OFFICIAL PROZD SKIT COMPILATION: Nov 2018-Oct 2019 (Year 3)
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I'm sorry, Rare Archibald should be renamed to R-chibald
my dude
HYAA! I think that enemy got... that pun!
Puns:100
*666 likes*
Rarchibald.
this is the real youtube rewind
What's that?
This is THE ProZD rewind
This is the way
I love your username 😍
I agree with both comment and username.
This is the SPARTA
Everyone here is talking how they want an rpg about the story proZd has created but what about that cow card game
clearly the cow card game is huge in the world of the RPG and you can challenge people and collect cards all over the world. triple triad style.
@@WineRedEchos
Triple Triad...?
It has a very uncounterable hard synergy heavy win state card combos
With a summersaulting cheese factory I hit the like button.
I have the rare Caterwauling Colby Cheese Card!
I was today years old when I realized that TV-san was so unresponsive to Tomoko-Chan because he and Lamp-san were in a relationship.
The continuity in these skits is amazing.
He was busy because he was going on a date with lamp-san
Young archibald: one day, that enemy will get the point
Young Archibald: one day, my battles will have...a point....
Okay, knowing all that we know about the Canon of Archibald’s world, I’ve constructed a semi-coherent story that I think works and even includes Young Archibald
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 I need this.
@@reginaldfromnigeria5206 I posted the full version of what i have as its own comment
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 how do you expect us to find it...
*WHO’S THAT POKÉMON?*
*IT’S-*
_the murderer_
-oof-
Stolen!
@@TheRealBalhaze you stole that reply from the first person who ever replied that so your technicality a hypocrite
@@TheRealBalhaze
Here, you dropped this.
*clown license*
The man behind the slaughter
The Pink Toy Gun is the best recurring character in ProZD's anthology lol
Best character development too. Went from the helpful villain to Leisanderoff
@@ToxicSkull0 it’s lysanderoth
@@herobrinescare-minecraftan4111 leis and 'er off
What about binji-kun
It unifies the ProZD’s multiverse
Refrigerator senpai:
"My whole family was murdered. I watched them all die. Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village and it was Lamp-san who planned it from the start. He knew my family had discovered the truth. The truth behind the older chair twin. The real older chair twin died five years ago, but the village replaced him with an impostor. The true identity of the "older chair twin" is actually..."
Is actually who????? *IS ACTUALLY WHOOOOOOOO?????*
Now im curious O.o
Shut up you are called Goku x sephiroth
Isn't it obvious? TV-SENPAI!!!
(dun dun duuuuuuuuuu)
Oh fuck now I want to know
@@giggabiite4417 you mean senpai
It has been how long, and we still haven't seen an actual released dairy card game? Tisk tisk.
I know, those things look legit.
Kickstarter when?
As long as Count Cornelius Cheddar gets banned in standard, I’m good with it
@@Linosek279 what about the black brie man?
Kenny Schlenker
That goes without saying
"We're all monsters, Jake. Monsters in the pockets of God." My new favorite quote of the year haha
Possibly my favourite skit of his.
MrKidtendo64 I was laughing hard at that part
Pocket monsters, like what pokemon are
WHOSE THAT POKEMON, ITS....THE MURDERER
The Hoovy Prince You mean the MYEEEERRRRRRRDEEEERRRRRRRREEERRRRRRRRRRR
are we gonna ignore the fact that this man created an anime, a video game, and a card game
Sexaca
Also a Dating Sim
Chairem Anime, Moogic the Grazing, and the video game is unnamed
*guessing an anime character’s age*
Well, she can be 14 years old, or she can be thousands of centuries old. Who knows with anime character’s ages
That the point of the joke
Unless they blantanly tell the age
@@ozzy6458 I think that pizza got.. the point
We need to hire and send ProZD a game dev team to make this rpg story he's crafted over the years in his videos a reality.
Rufflik I’m creating a prodz rpg
Also another team for his cow-based card game. And for the Chairem Anime.
...He’s created a lot of stupid yet surprisingly iconic IPs.
@@achievementash9680 Are ya now?
@@achievementash9680 Do tell.
Apocalyptic Gaming Tell us more!
The fact that I genuinely fanboyed over Young Archibald, aka Literally Just Sung Won, shows just how overinvested I am in the King Dragon canon
ua-cam.com/video/omhOlm1Q0gk/v-deo.html
That’s basically all the kind dragon videos
Key J king dragon
You can never be too invested in the King Dragon canon.
King Dragon literally doesn't have a story and the characters are all just jokes making fun of character archetypes...
