Danielle Cohn should be removed off YouTube
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2019
- I now use rosetta stone to understand this language
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Her age isn't 11 her IQ is.
Oof
That's too high
No it's -999,999,999,999,999
Lmao
[speech 0/50]
You know what they say...
_“When in doubt, send her to the ranch.”_
Daniel Sambar *_r a n c h r e v i e w_*
R A M R A N C H.
UA-cam’s favorite show
DarkRager no her boyfriend goes to ram ranch smh.
To the RAAAAAANNNNCCCHHHH
A little update: in late 2019, her dad made a Facebook post clarifying that she was 13. So when Pyro made this video, Danielle Cohn was genuinely 12. Think about that. This little girl was faking pregnancies on the internet when she was 10/11.
Wtf
Her parents are also to blame, specifically her mother
How old is she now?
Additional update:
A Video / voice message (idk) was leaked, in which her mother said she had an abortion
@@sakupawn3009 14
Her middle name is Traffic. Danielle Traffic Cohn.
I am in pain
@@chonkychief1400 me too sans,me too
@@chonkychief1400 yes
Traffic cone??? Ohhh fffff
Lmfao
Ice cream cohn
She’s been saying that she’s 14 for like, 2 years now.
*She just never ages I guess*
Mabye....... SHE WANTS DAT STALKERSSSSS. Or...... SHR JUST WANNA BE A SPOILED
Keanu Reeves epic theory
She's ash ketchum
She's an immortal demon witch
just like Ash Ketchum
“I’m a member of the military.”
*Holds a mortar as a rocket launcher*
That explains the friendly fire incident.
i couldn't get past the fact that he put the rocket in the wrong way while saying he is a member of the military
When you notices it’s a mortar not a rocket launcher.
lol
Even more funny he put in the wrong ammo for the motar. In other words he put ammunition for a rocket launcher in a mortar.
0:59 as a white boy, i speak low level white girl, allow me to translate:
My bf so annoying, he frickin on his phone, playin fortnite.
That is what i could understand. of course, there's regional dialects, but this is a rough translation.
i took this joke too far
@@Memerath you took it far enough, and for that, I salute you. *proceeds to salute you*
Thank you fine fellow because of this information we might be able to go into the mind of a 1 to 14 year olds.
Did you just solve the Rosetta Stone
Me who speaks fluent white girls, cam say this is correct
Danielle cohn when she hits 18
***Hey guys I made an onlyfans I've been planning this for over 6 years now***
Stop.
I won't get surprised if this happens though
Probably already got one ... these ethots need to get in the bin
thank you kite
She's pretending to be 18 this year
Who cares if she’s 11 or 15, she’s still too young to be making the content she’s making
you had me in the first half ngl
That Red Dude LOL me too
*FBI OPEN UP*
Her mother's forcing her it's pretty obvious
thats not rly the point the point is that she is click bating he vids with her body and other inappropriate shit. there is also a theory out there saying that she is being used by her mom or that her mom neglects her and or abuses her its not just her being young
The FBI is on the edge of their seat
The FBI are gonna bust down their own doors for this
Nah they are too busy attacking the FRAIL HELPLESS 66 YEAR OLD ROGER STONE, don't you know. The poor, innocent man.
The FBI swatted me nans house
I'd like the think they just got popcorn, watching UA-cam and waiting for someone to screw up to swat them for a meme.
**THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
Choose your language:
English ('Murica)
English (Bri'ish)
English (14 year old white girl)
English (Karen took the kids)
English (Susan took the money)
English ( Shane Dawson apologies )
English (I am in crippling debt)
English (i'm depressed)
English (SIMP)
This is why pro isn't a groomer. He would just bully the kids.
Bully them kids
@@mjsugod1385 kill em those
Yes leave the real work for edp445
Hmm yes, pro the UA-camr
@@zippyparakeet1074 lmaoo
I hate how you need to be 18 to download UA-cam onto your phone but UA-cam wants 6 year olds to be able to watch mature content
If you need to be 18 then why are there age restrictions?!
@@llamagenocide7428 it says on the app store
Pakrat Miz why do they make sure it’s as kid friendly as possible?! It’s ridiculous!
