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  • @rahman5242
    @rahman5242 4 роки тому +2248

    This cropping is r/mildlyinfuriating

    • @Sohlstyce
      @Sohlstyce 4 роки тому +28

      soo true

    • @zooberrys
      @zooberrys 4 роки тому +14

      Yep

    • @denilla8034
      @denilla8034 4 роки тому +8

      That's putting it mildly

    • @MyloTratia4354
      @MyloTratia4354 4 роки тому +60

      I thought I somehow messed up the video with going in and out of fullscreen. So glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

    • @masonpowers6946
      @masonpowers6946 4 роки тому

      Linda Pfarr yes mildly infuriating

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +292

    Did you guys seriously zoom in the footage to mildly infuriate us?
    If so, that's a f**king power move

  • @kitaikana
    @kitaikana 4 роки тому +1498

    Me: Why is it zoomed badly?
    Also me: "looks at comments"
    Still me: Oh-

    • @iamlooktoyou
      @iamlooktoyou 4 роки тому +14

      nope, me too

    • @kitaikana
      @kitaikana 4 роки тому +23

      Ngl but I literally forgot I commented this

    • @revinevan87
      @revinevan87 4 роки тому

      idgi

    • @kitaikana
      @kitaikana 4 роки тому

      @Mr. Bologne Sandwich idk lol i usually comment on videos at 12 or 3 AM so it's obvious that i forgot that i commented

    • @hydeousProphecy
      @hydeousProphecy 4 роки тому +1

      At least this is a relevant comment, I ended up getting over 50 likes on a comment on a cleaning a fursuit video that I have no memory of watching.

  • @gabreal.lee2006
    @gabreal.lee2006 4 роки тому +1363

    The cropping gets kinda messed up in the middle of the vid

  • @Cupston
    @Cupston 4 роки тому +7306

    If you look closely, there’s a hair on your screen on the middle of the video.

    • @stellarphantasmvfx5504
      @stellarphantasmvfx5504 4 роки тому +632

      MildyInfuriating

    • @trigon7015
      @trigon7015 4 роки тому +365

      I can't read anything

    • @VannyBeumer
      @VannyBeumer 4 роки тому +122

      @@trigon7015 same

    • @PiggyGamer632
      @PiggyGamer632 4 роки тому +379

      I thought my phone was broken

    • @nostalgicarrow2209
      @nostalgicarrow2209 4 роки тому +141

      Omg I got so confused I thought it said 11 years ago 🤦‍♂️ I thought you were a freakin time traveler

  • @galewinds8212
    @galewinds8212 3 роки тому +260

    The crop job on this is not mildlyinfuriating it is just plain furiating

    • @ikwenmusic
      @ikwenmusic 2 роки тому +13

      r/extremelyinfuriating

    • @ShatteredSong
      @ShatteredSong 2 роки тому +10

      SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE

    • @goose3135
      @goose3135 2 роки тому +2

      How did this make it through editing?

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 2 роки тому +2

      @@goose3135 because the crop job is a joke buy not a great one

  • @Gatsby_OW
    @Gatsby_OW 4 роки тому +745

    "being healthy is the slowest way of dying"
    me, trying to speedrun life: BORGER

    • @Bombobbit
      @Bombobbit 4 роки тому +16

      Even babies are better than you in that speedrun.

    • @ewoly5
      @ewoly5 4 роки тому +16

      the hardest challenge is trying to run away from the ambulance

    • @jimthethirdprobably
      @jimthethirdprobably 4 роки тому +4

      best comment ever

    • @maksymilians931
      @maksymilians931 4 роки тому +3

      *BORGAR*

    • @destroyerofkarens263
      @destroyerofkarens263 4 роки тому +5

      fast food is a catalyst for speedrunning life

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +320

    "Age is just a number"
    _So is 911 landline_

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 4 роки тому +492

    "hulk is essentially a giant Banner"
    Has anyone actually tried using him as a green screen?

    • @vinnykitty1983
      @vinnykitty1983 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, I've seen a vid where someone has.

    • @HalfAnd_Half
      @HalfAnd_Half 4 роки тому +6

      He's to dark to be a green screen
      Green screens are lime green

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 4 роки тому

      No no no no no no onohbsa

    • @Daddyslilbadgun69
      @Daddyslilbadgun69 4 роки тому +2

      Bruce banner...
      R/whoosh hehe

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 роки тому +4

      @@Daddyslilbadgun69 it wasn't an r/woosh. I'm fully aware of his actual name. I was just wondering if anyone had tried and been sussessful at using him as a green screen like a billboard

  • @georgia8830
    @georgia8830 4 роки тому +213

    "Age is just a word"
    So is murder
    ...