But I'm so fucking invested and I get really excited whenever we find out more. Why, brain worms? Why?
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
"Monsters in the pocket of God." is literally the most brilliant line I've ever heard in a vine. Maybe the most brilliant line I've ever heard, period.
Cuz Pokémon = Pocket Monsters
not a vine
there are 3 jokes (that i know of) in this comment
:,)
LMFAO
Every time he says, "King Dragon," my brain automatically fills in, "sends his regards."
Who's that Pokemon???
It's: the m u r d e r e r
michelle mcadoo my favorite pokemon
@@bluephenix1019 what does it evolve into again?
@@doggosho3044
The Serial Murderer
@@IrvingIV after that it becomes Mass Murderer right?
Its the man behind the slaughter
6:37
As an airline pilot, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Think anybody ever actually signed up for the credit card? Also, what's your favorite dorito flavor?
Are planes giant metal birds powered by magic you think?
JackgarPrime,
Flight attendants do the credit card thing, so Im not exactly sure. I will say I can probably count on one hand how many times a flight attendant mentioned to me a passenger actually signing up lmao
And definitely cool ranch 🤙
Shadow Wolf,
Definitely. After we close the cockpit door we pull our secret magic wands out, close our eyes and make a wish. When we open our eyes, we’ve landed.
What kind of math do you use?
@@editsbyshock
What kind of fries are you...?
“Who’s that Pokémon?!”
*The murderer*
I'll take your first time
Wait, i'm thoroughly confused, what the frick did i mean?
Oh oh oh, it was probably the first comment, that's probably what i meant. Phew.
@@mr.j1003 What?
@@dollarstorebarrontrump1141 when i first saw ypur comment, i think it had been a long time since you had made it, but there wasn't any replies, so i replied with "i'll take your first time", then i guess somebody liked the comment or something cause i ended back up here, not knowing what the hell that "i'll take your first time" meant, which lead to the second reply, then i figured it out, which led to the third comment.
Refrigerator-senpai‘s backstory:
My whole family was murdered, I watched them all die. Little did I know it was orchestrated by the village. Lamp-San planned it from the start. He knew my family had discovered the truth, the truth about the older chair twin. The real older chair twin died 5 years ago but the village replaced him with an imposter. The true identity of the older chair twin is- (not seen) - and that’s why I must kill-
Dude that is fucking amazing
Could you make this into a book. Or if you don't want to could I make it. I'll give you all the credit. Please?
@@xeno9671 that’s what it said in the video when she was skipping all the dialogue, so if you have to ask anybody it would be ProZD
@@xeno9671update
So that's the reason Refrigerator-senpai kills Lamp-san. It also explains why Tomoko-chan was so angry at Refrigerator-senpai, since we know that she was interested in TV-senpai and TV-senpai was dating Lamp-san so he would be heart broken and Tomoko-chan definitely did not care about Lamp-san but she did care about TV-senpai. It also explains why she was fighting Refrigerator-senpai. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
So can we just appreciate how He crafted an entire story with characters with names as diverse as Sexika, Archibald, lysanderoth, King Dragon, Gunther, Braddicus, Chaddicus, Soske Boske, and finally...
*D E N N I S*
That's the joke. Look up his vid about naming characters in a game. Dennis is the player character who is named by the player
@@dokonaut I know I was just making a funny comment :)
H e h e T h a t ‘ s M e.
You forgot Gunther, Chadicus, and Bradicus. :D
blashga27
*If YoU wAtChEd ThE sHoW-*
"It's okay to kill as long as you're having fun."
"Also, I'm 14!"
“Hmm.”
God dammit Lysithea
I'm keeping this one at 666 likes.
@@LieutenantAmerica What was that? :P
"It's ok to kill, as long as you're having fun! Also I'm 14."
"Hmm."
big mood
"I think that enemy saw...
*MY HAT!"*
*"Hey, uh, I'm a cheese."*
*”Boy, do I hate when my cows die!”*
*"HMMMMMMMM!"*
*”HEY I’M RIDING HERE”*
"I can't hear what you're saying."
*Hah, I think that enemy got the “point”!
The king dragon canon has seriously expanded... I can’t wait for the feature film!
Mage Nicho I’m creating a playable rpg of king dragon
Apocalyptic Gaming are you going to publish it as a real game? Because if it’s good I would pay good money to play that.
I'm just waiting on the anime!
