> try to make Lara into a strong, independent girlboss > the end result is a weepy lesbian with Daddy issues who needs constant validation Like clockwork Lmao 😂😂😂
its that survivor show with bear grylls that you got two teams one men one women, the men are having fun hunting pigs, the women are breaking down and crying and use the drinking water to wash their hair so they dont look like dirty pigs like the mens team and then go to the mens team and be all cute and ask for help.
So any normal girlboss or woman? There is a reason why women's in the past where depicted in the roles of monster or demons. Islam is right about women's
They just can't help themselves. Self-insert, self-insert all the way. I mean, I don't mind if you self-insert, but don't do it publicly for everyone to see!
Ahh yes, the steryotype of black men being flamboyantly gay. How bold and inclusive Nevermind the fact he was explicitly refered to as a playboy and ladies man in the game he originated from
Because just like Hollywood have no idea what it means to be a hero or a good man, they also have no idea what a strong woman is. The few times they have had one the last 50 years, it have been more by accident and from a stolen/plagiarized script, than anything else.
...this is LITERALLY the series where a girlboss FITS! Lara IS a girlboss! So then they make her a weepy weak wamen? WTF?! Like, seriously, what the ACTUAL fuck? These people literally can't take a win when it's handed to them and have to fuck it up, even if the fuckup conflicts with their own ideology?!
It's not the girlboss they object to, it's the fact that she was designed in a way that men actually enjoy looking at, and doing things that men actually find interesting. Since these people treat anything men like as they would radioactive waste, obviously anything normal men would find appealing has to be buried, preferably 50 feet underground in a concrete container. So instead of the legitimately strong, independent woman going out and making a name for herself recovering rare archeological artifacts and looking good while she does it, we had to have the emotional, weak, dependent woman scrambling to save the world from humans (because people are bad mmkay) and returning the artifacts while looking... well I can't say the design is necessarily "ugly" but when compared with the original Lara, it's clear that it was an intentional swing towards being bland and unappealing.
Is this another He-Man moment, where if we remove Laura's hair and eyelashes it turns out they just drew a man and gave him the barest of feminine features?
Women can look very similar to men. It’s just if you’re a man that looks like an average women you’re ugly and vice versa, because you’re not as appealing or the opposite sex
Yaaaaaaay. Boring Tomb Raider. Btw, I'm so glad to finally hear SOMEONE say it. The British archeologists of the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries were the ONLY reason ANY of those artifacts are around to be complained about. For every single artifact in a European museum, especially British ones, there's a 99.9% chance that that artifact would have NEVER survived to today without the British RESCUING that artifact. The idea that those artifacts were revered by the people of their place of origin is nonsense. Those artifacts would have been sold for cheap AT BEST. Look, if some country's government wants to approach the English and say "Wow! I'm SO glad you rescued that artifact. If we could come to some agreement, I'd really love to be able to give the people of X some of their history back. Can we strike some deal to move this to our museum?" Then I have no issue with that. But to simply cry "THIEF!" is downright SLANDER.
they only want them now because the majority that were left behind were destroyed by locals. by demanding them they are effectively acknowledging their own destruction
At least the porn industry hasn't been infected by this social justice nonsense. I can't imagine much worse things would be if the porn industry was poisoned by social justice activists.
Average bra size for an American woman is somewhere between 34C and 34DD. For a nation with such chesty women, the left has no leg to stand on suggesting flat chests are more "diverse."
If you hang around women for even a bit you would know that women HATE more endowed women. They are hyper competitive when it comes to attraction. Almost like it's biological or something. 🤔
It was the easiest job in the world. All they had to do was change absolutely nothing about the original Lara in order to get their ideal strong, powerful, independent woman, and yet they still failed completely. Imagine the success had they just adapted the original game practically one-to-one into a serialised show.
It's not even that. All the liberal blue haired fan fic writers Hollywood has hired want to make they're own lesbian daddy issue sorrowful dramas, but then real life hits and they're told to make tomb raider instead bc that's they're job. So they throw a fit and try to have their cake and eat it too@@tomaszwota1465
That's a dude in everything but name. Every remake, every Modern Re imaginings sucks so horribly. Silent Hills, Resident Evil, FF games, you name it. They always take what is special, distort it and then throw it up in fans faces.
We got Larry Croft who cries about his feelings, who is into women and has a flamboyantly gay black best friend. (Who got the Tim Drake treatment) And worst of all, budget cuts… budget cuts everywhere.
"The Male Gaze" is a concept that gives me such conniptions. It's so obviously sexist. "Oh no! We made something men like looking at! Shut it down lads!" Meanwhile, nobody objects to projects specifically designed to appeal to women (see: every romance movie/novel/comic/literally anything ever). "The Male Gaze" means "You're a man! You're not allowed to have nice things!" To borrow some of their vocabulary, anyone expressing the idea that the "Male Gaze" Is a bad thing has some serious internalized sexism.
