Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop

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  • Опубліковано 13 лис 2014
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  • @bryanpotts5594
    @bryanpotts5594 5 років тому +5969

    I had a job that absolutely required a laptop. But, because it was needed, it was provided by the company.

    • @tenesol
      @tenesol 4 роки тому +107

      so much love 4 this comm.

    • @Hewhowantstoknow
      @Hewhowantstoknow 4 роки тому +45

      Dingdingdingding we have a winner!

    • @alikeelim-khadzhi2861
      @alikeelim-khadzhi2861 4 роки тому +3

      @ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ have the same situation as OP. Software engineer job, in my case. Pays enough, I think.

    • @1queijocas
      @1queijocas 4 роки тому +1

      @Fihlippe Luhis Do you really think that a company does not pay for its costs ? That would be wonderful if it were true, free money everyone

    • @FXFXFXFX
      @FXFXFXFX 4 роки тому +23

      @Fihlippe Luhis lol the tax write off from a computer doesn't actually pay for the computer cost itself. I don't think you know how corporate taxes, or taxes work.

  • @erico1st
    @erico1st 7 років тому +882

    For just $1999 you can spend a day with a stranger, as opposed to the $0 it costs to spend a day with a friend, what a deal!

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 7 років тому +13

      erico1st the fuck's a friend you heretic?

    • @UraniumReaperActual
      @UraniumReaperActual 3 роки тому +3

      @@ZaWarubro imaginary varieties perhaps?

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 роки тому

      @@UraniumReaperActual what's an imaginary heretic?

    • @b0mazor
      @b0mazor 2 роки тому +15

      You hang out with friends for free?!?

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Рік тому +5

      @@b0mazor you hang out with friends?!

  • @jakelewis2267
    @jakelewis2267 5 років тому +1786

    This video was before it’s time

  • @Butlerboy
    @Butlerboy 4 роки тому +554

    It's sad because after everything they actually ended up with getting $1,336..

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 4 роки тому +117

      So sad, she just needed one more dollar to reach True Gamer status...

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +76

      he*
      At least I'm pretty sure.

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 4 роки тому +43

      @@PANZERFAUST90 She's a trans woman, so she's a she.

    • @alterego9791
      @alterego9791 4 роки тому +118

      @@mattbounds he*

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer 4 роки тому +67

      it*
      he aint human

  • @tittymilk279
    @tittymilk279 7 років тому +4026

    "Yeah I have social anxiety" "Hey if you give me $1,999 as a complete stranger come and spend an entire day with me."

    • @billanderson5580
      @billanderson5580 7 років тому +301

      Your icon makes this so much better

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 7 років тому +244

      Logan S Not to mention "disabled," funny how she didn't mention the limitations of her disability when referencing the date... Plus PTSD, but you can spend the whole day with her doing whatever you want "within reason." So no limitations despite all her victimhood...

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 7 років тому +14

      I feel I can totally trust you, cute bear.

    • @sparkproof5160
      @sparkproof5160 7 років тому +18

      www.gofundme.com/white-privileged-boy at least that one is honest lol

    • @skeebisyeet3433
      @skeebisyeet3433 7 років тому +45

      There's lots of different levels of social anxiety, most people with it would be down to hang out with 1 person for 2,000$

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 років тому +1322

    For $1800 you could get an Alienware 17 laptop. The fuck is she going to be doing on this laptop? Rendering Pixar's movies for them?

    • @AnnoyingOrange420
      @AnnoyingOrange420 8 років тому +180

      Probably buying a Mac

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 8 років тому +89

      ***** That's true. Dear lord are Macs overpriced.

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 років тому +6

      An Alienware 17 laptop costs about $13.000 where I live ;~;

    • @jase7401
      @jase7401 8 років тому +82

      +- Roger - 13 dollars?

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 років тому +8

      Jason Almeida We use another currency here, but no. $13000,00.

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 4 роки тому +274

    I'm oppressed, I would really like a 2080 Ti for 3d modelling, definitely not using it for playing games.

    • @bigfarter99
      @bigfarter99 4 роки тому +6

      yeah two 2080 TI's running in SLI with a xeon processor used for 'only' 3d modelling

    • @lucasc5622
      @lucasc5622 3 роки тому

      blender is super optimised, you could run it on anything

    • @idkafknhandlebrah
      @idkafknhandlebrah 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah please feel bad for me strangers cuz I’m a weak little bitch who can’t handle day to day life

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Рік тому

      @@lucasc5622 except Radeon cards hahaha

  • @DreamPhreak
    @DreamPhreak 6 років тому +324

    4 years later, doesn't have a podcast. Not that anyone would want to listen to her shit, but she didn't even try.

  • @elmerjfapp5730
    @elmerjfapp5730 7 років тому +1625

    my 3000$ refurbished toshiba satellite is the only reason i still have my job at whole foods

  • @deadeyedblack2350
    @deadeyedblack2350 7 років тому +1582

    I'm black, have low income and depression can I have free laptop plz

    • @vesuvyan
      @vesuvyan 7 років тому +45

      yes

    • @EveryPixelMatters
      @EveryPixelMatters 7 років тому +68

      Welfare my dude.

    • @Rale881
      @Rale881 7 років тому +10

      I'm crippled, can I have a free PC with monitor? Not a laptop.

