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@@verbatim411411 when they say “ISP can see where you go and sell your data” they actually can’t see (exactly) where you go with HTTPS, they can see the domain (not the path) and some other bits, but a VPN can see the exact same thing.. I agree public networks are generally “unsafe”.. but using your own mobile connection would be much safer and like, can connect from anywhere lmao. VPNs are like bowling shoe vendors for 99% of people.. and the 1% that genuinely need them probably wouldn’t trust them anyway lmao.
Can’t deny the ability to switch regions (and Netflix libraries, etc..) is pretty sweet. but nothing to do with “hackers selling your pornhub history” or whatever they up to lmao
I study agricultural AND I STILL DONT SAY SHIT RIGHT, it’s just easier to say the stupid version that everyone understands than the right one that no one knows-
@@theeleanorshellstrop I am so sorry you have been feeling numb 🙏 have you tried going to therapy, meditating, or anything to help you find color and life back in your life again? I am sending you love and hugs. I also love your username 🍤 🍤 ❤️❤️
Part of me wonders if Noels doing okay. It’s been a tough year for us all, but comparing older videos, he looks a little bit more tired. I hope he feels the love, appreciation and respect we radiate from the comment section. Stay up bruv.
I have a boyfriend but I’m still lonely. I’ve been in the house since COVID started. I’ve started communicating with my cats, I now understand what each of their meows mean and I taught my oldest cat how to drive.
as a person who works in retail, these people are definitely outside. they review their mf chocolate milk right to my face exactly like this. thank god every day that you don't have to work in a grocery store noel ❤️
The Seinfeld impression was on point. I just found this channel, and you, sir, are a comedy genius. I mean, how the fuck are you making Amazon reviews funny? Loving it.
This video reminded me of when I worked at Five Guys a few years ago, a guy deadass cried because we gave him the wrong milkshake. He just told us "it's been so hard, why would you do this?" I will never forget his face all red with tears streaming down. (He wanted a peanut butter milkshake when we gave him a vanilla one by accident during rush hour.)
@@jerseyklaiber1900 On god. In a video with Cody from like 3 years ago he talks about being partially white, in a podcast he said his dad looked Russian (not that he was, just that he looked that way), in another podcast he says his mom was an immigrant, and in a really old podcast that he had on Soundcloud he said he's half-Filipino. It's just that once people started asking about it he played up the joke to mess with people. I don't think he'll ever "reveal" again cuz the answer is already out there and enjoys screwing with us lol
Shoutout the editor for the great music and sound effects choice, especially the Wii Weather Channel Wii Menu theme at the beginning and the melee sounds.
Hey Noel, I’ve never been this early. I’m an actor who lives near you. I’m regularly tested for COVID for BG work. I’m broke as shit, but I’m passionate about cinematic work, and yours is incredible. I’d love the opportunity to read for a part in one of your next skits. I’m 6’1 25 Native American And I’d be stoked to send you my reel. Thanks man. Also while I have your attention, I hate that you and Cody can’t post shit without people in the comments bein like “Mr. Struggle” the jokes played out and almost three years old. Also, idk what you’re goin through, but if it’s existential, I’m with you. Peace
You really just put your resume out here haha, I respect that. Not enough Native American actors out there getting parts, so I wish you luck in your career!
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no
hi
Clorox fire ngl
No
No
Every day he looks more and more like Marlin from Finding Nemo.
i like ur pfp
stop this is too funny
Lmaoo
He's got that "I lost my fish son" vibe
I'm dying
We KNOW
his race?
Ed Crows I don’t think ANYONE knows that, dawg
Yeah🥺, I like your videos thoo
@@edcrows232 no
You’re everywhere and I hate it
Cody and Noel being sponsored by two different VPN's is the biggest drama of the year so far.
but cody and noel promoting vpns in general should be the drama.. they both have technical backgrounds and would know the "benefits" are 95% 🧢
@@brodwilkinson9242 how so?
@@verbatim411411 when they say “ISP can see where you go and sell your data” they actually can’t see (exactly) where you go with HTTPS, they can see the domain (not the path) and some other bits, but a VPN can see the exact same thing..
I agree public networks are generally “unsafe”.. but using your own mobile connection would be much safer and like, can connect from anywhere lmao.
VPNs are like bowling shoe vendors for 99% of people.. and the 1% that genuinely need them probably wouldn’t trust them anyway lmao.
Can’t deny the ability to switch regions (and Netflix libraries, etc..) is pretty sweet.
but nothing to do with “hackers selling your pornhub history” or whatever they up to lmao
Genuine question....which one's better?
i avoided watching this for the past two days because i was afraid of noel roasting me.