And the 8 sequels, the card game, the tabletop game, the rpg, all the merch, and of course the cosplay
I'm still waiting for the Archibald/Dennis fusion scene that was teased recently! I wonder if they'll give the SSR card in the newest update ;;;
*"YOU GET TO MAKE A COMIC BOOK AFTER THIS!"*
I used to think it was exaggerated. *Yeah I was wrong*
When the game is programmed to fuck with you and draw out the game and level. . . . .
"I'm a thousand!"
*"NOPE"*
I feel this way about a lot of things
Same
"Nope" the strongest emotion of men...
Just once...let the immortal all powerful creature reach full maturity, before kicking in the longevity....
Little Washu. 😅
The way his voice breaks during the pottermore trivia is absolutely beautiful
Yes
That skit was legit accurate
Him starting to laugh at the end of the J.K Rowling skit makes it obvious he deeply enjoys making these. Keep doing what you do best sungwon
SANGUSTHI ONATARO
@zenoisapen Sun gown
Surgeon?
@zenoisapen saangewoonge?
cute avi uwu
Obviously ProZD had some time invested in Tumblr.
Watching the in-flight announcement sketch be interrupted by ads is something meta to say the least
When will this cow card game become actual merchandise.
'Moogic the Grazing'
-someone from his comment section
@@moopiemilk-1 Of Cows and Cheeses
We have an archibald yootooz and the refrigerator senpai one is coming out soon, which means that it’s all connected, and the Cow Card Chaos kickstarter will launch in 2022!
He would have to patch the mooing infinite exploit
Now, wearing a monocle over spectacles is a true genius move.
Alright...here it is. This is what I managed to cobble together out of the bits and pieces he’s shown us so far. This is what I currently beleive to be the story of this game.
Long ago, there were two heroes. One a young man of great power, and the other a young warrior named Archibald. Together, they faced off against the greatest evil their world had ever known, a demon named Lygarn. With the Hero’s power they managed to defeat Lygarn and split him in two, one half his empty body becoming a powerful weapon, the other a body less wicked spirit forced to aimlessly roam the earth. In order to ensure the two halves would never become whole again, the body, now a weapon, was sealed away behind a mystical gate that would come to be known as...the Chaos Door. Years pass, and while Archibald becomes a world renowned knight, his friend becomes the King and eventually sires an heir, Prince Horace, to whine he reaches the secrets of the Chaos Gate should the worst come to pass and they require the weapon within. Meanwhile, the Wicked Spirit is searching for a new body it can use to open the Chaos Door. However, while it can whisper in ones ear, any time it attempts to forcefully possess someone, the host body dies. He needs a willing host. During his attempts, he tries to possess the body of a maiden, a girl named Ophelia, bride to a powerful hero known as Lysanderoth. Of course, his host dies as they always do, but not before he got a taste of this hero’s power. Years later he realizes he has an opportunity, as a rival King known as King Dragon makes his presence known. He whispers into King Dragons ear about the exsistence of a powerful weapon hidden behind the Chaos Door, and King Dragon declares war to get it. The King is slain in the first battle, and Prince Horace, now the only one who knows the secrets to opening the Chaos Door, is kidnapped. Archibald, hearing of his friends demise and realizing the implications of Horace being taken, springs into action with the help of a new hero, a boy named **Dennis**. Knowing he will need help, he seeks out another well known hero, Lysanderoth, and they begin to travel together. What they don’t know however, is that now the Wicked Spirit has enacted the next phase of his plan. Having felt Lysanderoth’s power when he killed Ophelia, he now desires his body for his own, and as luck would have it...he finds just what he needs to get it. A warrior, younger than Lysanderoth. His brother, Gunther. He whispers to Lysanderoth, threatening to try and forecefully possess Gunther if the hero doesn’t give him his body willingly. Having seen the torturous death that would await his younger brother should he refuse, Lysanderoth agreed under the condition that the wicked spirit not harm his younger brother. He agrees, and once he has a body at long last, he tests his newfound power by laying waste to the village, but he keeps to his word, leaving Gunther alive to watch his home and all he has known burn to ash around him. While out testing his new body, he is approached by none other than one of his most hated enemies, Archibald, and sees a new opportunity arise when asked to join their party against King Dragon. He agrees, understanding now he can kill two birds with one shot, by Killing Archibald he can get in close with King Dragon, as well as take revenge out on one of those who helped defeat him so long ago. Now, The Wicked Spirit Lygarn stands at King Dragon’s side, awaiting the moment the Chaos Door opens and he can be made whole once more, to destroy the world that sought to keep him apart!
That’s the best I can do
This shit deserves a medal.