    • @deadeyedblack2350
      @deadeyedblack2350 7 років тому +21

      Acquired laptop. Thx 4 support bb's

    • @Void-uj7jd
      @Void-uj7jd 7 років тому +19

      > Acquired
      > Stolen

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 5 років тому +298

    "the hunger games of victimhood"
    I'm gonna use that one. *yoink*

  • @CWHolleman
    @CWHolleman Рік тому +28

    This has aged like fine wine.

  • @freddieberdan6760
    @freddieberdan6760 7 років тому +1718

    i dont have any arms or legs, i'm typing this comment by slamming my nose into the keyboard wheres my laptop

    • @moonshine7064
      @moonshine7064 6 років тому +59

      i think you should stick with computers. you don't need laptops. umm they .. they are called "lap"tops. so uhh it isn't gon work.

    • @playerjuan77
      @playerjuan77 6 років тому +37

      How did you type an apostrophe without pushing shift

    • @theshapetv9203
      @theshapetv9203 6 років тому +25

      Player Juan his boogers helped

    • @loweffortproductions1985
      @loweffortproductions1985 6 років тому +4

      If you don't have any limbs, why would you WANT a device designed for fingers and hands?

    • @slushyjarl5486
      @slushyjarl5486 6 років тому

      I get it's a joke buuuut even windows 7 had built in voice commands, clunky though they may be.

  • @spodrs9851
    @spodrs9851 7 років тому +1999

    i need 60,000,000 dollars to pay for my surgery, for i have pain of the chronic variety

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 6 років тому +63

      What about ur PTSD, anxiety, asthma, harthritis, speech impediment, crippling depression, and cancer? U need another 7 trillion for that

    • @aaravsharma4681
      @aaravsharma4681 6 років тому +2

      SpoderJuan69 this is hilarious.😂

    • @Mendo_xd
      @Mendo_xd 6 років тому +2

      XD

    • @艾可
      @艾可 6 років тому

      SpoderJuan69 fuck off

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 6 років тому +1

      post the link I got you dude ✊️

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 2 роки тому +28

    Gosh - a series on “where are they now?” on these folks would be so great, from Dayron Aryas to the big lemon house to sjw computer herself.

  • @mathiasvoorhees6232
    @mathiasvoorhees6232 5 років тому +250

    Holy shit that was a good poem.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 8 років тому +3308

    Holy shit, so much arrogance and entitlement. "I deserve free shit! Give me money and I'll send you a picture of myself!"

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 8 років тому +249

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE You have "Minecraft" in your user name. Your argument is invalid.

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 8 років тому +36

      If you hadn't guessed from the massive red cross through the Minecraft logo, the words "BAN" crudely written on it or the fact that my account name claims to want to "Stop" "Minecraft", this account is for satirizing and annoying the moronic Minecraft community.
      Shit game too.

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 8 років тому +71

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE Keep fighting...the....... good............. fight?

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 8 років тому +5

      Absolutely. SOLDIERS OF THE REVOLUTION, UNITE!

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 8 років тому +132

      lol, you took me seriously? In case it flew over your head, lemme spell it out for you: why don't you go and join a cause that will actually affect something, because your piddly little crusade against Minecraft is goning to do exactly jack fucking shit against such a massively popular game.

  • @SatanIsSextingMe
    @SatanIsSextingMe 7 років тому +3469

    the laptop I'm using cost $1600 less than that, and miraculously I'm still alive

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 7 років тому +46

      I did it for the cat girls So did I.

    • @SABOTAGEit
      @SABOTAGEit 7 років тому +43

      The laptop I'm using cost me $300. lol

    • @markbjerreskovlarsen6057
      @markbjerreskovlarsen6057 7 років тому +11

      mine cost 100€

    • @bums009
      @bums009 7 років тому +15

      I did it for the cat girls Exactly I got a refurbished one for £220 from Ebay would have paid £299 for it new

    • @Arado159
      @Arado159 7 років тому +20

      Using a $30 laptop. It runs 720p youtube videos pretty well, except for
      60fps ones, though even those can run if I have no other shit running in the background.

  • @jaz02
    @jaz02 Рік тому +16

    This video has aged like fine wine

  • @InfiniteDarkMass
    @InfiniteDarkMass 4 роки тому +59

    Can't believe she's not vegan. Peta, get on this case immediately!

  • @FTWGamerTrue
    @FTWGamerTrue 8 років тому +1903

    my indiegogo: I need a small loan of 1 million dollars to build a wall around mexico

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 8 років тому +23

      +FTWGamer I've had a hard life. It's not been easy for me.

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 8 років тому +6

      Milk Drinking Badass You've had an easy life compared to me. As a cis white male, I needed the small loan of a million dollars more than you do. Kappa

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 років тому +1

      +FTWGamer I bet most white Americans would fund you

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 років тому

      ***** No but a stereotypical American (since they obviously represent ALL Americans) would say that, they do not like people crossing the border into their country

    • @BleachedDylan
      @BleachedDylan 8 років тому +1

      +FTWGamer Trump is that you?

  • @paulb2298
    @paulb2298 6 років тому +2634

    I need $2 so I can have $2

    • @shamboozler566
      @shamboozler566 6 років тому +49

      Paul Brooks link ur paypal, i'll send it to u

    • @danteodoru192
      @danteodoru192 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @slothc
      @slothc 6 років тому +18

      I just dropped 300$ on a steering wheel, can I have some money since I'm now 400$ in debt?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 років тому +1

      a noble cause

    • @brendanwillett3772
      @brendanwillett3772 5 років тому

      Deal

  • @jamesmccarthy9056
    @jamesmccarthy9056 5 років тому +65

    "The hunger games of victimhood"
    Ian, stop giving them ideas.