I recognized that drawing style, so my expectations are at, "It'll be technically competent, but it'll service the gays, fujoshis, and women with naught but scraps left even for straight men into muscle girls." Thus far, I've ultimately hated everything they've put out, from Seis Manos to Castlevania to Blood of Zeus, it's the same trash formula of violence and swearing presented as proof of its maturity, overwrought and unearned attempts at emotional moments, shitting all over the lore (and yes, despite being an original series, Seis Manos managed it), and going overboard with forced DEI bullshit. This shit is why I've barely consumed media other than indie comics and old horror movies for almost an entire year.
I enjoyed the first season of Castlevania. You know, before the introduction of Camilla and the coven of lesbian vampires with anti-sunlight armor and are super totally amazingly better than Dracula? Never fucked with Nocturn, looked like shit by comparison.
Yep, it's Powerhouse again. To me the biggest offense is calling this "anime". No, I have been watching anime for around 15 years, and there are actual anime in Netflix's catalog. I know what anime is, and this ain't it, chief.
Seis Manos. Now that's a name I've not heard since... Only saw the first season. It seemed fine for what it was, but I saw it years ago, before full cynicism set in. Is it really that bad?
Man it's not even technically competent. They're using the most low effort of stopgaps to not make a slideshow instead if an animation. UA-camrs did better anime shows than this studio. Absolutely baffled how they still have a job in the industry.
How funny how they've cried about needing more strong female representation, but whenever there is an existing one they make them worse, whenever they make one they're absolutely awful and whenever there's a new one that's good they need to be cancelled. Not only can we not have nice stuff, we're not allowed to.
because they are lying talentless hacks, whole idea that they can do it normally are already insane, they can't understand why people love Bloodrayne.....because they hate real women & beauty
They made a trans mister freeze before using killer frost, they don't want to create anything original the want to defile the past to destroy the myths that created culture because they hate the world and themselves
In fairness that could easily work, just have Rowan Atkinson do the role. That man is solid enough he could hard carry the whole thing. And in fairness if he got a serious shot he would BTFO of Craig
Lara Croft used to be a cunning, badass woman who knew how to carry herself. This series made her into an awkward, maladjusted and downright stupid girl with daddy issues.
It was in a coma, not anymore. There's a graphic novel taking place between Blood Omen 2 and Soul Reaver 1 coming out soon. Along with a remaster of Soul Reaver 1 and 2. They already fucked up a statue in Soul Reaver 1. They made a female statue look like a male with tits. There was literally no reason to do this once so ever. I have a feeling they did this because that statue was the only thing that came close to being an attractive woman. Legacy of Kain doesn't have a whole lot of women in it, especially attractive ones. In fact, the only one I can think of is Umah from Blood Omen 2. So the dev team and Crystal Dynamics obviously had an agenda when working on these remasters. Otherwise, they would have left the statue alone.
Netflix: "Announcing our new show, Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft!" Fans: "That doesn't look like Lara Croft, it looks like a twink in a wig." Neftlix: "Don't be silly! We just tweaked her design a bit to make her a bit more _realistic,_ so women can relate to her easier!" Fans: "*Sigh* "Okay, but does she actually raid any tombs in this show?" Netflix: "Get that colonialist thinking out of your head! Real fans of Lara Croft wouldn't want her to engage in such heartless cultural appropriation." Fans: "...Alright, then I'm canceling my Netflix subscription." Netflix: "MISOGYNIST!"
Oh no honey boo boo, FYI we, gays with a working brain, likes the real Lara, the one who was murdered multiple times by CD! The one who died in 2003… So shhh 🤫
It's easier for them to shove social justice politics into established IPs as opposed to brand-new ones. Established IPs are already proven successes and have pre-built-in audiences. Which means less work for these hacks.
They don't have to, really. Her character design screams "that's not a woman". Even in the old anime where many females were drawn as almost flat chested, that's still a woman. Lets take inuyasha. Not many jiggle physics there. Yet kagome is still obviously a woman. Not so with this...larry croft ma'am.
@@eleethtahgra7182 Don't be the same as thoose you criticize please. The problem is not that she's muscular or have a masculine appearance. There are WOMAN like this like androgyne or feminine guys. The problem is that they use Lara Croft and transform her in her opposite for nothing. Having an original character would be better. They could created her and make her better with real new personality.
@@aelitastone5629 Noope. Even that video about muscle korean woman who lost a fight against a man has more feminine body shape than this lary croft. If u wanna draw androgynus woman, then create a friggin new character, not an existing character that is already a woman. < Don't be the same as thoose you criticize please> Da hell mate? Stop blame shifting. Well, whatever, if u like it, then watch it. And any of us whose vision is disgusted by it wont watch it.
@@eleethtahgra7182 "if u wanna draw androgynus woman, then create a friggin new character" If you really readed what I wrote, you would know that is exactly what I said. Then yes I confirm, Don't be the same as thoose you criticize. Like saying that what you don't like is not realistic or saying that is a problem or didn't listening really what we say to you. Like just here, for exemple.
