Worst Dating Fails - Key & Peele

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  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +9599

    "Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo

  • @bobscratchett5346
    @bobscratchett5346 2 роки тому +425

    Megan was like my brothers ex. Always storming off for no reason and he would chase her and beg her to return. She did it on holiday abroad, in an area they didn’t know, they got lost and were robbed at gunpoint. The police said it was a well known gang area and couldn’t understand why they were walking there at night. All because she stormed off. They were lucky to be alive. He flew home the next day and never spoke to her again.

    • @Alexis_005
      @Alexis_005 11 місяців тому +13

      Who travels with family and a girlfriend

    • @JosephSchneider26
      @JosephSchneider26 11 місяців тому +19

      A happy ending at least!

    • @cassaleelee
      @cassaleelee 10 місяців тому +26

      I had a boyfriend like that. He abandoned me with a flat tire (that he caused by running over a cactus in a temper tantrum) in the middle of the desert in Mexico. I walked and found 4 nice Mexican guys butchering a cow who offered to help me when they finished. They took my tire, the cow, and me into town and got it fixed up, introduced me to their family, and took me back and put my patched tire back on the car, and bid me adieu. 😂 A-hole.

    • @HumanBeing-zh1rf
      @HumanBeing-zh1rf 9 місяців тому +19

      @@cassaleelee I have some questions... firstly how did he abandon you if you were both in the middle of the desert? Did he helicopter away or something? You said you walked, but surely he mustve walked too..? so what you're saying is you both walked in opposite directions... Then my question is why?? Sounds like a mutual choice
      Then there's the cow... Why did they take a cow into town AFTER they butchered it? Would make sense if they walked it first, so they don't have to carry it.
      Don't even get me started on the cactus lol... Had a temper tantrum so ran over a cactus? That doesn't make sense... Seems like hitting the cactus could've been an accident (which might've occured due to an argument yall was having.)
      Your story is more full of holes than your tyre haha! Are you actually Meghan?? Genuine question lol

    • @AmericaLives-r2m
      @AmericaLives-r2m 8 місяців тому

      He should have let her go.

  • @DanPleaser
    @DanPleaser 2 роки тому +1164

    "Don't be sorry...
    Be better..."
    Scary words!

    • @donnlim6927
      @donnlim6927 2 роки тому +15

      Also a quote in God of War

    • @Agent-KD6-3.7
      @Agent-KD6-3.7 7 місяців тому +4

      kratos

    • @marieantoinette1091
      @marieantoinette1091 5 місяців тому +4

      My soon to be ex husband says that to me a lot, makes me flinch

    • @bunille
      @bunille 3 місяці тому +2

      Classic "do better" abusive iceberg.

  • @some__random8877
    @some__random8877 Рік тому +806

    Peele is such an incredible actor. His micro-expressions are brilliant and every detail in the way he moves really sells each character.

    • @hornox4life
      @hornox4life 9 місяців тому +4

      He lays it on thick, but so damn well.

  • @ErinGtruthteller
    @ErinGtruthteller Рік тому +1424

    They're Meaghan bit is exactly what being with a narcissist is like. The gaslighting, projection, control, scapegoating, word salad, confusion. It's ALL there

    • @johnranallo424
      @johnranallo424 Рік тому +48

      Their.....not they're

    • @tarianna07
      @tarianna07 Рік тому +41

      @@johnranallo424 this not a spelling bee.

    • @lindabooker3512
      @lindabooker3512 Рік тому +8

      @@johnranallo424 I correct too, but then stopped. Thank goodness.

    • @elmirasmiscellaneous1129
      @elmirasmiscellaneous1129 Рік тому +1

      Amen.👍🏻

    • @Goreuncle
      @Goreuncle Рік тому +31

      @@tarianna07
      Rather be wrong than corrected?
      Reminds me of my 4 year old niece 🤣

  • @plushtoyorgy6664
    @plushtoyorgy6664 2 роки тому +2934

    Peele's Meghan is about the best comic acting I've ever seen. The voice & mannerisms & facial expressions are hilarious & amazing; over the top & totally spot-on accurate at the same time. I worked with someone like that

    • @jonihoppe6593
      @jonihoppe6593 2 роки тому +62

      She was my supervisor for about 2 weeks! I couldn't stand how she talked and belittled everyone! She no joke would say don't apologize just do better! 🙄☠️☠️☠️

    • @CousinCreepy
      @CousinCreepy 2 роки тому +17

      He's like most of the women seen on the "Fresh and Fit" podcast!

    • @SpaceGuerilla
      @SpaceGuerilla 2 роки тому +23

      i had a girlfriend with that kind of mannerisms. god such awful times. and i even break up in her house lol.

