Roast Me | Season 5 Episode 8 | Featuring Geechi Gotti | All Def

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2023
  • We’re back with Season 5 of Roast Me! Episode 8 loading! This episode features the one and only Geechi Gotti!
    Watch the full episode here.
    Who do you think is the Best Roaster of this episode?
    [CREDITS]
    Starring: Brandon Lewis, Kraig Smith, Chris "CP" Powell, Billy Sorrells, Tutweezy, Boo Kapone, Brent Taylor, Doboy, Kelly KDubb, Celebrity, Jamar Neighbors, Knotch, Blaq Ron, Chris Sneed, Sean Auguste, Geechi Gotti,
    Producer: Megan "MegScoop" Thomas, Denzel "Deazy" Lee
    Director: Patrick Cloud
    Director of Photography: Gary George
    Camera Operators: Adrian Cooley, Rob Thomas II
    Technical Director: Khadeem Thomas
    Gaffer: Tyler Rousseau, Charles Samuel
    Lighting Technician: Anthony " Betex" Benitez
    Sound Mixer: Paul Gonzalez
    Production Coordinator: Eden Tesfai
    Production Assistants: Jonaye Anderson, Sewit Efrem
    DIT: Lauren Mayer
    Editor: Zach Foster
    COVID Officer: Feronia Consulting
    BTS: Kern Lawrence
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  • @ryu7055
    @ryu7055 Рік тому +2692

    “Texas is a state you mean Texts as in more than one message mmm dont worry about it we’ll go through shapes and colors next” 😂😂 mans set that up perfectly

  • @samjoseph6903
    @samjoseph6903 Рік тому +476

    “Black Ron died hee juss never laid down “😂😂😂😂 too hilarious

  • @stackdoughmarco
    @stackdoughmarco Рік тому +169

    “The Devil Comes To You For Ideas On Evil, Like How Can I Do Eviler Shit!” 😂😂 Kraig cold !!

    • @Curtoonstv
      @Curtoonstv 7 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂 sound like somethin a super villain would say to his henchmen

  • @ahmaniwesley3316
    @ahmaniwesley3316 10 місяців тому +227

    Cooking Billy out of detention is wild 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MISSBEAUTIFUL1
      @MISSBEAUTIFUL1 8 місяців тому +6

      Bruh lol

    • @Cedric-Forbes
      @Cedric-Forbes 2 місяці тому +15

      When you took the COVID test you laid on your stomach and said BANG ME!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lunchbox5932
    @lunchbox5932 Рік тому +597

    11:35 "I found out if you close your eyes and say Donterio 3 times, you end up in the projects" Had me rolllingggg💀😭 Underated

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair Рік тому +18

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @keeshmason466
      @keeshmason466 Рік тому +17

      I'm Screaming 🤣 😆 😁

    • @KlayeCreation
      @KlayeCreation Рік тому +15

      Bruh that shit was CRAZY lol

    • @blaquehippie
      @blaquehippie Рік тому +10

      *THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT. I'LL BE READING THE COMMENTS AT THE SAME TIME THE JOKE COME UP. THIS WAS A FUNNIEST SHIT I HEARD. BESIDES HIM CALLING DONTERIO "PROFESSIONALLY UGLY"* 😂😂😂😂

    • @killerwhale30
      @killerwhale30 Рік тому

      ​@@keeshmason466 ikikkm

  • @ABoogie7-7
    @ABoogie7-7 Рік тому +242

    “I’m living a Bugs Lifeeee” is hilarious 😂

    • @danzoEX
      @danzoEX Рік тому +15

      that one had me dead 😂😂😂

    • @og9393
      @og9393 Рік тому +2

      How many minutes in ?

  • @illini374
    @illini374 8 місяців тому +82

    When Donterio said " Billy got, stadium grass on his head " ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethantheodore7356
    @ethantheodore7356 10 місяців тому +204

    “Craig had to do push-ups to impress his family 😂😂😂 “ “ more muscles papa “ aye Patrick is funny as shit!! Nothing less from the creator of the show.

    • @naznotnas861
      @naznotnas861 4 місяці тому +9

      Dawg that shit was funny asf 😂😂

    • @dcparker85
      @dcparker85 3 місяці тому +9

      He’s definitely the most underrated.

    • @bananaphat6472
      @bananaphat6472 3 місяці тому +7

      @@dcparker85 no he’s not, y’all say this every year all his jokes damn near hit

    • @emmanuelgonzalez1756
      @emmanuelgonzalez1756 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@bananaphat6472 right?? Been watching all def since doboy's fat drake and people been saying "for not being a comedian pat sure is funnier than the other comedians" since like 2018 😭🤦🤷

    • @jbarnzgodd3610
      @jbarnzgodd3610 11 днів тому

      Time stamp please lol

  • @PaulYhap
    @PaulYhap Рік тому +429

    “Your daddy and your momma is the same person” best exit 😆

    • @miked3281
      @miked3281 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vortex_Feedz
      @Vortex_Feedz Рік тому +13

      That shit got me dying as I just seen this

    • @marcelljackson6940
      @marcelljackson6940 Рік тому +7

      That’s a stolen joke from Michael Blackson on wildin out many years ago.