@@aelitastone5629 and thus, its larry croft. No. What I dont like is the brastarditation of an existing character and rewriting of their character trait. The things I dislike 1. Female adeptus custodes n adeptus astartes. 2. the shipping of galadriel n sauron in ring of power. It doesnt matter whether they are unrealistic or not. I do not dislike Ivankov of One Piece despite him/her being an okama. Because thats his/her character setting. Nor do I dislike Roswaal of Re: Zero despite him being depicted as androgynous...because thats how the character is created. Lara is a busty arse kicking twin pistol wielding spelunking archeologist. Sort of a female adaptation of indiana jones character. But see here, they make a new character. Shes certainly not someone with weird looking breast. Even Katara and Toph, from Avatar, isnt this weird looking This is why many movies adaptation failed (such as eragon, avatar last air bender, percy jackson) because they deviate, perhaps unwillingly, from teh character setting. And thus, no, we arent the same. We dislike it cos its lary croft, not Lara croft.
Emotional wreck of a tomboy receives gifts from ancient primitive cultures. Yep, sounds like Tomb Raider to me. Also, Angelina Jolie was probably the best casting decision ever made in a video game movie.
Oh man, I remember the real miss Croft. The original miss Croft. Who survived a plane crash and abondoned her life of luxury because she loves danger and mystery and because she felt alive. She too had daddy issues, being disowned by her father for choosing that lifestyle instead of being in an arranged marrige, however she never let her that define her. Despite how hold and uncaring she seemed, she was still a woman, she still had emotions reserved for her friends and was willing to help people... Who are not her enemies. Even when Werner betrayed her and even after he was k1lled, she still some what cared about him and respected him despite her anger.
is it me or is that "masterpiece" is done by the same people that pissed all over Ark: survival evolved? Both the artstyle and the little voice acting I heard seem like its the exact same people behind it
communists are not people, and no it's not the same that did Ark. But all netflix cartoons kinda look like this, suck and have THE MESSAGE. See also Avatar's cartoon Larry Croft in this is voiced by Haley Hatwell aka Capt America's girl btw
I'm glad at least one more person recognizes the Ark show was complete trash! I couldn't get past the first two episodes it was so bad! It pissed me off so much! 🤮
Same people working on castlevania, blood of zeus, he-man and some super hero stuff. They make most of the "cool western anime" looking shows that shit all over the franchise. They all come from cal arts too
From what I saw on X to the news articles, I'm out. The articles especially showed that they don't care about inheriting the existing fanbases with said IPs.
Lesbians have been ruined since the 2010s. I remember when they were really popular in the 2000s. Now most of them look like the masculine bull dyke butch real-life version of lesbians. The version that looks like your average ugly male. Not every male, just the unattractive ones. Most people don't want to look at unattractive lesbians. Most want to look at two or more attractive women making out and having sex. If you're going to show me lesbians they better be attractive. I don't want to see two women who just look like unattractive men or men in general.
also im portuguese and i am happy there was a ep on portugal even tought they just used the word 1 time in the show but i must say i saw the series i think it was horrible in many many aspects, also of course as always they managed to find a way to say and put the church as the bad guys, im sick of this shitty programs there is pratcly nothing good now a days. also archcast you were able to get all words out of my mouth as always, congrats
> try to make Lara into a strong, independent girlboss
> the end result is a weepy lesbian with Daddy issues who needs constant validation
Like clockwork
Lmao 😂😂😂
just like the movies with Alicia Wikander
Projection 101 for woke writting
its that survivor show with bear grylls that you got two teams one men one women, the men are having fun hunting pigs, the women are breaking down and crying and use the drinking water to wash their hair so they dont look like dirty pigs like the mens team and then go to the mens team and be all cute and ask for help.
So any normal girlboss or woman? There is a reason why women's in the past where depicted in the roles of monster or demons.
Islam is right about women's
"Write what you know"
I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, Lara Croft was stacked.
🤣🤣🤣
Based grandma.
Grandma knew a good set of polygons when she saw them😂
😂😂😂😂
Netflix: This is the new Lara Croft that dismisses the male gaze!
Also Netflix: Behold, her voice actress!
They could have just made Lara look like a slightly younger Hayley Atwell and there would've been far fewer complaints. :D
If they model the character after the voice actor maybe people would like it, she do look very nice
It surely dismisses any gaze. i.e. none will watch it.
DEI writer: “I said male gays!”
1995: We finally have a cool female protagonist!
2024: Now let's make her a man.
That’s exactly what it is.
1986 Samus Aran: am I a joke to you?
"It's not penis envy"
It would be, when it's a man
@@clydemarshall8095 Most people don't learn that Samus is a woman until like early-mid 2000s.
Lara's girlfriend looks suspiciously like the showrunner. The same who gives lectures villifying the "male gaze."