  • @lelyssa
    @lelyssa 4 роки тому +391

    Asking my brother: is this drawing nice?
    Brother: No
    EmKay: yes.
    Edit: this comment is pretty overrated lmfao

    • @PrimetimePrestyn
      @PrimetimePrestyn 4 роки тому

      Sara Lyssa Let’s keep it short my friends said if I gain 10 subs today they would give me 10 bucks can y’all help

    • @thebananaboy9104
      @thebananaboy9104 4 роки тому

      @@PrimetimePrestyn you too

    • @xd_davidpop7135
      @xd_davidpop7135 4 роки тому +3

      @@PrimetimePrestyn i can check your comments if i click on your pfp btw.

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 4 роки тому

      @@PrimetimePrestyn mmmbruh

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      @@xd_davidpop7135 I thought you said chew

  • @mfkrmaggot2755
    @mfkrmaggot2755 4 роки тому +1047

    i said homosexuality is gay and someone called me homophobic

    • @kirbylover8783
      @kirbylover8783 4 роки тому +154

      they were probably a straight person

    • @rattlebone2702
      @rattlebone2702 4 роки тому +27

      Welll i meaaaan :/ 😂

    • @LordSeal7
      @LordSeal7 4 роки тому +10

      @@rattlebone2702?

    • @rattlebone2702
      @rattlebone2702 4 роки тому +10

      @@LordSeal7 You aint wrong buuuut.

    • @grieve_y4rd
      @grieve_y4rd 4 роки тому +53

      @@rattlebone2702 it's not homophobic- being homosexual just means you're gay. 💀💀💀 they're this thing called SYNONYMS

  • @tediumlacie
    @tediumlacie 4 роки тому +2936

    Why is the screen so weirdly cut. That's mildly infuriating

    • @stellarphantasmvfx5504
      @stellarphantasmvfx5504 4 роки тому +10

      Aa

    • @slumped9252
      @slumped9252 4 роки тому +186

      i thought my phone was fucked up

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 роки тому +51

      r/mildyinfuriating

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 роки тому +6

      @Bill Cipher I am your biggest fan plz help me take over the world also I think this Corona is part of your plan to take over the world right..?

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 роки тому +2

      @Bill Cipher but why and soo u didn't send Corona that isn't part of your wonderful plan

  • @AkioAkagiB3stAn1mat0rEv3r
    @AkioAkagiB3stAn1mat0rEv3r 4 роки тому +207

    Random Man: *Hey Hey You. You Want Drugs?*
    Everyone in The Police Station:

    • @wtprkek1847
      @wtprkek1847 4 роки тому +4

      Yes I do

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 4 роки тому +4

      @CodeName: ALP DIAF

    • @squashiy
      @squashiy 4 роки тому +3

      Random cop: finally what took you so long?

    • @gT_Russ
      @gT_Russ 4 роки тому +1

      Giorno hopes you didn’t say that to a child :)

    • @bigmooseplays
      @bigmooseplays 4 роки тому +1

      @CodeName: ALP get the f**k outta here

  • @TheOnlyGamingMC
    @TheOnlyGamingMC 4 роки тому +184

    Emkay: Trying so hard not to get demonetised
    Also emkay: oh no I’m a nazi

    • @loupois2370
      @loupois2370 3 роки тому +8

      waiting for someone to take that clip out of context lol

  • @locket-loading1206
    @locket-loading1206 4 роки тому +2523

    Okay who else is getting A mildly infuriating video vibe with the screen being zoomed in just a bit too much via editing......
    Lol adding an edit. holy cow, I’m at 1.5 k likes and 31 comments! This is the most likes and comments I’ve gotten on a video to date. Just so everyone knows, I was more just poking fun at the video here. I was not throwing shade or trying to disrespect the editors. I know they work hard enough as is. It is a great video and to me it seems the screen being zoomed in like it is, is a purposeful troll to get fans goats a bit. I enjoy the fact that EmKay is willing to mess with it’s viewers and I wasn’t trying to hate on the video editing. Honestly super stoked at all the buzz my comment generated. But please keep future replies r/mademesmile worthy y’all.

