Worst Dating Fails - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 5 січ 2022
- Key & Peele navigate dating’s worst moments: pretentious dates, deleting the porn history, and getting to know the darker side of your partner.
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"Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo
That show was my shit
Sucks it wouldn’t fly anymore
Well maybe I like doing charity.
My satire sucks
He said that? That's actually very wise.
Rape us just suprise sex. - Jimmy carr
"Don't be sorry...
Be better..."
Scary words!
I accidentally caught myself saying that to my son during homework time.
I'm a key and peele fanatic
Also a quote in God of War
kratos
Meegan’s “NooOo” gets me every time 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for saying MEEgan & not Megan!😂😂😂
that's my all time favourite
Peele's Meghan is about the best comic acting I've ever seen. The voice & mannerisms & facial expressions are hilarious & amazing; over the top & totally spot-on accurate at the same time. I worked with someone like that
She was my supervisor for about 2 weeks! I couldn't stand how she talked and belittled everyone! She no joke would say don't apologize just do better! 🙄☠️☠️☠️
He's like most of the women seen on the "Fresh and Fit" podcast!
i had a girlfriend with that kind of mannerisms. god such awful times. and i even break up in her house lol.
Hes so good that I sometimes forget hes not an actual woman.
She makes my blood boil so indeed great acting!
The French date skit kills me everytime 😂😂😂💀
I laughed so hard, couldn't breathe
Especially when Jordan tries to repeat the names of the fake French dishes 😅
😂😂😂😂
@@ohhellnaham5445 Is that what the black man getting kneed said ?
Me tooo it was super hilarious
Oh man, you really got me at "how about we call your friend Erica" I'm in tears🤣
Why the fvck is a comedy skit channel have segs bots?
@@Lxchador every popular channel has such bots these days...
So true!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
& out the window he went 😂🥴🤟🏾♥️
Peele is such an incredible actor. His micro-expressions are brilliant and every detail in the way he moves really sells each character.
He lays it on thick, but so damn well.
They're Meaghan bit is exactly what being with a narcissist is like. The gaslighting, projection, control, scapegoating, word salad, confusion. It's ALL there
Their.....not they're
@@johnranallo424 this not a spelling bee.
@@johnranallo424 I correct too, but then stopped. Thank goodness.
Amen.👍🏻
@@tarianna07
Rather be wrong than corrected?
Reminds me of my 4 year old niece 🤣
"He's just a waiterrrrrr" gets me every time
YOUUUUuu... have his back? who does that?!
Meghan is so manipulative 😂
Just superb acting.
Passive-agressive queen.🤣
Awesome acting!
No, really?!
Her gaslighting skills are ✨admirable✨😭
Good spot mate👍
Meghan is like one of the best comedic characters I've ever seen. It's so over the top but so accurate at the same time
They have captured the toxic female form so accurately
I read this in her voice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lies again? Barcelona One USD SGD
"Nno"
"I think we really compliment each other well."
"We just did it, right there."
😂
13:06 She must have meant
We complement each other well
We are well matched with each other
But he understood
We compliment each other
We are flattering each other
- You are brainy.
- And I really like your boobs.
I like how that french skit was 85% gibberish 😂😂😂😂
I’m just surprised it was 15% French words lmao
French speakers: how much of Keegan's dialog was actual French?
@@cambrie7946 i am trilingual i speak French Arabic and English and a bit of Spanish
@@fl_studio1647 well congrats? But that wasn't the question 😅
@@mysticmusical yes i know that realy answers it dont it if you refer to my original comment
That break up scene at the end is gold 😂 Jordan killed it
They didn’t break up though! 😂😂🤣
Andre at the end: "what just happened" 🤣
Who doesss that!?
"So you know what ur problem is Andrew, you keep tabs on people "
It is gold tho
“In your your heart of hearts, you know she doesn’t need that jacket!” - Best Waiter Ever😂😂😂
A waiter who offers tips. 😅
Why does Jordan act like a female so well, that voice and mannerisms are so accurate, like i know this girl!!!
