Hooper's Half-Assed Autopsy

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
  • Inspired by a recut from BeetleGirl1977.
    After Quint dies from reeling in a 3-ton shark, Hooper is called to perform an autopsy on his remains...but the sonofabitch is having too much fun.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 81

  • @xcgg
    @xcgg 13 років тому +43

    "Mr. Quint, ur gonna need an extra hand!" The line stole the air out of my lungs!

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 9 років тому +72

    I laughed waaay too hard at "SONOFABITCH!" XD

  • @rastas4766
    @rastas4766 5 років тому +40

    "Yeah you see that? Broke my heart."
    "NYAHAHHHHAAAAAHHAAA!!!!"

  • @andremouton4286
    @andremouton4286 5 років тому +36

    THE EXTRA HAND JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!!!

  • @xanazumaki2
    @xanazumaki2 13 років тому +30

    "THIS IS NOT A BOAT ACCIDENT!"
    "...it was jack the ripper"

    • @jackybeck2479
      @jackybeck2479 13 днів тому +1

      Hooper: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  • @THEdjpluto
    @THEdjpluto 9 років тому +85

    Now wait a second, wait a second, Mr Quint? You're gonna need an extra hand! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @THEdjpluto
    @THEdjpluto 9 років тому +47

    It was Jack The Ripper! 😂😂😂

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI Рік тому +11

    Anyone else find themselves coming back to these over the years?

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому

      Yup.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 14 днів тому

      I can never make it past Quint getting dragged underwater going “SONOFABITCH!” Without smiling

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 6 років тому +22

    *Picks up arm*
    "Is anyone eating this???" Hahahahahahahahaha

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit 9 років тому +20

    "Oh fer Christ's sake, what are you doing?" Having the time of his life by the sound of it.

  • @Skac01
    @Skac01 13 років тому +14

    "see that?"
    [shows drawing of a shark eating]
    "it broke my heart"

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 12 років тому +21

    "Is anyone eating this?" lmfao, these are killing me!

  • @Dontevenaskmebro
    @Dontevenaskmebro 3 роки тому +9

    That “extra hand” joke was clever and gorgeous 😂😂😂

  • @EdHorlick
    @EdHorlick 10 років тому +23

    This Seriously should have more views!

  • @sparkstron73
    @sparkstron73 8 років тому +12

    Watched all your recuts you are one sick puppy but made me proper giggle like hooper.Great work

  • @jonathanc4166
    @jonathanc4166 6 років тому +19

    Your'e gonna need an extra hand. LOL

  • @PatRobAl95
    @PatRobAl95 11 років тому +20

    Those are the best last words I've ever heard, and they are so true...SON OF A BITCH! RIP Quint, hooper's such an ass in this it's hilarious.

  • @orca6110
    @orca6110 5 років тому +6

    "Is anyone eating this?" LOL

  • @Naethunn
    @Naethunn 6 років тому +8

    'It was Jack The Ripper hahaha' Love his laugh

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 8 років тому +15

    It was Jack the Ripper in shark form😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @Blueballthornton
    @Blueballthornton 8 років тому +25

    Fun Fact: Richard Dreyfus and Robert Shaw couldn't stand each other on set and argued all the time. Which makes this video even more hilarious.

    • @johnrotten3268
      @johnrotten3268 4 роки тому +9

      Robert Shaw teased him a lot to try to create the most tension as possible and it really worked... Their animosity in the film was very believable... Apparently Dreyfuss was being a pain in the ass during the filming and asked for it.. He was acting all and high and mighty and complaining about being stuck on Martha's Vineyard when he could be in NYC living the high life.

    • @Jothomas214
      @Jothomas214 2 роки тому +4

      Roy Schieder on the other hand, did as he was told.
      He just did the job no problems.

  • @cindymckimm9947
    @cindymckimm9947 2 роки тому +2

    Hooper must have been tanked up on that apricot brandy during this. So hilarious!! 🤣🤣

  • @jamothegreat6052
    @jamothegreat6052 3 роки тому +3

    There...you see that?.....Broke my heart!!!

  • @patriciaschneider7995
    @patriciaschneider7995 4 роки тому +3

    Laughed too hard at 00:32

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 3 місяці тому +1

    Synopsis: While conducting an autopsy on the remains of a local profane fisherman, Hooper takes the time to show off his lackluster standup routine.

  • @diver362
    @diver362 13 років тому +7

    HAHAHA Shaw is the best!!!!
    FYI, it is a fact that Robert Shaw was drunk for most of the filming lol
    cheers to you shaw, hell of a performance!