    • @daaadoooo
      @daaadoooo 4 роки тому +70

      Mildly? I'm strongly angry

    • @Jonnytheone
      @Jonnytheone 4 роки тому +14

      It was bone hurting.

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 4 роки тому +12

      I thout it was a glitch cuz my phone (kinda old) does that and some others

    • @Jonnytheone
      @Jonnytheone 4 роки тому +5

      @Emily Behm yeah your right. Im sorry editor.

    • @locket-loading1206
      @locket-loading1206 4 роки тому +8

      Emily Behm I realize the editors need all the love lol, I’m just saying that it felt like this time was more on purpose since the last video was straight on. Lol sometimes I think they like to troll their watchers for giggles. 🤣😅

  • @gqyybirrd683
    @gqyybirrd683 4 роки тому +299

    Everyone is talking about the screen being zoomed in and the cropping but am I the only person who noticed that was Kaede at 6:16 ?

    • @captaines
      @captaines 4 роки тому +15

      ChillyTheWeeb i did😭🤚

    • @kylewinkelman8548
      @kylewinkelman8548 4 роки тому +12

      I feel like it took me too long to find this comment and yes

    • @asteroidcityalien
      @asteroidcityalien 4 роки тому +23

      okay i saw that and was mildly concerned that he said it was jojo

    • @DonatelloLoverRoblox
      @DonatelloLoverRoblox 4 роки тому +8

      Yes, yes I did, fellow weeb!

    • @ItzRainu
      @ItzRainu 4 роки тому +6

      Nah there's like 100 of us

  • @televiii4508
    @televiii4508 4 роки тому +91

    6:20
    Danganronpa and Jojo is a weird pair
    *and since it's Kaede I'm gonna cry now, brb*

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 4 роки тому +74

    9:03 Since the cropping is weird, and he doesn't say it, I'll tell you
    it says:
    THE SENTENCE IS IN ALL CAPS

    • @lucybrimstone3193
      @lucybrimstone3193 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @revinevan87
      @revinevan87 4 роки тому

      how about the one at 19:00?

    • @Vivovsky
      @Vivovsky 4 роки тому

      can you do the entire vid? thanks lol

    • @SonicSpeedy0
      @SonicSpeedy0 4 роки тому +3

      @@revinevan87 really late, but thats the thumbnail. Where the street sign says 'moon' and then an arrow pointing to the actual moon

    • @revinevan87
      @revinevan87 4 роки тому

      @@SonicSpeedy0 ty. They did a piss poor job showing that.

  • @dodiezero
    @dodiezero 4 роки тому +181

    No one's gonna talk about how the clips are too zoomed in? Starting at 8:12

  • @filconrada.evangelista2606
    @filconrada.evangelista2606 4 роки тому +200

    That Kaede Akamatsu meme was a suprise, but a welcome one.
    Edit: Beware of the hanging jokes in my replies section, be warned.

  • @parzy_osu
    @parzy_osu 4 роки тому +73

    Me:
    Actually scrolling reddit: nah
    Watching someone scroll reddit for me: *I'll take your entire stock*

  • @mahsofabishweenie1866
    @mahsofabishweenie1866 4 роки тому +140

    6:19 Kaede definitely deserved the punishment for this

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 4 роки тому +57

    Jack: "yeah, who needs a parter when you've got a dil-"
    me: PICKLE

  • @BQM04
    @BQM04 4 роки тому +66

    editor can you show the full frame so that we can actually see the things jack is talking about? too much zooming in this video....kthanxbai

  • @Dopamine621
    @Dopamine621 4 роки тому +224

    why are the memes badly cropped

  • @heidi9859
    @heidi9859 4 роки тому +70

    “Thanks dad jokes imma write that one down”.
    *hes a dad guys*

  • @Dinoman2289
    @Dinoman2289 4 роки тому +74

    Why is it so zoomed in on the second half

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 4 роки тому +1

      Just so it can be on front page of, thanks I hate it.

  • @alternetic3833
    @alternetic3833 4 роки тому +74

    Uhhhh guys,can someone tell me how the editor is doing today, cause the zoom on the video broke

    • @GineeeerNinjaaaa
      @GineeeerNinjaaaa 4 роки тому +5

      How is the editor doing today?