Hes aware of the nuances of voice and facial expression for sure.
@@osawagedk Aware is an understatement; we see guys do impressions all the time (i.e., SNL) but never as eerie as this.
I know her too, and she tells me all about how she can't find the right man.
He acts like an American teen, or one of those American teens that never fully grow into women and still talk like that in their 30s.
Is her name Emily?
I love how the waiter tried to save him lmao
A real bro
Theeeee best! He tried 😅😬
ME TOO 😂
“You’re a controlling, manipulative person, everyone says it.” is just golden
Megan was like my brothers ex. Always storming off for no reason and he would chase her and beg her to return. She did it on holiday abroad, in an area they didn’t know, they got lost and were robbed at gunpoint. The police said it was a well known gang area and couldn’t understand why they were walking there at night. All because she stormed off. They were lucky to be alive. He flew home the next day and never spoke to her again.
Who travels with family and a girlfriend
A happy ending at least!
I had a boyfriend like that. He abandoned me with a flat tire (that he caused by running over a cactus in a temper tantrum) in the middle of the desert in Mexico. I walked and found 4 nice Mexican guys butchering a cow who offered to help me when they finished. They took my tire, the cow, and me into town and got it fixed up, introduced me to their family, and took me back and put my patched tire back on the car, and bid me adieu. 😂 A-hole.
@@cassaleelee I have some questions... firstly how did he abandon you if you were both in the middle of the desert? Did he helicopter away or something? You said you walked, but surely he mustve walked too..? so what you're saying is you both walked in opposite directions... Then my question is why?? Sounds like a mutual choice
Then there's the cow... Why did they take a cow into town AFTER they butchered it? Would make sense if they walked it first, so they don't have to carry it.
Don't even get me started on the cactus lol... Had a temper tantrum so ran over a cactus? That doesn't make sense... Seems like hitting the cactus could've been an accident (which might've occured due to an argument yall was having.)
Your story is more full of holes than your tyre haha! Are you actually Meghan?? Genuine question lol
He should have let her go.
I honestly can't get over how well written these skits are, absolutely brilliant. And the acting is just phenomenal.
I laugh to the point of tears. These guys are so brilliant.
can't believe peele is both a hilarious comedian AND a master of horror. i've been missing out on this show and i highly regret it.
that white jeff black jeff situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He sounds like he has multiple personalities
Why she do that
@@bagglebob9151 who? When?
It's a real thing...struggled with it myself for years😂
You gotta give the man props for remembering who deserves what
The French restaurant scene is gold. I never not laugh watching that one on repeat. 🤣
i'm french and i understand nothing when he speak french ^^
The Meegan skit was everything 😂🤣😅
I can’t imagine how many French waiters have had to put up with boyfriends trying to impress their dates, having told them they “speak French”.
Exactement!!!
They must think they are Bradley Cooper in _Limitless_, as he can actually speak fluent French.
Franch. Speks Franch.
It's usually fun to give a ride to disappointed ex-girlfriend
Muahahahaha the squirt coming off his hair broke me
"But it's your jacket tho"
The best frickin line 😂😂
And the waiter is literally my favourite character I love him so much
The Megan skit was the funniest ever. I laughed so hard my dog got scared and ran off.
You're confusing a straight up horror with comedy.
Reporting you for Animal Abuse.
"How bout we call up your friend, Erica?" LMAO
17:52 Meghan rowing the boat trying to "sort of" get away is comedic genius. It's just so ridiculously unexpected & is hilarious each & every time I see this sketch .
The look they give each other before "Meaghan" runs away and th music has me in stitches ahahah 😆 🤣😂
😂 The French skit killed me. None of the dishes names meant anything in French 😂
Not a thing!!!
Lmao Meeghan is toxicity personified!