    • @OZYMANDI4S
      @OZYMANDI4S 2 роки тому +48

      Hes so good that I sometimes forget hes not an actual woman.

    • @aiai-j7i
      @aiai-j7i 2 роки тому +10

      She makes my blood boil so indeed great acting!

  • @jhbonarius
    @jhbonarius 2 роки тому +2428

    Oh man, you really got me at "how about we call your friend Erica" I'm in tears🤣

    • @Viernes-l9g
      @Viernes-l9g 2 роки тому +21

      Why the fvck is a comedy skit channel have segs bots?

    • @jhbonarius
      @jhbonarius 2 роки тому +24

      @@Viernes-l9g every popular channel has such bots these days...

    • @Barit0nist
      @Barit0nist 2 роки тому +2

      So true!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrSpacelyy12
      @MrSpacelyy12 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @crystalserrant5915
      @crystalserrant5915 2 роки тому +12

      & out the window he went 😂🥴🤟🏾♥️

  • @ashleystafford4600
    @ashleystafford4600 2 роки тому +823

    Meegan’s “NooOo” gets me every time 😂

    • @A_T__
      @A_T__ 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theenergyalchemist6206
      @theenergyalchemist6206 Рік тому +11

      Thank you for saying MEEgan & not Megan!😂😂😂

    • @dinganitapela838
      @dinganitapela838 7 місяців тому

      that's my all time favourite

  • @Mrs_Canary
    @Mrs_Canary 2 роки тому +5071

    The French date skit kills me everytime 😂😂😂💀

    • @notapm
      @notapm 2 роки тому +90

      I laughed so hard, couldn't breathe

    • @RIJU9285
      @RIJU9285 2 роки тому +194

      Especially when Jordan tries to repeat the names of the fake French dishes 😅

    • @WhereisYunoGasai
      @WhereisYunoGasai 2 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @queenmoreme2535
      @queenmoreme2535 2 роки тому +11

      Me tooo it was super hilarious

    • @Startupsandsushi
      @Startupsandsushi 2 роки тому +3

      Best!

  • @jessewehner7564
    @jessewehner7564 2 роки тому +1081

    Meghan is like one of the best comedic characters I've ever seen. It's so over the top but so accurate at the same time

    • @cheeseontoastbrah
      @cheeseontoastbrah Рік тому +24

      They have captured the toxic female form so accurately

    • @cici5060
      @cici5060 Рік тому +7

      I read this in her voice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 10 місяців тому

      Lies again? Barcelona One USD SGD

    • @bhehn
      @bhehn 7 місяців тому +1

      "Nno"

    • @horusreloaded6387
      @horusreloaded6387 6 місяців тому +6

      Dunno, I think it is more of a horror bit than comedy; too accurate, too sad, too scary

  • @howdy111
    @howdy111 2 роки тому +3647

    Meghan is so manipulative 😂
    Just superb acting.

  • @micahisonYT
    @micahisonYT Рік тому +173

    “You’re a controlling, manipulative person, everyone says it.” is just golden

  • @angeldevilbrea
    @angeldevilbrea 2 роки тому +843

    "He's just a waiterrrrrr" gets me every time

    • @JFMuni
      @JFMuni 2 роки тому +34

      YOUUUUuu... have his back? who does that?!

    • @NathanBanks-xe8rw
      @NathanBanks-xe8rw 4 місяці тому +2

      that was dark.

  • @ashleymistletoe
    @ashleymistletoe 2 роки тому +313

    "I think we really compliment each other well."
    "We just did it, right there."
    😂

    • @Thanasis_Koligliatis
      @Thanasis_Koligliatis 9 місяців тому +9

      13:06 She must have meant
      We complement each other well
      We are well matched with each other
      But he understood
      We compliment each other
      We are flattering each other

    • @Thanasis_Koligliatis
      @Thanasis_Koligliatis 9 місяців тому

      - You are brainy.
      - And I really like your boobs.

  • @changetocome100
    @changetocome100 2 роки тому +3031

    Why does Jordan act like a female so well, that voice and mannerisms are so accurate, like i know this girl!!!

    • @osawagedk
      @osawagedk 2 роки тому +130

      Hes aware of the nuances of voice and facial expression for sure.

    • @changetocome100
      @changetocome100 2 роки тому +109

      @@osawagedk Aware is an understatement; we see guys do impressions all the time (i.e., SNL) but never as eerie as this.

    • @lynnpayne9519
      @lynnpayne9519 2 роки тому +61

      I know her too, and she tells me all about how she can't find the right man.

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare 2 роки тому +59

      He acts like an American teen, or one of those American teens that never fully grow into women and still talk like that in their 30s.

