Coretta Kelly Broadcast - Cyberstan Invasion - Strohmann News

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2025

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  • @ricfr2351
    @ricfr2351 9 місяців тому +145

    Just a fun fact here, in German „Strohmann“ is someone who you can set up for example in legal transactions to cover the original responsibilities. Didn’t know if this was intended here though it’s a funny detail

  • @thecrazy1342
    @thecrazy1342 9 місяців тому +100

    This is now, in fact, real

  • @MrSierra116
    @MrSierra116 9 місяців тому +374

    Billions must dive

  • @Bhethar
    @Bhethar 9 місяців тому +106

    I had friends living in the colonies in Cyberstan! This will not stand! I shall join the Helldivers and seek retribution! Who’s with me?
    *Comment edited by the ministry of truth in line with our strict guidelines on super freedom of speech*

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 9 місяців тому +7

      Security... over here, this one!
      He had friends on Cyberstan...
      The PENAL COLONY of Cyberstan!
      (Hopefully that command don't see that he has a great-uncle there....)

    • @V3R4L1B3RT4S
      @V3R4L1B3RT4S 2 дні тому

      no. you slaughtered the Cyborgs as if they were cattle, and they were merely defending themselves from a tyrannical force thay sought to control their being

  • @TimCeallaigh
    @TimCeallaigh 9 місяців тому +135

    "Gamma Station Control, reading multiple pings below the Orbital Defense Grid."
    "Slipspace rupture detected."
    "Yeah, we're picking up anomalies too."
    " Are you reading this?"
    "Slipspace rupture detected."
    "Multiple Automaton signatures!"
    "They're everywhere!"
    "Oh, this can't be happening!"
    "Must be the whole damn Automaton fleet!"
    "Slipspace rupture detected."
    "SIGNAL LOST"

    • @RAIDENCHEEKS
      @RAIDENCHEEKS 9 місяців тому +12

      Halo moment

    • @adamgill9730
      @adamgill9730 9 місяців тому +2

      Déjà vu

    • @virgiljianu7166
      @virgiljianu7166 9 місяців тому +6

      "Our foe is more devious than we imagined. The Automaton force we had been fighting all this time seems to have been only a vanguard meant to distract us from the main incoming Automaton force. Thankfully, help is imminent. 60% of Super Earth's fleet is on route to Cyberstan from already existing deployments. The first battlegroup should arrive within 48 days."

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 9 місяців тому

      "It must be... magnificent..."
      "To see a planet writhe and scream? To feel it convulse beneath your own feet! Witness it dying with living eyes."
      "In time, perhaps I shall share this with every last living soul in the galaxy..."
      "...until then! [Psychotic heckling]"

    • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
      @MichaelMiller-bs3tz 9 місяців тому +2

      @@virgiljianu7166
      "48 days?! Thats imminent?!"

  • @UndistincTDuck
    @UndistincTDuck 9 місяців тому +110

    it's over

    • @chilicookoff2017
      @chilicookoff2017 9 місяців тому +36

      Yes, for the automatons 😎

    • @whocares435-z9v
      @whocares435-z9v 9 місяців тому +8

      Democracy didn't fail us....we failed Democracy...

    • @bribwan1bribwan135
      @bribwan1bribwan135 9 місяців тому

      One more planet to go and next will be cyberstand

  • @MalfunctioningAndroid
    @MalfunctioningAndroid 9 місяців тому +56

    Sweet liberty!

  • @Ricardo-bf6zj
    @Ricardo-bf6zj 9 місяців тому +22

    This is fleet admiral Harper, we are engaging the enemy.

    • @officer_miller
      @officer_miller 7 місяців тому +1

      did NO ONE get the refrence?

    • @breguera77
      @breguera77 Місяць тому

      Negative Admiral. Form a defensive perimeter around the main cluster

  • @TheMissle
    @TheMissle 9 місяців тому +9

    If cyberstan doesn’t have us fight in a city I will cry

  • @captain-scoobys4233
    @captain-scoobys4233 9 місяців тому +38

    I'm tired of fighting robots granddad. WELL THAT'S TO BAD DAMN BAD KEEP DIVING!! 😂

    • @victuz
      @victuz 9 місяців тому +2

      And remember, if you don't democratically manage the first time, dive, and dive again, and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again...

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 9 місяців тому +2

    I am still orbiting Tibit, watching them rebuilding there.
    No one in command seems to care....
    Their moon is lit up soooo brightly now!

  • @nagiaoe2434
    @nagiaoe2434 9 місяців тому +8

    Total automaton death

  • @metaljohn7675
    @metaljohn7675 9 місяців тому +5

    It's so over now

  • @KayjanSoban
    @KayjanSoban 9 місяців тому +1

    Hold The Line, Helldivers! These self-actuating abominations must not be allowed one set closer to Super Earth! For Democracy! o7

  • @patrik9328
    @patrik9328 7 місяців тому +2

    How did Automatons built such a fleet!?

  • @SinbadNaiver
    @SinbadNaiver 3 місяці тому +1

    In another non-canon story, the Anthropian Marine Corps encountered and fought against the Automatons, they pushed them back, making the automatons forced to detour around another place to go through in a surprise attack.
    The Anthropian Marine Corps were on their way to make first contact with Super Earth to assist them against the Automatons.

  • @SleepyDylan15
    @SleepyDylan15 8 місяців тому +5

    I would like to join the helldivers but am not sure if the Philippines is available to me to join since sony wants us to access the playstation account and cannot play and join the helldivers since am not sure.

    • @emojothejojo
      @emojothejojo 8 місяців тому +3

      The account linking is cancelled, but it's still not available there :(

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 8 місяців тому

      the dev team is working with sony who is working with steam to fix this. it will take a while though.

  • @Bababoy6969
    @Bababoy6969 7 місяців тому +1

    We need city map

  • @henryleest3894
    @henryleest3894 9 місяців тому +1

    I will dive for Superearth

  • @SinbadNaiver
    @SinbadNaiver 3 місяці тому

    I remember this.

  • @teardrop585
    @teardrop585 9 місяців тому

    how did you get this high quality of video i can't find it in game file or google T^T

  • @NEM35IS
    @NEM35IS 9 місяців тому

    *DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE*

  • @Chibwannabe
    @Chibwannabe 9 місяців тому

    Ждём городские карты Киберстана.

  • @swatallen1
    @swatallen1 9 місяців тому

    Real

  • @Whispurer
    @Whispurer 9 місяців тому

    Real

  • @Subz148
    @Subz148 4 місяці тому

    TAB

  • @danieldorn9989
    @danieldorn9989 9 місяців тому +1

    HDM
    HELL DIVES MATTER

  • @Unknownstatus_521
    @Unknownstatus_521 7 місяців тому

    ¡Down with the Super Earth government!
    *(Comment made in Cyberstan)*

  • @Amonginator
    @Amonginator 9 місяців тому

    I don't hate "Democracy" but this is propaganda if I've ever seen one tbh.

  • @RaijinX9Mokuzai
    @RaijinX9Mokuzai 9 місяців тому +1

    Spill Oil Brothers and Sisters.

  • @noone-mz1cd
    @noone-mz1cd 9 місяців тому

    Real

  • @Dagamochujek
    @Dagamochujek 9 місяців тому

    Real