I will send this video to them if they start talking about a toxic relationship
I pretty much just go with the flow...and...what. the. f**k. is wrong with you?!?!
Classic.
megan is such a high maintenance chick very controlling, it was funny when andre was trying to break it up :)
I love the way Megan so snidely says, "Theng-yorrr"....
😂😂😂😂 "I'm going to shower in your blood "
15:07 “that was your lipstick on the glass” line gets me everytime 💀💀
I wish a waiter told me “Don’t do it” before I started dating Meegahn.
No therapy can fix me now 😭 lol
You can always get out. It's never too late!
Meghan and Andre are toxic af but it’s so hilarious and I cannot stop watching these sketches
AND Andre? Girl, how is he toxic? For having to suffer Megan? Girl, wtf....
@@NomadUrpagi what you literally saw a guy acts like that and think that's not toxic? Why only blame meghan? Oh I get it you just wanna blame women
@@kittenmimi5326 we have found the real meegan here😏😏😏😏
@@nickpenaranda725 lmaooo yall whack as hell for tryna call that girl the real meegan. Megan is toxic and crazy. Andre is sweet
For some time i forgot megan is actually a dude😂
17:23 "I can't be an asshole. I have arms & legs and a head" 🤣
Meegan used her jacket as a weapon… Brilliantly written
The acting on these sketches are better than most movies out there in hollywood.. not to mention the script itself is top notch
As an unfortunate looking person, the gun to the head is perfectly normal reaction to uncalled for picture taking
Lol…I think everyone looks unfortunate when they’re taken a picture of asleep
I can't take that French scene! Oh my God!!! I cringe with embarrassment for him. Absolutely Hilarious!!!!
I literally can't watch it lol too embarrassing
Yea he got himself in sum deep doodoo
I always wonder if they are really speaking french lol
@@beccf.s.8012 it’s 90% gibberish
@@jayrusty2012 lol I read it in another comment. I was dying of curiosity lol
NEVER ask a man to reveal his biggest fantasy. Let's call your froend Erika...😂
"Wow okay. Its your journey and I respect that." LOL
The Megan skit embodies how toxic relationships can destroy both persons .
Jordan and the actress in the first few skits would’ve been great for a tv show series about relationships
im pretty sure thats Michelle Buteau! she's also a comedian, theres a few videos from her on youtube :)
@@txrizzy3014 It is... I love her. She is so funny. She has a Netflix special.
Until the startling revelation that he's been thinking about her friend Erica like *that* and is thrown from a tall apartment building in a sudden twist ending!
Yes! They have great on-screen chemistry. They, um, pair well.
“She doesn’t need it it’s 87 degrees out”
You know in your heart of hearts she doesn’t need it 👏🏻
But she left her jacket tho
didn’t he say 70 degrees???
I'm French, and the French waiter doesn't speak French at all, I don't understand a word he's saying, and it's meant that way, which makes this skit freakin hilarious. Love those guys.
😂
I thought he spoke French 😂
He just sounds like he does ;) @@bisrat1269
@@bisrat1269not at all 😂 I’m French and I was like wtf?! 😅
oh thank God you said that, because I speak a bit of french and couldn't understand a single word so started wondering if I was like the boyfriend on that date.
Peele's meeghan is genuinely chilling
The way Meeghan hisses "He's just a waiterrrrr" gives me chills every single time. Also the way the character's eyes narrow.
These two are the best when it comes to impersonating other characters
Isn't that all they do...? Acting?
@@CrossFire20001 pretty sure they do more things
Genius. And the chemistry between these two is superior.
Meegan is a evil genius lol
19:31 I don't know why I find Peele's girly pose on the couch so funny that I keep rewatching it.
Honestly, he did AMAZING with Meegan's character! So many small, feminine mannerisms / subtlities / facial expressions he picked up on!
How about we call up your friend Erica hahahaha 😜
Peele as Meghan is dead on. He must have met so many strange chics that he’s got their personalities portrayed so accurately.
