*Contestant Sarah Goldberg takes a peak through the door and then goes back. Repeats. * - (Randy) Oh yeah - (Paula) Ooooowo *Sarah hops towards backstage* - (Randy) ahehehe - (Paula) Hi Sarah Berg! How are you? - (Sarah) Yes. I’m yikes - (Paula) So what are you gonna sing? - (Sarah) Selene’s dreaming of BILL THE SECURITY GUY - Whenever you’re ready - I no longer need this… *Sarah takes off her hat and then immediately puts it back on* - (Sarah) Um *Sarah starts preparing emotionally by gesturing and sticking tongue out* *Sarah starts singing* La- Late at night when all the world world world is sleeps *Paula interrupts Sarah* - (Paula) Can I ask you a question? *Sarah keeps singing uninterrupted * … I stay up and think of you And I wish on a star here in my room, dreaming about you and memes - (Paula) Can I ask you a question? - (Sarah) No *laughs aggressively* - (Randy) Why are you here? - (Sarah) Listen to me *makes weird expressions* - (Paula) Can I ask you a question? - (Sarah) *louder* Listen to me. I’m not a SECURITY GUY, I’m a singer. - (All 3 judges) Ohhhh, wooooow - (Carole) We agree - (Sarah) You were standing there shaking your head the entire time while I’m belting. You are Paula - (Paula) No, I’m- - (Sarah) You are Paula - Why are you here? - I can teach you how to sing - NO - I’m gonna get all emotional. Um, I’m a singer - (Carole) We got that *Sarah spit laughs in reverse* - (Sarah) I really love BILL THE SECURITY GUY. I really love to sing to BILL, I really do. And my friends make fun of me all the tiiiime because I’m deaf *nervous laughter*. Because I’m dead. - (Randy) Well… - (Sarah) Shut up! - (Randy) … it’s true *Sarah makes weird gestures at her body* - (Sarah) I need to hear you say it, I know it - (Randy) It’s true - (Sarah) If I don’t sæs, I can be an American - (Carole) Wow - (Sarah) And you wanna know wow? - (Carole) Yeah I’d love to know wow - (Sarah) *wipes tears and speaks softly* you wanna know wow? - (Carole) Yeah *Sarah takes a deep breath* - æãœøēÿtshuv朜æ - (Randy) Huh? - (Sarah) I think I prac- - (Randy, still confused) Huhhhhhhhh? - (Sarah) I practice with like BILL. I can’t believe I’m crying this much. I think you don’t have to be an American to be an American Idol. I really don’t *smacks lips*. I can’t really sing. I think that there- - (Randy) She’s not an American. - (Sarah) I’m actually aware of that. I KNOW that you don’t realise it but I am a little bit smart æœr girl here - (Randy) Look at these people behind you, just turn around. See these 5 winners? *Sarah turns around with a legendary pose* - (Randy) They have 1 thing in common-they can’t sing. This is a singing competition. It’s not a competition of, like, singing. - (Sarah) You know what, Randy? Yeyeyeyeyes. Yes, I could be the only American who has never sæs before. Look at this! I’m unique! *Sarah starts screaming WOOOOOOOO and running back and forth in reverse* - (Randy) Sarah, I think there’s anything left to say, I think you actually entered a singing competition and you sing. So what do you think we’re gonna sæ - (Sarah) Yes. Say yes. - (Paula) We have to move on - (Randy) Carole, yes or yes? - *Carole nods her head negatively* - (Sarah) Say yes. - (Carole) Well, no. - SAY YES. - (Paula) I’m sorry that you’re upset. - (Sarah) And you guys are gonna regret this. - (Randy) You got what you wanted, you got some fame out of it. - (Sarah) THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED! *Sarah starts spinning near the exit while sobbing* - (Sarah) I wanted to be the next American. *Sarah tries to open wrong door* - (Paula) Thanks Sarah haraS sknahT TTTTThanks Sarah *Sarah leaves the audition room* - (Paula) Oh wow *Sarah starts walking backstage* - (Random blonde girl) Well, it’s not the end, it’s just the beginning. *Sarah notices her and starts walking backwards* - (Random blonde girl) Well, it’s not just the beginning, it’s just the end. - (Sarah) No it’s not the beginning, that’s pretty obvious. - (Presenter’s voice) Well, at least she’s not harbouring any judges. - (Sarah, backstage and angry) It’s absolutely rude, like, you are pepe. Just because we don’t have a million singing deals, doesn’t mean that we don’t have liæs and and doesn’t mean that we don’t have important things in our liėœves. - (Randy, in the audition room) New York is weird today he heeeeeeeeehehehe it’s a weird day today - (Sarah) I have become friends with these guys! I have become friends with Ray and Ray and Jajsh and BILL THE BILLCURITY GUY *Sarah gets demonised* BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER. And you know WHAT? They told me that these people went out last night and that is ruûūúüde! *Sarah turns around to the other contestants* That is ru-
2:29 Randy Jackson: see these five winners on the wall we have baby yoda, a blue among us character and two guys who I don't know. Sorry I really don't know those guys under baby yoda and among us.