And its not like youtube kids exist for a reason
Yeah, I'm a 17 and can't access my favorite youtube videos anymore... gtfo youtube
She has literally posted 6 " THE TRUTH" videos in the past year
Is he gonna be discharged for ww3 too?
@@mechanicalturkproductions7349 You do realize you just said you want to kill a child, right?
@@WhispyMoon I am fully aware
@@mechanicalturkproductions7349 Ok, just making sure
@@WhispyMoon I want to kill a child
When you realize that your dog is older than this girl
i don’t have a dog...
Somewhat Sofiesticated intensified violin swipe
Well , i only have 2 cats
When you realise your dog is much older than 90% of the people watching this video
My Dog is 6 months old and probably smarter than her(is a siberian husky btw)
She was just the early test phase for Cuties.
i forgot that shit existed
@@sleepy_crusader Man I hate cuties.
How dare you say that word
You said the forbidden word
@@RuskiWaffle oof
*Who needs Petscop 2 when we can have Prison Break 2: Pyro's dad chronicles*
Me
Both also where's the first one?
nah petscop 2 better
Prison Break 2: Legends of Pyro
What happened to Shrek Has Swag 5?
Age is just a number, prison is just a place.
lol I love this.
Nice
Berg Electron Consent is just a word
Indeed
The Entire FBI don’t arrest me pls
Guys Daniel Cohn is actually 4 this is so sad
Lmao I thought you were a Dolan Dark 4th channel
4 iq hehee
you imsustor, your not the funny duck
That pfp bruh
She does look like one of those 12 year old girls that thinks they are older and tries to wear matute clothes lmao
Maturity comes with time. She think s that her maturity comes at the age of 11-12 but in reality it's more like 30-31
@@adamlifevictor5772 correct, most adults learn to take care of themselves at age 30-37
*This is not family friendly (angry emoji)*
*😤
Epic
😠
LOL (LAUGH OUT LOUD) 😎
*This is not family friendly (angry emoji)*
Comment section be like:
70%: "Where is Pyro"
22%: "Is she 12?"
8%: "So guys, we bullied a 12 year old kid, this is a bit older than usual but we did it"
@@Noam-Bahar comment session* its the new hip and trendy term
You forgot 1% camo jokes
Kenta Jin furries are gay. *Starts sweating and shoots up the furry convention.*
Or clorine lmao only og furry hunters know this tactic
This is completely false, everybody knows 99% of his comment section is '' where is petscope 2? "
When I was 11 I was playing with rocks
I can't even wear a sleeveless top without feeling bad how does she wear these clothes without regreting life?
Symptoms of a civilization in decay. Welcome to Weimar Hell 2.0
I'm 13 and trust me I'm dumb
(2 day ago I accidentally deleted all the files of my computer)
@@RosieUV oof
@@RosieUV Same thing for me but with more anger issues.
@@RosieUV F
As a normal 14 year old, I refuse to acknowledge her as part of my generation.
Aa a part of my generation I refuse to acknowledge her normal 14 year old
Floating head pyro is not something i wanna see while tripping on shrooms
Verified Account you ain’t tripping it’s actually pyro’s floating head
dont eat the stem
Or maybe it is...
I wish I was tripping about my wife not leaving me :(
Pyro spends money on weird outfits for vids instead of saving for a car
Stephen Burt or earning money for his dads bail
Stephen Burt true oh yeah yeah.
He had a chance to get his Dad out of jail in his limited time in the army, but he missed it. Instead he used it to bully children
*gg no re*
Why does everyone have the same profile pic
He spent that money on off white shorts and comme des garçon play shirt lol which is like 400-600 depending where u get it
Stand user: Danielle Cohn
Stand name: King Crimson
Ability: can skip time
Orarararara
Erasing time actually
@@Rhobeni If you look closely to the power, he technically skips time for everyone but him
"its like turning cthulu into super hitler satan"
Pyrocynical- 2020
Pyro: This video was sponsored by-
*Copyright-free music starts playing*
Blank thank god
I think he said no one
There is a video where he mentions how a company striked all of his videos for a song he has permissions to use, so he had to use the UA-cam video editor to put music and it doesn't work very well.