    • @syskill20
      @syskill20 6 місяців тому +14

      @@marcelljackson6940bruh the joke is even older than that

    • @officialbigjuan2562
      @officialbigjuan2562 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah Boo should've let em go 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Dr.Speller
    @Dr.Speller Рік тому +1343

    This episode is wild…first ever person to refuse detention and make it back to the hot seat. They outta control! 😂

  • @10David31
    @10David31 Рік тому +126

    Brent with the "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" killed me 🤣🤣

    • @trefeezy3536
      @trefeezy3536 7 місяців тому +13

      Caught me off guard like a mf 😂😂😂😂 why’s it sound so accurate

  • @williammharding9413
    @williammharding9413 10 місяців тому +60

    “ don’t put me in it” Straight to a roast is wild😂😂 dontario is different

  • @angelozai4352
    @angelozai4352 Рік тому +1271

    I'll never forget Craig said "when you whisper Doboys name at BK they put an extra patty in your whopper."

    • @nicolek9786
      @nicolek9786 Рік тому +159

      Nah, when Kraig said "If you knock on his belly, a family of hams will answer"😂😂😂😂 I could not breathe

    • @Spadepr0h
      @Spadepr0h Рік тому +6

      Classic!

    • @brandonsino1986
      @brandonsino1986 Рік тому +1

      What episode 😭😭?

    • @peedipiper9048
      @peedipiper9048 Рік тому +49

      The one that had me dying was when Kraig said "You shit candy still in the wrapper!!"

    • @cedrickcarson
      @cedrickcarson Рік тому +31

      @@brandonsino1986 that’s in season 2 the Jay Wheels episode I believe 🤔
      RIP Jay Wheels btw 💯

  • @aceshouse3389
    @aceshouse3389 Рік тому +360

    They be killing Billy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mheppal
      @mheppal Рік тому

      Billy used to getting his shit kilt 🍑

    • @rooseveltperson9094
      @rooseveltperson9094 Рік тому +37

      He was mad...mad😂😂😂😂

    • @MorsCalumnia
      @MorsCalumnia Рік тому +7

      No D’Lai be killing Billy

    • @SpottyFrmEV
      @SpottyFrmEV 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MorsCalumnia😂😂😂😂

    • @Cedric-Forbes
      @Cedric-Forbes 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MorsCalumniaoh fuck
      Billy's watching....don't move

  • @timtolliver1175
    @timtolliver1175 7 місяців тому +26

    " You look like a curse that's doing well" 😂😂😂 underrated!

  • @DisdainXP
    @DisdainXP Рік тому +77

    The stepdaddy feet joke had me rolling after he explained it😂

  • @aaronnathaniel95
    @aaronnathaniel95 Рік тому +253

    "Brent look like they put bob marley in a microwave" 😭😭

  • @BigSmoke420_
    @BigSmoke420_ Рік тому +506

    Pat has me weak af, "more muscles pop pop?" 💀💀

  • @1221uwwbd
    @1221uwwbd Рік тому +27

    “Black Ron is dead but he just won’t lay down” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rodneysyphertt9997
    @rodneysyphertt9997 Рік тому +45

    “ its a giant walking around with small eyes “ 😂😂😂 pat finished cp with that

  • @indintokyo838
    @indintokyo838 Рік тому +933

    “Go take a shower and stop humiliating yourself” Craig funny as hell 💀

    • @AyeItsCeeJay
      @AyeItsCeeJay Рік тому +51

      Bruh he said that shit with a straight face and I fell out laughing

    • @ahmadadel2011
      @ahmadadel2011 Рік тому +27

      55:06

    • @nancyramos6872
      @nancyramos6872 Рік тому +23

      “The tag on your shirt says welcome to Vegas” Kraig is relentless 😂 56:50

    • @CrazyBrainCory
      @CrazyBrainCory Рік тому +4

      Damn near pissed myself while driving when he said that 😂

    • @Ilovelatinabbws
      @Ilovelatinabbws 11 місяців тому +3

      Dats exactly what i came here for funniest shii he ever said😂😂😂

  • @BlendedbyKD
    @BlendedbyKD Рік тому +449

    “Hold on Hold on hold on What you say he look like?”
    *repeats joke
    “Alright I gotta send somebody to detention”
    Kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂

    • @lg9ty7
      @lg9ty7 Рік тому +7

      12:40😂😂😂😂

    • @VitaminKey5000
      @VitaminKey5000 9 місяців тому +1

      🤣☠️

    • @munkiie1992
      @munkiie1992 8 місяців тому +11

      The one that kills me. That I can’t find anymore. Was when he asks Notch and he goes “nah f**k you!” Lmao

    • @JayEmersontheman
      @JayEmersontheman Місяць тому

      @@munkiie1992I remember that lmao notch was smart for that and even avoided being sent lol

  • @SoFliBlackDiamondKings
    @SoFliBlackDiamondKings Рік тому +33

    Stg Billy be saying 7 jokes back to back and 7 of them aint hitting 😂 bruh just happy to be there at this point

    • @dcparker85
      @dcparker85 3 місяці тому +7

      All he does is repeat a funny joke. Shit is annoying. His best quality is getting roasted.