They just can't help themselves. Self-insert, self-insert all the way. I mean, I don't mind if you self-insert, but don't do it publicly for everyone to see!
@@tomaszwota1465 Every time I hear the phrase "Self Insert", I imagine these writers with their heads "self-inserted" right up their anuses.
Ahh yes, the steryotype of black men being flamboyantly gay. How bold and inclusive
Nevermind the fact he was explicitly refered to as a playboy and ladies man in the game he originated from
The Hollywood fueled buck breaking continues….
All playboys get turned into queers now
And of course his lover is white because interracial couples score more DEI points.
imagine the guy is still a playboy and has to handle all those manly women, a nightmare for every straight guy xD
so they took one of the best examples of a good strong woman and buried her deeper than the tombs she raid
Fridging in all but name
No matter how much you hate these people, you never hate them enough.
Because just like Hollywood have no idea what it means to be a hero or a good man,
they also have no idea what a strong woman is.
The few times they have had one the last 50 years, it have been more by accident and from a stolen/plagiarized script, than anything else.
This is like making a Rambo re-make and making Rambo look like Steve Urkel -_-
Could work as a parody
*Goes on rampage with M60*
Rambo: "Did I do that?"
@@mdb45424 sure could XD
@@Riley_Mundt XD
They'd just make Ma'ambo these days
...this is LITERALLY the series where a girlboss FITS! Lara IS a girlboss! So then they make her a weepy weak wamen? WTF?! Like, seriously, what the ACTUAL fuck? These people literally can't take a win when it's handed to them and have to fuck it up, even if the fuckup conflicts with their own ideology?!
If she is popular they can't claim you are sexist.
If it is a flop then they can continue to claim everyone is sexist.
A new trend in hollyweird...the weepy willowy wilting woman who just wants what's best for everyone!
It's not the girlboss they object to, it's the fact that she was designed in a way that men actually enjoy looking at, and doing things that men actually find interesting. Since these people treat anything men like as they would radioactive waste, obviously anything normal men would find appealing has to be buried, preferably 50 feet underground in a concrete container.
So instead of the legitimately strong, independent woman going out and making a name for herself recovering rare archeological artifacts and looking good while she does it, we had to have the emotional, weak, dependent woman scrambling to save the world from humans (because people are bad mmkay) and returning the artifacts while looking... well I can't say the design is necessarily "ugly" but when compared with the original Lara, it's clear that it was an intentional swing towards being bland and unappealing.
Is this another He-Man moment, where if we remove Laura's hair and eyelashes it turns out they just drew a man and gave him the barest of feminine features?
It’s not *quite* that bad, but is not far from that either 😂
If you look at all the other shows they made, yeah. They give every character the same face, kinda like anime except ugly.
Women can look very similar to men. It’s just if you’re a man that looks like an average women you’re ugly and vice versa, because you’re not as appealing or the opposite sex
She looks like a cartoon of the Rock with a wig on.
that made me really think about it. i guess thats how woke character creators work nowadays
Yaaaaaaay. Boring Tomb Raider.
Btw, I'm so glad to finally hear SOMEONE say it. The British archeologists of the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries were the ONLY reason ANY of those artifacts are around to be complained about. For every single artifact in a European museum, especially British ones, there's a 99.9% chance that that artifact would have NEVER survived to today without the British RESCUING that artifact. The idea that those artifacts were revered by the people of their place of origin is nonsense. Those artifacts would have been sold for cheap AT BEST.
Look, if some country's government wants to approach the English and say "Wow! I'm SO glad you rescued that artifact. If we could come to some agreement, I'd really love to be able to give the people of X some of their history back. Can we strike some deal to move this to our museum?" Then I have no issue with that. But to simply cry "THIEF!" is downright SLANDER.
Saw what happened to Iraqs thousandsof year old artifacts in the early 2000s when the mobs got to them.
The natives would have ground all artifacts to rubble or destroyed them because of superstition.
I mean. Just look at what 1515 (you know who) did to the monuments in their great independent nation.
If the Europeans hadn't excavated these artifacts most would have been ground up and used as building material.
they only want them now because the majority that were left behind were destroyed by locals. by demanding them they are effectively acknowledging their own destruction
It is rather strange, when the porn industry treat the IP's with more respect than Hollywood. But I guess here we are.
When R34 is more accurate than 'official' material...
At least the porn industry hasn't been infected by this social justice nonsense. I can't imagine much worse things would be if the porn industry was poisoned by social justice activists.
They want to make money.
Because people who make prawn are actually fans like Axel Braun.
And they're more inclusive without being obnoxious. That's why tags exist
Average bra size for an American woman is somewhere between 34C and 34DD. For a nation with such chesty women, the left has no leg to stand on suggesting flat chests are more "diverse."
They got loads of insecurity
Boobs are oppression
If you hang around women for even a bit you would know that women HATE more endowed women. They are hyper competitive when it comes to attraction.
Almost like it's biological or something. 🤔
And the obesity rate for their women is?