Waverly B same lmao
waited 6 days, u better than me
I also waited a few days haaaaaa
A whole week.
Yeah...
Why is Noel’s Seinfeld voice incredible
That's how I searched for this video again lol! I literally typed in "noel miller seinfeld".
it sounds JUST LIKE JERRY
his ajit pai voice is on point too. man's voice acting game's whack
I heard it and immediately went down to the comments
@@3toCoco same lol
Noel with his hood up looks like No Face from Spirited Away
I-💀
don't you mean no race because we have no clue what his ethnicity is
HDHHDHD HE DO LOOK LIKE NO FACE THOUGH-
Y'all need to get outside more
Can't stay in a bathhouse for 12 hours without going crazy, typical mr struggle
cody: try not to cry
noel: YOU ARE LONELY
me: 🥺😭😭😭😭
right like damn lmao
During the holidays too. No remorse
Idk why, but Noel's face just looks like it belongs on a heavily tattooed neck
I CANT UNSEE IT LMAO
Maybe bc everyone says he looks like spooky from on my block 😭
then he'd look like the guy from snake city
lmaooo i think it’s cause he’s got a buzzcut
he would look fine asf with neck tats though 👀
This dude just comes up here having the prettiest eyes ive ever seen. Damn
This man's head shape and hairline are flawless. Gotta admit.
I was thinking that too. The physical embodiment of God.
It's fucking ridiculous
I got triggered at his hairline 😩
his hairline is _too_ straight. it drives me insane, man. i need some shape at least, like at least _a little_ widow's peak or something.
That Seinfeld impression was impressive not gonna lie.
scary accurate
I hope they bring it up on the pod
Damn I just got there
That was really good
it was really very good
me: maybe i’m not depressed and alone
noel: SIKE
he called me tf out 😔
Cody: Express VPN
Noel: Nord VPN
*_*visible confusion*_*
HAHA i was looking for this comment
Whoever pays the most *shrugs*
i was thinking the exact same thing
@eiwil spock
I was thinking the same thing... like a house divided.
Jesus. Leaving a like for that Seinfeld impression alone wtf
@Winifred Mae my favorite is probably Takyon, I love Spread Eagle and I Want It I Need It
ayo mr. ride
“Blur that out, no free brand deals.”
*simultaneously advertising the most quenching substance*
I've been quenched to death!
Wtf was the drink tho I was almost certain someone in here would know I think it's some Big K soda tho frfr
"Y'all are LONELY"
damn noel why do you have to call me out like that...
Right
Very original
Noel: “I used to be an engineer.”
Also Noel: “Hashtags.”
@MR POOPY BUTTHOLE they're called pound signs. I just know because of phone call instructions
I study agricultural AND I STILL DONT SAY SHIT RIGHT, it’s just easier to say the stupid version that everyone understands than the right one that no one knows-
@@chugchug72 EWWW AGRICULTURAL Aeronautical is superior 🙄😎😈
@@boeckado >:0 AAAAAAAA AGRICULTURAL RESEARCH IS IMPORTANT U DEMONS IN AERONAUTICAL
Lol what does that have anything to do with him being an engineer
THE SEINFELD BIT IM CRYING WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE
THE IMPERSONATION WAS SO GOOD AND THE JOKE WAS SO MUCH LIKE SEINFELD 😭
how is no one talking about this
HIS SEINFELD VOICE IS SO FUNNY AND WEIRDLY SPOT ON
this but with those makeup reviews that are like "this lasted through 8 rounds of bondage and bukake"
(okay but like 📝👀 the people wanna know sis)
KATY WHAT
As a retail employee I can confirm everyone is like this now. Everything is pain.
:( my friend always tells me horror stories of working in retail these days
Pharmacy isn’t much better friend. Hold strong. You got it king.
Just finished a Christmas eve shift ... that shit sucks the life out of my soul
@@DMomsFan1 of fuck i am so sorry for you. that sounds like my actual hell
:/ hope it gets better once this shit passes. Wishing y’all well
I love how his hood PROGRESSIVELY begins to envelop his head-
reverse egg laying
whenever i get a little bit *too* happy with myself i just watch noel’s videos
word? I watch his videos to feel something. I be numb
you right
1d & 5sos party in the comments
@@theeleanorshellstrop I am so sorry you have been feeling numb 🙏 have you tried going to therapy, meditating, or anything to help you find color and life back in your life again? I am sending you love and hugs. I also love your username 🍤 🍤 ❤️❤️
Hi cal
the naruto music is just hard enough to hear that i thought i had finally gone insane from watching too much naruto
Right?! It took me a bit to realize.