  • @nordicrosie5150
    @nordicrosie5150 4 роки тому +35

    "Chode growing out of my ear"
    *-iDubbbz*

  • @xTravisMarx
    @xTravisMarx 7 років тому +3114

    excellent poem Dubbz

    • @frontendclerk
      @frontendclerk 7 років тому +6

      Travis Marx Dubbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 років тому +6

      Ah ok so it's Dubbbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 років тому +2

      Lmao I love your response 😂😂😂

    • @helheimrgaming2547
      @helheimrgaming2547 7 років тому +1

      Travis Marx are you in any way related to my buddy Karl? Karl Marx?

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 років тому +1

      Nah but big fan of *some* of his philosophies!

  • @oyaswmi558
    @oyaswmi558 7 років тому +761

    Wait a second, if she didn't have a laptop already, then how the fuck did she post this?

    • @JMPERager
      @JMPERager 7 років тому +231

      Stop oppressing her!!!

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 7 років тому +104

      Don't question her you sexist homophobic transphobic piece of shite!

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 років тому +7

      But, its oppiset day

    • @dfmh1
      @dfmh1 7 років тому +29

      Library computer, friend/relative's computer.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 7 років тому +6

      +dfmh1 nah "it" just wants a new one cuz the one "it" has is already 3 months old and you know you cant do shit with a laptop that old! Also "it" already buys the new iphone every 6 months and other overpriced apple shit like mac shit should be bought by strangers for strangers! Cuz they are poor victims of society! Ffs how can society be so cruel to not let that poor thing buy all "it" wants?? credit card debt is patriarchy! Trans people should have the right to get all they want without any repercussions! Thats opression!

  • @sanguinor5609
    @sanguinor5609 Рік тому +16

    Hope his missus doesn’t see this. Might have to get the cops to do a welfare check.

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 4 роки тому +45

    They probably had PTSD from waiting at McDonalds past 5 minutes for a burger

  • @miguelpereira9859
    @miguelpereira9859 7 років тому +2008

    Guys, I am suffering from depression, please give me a new GTX 1080... to work.

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 7 років тому +1038

    my stepdad welds metal while streaming porn

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 років тому +5

      MacDee The Executioner I fucking find that sexy as

    • @LaParanoiaDeAlan
      @LaParanoiaDeAlan 7 років тому +34

      MacDee The Executioner Once I was welding and fucking a girl in the ass at the same time.

    • @clutch1141
      @clutch1141 7 років тому +16

      MacDee The Executioner. Welders have longer rods

    • @slowralious3446
      @slowralious3446 7 років тому +3

      MacDee The Executioner dude, nice

    • @martineriksson03
      @martineriksson03 7 років тому +14

      My friend used to show us (me and my other friends) porn he found on his brother's pc via skype (you know, share screen)

  • @bigman94755
    @bigman94755 6 років тому +1752

    People are roasting her but she’s actually really smart, and I’m gonna do the same. I want a new car, and instead of working I’m gonna put on a wig and go in indigogo and say that I’m a trans-woman who is being oppressed by society, and that I need a new car to drive around because when I walk I am constantly getting oppressed. I’ll ask for 20k, and the SJWs won’t even blink an eye before they donate to me. Brilliant.

    • @ivanklaric4004
      @ivanklaric4004 5 років тому +53

      Did you succeed?

    • @Angryegg387
      @Angryegg387 5 років тому +73

      i would also like to know if this is a working formula

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 5 років тому +7

      Smart

    • @doncornetto
      @doncornetto 5 років тому +148

      I need a new supra so I can outrun opression

    • @luca_uy6529
      @luca_uy6529 5 років тому +16

      @@doncornetto
      >supra
      Fucking AE86 squad boiiiii

  • @lemoncardboard4877
    @lemoncardboard4877 5 років тому +191

    You see this, and then you see homeless retired marines that simply refuse amy form of money.

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 4 роки тому +37

      I've never seen a homeless *anything* refuse money. His sacrifices for his country sure as shit aren't getting him food. I had a homeless airforce vet try to sell me his old uniform out of a shopping cart he stole while he complained about how his wife was too much of a burden so he had to leave her and go be homeless by himself. I couldn't buy anything from him as I'm not too well off myself, but the few dollars I offered instead of buying his uniform got snatched up real fast.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +14

      lol two lemons here
      wtf?

    • @Ashrafplw
      @Ashrafplw 4 роки тому

      @@PANZERFAUST90 out of all things that concerns u?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ashrafplw 🍋🙃

    • @wutangdan320
      @wutangdan320 4 роки тому +14

      Ah yes, the homeless retired marines that refuse any money are just everywhere. Cant go to a place without seeing them

  • @funwillfunwill
    @funwillfunwill 7 років тому +204

    She's the reason the "entitled liberal" stereotype exists

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 7 років тому +10

      AlphonsePride aren't those synonyms

    • @manboutuomaeley4311
      @manboutuomaeley4311 7 років тому

      Will Harvey does that go on apples?

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 років тому +5

      To be fair, at least only a small portion of people make this stereotype exist, meanwhile the "Conservative Neo-Nazi" stereotype is reinforced by almost all conservatives

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 років тому +4

      If you think this has anything to do with buzzfeed, you're an absolute moron.

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 7 років тому +12

      +Sombra Most of the right wing are just normal people. It's the alt-right that are neonazis.