    • @anonymoustree2182
      @anonymoustree2182 2 роки тому +15

      Is her name Emily?

  • @elephant_888
    @elephant_888 2 роки тому +370

    “In your your heart of hearts, you know she doesn’t need that jacket!” - Best Waiter Ever😂😂😂

    • @ErickG
      @ErickG 9 місяців тому +18

      A waiter who offers tips. 😅

    • @exiszentriker2952
      @exiszentriker2952 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@ErickG 😂😂

    • @fatrobdouble
      @fatrobdouble 5 місяців тому +5

      When that waiter tries to save Andre, it makes my heart swell with misplaced gratitude.

  • @lune78
    @lune78 2 роки тому +481

    I honestly can't get over how well written these skits are, absolutely brilliant. And the acting is just phenomenal.

    • @lauragwillim1055
      @lauragwillim1055 2 роки тому +5

      I laugh to the point of tears. These guys are so brilliant.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 2 роки тому +7

      can't believe peele is both a hilarious comedian AND a master of horror. i've been missing out on this show and i highly regret it.

  • @Ms.Anonymous
    @Ms.Anonymous 2 роки тому +110

    "But it's your jacket tho"
    The best frickin line 😂😂
    And the waiter is literally my favourite character I love him so much

  • @sixohtwo12
    @sixohtwo12 2 роки тому +936

    That break up scene at the end is gold 😂 Jordan killed it

    • @Skrymik
      @Skrymik 2 роки тому +18

      They didn’t break up though! 😂😂🤣

    • @Anita-tl7hn
      @Anita-tl7hn 2 роки тому +17

      Andre at the end: "what just happened" 🤣

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 2 роки тому +4

      Who doesss that!?

    • @nAme-gx6uh
      @nAme-gx6uh 2 роки тому +7

      "So you know what ur problem is Andrew, you keep tabs on people "

    • @nAme-gx6uh
      @nAme-gx6uh 2 роки тому +2

      It is gold tho

  • @sirbolero
    @sirbolero 2 роки тому +129

    The acting on these sketches are better than most movies out there in hollywood.. not to mention the script itself is top notch

  • @akumaisreal2090
    @akumaisreal2090 2 роки тому +1072

    I love how the waiter tried to save him lmao

  • @kellyasp52
    @kellyasp52 2 роки тому +76

    Genius. And the chemistry between these two is superior.

  • @fl_studio1647
    @fl_studio1647 2 роки тому +3324

    I like how that french skit was 85% gibberish 😂😂😂😂

    • @oldthug7624
      @oldthug7624 2 роки тому +226

      I’m just surprised it was 15% French words lmao

    • @cambrie7946
      @cambrie7946 2 роки тому +74

      French speakers: how much of Keegan's dialog was actual French?

    • @fl_studio1647
      @fl_studio1647 2 роки тому +18

      @@cambrie7946 i am trilingual i speak French Arabic and English and a bit of Spanish

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell 2 роки тому +272

      @@fl_studio1647 well congrats? But that wasn't the question 😅

    • @fl_studio1647
      @fl_studio1647 2 роки тому +40

      @@BlissfulBluebell yes i know that realy answers it dont it if you refer to my original comment

  • @tameshaterrell7110
    @tameshaterrell7110 2 роки тому +271

    The Megan skit was the funniest ever. I laughed so hard my dog got scared and ran off.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 2 роки тому +5

      You're confusing a straight up horror with comedy.

    • @Mr.Gibbles
      @Mr.Gibbles Рік тому

      Reporting you for Animal Abuse.

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 2 роки тому +825

    I can’t imagine how many French waiters have had to put up with boyfriends trying to impress their dates, having told them they “speak French”.

    • @heavenlyprecog23
      @heavenlyprecog23 2 роки тому +17

      Exactement!!!

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 2 роки тому +17

      They must think they are Bradley Cooper in _Limitless_, as he can actually speak fluent French.

    • @BlueLatte-f3f
      @BlueLatte-f3f 2 роки тому +6

      Franch. Speks Franch.

    • @lidenbrockdecouverte538
      @lidenbrockdecouverte538 2 роки тому +4

      It's usually fun to give a ride to disappointed ex-girlfriend

  • @myeahonline
    @myeahonline 2 роки тому +649

    Meghan and Andre are toxic af but it’s so hilarious and I cannot stop watching these sketches

    • @NomadUrpagi
      @NomadUrpagi 2 роки тому +23

      AND Andre? Girl, how is he toxic? For having to suffer Megan? Girl, wtf....