    • @minedragon74
      @minedragon74 4 роки тому +4

      good job, that made me laugh

    • @alternetic3833
      @alternetic3833 4 роки тому +3

      @@GineeeerNinjaaaa probably not great when they see the video

    • @leonpb1409
      @leonpb1409 4 роки тому

      r/croppingishard

  • @gonkdroid3078
    @gonkdroid3078 4 роки тому +139

    This whole subreddit is just “well no, but actually yes”

  • @DegenerateLies
    @DegenerateLies 4 роки тому +184

    The way the post was cutted makes me mildly infuriated

  • @justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224
    @justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224 4 роки тому +106

    "age is just a word"
    "prison is also just a word"

  • @derpykitty6293
    @derpykitty6293 4 роки тому +20

    "If you like water, you already like 60% of me."
    Click-bait share my story channels: I'm allergic to you, hunny.

  • @javidproductions9353
    @javidproductions9353 4 роки тому +143

    Why does it go all zoomed in halfway through?

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 роки тому +3

      hey bro what is the meaning of life???

    • @peppermint1687
      @peppermint1687 4 роки тому +4

      @@jdwmyt orange juice

    • @jarvis9512
      @jarvis9512 4 роки тому +1

      @@jdwmyt to watch emkay

    • @ernawiranto4905
      @ernawiranto4905 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I thought it was only happening to me

    • @peppermint1687
      @peppermint1687 4 роки тому

      wait wtf is happening

  • @carl2741
    @carl2741 4 роки тому +131

    I need brain surgery.
    *CHANGE MY MIND*

    • @NotBillyLoomis
      @NotBillyLoomis 4 роки тому +4

      What if I dont change your mind

    • @carl2741
      @carl2741 4 роки тому +5

      @@NotBillyLoomis :0

    • @Flanesgourmetsofiniel
      @Flanesgourmetsofiniel 4 роки тому +6

      I guess he's not in the right mindset

    • @Dee-sj4jt
      @Dee-sj4jt 4 роки тому +1

      I will try to change your mind so you don't need brain surgery

    • @SilentlySane
      @SilentlySane 4 роки тому +1

      I could try, but you might not survive since I'm not a doctor.

  • @zephyrusorcleo7383
    @zephyrusorcleo7383 4 роки тому +33

    1:29 Actually, a squirrel would have to fall over 4,800 miles in order to die that way it would have time to starve to death since they can survive terminal velocity.

    • @zephyrusorcleo7383
      @zephyrusorcleo7383 3 роки тому +1

      @Marcos Jastrzebcki probably- i'm not sure. While Ecology is really interesting to me I've been studying foxes a lot more than I've been studying squirrels lmao

  • @stormbreaker_101
    @stormbreaker_101 4 роки тому +35

    6:16 kaede akamatsu is no longer the ultimate pianist: she is the ultimate jojo. SHE IS HER OWN STAND.

    • @Fallen_sundew
      @Fallen_sundew 4 роки тому +2

      I never thought a danganronpa character would get on this channel

    • @Max-zx4tp
      @Max-zx4tp 4 роки тому +1

      Lol for after the Kaede meme I was just looking for people who know danganronpa and wasn’t paying attention to the video at all

    • @Fallen_sundew
      @Fallen_sundew 4 роки тому +1

      @@Max-zx4tp same lol

    • @captaines
      @captaines 4 роки тому +1

      i nearly choked on water when i saw her

    • @asteroidcityalien
      @asteroidcityalien 4 роки тому

      im kaede akamatsu, ultimate jojo oraoraoraoraora

  • @SPKotN
    @SPKotN 4 роки тому +35

    I think the editor wasn’t paying attention and just heard “zoom” about half way through the video

  • @riv3865
    @riv3865 4 роки тому +38

    "why is your JoJo stand dabbing?"
    me: *cries in JoJo* I JUST WANNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE-

    • @georgespamaccount2534
      @georgespamaccount2534 4 роки тому +2

      Life itself is a Jo Jo’s reference

    • @hallimyers2984
      @hallimyers2984 4 роки тому +3

      It’s not even a jojo character lmao

    • @riv3865
      @riv3865 4 роки тому +1

      @@hallimyers2984 r/woooosh

    • @hallimyers2984
      @hallimyers2984 4 роки тому +3

      @@riv3865 not a whoosh moment but okay, just saying that it wasnt a jojo character.

    • @hurbruh
      @hurbruh 4 роки тому +1

      @@riv3865 woah this man has reddit

  • @alternetic3833
    @alternetic3833 4 роки тому +113

    Narrator: No, I think it's for virtual reality.
    But virtual is something that somewhat describe what you see, so he's wrong.