  • @daikaijuzilla
    @daikaijuzilla 7 років тому +350

    "Victim Hunger Games" you mean Tumblr?

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 7 років тому +28

      Daikaiju Danielle if only there was a way to favorite a comment

  • @deanmcpartlin4732
    @deanmcpartlin4732 4 роки тому +27

    Bring this idubbz back

  • @Makatosh
    @Makatosh 5 років тому +309

    Can't believe this Indiegogo campaign reached over a thousand dollars 🤣

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 років тому +19

      E P W the person who posted it will get what’s coming to him. The Kickstarter was a blatant scam.

    • @iforgot1135
      @iforgot1135 4 роки тому +3

      Unknown lol wtf? Him? Why would it be a guy

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 роки тому +27

      @@iforgot1135 cause it's a guy

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 роки тому +7

      @@iforgot1135
      because "trans"

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 4 роки тому +5

      Voidrive ‣ - you shouldn’t phrase it like trans people don’t exist

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 8 років тому +807

    So I've been doing the wrong thing for the past decade?! I've actually been _getting up and going to work_ when I should have been begging for money on crowd funding websites.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 8 років тому +37

      *****
      You're a genius! Begging for money takes little to no effort whatsoever, it's a perfect job to have on the side.

    • @TheNotoriousSAD
      @TheNotoriousSAD 8 років тому +3

      A perfect job to have!... Besides, y'know... A real job lol

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 8 років тому +2

      +lilturk726 I wonder if you have to pay taxes on that...

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 8 років тому +1

      Dima Gurevich
      That's a good question...
      I'd assume good ol' Uncle Sam (or his over seas equivalent) would want his piece of your pie.

    • @plot6520
      @plot6520 8 років тому

      +lilturk726 Yes.

  • @RileyGoss
    @RileyGoss 7 років тому +2768

    Her parents must be so disappointed.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 4 роки тому +12

    Idk why this is recommended to me 5 years later, but aight, will watch it again

  • @harmlessbystander621
    @harmlessbystander621 4 роки тому +637

    I’m still waiting for my white privilege to finally get me a million dollar house and car

  • @thatsbananas6547
    @thatsbananas6547 6 років тому +1626

    I'm gay, have back pain, and have PTSD from when I dropped my hot Pocket

    • @lukedoofenshmirtz6144
      @lukedoofenshmirtz6144 6 років тому +72

      know im 3 months late, but did you get the back pain from bending your back to pick it up?

    • @mattesses70
      @mattesses70 6 років тому +21

      Luke Burriesci no he got fucked in the ass, it’s unrelated

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 6 років тому +3

      Poor soul

    • @shanelinklater413
      @shanelinklater413 6 років тому

      Temporary name r

    • @vladfromyourtube
      @vladfromyourtube 6 років тому +1

      Langhope Aaah, yes! The Trifecta!

  • @jacksimms401
    @jacksimms401 8 років тому +329

    Tumblr finally found its way onto other parts of the Internet

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +31

      It's been on UA-cam for years.

    • @blyat4842
      @blyat4842 8 років тому

      Tumbler also made its way onto the main stream political seen as well

    • @lbutl2561
      @lbutl2561 8 років тому

      +Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick Its like cancer, spreading across the Internet, infecting diseases, qnd destroying everything and everyone with common sense.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 7 років тому +4

      Like cancer spreading to the other organs.

    • @crusty.kamikaze
      @crusty.kamikaze 7 років тому +10

      The disease is spreading

  • @ayebing
    @ayebing 3 роки тому +7

    I need 6,000 dollars for funeral expenses. I fell off a cliff and died on impact.

    • @MyDemon32
      @MyDemon32 3 роки тому +1

      How tf are you typing this while dead?

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 3 роки тому +1

      Robinson Aquino why are you asking dead people questions?

    • @cancerousnut7767
      @cancerousnut7767 3 роки тому +1

      @@MyDemon32 why are you asking him questions? He’s dead. He can’t answer?

    • @mihaicraciun8678
      @mihaicraciun8678 3 роки тому

      @@MyDemon32 it flew

  • @PhillipLarsen
    @PhillipLarsen 5 років тому +59

    iDubbbz explains 2018 and 2019 in a nutshell.

  • @skiz_mite8786
    @skiz_mite8786 6 років тому +1667

    "For $1 I will send you a selfie of me" yet her pic on the kickstarter page is a selfie

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 6 років тому +96

      skiz _mite Its probably a printout, to make a cum tribute.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 6 років тому +84

      *His pic

    • @grahampeters91
      @grahampeters91 5 років тому +8

      Under a bridge too far its pic*

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 4 роки тому +17

      his

    • @Patchy23
      @Patchy23 4 роки тому +8

      What she doesn't tell you is thats just for the action. It's gonna cost you a dollar for her to take her phone out, another dollar to take the picture, another dollar for her to send it (plus however much it costs to send a package to your house from hers)

  • @calvinc7196
    @calvinc7196 7 років тому +335

    *takes a picture in a cafe where coffees cost $8 and a small donut is called a pastry and sold for $6*
    "Please I need money in this cruel ableistic world please send help"

  • @user-xn4yu5rn9q
    @user-xn4yu5rn9q 5 років тому +102

    2000 dollars? Are you playing 4K Crysis at 120 FPS?

    • @pspuser1100
      @pspuser1100 5 років тому +6

      Zammy Wang nah $800 for the laptop $1200 for credit card debt.

