Bill Burr & Nia - Dentists That Kill Lions

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2015
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  • @zenhaelcero8481
    @zenhaelcero8481 8 років тому +74

    "But this wasn't the flavor they were looking for!"
    Can't stop laughing!

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 8 років тому +86

    "I'm talking about BRANDISHING A WEAPON!!"

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 4 роки тому +44

    I'm so glad that Bill married Nia because he is reluctantly exposed to shows he doesn't want to watch American Greed, Real Housewives, etc. and then he can make fun of them for our expense.
    and now with Lola, Billy is watching kids shows now.
    hilarity.

    • @RylzMunkister
      @RylzMunkister 3 роки тому +6

      What do you think expense means

    • @joshbreaksk8IN
      @joshbreaksk8IN 3 роки тому +4

      @@RylzMunkister I'm sure they meant at his expense for our pleasure lol

  • @RockoJerome
    @RockoJerome 5 років тому +28

    2:57 "BRANDISHING A WEAPON!!" kills me.

    • @tzerambo3140
      @tzerambo3140 4 роки тому

      Rocko Jerome what is that from

  • @BrienAhern
    @BrienAhern 7 років тому +11

    I like nias laugh 😊

  • @bpmode
    @bpmode 8 років тому +12

    The American Greed voiceover imitation & accompanying music are hilarious

  • @davidv2122
    @davidv2122 8 років тому +11

    'do you have any liquids in there?'
    'No it's all been drained.'
    dam that made me laugh so much

  • @thabotshuma8767
    @thabotshuma8767 8 років тому +51

    I am Zimbabwean. No one I know or anyone in my family gives two shades of a fuck over Cecil "Named-after-our-Donald-Trump" the Lion

    • @G.G14
      @G.G14 8 років тому +11

      You and your family are a bunch of idiots.

    • @GENERICCEREAL67
      @GENERICCEREAL67 8 років тому +8

      Thabo Tshuma 30,000 lions. 7 billion knuckle dragging cunts.

    • @GENERICCEREAL67
      @GENERICCEREAL67 8 років тому +8

      Thabo Tshuma The reason why there are babies starving is because theres....
      7....
      billion....
      people on the planet.

    • @thabotshuma8767
      @thabotshuma8767 8 років тому +10

      GENERICCEREAL67 Let's go for 8 billion. Occupy one of Saturn's moons or something. No lion ever made a scientific discovery

    • @thabotshuma8767
      @thabotshuma8767 8 років тому

      ***** haha not really sorry

  • @TheEdwardSaenz
    @TheEdwardSaenz 8 років тому +6

    These two are my favorite

  • @CurePhyllodes
    @CurePhyllodes 7 років тому +8

    I totally Agree with Bill at the end of this --- not to mention this lion had 23 cubs who needed their father for protection from other male lions

  • @ryanmounce2850
    @ryanmounce2850 3 роки тому +3

    I know this is old as hell. Ive got to add, my carpentry shop just did work for a dentist. That dude was loaded. We were installing Millworks in his 5th location. The owner hadn't touched a set of teeth for at least a decade. He just built a brand.

  • @bengordon3423
    @bengordon3423 3 роки тому +2

    off mic....”I’m talkin’ about brandishing a weapon!”
    😂😂😂

  • @elili8016
    @elili8016 3 роки тому +2

    I swear dentist makes a shit ton of money

  • @MrTinTinTinny
    @MrTinTinTinny 8 років тому +10

    Good episode. I agree with Bill and Nia on this one.

  • @danielstanton9764
    @danielstanton9764 8 років тому +4

    Bill, you raise some great points then you knock them down with logic. Always great. My favourite.

  • @yake222
    @yake222 3 роки тому +3

    to quote Chris Rock., "If a black dentist wanted a mansion he would've had to invent teeth"

    • @ralphlopez3077
      @ralphlopez3077 3 роки тому

      I literally thought about that bit where he lives next to a white dentist :)

  • @prestonmatthews39
    @prestonmatthews39 8 років тому

    Bill, Taxidermy has become advanced enough that you don't need any part of the animal to make a mount of it. All you need are detailed pictures, measurements and the weight of the animal and the taxidermist will be able to replicate a "dummy" so that it looks like it is the real thing.
    Also I know first hand about the "crooked dentists" I went into a dentist in my town and he said that every single tooth in my mouth had at least one cavity on it but as it turned out only one tooth had a soft spot and the rest of them he had lied about but since I've already had the procedure done,I will have to get them redone over and over again until I die!
    Huge fan,
    Have a great week

  • @ColonelEviscerator
    @ColonelEviscerator 8 років тому +31

    It wasn't illegal. The dentist obeyed all the local laws, it was the GUIDE that broke the law. But no one's going after him.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 років тому +12

      ***** the guides have already been to court. And he did break the law. After shooting and tracking it he along with the two guys with him tried to remove the research collar they had on the lion because it's protected. That act itself is a crime. Ignorance of the laws wherever you go is never an excuse.