    • @evknucklehead
      @evknucklehead 4 роки тому +3

      Technically no, virtual just means it's created to simulate something. The definition has no direct relation to sight.

    • @Shushhs
      @Shushhs 4 роки тому +1

      It was a joke. You don't really need to mention that

    • @user-iz5pd7tj6q
      @user-iz5pd7tj6q 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @matthewkeller6908
      @matthewkeller6908 4 роки тому

      Even if that is the correct definition you see the darkness so you're wrong

    • @iamgonnahauntyouandkillyou2188
      @iamgonnahauntyouandkillyou2188 2 роки тому

      I thought you spelled Narrator as Naruto

  • @pacol.4302
    @pacol.4302 4 роки тому +72

    "age is just a number"
    The number of years you're spending in prison

    • @goldengacha-deadaccount2223
      @goldengacha-deadaccount2223 4 роки тому +3

      so just two years?

    • @pacol.4302
      @pacol.4302 4 роки тому +7

      @@goldengacha-deadaccount2223 r/HoldUp

    • @Firedogs14
      @Firedogs14 4 роки тому +3

      And jail is just a room

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 роки тому +1

      Well earth is the whole prison and your life is the number of years you are in prison and hell or heaven are the place you go after freedom

  • @Pandora_Ravenheart
    @Pandora_Ravenheart 4 роки тому +32

    6:21, they put Kaede there because Chiaki is more pure than her therefore is forbidden from holding the sign

    • @DonatelloLoverRoblox
      @DonatelloLoverRoblox 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @rantaroamami2116
      @rantaroamami2116 4 роки тому +1

      thank you for HANGING this up, it helped out a lot

    • @DonatelloLoverRoblox
      @DonatelloLoverRoblox 4 роки тому

      @@rantaroamami2116 I see what you are doing @Hope Komaeda-Hinata

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      @@kyriequintanilla8490 you make no sense

    • @murpheria4562
      @murpheria4562 3 роки тому

      @@rantaroamami2116 you really went for the low *hanging* fruit didn't you

  • @maddiekoester7785
    @maddiekoester7785 4 роки тому +54

    Petition for Jack to say “I’m Captain Jack Sparrow and I’ve got a jar of dirt!” For the intro!

  • @nihilistbagel831
    @nihilistbagel831 4 роки тому +98

    Why is kaede becoming a meme format-

  • @armellemichaelagani8676
    @armellemichaelagani8676 3 роки тому +64

    "Nothing starts with n and ends wih g"
    Nutmeg

  • @rezacboy9879
    @rezacboy9879 4 роки тому +51

    *When cropping has gone too far.*

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter 4 роки тому +44

    "Moon"
    Me who doesn't want to do anything inappropriate: No, I don't think I will

    • @wtprkek1847
      @wtprkek1847 4 роки тому

      Matt From Wii Sports In Your Recommended yes you wikl

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 4 роки тому

      Hi

  • @toasterbread507
    @toasterbread507 4 роки тому +2

    Words starting with N and ending with G
    Nonparticipating 2). Nonmanufacturing 3). ...
    Nephrectomizing 2). Notwithstanding 3). ...
    Noninteracting 2). Nonthreatening 3). ...
    Nightclubbing 2). Nonincreasing 3). ...
    Newspapering 2). Neutralizing 3). ...
    Nondividing 2). Nonteaching 3). ...
    Novelizing 2). Nonplusing 3). ...
    Neutering 2). Nonmoving 3).

  • @kingbaku5092
    @kingbaku5092 4 роки тому +21

    6:16 that was kaede Akumatsu (ultimate pianist) and she is not from jojo she is from danganronpa v3

    • @pingchen3511
      @pingchen3511 4 роки тому +4

      woah another person who knows danganronpa

    • @hallimyers2984
      @hallimyers2984 4 роки тому

      Ping Chen I’m seeing you for every Danganronpa comment

  • @ratsmackerpoundcoin
    @ratsmackerpoundcoin 4 роки тому +44

    6:22
    Me: **neck snap** not in my danganronpa house

    • @whiskers1102
      @whiskers1102 4 роки тому +4

      I was like: wait is that Kaede..? And seeing this comment made me feel not insane so thank you

    • @ceramic.ants.
      @ceramic.ants. 4 роки тому +4

      *So this is Tsumigi’s motive...*
      *h m*

    • @meta7565
      @meta7565 4 роки тому

      Dafuq is a danganronpa

    • @whiskers1102
      @whiskers1102 4 роки тому

      @@meta7565 Phycological Horror/Sci Fi anime and game series. It's really good I reccomend it if you like anime.