Well, Transformers with XY are not busty.
Therefore XX must be flatter to make them feel better.
It was the easiest job in the world. All they had to do was change absolutely nothing about the original Lara in order to get their ideal strong, powerful, independent woman, and yet they still failed completely. Imagine the success had they just adapted the original game practically one-to-one into a serialised show.
They don't want to do any of that, they want to destroy the things we like, that's pretty much all there is to it.
It's not even that. All the liberal blue haired fan fic writers Hollywood has hired want to make they're own lesbian daddy issue sorrowful dramas, but then real life hits and they're told to make tomb raider instead bc that's they're job. So they throw a fit and try to have their cake and eat it too@@tomaszwota1465
Not screwing up or altering the source material in a nefarious way?
Difficulty level: impossible.
but then they cannot self insert.
but it's only about , not having anything , any good female AND male role models , ie eat ze bugs . or to use simpler concept , "ThE MeSsAgE".
"IT'S 'MA'AM'!" Larry Croft.
Lol
That's a dude in everything but name. Every remake, every Modern Re imaginings sucks so horribly. Silent Hills, Resident Evil, FF games, you name it. They always take what is special, distort it and then throw it up in fans faces.
Silent hill is class, resident evil has never been better and ff is on the up and up. What alternate reality are you from 😅
@SassyCassie89 lol. Lmao even.
@@denkerbosu3551 12.5 million units sold on re4 remake alone, laugh away coz you can't argue with facts bitchachos
@@denkerbosu3551 isn't calling herself sassy without reason, though :)
Dunno about the others but final fantasy is doing pretty alright. Ff XVI is lit af.
They made Leon Kennedy (resident evil) cosplaying as Laura Croft. Once you see it you'll never unsee it.
Don't diss my man Leon like this tho
He also larps as James Sunderland in the Silent Hill 2-remake.
I'll take the movies with Angelina Jolie.
same those damn things were my childhood
nope there mine cant take them from me
You can create as many imposter as you want, and we will reject it as many time as we'd like.
We got Larry Croft who cries about his feelings, who is into women and has a flamboyantly gay black best friend. (Who got the Tim Drake treatment)
And worst of all, budget cuts… budget cuts everywhere.
The Male Gaze is good.
The Damsel in Distress is not an evil trope (women love the fantasy of being rescued and protected by a heroic man).
"The Male Gaze" is a concept that gives me such conniptions. It's so obviously sexist. "Oh no! We made something men like looking at! Shut it down lads!" Meanwhile, nobody objects to projects specifically designed to appeal to women (see: every romance movie/novel/comic/literally anything ever).
"The Male Gaze" means "You're a man! You're not allowed to have nice things!" To borrow some of their vocabulary, anyone expressing the idea that the "Male Gaze" Is a bad thing has some serious internalized sexism.
I swear every western "anime" has the same animation style. Are they all farmed out to the same studio?
Yeh, it's North Korea who is doing the animation.
Its tumblr dollar store anime art style. Also, Cal arts and the industry hiring only the prog clique is major reason why it all looks the samey.
Actually that’s about accurate!
@@Blunthammer Decadent western animations are banned by the Great Leader.
@@die1mayer for their people. It's been proven that NK is doing cheap animation work.
Laura Craft, Supreme tomb respecter.
Tomb appreciator
Appropriator 😡
Different race, different sexuality, different personality, different body shape, different job. Who is this?
Ohhh.... "A less sexy Kora"...
That's harsh
And cold
But by the sounds of it, well deserved.
Not sure how they found a way to make Kora worse, but here we are.
Trans raider so brave and stinky
🤮
Fecal matter in the neovagina
"Okay be back later from tomb raiding gotta dilate"" tr00nraider Larry Croft probably 41 BC
smells like…. axe wound
This will show them, those filthy men! The patriarchy will collapse anytime soon... Anytime...
I recognized that drawing style, so my expectations are at, "It'll be technically competent, but it'll service the gays, fujoshis, and women with naught but scraps left even for straight men into muscle girls."
Thus far, I've ultimately hated everything they've put out, from Seis Manos to Castlevania to Blood of Zeus, it's the same trash formula of violence and swearing presented as proof of its maturity, overwrought and unearned attempts at emotional moments, shitting all over the lore (and yes, despite being an original series, Seis Manos managed it), and going overboard with forced DEI bullshit.
This shit is why I've barely consumed media other than indie comics and old horror movies for almost an entire year.
I enjoyed the first season of Castlevania. You know, before the introduction of Camilla and the coven of lesbian vampires with anti-sunlight armor and are super totally amazingly better than Dracula?
Never fucked with Nocturn, looked like shit by comparison.
As someone who is sorta into fictional muscle girls they can't even do that right.
Yep, it's Powerhouse again. To me the biggest offense is calling this "anime". No, I have been watching anime for around 15 years, and there are actual anime in Netflix's catalog. I know what anime is, and this ain't it, chief.
