Bro I remember snt made me make my own sonic oc, and even end up writing a fanfiction back in 6th grade. It lead me down a dark path and I ended up getting bullied a lot. Sonic is still cool tho
1:35 the fact that in that scene the words “knuckles the echidna” scroll accross the screen and yet they were still 100% sure he was a dog is super funny to me
Idk what corner of the internet you guys have seen, but in my experience, literally every girl in 2010 simped for Scourge. The TAILS simps he mentioned are what really caught me off guard. I have NEVER seen any Tails simps, and thank god for that lmao
The fact that literally stealing art is more admirable in this day and age than lazily using ai to do it sent me into such a deep existential Dread i think my body actually faded away into nothingness.
I genuinely forgot who Pistol Pete was and I just assumed he was some obscure character from one of the comics or something, and then 11:36 came up and hit me like a truck
i like the idea of the pope or whatever on the other side of the confessional going "yo wtf that's messed up you should go to jail my dude" every time someone said something and this satisfies that curiosity
The Shadow's ultimate lover anon was talking about this on his CFs Instagram. I know him, it's funny people saying "Shadow fangirls" cause that's deadass some gay guy. Speak your truth king, he's estatic about this rn. Interesting fella he is...
I was worried about what people would think if what I submitted was here (which it wasn't), but I honestly think I have nothing to worry about anymore. Also, Wallace dressing as a pastor(?) is just so funny to me.
Okay but the “I love Shadow” confession made me genuinely go through a “wait… _I_ didn’t send that” moment. Fucking, safe for the 8 year old part, because I wasn’t into Sonic media at age 8, everything else lines up. EVERYTHING. Even the childhood cat. This is very scary but at least I’m not the only one with a carnal need for Shadow. Also yeah I’m an adult, fuck you /lh, humans suck and this edgelord has made me smile more than my own birth human has. To the person who sent that, we are BOTH cringe and free! Also, you can have regular Shadow, I’ll take Boom Shadow😂
What's your Instagram? I can direct you to the man himself if you'd like. He's very open about it. Guy was rambling, does not care if it gets out. The only reason he's not being loud and proud in the comment section is cause he doesn't want to ruin the fun.
I was honestly with you (to be clear in a "you do you" way) until you said Boom Shadow. BOOM SHADOW?! Really?! I am genuinely curious as to why you claim HIM over the regular one.
Sometimes I think about how I learned how to play piano by mashing the keys until it sounded like a sonic song. I don’t even know the letters for the keys man 😭😭
10:24 That's news to me because I've always seen Scourge simps all over the internet, but NEVER Tails simps. Like ever, in my entire life. Where are you finding these people??
@@Idkausernamelol69 yeah, I think it is just generally people being frustrated that There is no canon ship for him in the mainline Game canon, so they just have to cope
I onced owned a massive knuckles plushie and during an altercation with my sister I convinced myself I needed a place to hide so I decided to cut the doll open hollow it out and wear it like a suit. I didn't work
I became a Sonic fan from those videos of all the cutscenes stiched together into a movie. Specifically the Sonic Adventure 2 one. It was what was available to me before I had enough money to buy the games myself.
Confession time! (not really a confession, but...ya know...fun story?) Back in ye olden days when I was like..9? Me and my bsf, (who were HUGE Sonic fans), would often roleplay Sonic characters, playing out scenes made up in our heads with the utmost seriousness. Unfortunately, my acting in particular was SO convincing that my parents came and rushed into my room, because they assumed I had an argument and cried. I, to this day, have´nt explained what my bsf and I were doing. (I pretended to be Tails mourning Sonics death btw, my friend sprayed my face with water so it would look like I was crying, we took this VERY seriously) Fun story huh?:)
It’s not a sexual one, but I feel the need to confess. I still write fan fiction… I’m 37 years old! All my family know I spend ages writing but I’m too embarrassed to show them what I write! I even turn the tv off if they arrive when I’m watching sonic videos as they would just think it’s so weird at my age to be into Sonic! I have 3 kids I’m supposed to have grown up by now ffs! Haha😂
I relate to the Shadow anon spiritually. I romantically want this hedgehog so badly. Also extremely want Sonic as well. I want them both at the same time 🤭
4:20 my dad once found an apple (with 2 bites taken out of it) blocking the toilet after a week of it not working properly and until this day no one has fessed up to it
I would watch a lot of Sonic Flips notes as a kid and I remember there was a Maroon 5 - One More Night song edit I would listen to constantly it was like a Shadow X Amy edit video. Very. Uh. Weird.
If this was FNaF confessions, then I’d have Kwite’s confession about being sexually attracted to Springtrap. He’s made it clear on multiple occasions tho, so idk if it is a true confession.
