An "Oddball" Text Message Women Can't Resist

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  • @namashaggarwal7430
    @namashaggarwal7430 7 років тому +91

    You and your videos are awesome my friend. You are my favorite UA-camr :)

  • @godfatherNYC
    @godfatherNYC 7 років тому +660

    Somewhere some smoking hot chick just got like *79* texts all at once from _different_ guys saying: "Can you keep a secret???"

  • @menteejemplar2591
    @menteejemplar2591 7 років тому +195

    between this guy, alpha m, and based Zeus I've become a beast on my game, thank you

  • @kristian3918
    @kristian3918 4 роки тому +130

    Me: Can u keep a secret?
    Her: I have youtube too
    Me blocks her in every social media and disappear for 100 years

  • @sabera.8662
    @sabera.8662 7 років тому +281

    U: Can u keep a secret?
    HER: Yes.
    U: Me too.

  • @cobratrick96
    @cobratrick96 7 років тому +233

    What if you ask, "can you keep a secret?"
    And she replies, "you're gay?"

    • @Lewsanch
      @Lewsanch 7 років тому +31

      then you can answer her "Yeah, completly, i sleep with 6 guys every night.....so, sorry, you are not my type"

    • @ahennessyyotb3686
      @ahennessyyotb3686 7 років тому +9

      LMFAOOOOOOO IM WEAKKK

    • @TrippAdvice
      @TrippAdvice  7 років тому +207

      When a girl asks you a question with an obvious answer, reply with a sarcastic answer to let her know what a dumb question it is. In this case, you could say, "Yes I am. That's why I'm texting you. Because I like manly looking women."

    • @cobratrick96
      @cobratrick96 7 років тому +11

      Tripp Advice you're the best!!

    • @derrickkelly1134
      @derrickkelly1134 7 років тому +1

      lol

  • @twistedlogic9739
    @twistedlogic9739 7 років тому +99

    Can you keep a secret?
    Yeah
    That's a good skill

  • @user-jp6wf9nj9d
    @user-jp6wf9nj9d 6 років тому +39

    Me: can you keep a secret
    Her: who is this again? Lol
    Me: Good me neither

  • @mahmudsaideen827
    @mahmudsaideen827 7 років тому +230

    Use this guys:
    Hey... can you keep a secret??
    When she says yes, say this:
    I'm invisible and only hot girls can see me...

  • @abeliever4023
    @abeliever4023 4 роки тому +10

    - can u keep a secret?
    ~ no
    - keep me then
    😄😆😅🤣

  • @jaycanales9081
    @jaycanales9081 4 роки тому +28

    Me:Can u keep a secret?
    Her:Yes.
    Me:Apparently so does Victoria.

  • @Tommyometer
    @Tommyometer 4 роки тому +32

    "Can you keep a secret"
    "Yeah, what's up"
    "Nothing much, how are you today?"

  • @lumanate1493
    @lumanate1493 7 років тому +132

    Can you keep a secret?
    I learned this from a video

  • @brbmassage
    @brbmassage 7 років тому +112

    Can you keep a secret? Yeah. I won the lottery a few years back and haven't even touched the money yet. Bam.

    • @MrNinjaone1
      @MrNinjaone1 6 років тому +4

      PS Milspouse lying about money seems kinda creepy

    • @alexjaramillo4339
      @alexjaramillo4339 6 років тому +1

      You wouldn’t even be able to redeem it after 1 year lol

    • @ChristisKing.
      @ChristisKing. 4 роки тому +3

      Great way to attract gold diggers

  • @confidenceformales9293
    @confidenceformales9293 6 років тому +12

    I agree that you should only sends texts to meet up with a girl. But I have discovered that you also need to use it to build comfort before meeting up, especially with girls you meet on Tinder. Gotta have a good text game and not be needy.

  • @ronandunlea
    @ronandunlea 6 років тому +14

    "If you don't even have a number to text" Houston we have a problem. hahahaha

  • @biggrex
    @biggrex 7 років тому +21

    Advice on how NOT to approach this scenario:
    Guy: Can you keep a secret?!
    Girl: Are you sure it is a secret?!
    Guy: If I told you I would have to kill you.
    Result: Girl blocks you, calls the cops, you get dragged out of your home and jail time for harassment, etc.