Seis Manos. Now that's a name I've not heard since...
Only saw the first season. It seemed fine for what it was, but I saw it years ago, before full cynicism set in. Is it really that bad?
Man it's not even technically competent. They're using the most low effort of stopgaps to not make a slideshow instead if an animation. UA-camrs did better anime shows than this studio. Absolutely baffled how they still have a job in the industry.
I hope powerhouse animation goes out of business; they have destroyed with woke propaganda these great franchises:
-Castlevania
-He-Man
-Tomb raider
Add thunder cats to the list dear god did they burn that one
As an ugly ass dude myself i now 'feel represented' by Larry Croft.
Good for you.
"Leave it to the liberals to fix everything. Exhausting"
- paraphrase from Asmongold
Aren't arch and the rest UA-camrs liberal? Conservative youtubers don't exist.
I'm tired boss
Arch: "Lara...horse"
Me: "I understood that reference."
At this point, that uh "series" has a more accurate lara croft than this show, minus the whole......"horse riding activities" she does.
She could use some horse riding tbh. The inflation might cause her to fill out a bit.
@@delta2372 ...I have many questions, and I don't think I want the answers to them.
@@MrNickPresley you don't, you really don't, there is much that I wish I never knew of.
I don't and I plan on keeping it that way.
How funny how they've cried about needing more strong female representation, but whenever there is an existing one they make them worse, whenever they make one they're absolutely awful and whenever there's a new one that's good they need to be cancelled.
Not only can we not have nice stuff, we're not allowed to.
because they are lying talentless hacks, whole idea that they can do it normally are already insane, they can't understand why people love Bloodrayne.....because they hate real women & beauty
They made a trans mister freeze before using killer frost, they don't want to create anything original the want to defile the past to destroy the myths that created culture because they hate the world and themselves
What was that Tolkien concept again? "Evil cannot create, only corrupt what good has already made"?
This is like making James Bond a flamboyant gay man with a lisp
Don't give them any ideas.
In fairness that could easily work, just have Rowan Atkinson do the role.
That man is solid enough he could hard carry the whole thing.
And in fairness if he got a serious shot he would BTFO of Craig
@@Elenrai That would work as a parody like Austin Powers but would never work as James Bond movie
@@Elenrai Well he kind of did that already, he had three ”spy” movies / comedies.
@@alex434343I came here to read this, I was not disappointed.
Lara Croft used to be a cunning, badass woman who knew how to carry herself. This series made her into an awkward, maladjusted and downright stupid girl with daddy issues.
*lesban girl
They made her look manly but made her girlier, and not in a good way. They ungirlbossed one of the OG, LIKEABLE, girlbosses.
It's pure clownworld, what did you expect?
Why did Lara feel the need to raid Leon Kennedy's wardrobe? Did they retcon away her financial assets along with her physical ones?
Who is our primary audience? MEN!
Whose gaze we don't want ? MEN!
will we make money? Um uh yes?
Money is not the point. Destroying all Western entertainment is.
But how do we sell Lara Croft?
Lara Croft?
If they wanted money, then they would have left Lara alone. This is about pushing social justice politics. It has nothing to do with making money.
Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider better times
The male gaze will look elsewhere - and take its money with it
My male gaze will go towards eastern media forever and always ^^
Well written 😊
They put Legacy of Kain in a coma for this.
Glad someone else remembers that legendary game series...
So long as there is one of us.. We are Legion!
Honestly, for an IP, it is better to be left forgotten by the company than noticed by the woke
Considering a collection of LOKSR 1 and 2 was recently announced its pretty hard for people to not remember the games@@RuthlessToothless88
It was in a coma, not anymore. There's a graphic novel taking place between Blood Omen 2 and Soul Reaver 1 coming out soon. Along with a remaster of Soul Reaver 1 and 2. They already fucked up a statue in Soul Reaver 1. They made a female statue look like a male with tits. There was literally no reason to do this once so ever. I have a feeling they did this because that statue was the only thing that came close to being an attractive woman. Legacy of Kain doesn't have a whole lot of women in it, especially attractive ones. In fact, the only one I can think of is Umah from Blood Omen 2. So the dev team and Crystal Dynamics obviously had an agenda when working on these remasters. Otherwise, they would have left the statue alone.
Lol
If they did an lok show with these showrunners ariel would be the main hero and kain the bumbling buffoon who cant even use his own powers
Zip was ladies man in games. You even stake out his ex-GIRLfriend and here he is flamboyant gay man.
And there goes my zip+lara fanfics from my middle school years
Netflix: "Announcing our new show, Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft!"
Fans: "That doesn't look like Lara Croft, it looks like a twink in a wig."
Neftlix: "Don't be silly! We just tweaked her design a bit to make her a bit more _realistic,_ so women can relate to her easier!"
Fans: "*Sigh* "Okay, but does she actually raid any tombs in this show?"
Netflix: "Get that colonialist thinking out of your head! Real fans of Lara Croft wouldn't want her to engage in such heartless cultural appropriation."