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 2 роки тому +9

      @@NomadUrpagi what you literally saw a guy acts like that and think that's not toxic? Why only blame meghan? Oh I get it you just wanna blame women

    • @nickpenaranda725
      @nickpenaranda725 Рік тому +50

      @@kittenmimi5326 we have found the real meegan here😏😏😏😏

    • @zerne1
      @zerne1 Рік тому +4

      @@nickpenaranda725 lmaooo yall whack as hell for tryna call that girl the real meegan. Megan is toxic and crazy. Andre is sweet

    • @Esothemeso
      @Esothemeso Рік тому +4

      For some time i forgot megan is actually a dude😂

  • @willian8086
    @willian8086 2 роки тому +429

    that white jeff black jeff situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @schempgirl1
      @schempgirl1 2 роки тому +28

      He sounds like he has multiple personalities

    • @wtichery
      @wtichery 2 роки тому +9

      Why she do that

    • @wtichery
      @wtichery 2 роки тому

      @@bagglebob9151 who? When?

    • @RaneBoDasch
      @RaneBoDasch 2 роки тому +10

      It's a real thing...struggled with it myself for years😂

    • @Matthew-qq9nx
      @Matthew-qq9nx 7 місяців тому +3

      You gotta give the man props for remembering who deserves what

  • @Maheatea
    @Maheatea 2 роки тому +171

    😂 The French skit killed me. None of the dishes names meant anything in French 😂

  • @DeviantMotives
    @DeviantMotives 2 роки тому +253

    The Meegan skit was everything 😂🤣😅

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 2 роки тому +40

    Meegan used her jacket as a weapon… Brilliantly written

  • @nah2341
    @nah2341 2 роки тому +337

    The French restaurant scene is gold. I never not laugh watching that one on repeat. 🤣

    • @Anevrisme
      @Anevrisme 8 місяців тому +3

      i'm french and i understand nothing when he speak french ^^

    • @natv55
      @natv55 5 місяців тому

      I literally cringe every time 😂 😅 I can barely watch the screen when he's attempting to speak

  • @deaththekid2714
    @deaththekid2714 Рік тому +53

    15:07 “that was your lipstick on the glass” line gets me everytime 💀💀

  • @Bobbytheman98
    @Bobbytheman98 2 роки тому +364

    Jordan and the actress in the first few skits would’ve been great for a tv show series about relationships

    • @txrizzy3014
      @txrizzy3014 2 роки тому +33

      im pretty sure thats Michelle Buteau! she's also a comedian, theres a few videos from her on youtube :)

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 2 роки тому +20

      @@txrizzy3014 It is... I love her. She is so funny. She has a Netflix special.

    • @jjdahling
      @jjdahling 2 роки тому +9

      Until the startling revelation that he's been thinking about her friend Erica like *that* and is thrown from a tall apartment building in a sudden twist ending!

    • @campbell1446
      @campbell1446 2 роки тому +5

      Yes! They have great on-screen chemistry. They, um, pair well.

  • @fatimaguilford8645
    @fatimaguilford8645 2 роки тому +86

    As an unfortunate looking person, the gun to the head is perfectly normal reaction to uncalled for picture taking

    • @AkireMaru
      @AkireMaru Рік тому +3

      Lol…I think everyone looks unfortunate when they’re taken a picture of asleep

  • @troublesome1101
    @troublesome1101 2 роки тому +115

    The look they give each other before "Meaghan" runs away and th music has me in stitches ahahah 😆 🤣😂

  • @articulatedelivery5662
    @articulatedelivery5662 2 роки тому +174

    This skit is scarily accurate with a relationship I once had. For awhile I pitied her behavior hoping our relationship would get better over time. It only got much worse. Later I realized I’m the one with problem for accepting such ridiculous behavior. Never again.

    • @MLMLW
      @MLMLW 2 роки тому +14

      I read a lot of comments similar to yours of other guys who have dated nightmares like Meegan. I'm glad you got out because nobody needs that crap!

    • @tompagano9015
      @tompagano9015 Рік тому +1

      Megan is a classical BPD( Borderline Personality Disorder) as was Glen Close in Fatal Attraction ( “… and bring me back the biggest shard so I can slash your neck”, Megan). Megan’s boyfriend is a Keanu Reeves easy going surfer dude.

    • @lede1810
      @lede1810 Рік тому

      @@MLMLWThere are a lot of men like that, too. Manipulative controlling and nasty, it’s a human disorder. Run away!