A part of me expected to hear some confessions about Rouge the Bat, but I bet there were too many regular ones that wouldn't make the video interesting enough or that Wallace would've agreed with most of them. Not judging if you do agree with having fantasies about Rouge, Wallace, but a part of me feels like you don't have those kinds of fantasies.
Nah man screw Scourge! I will forever stand by this claim, if Shadow is the ultimate life form then Scourge is the ultimate failure. Home dawg got his ass beat because of instigating and his ass got whipped in prison and the real goat Fiona Fox had to pick his sorry ass up! If anything I’d bring up knuckles, silver, hell Big even before Scourge since at least these peps aren’t flat out boy failures.
bro not even kidding, Sonic fans are a whole another breed of people LMAO the fangirls are on another level tho LOL I may be a 23 yo grown ahh dude but a part of my innocence died today :')
@@XtinaCMV I think having a character tainted for you is just the genuine internet experience XD Dat life size Blaze plush tho 😳 who am I kidding I'm no better than the ones I'm judging 😭 I promise I don't think about having children with Sonic characters tho, not yet at least
@@dounuts665s They can, but it isn't necesarilly the norm, i understand some just like being decent and sometimes it can be a pain in the ass to be compared to the loud minorities ദ്ദി•͈ -•͈)
5:12 just got called out im sorry people it isn’t something my parents would ever approve of if I continue living in this house I’ve barely played video games my entire life I mean…samesies.
I almost spat out my lunch while watching this video when my name came up. I really cannot escape this fandom, huh?
Why would you want to leave? (I'm just kidding, it's perfectly fine if you do want to leave)
You made your mark bro it’s irreversible king
Like Thanos, this outcome was inevitable.
HAHAHAHAHA your impact has been too strong
Bro I remember snt made me make my own sonic oc, and even end up writing a fanfiction back in 6th grade. It lead me down a dark path and I ended up getting bullied a lot. Sonic is still cool tho
1:35 the fact that in that scene the words “knuckles the echidna” scroll accross the screen and yet they were still 100% sure he was a dog is super funny to me
Sonic has dramatically changed the direction of the internet and it's irreversible now
hey its Patrick Wilson from Weezer
@@chaosspider5765 aka the creator of the universe aka middle-aged shaggy on the Weezer (Green Album) album cover
For better or worse. But I’d have it no other way without this blue rat
08:43 we found the real shadow fan of the tweeter takeover
Its them
“Realshadowfan01 asks “shadow, will you marry me””
You know why no one simps for Scourge? Because Scourge sucks. That's the point of his character.
He's great. 10/10.
This
Idk what corner of the internet you guys have seen, but in my experience, literally every girl in 2010 simped for Scourge. The TAILS simps he mentioned are what really caught me off guard. I have NEVER seen any Tails simps, and thank god for that lmao
@@BL8DM8N *not me simping for Infinite after calling Sonic Forces shitty*
No one should simp for Scourge after what he did to Raboot. 💀
8:19 bro really lived and learnt 😭
Granted, Tails is probably the most emotionally stable member of the entire sonic and shadow team.
Shoutout to that one Shadow selfshipper man, you are genuinely so real for that 🙏
👁️
I feel like I was inserted in this video plz help (not bc I like Shadow or anything)
I have a close friend who was obsessed with Shadow, she often did that pose of him with his arms crossed.
The fact that literally stealing art is more admirable in this day and age than lazily using ai to do it sent me into such a deep existential Dread i think my body actually faded away into nothingness.
I genuinely forgot who Pistol Pete was and I just assumed he was some obscure character from one of the comics or something, and then 11:36 came up and hit me like a truck
dude i swear sonic fans can either be the most talented, kind and nice people or
*chris chan*
💀
i like the idea of the pope or whatever on the other side of the confessional going "yo wtf that's messed up you should go to jail my dude" every time someone said something and this satisfies that curiosity
The person being attracted to Shadow is so real tho
watching this in a shared hostel room and trying not to ugly laugh because there is no way to explain that i'm watching sonic confessions rn
Bro I’m surprised there were no foul concessions about Amy, vanilla , sally and especially rouge , those were probably to horrible to put in the vid 😂
The Shadow's ultimate lover anon was talking about this on his CFs Instagram. I know him, it's funny people saying "Shadow fangirls" cause that's deadass some gay guy.
Speak your truth king, he's estatic about this rn. Interesting fella he is...
but how's he gonna have shadow's babies?
@@BL8DM8N He's a trans man
@@BL8DM8N idk if you want me to tell you about the world of mpreg in detail or not....
@@luce6764I am curious but it's probably better for my mental health if I don't ask.
3:20 “you could watch any OLD shadow759”
oh my god that hurt me in the gut
"Old" shot me worse than Shadow the Hedgehog ever could.