Thank you so much for this comment because it was driving me crazy trying to figure out where I knew the background music from lmao
Bruh same
HAHAHAHHHAAH same
LMAOOOOO
Part of me wonders if Noels doing okay. It’s been a tough year for us all, but comparing older videos, he looks a little bit more tired. I hope he feels the love, appreciation and respect we radiate from the comment section. Stay up bruv.
I have a boyfriend but I’m still lonely. I’ve been in the house since COVID started. I’ve started communicating with my cats, I now understand what each of their meows mean and I taught my oldest cat how to drive.
Cat's immune to covid. Tell yo cat to go shopping or shoplifting
So that was your cat?? Tell him to use his blinker next time please.
Sounds like you could work at Amy’s bakery
your boyfriend is doing a poor job then
Wait, weren't you on this Dutch tv program? The Christmas edition?
yes i am in fact LONELY
I haven’t even watched the video yet but I feel personally attacked
Noel’s little bit about Aleena sneezing was so funny
My fave part, was special af
Alternative title: Noel getting triggered by people who can lift more than him for 14 minutes straight
Don't forget people taller too
lmao
POV: you were in this video
Noel looks like he just auditioned for the "got milk?" ad. Above his lip it's distracting me.
i cant unsee it now 😭
It’s the clorox
why did you have to point this out... i cant i see it
Great, now I can't unsee it either
Seinfeld impression actually solid, don't worry about it
Haha YES
When
it was so good it freaked me out LMAO
it was quite good
It is so gooodd!!
I’m glad that whenever my self esteem starts to rise Noel is always here to keep me honest
2019 tmg: short kings anthem
2020 tmg: big boys anthem
😂
the look into the camera after he reads 'long nails' has had me on the floor for an hour
“Suitable for all kinds of people... as long as you’re white” could work for a whole lot of things
for instance, the police force
Or part of the proud boys
@@el-ij6zj or the american school system😀
As it should be
You racist bro?
Noel roasts people who didn’t like the equipment he bought for 15 minutes
Oop
title: Y'all are LONELY
me in my bedroom on Christmas eve eating alone while watching this: 👁👄👁
okay
@@broleavemealone3194 ok
I feel attackedt
Me on my birthday sitting alone in my room and crying laughing while watching this 💀
Drop the address im omw
noel wearing his hood as if the teacher just told him to take his hood off and he's salty bout it so he barely took it off
The best is the Naruto soundtrack in the back when he reads the comments
I KNOW bruh I couldn’t tell if it was actually playing or if I was going insane
as a person who works in retail, these people are definitely outside. they review their mf chocolate milk right to my face exactly like this. thank god every day that you don't have to work in a grocery store noel ❤️
“Did your tinder gold expire?” 😂
The less Noel hangs out with Cody the less white he sounds lmao
Where is he even from 😭
@@pnantola7161 nobody knows. Its a great mystery.
some type of latinx I think
@@pnantola7161 canada
noel: y’all lonely
me: *clicks bc i’m lonely*
When you started talking about the photoshopped photos I lost it 😂😂 “his foot isn’t even in the same resolution as the bench”
His boomer voice with the home depot sounding music- *chefs kiss*
its naruto theme music lol
That Seinfeld bit was just... * chef’s kiss * 🤌🏾
So we’re just gonna sit here down in the comments of this video acting like this shit isn’t the equivalent of the Amazon review section......
that seinfeld impression was absolutely insane. when i closed my eyes it sounded just like seinfeld (I am high)
The Seinfeld impression was so on point. You're really good with accents
these innocent people never knew they would get roasted for leaving a review LMAO
that title just SPOKE to me
Same
same
Same
same
No bc Noel needs to let us breathe for two fucking seconds 😭😭 his whole fanbase are masochists 😭😭
holy fuck that seinfeld expression was dead accurate
HIS SEINFELD IMPRESSION OH MY GOD
"as long as you're white" dat shit killed me
Me, a retail employee: homie the dogs are already out not wearing a mask and yelling at us
the Seinfeld inpression SENT ME 11:45
Thx for the time stamp
THE SEINFEILD IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD
That Seinfeld impression was on point
Noel: y’all are lonely
Cody: try not to cry
Me: 👁💧👄💧👁
Its scary how well he does a Seinfeld impression
That's actually a good Seinfeld impression, fucking hilarious. 💀
i cant stop rewatching it lmaooo
@@schwiftynat Lol I had to go back like 5 times lmao.
@@Zeroshiki i did too 😭😭😭
I’ve never even seen one full episode of Seinfeld but I can tell that impression was literally a spot on
his seinfeld impression is actually on point
Thank you for addressing this as soon as I heard it I went to the comments like someone else had to have noticed this
Why is the L capitalized sir? I’m lonely by choice that’s all
not my choice, but okay
He's telling us to hold it?