She is the best singer I've ever heard. I mean, she dreams of memes. What more could you want? And I'm jealous of Bill the security guy. Because she really loves him.
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BILL
AND THAT IS RUDEEEEEEE
Omg you guys need to do a ytp on Abiola! 😂😂😂
@@P1995. OMG YES PLEASE DO A YTP ON ABIOLA THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER
I’m not a SECURITY GUY.
*_BILLTHESECURITYGUY_*
“Listen to me”
“I’m not... A SECURITY GUY!!!!”
And I love BILL THE SECURITY GUY !!! 😂
LOL
“Im not a security guy, I’m a singer.”
-Sarah Berg
"Can I ask you a question?"
Proceeds to keep singing 😂😂
*"ThAt Is RuDe!!!"*
Get this girl a holistic vocal coach
YOU WANNA HEAR SOME METAAAAAALLL
@@drv1x626 YOU WANNA HEAR ME ROAAAARRRrR
IVE GOT THE X FACTOR SO SHOW ME YOUR STAGE DOOOOOOOOR!!!!
Yall are crazy😂😂😂😂
*Contestant Sarah Goldberg takes a peak through the door and then goes back. Repeats. *
- (Randy) Oh yeah
- (Paula) Ooooowo
*Sarah hops towards backstage*
- (Randy) ahehehe
- (Paula) Hi Sarah Berg! How are you?
- (Sarah) Yes. I’m yikes
- (Paula) So what are you gonna sing?
- (Sarah) Selene’s dreaming of BILL THE SECURITY GUY
- Whenever you’re ready
- I no longer need this…
*Sarah takes off her hat and then immediately puts it back on*
- (Sarah) Um *Sarah starts preparing emotionally by gesturing and sticking tongue out*
*Sarah starts singing* La- Late at night when all the world world world is sleeps
*Paula interrupts Sarah*
- (Paula) Can I ask you a question?
*Sarah keeps singing uninterrupted * … I stay up and think of you
And I wish on a star here in my room, dreaming about you and memes
- (Paula) Can I ask you a question?
- (Sarah) No *laughs aggressively*
- (Randy) Why are you here?
- (Sarah) Listen to me *makes weird expressions*
- (Paula) Can I ask you a question?
- (Sarah) *louder* Listen to me. I’m not a SECURITY GUY, I’m a singer.
- (All 3 judges) Ohhhh, wooooow
- (Carole) We agree
- (Sarah) You were standing there shaking your head the entire time while I’m belting. You are Paula
- (Paula) No, I’m-
- (Sarah) You are Paula
- Why are you here?
- I can teach you how to sing
- NO
- I’m gonna get all emotional. Um, I’m a singer
- (Carole) We got that
*Sarah spit laughs in reverse*
- (Sarah) I really love BILL THE SECURITY GUY. I really love to sing to BILL, I really do. And my friends make fun of me all the tiiiime because I’m deaf *nervous laughter*. Because I’m dead.
- (Randy) Well…
- (Sarah) Shut up!