    • @galaxiax3284
      @galaxiax3284 Рік тому +1

      Never say never 😂

    • @Dr.Tinkerpaw
      @Dr.Tinkerpaw Рік тому +5

      Holy shit that last skit. I dated that person. I broke up with her three times and somehow she was able to manipulate me into not breaking up with her in that exact way. I ended up just having to ghost her. She started lying to everybody in our Social Circles about how abusive I was and made up all kinds of crazy stories about how I would hit her and people literally fucking hated me. I could never date anybody after that as soon as she found who I was dating she would make friends with them and lie to them and then eventually manipulate them into worshiping her. She was a master manipulator. I run into people from that Circle occasionally. They always apologize about how mean they were to me after realizing how full of shit she was. She eventually had to move away, as everybody started catching on to her bullshit.

  • @charlantecarelse3596
    @charlantecarelse3596 2 роки тому +251

    These two are the best when it comes to impersonating other characters

    • @CrossFire20001
      @CrossFire20001 2 роки тому +3

      Isn't that all they do...? Acting?

    • @ferst262
      @ferst262 2 роки тому +1

      @@CrossFire20001 pretty sure they do more things

  • @GKViddingHD
    @GKViddingHD 2 роки тому +57

    19:31 I don't know why I find Peele's girly pose on the couch so funny that I keep rewatching it.

    • @Strawberriezrule13
      @Strawberriezrule13 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly, he did AMAZING with Meegan's character! So many small, feminine mannerisms / subtlities / facial expressions he picked up on!

  • @BestOfTate23
    @BestOfTate23 2 роки тому +628

    I was at the mall about 30 minutes ago and Keegan accidently walked right into me and apologizes and I’m like yoooo I know you from Key and Peele!!! I’m a huge fan!!! He was so down to earth and cool haha

    • @thaoyen6676
      @thaoyen6676 2 роки тому +39

      Sure dude

    • @firozsulaiman393
      @firozsulaiman393 2 роки тому +20

      Yea right.

    • @oTKoSkarzock
      @oTKoSkarzock 2 роки тому +65

      same here, he even offered to show me a totally new skit

    • @creatureofhabit7049
      @creatureofhabit7049 2 роки тому +48

      Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before

    • @creatureofhabit7049
      @creatureofhabit7049 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before

  • @Kinadon
    @Kinadon 2 роки тому +129

    Muahahahaha the squirt coming off his hair broke me

    • @nickn2978
      @nickn2978 6 днів тому

      Like a unicornnnnn lol

  • @jessicascott6413
    @jessicascott6413 Рік тому +48

    17:52 Meghan rowing the boat trying to "sort of" get away is comedic genius. It's just so ridiculously unexpected & is hilarious each & every time I see this sketch .

  • @Waveluth
    @Waveluth 2 роки тому +345

    These guys are so talented!!!! I’ve been watching these two for so long. How they aren’t in a hit show boggles my mind. Two comedians that both have impeccable timing and the ability to mimic and create characters on the spot is insanely perfect.
    I am a huge fan and wish them both the very best.
    Thanks for keeping this old man laughing at a time when there is not much to laugh about.
    ✌🏻🇺🇸

    • @user-lm8rb9yp6g
      @user-lm8rb9yp6g 2 роки тому +23

      Jordan peele makes the best movies of this generation, he created get out, us, produced some of candyman and soon to see another amazing movie by him called nope in the summer. lol he is doing well better than being on a "hit show"

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 2 роки тому +15

      And their show ran for a long while I'm just glad they're still doin so much

    • @averyh5303
      @averyh5303 2 роки тому +9

      I have great news for you my dude :)

    • @nhabi5159
      @nhabi5159 2 роки тому +10

      Maad TV my friend...

    • @TheTommyboy63
      @TheTommyboy63 2 роки тому

      Except Joe Biden's Circus!

  • @samguy7209
    @samguy7209 2 роки тому +78

    The Megan skit embodies how toxic relationships can destroy both persons .

  • @tonytoob4123
    @tonytoob4123 2 роки тому +71

    "How bout we call up your friend, Erica?" LMAO

    • @thomasfernandez1989
      @thomasfernandez1989 5 місяців тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

  • @lede1810
    @lede1810 Рік тому +85

    The psychology of a toxic relationship depicted right here. He should’ve listened to the waiter! How many of us have used the jacket excuse to hang onto someone not good for us?

    • @cassaleelee
      @cassaleelee 10 місяців тому +2

      Too many! Guilty!

    • @dezmondperry6339
      @dezmondperry6339 7 місяців тому +1

      But the thing is they needed their jackets😂😂🤣😂

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode Місяць тому

      @@cassaleelee from your other comments, it seems like you’re the toxic one

  • @LeratoM98
    @LeratoM98 2 роки тому +217

    Lmao Meeghan is toxicity personified!