  • @nwankwocharles1130
    @nwankwocharles1130 4 роки тому +43

    Me: hey can you keep a secret?
    Her: sure what is it
    Me: *sends a picture of her* this girl drives me nuts
    Her: lol how?
    Me: she's got this super sexy funny vibe, mhen do you think I should shoot my shot?
    Her: lol you definitely should
    Me: lol awesome, surprised you're ok with me dating your twin sister
    Her: lol.................wait what!!!???

  • @schuletrip
    @schuletrip 7 років тому +65

    The longest seconds of my life are spent waiting for the Skip Ad button to appear..

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 7 років тому +1

      whatever you do don't install ABP if you wanna keep having fun like that

  • @nerrej
    @nerrej 7 років тому +135

    Can you keep a secret?
    (Whisper) I️ killed mufasa...

  • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu61
    @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu61 7 років тому +34

    Can you keep a secret?
    Yeah
    I just stepped on a grasshopper. It's still alive. What do I do?

  • @johnnykool5083
    @johnnykool5083 7 років тому +113

    Can u keep a secret?
    Yeah
    Every time I poop I think of you

    • @squackersquacker6140
      @squackersquacker6140 7 років тому

      Johnny Kool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sterlingr2671
      @sterlingr2671 7 років тому +1

      It seems like you need a blumkimp or something.

    • @slimtarheel2720
      @slimtarheel2720 6 років тому

      Straight gold 🤣

    • @VBYTP
      @VBYTP 6 років тому +4

      Can u keep a secret?
      Yeah
      Every time I think of you I poop

    • @francobug
      @francobug 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @songvevo123
    @songvevo123 7 років тому +8

    A personal favourite teaser of mine has been:
    "Can you keep a secret?"
    "I only mildly like... " (insert something you two really like)

  • @roisonchadwick5144
    @roisonchadwick5144 7 років тому +9

    Me- Can you keep a secret? Her- yes. Me- secrets my new name. Your welcome

  • @zanderdiaz3624
    @zanderdiaz3624 7 років тому +78

    "hey can you keep a secret?"
    "YA!"
    "I wanna be in you..."

  • @unicornonthecob4302
    @unicornonthecob4302 6 років тому +5

    "Can you keep a secret?"
    "Yes."
    "9/11 was an inside job."
    "That's not a secret."
    "Omg ur right lol."

  • @rickieochako7854
    @rickieochako7854 7 років тому +35

    good i really need to tell you the next time we go out

  • @biggmack915
    @biggmack915 7 років тому +2

    If I used this and she said yes. I'd follow up with "awesome. So what are you doing later?" Or "prove it"

  • @NaturaBreeze
    @NaturaBreeze 3 роки тому +4

    interesting how men have to be all these things (funny, unpredictable, not always available, not needy, confident, busy and successful, strong, wise, educated........)
    a woman just has to smile and look cute and show up :))

    • @TrippAdvice
      @TrippAdvice  3 роки тому +3

      Yeah however not all women can even do that

  • @toneo8385
    @toneo8385 6 років тому +4

    Can you keep a secret?
    Yes.
    I write jokes and keep them to myself. I laugh at them too... never old this to anyone so shhh

  • @megapan2198
    @megapan2198 7 років тому +161

    -Can you keep a secret?
    -Yes
    -Great, I have cancer.

    • @johnhynes5557
      @johnhynes5557 7 років тому +3

      that's actually hilarious !!!:)

    • @simonpetkov6640
      @simonpetkov6640 7 років тому +4

      Mega Pa!n HAHAH 😂😂

    • @sigmundfreud1808
      @sigmundfreud1808 7 років тому +17

      Can you keep a secret?
      yeah babe what is it? 💘
      I just watched a midget put a cucumber up her ass and I liked it