The psychology of a toxic relationship depicted right here. He should’ve listened to the waiter! How many of us have used the jacket excuse to hang onto someone not good for us?
Too many! Guilty!
But the thing is they needed their jackets😂😂🤣😂
I was at the mall about 30 minutes ago and Keegan accidently walked right into me and apologizes and I’m like yoooo I know you from Key and Peele!!! I’m a huge fan!!! He was so down to earth and cool haha
Sure dude
Yea right.
same here, he even offered to show me a totally new skit
Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before
Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before
That female costume and voice had me dying 😂
I can't even find the words to describe how good this is. Key and Peele are genius. Thanks for making my day, Im still laughing.
Thank MadTv cupcake. MadTV made them karen. Deal with it🤷♂️🤷
"I think we really complement each other well..." "We just did it right there" LOL!!
I need more meegan series now😭
This skit is scarily accurate with a relationship I once had. For awhile I pitied her behavior hoping our relationship would get better over time. It only got much worse. Later I realized I’m the one with problem for accepting such ridiculous behavior. Never again.
I read a lot of comments similar to yours of other guys who have dated nightmares like Meegan. I'm glad you got out because nobody needs that crap!
Megan is a classical BPD( Borderline Personality Disorder) as was Glen Close in Fatal Attraction ( “… and bring me back the biggest shard so I can slash your neck”, Megan). Megan’s boyfriend is a Keanu Reeves easy going surfer dude.
@@MLMLWThere are a lot of men like that, too. Manipulative controlling and nasty, it’s a human disorder. Run away!
Never say never 😂
Holy shit that last skit. I dated that person. I broke up with her three times and somehow she was able to manipulate me into not breaking up with her in that exact way. I ended up just having to ghost her. She started lying to everybody in our Social Circles about how abusive I was and made up all kinds of crazy stories about how I would hit her and people literally fucking hated me. I could never date anybody after that as soon as she found who I was dating she would make friends with them and lie to them and then eventually manipulate them into worshiping her. She was a master manipulator. I run into people from that Circle occasionally. They always apologize about how mean they were to me after realizing how full of shit she was. She eventually had to move away, as everybody started catching on to her bullshit.
These guys are so talented!!!! I’ve been watching these two for so long. How they aren’t in a hit show boggles my mind. Two comedians that both have impeccable timing and the ability to mimic and create characters on the spot is insanely perfect.
I am a huge fan and wish them both the very best.
Thanks for keeping this old man laughing at a time when there is not much to laugh about.
✌🏻🇺🇸
Jordan peele makes the best movies of this generation, he created get out, us, produced some of candyman and soon to see another amazing movie by him called nope in the summer. lol he is doing well better than being on a "hit show"
And their show ran for a long while I'm just glad they're still doin so much
I have great news for you my dude :)
Maad TV my friend...
Except Joe Biden's Circus!
As a French person, it's very funny to hear strangers imitating the way my language sounds.
😄 perso je ne comprends rien à ce qu'il essaie de dire. Mais dans l'autre sens je ne ferais pas mieux du tout ! 🤣
Mama mia
Guy looking at computer porn LITERALLY spraying sweat out of the top of his head!😂😂😂
I just figured out where that sweating meme came from lol 2:15
I never really found them funny when I was younger but omg Meegan is genius acting by Peele the restaurant scene had me in tears I’m just starting to watch them and it wasn’t as bad as I initially thought
They are are like character magicians. amazing LOL !
Meegan gives me ANXIETY
"But it's your jacket, though..."
Whatever! I’m over it 😂
Meehan!!!!!
Oh man Meegan still gives me the shivers
Me: Lemme rewatch these sketches, tho I'm pretty sure I've watched all of them
Me couple minutes in: oh crap, there's skits I deadass ain't watched before, yaay!
deadass bro?????
I just love Key & Peele skits so much. I could rewatch it over and over again.