    • @ClassicBlackEliteRacer
      @ClassicBlackEliteRacer 13 днів тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@dcparker85 all he does now is just repeat/add on to other people’s jokes and getting out of his seat and walking off the set, it *really* is annoying

  • @jarredgallardo4798
    @jarredgallardo4798 9 місяців тому +45

    Pat with the pistol in a violin case took me out 😂😂😂😂

  • @Reddot316
    @Reddot316 Рік тому +147

    “When you got a covid test, you laid on your stomach and said BANG ME” 😭 tf wrong with boo 😂😂

    • @xi_caveman_ix6343
      @xi_caveman_ix6343 Рік тому +6

      That joke isn't funny lol. But it's so random and unexpected that it had me crying laughing 😂

    • @GwuacNSalza
      @GwuacNSalza Рік тому +26

      @@xi_caveman_ix6343 that means it's funny 😭

    • @JayEmersontheman
      @JayEmersontheman Місяць тому

      @@GwuacNSalza it means it’s outrageous. Something can make you laugh and it doesn’t have to be funny. It’s the difference between laughing AT the joke vs laughing AT the person that delivered it. I laugh at Boo mostly when he thinks he said sumn sensible

    • @GwuacNSalza
      @GwuacNSalza Місяць тому +2

      @@JayEmersontheman nah. I get where you think you're going but, something Outrageous can Definitely be found as "Funny". Regardless of the reason why you laughed, You still found the Humor in the Joke or in the character delivering, which makes it "Funny".

  • @mohamadesmk
    @mohamadesmk Рік тому +340

    Black Ron was actually very smart about his roasts i love his style. Hes funny and Valid

    • @levongraymusic
      @levongraymusic Рік тому

      💯 and they was on his ASS

    • @jessechapa5400
      @jessechapa5400 Рік тому +23

      For sure. He was probably the best "one timer" on the show

    • @alvarogamboa9140
      @alvarogamboa9140 Рік тому +18

      Black Ron was on fire with the musical melodies 🔥

    • @stevenmakins6741
      @stevenmakins6741 Рік тому +17

      I want him back on occasionally

    • @1toast
      @1toast Рік тому +8

      @@jessechapa5400 he on episode 10 and he started doing the interviews/recap after the show instead of Billy

  • @TheCre88tor
    @TheCre88tor Рік тому +83

    51:53 - I don't think Geechi even knew how powerful that rebuttal to Billy was cuz WHEN IT'S REAL, Y'ALL CAN TELL!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrick123_
    @patrick123_ 7 місяців тому +52

    1:00:00 shout out to CP and Brandon for not letting that voodoo doll joke by Donterio go unnoticed Donterio is a fool 😂😂😭

  • @DevionYoung
    @DevionYoung Рік тому +1774

    Everytime Brandon Lewis makes who ever run their jokes back and send somebody to detention is the funniest shit ever. 😭😂

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Рік тому +118

      He asked Billy to run that joke back, he said, Nope, you ain't gone get me this time!!😂😂😂

    • @aliasanew3398
      @aliasanew3398 Рік тому +75

      First time dough boy ran back that suwu joke this episode, he ain’t get canned I was shocked

    • @SekhmetsNectarHerbShop
      @SekhmetsNectarHerbShop Рік тому +57

      It’s pure comedy 😂😂😂they run it back with confidence

    • @Tokyoghoul4life
      @Tokyoghoul4life Рік тому +33

      It will never not be funny. It gets me every time😂

    • @1985juicey
      @1985juicey Рік тому +8

      Yup😂😂😂😂

  • @3goldentruth510
    @3goldentruth510 Рік тому +500

    That texts joke was set up so crazy lol "we'll do shapes and colors next "🔥🔥🔥

    • @Robdee999
      @Robdee999 Рік тому +40

      He should have said that to B Lu for spelling Meat wrong twice.

    • @kreeperfrm559
      @kreeperfrm559 Рік тому +7

      @@Robdee999 lol I was looking for this comment 🤣

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax Рік тому +13

      "M-e-e-t or m-a-t-e?"