    • @brionnarouse3700
      @brionnarouse3700 7 років тому +1

      Bwahahahahahahaha

    • @boostedone1367
      @boostedone1367 6 років тому +1

      Mega Pa!n hahahaha

  • @AdityaJain26
    @AdityaJain26 3 роки тому +1

    She said no, what to say now😩

  • @kingsambition2179
    @kingsambition2179 6 років тому +3

    Can you keep a secret?
    Um yeah
    I just started and it smells bad 😂

  • @YtsFinest
    @YtsFinest 4 роки тому +2

    Tripp : gives a great advice
    We : makes meme out of it😂

  • @MrRgarcia2010
    @MrRgarcia2010 7 років тому +104

    Good stuff as always Tripp. If I may contribute some texts that's gotten attention: Omg.....guess what just happened; I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend; I just saw/went (insert anchor place/thing/person) and it reminded me of you. I'll just randomly ask a question as well like: red or white (I'll later explain that it's the wine I'll be serving) or 'left or right?' (I'll later saw that my phone's GPS was acting up and made an adventure out of being lost). Yes of course some of these are timing (what if she doesn't respond right away), I'll tease her about being a slow reader or that she can't make life altering executive decisions.
    Just wanted to share with you all.

    • @raysingh448
      @raysingh448 7 років тому +1

      MrRgarcia2010 all solid tips brother !!

    • @muizzibrahim9864
      @muizzibrahim9864 7 років тому

      MrRgarcia2010 can I do it to my classmates

    • @MrRgarcia2010
      @MrRgarcia2010 7 років тому

      Of course, it's just being fun and playful. If you really want a doppelganger, text your classmates - 'Hey guess what I just found out...' or 'Omg I found out something about someone we know' and don't reply. You'll see that the recipient becomes super anxious and will probably keep texting you to find out what's going on. Good luck!

    • @namashaggarwal7430
      @namashaggarwal7430 7 років тому

      yea right, basically we are trying to gain attention of that person. Even, if a girl tries on a guy, there will be same set of reactions. It's not just about gender but about every human living on earth.

    • @williammcarty6873
      @williammcarty6873 7 років тому +4

      dude, you sound pathetic...any girl i know would think that those texts are completely thirsty and retarded.... thats the type of shit she laughs at while she's with some other dude clowning on you while she reads your stupid texts...stop! you need to not giving advice fukboys dont die they multiply😒 sorry buddy

  • @svenlazic
    @svenlazic 6 років тому +10

    I got a good one tell me what you think:
    - can u keep a seacret?
    - yes
    - oh too bad, i was hoping you could tell me some!

    • @abeliever4023
      @abeliever4023 4 роки тому +1

      She can,..
      But that doesn't mean she will.

  • @sheep800
    @sheep800 7 років тому +7

    Tripp, love that first follow-up! But if you've just been on one date with a girl and she's borderline interested/uninterested in a second date, is there a follow up that would help you get that second date? I feel just saying "good" in this scenario would kill the momentum rather than lead to a meet-up

    • @professionalic
      @professionalic 4 роки тому

      Having the same trouble...u got a solution?

  • @giorgi55555
    @giorgi55555 3 роки тому +1

    "Can you keep a secret?
    I got hemorrhoids
    It's killing me"
    Will it work if we just meet twice ?

  • @ethangillese
    @ethangillese 7 років тому +20

    Why don't say something after like "good, it's super secret though so I have to tell you over the phone/FaceTime"

    • @TrippAdvice
      @TrippAdvice  7 років тому +11

      Not bad. A good way to take the conversation to a more personal level.

  • @Kodanz456
    @Kodanz456 4 роки тому +14

    "can you keep a secret"
    "yeah sure"
    "great but I'm still not sure if I can get it off my chest"
    "u okay? Perhaps we can meet up for a drink nearby"
    BAAAAAAMMMMM

  • @mackiemark5149
    @mackiemark5149 4 роки тому +2

    Jesus christ, i messaged an ex this and no joke she replied in a couple seconds. Wow

  • @celtekrider2
    @celtekrider2 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfaoooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 this dude is genius and best comment thread I've ever saw 👏

  • @farhansheikhahmad
    @farhansheikhahmad 7 років тому +24

    can you keep a secret..??
    peter parker is spidernan, and bruce vane is batman 😅

    • @raysingh448
      @raysingh448 7 років тому

      Farhan Sheikh Ahmad that's a good one !