Puttin the “L” in lonely since ‘93
as opposed to lONELY? lmao
@@rileys.4169 LMFAO I hoped no one noticed ,shame 😭
title: yall are LONELY
me: *no need to call me out like that...like sheesh*
11:46 that is the most accurate impression of Seinfeld I’ve ever heard😂
I’m not lonely. My head lice keeps me company ❤️
Nobody:
Noel’s goofy ass: “HASHTAGS!”
LMAOO
lmao I read this comment at the exact time he said that in the video
The real travesty is the reviewer thinking # is somehow a replacement for lb
@@doubtful_seer Cause it’s a pound sign
This man posted a “Y’all are Lonely” video the same day that UNHhhh posted a lonely episode.
Good timing.
My two personalities coming together to tell me I’m lonely
*Noel:* [tries to do a Philly accent]
*Also Noel:* [ends up doing a light Aussie accent]
Instantly attracted to him lol I love his voice
The Seinfeld impression was on point. I just found this channel, and you, sir, are a comedy genius. I mean, how the fuck are you making Amazon reviews funny? Loving it.
I don't appreciate being called out like this, Noel.
noel just out here flexing on us with his engagement
“No brand deals” proceeds to cover brand with another brand label
ayo this man spotted the joke
re-watching your vids and codys, some reason u guys help my depression. bless u both!
“This is the final boss at a frat” 😂
Alternative title: Noel finds out there's people out there who have NOT been in a relationship since they were 6 years old or sth
“hAsHtAgS?!” omfggggggg no thoughts head empty !
His impression of Seinfeld SCARED MY SOUL
The way he said “BLUE BALLS- 👁👄👁”
That Seinfeld impression was too perfect.
This video reminded me of when I worked at Five Guys a few years ago, a guy deadass cried because we gave him the wrong milkshake. He just told us "it's been so hard, why would you do this?" I will never forget his face all red with tears streaming down.
(He wanted a peanut butter milkshake when we gave him a vanilla one by accident during rush hour.)
I still want an official Noel Miller race reveal.
yo friend me on Discord
I think he’s Filipino but idk
His mom is Filipina and an immigrant, and his dad is white. He’s said it on old podcasts. :)
@@anniedangerface say on god
@@jerseyklaiber1900 On god. In a video with Cody from like 3 years ago he talks about being partially white, in a podcast he said his dad looked Russian (not that he was, just that he looked that way), in another podcast he says his mom was an immigrant, and in a really old podcast that he had on Soundcloud he said he's half-Filipino. It's just that once people started asking about it he played up the joke to mess with people. I don't think he'll ever "reveal" again cuz the answer is already out there and enjoys screwing with us lol
noel saying hashtags was big millennial energy
8:17 that naruto music SLAPS
when noel looked directly into the camera and said "are you good" i really felt that
Ok his Seinfeld impression was almost spot on
Shoutout the editor for the great music and sound effects choice, especially the Wii Weather Channel Wii Menu theme at the beginning and the melee sounds.
are we not gonna mention how fkn good noels seinfeld impression is
the seinfeld impression was soo funny omg
11:47 that was a nice "Noel tries Jerry Seinfeld impression" mr. Jerry Seinfeld
Hey Noel, I’ve never been this early.
I’m an actor who lives near you. I’m regularly tested for COVID for BG work. I’m broke as shit, but I’m passionate about cinematic work, and yours is incredible. I’d love the opportunity to read for a part in one of your next skits.
I’m 6’1
25
Native American
And I’d be stoked to send you my reel.
Thanks man.
Also while I have your attention, I hate that you and Cody can’t post shit without people in the comments bein like “Mr. Struggle” the jokes played out and almost three years old.
Also, idk what you’re goin through, but if it’s existential, I’m with you.
Peace
You really just put your resume out here haha, I respect that. Not enough Native American actors out there getting parts, so I wish you luck in your career!
mahzad@chophouse.tv thats his biz email, send him your resume and reel.
Above 6 feet? Yeah it happening
Is that casting couch thing real or just a meme?
Bruh did the most accurate Seinfeld I’ve ever heard
the seindfield impression was really good actually
Whenever my boyfriend is super depressed, I play your videos to hear him laugh and boost his mood. Thanks Noel for all the content 😋
4:40 I knew as soon as Naruto’s song started playing that this video was gonna be *iconic*
It started way before that but yesss
what song is it please?
@@Nobodyfree213 Bad Situation from the Naruto soundtrack
@@rinaberman7686 thanks sooo much i've been looking for years