    • @SupremeOracle
      @SupremeOracle Рік тому +13

      @@Robdee999 he spelled it wrong 4 times lol 😆

    • @pbraden61
      @pbraden61 Рік тому +2

      Facts. He almost fumbled it but turned it around

  • @gelseygalvan3094
    @gelseygalvan3094 Рік тому +28

    “You tried to commit suicide wit yo dreads and hang ya self wit ya dumbass” HAD ME CRYING😭😭

  • @ringlordrebel
    @ringlordrebel Рік тому +95

    15:02 Even tho Boo is the bucket for broke & bum jokes, the fact he doesn’t hide his genuine love for the show & just being there, is why he’s able to effectively captivate so many

    • @KiambuX
      @KiambuX 10 місяців тому

      Yeah, that bamma Billo tries too hard 😅.

  • @SkyDiverTO
    @SkyDiverTO Рік тому +706

    He called Black Ron a Hebrew Israelite 😂😂😂😂 never gets old.

    • @Major2219
      @Major2219 Рік тому +55

      *READ* 🗣🎤 and God came down from Heaven lol 📖 Hebrew Israelite lol

    • @jayday1503
      @jayday1503 Рік тому +66

      Nah… he told Black Ron, The Devil Comes to him for ideas on evil!!! 😂😂😂

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive Рік тому +9

      That took me out 😂

    • @marcusjones7430
      @marcusjones7430 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xavierkabemba3024
      @xavierkabemba3024 11 місяців тому +12

      “Shouldnt it be Blacker Ron?” -boo kapone
      “Shouldn’t you be… in rehab”-black Ron
      Great banter👍🏾😂😂

  • @Musicswagg86
    @Musicswagg86 Рік тому +264

    "You look like a curse that's doing well" Kraig is mf'ing crazy!!

    • @yungty7321
      @yungty7321 Рік тому +17

      Bruh don’t miss that often lol

    • @Musicswagg86
      @Musicswagg86 Рік тому +12

      @@yungty7321 barely misses lol

    • @dcparker85
      @dcparker85 3 місяці тому +5

      It’s almost like if he does miss, everyone just lets it pass, because he coming back with something crazy.

  • @jasonmiller7133
    @jasonmiller7133 2 місяці тому +10

    Boo Kapone is the best worst roaster I have ever seen. He's either hilarious, or hilariously bad, and either way it's funny as hell.

  • @Fouromaly
    @Fouromaly 11 місяців тому +27

    43:11😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I got you beat itch
    I got you beat itch
    I got you beat itch
    😂😂😂😂😂
    Kraig Smith the great for that😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaunNkaidensDAD
    @shaunNkaidensDAD Рік тому +140

    Kraig said “Do Boy fried a bullet and committed chewicide”😂😂😂

    • @MEIN_KAMPF1889
      @MEIN_KAMPF1889 Рік тому +13

      I didn't catch the one but it's hilarious

    • @JTD2001
      @JTD2001 6 місяців тому +6

      The more you think about that joke, the funnier it gets😂

    • @snoopyblu1206
      @snoopyblu1206 3 місяці тому

      Bruh it's worst when you visualize it lol ​@@JTD2001

  • @user-ty5di3ku6o
    @user-ty5di3ku6o Рік тому +479

    Billy didn't even get all the way in the door before K Dub and Kraig was on him like a pack of starving hyenas on a broke leg zebra 😭😂

    • @mopar_keys
      @mopar_keys Рік тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zakbeanzly
      @zakbeanzly Рік тому +29

      "Starving hyenas on a broke leg zebra"💀💀💀💀

    • @PerocDisgusting
      @PerocDisgusting Рік тому +2

      He gotta start firing back on them niggas

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Рік тому +7

      Yeah that tag team was brutal 😭😭😭

    • @heneedsomemilk4194
      @heneedsomemilk4194 Рік тому +3

      On a broke leg zebra 😭😭😭

  • @kstick2624
    @kstick2624 7 місяців тому +20

    “I’m livin a bugz life!!!” 😂😂💀💯🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @Legit711
    @Legit711 Рік тому +69

    1:05:50 - 1:06:20 - Classic 😂😂😂 CP killed it when the beat dropped and he said “you know” lmao

    • @RowDy2Times
      @RowDy2Times 9 місяців тому +5

      Bro that part had me deceased 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bryans1883
      @bryans1883 2 місяці тому +1

      Pat to the~ E to the ~ 😂😂😂😂

  • @dannydcgarc
    @dannydcgarc Рік тому +286

    “Coffee mug in his ultrasound picture” is the funniest shit I’ve heard about Brent 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @treybear8174
      @treybear8174 Рік тому +14

      Super underrated roast 😂😂😂

    • @StriplingJr
      @StriplingJr Рік тому +3

      MAN!!

    • @NikkiKNuvo
      @NikkiKNuvo Рік тому +8

      Patrick caught it 😂😂😂 him cracking up is what made me run it back!