    • @awilddon.8570
      @awilddon.8570 4 роки тому

      @@meta7565 a game based in teens killing each other because of a robot bear

  • @saphirestorm7952
    @saphirestorm7952 4 роки тому +63

    6:17 Am I the only who paused this just to squeal about the fact that it's Kaede Akamatsu from Danganronpa: Killing Harmony
    (I'm- kinda- really obsessed with Danganronpa-)

  • @jirodominiccasa3050
    @jirodominiccasa3050 4 роки тому +40

    What did the father bull say to his son when his son was going to college?
    Bye-son
    :)

    • @kurtis9366
      @kurtis9366 4 роки тому +3

      DAD JOKE!
      Wait-

    • @aynat3068
      @aynat3068 4 роки тому +5

      @@kurtis9366 *When a dad drives past a graveyard*: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 роки тому +28

    "People are just humans"

    • @devanandamr8276
      @devanandamr8276 4 роки тому

      I can't believe humans are just animals these days😾

  • @awwastor
    @awwastor 3 роки тому +13

    Fun fact: Squirrels can survive terminal velocity, so they can’t be killed by dropping them.

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 3 роки тому

      That's actually a really cool fact thank you

    • @pugtop9127
      @pugtop9127 3 роки тому

      So they can survive Vector

    • @galewinds8212
      @galewinds8212 3 роки тому

      @@pugtop9127 you just got vectored

    • @pugtop9127
      @pugtop9127 3 роки тому

      Oh no

    • @AramisPie
      @AramisPie 3 роки тому

      They do math while falling to ensure they land perfectly

  • @divinenightmare3029
    @divinenightmare3029 4 роки тому +36

    "Age is just a number"
    *Prison is just a room*

  • @OKchromia
    @OKchromia 4 роки тому +39

    Dying is when your skeleton finally hatches

    • @stellarphantasmvfx5504
      @stellarphantasmvfx5504 4 роки тому +1

      your profile pict is the exact opposite vibe of what you just commented

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 роки тому +1

      dying is actually when u r born and life starts, we r all dead until we die

    • @memesarecool892
      @memesarecool892 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t like this

    • @glowingfox704
      @glowingfox704 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • @josianebiccheri454
      @josianebiccheri454 4 роки тому

      Take my like, AND GO AWAY.

  • @EspiritX360
    @EspiritX360 4 роки тому +1

    EmKay - Makes joke about Zoom in not working
    Video- Uncomfortably zooms in to center till end of video

  • @sontalks
    @sontalks 4 роки тому +40

    Fact : Death counts your years left when you have a birthday.

  • @萬圓
    @萬圓 4 роки тому +41

    The floor is the floor.

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 роки тому

      no you don't you see your reflection.

    • @limbo2433
      @limbo2433 4 роки тому +2

      Not for vampires

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 роки тому

      No, I see what I was planning to avoid for 50% of my life

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 роки тому

      O-oh yes I also see myself
      Like a NORMAL human being

    • @limbo2433
      @limbo2433 4 роки тому +2

      @@definitelynotagenocider5204 not everyone is normal human being

  • @Isaac-1028
    @Isaac-1028 4 роки тому +1

    EMKAY:you look like a lifeless doll
    me:but dolls don't have lives

  • @whentheisthewhen5001
    @whentheisthewhen5001 4 роки тому +70

    "age is just a number"
    actually, age is just three letters that has meaning.
    *which is a word*

  • @deathpony3333
    @deathpony3333 4 роки тому +6

    1:35 it's around 4800 feet, that's the distance it would take for it to starve since it can survive terminal velocity

  • @isaacchan8798
    @isaacchan8798 4 роки тому +5

    Editor : "whats cropping?"

  • @Tiger54658
    @Tiger54658 4 роки тому +20

    Even if the cropping is a joke, it's not a good one.

  • @plushmusic1398
    @plushmusic1398 4 роки тому +4

    I love this channel. If I'm feeling sad, Emkay is always there to cheer me up.