@@SVENY UMG I think
Poor hub
We all know Pyro joined the army so that he could liberate his father from prison.
He's been crying about that giant L for a while now lol
Pyro: "13+ is the age where you can have your own youtube account."
Me who had my account since I was 6: 👀
@Hanz with ze flammenwerfer joined 2 months ago hmmmm
@Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i was joking
@Hanz with ze flammenwerfer but thats still proves olichard is u years old
@Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i mean olichard is 7 years old
My old account was from the good ages , before logan and jake
"susan this isnt even a real rocket launcher" its not even a fake rocket launcher
Pyro got the Bully-Children pass now all he needs is the n-word pass and he'll be invincible
Pyro's is perhaps stronger than Shaggy?!
I think he'll be able to challenge Shaggy by then
@@user-xz7fx8zo2p :^)
Is ur prf a JoJo character with a pyro back round
He'll be strong enough to be noticed by Shaggy
Oh frick it's an army soldier
* *salutes* *
CoughE *salutes.*
It's an army soldier which isn't even allowed to own a gun in his own defending country
You guys are doing it wrong *french salutes* that's how you do it.....
DatTrueMG _ waves white flag in french*
XD
I like how he thinks it’s a rocket, when it’s a morter
Thats why hes in federal prison
man its called joke
Pyro: my subreddit is aids
2020: your wish has been granted
Pyro: *wait* *what*
You know you’re early to a Pyrocynical video when there’s ads on it
Trash man why doesn’t this have a million likes yet
Trash man and they’re gone XD
Lmao
Trash man hhhAH
They're still here
Pyro: “Susan it’s not a real rocket launcher”
Susan: This was never a real channel
Get thanos snapped
Its not even a rocket launcher thats a mortar
@@olivergliga4396 with no blast rings
@@olivergliga4396 Watch out for those wrist rockets !
it's not a fake rocket launcher either lmfao, its a mortar
Is anyone else here after she got pregnant? Legit curios
I didn't know she did but oh boy
Damn she got pregnant? I haven’t been following the Danielle Cohn drama but that does sound like her...
Nonce power
Jekhi Gaming I’m sorry she WHAT
Yeeeeep and she got an abortion too😐bro Child Protective Services need to take her away from her family.
Her boyfriend is actually Pyro's dad. That's why he's in jail. *Hilarious and original joke*
Perhaps you coulda said something about le olde pyro joke that pyro has a 12 yr old gf
I'm literally older than dannielle
Major General Pyrocynical comes out to face his own army of 250,000 gamers over Petscop 2. (2019 colorized)
*F R I E N D L Y F I R E*
Where I couldn’t see him
Pyro isn’t a groomer, he is to busy bullying them to groom them
Thank you for your service Pyro. You’ve earned the Bully Children Pass. Use it wisely.
She’s 5 years younger than Jojo Siwa…
At least jo jo doesn't do anything wrong
it's gaming bro music and vlogsss you can barely understand whatever she says
Still the worst member of the Joestar bloodline
Gotta say since Joseph cheated on suzie Q the joe star blood line has gone downhill
@@Yonko624 yep atleast josuke isnt bad
If she’s 12, then Pyro has to upload Petscop 2
damn does that mean we have to wait one more year
@@nokiohascontent yes.. :(
9:08 because I'm not a degenerate. That aged well
different type of degenerate
He technically is not...yet.
He is FUNNY too😂😂
What happened
@@ThatmfJuli4n yeah. What happened?
I love how he loaded a mortar and pointed it at the camera like a rpg
when you turn 25 you should make a video called so guys we did it a quarter of a 100 years old
oh ya when Daniel cohn said do I look like I am 11 that's what happens when you use 100% of your brain
@@agilezz1160 but only
.1% of shaggys power.