    • @likablehydra4198
      @likablehydra4198 4 роки тому +1

      @@pspuser1100 bold of you to assume that its only 1200. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all for debt and the rest was a fake cover lmao.

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 3 роки тому

      Could get more 280 FPS with 2k

  • @shulker7442
    @shulker7442 2 місяці тому +9

    Crazy that Ian is now an SJW

    • @user-hs6wf4br9r
      @user-hs6wf4br9r 14 днів тому

      You're dumbass.

    • @salut730
      @salut730 13 днів тому

      ​@@user-hs6wf4br9r Does that video trigger you ? 🙂

    • @the_nowak2931
      @the_nowak2931 11 днів тому

      @@user-hs6wf4br9rhe is an SJW though…

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 8 років тому +1743

    If she needs a new laptop, how did she type out that kickstarter campaign?!

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 8 років тому +128

      +AstraVex with her old one

    • @Chainsawmila
      @Chainsawmila 8 років тому +259

      with her 10 million dollar phone

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 років тому +126

      With a small loan of a million dollars, she bought a gold laptop for display, and used it only once, and now needs money for the real deal.

    • @AveraSix
      @AveraSix 8 років тому +20

      Library

    • @XycoManiac
      @XycoManiac 8 років тому +16

      a phone

  • @uprize8943
    @uprize8943 7 років тому +3538

    isnt a $2000 SJW Laptop just a macbook?

    • @MegaPickleguy
      @MegaPickleguy 7 років тому +142

      lool I bet she's a fuckin commie too

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 6 років тому +108

      No, atleast MacBooks can get things done unlike her.

    • @monethwow6836
      @monethwow6836 6 років тому +28

      @argf i may hate macbooks but don't compare shit to worse shit to even worse shit

    • @maxcobra12
      @maxcobra12 6 років тому +25

      macbooks cant do SHIT

    • @exedra8649
      @exedra8649 6 років тому +15

      pre-2014 they used to be OK since with a few deals you could get some value for what you spent on it but after that they're simply bad and overpriced and have pretty much no redeeming features.

  • @angrygroceries1
    @angrygroceries1 4 роки тому +61

    Why was I recommended this? It's 5 years old.

    • @offfshiift
      @offfshiift 4 роки тому +1

      Angry Groceries UA-cam algorithm is wack chief

    • @MLGeoff
      @MLGeoff 4 роки тому

      @@offfshiift facts.

    • @rustyshackleford3428
      @rustyshackleford3428 4 роки тому +10

      because it's idubbbz

    • @OrchidEleven
      @OrchidEleven 4 роки тому +13

      who cares if it's old? it's great. and you watched it again

    • @wiljf17
      @wiljf17 4 роки тому

      Rt

  • @beronicagarcia74
    @beronicagarcia74 5 років тому +12

    “Three dog out” nice fallout ref

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 6 років тому +835

    I have to wear glasses, give me $100,000 so I can buy contacts.

    • @Xenon1825
      @Xenon1825 6 років тому +3

      IronPiedmont1996
      Brilliant.

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 6 років тому +3

      Yeah, not my best joke.

    • @dhhayden
      @dhhayden 6 років тому

      Why not Lasik instead

    • @booby6232
      @booby6232 5 років тому +1

      No cuz u no has vegene

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 років тому +1

      My roblox character died, can i have at least 900,000 robux?

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 7 років тому +3032

    i am a gay, trans, disabled, special snowflake and i need 3000$ to buy an intel i7 6950x, titan X pascal PC so i can get a job.

    • @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788
      @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788 7 років тому +85

      Nikke 2800 leave a link fellow snowflake... I'll donate 5000 USD, It's not much but it's all I have :(

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 7 років тому +68

      That's a peasant's rig. You're not going to get a job unless you have a Xeon based system that costs as much as a new car to build. LOL :)

    • @quintonthevillain2745
      @quintonthevillain2745 7 років тому +38

      Ye forgot to mention triple SLI ya fucking peasant!

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 7 років тому +16

      Stop oppressing us drops of acid rain you piece of shit!

    • @Nanaba101
      @Nanaba101 7 років тому +3

      What is Life dude he's joking 😂

  • @shawnmolver1640
    @shawnmolver1640 3 роки тому +3

    Idk why but I love coming back and watching old idubbbz vids just bring me pure joy

  • @ayebing
    @ayebing Місяць тому +10

    2014 idubbbz buying 2024 idubbbz a laptop.

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 6 років тому +2404

    Her being disabled is an insult to the word disability

  • @Eeeemomo
    @Eeeemomo 6 років тому +3436

    $10 says she just “identifies” as disabled

    • @henry55430
      @henry55430 5 років тому +137

      You'd be $10 richer :)

    • @MitchellGWhitehead
      @MitchellGWhitehead 5 років тому +5

      Lololololol

    • @bigmac7077
      @bigmac7077 4 роки тому +122

      10$ says she’s actually disabled I mean she said she’s trans for god sake

    • @userfriendly9794
      @userfriendly9794 4 роки тому +73

      >she
      ... Lol

    • @alphamale4377
      @alphamale4377 4 роки тому +10

      Haha lol when she’s older she’ll fake being disabled for benefits lmao

  • @Andressantiagooo99
    @Andressantiagooo99 3 роки тому +1

    Always rewatching idubbz old videos they never get old

  • @icekick1173
    @icekick1173 4 роки тому +35

    When the video gets recommend cause it has sjw in the title

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 роки тому +10

      You should take a look at the whole situation from outside the box , the guys who's lives are devoted to crying about sjws are just as bad to the rest of the world

    • @icekick1173
      @icekick1173 4 роки тому +1

      Bro.. are u implying that I was saying it's a bad thing? That's pretty presumptuous of you

    • @calculus3661
      @calculus3661 4 роки тому +1

      @@jodofly1158 nice assumption

    • @petrichor446
      @petrichor446 4 роки тому +3

      Lets not forget Paul Joseph Watson, I think he is pretty high up on the 'stupid whining about sjw ass' scale.