    • @ColonelEviscerator
      @ColonelEviscerator 8 років тому +2

      supastar
      Not what I read. From what I read the guides tried to remove the collar and the dentist was pissed.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 років тому +7

      ***** That sounds like his version. Media always come at it from different angles so you hardly ever get the full gist of a story unfortunately, ...guess we'll know more when those guys he paid to be with him are back in court

    • @G.G14
      @G.G14 8 років тому +8

      ***** Doesn't matter to me. He's still a sick bastard who loves killing probably more than anything else. We don't need people like that in the society.

    • @ryanr4361
      @ryanr4361 6 років тому +1

      ColonelEviscerator the guy shot a lion. Fuck him.

  • @billhobin07
    @billhobin07 8 років тому +12

    news update, Zimbabwe declares open season on lions after 200+ people are killed by lions.

  • @spidermonkey1868
    @spidermonkey1868 2 роки тому

    @ 3:59, who else got heaps excited when Bill said he going to PoCast for 30years!!???

  • @sabsays4091
    @sabsays4091 5 років тому +2

    AAaOOaaaa--oooo-aaaaa-wooOOOO

  • @wethole
    @wethole 8 років тому +3

    I agree with the last thing Nia said, this story got turned into a feeding frenzy, though not much will come out of it whilst bigger news stories will go unnoticed

    • @GENERICCEREAL67
      @GENERICCEREAL67 8 років тому +2

      Neonman78 30,000 lions left on the planet. 7 billion knuckle dragging cunts.

  • @mindprism
    @mindprism 8 років тому +6

    I can see how drilling on peoples teeth could make you psycho, its way different than a doctor. You are basically water boarding people all day to that drill sound.
    SNL should do a skit on a cosmetic surgeon who secretly hates his clients vanity and so turns them into wretched monsters.

  • @dallassylvestre7209
    @dallassylvestre7209 4 роки тому

    Does anyone know if Bill is still going to tour and come to Canada?

  • @MikkiThaiGuy13
    @MikkiThaiGuy13 Рік тому

    😅😅😅 Im picturing the dentist guy lookin like Higgins from Magnum P I. !!

  • @vowselfington8901
    @vowselfington8901 3 роки тому

    ah wooooo ah woooo ah woooooo ... HAHAHAH

  • @mrnoname3909
    @mrnoname3909 8 років тому

    Wow, great movie trailer voice!

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 3 роки тому

    Lmao 😆 how many teeth is he filling 🤣

  • @johnmccoy2380
    @johnmccoy2380 4 роки тому +1

    Glass in the ice cream

  • @victoriamorgan7188
    @victoriamorgan7188 3 роки тому +1

    Dentists make a lot of money.

  • @Shutityou
    @Shutityou 2 роки тому +1

    By the way, it wasn't illegally hunted. If it wasn't for the organised hunting and the funding it brings, the fences would be torn down and the lions killed by local farmers protecting their herds.
    It's a complex matter which can't be broken down into lion good/dentist bad...
    If they van hunting big game then sadly the lions will be hunted to extinction.

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Рік тому

    👍

  • @ijonkilledyou6062
    @ijonkilledyou6062 4 роки тому +1

    dentists make almost as much as doctors

  • @MMMRATTY
    @MMMRATTY 3 роки тому +1

    I'm a little late to the party, but I'm a banker and I have no less than three dentists as clients. They make a metric fuck-ton of money. It's not difficult to imagine one of them dropping $50k like it was nothing.

  • @gamingsfinest1
    @gamingsfinest1 5 років тому

    8:07

  • @fattygotawhip
    @fattygotawhip 8 років тому

    Is there an official MMPC channel?

  • @wolfie498
    @wolfie498 8 років тому +1

    Lion eats dentist.

  • @ericsiggins254
    @ericsiggins254 4 роки тому +1

    Its the narrators voice

  • @saintbrosef6149
    @saintbrosef6149 2 роки тому +1

    "How tf can a dentist afford 50 grand?"
    I lost 3 teeth in a seizure I had. 3 teeth implants cost 3500$ That's how he can afford 50 grand.

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 5 років тому +1

    My step mom actually worked in the building next to that Dentist, i guess he was a snotty dude

  • @williamblakevanhoose3658
    @williamblakevanhoose3658 7 років тому +3

    When Bill gets out of lineI. I bet Nia pegs em.

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 Рік тому

    8:50: Bill finally admitted to being an elitist

  • @tedcabana
    @tedcabana 8 років тому +2

    He probably canceled the check after he got home with the lions head.