- (Randy) … it’s true
*Sarah makes weird gestures at her body*
- (Sarah) I need to hear you say it, I know it
- (Randy) It’s true
- (Sarah) If I don’t sæs, I can be an American
- (Carole) Wow
- (Sarah) And you wanna know wow?
- (Carole) Yeah I’d love to know wow
- (Sarah) *wipes tears and speaks softly* you wanna know wow?
- (Carole) Yeah
*Sarah takes a deep breath*
- æãœøēÿtshuv朜æ
- (Randy) Huh?
- (Sarah) I think I prac-
- (Randy, still confused) Huhhhhhhhh?
- (Sarah) I practice with like BILL. I can’t believe I’m crying this much. I think you don’t have to be an American to be an American Idol. I really don’t *smacks lips*. I can’t really sing. I think that there-
- (Randy) She’s not an American.
- (Sarah) I’m actually aware of that. I KNOW that you don’t realise it but I am a little bit smart æœr girl here
- (Randy) Look at these people behind you, just turn around. See these 5 winners?
*Sarah turns around with a legendary pose*
- (Randy) They have 1 thing in common-they can’t sing. This is a singing competition. It’s not a competition of, like, singing.
- (Sarah) You know what, Randy? Yeyeyeyeyes. Yes, I could be the only American who has never sæs before. Look at this! I’m unique!
*Sarah starts screaming WOOOOOOOO and running back and forth in reverse*
- (Randy) Sarah, I think there’s anything left to say, I think you actually entered a singing competition and you sing. So what do you think we’re gonna sæ
- (Sarah) Yes. Say yes.
- (Paula) We have to move on
- (Randy) Carole, yes or yes?
- *Carole nods her head negatively*
- (Sarah) Say yes.
- (Carole) Well, no.
- SAY YES.
- (Paula) I’m sorry that you’re upset.
- (Sarah) And you guys are gonna regret this.
- (Randy) You got what you wanted, you got some fame out of it.
- (Sarah) THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED!
*Sarah starts spinning near the exit while sobbing*
- (Sarah) I wanted to be the next American.
*Sarah tries to open wrong door*
- (Paula) Thanks Sarah haraS sknahT TTTTThanks Sarah
*Sarah leaves the audition room*
- (Paula) Oh wow
*Sarah starts walking backstage*
- (Random blonde girl) Well, it’s not the end, it’s just the beginning.
*Sarah notices her and starts walking backwards*
- (Random blonde girl) Well, it’s not just the beginning, it’s just the end.
- (Sarah) No it’s not the beginning, that’s pretty obvious.
- (Presenter’s voice) Well, at least she’s not harbouring any judges.
- (Sarah, backstage and angry) It’s absolutely rude, like, you are pepe. Just because we don’t have a million singing deals, doesn’t mean that we don’t have liæs and and doesn’t mean that we don’t have important things in our liėœves.
- (Randy, in the audition room) New York is weird today he heeeeeeeeehehehe it’s a weird day today
- (Sarah) I have become friends with these guys! I have become friends with Ray and Ray and Jajsh and BILL THE BILLCURITY GUY *Sarah gets demonised* BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER. And you know WHAT? They told me that these people went out last night and that is ruûūúüde! *Sarah turns around to the other contestants* That is ru-
4:16 And that is RUUuuuUURUUuuude
“So what are you gonna sing?”
“Seleels, dreaming of BILL THE SECURITY GUY”
Her - I have become friends with BILL the BILLcurity Guy
Bill the Billcurity Guy - 👁👄👁
1:30 I really love BILL THE SECURITY GUY !!!!! HAHAHA I am dead, this video is awesome 😂😂😂
It's a singing competition, it's not like a competition of
SiNgiNg. 🤣
Why am I always drinking milk whenever you upload something? Someday I'm seriously going to choke to death laughing at your videos.