Fans: "...Alright, then I'm canceling my Netflix subscription."
Netflix: "MISOGYNIST!"
I'm convinced Hollywood has a mandate that they are not to make anything for the established original audience.
Getting it ready for the pod people that will replace us
@@MegaShiels The boobie-snatchers.
The gun bullshit is bullshit. Lora was always a gun chick. It's what made her a kickass 90s boss babe. This franchise is just lame.
...They literally put the 'Man or Bear' meme in the show?
"Netflix adaptation."
They never learn.
RIP gazungas you will be remembered fondly :)
Boing boing!
Oh no honey boo boo, FYI we, gays with a working brain, likes the real Lara, the one who was murdered multiple times by CD! The one who died in 2003… So shhh 🤫
I’m sure Melanie mac is thrilled
It depends where her left eye focus on..
What is it with modern entertainment buying established IPs with in built audience, only to disregard what that audience actually expects?
It's easier for them to shove social justice politics into established IPs as opposed to brand-new ones. Established IPs are already proven successes and have pre-built-in audiences. Which means less work for these hacks.
The council does not grant you the title of Tomboy.
Isn’t the average cup size for women C-D?
Making all fictional women have A-B is intact LESS representative of real women.
Feminists Revision #1: Adam forced Eve to eat the fruit.
Adam ate the fruit of knowledge. Eve mearly sampled the texture before spitting it back out.
@@whydid666 Eve didn't need to eat the fruit of knowledge, as she was 100 % sure she already knew everything.
That's not Lara Croft, that's Korra Kroft.
i knew i wasn't the only one who thought of korra when they saw this
Korra is actually kinda hot though
@@TheVoidIsCold shes the hottest
7:20 thank you for finally saying it
Yeah. They really went out of their way to make her character really FLAT. Then again, just look at Pheobe Waller-Bridge.
They just didnt have the budget to animate the jiggle physics.
They don't have to, really.
Her character design screams "that's not a woman".
Even in the old anime where many females were drawn as almost flat chested, that's still a woman.
Lets take inuyasha. Not many jiggle physics there. Yet kagome is still obviously a woman.
Not so with this...larry croft ma'am.
@@eleethtahgra7182 Don't be the same as thoose you criticize please. The problem is not that she's muscular or have a masculine appearance. There are WOMAN like this like androgyne or feminine guys. The problem is that they use Lara Croft and transform her in her opposite for nothing. Having an original character would be better. They could created her and make her better with real new personality.
@@aelitastone5629
Noope.
Even that video about muscle korean woman who lost a fight against a man has more feminine body shape than this lary croft.
If u wanna draw androgynus woman, then create a friggin new character, not an existing character that is already a woman.
< Don't be the same as thoose you criticize please>
Da hell mate? Stop blame shifting.
Well, whatever, if u like it, then watch it.
And any of us whose vision is disgusted by it wont watch it.
@@eleethtahgra7182 "if u wanna draw androgynus woman, then create a friggin new character"
If you really readed what I wrote, you would know that is exactly what I said. Then yes I confirm, Don't be the same as thoose you criticize. Like saying that what you don't like is not realistic or saying that is a problem or didn't listening really what we say to you. Like just here, for exemple.
@@aelitastone5629 and thus, its larry croft.
No. What I dont like is the brastarditation of an existing character and rewriting of their character trait.
The things I dislike
1. Female adeptus custodes n adeptus astartes.
2. the shipping of galadriel n sauron in ring of power.
It doesnt matter whether they are unrealistic or not.
I do not dislike Ivankov of One Piece despite him/her being an okama. Because thats his/her character setting.
Nor do I dislike Roswaal of Re: Zero despite him being depicted as androgynous...because thats how the character is created.
Lara is a busty arse kicking twin pistol wielding spelunking archeologist. Sort of a female adaptation of indiana jones character. But see here, they make a new character.
Shes certainly not someone with weird looking breast.
Even Katara and Toph, from Avatar, isnt this weird looking
This is why many movies adaptation failed (such as eragon, avatar last air bender, percy jackson) because they deviate, perhaps unwillingly, from teh character setting.
And thus, no, we arent the same. We dislike it cos its lary croft, not Lara croft.
So they made her into an androgynous teenage boy?
They basically made her Leon Kennedy cosplaying Laura Croft.
like she ra
Emotional wreck of a tomboy receives gifts from ancient primitive cultures. Yep, sounds like Tomb Raider to me.
Also, Angelina Jolie was probably the best casting decision ever made in a video game movie.
I love the complaints about it needing to be realistic but the game had a live T-Rex in it.
Stunning and brave. 🤡
Can't wait until it fails and we all get called slurs for having standards.
I’m confused, because I thought women are not allowed to cry anymore, because of “gender stereotypes”!
Hello, gay man here! I do NOT claim this show...
Ditto!
When I said I want a tomboy this is NOT what I meant
It being a Netflix show just tells you all you need to know.