  • @kizzin007
    @kizzin007 5 років тому

    Can we just talk about how Bill has worked in virtually every kind of profession there is

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m 3 роки тому

    It was a legal hunt

  • @shizu-chan3942
    @shizu-chan3942 5 років тому +1

    HOW MANY TEETH ARE YOU FILLINGGGGGGG

  • @benisturning30
    @benisturning30 8 років тому

    Who is nia?

  • @sluwisch
    @sluwisch 8 років тому

    You're idea of justice is awesome. You are 100% correct. A proper punishment would be that he gets treated without abuse but obligated to serve time and to provide the citizens with free dental care. Brilliant

  • @Shutityou
    @Shutityou 2 роки тому

    Lol at bill. No wonder he had the "uninformed" podcast

  • @chi8514
    @chi8514 8 років тому

    Billy boy first

  • @jc.1191
    @jc.1191 3 роки тому +1

    Insurance scam probably

  • @gailc1948
    @gailc1948 8 років тому

    My dentist also was certified or licensed in plastic surgery - who knows what this guy does.

  • @grapeape888
    @grapeape888 8 років тому +3

    I don't mind big game hunting but, imo you should only be allowed to do it with a spear and basketball shorts. Keep it fair imo.

  • @psychicbyinternet
    @psychicbyinternet 8 років тому

    The median dentist salary in the U.S. is around 146K. The high end of dentists' salaries is 188K so he can probably afford it...

  • @casualobserver2380
    @casualobserver2380 4 роки тому +1

    Personally I despise people who kill animals like this for fun, I really do. Just want to point out that as usual Bill is mixed up. The hunt was legal. Doesn't make it ok but it was legal.

    • @molsy1768
      @molsy1768 4 роки тому +2

      It wasnt legal, they infiltrated a national park and wounded a protected animal.

  • @assfacetheclown29
    @assfacetheclown29 8 років тому +1

    Where do you think money for conservation comes from? Hipsters buying stickers for The back of their Subaru out backs? No hunting licenses, and the excise tax on guns and ammo. The people who hunt legally are the ones who actually make a difference for the environment.

  • @judgeholden6761
    @judgeholden6761 2 роки тому

    It isn't always poaching (don't think it was for that particular news story either), high profile news stories are also at dudes where it was done through services which identify sick, suffering dying lions and issue hunting licenses by raffle (raising millions for animal welfare) or sell them at insane prices. If some psychopath wants to spend hundreds of thousands towards conservation and saving animals from extinction to shoot and immediately kill an elderly lion dying of cancer miserably (you know, natures sick, cruel way) let him. Sick alpha males hurt their pride. People are just absolute uniformed idiots when it comes to hunting, including even high profile trophy hunting done legally. Most people are so naive about nature that they haven't even considered that being shot with a gun is pretty much as painless and merciful as you can fucking get lol.

  • @kicknadeadcat
    @kicknadeadcat 5 років тому

    He offered them 25 grand for that they said he could only pull a few teeth.

  • @mrwd1234
    @mrwd1234 8 років тому +1

    The reason the guy bow hunts is because he has a felony conviction for bear poaching in Wisconsin. That conviction makes him ineligible for firearm ownership or use.

  • @maltesefalcon4221
    @maltesefalcon4221 8 років тому +1

    Funny thing bill i'm a contract killer and would only charge 5,000 to kill a dentist the lion cost 50,000 lol ;)

  • @prasun911
    @prasun911 3 роки тому

    the 'economic help' excuse is dumb..
    the corporations have used up the african continent of its resources and then the same poor community is used to legitimize hunting animals. its a very weird thing.

  • @adamrodriguez1724
    @adamrodriguez1724 8 років тому +2

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NIA AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!#

  • @ScentlessEd
    @ScentlessEd 8 років тому +24

    This was funny until Nia walked in

    • @YouAlreadyKnowBabi
      @YouAlreadyKnowBabi 8 років тому +6

      +ScentlessEd Preach! She's so fucking annoying.

    • @HYPNOTICVIDEO
      @HYPNOTICVIDEO 8 років тому +24

      +ScentlessEd Nia sounds cool.

    • @lupooflunarorigin120
      @lupooflunarorigin120 8 років тому +18

      I like Nia

    • @Ray-gg1ty
      @Ray-gg1ty 8 років тому +1

      +ScentlessEd something about HER voice idk guess its because shes black

  • @Thirtiesguy
    @Thirtiesguy 8 років тому

    Even though Nia is annoying and ruins the show her last comment was spot on.

  • @pepegrillo7005
    @pepegrillo7005 8 років тому +5

    KEEP NIA OUT