    • @DCB1209
      @DCB1209 Рік тому +6

      @@NikkiKNuvo Patrick is always catching them. Especially the ones that actually require a bit of thinking, he'll be the only one rolling laughing.

    • @OneSideofFries
      @OneSideofFries Рік тому

      Damn who said that one? I must’ve missed it lol.

  • @_davvinaa_
    @_davvinaa_ Рік тому +154

    "Two more episodes then we unlock K Dub"😂😂 Pat is a different typa funny!!🤣🤣

    • @SpeedAcademy2
      @SpeedAcademy2 Рік тому

      👆👆 Thanks for watching💬send a direct message
      I have something for you🎁🎁

  • @exposeit495
    @exposeit495 Рік тому +16

    10:41 "I was waiting on you with your professionally ugly ass". DUUUUDDEEE HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Cameo96_
    @Cameo96_ 2 місяці тому +8

    @1:05:50 CP doing the journal entry and Black Rob coming in with the Moesha beat was TOO PERFECT 😭😭🤣🤣

  • @johnnyhopkins8755
    @johnnyhopkins8755 Рік тому +153

    Dawg...nobody heard Dontario say that Brent face was melting??? I'm crying dawg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ContentRewind
      @ContentRewind Рік тому +14

      that was Underrated asf😂😂

    • @deonevans4629
      @deonevans4629 8 місяців тому

      Boy I swear he had that one waiting for him

    • @pistol231
      @pistol231 5 місяців тому

      Bruh foreal 😂😂😂😂. That was spot on

  • @laudsrealm188
    @laudsrealm188 Рік тому +382

    "When babies cry, Pat lactates" is probably the most underrated joke of the episode. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @g..._anthony27
      @g..._anthony27 Рік тому +1

      Underrated is not a Compliment

    • @notprosperBEATS
      @notprosperBEATS Рік тому +7

      @@g..._anthony27 why you say this under every comment

    • @laudsrealm188
      @laudsrealm188 Рік тому +21

      @@g..._anthony27 "If you call something underrated, it means you think the general opinion about it is lower than it should be." In case the dictionary doesn't work for you.

    • @tf9022
      @tf9022 Рік тому +1

      33:50

    • @danieldavis6928
      @danieldavis6928 Рік тому

      Im Fuking Saaayyiinnn Bruh 😭😭😭🤣🤣 mfers Had me in tears

  • @Big2Joc
    @Big2Joc Рік тому +33

    58:13 Patrick was about to pass out from laughing at cp 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dashonspriggs7616
    @dashonspriggs7616 5 місяців тому +10

    22:10 The “pellet gun wound” is the funniest / most slept on joke in the whole vid 😂😂 had me on the floor

    • @tmlingo5346
      @tmlingo5346 4 місяці тому +1

      I never heard that till now🤣I’m cryin that visual is too perfect

  • @obviouslyneisha8164
    @obviouslyneisha8164 Рік тому +131

    calling black ron a voodoo doll had me CRYING 😭😭😭

  • @Immortalxv
    @Immortalxv Рік тому +287

    kraig talking about Billy be sayin his ass better than they 🐱 had me in tears man 😂😂😂😂

    • @MarvelousJP
      @MarvelousJP Рік тому +35

      He annihilated Billy with that 🤣🤣

    • @NfLbEaSt777
      @NfLbEaSt777 Рік тому

      "I got you beat b!tch, I got you beat" 😂😂😂

    • @arcadestickgaming6601
      @arcadestickgaming6601 Рік тому

      "I GOTCHU BEAT BITCH!!"🤣🤣🤣

    • @Immortalxv
      @Immortalxv Рік тому +3

      @@MarvelousJP man i swear 😂😂

    • @Detroyt313
      @Detroyt313 Рік тому

      I got ya beat bih 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HK_ZaY917
    @HK_ZaY917 2 місяці тому +8

    No one thought “you look like Tevin Cambell Soup” was hilarious B? 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ElijahRock92
    @ElijahRock92 9 місяців тому +63

    The Hebrew Israelite bit hurt my stomach. And Billy surviving detention almost brought me to tears. And Tutweezy's Thomas the Tank Engine joke was criminally underrated; Brandon was trying to calm the class down so everyone could here it. lol

    • @hannahurias1287
      @hannahurias1287 5 місяців тому +2

      They had the nerve to keep him from going to detention just to fry his ass in the seat and THEN he STILL got put out the class and got cooked AGAIN 😭😭

  • @taznodayzoff
    @taznodayzoff Рік тому +107

    “This is how we do it” was perfectly harmonized

  • @rrs1669
    @rrs1669 Рік тому +186

    Patrick got annihilated in the hot seat 😂 when they started humming Moesha it was over 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bklyn1444
      @bklyn1444 Рік тому +4

      ovaaaaa😂

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Рік тому +12

      Blaq Ron elevated the hell outta that joke!! Fkn hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @verifiedvetwillz48
    @verifiedvetwillz48 9 місяців тому +15