Oh man, I remember the real miss Croft. The original miss Croft.
Who survived a plane crash and abondoned her life of luxury because she loves danger and mystery and because she felt alive.
She too had daddy issues, being disowned by her father for choosing that lifestyle instead of being in an arranged marrige, however she never let her that define her.
Despite how hold and uncaring she seemed, she was still a woman, she still had emotions reserved for her friends and was willing to help people... Who are not her enemies.
Even when Werner betrayed her and even after he was k1lled, she still some what cared about him and respected him despite her anger.
This Monologe was funnier than the movie will be.
They turned Lara from a bad ass woman, to an unstable plank of wood.
is it me or is that "masterpiece" is done by the same people that pissed all over Ark: survival evolved? Both the artstyle and the little voice acting I heard seem like its the exact same people behind it
communists are not people, and no it's not the same that did Ark. But all netflix cartoons kinda look like this, suck and have THE MESSAGE. See also Avatar's cartoon
Larry Croft in this is voiced by Haley Hatwell aka Capt America's girl btw
I'm glad at least one more person recognizes the Ark show was complete trash! I couldn't get past the first two episodes it was so bad! It pissed me off so much! 🤮
Same people working on castlevania, blood of zeus, he-man and some super hero stuff. They make most of the "cool western anime" looking shows that shit all over the franchise.
They all come from cal arts too
Male Gaze (frowns)
Male Gays (nods)
I think Carmen Sandiego has more grit then this Lara 😒
Remember Kids! Always make something no-one wants; it always makes money!
No one has ever told me exactly what is off base about "the male gaze" beyond men being perceived as bad and their gaze must be bad by association.
There is no "male gaze" - it's just normal behavior of men.
Did you think Maria looked ugly in the Silent Hill 2 Remake?
She got the man-jaw syndrome for one
What you're not attracted to Dana Duchovny? Lol
Look at how they massacred my girl!
As a gay man that was a teen when the classics released and loved it just the way it was this Netflix sh*t is definitely not for me
I would have gone with "Tomb They'der".
From what I saw on X to the news articles, I'm out. The articles especially showed that they don't care about inheriting the existing fanbases with said IPs.
Correction for what could be the four essences of Humanity:
1- Perseverance.
2- Adaptation.
3- Ambition.
4- Innovation.
Adaptabily
Affability
Accuity
Ass-kickery, mayhaps. 😇
@@Deridus sounds good. But tnst would lean more to the good side of Humanity, when I was thinking on the more general traits
She literally chose the bear! Grizzle grizzle 😂
Well Japan you'll never gaslight me
As long as you're not a Pokémon fan.
Damn Larry Craft such a crybaby.
Leave it to "current year" to be able to ruin the idea of "lesbian Lara Croft".😢
The Brides of Dracula giving tea to Jonathan is how lesbians are advertised, and then you find out what they do to babies.
I know, so many r34 moments that could finally become cannon😢
Lesbians have been ruined since the 2010s. I remember when they were really popular in the 2000s. Now most of them look like the masculine bull dyke butch real-life version of lesbians. The version that looks like your average ugly male. Not every male, just the unattractive ones. Most people don't want to look at unattractive lesbians. Most want to look at two or more attractive women making out and having sex. If you're going to show me lesbians they better be attractive. I don't want to see two women who just look like unattractive men or men in general.
Dang, Lara Croft got a lot of budget cuts.
Especially two big ones.
When even the shills of IGN give it a 5/10 review, you can imagine how bad this must be....
The "modern Audience", "I don't care about the show, or the story, all l want to know is WHO DID THEY SHIP HER WITH??!"
It's actually 5.6 on IMDB, now.
It's netflix, what did you expect?
I'm so sick and tired about all this FFFFFING woke BS!!!!!
They swapped the male gaze with male gays.
I hadn’t even considered the fact that the west saved history from the third world. That’s a really good point.
Troon Raider
i had a print i of a scene from this series that showed Lara so bufed that for a sec i thought i was seeing a man cosplaying as Lara
also im portuguese and i am happy there was a ep on portugal even tought they just used the word 1 time in the show but i must say i saw the series i think it was horrible in many many aspects, also of course as always they managed to find a way to say and put the church as the bad guys, im sick of this shitty programs there is pratcly nothing good now a days. also archcast you were able to get all words out of my mouth as always, congrats
Lara Croft became Karen Soft.
Larry Croft is raiding the pharmacy for those testosterone pills.
It's not imperialism, it's CPS
Culture protection services
Thank you for this 😂😂😂. I wasn’t in intended to watch it. I just knew it was going to be a mess lol
She looks like some clone of Kora.
This is the funniest review I’ve seen more entertaining than the series.
how much less smexy can Korra get?!
You have to deal with it!
Speak for yourself; I don't have Netflix anymore so I'm not going to watch it
im saying personally I never found Korra attractive {Assami though!} so less than not attractive?!