    • @farhansheikhahmad
      @farhansheikhahmad 7 років тому +2

      in india we say.. gangadhar hi SHAKTIMAN hai 😂

    • @felixdacatwitdamac1084
      @felixdacatwitdamac1084 6 років тому +2

      Who is Bruce Vane???!??

    • @TheDestroyer73
      @TheDestroyer73 6 років тому +2

      @@felixdacatwitdamac1084 the indian version of bruce wayne xD

    • @abeliever4023
      @abeliever4023 4 роки тому

      Hhmmm..
      Yes I can,..if I want to.
      But u cant..!
      In Queens, I go by MJ and Gotham, I use Rachael.
      And I'm so telling on u!! (So I guess I dont want this kept...)
      I will delete this before either one of them sees.oh and my real name is ***
      (I guess I wana keep these a secret)

  • @saxonias
    @saxonias 6 років тому +4

    isn't this a little bit childish? :)) "can you keep a secret?"

  • @cesarg4328
    @cesarg4328 5 років тому +2

    "I´m Batman"
    Nothing beats that.

  • @schuey999
    @schuey999 2 роки тому

    Love this channel

  • @constantinenyahada2587
    @constantinenyahada2587 4 роки тому +1

    Wow tripp it worked within an instant you are dope

  • @w3pa
    @w3pa 7 років тому +6

    Wish someone could do something like this but in an Asian setting. I'm in the Philippines and girls here are so into texting and chatting. Mostly the whole day: asking how you are, if you've eaten, etc. It's a different dynamic and culture that probably what works in Western countries might not work here.

    • @kentcanedo4486
      @kentcanedo4486 7 років тому +1

      w3pa get to intense text with her for a consecutive 3 day then just disappear for a day and reappear again and for another 3days pull off again.. do it again and again shell end up chasing you haha

    • @w3pa
      @w3pa 7 років тому +2

      we usually just end up talking about our day, etc. if she's home, what time, etc. Yeah it's a bit boring. Text and chat aren't really the best mediums to connect. But thanks, will try that, what have I got to lose? LOL

    • @kentcanedo4486
      @kentcanedo4486 7 років тому +2

      Yeah that's the spirit dude.. And remember don't be the nice guy. Don't hesitate to be naughty sometimes.. But with the right timing ok? Just be confident, she'll feel that and they love that.. Of course dominate her in a manly way.. Don't be the pleaser guy and the needy guy.. It's a turn off. Very. Just make her think that you are not chasing her.. That's the purpose of pulling away sometime with her.. To make her think you are busy with your craft etc.. She'll be curious with you! Good luck dude

    • @w3pa
      @w3pa 7 років тому +1

      It's kinda working so far. She suddenly messaged me and told me about how she's doing, and for the most part I'm just sending curt responses, like I don't have too much time to write long messages. LOL.

    • @kentcanedo4486
      @kentcanedo4486 7 років тому +1

      w3pa that's my man.. go and check more videos of our friend tripp.. You can add some spice for that.. wish you all the best my friend.. looking forward for some good feed back :)

  • @wanynyc
    @wanynyc 7 років тому +8

    What are you using to film? The quality is better and top notch!

  • @bradleyspinks7922
    @bradleyspinks7922 7 років тому +2

    Great Video as always. Tripp has anyone ever told you that you look like Ioan gruffudd from Fantastic Four

  • @jbb3047
    @jbb3047 4 роки тому +1

    She ask can you buy me some shoes?
    ME: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
    HER: YES
    ME: I WANT A MOTORCYCLE

  • @qcadvocare
    @qcadvocare 2 роки тому +1

    Me: Can you keep a secret?
    She immediately responded with: "yes", followed by "suspense is killing me", and a 😂 emoji. I then responded with "Me too 😘" and then I went radio silent for that day. She texted me the next morning asking me to go out for "coffee." I've been asking her out for years, and she'd always use her children as an excuse. It works, so send the message; what do you really have to lose; shoot your shot!!!

  • @wawaflockaflame1244
    @wawaflockaflame1244 7 років тому +5

    In the day I'm an average joe but at night I'm batman😜🤣

  • @farqaleetfarqaleet8141
    @farqaleetfarqaleet8141 7 років тому +5

    Hey, can you keep a secret?
    I'm batman.