    • @NomadUrpagi
      @NomadUrpagi 2 роки тому +2

      I will send this video to them if they start talking about a toxic relationship

  • @2seasea
    @2seasea 2 роки тому +126

    I can't even find the words to describe how good this is. Key and Peele are genius. Thanks for making my day, Im still laughing.

    • @Mr.Gibbles
      @Mr.Gibbles Рік тому

      Thank MadTv cupcake. MadTV made them karen. Deal with it🤷‍♂️🤷

  • @thebadguychinli4011
    @thebadguychinli4011 2 роки тому +135

    I never really found them funny when I was younger but omg Meegan is genius acting by Peele the restaurant scene had me in tears I’m just starting to watch them and it wasn’t as bad as I initially thought

    • @d4ever649
      @d4ever649 2 роки тому +4

      They are are like character magicians. amazing LOL !

  • @mikeaskme3530
    @mikeaskme3530 2 роки тому +16

    I dated some one like that, passive aggressive all the time. One day she was in love with me, the next day she did not know and then she wanted to text all the time and then not wanting to text. Went through that crap for 2 years, I realized the only way to get her out of life was to cut off all communication with her and when I did that she had the nerve to complain about me sending her mixed signals ( in a text of course) did not reply and she has not contacted me since.

  • @Bobbytheman98
    @Bobbytheman98 2 роки тому +86

    “She doesn’t need it it’s 87 degrees out”

  • @ironmurs6903
    @ironmurs6903 2 роки тому +97

    I wish a waiter told me “Don’t do it” before I started dating Meegahn.
    No therapy can fix me now 😭 lol

    • @LAMZ_143
      @LAMZ_143 8 місяців тому +1

      You can always get out. It's never too late!

  • @KiLovely
    @KiLovely 2 роки тому +208

    I can't take that French scene! Oh my God!!! I cringe with embarrassment for him. Absolutely Hilarious!!!!

    • @Cece-em5vo
      @Cece-em5vo 2 роки тому +6

      I literally can't watch it lol too embarrassing

    • @saibellpamc376
      @saibellpamc376 2 роки тому +4

      Yea he got himself in sum deep doodoo

    • @Handleisnotavailable1
      @Handleisnotavailable1 2 роки тому +2

      I always wonder if they are really speaking french lol

    • @jayrusty2012
      @jayrusty2012 2 роки тому +6

      @@Handleisnotavailable1 it’s 90% gibberish

    • @Handleisnotavailable1
      @Handleisnotavailable1 2 роки тому

      @@jayrusty2012 lol I read it in another comment. I was dying of curiosity lol

  • @rinapop2681
    @rinapop2681 Рік тому +32

    Peele's meeghan is genuinely chilling

    • @AllisonRhine
      @AllisonRhine Рік тому +2

      The way Meeghan hisses "He's just a waiterrrrr" gives me chills every single time. Also the way the character's eyes narrow.

  • @mermaidlilyrose
    @mermaidlilyrose 2 роки тому +52

    17:23 "I can't be an asshole. I have arms & legs and a head" 🤣

  • @ardenskylark6235
    @ardenskylark6235 2 роки тому +40

    "Wow okay. Its your journey and I respect that." LOL

    • @KewanaNedd
      @KewanaNedd 23 дні тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @royalexander2088
    @royalexander2088 2 роки тому +39

    These guys are like the Laurel and Hardy of our time they're so underrated I don't know why they're not all over the place

  • @t474k
    @t474k Рік тому +47

    22:06 I was laughing and having a good time watching these, but this part is literally making me cry. This is EXACTLY my ex, which we were together for almost 6-7 years, lot’s of break ups in the middle though. It feels weird that the things that sounds ridiculous and absurd to the point that it’s considered comedy to others was literally my love life for years and years =)) thank god I came to my senses…

    • @michaelmartin3396
      @michaelmartin3396 Рік тому +4

      Same man same, glad you got out too 🙏🏼

    • @hotfudgecake
      @hotfudgecake Рік тому +2

      I think it's like common place at this point sadly , I'm terrified to date again

    • @sarabennett6295
      @sarabennett6295 Рік тому

      Oh the no-first-date-to-Cheesecake-Factory syndrome

    • @cassaleelee
      @cassaleelee 10 місяців тому +1

      You're not alone. Been there I'm just happy for others when they finally get out, and always hope they do!

    • @JeanMicks-qs3pt
      @JeanMicks-qs3pt 7 місяців тому +1

      Same😅

  • @tonysmith7632
    @tonysmith7632 2 роки тому +187

    I pretty much just go with the flow...and...what. the. f**k. is wrong with you?!?!
    Classic.