That screenshot was from a mobianangel video too 😢
I was worried about what people would think if what I submitted was here (which it wasn't), but I honestly think I have nothing to worry about anymore.
Also, Wallace dressing as a pastor(?) is just so funny to me.
Okay but the “I love Shadow” confession made me genuinely go through a “wait… _I_ didn’t send that” moment.
Fucking, safe for the 8 year old part, because I wasn’t into Sonic media at age 8, everything else lines up. EVERYTHING. Even the childhood cat. This is very scary but at least I’m not the only one with a carnal need for Shadow. Also yeah I’m an adult, fuck you /lh, humans suck and this edgelord has made me smile more than my own birth human has.
To the person who sent that, we are BOTH cringe and free! Also, you can have regular Shadow, I’ll take Boom Shadow😂
What's your Instagram?
I can direct you to the man himself if you'd like. He's very open about it. Guy was rambling, does not care if it gets out. The only reason he's not being loud and proud in the comment section is cause he doesn't want to ruin the fun.
I was honestly with you (to be clear in a "you do you" way) until you said Boom Shadow. BOOM SHADOW?! Really?! I am genuinely curious as to why you claim HIM over the regular one.
@@EggrollRockstarI kind of want to know his insta….
Shadow is great, but... I want to _be_ him...
maybe I just want red eyeliner and to be a broody ahh mf
Bro I haven't watched the Knuckles show so I was expecting Pistol Pete to be another sonic character
How was this WORSE than the other confessions
I ALMOST FORGOT HIS ASS IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS PICTURE AT THE END💀💀
I would absolutely watch a part 2 of this; I’d probably still be howling with laughter from the first one.
Sometimes I think about how I learned how to play piano by mashing the keys until it sounded like a sonic song.
I don’t even know the letters for the keys man 😭😭
Everyone loves shadow. And there will always be a lot of people who want to take it a step further
_all_ hail shadow!
@@caramelldansen2204heroes rise again🔥🔥🔥
10:24 That's news to me because I've always seen Scourge simps all over the internet, but NEVER Tails simps. Like ever, in my entire life. Where are you finding these people??
Oh, they exist, but it is a bit hard to find them on the "safe" side of the internet
Well to be fair there are quite a few characters that people call his girlfriend even tho only _half_ of them were even remotely a thing
@@Idkausernamelol69 yeah, I think it is just generally people being frustrated that There is no canon ship for him in the mainline Game canon, so they just have to cope
@@MrReVersed yeah
I onced owned a massive knuckles plushie and during an altercation with my sister I convinced myself I needed a place to hide so I decided to cut the doll open hollow it out and wear it like a suit. I didn't work
I became a Sonic fan from those videos of all the cutscenes stiched together into a movie. Specifically the Sonic Adventure 2 one. It was what was available to me before I had enough money to buy the games myself.
That was me but with a "cool moments" compilation. That scene at the end of Secret Rings had me *hooked*
Fangirls would stop simping for Scourge when they knew what he did to Raboot. 💀
Like, the Pokemon? MY FAVORITE POKEMON? What did he do to ma boi
@@Super_sonic_scootie I mean the robot bunny girl in the Sonic comics he sa'd her since she thought he was Sonic.
😿 justice for rabbot
Was that Vanilla doll the size of an average human mother?
I'm knew someone would reference the Guptil video when I saw it.
Confession time! (not really a confession, but...ya know...fun story?)
Back in ye olden days when I was like..9? Me and my bsf, (who were HUGE Sonic fans), would often roleplay Sonic characters, playing out scenes made up in our heads with the utmost seriousness. Unfortunately, my acting in particular was SO convincing that my parents came and rushed into my room, because they assumed I had an argument and cried.
I, to this day, have´nt explained what my bsf and I were doing.
(I pretended to be Tails mourning Sonics death btw, my friend sprayed my face with water so it would look like I was crying, we took this VERY seriously)
Fun story huh?:)
8:10 okay in my defense it wasn't the scene alone it was all the jokes made about the scene that made it all click for me
okay, but... SIXTEEN?!
@@caramelldansen2204 i was pretty sheltered I learned late
You have no idea how many memories you awakened when I heard the Harvest Moon music here 3:04
i feel like everyone who loves shadow doesnt lowkey love shadow, i would do anything for that emo hedgehog 🐺
It’s not a sexual one, but I feel the need to confess. I still write fan fiction… I’m 37 years old! All my family know I spend ages writing but I’m too embarrassed to show them what I write! I even turn the tv off if they arrive when I’m watching sonic videos as they would just think it’s so weird at my age to be into Sonic! I have 3 kids I’m supposed to have grown up by now ffs! Haha😂
Petition to start a series of these (it’s just a timeline of ur descent to insanity from the level of cursed in this)
Oh, lord! You have a flower growing out of your eye socket!