  • @djosefg
    @djosefg 7 років тому +14

    what if, she: "yeah what is it?"
    me: "im actually 50 and virgin but not gay tho. can we meet now so?"

  • @jayhosmer6810
    @jayhosmer6810 2 роки тому

    "Can you keep a secret?"
    I'm an Asshole, but I'm soooo worth it 😄

  • @tonym.587
    @tonym.587 7 років тому +1

    I love the advise, I'm trying to get them interested in me before they watch me play an awesome guitar at one of my gigs.

  • @ultimagineproducts2382
    @ultimagineproducts2382 4 роки тому +1

    question:how to do this in quarantine when you can’t even go out

  • @mwh82108
    @mwh82108 2 роки тому

    soon as you say that its over! 100% fact

  • @juancamiloforero3167
    @juancamiloforero3167 7 років тому +42

    can u keep a secret? My ex used to torture me with abstinence....

    • @calendulematinale
      @calendulematinale 7 років тому +1

      This is a good one I might use it since I have lived through it!

    • @Khampower
      @Khampower 6 років тому

      Can relate.

  • @Charrizard890
    @Charrizard890 6 років тому

    "I am terrible at mini-golf...literally. I am so terrible, I could win at being terrible"

  • @snakeoo7ca
    @snakeoo7ca 7 років тому +1

    omg i guessed what the attraction killer was before he said it. I cry evertim :')

  • @UltimatePokeGamer7
    @UltimatePokeGamer7 5 років тому +1

    What if I say this but I won't be able to meet her for the next two weeks? What do I say then?

  • @iandavis8501
    @iandavis8501 7 років тому +2

    lol i asked on tinder if they can keep a secret, i couldnt remember what to say after that, but i got better responses from hotter girls

  • @rollitup110
    @rollitup110 7 років тому +15

    I actually used this when I was 28 on a married woman..
    "Can you keep a secret?"
    "yes, what's the secret"?
    "me"
    🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @iluvbloxorz
    @iluvbloxorz 5 років тому +4

    And you can also use The Godfather line, text her I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse. When she responds what is that? You ask her on a date or something that is suave , remember being an Alpha is the goal🔥🔥

  • @thomasdelaney9370
    @thomasdelaney9370 5 років тому

    There’s a POINT someplace in our NEAR FUTURE, right?! With your explanation, it’s like one step forward and two steps backward. Geesh

  • @Faithhealer313
    @Faithhealer313 7 років тому +57

    I am batman

  • @SolaireGamingPT
    @SolaireGamingPT 3 роки тому +1

    Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?

  • @Khampower
    @Khampower 6 років тому +1

    And now I’m blocked

  • @alainorozco8032
    @alainorozco8032 4 роки тому +4

    I just sent this to a woman I met yesterday and she responded within a couple of minutes. I got nothing, no secrets. I'm gonna go with something lame and cheesey. Wish me luck.

  • @LSqre
    @LSqre 7 років тому

    I don't need to have a tutorial to be an "oddball" I just pull my idiot act.

  • @YoungLifeEmpire
    @YoungLifeEmpire 7 років тому +53

    I aske if she can keep a secret and she said "No"

    • @sergior8667
      @sergior8667 7 років тому +23

      younglife empire She dont luv u

    • @hamidibrahim7105
      @hamidibrahim7105 7 років тому +2

      Clorox Bleach 😂😂😂

    • @Jesuspaid4oursins
      @Jesuspaid4oursins 7 років тому +5

      Watch the whole video, he literally explained what you do when she says "no".

    • @abeliever4023
      @abeliever4023 4 роки тому

      She might keep u instead

    • @acharich
      @acharich 4 роки тому

      @@Jesuspaid4oursins lol it's funny when it's obvious someone hasn't paid attention / watched the whole video.. 😬

  • @scotth.4604
    @scotth.4604 4 роки тому

    If I got these texts, I would think the girl is needy, Why won't the girl think this about a guy coming up with excuses to text her?