    • @katebryson6142
      @katebryson6142 2 роки тому +9

      megan is such a high maintenance chick very controlling, it was funny when andre was trying to break it up :)

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 2 роки тому +4

      I love the way Megan so snidely says, "Theng-yorrr"....

    • @biumailunga6208
      @biumailunga6208 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 "I'm going to shower in your blood "

  • @geniusonyeo
    @geniusonyeo Рік тому +11

    I just love Key & Peele skits so much. I could rewatch it over and over again.

  • @vishnunair7623
    @vishnunair7623 2 роки тому +74

    Oh man Meegan still gives me the shivers

  • @HPGold1
    @HPGold1 2 роки тому +25

    “Do I look like Mad Max in here? Then wtf is water a rare commodity here?” 💀

  • @Superman37891
    @Superman37891 2 роки тому +212

    That female costume and voice had me dying 😂

  • @Yliandrian
    @Yliandrian Рік тому +50

    As a French person, it's very funny to hear strangers imitating the way my language sounds.

    • @christellec.5154
      @christellec.5154 11 місяців тому

      😄 perso je ne comprends rien à ce qu'il essaie de dire. Mais dans l'autre sens je ne ferais pas mieux du tout ! 🤣

    • @Sigma_male485
      @Sigma_male485 8 місяців тому

      Mama mia

  • @teddywestside8942
    @teddywestside8942 Рік тому +14

    I love key and Peele so much man. I love them with my whole heart. They're brilliant.

  • @VinCeeMuze
    @VinCeeMuze Рік тому +25

    I'm French, and the French waiter doesn't speak French at all, I don't understand a word he's saying, and it's meant that way, which makes this skit freakin hilarious. Love those guys.

    • @bisrat1269
      @bisrat1269 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @bisrat1269
      @bisrat1269 Рік тому +3

      I thought he spoke French 😂

    • @VinCeeMuze
      @VinCeeMuze Рік тому

      He just sounds like he does ;) @@bisrat1269

    • @miriades
      @miriades 8 місяців тому +3

      @@bisrat1269not at all 😂 I’m French and I was like wtf?! 😅

    • @carolinat5561
      @carolinat5561 7 місяців тому +2

      oh thank God you said that, because I speak a bit of french and couldn't understand a single word so started wondering if I was like the boyfriend on that date.

  • @ericalinx
    @ericalinx 2 роки тому +335

    Moral of the story: don’t ever date 🤣

    • @ShadowGirl1126
      @ShadowGirl1126 2 роки тому +8

      This compilation is one big PSA on why one should not date

    • @piybf
      @piybf 2 роки тому

      Facts

    • @lelouchvibritannia6270
      @lelouchvibritannia6270 2 роки тому +2

      Its not like I have an option

    • @CoiledDracca
      @CoiledDracca 2 роки тому +1

      @@lelouchvibritannia6270 I mean you do actually.

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare 2 роки тому

      @@lelouchvibritannia6270 Why would you not have an option!? Is someone forcing you!? Lol What the duce, oddest response ever.

  • @justicewillprevail1106
    @justicewillprevail1106 2 роки тому +47

    Peele as Meghan is dead on. He must have met so many strange chics that he’s got their personalities portrayed so accurately.

  • @lemonzest8650
    @lemonzest8650 2 роки тому +80

    "He's just a waiter"
    man
    i really hope people with this mindset end up worse off than those waiters

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i 2 роки тому +14

    "I think we really complement each other well..." "We just did it right there" LOL!!

  • @syafiqlightwood4249
    @syafiqlightwood4249 2 роки тому +66

    I need more meegan series now😭

  • @deeriggs3319
    @deeriggs3319 2 роки тому +34

    Meegan is a evil genius lol

  • @meek5303
    @meek5303 2 роки тому +194

    Megen is so mean but just can't help to be attracted to her😂😂😂😂

  • @lifeisgood339
    @lifeisgood339 Рік тому +10

    The extremes of human behavior kill me mostly because I've literally seen this kind of behavior and the people acting out this way have no awareness on how ridiculous they're acting.

  • @laurallama73
    @laurallama73 2 роки тому +31

    Guy looking at computer porn LITERALLY spraying sweat out of the top of his head!😂😂😂

  • @laxmanrao4554
    @laxmanrao4554 2 роки тому +25

    Amazing amazing actors. Its absolutely stunning how you guys display emotions and states of mind so seamlessly that is almost impossible to do without being in the real situations. I wish you all the very best. 👍

  • @jaaaaannnnee
    @jaaaaannnnee 2 роки тому +48

    Meegan gives me ANXIETY

  • @marciadecastro7466
    @marciadecastro7466 Рік тому +10

    one of the things, and there are many, is how good their acting is, impeccable, realistic, hilarious. keep them coming guys! sending love!