  • @isaidmeow2277
    @isaidmeow2277 2 роки тому +2

    The "Fan" Art Is Actually Funny

  • @sythlikesfrogs
    @sythlikesfrogs 4 роки тому +36

    "Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa" - Chad

  • @Broeverythingistaken
    @Broeverythingistaken 4 роки тому +17

    Why is it zoomed in so you cant see half the image?

  • @PoisonDistilled
    @PoisonDistilled 4 роки тому +5

    5:46
    "Hahah- Wait... what ARE they going to do with the murder hornets"

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 роки тому +33

    I can jump higher than a mountain
    Because mountains can't jump at all.

    • @AoDoesArt
      @AoDoesArt 4 роки тому +1

      And I cam run faster than a car
      Because cars dont run

    • @balls5823
      @balls5823 4 роки тому +2

      @@AoDoesArt yes they do. the car engine needs to be 'running' for the car to move
      😎

    • @championbeam4018
      @championbeam4018 4 роки тому

      Got me

  • @crocdog397
    @crocdog397 4 роки тому +6

    If you are reading this, you are neither dead or asleep.

  • @xen6411
    @xen6411 4 роки тому +23

    So, When you said why is ur jojo stand dabbing, my hftf game ended

    • @icedlxva
      @icedlxva 4 роки тому

      @@kyriequintanilla8490 no shit Sherlock

  • @thelostzelda
    @thelostzelda 4 роки тому +21

    the captain america picture says "This sentence is in all caps" for those wondering.

    • @dandage4886
      @dandage4886 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you kind sir

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому

      Thank you very much. I was trying to figure out what "ENTENE 13(???) IN ??????" meant XD

    • @evancrutcher3345
      @evancrutcher3345 3 роки тому

      Thanks

  • @anhthunguyen3903
    @anhthunguyen3903 4 роки тому +16

    6:19 is that Kaede from Danganronpa 😂

  • @SelfDrivingBagel
    @SelfDrivingBagel 4 роки тому +28

    Why is a pianist named "Kaede" holding out the sign I hate it

    • @DonatelloLoverRoblox
      @DonatelloLoverRoblox 4 роки тому

      At least it isn't out pure and innocent cinnamon roll Chiaki, but still, why Kaede?!

    • @fluffymoth3204
      @fluffymoth3204 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @LogoOnYT
      @LogoOnYT 4 роки тому

      Keade is now jojo

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      @@kyriequintanilla8490 *B u r g e r*

  • @CobyTheLuckyFox
    @CobyTheLuckyFox 4 роки тому +33

    When Jack says, "My name is Jack" he should also say, "and I am back!"
    I don't make good comments... :(

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 роки тому +6

      Aww don't be sad. Liked your comment

    • @neoncinnamon6672
      @neoncinnamon6672 4 роки тому +3

      @Justin Chen and I liked yours too

    • @neoncinnamon6672
      @neoncinnamon6672 4 роки тому +4

      @Lucky Dude I'm hoping one day maybe Jack will say *Top of the morning* XD

    • @Epicgamer-jg6dt
      @Epicgamer-jg6dt 3 роки тому

      You do make good comments lucky dude ☺️

  • @qazhr
    @qazhr 4 роки тому +48

    Did someone felt like zooming in was the needed style.

  • @ArcheoLumiere
    @ArcheoLumiere 4 роки тому +2

    Lol, Jack, they answered like that because Squirrels don't actually take falling damage.

    • @championbeam4018
      @championbeam4018 4 роки тому

      Of course not, it's the landing that kills

    • @ArcheoLumiere
      @ArcheoLumiere 4 роки тому +1

      @@championbeam4018 Not that either, Squirrels have the ability to lower their terminal velocity so low that it's not actually lethal thanks to their fluffy tails and relatively small form factor. Watch Mark Rober's Better Bird Feeder video for evidence of that

  • @Thememermanwhoisafan
    @Thememermanwhoisafan 4 роки тому +6

    Petition for jack to say “I’m jack and I’m back”

  • @lzzardwizard
    @lzzardwizard 4 роки тому +5

    i'm having a mental breakdown because we cant take care of my cat and we have to let her go to somebody else and you make my day thank you

  • @emperorbeansii9037
    @emperorbeansii9037 3 роки тому +2

    "If your parachute fails you have your whole life to fix it"
    Me: That depends on WHEN it fails

  • @bonesby__
    @bonesby__ 4 роки тому +7

    Emkay is just a
    Brilliant channel and I really enjoy every narrators' content and congrats on 2 Million!