I relate to the Shadow anon spiritually. I romantically want this hedgehog so badly. Also extremely want Sonic as well. I want them both at the same time 🤭
I feel so much better for thinking Knuckles was also a hedgehog until I was 11
4:20 my dad once found an apple (with 2 bites taken out of it) blocking the toilet after a week of it not working properly and until this day no one has fessed up to it
Christ please do more of these.
I have so many concessions i need to get off my chest!
I genuinely wonder if ANYBODY else heard the Pistol Pete one and went "...the basketball player?"
I would watch a lot of Sonic Flips notes as a kid and I remember there was a Maroon 5 - One More Night song edit I would listen to constantly it was like a Shadow X Amy edit video. Very. Uh. Weird.
I want more of this like an hour of this
If this was FNaF confessions, then I’d have Kwite’s confession about being sexually attracted to Springtrap. He’s made it clear on multiple occasions tho, so idk if it is a true confession.
A part of me expected to hear some confessions about Rouge the Bat, but I bet there were too many regular ones that wouldn't make the video interesting enough or that Wallace would've agreed with most of them. Not judging if you do agree with having fantasies about Rouge, Wallace, but a part of me feels like you don't have those kinds of fantasies.
i would LOVE to see a part 2
If you make a part 2 I think the feds need to get involved 😂
None of these people are free of sin, not even Charlie Morningstar can help them
Hearing these makes me want to serenade Blase with Universe on Fire.
I came from my friends submission Pls do a part 2 omg 😭😭
Nah man screw Scourge! I will forever stand by this claim, if Shadow is the ultimate life form then Scourge is the ultimate failure. Home dawg got his ass beat because of instigating and his ass got whipped in prison and the real goat Fiona Fox had to pick his sorry ass up! If anything I’d bring up knuckles, silver, hell Big even before Scourge since at least these peps aren’t flat out boy failures.
Yeah we defo need a part 2
And I'm submitting my confession if you do
Holy eff some of these are so unhinged 😂😂😂
bro not even kidding, Sonic fans are a whole another breed of people LMAO the fangirls are on another level tho LOL
I may be a 23 yo grown ahh dude but a part of my innocence died today :')
@@espelhodasconstelacoes I'm never looking at Scourge the same again lol
@@XtinaCMV I think having a character tainted for you is just the genuine internet experience XD
Dat life size Blaze plush tho 😳 who am I kidding I'm no better than the ones I'm judging 😭
I promise I don't think about having children with Sonic characters tho, not yet at least
@@espelhodasconstelacoesTf you mean NOT YET?!
@@castform7 I want Blaze to be the mother of my children
So this is what i choose to watch over dinner. Fml
3:56 labyrinth zone be like:
I didn’t think my confession would make it into the vid lol (I got the Blaze doll)
Bro is deep in the sonic trenches
"I love Shadow The Hedgehog" NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I LOVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG MOREEEEEEE!!!
I wish I knew about this, I wanna post a confession but it kinda needs to be anonymous
This gives me a good idea of how crazy Sonic fans tend to be ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Not all of us are weird
@@dounuts665s They can, but it isn't necesarilly the norm, i understand some just like being decent and sometimes it can be a pain in the ass to be compared to the loud minorities ദ്ദി•͈ -•͈)
PLEASE do another one of these I need to confess 💀
I NEED MORE
Does liking sonadow count as a sin especially with some of that *ahem* spicy art and also loving sonic so much
Part 2 love the sound of that
Where do I enter my confections?
Here's a confession: rouge isn't that hot
I tried Christine Weston Chandler’s Fanta recipe
I'll keep an eye out for the Community posts... got a spicy opinion I must confess.
5:21
Some of y’all can’t be forgiven
i saw kwite in the thumbnail, never clicked so fast in my life
that's oomfie!!
I ain't ever been this early 😂
Like this comment to hear my confession
What
SIR! I AM TRYING TO EAT MY MAGIC SPOON
It is very metallic
WHAT
HELO MEPLEA 1:10 😭😭 I USED TO ANNOY TGE CRAP OUT OF EVEYOEN I KNEW WITH THIS SHIP
1:52 damnn
I’ll start crying rn 3:47
3:56 💀💀
5:12 just got called out im sorry people it isn’t something my parents would ever approve of if I continue living in this house I’ve barely played video games my entire life
I mean…samesies.
what 12:02
You made things so much worse by censoring the word “dying”.
What is wrong with u people? 💀💀
This shit worse than fanfic stories...I'd rather drink lead then to listen to sonic fan confession...
So this is what you mean confessions I thought what we thought of the series
13 views in 60 seconds? Fell off
lol im late to this vid but my confession was the scourge one 😭 i still love him tbh, im actually planning a fem scourge cosplay soon 😳