  • @snapback701
    @snapback701 9 років тому +2673

    ur opresing me!!!!11

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  9 років тому +314

      sorry snap black.

    • @poopdump2
      @poopdump2 9 років тому +9

      MrPagwon ur cps l0ck 1s 0pr£s1ng m1

    • @noahyoung3503
      @noahyoung3503 9 років тому +1

      iDubbbzTV
      WOAH Racist much?

    • @kf.m686
      @kf.m686 8 років тому +4

      Jesus the people in this chain can't handle jokes.

    • @Relaxe1
      @Relaxe1 8 років тому

      +Doge Bag ikr.

  • @AdaGonzalez42
    @AdaGonzalez42 6 років тому +1651

    Damn, this video feels like it was released just yesterday. What we do here is go back.

  • @ultrasmurf1245
    @ultrasmurf1245 5 років тому +58

    I have written a little song for our dear Erika, it goes like this: Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
    wird umschwärmt Erika
    denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
    zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 5 років тому +18

      Only true Reich fans will get this

    • @cybercoltz9054
      @cybercoltz9054 5 років тому

      Hier ist mein tag

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 роки тому

      cringe

    • @aarok1847
      @aarok1847 4 роки тому

      @@marhabacarpet8593 ok boomer

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 роки тому

      @@aarok1847 ok boomer 😂😂👌😂😂👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂😂

  • @HyranAU
    @HyranAU 5 років тому +11

    3:12 Hank Hill has entered the building

  • @joem8728
    @joem8728 6 років тому +892

    Her job is posting on buzzfeed

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 4 роки тому +38

      "her"

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 4 роки тому +44

      @@nghtspawn651 its

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 4 роки тому +18

      his

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 4 роки тому +20

      @@elmersglue8723 he no longer deserves a name he is no longer human and therefore needs to be called it's so we can never be associated with it.

    • @omgitsaidsyay
      @omgitsaidsyay 4 роки тому

      I thought they were a writer for Vox.

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 7 років тому +114

    I have crippling oppression.

    • @tinyrick6482
      @tinyrick6482 7 років тому +1

      and i have osteoporosis.

    • @jake-jk8rj
      @jake-jk8rj 7 років тому +1

      cassandra5322 and I'm homosexual.

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 4 роки тому +12

    I remember seeing a girl (who had ZERO disadvantages; she wasn't a minority in sexuality, ethnicity, nor was she disabled) who had a patreon and the description was "donate to my patreon to compensate for the gender gap." Not even joking

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 роки тому +3

      I'm curious how much she actually gets but I'm afraid of learning a truth that will hurt me.

    • @k1lljaro454
      @k1lljaro454 4 роки тому

      Pretty good meme, I would donate.

    • @samuelfaust
      @samuelfaust 4 роки тому

      Damned profligate

  • @spoohater6949
    @spoohater6949 Рік тому +4

    This sounds like some bs someone would say on Twitter today

  • @redavatar
    @redavatar 8 років тому +257

    A $2000 SJW laptop? Isn't that called a Macbook Pro?

  • @frankhamilton8840
    @frankhamilton8840 6 років тому +572

    Dang Want that selfie
    But alas,
    I cannot afford 26.95

  • @honkhonk8009
    @honkhonk8009 4 роки тому +2

    I thought this was 2017. But jesus this video was way before its time. idubbztV is a pioneer. God hes amazing

  • @masonlittle2089
    @masonlittle2089 2 роки тому +4

    Ok but his jokes at 6 mins have become a legit conversation six years later

  • @carlamisial9790
    @carlamisial9790 9 років тому +131

    You responded my life is complete

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  9 років тому +280

      no i didn't.

    • @MadWasp01
      @MadWasp01 9 років тому +7

      iDubbbzTV woops.

    • @yanick0207
      @yanick0207 8 років тому +4

      wat

    • @daddyhoyabembe3768
      @daddyhoyabembe3768 8 років тому

      +TheMadWasp omg lol

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 8 років тому +1

      I think you made him commit suicide. Tnx idubbbzI'm going to KEEM AND THE WHOLEEE WORLD WILL KNOW

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 7 років тому +709

    You made me realise something
    The people who have problems like missing limbs or crippling birth defects never complain
    The people who have self-diagnosed, psudeo-scientific mental disorders make sure that everyone knows and feels bad for them

    • @sergiofrinchezki9089
      @sergiofrinchezki9089 7 років тому +14

      I guess it's because they feel it's not obvious enough.
      If you suffer from mental problems, damn I feel for you just don't whine and make a big deal about it.