    “He coming yall get to cleaning”😂😂😂😂

  • @yoursstru1yyy385
    @yoursstru1yyy385 Рік тому +14

    “Everytime you sit on the toilet the water flush” boo be having me 💀 😭

  • @jgemini3202
    @jgemini3202 Рік тому +530

    Y’all don’t ever stop with these vids, they cure my depression😂😂😂

  • @mrblackbond
    @mrblackbond Рік тому +437

    The fact that billy kept coming back in after being sent to detention and these fools KEPT roasting even after he stopped coming back was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @belindapaul5906
      @belindapaul5906 10 місяців тому +35

      He was hurt 😂

    • @mrblackbond
      @mrblackbond 10 місяців тому +2

      @@belindapaul5906 hahahah

    • @MarcusDickeyPoker
      @MarcusDickeyPoker 9 місяців тому +33

      It was annoying as hell that Billy didn't leave. He ain't funny

    • @newyorka7
      @newyorka7 7 місяців тому +4

      Yo that part got me crying lmaoo

    • @Curtoonstv
      @Curtoonstv 7 місяців тому +4

      @@MarcusDickeyPokernah, that was funny asl, B Lew asked him to come back, though 😂 The jokes were too funny but he wasn’t goin.

  • @DejahLanay
    @DejahLanay 8 місяців тому +15

    I love Kraig man, Ive rewatched all these episodes multiples times in a week looolll

  • @RowDy2Times
    @RowDy2Times 9 місяців тому +11

    That Moesha beat killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @treybear8174
    @treybear8174 Рік тому +464

    Brent Taylor always got the most underrated roasts. "Kraig look like he say "mayne" after he gives a diagnosis. Yo heart hurtin mayne.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lockedapper
      @lockedapper Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mh1970
      @mh1970 Рік тому +50

      Vanilla villian was the coldest shit he said to Kraig. Kraig funny asf but Brent be hitting Kraig with some headshots

    • @g..._anthony27
      @g..._anthony27 Рік тому +2

      He is not Underrated. Underrated is not a Compliment

    • @Tayte3
      @Tayte3 Рік тому +23

      @@g..._anthony27 not an insult either

    • @pbraden61
      @pbraden61 Рік тому +2

      Didn’t think anybody caught the Terrance Howard reference 😂😂

  • @worldofbattlerap4976
    @worldofbattlerap4976 Рік тому +55

    “You look like before you leave a party you throw a smoke bomb down” LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @ericshaw9116
    @ericshaw9116 9 місяців тому +3

    Celebrity came in second in a Larry Hoover lookalike contest

  • @kendelsdad
    @kendelsdad 8 місяців тому +8

    Two more episodes and we unlock k dubb is fkn crazy...lololol😅😅😅😅😅

  • @romarioosborne555
    @romarioosborne555 Рік тому +206

    Roast me is timeless. The added visuals makes the jokes hit even harder.

  • @JohnDoe-uy8gc
    @JohnDoe-uy8gc Рік тому +13

    Kraig told notch he drag his food under water before he eat it

  • @eugenesmith6077
    @eugenesmith6077 Рік тому +79

    When boo called that man a Hebrew Israelite😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 We are the gods😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peedipiper9048
    @peedipiper9048 Рік тому +67

    "I'm living a Bug's life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YvngStanley_
    @YvngStanley_ 5 місяців тому +7

    24:29 “when you took a Covid test, you layed on your stomach and said ‘BANG ME!’😂

  • @Vonte00001
    @Vonte00001 11 місяців тому +15

    I was searching for this roast for a week and finally found it lmao "WE ARE THE GODS"! 34:45 35:39

  • @jameshooks6901
    @jameshooks6901 Рік тому +259

    Yoo Notch is necessary for this show. He's got jokes and he so funny looking that the jokes on him are endless

    • @Ezee16
      @Ezee16 Рік тому +1

      No cap

    • @rayteamdamage
      @rayteamdamage Рік тому +50

      He’s basically Boo reincarnated lol. Every joke lands on him just like every joke landed on Boo in his first season. Also like Boo’s first season, most of his jokes miss and he can miss so bad that it’s funny but he can’t be slept on because he can have a moment where he can come up with something out of nowhere and land the quick jab that will have you cracking up and Boo was exactly the same in his first season. Boo is more seasoned so he’s Godly at bombing jokes so badly that we can’t help it to where we just in tears of laughter 😂. So I can see this happening with Notch

    • @Spam877
      @Spam877 Рік тому +17

      @@rayteamdamage facts ill give notch a few episodes before he's a opponent maybe more than a few but i feel like he can be up there once he evolves.