  • @GasparJaspar
    @GasparJaspar 12 років тому +3

    somehow him laughing and saying "what is it" is the funniest

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 3 роки тому +4

    Ah, Quint. Just trying to have a peaceful day out at sea trying to catch some dinner. When a stupid shark from hell decides to just eat him for no reason. If something like this happened in a movie there would be a riot for "Massacring Quint's character."
    I love it for that. Shows how life can just end on a whim.

    • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
      @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Рік тому

      I’m pretty sure you’re who Quint was talking about there at the beginning

  • @LightandShadowVA
    @LightandShadowVA 11 років тому +2

    Had to stop, lmao, never heard someone laughing and making jokes at an autopsy before. Great work ; )

  • @jackybeck2479
    @jackybeck2479 Місяць тому +1

    1:09 Broke my heart.
    Hooper and Me: 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @karithatthought2304
    @karithatthought2304 4 роки тому +2

    That slayed me - so funny ha ha 😂

  • @LightandShadowVA
    @LightandShadowVA 11 років тому +4

    Funniest over-dub / recut ever !!!

  • @johnmonahan719
    @johnmonahan719 10 місяців тому +2

    Had a shitty week thanks for the awesome fuckin laff!

  • @geomfilms
    @geomfilms 12 років тому +1

    hahaha poor Quint.

  • @alicethemagicalcamel
    @alicethemagicalcamel 11 років тому +1

    THIS IS BRILLIANT

  • @harukatakahashi8822
    @harukatakahashi8822 6 років тому +2

    xD lol (LAUGHING SO MUCH)?!?!?

  • @joeconti611
    @joeconti611 4 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard

  • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
    @Jackal_El_Lobo34 2 роки тому +4

    Hooper is pretty edgy 😂

  • @shallpion
    @shallpion 12 років тому +2

    you need an extra hand! wahhahhah

  • @MasterPCS312
    @MasterPCS312 12 років тому +1

    Hooper, Y U make fun of dead Quint?! LOL

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 13 років тому +5

    "Mr. Quint, you're gonna need an extra hand!"
    Holy sh*t that's messed up but hilarious as all hell.
    Also, is it just me, or is the humour employed in your more recent videos becoming increasingly darker? Either way, it's great. =D

    • @DrasticFox2004
      @DrasticFox2004 Рік тому +1

      Riddler would do it (with the “thumb drive” in the 2022’s Batman)
      😏

  • @buffilms
    @buffilms 12 років тому +1

    Son of a bitch! I could listen to Dreyfuss's laff all day

  • @JoelH790
    @JoelH790 13 років тому +2

    You're gonna need an extra hand. Comical!!!

  • @jimmymapes3411
    @jimmymapes3411 4 роки тому +2

    Ok, this is funny!

  • @jimmyglenuk
    @jimmyglenuk 8 років тому +2

    can you make more please!!!!!!!! genius

  • @shadowpoppy
    @shadowpoppy 2 роки тому

    Laughing so hard!!!

  • @danocable
    @danocable 13 років тому

    good job classic.

  • @victormcbride2569
    @victormcbride2569 8 років тому

    *wheezes and laughs*

  • @militaryhistoryguy827
    @militaryhistoryguy827 3 роки тому +1

    Very unprofessional Dr Hopper. Get it together

  • @iamvonwowern4052
    @iamvonwowern4052 2 роки тому +1

    Hahahaha!😂😂😂

  • @AirJordan337
    @AirJordan337 13 років тому

    is anyone eating this? LOL

  • @lobee1226
    @lobee1226 12 років тому +1

    SON OF A BITCH!!

  • @josephlake707
    @josephlake707 9 років тому

    Did any of you see chucky at 52 seconds

  • @ktc67hb
    @ktc67hb 10 років тому +2

    I don't think most of you get it, it was stupid.

  • @LiT_RaBBiT
    @LiT_RaBBiT 9 років тому

    Perfect XD

  • @michaelvaughn8864
    @michaelvaughn8864 2 роки тому +1

    That's not funny, that's not funny at all😂 hahaha

  • @Ochenter
    @Ochenter 11 років тому

    hahhhhaha how many times didi you use "Son of a bitch" ahahhahah

  • @brianswanson4921
    @brianswanson4921 2 роки тому +2

    💯 % crap

  • @moadboyno1
    @moadboyno1 2 місяці тому

    2024 i laughed so much i could hardly breathe fell off the couch cannea beat slapstick cut comedy 🫡👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