    • @foxcheetah6035
      @foxcheetah6035 6 років тому +25

      Yes, but the people with actual diagnosed, real mental disorders never complained, either. I have ADHD, yet I seldom cry about it. To me, it's just part of who I am.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 6 років тому +11

      Pretty sure they're aware they're scamming people. Fuck these scum, but moreso fuck the retards that fund them,

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator 6 років тому +13

      Because actually suffering from a disability and not being able to do anything about it feels fucking awful. Meanwhile these cunts play up their self diagnosed diseases for attention. knowing *FULL* well they can just change their minds any day and the disorder is "magically" gone.

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 6 років тому +7

      +Blockhead134
      I have bipolar disorder as well as PTSD (bad genes with a frightening childhood and an unbelievably fucked up father), but I've worked hard for years to learn how to manage it. I'm proud of that fact.
      And a big part of learning to live with my disorders was to separate myself from my illnesses. I'm not PTSD, I'm not BPD. So...why mention it? I don't mean usual support from groups and therapists and close family/friends. I mean using it as an excuse, carrying the around my neck like a cross. There's other beautiful things in life than wallowing in the cards I was dealt in the past.
      This person has a lot of personal work to do.

  • @Poonwizarddd
    @Poonwizarddd Рік тому +5

    Whats funny is that they made a kickstarter without the use of the internet 👀

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera 2 роки тому +5

    The worst part of this is that they actually got $1,336 from a flexible goal. I know this was over 7 years ago but that is ridiculous! What do you think they did with the $1,300? Bought a laptop, paid credit card debt, podcasting equipment? Or most likely just blew it on stupid shit and drugs.

    • @starkmouth
      @starkmouth 2 роки тому +1

      "Credit card debt" that's worth begging online for is likely hundreds at a minimum. Then once they realize they don't have enough mohnay for the computer they want; it goes to stupid shit and drugs 100%. Probably more debt too.

    • @oh_hi_mark805
      @oh_hi_mark805 2 місяці тому +1

      probably the latter option

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 6 років тому +849

    I have *crippling depression.* Buy me some *osteoporosis.*

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 6 років тому +12

      emo bandito K giv me ur roblox password

    • @cathallawlor989
      @cathallawlor989 6 років тому +1

      TCAAC The Top Commenter lemme help you with that, free robux

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 років тому

      You forgot to mention that you're also *gay* (It's that idubbz meme, btw).

    • @legendarypinkies5531
      @legendarypinkies5531 6 років тому

      Ur da best

  • @genericnamewithnumbers8537
    @genericnamewithnumbers8537 7 років тому +531

    my brother ate the last slice of pizza that is sexist I'm so oppressed

    • @swilliams3252
      @swilliams3252 6 років тому +2

      You know that's real funny. Not an SJW but these comments are getting old.

    • @jedimasterkac3437
      @jedimasterkac3437 6 років тому +6

      Swilliams Of course the comments are getting old...literally. You had to bother with a SIX month old comment.

    • @RamkrishanYT
      @RamkrishanYT 6 років тому +1

      Don't forget how that gave you PTSD

  • @giotv1
    @giotv1 4 роки тому +14

    We need a where are they now on this project

    • @timotejlovrec9029
      @timotejlovrec9029 3 роки тому

      She probably work for buzzfeed or twitch and makes millions xd

    • @bendercats9599
      @bendercats9599 2 роки тому

      @@timotejlovrec9029 Stats would support the idea that the weirdo offed themselves

  • @queenscene2part2
    @queenscene2part2 5 років тому +14

    His Sandy Cheeks impression sounds like Herbert the Pervert

  • @aiden-hq9wu
    @aiden-hq9wu 7 років тому +268

    2000! I'm watching on a $120 computer

    • @christopherquinn6188
      @christopherquinn6188 6 років тому +16

      Go for at least $300, that laptop will only last you a year or two

    • @angelomeza4769
      @angelomeza4769 6 років тому +3

      Im on a free windows xp

    • @Hanlb
      @Hanlb 6 років тому +3

      I'm watching on a android phone m8

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 6 років тому +1

      A tablet and a keyboard. Seriously

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 6 років тому +4

      I got this PC for free, my Dad took it from his office because it was obsolete, works fine for me.

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 8 років тому +338

    Laptops usually don't cost $2000, in fact, very few laptops cost that much money.I can only really think of the Mac, or Alien-ware, and other overpriced brands. You always pay way over the odds for those things.

    • @llibertyGamer
      @llibertyGamer 8 років тому +1

      Get a cheap Dell or something and add more RAM yourself and you'll be better off.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 років тому +6

      +llibertyGamer had an AMD HP laptop that worked better than a desktop I had at the time (two years ago) 3.5 quad core, 16GB RAM, etc. got it for like 225$ lolz

    • @slayertakim1
      @slayertakim1 8 років тому

      +Luis Gonzalez Seriously....thats amazing o.o

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 років тому

      +slayertakim1 oh yeah, heh, it usually would handle anything I threw at it.

    • @Unsyncable223
      @Unsyncable223 8 років тому

      thats fucking impresive

  • @ayyyyok
    @ayyyyok 5 років тому +8

    "pain of the chronic variety"

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 4 роки тому +7

    I miss these good old days of UA-cam where you didn’t have to filter anything. People should start reuploading demonetised shit on Pornhub.

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 7 років тому +1430

    Whenever someone claims they have a PTSD, I imagine them serving in Vietnam and watching their friends die from jungle traps.

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 6 років тому +141

      Roman Soloduhin i agree, but not all cases of PTSD are war based.

    • @luismoreno4387
      @luismoreno4387 6 років тому +9

      .