That would certainly provide meaning to the “Ophelia, I’m sorry” and “I did all of this for you Gunther” pieces of dialogue
@@Algarath I also tried to explain why Young Archibald is such a rare pull, he’s from the Prequel Game where they first defeat Lygarn
"Hey uh, I'm a cheese."
idk why but that part got me cracking up for a good while 🤣 🤣 🤣
Boy do I hate when my cows die!
I never realised how much effort you put into crafting that diary cow game
Ikr i wanna buy it
@@jebcoe ME TOO
Don't we all? :'D
Ur comment has 911 likes
I would buy it
all of these skits were funny but i have no clue why “peepee” of all things made me choke on my own spit
Because you are a cultured individual
Timestamp?
@@EmilyMSmith93 3:40
@@RavenWhiskers ty!
It's probably because it was so anticlimactic
It’s hilarious how accurate the Danganronpa one is LMAO
Gosh dang it I’m tired and I laughed at “egg” being a part of the hangman’s gambit bit in the Danganronpa skit....
"It's ok to kill as long as you're having fun, also I'm 14!"
"hmmmmm"
Caspar in a nutshell 😅
Concern
“I think that enemy saw my hat” will never failed to make me laugh
5:16 He’s amazed at how a 14 year old has a job but just brushed aside she was in a war and has over 1,000 confirmed kills
Shit anyone can kill 😂
How did that 14 year old get a job 🤔🤔😆. It’s the fact that the most unbelievable part is there age not there accomplishments
@@donovanulrich348 that’s.... that’s the entire point of the skit my guy
4:48
I just love how you can actually see him start laughing towards the end cuz he knows how stupid it is.
Who remembers “this is my ass kicking outfit”
don’t forget the “BITCH”
Me
What are you wearing?
Omg I remember when I had that profile pic when I was in 5th grade lol
@@CK_limbo where is it from?
When the new season of ProZD Anime drops.
"Someone get this credit card or I'm not landing the plane"
Gets me *every* time.
Gunther: is a main character in the story line and might be a good character to have in your party.
Sungwon: meets Bradicus and Chadicus.
Gunther: is no longer useful and is kicked out the party.
Sungwon: I mean their descriptions said that they were very c o o l.
Final Boss: literally mentions Gunther in his monologue
The Party: **C** **O** **O** **L**
Has anyone worked out the chronology of the King Dragon lore yet? I'm intrigued.
Yep there's a full video on yt with all the skits more or less in an order that makes sense
"Do you hear me Aighe 'Luvsekks? FINISH ME"
🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorite lines of all time
"We're all monsters, Jake. Monsters in the pocket of God"
I've been watching the Pokemon anime and now every time they say "Who's that Pokemon?", I have the urge to respond, "it's...the murderer"
"Boy do I love dairy" and then the 'evolved' "Boy do I HATE when my cows die" it got me the first time and dang it, it got me the second and third and this time too XD These videos are the best and this compilation is excellent. The J.K. Rowling had me rolling.
Dont you mean it had you
Rowling?
I’ll see myself out
Fridge senpai's backstory is some pretty interesting shit.
Did you know lamp senpai killed fridge senpais family and that’s why fridge senpai wants to kill lamp senpai
Stormy Boi such a tragic backstory brings me to tears everytime
@@potatobread5854 Uh...... not... Chairem... ?
@@potatobread5854 Just a multi-layered pun/wordplay question. Because the whole story is already named Chairem Anime. Wouldn't it be a nice plot twist if the brother's name is actually Chairem?
@@potatobread5854 Yeah I got the point.
That dairy game is giving me major flashbacks to my game design course when they let us run wild making our own card games
0:16 The cat's like "pfft you wouldn't"
Imagine seeing this when u come home
I lived it.
Happy birthday
S/o to Anne Marie
That cat must be embarrassed, you exposed it
I'm so used to seeing just his head that a Sungwon full body shot feels unnatural
That cat reminds me of a certain bunny
"Heheheh. Touch me, touch me harder"
ProZD skits are the best thing in the universe, change my mind.
No need to change something that is not wrong. 😁
UUUM I'D SAY STARVING CHILDREN GETTING FOOD IS SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER
Chahine Boudemagh Prozd’s still better
why are you in the comments of every vid i watch lmao
@@ttstooge1695 Don't know.
I’ve already seen all these, but that’s never stopped me before.
The danganronpa one is soooo relatable damn it
4:48 I love how he almost broke character at the end
"Nice to meet you, chum.""
*Skip*
"Nice to beat you, dumb!"
Why is this so funny I had to watch the whole video again?
A. Because you wanted to see the cutscenes 😂
B. We all can relate to skipping cutscenes in games at times 😂👌
zero?...