  • @vicerock4
    @vicerock4 7 років тому +2

    I think the follow up "i think i have a crush on you" is weak.....you never want to display emotion or feelings to a girl youve just met, especially if shes hot. we are talking about unpredictability right? Well shes heard that MILLION times before. i find that keeping the girl in mytsery works better. "Can you keep a secret" is a good opener that gets her attention but "i think i have a crush on you" can push her away, or satisfy her pride in knowing "ahh another guy who i have crushing on me" and she will either respond with a smiley face (which is a girls way of not responding directly to something yet tryna be nice) or she wont reply at all.....

  • @mickydarling3006
    @mickydarling3006 7 років тому +1

    great education

  • @iluvbloxorz
    @iluvbloxorz 5 років тому

    This worked , I would screen shot the messages and post it but it will let her know I did it😩🔥🔥🔥

  • @dptv5883
    @dptv5883 7 років тому +3

    She hadn't answered me in like 2 months and I texted her, "Can you keep a secret?" She responded "yeah what's up." I said, "I cheated on my 8th grade spelling test. I needed to get that off my chest.....how was your week"

    • @dptv5883
      @dptv5883 7 років тому +1

      I texted it at 10:18 and she answered the "Can you keep a secret?" part 2 mins later , its now 10:43.

    • @apathak34
      @apathak34 7 років тому +3

      Okay dude what happened next?

    • @PapaSeed
      @PapaSeed 7 років тому +5

      DPTV you guys really don't need girls. Einstein didn't crave girls and he was a living legend.

    • @ShadowCatGambit
      @ShadowCatGambit 6 років тому +1

      Tesla thought a bird loved him. It's not good for men to be alone

    • @HookahStank
      @HookahStank Рік тому

      Yeah but Tesla was also one of the greatest minds the world has ever known. Not a great example. Lol

  • @romeo5k
    @romeo5k Рік тому

    Hey I’ve been talking to this girl for a while we hit it off went out,got physical with each other and everything was going well but then out of nowhere she started being distant and I noticed she wasn’t giving the same energy so I just stopped talking to her completely but I can’t keep her off my mind any advice?

  • @jonathan-py7yd
    @jonathan-py7yd 4 роки тому +2

    but what if i text with a girl meanwhile quarantine

  • @spazniik_gaming3356
    @spazniik_gaming3356 6 років тому +1

    ”can you keep a secret?” her ”Yes” ”Your nosey as fuck”

  • @BagofSands
    @BagofSands 4 роки тому +4

    I miss the old Tripp, straight from the go Tripp
    Chop up the soul Tripp, set on his goals Tripp
    I hate the new Tripp, the bad mood Tripp
    The always rude Tripp, spaz in the news Tripp
    I miss the sweet Tripp, chop up the beats Tripp
    I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Tripp
    See I invented Tripp, it wasn't any Tripps
    And now I look and look around and there's so many Tripps
    I used to love Tripp, I used to love Tripp
    I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Tripp
    What if Tripp made a song about Tripp
    Called "I Miss The Old Tripp, " man that would be so Tripp
    That's all it was Tripp, we still love Tripp
    And I love you like Tripp loves Tripp, hahaha

    • @czacruz4746
      @czacruz4746 Рік тому

      Only Kanye fans understand 🤣

  • @alexeivali1985
    @alexeivali1985 7 років тому +18

    Boys just talk to a girl in person. Don't go for some cheesy pick up line from this guy. You'll feel a lot better and gain more confidence by talking with a girl in person!

    • @toughmunths
      @toughmunths 7 років тому

      Alex Eivali Completely true

    • @russellmcgaffin
      @russellmcgaffin 6 років тому +7

      I think that’s the point. To get the in person meeting.

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 6 років тому +4

      That's why he specifically said that the point of this is to get to her in person

  • @tueva-pw5pm
    @tueva-pw5pm 7 років тому +2

    Or if she airs your message, just move on.. there is 3.5 billion others. No Woman/Man is worth that extra message. Period.

  • @ErikFrankster
    @ErikFrankster 7 років тому +4

    Holy s**t! I tested this and she wrote back to me while I was watching this video. Magic!

  • @build.time.silence.free.6902
    @build.time.silence.free.6902 4 роки тому

    My ex responded with... Huh? In seconds..