The french date always gets me 😂😂😂
Moral of the story: don’t ever date 🤣
This compilation is one big PSA on why one should not date
Facts
Its not like I have an option
@@lelouchvibritannia6270 I mean you do actually.
@@lelouchvibritannia6270 Why would you not have an option!? Is someone forcing you!? Lol What the duce, oddest response ever.
Key’s French accent is really good!
"He's just a waiter"
man
i really hope people with this mindset end up worse off than those waiters
Megen is so mean but just can't help to be attracted to her😂😂😂😂
Leave the house once and a while sis
@@beewit2es1 loool 🤣
Braaaaa lol🤣🤣🤣🤣 u wild
Dude, wtf
Wtf...
These guys are like the Laurel and Hardy of our time they're so underrated I don't know why they're not all over the place
Gaslight In the last skit lol 😂 watch out for those narcissistic type
22:06 I was laughing and having a good time watching these, but this part is literally making me cry. This is EXACTLY my ex, which we were together for almost 6-7 years, lot’s of break ups in the middle though. It feels weird that the things that sounds ridiculous and absurd to the point that it’s considered comedy to others was literally my love life for years and years =)) thank god I came to my senses…
Same man same, glad you got out too 🙏🏼
I think it's like common place at this point sadly , I'm terrified to date again
Oh the no-first-date-to-Cheesecake-Factory syndrome
You're not alone. Been there I'm just happy for others when they finally get out, and always hope they do!
Same😅
I can’t get enough about the French date . Damnnnn that’s one of the best 😂😂
We need more Meegan sketches
Omg! Who saaaays that?!
I can't believe he got to finish saying "Erika"😄😄😄
Unbelievably amazing lightning-fast code switching in the Black Jeff/white Jeff skit… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Megan skit undoubtedly is the best portyal of devastation of men in hands of women.
“Do I look like Mad Max in here? Then wtf is water a rare commodity here?” 💀
Love the meegan "break up" 🤣 I swear to god I have seen women like this a few times 4 real lol
😂
I mean it wasnt her who started it all it was the dude being weird
I love key and Peele so much man. I love them with my whole heart. They're brilliant.
Poor black and white Jeff. Lol he's trying so hard to please his date.
Omg. Was waiting for the French restaurant scene from some of the comments. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.. HELP.
It is hilarious!
💀😂
When a woman starts a convo with “ Can I ask you a question?” Get ready 😂 I do this to my boyfriend all the time and he knows 😂😂😂
Why do you do that? Lol just ask him the question
@@youngveezy123 To make him sweat 😅 Lmaooo 😂😂
@@Gigi-rg7xy thats toxic femininity
@@youngveezy123 Lmaooo! Get over yourself hunny. You know shit about my personal relationship to judge me.
@@Gigi-rg7xy never asked about your personal life.. just said, playing games with a man like that is toxic femininity
I can rewatch the French one over and over again and I’ll stay cracking up 😭😭😭😭
It was your lipstick on the glass 😂
i just noticed after watching these millions of times that you can actually se very well in the first sketch the pipes of water in keey's hair lol
I did not see them but it was too funny
It is funny how Key and Peele does not crack up while exchanging dialogues 😂
2:48 how the heck even the sweat spraying out from his head lmao
The No at 17:10 was so spot on and perfectly wound up 🤣
7:46 lol my girl makes the same exact face when she's excited about the specials at restaurants😂
Adorable 🥰
Aww
I dated some one like that, passive aggressive all the time. One day she was in love with me, the next day she did not know and then she wanted to text all the time and then not wanting to text. Went through that crap for 2 years, I realized the only way to get her out of life was to cut off all communication with her and when I did that she had the nerve to complain about me sending her mixed signals ( in a text of course) did not reply and she has not contacted me since.
The woman in the second sketch must make some AMAZING scrambled eggs
Jordan needs to bring Megan into one of his horror movies!! 😅