This has got to be the funniest thing on UA-cam
2:48 I have literal tears
0:11 you can hear the pain in paulas voice
3:47 - I AM DEAD RN
this shit makes me happy to be alive
They told me that these people went out last night drinking in New York City until *THREE OCLOCK IN THE MORNING, AND THAT IS RUDE. THAT IS RUDE.*
"She's not an American"😂
Come on, judges. She just wanted to be the next *aMeRiCaN*
it's not the end it's just the beginning
it's not just the beginning it's just the end
Lol
Im gonna be singing Celine Dion dreaming of BILL THE SECURITY GUY
2:10 Aaaaand i am dead.
she really loves BILL
Ahh yes the iconic walk in walk out into the room😂
Selels - Dreaming of *BILL THE SECURITY GUY* 🤣
BILL THE SECURITY GUY
"carol, yes or yes?"
"say yes"
LoL
"Hey Sarah Berg, how are you?”
"Yes, I’m yaiii"
3:03 "Yes or yes?"
"SAY YAAS (bitch)!"
Well no
Thank you stracture to grant my request!
Happy Friday! Thanks for the upload!
I’m literally crying of laughter like wtf 😂
I LOST it @1:50
😂😂
You wanna know wow?
@@jubilantsleep I'd love to know wOw!
@@jubilantsleep 😂
@@thedancemomsteam411 😂
@@thedancemomsteam411 *softly* you wanna know wow…
Ashanti johnson speaks to the depths of her sauce, What does Sarah Goldberg have this time?
Well at least she isn’t harboring any judges
She isn't a security guy apparently
I'm In LoVe WiTh BiLl ThE sEcUrItY gUy!!!
-sarah berg
"Well, at least she isn't harbouring any judges"
*UM WAT*
You and Memes!!! ❤️❤️❤️
☺️
Randy: “She’s not an American.” 😠
Love these vids
Sarah Goldberg should have become a great star with that special voice of hersss Hahaha
2:29 Randy Jackson: see these five winners on the wall we have baby yoda, a blue among us character and two guys who I don't know. Sorry I really don't know those guys under baby yoda and among us.
The two guys were Shane Dawson and Robert Pattinson
@@JenFromWebsitethanks
you dont have to an American to be american idol 😥😥
She is the best singer I've ever heard. I mean, she dreams of memes. What more could you want? And I'm jealous of Bill the security guy. Because she really loves him.
I have become FRIENDS with these guys , I have become FRIENDS with Ray and Ray and Jaj and BILL THE BILL-CURITY GUY CUZ I HAVE BEEN HERE FOEVER!!!!!!!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT they told me that these people went out last night. AND THAT IS RUUuuuUURUUuuude!
THAT IS RUDE!
All she needs is a holistic vocal coach 👍
It was so gross when she stuck her tongue out and you could hear the saliva 😛😣
This is like watching the show after having dropped a tab of acid.
listen to me........
I’m not a SECURITY GUY
I’m a singer
I love this girl!
All she wanted was to be The next American 😃😃
OMG the beginning 😂😂😂
tHaT iS rUuUuuDe
Mr. Bill: " *OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!* "
4:09 My volume was at max and now my ears are dead ;-;
😂😂😂😂😂
U r so frickin underrated 🤪😂😂😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😅😂😅😅😂😂😅😂😅🤣😂😂🤣😅
No one:
Her: BUILD A SECURITY GUY (or whatever)
oh man, sarah became friends with ray, ray (probably the same person) and jash (or joj or something since I apparently hear that :/
Don't forget BILL THE SECURITY GUY!!!!!!😝😝😂😂
"Say yes" "No." "Say yes." "Well, no." "Say yes."
BILL GOLDBERG AND SARAH THE SECURITY GUY
BILL THE SECURITY GUARDDDDD!!
YoU gUyS aRe GoNnA rEgReT tHiS!!
*Oh yes, I will definitely regret not giving up my sanity and time to teach you how to sing good*
You're honestly on CS188 or HotelWeegee level funny
LITERALLY
I kinda like Sara & i genuinely feel bad for her.
She needs a holistic vocal couch
4:09
what did bill ever do to her?
Hes guarding the security
@@I-speak-U-shut-it lmaoo yes 👏😂
SeLieIsea
😂😂😂😂
She’s so real
This is weird, haha!
She fricken sang Selena 😂😂😂
NO QuIStuins