    • @IEversmann1
      @IEversmann1 6 років тому +29

      Joker, The Wild Card ya don't say

    • @Petyo11
      @Petyo11 6 років тому +156

      Roman Soloduhin I just image they had a moment when they checked their pocket for their phone but it wasn't there.

    • @trippingkanga134
      @trippingkanga134 6 років тому +6

      Now I can only see that

  • @anonymousone6250
    @anonymousone6250 7 років тому +711

    can i haz smol loan of a melion dolerz plz i ned quantam computar

  • @underscore5777
    @underscore5777 5 років тому +15

    2:02 better bars than ricegum

  • @jamescalderon289
    @jamescalderon289 Рік тому +7

    This aged well. Based

  • @josephforrester1892
    @josephforrester1892 8 років тому +128

    Wait if she wants a laptop and she wants funded on the internet, how is she making this page?

    • @marymotherofchrist2679
      @marymotherofchrist2679 8 років тому +26

      She beat a homeless guy up with her crutches until he gave her the only $150 he had and then she bought a cheap Windows laptop and watched a bit of porn and begged on tumblr

    • @Jojodude8
      @Jojodude8 8 років тому +1

      maybe she should buy the laptop with a charge card

    • @Cyclone243
      @Cyclone243 8 років тому +3

      it*

    • @justanotherperson9409
      @justanotherperson9409 8 років тому +1

      +trash Fuck off you SJW parasite.

    • @kronkwithagun6695
      @kronkwithagun6695 8 років тому

      I'm fairly certain it was sarcasm.

  • @roxanne4820
    @roxanne4820 6 років тому +3736

    I would literally pay to watch idubbbz insult SJW's for hours

    • @azerithboxxed4339
      @azerithboxxed4339 5 років тому +92

      You are doing it for free right now

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 років тому +82

      I would pay to see Idubbbz and Ben Shapiro meet up and just shit-talk SJW’s

    • @bjt7349
      @bjt7349 5 років тому +40

      @@SoupSackHandle throw Alex Jones into the boat too

    • @prunusserrulata6303
      @prunusserrulata6303 5 років тому +73

      @@SoupSackHandle Ben Shapiro is a big stupid doofus though

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 5 років тому +20

      @@prunusserrulata6303 now now Charlie. Was that a LIE?

  • @gmanbruh6264
    @gmanbruh6264 3 роки тому +3

    why was that poem so fire??

  • @nyanrlz
    @nyanrlz 4 роки тому +9

    This shit sounds like it's from a south park episode.

  • @dennisgroxo2687
    @dennisgroxo2687 7 років тому +152

    i sneezed, give me my 6000$

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 7 років тому +15

      Your sneeze just gave me PTSD, I'll take half of that.

    • @echomulus307
      @echomulus307 7 років тому +14

      Dennis Groxo holy shit are u ok?

    • @adeadlynx3886
      @adeadlynx3886 7 років тому +7

      Your comments blinded me. My family member is typing this. I need yer moola

  • @milfinspectoryt8368
    @milfinspectoryt8368 7 років тому +154

    Nobody should even spend over 2k on a laptop. I have a Touch Screen, 4GB Ram, 1TB HD with a 13.7 Inch Display. 349 at Best Buy. You do not need that much money to get a fucking laptop.

    • @milfinspectoryt8368
      @milfinspectoryt8368 7 років тому +12

      Plus my computer is considered a really nice luxury. Now I know some kids is gonna have some decked 24 4k Curved Monitor 100k set up and be an ass to me but to do what I do with it, it is fine.

    • @gleepdorf
      @gleepdorf 7 років тому +9

      4gb is a tiny bit of ram and you say nothing about the processor. just saying.

    • @milfinspectoryt8368
      @milfinspectoryt8368 7 років тому

      James Philippon i don't think your gonna need a 2 grand computer too run around tumblr and reddit. Plus I am getting an 8ram kit in a few months. :^) to not have to play the steam games i have on low settings.

    • @gleepdorf
      @gleepdorf 7 років тому +2

      Nightranger Four1Seventeen next time save a bit more to 500 and build a pc.

    • @korudero
      @korudero 7 років тому +1

      Nightranger Four1Seventeen what's your cpu and your gpu

  • @user-dz9gt3hr1m
    @user-dz9gt3hr1m 4 роки тому +3

    Can I pay 4$ and ask a "hanging selfie"? Just a lil selfie before jumping from the chair

  • @helterswelter5129
    @helterswelter5129 3 роки тому +9

    Even in 2020 the points made in this video are still relevant. There are still people who practice cancel culture and victimize themselves for self esteem, money, and clout. Really sad that nothing has changed.

  • @Fuyu_Sei12
    @Fuyu_Sei12 7 років тому +86

    "Hey I am a (insert tumblr sjw gender and sexuality here) and I suffer from PTSD, depression, AIDS, chronic pain and EVERY TYPE OF CAMCER please give me money."
    - internet beggar

    • @chris2901
      @chris2901 7 років тому

      Fuyu_Seishin12 ---to buy an iPhone

  • @lininskicorbo2444
    @lininskicorbo2444 6 років тому +236

    Pain of the chronic variety..... comedy gold

  • @aerrae5608
    @aerrae5608 4 роки тому +6

    I also want a laptop. I'm a man and I'm 5'4. Please save me from my manlet height with a new laptop.

  • @Flabooga
    @Flabooga 4 роки тому +2

    Is no one going to talk about the ASMR at the end?!! Jeez, that was amazing.