    • @Josh-xz5qi
      @Josh-xz5qi Рік тому +9

      He has zero jokes but the jokes on him are hilarious

    • @Insomnia_Central_
      @Insomnia_Central_ Рік тому +11

      Facts a necessary evil 😂😂😂

  • @c.t.k.cellistheking1157
    @c.t.k.cellistheking1157 Місяць тому +3

    Pat said all this man baby pictures are dragon eggs 😂😂😂

  • @ImInevitable1987
    @ImInevitable1987 9 місяців тому +5

    25:29 B. LEW walked Billy into that 😂😂😂😂

  • @DesignzRUs
    @DesignzRUs Рік тому +295

    This man Billy actually got upset for getting sent to detention 😂

    • @zairscottiepippen7967
      @zairscottiepippen7967 Рік тому +127

      I mean donterio was sitting for like 10 minutes with no jokes

    • @SneakerFetish420
      @SneakerFetish420 Рік тому +68

      He did and he called it a low budget show he was mad

    • @markeejasean3136
      @markeejasean3136 Рік тому +63

      @@zairscottiepippen7967 that’s because billy was recycling jokes and tagging along imo donterio hits Everytime so I guess he was waiting till

    • @RR-rw2ku
      @RR-rw2ku Рік тому +62

      Mane Billy corny anyway, he's the butt of jokes.

    • @aliasanew3398
      @aliasanew3398 Рік тому +34

      @@RR-rw2ku figuratively and literally speaking

  • @KETKETDO
    @KETKETDO Рік тому +133

    The journal joke with the Moesha music was flawless! “ Ya kno…Today I learned a valuable lesson..”😂😂😂

    • @joshblazed640
      @joshblazed640 Рік тому +26

      That was one of the all time perfectly timed jokes🤣🤣🤣

    • @1quietminds
      @1quietminds Рік тому +8

      That shit was the funniest joke🤣 definitely a show we all grew up on

    • @marlonedwards1958
      @marlonedwards1958 Рік тому

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 OMS had Me 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @shariburbidge
    @shariburbidge 3 місяці тому +5

    34:04 black Ron said CP put the fire out at Benihana spitting 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂

  • @tylervance0146
    @tylervance0146 Рік тому +5

    Boo Kapone 1973
    Tony Baker 1977
    Fu 1978 Rip
    DoBoy 1979
    Precious 1981
    Billy 1981
    Kraig Smith 1982
    KevOnStage 1983
    CP 1983
    Tahir 1984
    Meg Scoop 1984
    Brandon Broady 1986
    Richie Loco 1987
    LouLou Gonzalez 1987
    Patrick Cloud 1989
    Will Pharaoh 1989
    Teddy Ray 1990 Rip
    Tutweezy 1994

  • @jheezy34
    @jheezy34 Рік тому +331

    “Aye Boo how he argue wit the white people?”
    “WE ARE THE GOD’S!”
    😭😭😭 Boo really went from the worst in the classroom to up there with Kraig as the best.

    • @teddryckjones1612
      @teddryckjones1612 Рік тому +50

      Bro Boo is the best. Go back to when they had the one v one roast me battles Boo killed everyone and went undefeated 💯🚛💨

    • @1227weaverb
      @1227weaverb Рік тому +45

      Honestly Boo was never that bad. It was just a running joke to send him to detention. Go back and watch Season 3 he had bangers every episode he was in.

    • @jadennewton264
      @jadennewton264 Рік тому +11

      Boo the best one 😭 they just laugh at everything kraig said even if the joke mid

    • @piconicomymixtapez8960
      @piconicomymixtapez8960 Рік тому +7

      @@1227weaverb Tbh the Battle Grounds showcased his talents to other comedians on the show Roast Me FANS already knew Boo was a good roaster.

    • @shlongyurr10yearsago13
      @shlongyurr10yearsago13 Рік тому +5

      On god idk why niggas be actin like he didn’t always have hits.

  • @Reddot316
    @Reddot316 Рік тому +131

    When B Lew asks somebody to repeat their joke then immediately sends them to detention is the funniest shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @manimback
    @manimback 8 місяців тому +8

    11:05 Donterio said this man blaq ron look like a brought to life ball of earwax. That's funny

  • @datdamnebbit8930
    @datdamnebbit8930 10 місяців тому +9

    “You was hoping I was wearing a dickie suit!” I’m still laughing

  • @tonyrealbars3846
    @tonyrealbars3846 Рік тому +159

    B. Lewis played Doboy on that Detention 😂😂 Black Ron having a pet llama is hilarious 😂😂😂 especially after he had a trunk full of poison darts 😂😂😂

    • @joewrightsr.7191
      @joewrightsr.7191 Рік тому +2

      They should have never made Doboy get up, with that rip in his pants.

  • @godgymgroceries
    @godgymgroceries Рік тому +166

    craig's laugh after Pats " he keeps a pistol in a violin case" 😂😂

    • @Lords.Servant
      @Lords.Servant 11 місяців тому

      Time stamp?