  • @joifulnoiseproductions1266
    @joifulnoiseproductions1266 2 роки тому +41

    Key’s French accent is really good!

  • @SistahRev
    @SistahRev 2 роки тому +9

    Unbelievably amazing lightning-fast code switching in the Black Jeff/white Jeff skit… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @krilektahn8861
    @krilektahn8861 2 роки тому +73

    "But it's your jacket, though..."

  • @sirgeoh
    @sirgeoh 2 роки тому +9

    Every night I get on my hands and knees and pray to God that Key & Peele do more seasons/episodes of this show. I am still waiting for my prayers to be answered.

  • @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03
    @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03 2 роки тому +168

    How about we call up your friend Erica hahahaha 😜

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe 2 роки тому +40

    17:20 “You’re literally an asshole”
    “How’s that POSSIBLE?! I can’t be an asshole, I’ve got arms and legs and a head”
    I’m gonna quote that one when needed

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff2295 2 роки тому +22

    i just noticed after watching these millions of times that you can actually se very well in the first sketch the pipes of water in keey's hair lol

    • @justallah2785
      @justallah2785 2 роки тому +3

      I did not see them but it was too funny

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan 2 роки тому +6

    that waiter with the water thing oh my god he looked like he really was gonna cry
    also subtitles i don't think it's "you're still you" it's prolly "just so you know"
    And dude Peele's Meghan is absurdly believable like on-point characterisation _and_ portrayal--the facial expressions and honestly the VOICE. How is that possible?!

  • @aschlamishowsup
    @aschlamishowsup 2 роки тому +82

    The way he looked the waiter up and down before finally chasing her with the jacket. It was as if he wasn't going to take advice from some waiter. Little did he know, some woman ruined the waiters life which is why he's waiting tables in the first place. Andre will eventually be the waiter.

  • @nasirben4112
    @nasirben4112 2 роки тому +23

    I can’t get enough about the French date . Damnnnn that’s one of the best 😂😂

  • @Cubanqbola
    @Cubanqbola 2 роки тому +62

    We need more Meegan sketches

  • @nadyemushota9894
    @nadyemushota9894 2 роки тому +24

    The french date always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @TotalGoatHead
    @TotalGoatHead 2 роки тому +36

    Peele totally rocks his roles in these so well

  • @nikkimacaraig9489
    @nikkimacaraig9489 Рік тому +13

    It is funny how Key and Peele does not crack up while exchanging dialogues 😂

  • @eddiemctigue3820
    @eddiemctigue3820 2 роки тому +90

    Finding a key and peele sketch you haven’t seen yet is like finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow 🤓

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 2 роки тому +24

    I can't believe he got to finish saying "Erika"😄😄😄

  • @AmandaMabala
    @AmandaMabala 2 роки тому +13

    Im so happy I found this channel. These guys are pure talented

  • @BRod_
    @BRod_ 2 роки тому +50

    I can rewatch the French one over and over again and I’ll stay cracking up 😭😭😭😭

  • @NotMyRealName69
    @NotMyRealName69 2 роки тому +16

    Meegans bits are funny but when you've dated someone like that you feel for the bf

  • @marcusgonzales30
    @marcusgonzales30 2 роки тому +52

    The French date is one of the best skits ever

  • @telitacu3530
    @telitacu3530 2 роки тому +7

    2:48 how the heck even the sweat spraying out from his head lmao

  • @Gigi-rg7xy
    @Gigi-rg7xy 2 роки тому +86

    When a woman starts a convo with “ Can I ask you a question?” Get ready 😂 I do this to my boyfriend all the time and he knows 😂😂😂

    • @youngveezy123
      @youngveezy123 2 роки тому +4

      Why do you do that? Lol just ask him the question

    • @Gigi-rg7xy
      @Gigi-rg7xy 2 роки тому +13

      @@youngveezy123 To make him sweat 😅 Lmaooo 😂😂

    • @youngveezy123
      @youngveezy123 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gigi-rg7xy thats toxic femininity

    • @Gigi-rg7xy
      @Gigi-rg7xy 2 роки тому +1

      @@youngveezy123 Lmaooo! Get over yourself hunny. You know shit about my personal relationship to judge me.

    • @youngveezy123
      @youngveezy123 2 роки тому

      @@Gigi-rg7xy never asked about your personal life.. just said, playing games with a man like that is toxic femininity

  • @allthingstoallmen8912
    @allthingstoallmen8912 2 роки тому +13

    7:46 lol my girl makes the same exact face when she's excited about the specials at restaurants😂