I’m a thousand!
NOPE!
every sane person's reaction
"That's a child!"
"Technically, he's 475 years old."
"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!"
Honestly this is the biggest mood
"Well in the manga the girls are actually WARSHIPS so they dont age like normal humans do"
That's not going to hold up in court.
When Bulbasaur from Pokemon talk has had enough of squirtles shit. 0:51
We’re all monster Jake, monsters in the pocket of God.
Im coming!
Im coming!
Im coming!
Im coming!
Im coming!
wtf
I just played five Archibald arrived cards
I'm finished
@@alterlait2601 Are you satisfied?
But you’ll never see me coming
*Literally two seconds into the video*
ProZD: Touch me.
Yeah not great to watch in front of the parents 😂
Imagine hearing your neighbour shout "TOUCH ME!"
I wuld give up all the riches of the world just for somebody to actually make this into a video game
"Thanks cat."
“🅱️hanks 🅱️at.”
We really need a Dairy Cow card video game, with voicelines ofc.
Hey uh I’m a cheese
“My sword has a gun on it”
4:48 him just breaking with a laugh mid sentence warms my soul
Someone get this credit card or I’m n0t landing T H E P L Æ N E
M
Is that Elon musk’s kids name?
Im not landing
THE
*P Ł Æ Ņ Ë*
Ţ H Ę P Ł Æ Ń Ë
The joke is they don’t hold them hostage. And people sign up 😂 and the pilot is always interrupting the infight movie with a announcement 😂🤦♂️
Totaka’s song 5:00
We can really see how much effort ya put into your skits. Your skits are a masterpiece.
So weird with that tumblr thing, its like i remember tumblr to be vividly famous yet at the same time i dont remember what it is or what it was
Refrigirator-senpai's backstory (the parts that I could read ) :
My family was been murdered.Iwatched them die
Little did I know,it was all orchestrated by the village
And it was lamp-san who planned it from the start
He knew my family had discovered the truth
The truth about the older chair twin
The real oldee chair twin died five years ago
But the village replaced him with an imposter
The true identity of the older chair twin is actually...
And that's why I must kill-
12:27 Ah you save the best for last (or at least near the end)
This skit made me laugh so freaking hard the first time I heard it (and every other time)
"Do you hear me!" "Aighe’luvsekks"
"Finish me!"
Perfect
Lol!
F*ck me i made one of those comments...
Am really disappointed in myself
I love how nobody cares about gunderson or whatever his name is. Now Bradicus, that's where it's at
Screw Braddicus, _Chaddicus_ is the meta defining character!
No way, man, Chaddicus is a pleb, now DENNIS, he's my kind of character
Me the one guy who thought Gunther was cool: 😅
0:21 HE REALLY DO GOT THE RHYTHM DJ SHIRT THO
So like, when are we getting the full lore of all the skits he’s created with archival, king dragon, and prince horris?
also tamago? chan and the senpais
*_F E M A L E P R E S E N T I N G N I P P L E S_*
*I'm free...*
7:27 I didn't set my Discord to Do Not Disturb, so I just got a perfectly timed message Notification as it paused.
Love how in the "Watching anime on a flight" the second last interruption wasnt by the announcement, it was an ad for me.
That Danganronpa skit still gets me everytime.
Letter choices “4” and “Egg” are priceless
Did I watch each individual skit when they were released?
Yes.
Will I watch the compilation anyway?
Hell yes.
Will it still be amazing?
YEEEEEEEEES
I've watches these like 10 times each and they all still make me laugh
1:26 a yes my favorite game sexicas goat sacrificing adventures
I just can't believe it's been three years since you first posted these compilations...
He did post his Vines in Compilations, Being an EX-Vine User.
7:13, "You're never watching this movie" legit got me to spit hot chocolate all over my keyboard.
12:07
"I watched them all die"
"Little did I know, it was all orchestrated by the village"
"And it was Lamp-san who planned it from the start."
"He knew my family had discovered the truth."
"The truth about the older Chair twin."
"The real older Chair twin died five years ago."
"But the village replaced him with an imposter."
"The true identity of the "older Chair twin" is actually..."
the suspense
yknow I wasn't having a great day and then I watched this and it cheered me up no end. Seen all your skits before but they never fail to make me smile. Love your content man.
These videos are the Gunther to my Lysanderoth.
The suggestive audio skit is only relevant when other people are nearby by to silently judge you.
10:35 and then the game puts you in a crucial situation that you need prior knowledge of the lore to solve correctly...
i've seen these comps so many times, it's like putting on a comfort tv show