  • @ABSallah1
    @ABSallah1 Рік тому

    So will this work on the following situation. I had a crush on this girl in HS when I was just about to graduate. We had a really good summer but nothing ever happened. I texted her occasionally over a few years as I was focused on other things but would always get 1 word answers. Not really sure what she is up to now but I feel like those mistakes made me look unattractive to her. I saw a picture of her by chance the other day and those feelings came back, but I don't want to make the same mistake.

  • @kedrick1700
    @kedrick1700 4 роки тому

    this is disgusting. instead of learning manipulative tricks that do nothing to make you are more enjoyable partner, why don't ya'll work on being someone YOU like. and BAM, now you're likeable.

  • @AbdullahRady
    @AbdullahRady 6 років тому

    - Can you keep a secret?
    - Yes
    - ok 🙄..

  • @elk9414
    @elk9414 7 років тому +15

    Can you keep a secret?
    Sure.
    I've invented a complete gamechanger that allows people and businesses to keep more and more of their own money, instead of having to pay taxes, and yet it still pays for local, state and federal government without any form of taxation period.

    • @TrippAdvice
      @TrippAdvice  7 років тому +7

      That's funny

    • @elk9414
      @elk9414 7 років тому +1

      It also seems to separate the people who have brains from the people who have apparently already either had their lobotomy or have gone zombie with the latter crowd being the ones who just give you a blank stare as if they fail to understand even plain English.
      I'll try it out on the next 100 decent looking women I come across and report back to high command (you) on the results, haha!

    • @unicornonthecob4302
      @unicornonthecob4302 6 років тому

      I'm a poli-sci student and I don't get it. Ha.

    • @loregasmic
      @loregasmic 6 років тому +1

      Can you keep a secret?
      Yes
      Taxation is theft.

    • @unicornonthecob4302
      @unicornonthecob4302 6 років тому

      Chris Lore Yes it is.

  • @victorobi26
    @victorobi26 7 років тому +1

    Lmao this crazy. I used this yesterday before this video came out lolol

  • @manewalew2845
    @manewalew2845 6 років тому +1

    Trip please help me : she said what is it ? What I gonna say now?

  • @Ali44306
    @Ali44306 Рік тому

    Make a video on scrambler technique

  • @jessebradford3900
    @jessebradford3900 3 роки тому +1

    Joe Biden - Can you tell a secret? Her - whaddya mean? Joe - No, no... I mean do you have my secret? Her - im sorry I'm still lost. Joe - I must be out of my mind...I mean I must be on your mind...you know the thing. Her - BLOCKED

  • @BeatlesLoveJamesBond8028
    @BeatlesLoveJamesBond8028 Рік тому

    Me: Can you keep a secret?
    Girl : Yes I can
    Me: I’m a Mafia hit man and my technique is forcing my victims into a pigpen with very hungry hogs
    Girl: I’m hungry do you want to go for a bite to eat
    Me: Sure but no pork

  • @scotchbeer
    @scotchbeer 3 роки тому

    Point of this video is to just be interesting. If you’re boring, she’ll loose interest.

  • @emilijantolmaier8126
    @emilijantolmaier8126 7 років тому

    Follow up's cam also be complemants: you'r so sweet or you so cute.

    • @TrippAdvice
      @TrippAdvice  7 років тому +2

      And then she'll think, you're so...unoriginal.

  • @coryhollywood6021
    @coryhollywood6021 3 роки тому +1

    I have a little crush on you.? Isnt that giving away your power by telling her you like her?

    • @GenXMusicMan
      @GenXMusicMan 2 роки тому +1

      I’ve found that by letting her know you have a crush on her is very effective actually, but better in these words.
      “I’d be lying to you if I said I didn’t have a little crush on you.”
      It’s a more unique way of saying it and it kinda comes outta left field. I’ve had positive reactions to that line from women I was interested in. It’s just a thought…

  • @mohammadusman6309
    @mohammadusman6309 6 років тому

    I did everything verbatim - she said no, fuck off. Am I missing something?

  • @andrewcruz7595
    @andrewcruz7595 4 роки тому +1

    *I mean come on this does'nt work over text first time I'll just say that. I did that and it took her a while to respond back, but realistically I started doing other stuff and then she started to dm me back*