    • @JETDeuce404
      @JETDeuce404 10 місяців тому +17

      😂😂😂 that's Kraigs real laugh, he be tryna suppress that shit lol

    • @afterhoursrecords7037
      @afterhoursrecords7037 9 місяців тому

      13:19@@Lords.Servant

    • @lifestory2297
      @lifestory2297 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Lords.Servant 13:18

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JETDeuce404that's fuckin hilarious 😭😭

  • @Cameo96_
    @Cameo96_ 2 місяці тому +3

    "That was darker than you" was the funniest joke Doboy has ever told 😭😭😭😭

  • @georgeclyde7904
    @georgeclyde7904 6 місяців тому +6

    I never watched this!!!😂😂😂 Dude said “you’re professionally ugly ass”!!! That’s hilarious!!!

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 Рік тому +245

    Brent Taylor low key can sing 🎤 😮😂😂😂😂😂
    This is how we do it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garrygainey9257
    @garrygainey9257 Рік тому +184

    Why can Brent sing for real though 😂😂😂

    • @jaealxndr
      @jaealxndr Рік тому +7

      Lmao i was js the same thing

    • @AyoToine
      @AyoToine Рік тому +22

      Him tut and black Ron can sing

    • @dvdndsWill
      @dvdndsWill Рік тому

      @@AyoToine yeah, Ron flexed his vocals on ZWTH during the pandemic.

    • @matthewjenkins7488
      @matthewjenkins7488 Рік тому +16

      Him and his cousin Teddy could really sing. RIP Teddy

    • @Jesseleegrayson
      @Jesseleegrayson Рік тому +1

      he hit that hoe fr😂😂😂

  • @brendonspencer5788
    @brendonspencer5788 8 місяців тому +5

    This was hilariously intense

  • @pipeD_Mubenga
    @pipeD_Mubenga 10 місяців тому +8

    That man go to his barber and explain his cut in food orders ! 😂 Let me get a curly fry up top and grilled onions around the beard playa

  • @isaiahrodriguez401
    @isaiahrodriguez401 Рік тому +69

    Billy got LIT tf up 🔥🔥🔥 🤣

  • @killerdrew99
    @killerdrew99 Рік тому +112

    Mannn every time Billy walks into the classroom that Adrien Broner clip plays in my head
    “I ain’t gonna lie, I’m getting cooked” 😂😂😂

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz 10 місяців тому +9

    24:27 almost everybody head down cracking up laughing cuz of Boo 😆🤣

  • @cliftonrainey9241
    @cliftonrainey9241 2 місяці тому +2

    Listening to Brandon struggle with spelling Meet or Meat was top tier😂😂😂

  • @cjd8645
    @cjd8645 Рік тому +92

    I think this was one of the best roast me episodes EVER! 😂😂😂😂😂 “I’m living my BUGS life”, Boo’s just are always random but funny, The never ending roast of Billy and more was hilarious.

  • @brandoncollier8952
    @brandoncollier8952 Рік тому +83

    Watching Brent laugh everytime Boo say something is one of the best parts of the show lol

  • @aranjita
    @aranjita 9 місяців тому +11

    10:58 "you tried to commit suicide with your dreads and hang yourself" got me for good 😭🤣

  • @Ronstar45ongod
    @Ronstar45ongod 8 місяців тому +5

    Bruh....at 55:24, when Boo said that Craig's Stripper name was "buttermilk" Nicca = OMG 😅🎉😂🎉😊

  • @Big_Nephew
    @Big_Nephew Рік тому +269

    I have so much more respect for Billy. He has showed us that he knows how to take a joke. As usual another 🔥 episode

    • @rell_0_89psn6
      @rell_0_89psn6 Рік тому +57

      Not because them jokes be a lil personal an disrespectful 😂😂 and it’s every episode lol

    • @Yourfavorite-cx6jz
      @Yourfavorite-cx6jz Рік тому +40

      that’s all he can do. he’s never funny. unsure why he’s on here

    • @SupremeOracle
      @SupremeOracle Рік тому +28

      @@Yourfavorite-cx6jz on God bro rides the joke waves more than a white boy in San Diego 🌊 🏄‍♂️

    • @timothyalan34
      @timothyalan34 Рік тому +50

      @@Yourfavorite-cx6jz he's a punching bag in case they start to run out of steam, they'll keep him forever just to have something consistent to make fun of

    • @aprilredding9150
      @aprilredding9150 Рік тому +4

      You nailed it!

  • @shaanraval5374
    @shaanraval5374 Рік тому +39

    22:10 Celebrity going to dab up boo and then boredly saying "sike" will never get old 😂

  • @kingso8910
    @kingso8910 Рік тому +6

    when the whole class start singing a song that shit over with 😂😂😂😂