  • @_smugmaster_4553
    @_smugmaster_4553 4 роки тому +10

    6:17 thanks Kaede, very cool??
    Also why is the vid so zoomed in

    • @twisterzs
      @twisterzs 4 роки тому +1

      Kaedead that's why

    • @eggs1904
      @eggs1904 4 роки тому

      **insert kaedead/Flea Waltz joke here**

    • @shatteredroses5817
      @shatteredroses5817 4 роки тому

      Can I just tell you I've seen your username in different videos that aren't from this channel and all of them are high quality . And Ms.Akumastu has confused me much.

  • @BigBagl
    @BigBagl 4 роки тому +2

    Some dude: Rawr
    Historian: THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S WHAT THEY SOUNDED LIKE

  • @pyrocominical
    @pyrocominical 4 роки тому +27

    Fun fact: the old emkay talker/narrators? Idk didnt come back in a long time

    • @deadchannel7573
      @deadchannel7573 4 роки тому +2

      What

    • @ohno7432
      @ohno7432 4 роки тому +4

      They just did the 2M special didn't they? The one where their voices overlapped in the beginning

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 4 роки тому +2

      it used to be the guy that lead the channel but then he hired damien and then they hired more narrators, which are the ones you hear in these recent videos

    • @wildanfattah5133
      @wildanfattah5133 4 роки тому +2

      You mean Damien? He has his own channel now

    • @hotasianstepsister3039
      @hotasianstepsister3039 4 роки тому +1

      He's Damian or something!!

  • @dragwolfcronos8872
    @dragwolfcronos8872 4 роки тому +18

    6:15
    Why is Kaede say that
    THAT OF ALL THINGS💀💀

  • @agentpotater4943
    @agentpotater4943 4 роки тому +6

    Emkay: I'm just gonna shittly crop this video so that it makes into r/mildlyinfuriating

  • @jarrettmartin6018
    @jarrettmartin6018 4 роки тому +8

    Just had a blast looking through mildly infuriating!

  • @pinkspoof4444
    @pinkspoof4444 4 роки тому +20

    Son: Any final words?
    Me: Just three

  • @JoJoGaminG36
    @JoJoGaminG36 3 роки тому +2

    This zoom makes me wanna scream... I was all the time like: Why are some memes cropped so badly? And then... I relaised... xD

  • @lmc2696
    @lmc2696 4 роки тому +57

    [insert funny joke here]

  • @arandomkitsune654
    @arandomkitsune654 4 роки тому +9

    Spoiler alert for danganronpa v3
    6:19 is that why she was first executed in danganronpa v3

  • @galigaystorm8051
    @galigaystorm8051 3 роки тому +1

    “She’s just wondering”
    *Shows picture of Wonder Woman thinking intensely*

  • @choccawocca
    @choccawocca 4 роки тому +5

    when you get it on your recommended and then a full 2 minutes later you get the notification

  • @miZ_dream
    @miZ_dream 4 роки тому +11

    SEE it always annoyed me when people said “the lion’s the king of the jungle” like he lives in the _savanna_

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      @@F_NerdShark The savanna is the jungle

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      @@F_NerdShark si

  • @itztsolo7463
    @itztsolo7463 4 роки тому +3

    The Jack that smiles back😊 Gold fish 😉

    • @loupois2370
      @loupois2370 3 роки тому

      Moldfish, Bacteria Flavor
      by Pepperidge Harm

  • @terrathedragongirl5420
    @terrathedragongirl5420 4 роки тому +15

    I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one that facepalmed when Jack called Kaede a Jojo character...

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't call her a Jojo character. He said "But why is your Jojo stand dabbing?" The stand was what he was calling Jojo. And he ain't wrong.

    • @asteroidcityalien
      @asteroidcityalien 4 роки тому

      nope i died inside too

  • @evans4162
    @evans4162 4 роки тому +4

    "You look like a plastic lifeless Doll"
    Me "that's the best part "

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 роки тому

      I am barbie doll
      I am plastic

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden Рік тому

      I sure hope you haven’t seen any plastic *living* dolls.

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 4 роки тому

    Plants really be out here in the exact perfect little microclimate you’ve set up for them, dying, and a plan is out in nature like CON KREAT

  • @imaluqsirnor291
    @imaluqsirnor291 4 роки тому +5

    "Actually,age is a word"I DIED XD