This bitch uses up 15.69% of Shaggy’s Power
*_LIKE,_* *_ZOINKS_* *_SCOOB_*
Pyro is 40, can we get 3 likes
YES DHCJDJAJS
Pyrocynical: * tries to make quality content *
UA-cam: "oh ur gonna fukin pay for that m8"
Your profile pic gave me a war flashback
best thing about this coment is the profile pic, gamers, rise up
Javier Andrade Same. Why tf do you have a pfp from 2004 Xbox Live
i can hear the low mic quality
When he holds the mortor like an RPG makes me scared, scared of seeing whoevers behind him heads being blown off.
He did say he got discharged due to friendly fire.
9:57 "And I'd also like to thank today's sponsor:"
*Begins speaking Lo-Fi beats to relax to*
*aS a LeGiTiMaTe MeMbEr oF tHe BrItIsh aRmY, I aM lEgAlLy AlLoWeD tO bUlLy ChIlDrEn.*
That is true.
@@greenhowie wtf are you people actually talking about
@@ayush_panchal STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHIT! WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR GREASY LITTLE FACE OR I'LL FUCKING DEMOLISH IT!
Plus the hazing that gets a free pass from Her Majesty. Don't deny it - you know the Army is just a way to make the biggest, hardest pricks in the land.
Pun fully fucking intended.
@@greenhowie Okay, I didn't knew all that shit cause I'm not from the UK.
@@ayush_panchal Ah. I see. Ok. Good job. Mission Accomplished. You got 'em.
The only thing that will let you bully kids again is petscop 2
yeah...
I feel like I'm going to jail just for viewing this video.
She's way to young to be on YT and wearing those costumes. Should I be using a VPN? This is scary.
Wait, Britain invaded STALINGRAD? I'm sorry, I think I missed that part of history class
Back to bullying children.
Proud of you, Pyro.
(Btw that's a mortar not a rocket launcher)
Ya, why Pyro so dumb, he could have had an amazing flamethrower. That would have been amazing
If she wants to act like an adult we get to bully her like one
*screams from far away* PETSCOP 2!!!!!!!
Xzeralt you should change your profile... I can’t tell if it’s ironic, I really hope it is...
NPC #4752 oh yeah yeah
Pyro's new content is cool, but I'm glad he's bullying children again.
*game ending
I can only get enjoyment out of bullying children
Yeah me too
9:06 not in that way. no.
everyone gangster untill pyro speaks outro
holy shit, pyro is a floating head now?
??!?!??!!??!?NO?!!?!? you are weong>!.! HE is whering a costumne>?! Are dum you... yes
@@skiptofan9493 thank you for leaving this wonderful comment.
@@skiptofan9493 that was deep, bro... 😔
@@skiptofan9493 so deep bro im gonna cry
Joeseph Parker r/whooooosh
Were you apart of the British army who took back 21 savage?
Sir savage the twenty first must stay in America
Why isn't this top comment
Why does 21 savage have to be British?
Sans gæ lul
@@RichardNixon1972 we don't want him keep him
I’m from Sweden and let me just say our ww2 lesson in school was about a single Swedish spy who sold inteligencia from 1934-1978 until he went to jail
Commenting for engagement to encourage you making more things you like to make bc they're my favorite videos you've ever made
"White girl language" 😂😂
I've been trying to decrypt white girl language it's not working
@@nazzy3964 yes
It was only pyros room. Pyros invisible. That damn camouflage
Thanks fbi
Why did u take 69 👺
fbi arrest them
Too bad. I am using a private browser. You will never a find my Internet browser history
Facepaint: Lesbian
Fatigues: Pyro's room
Camo Index: 100%
Pyrocynical:”it’s not a real rocket launcher”
Me:Yeah it’s a mortar tube
I did'nt even know a person named Danielle Cohn existed till this video.
I don't doubt that Pyrocinical is part of the British Army.
Maya 69 yeah he probably is tbh
As pyro is a member of the British Army, he could game end any Child in thr world
No does he look british be honest
Maya 69 well he did grow up in the same hood as 21 savage
Maya 69 With 21 Savage
BF: Im finna
Danniele: U finna what?
BF: Im finna go to jail
?
@@ChiefKeefFan3OO How do u not get the joke
@@foodtheedible I do it's just not that good
I'll join the that train. One last ride.
@@ChiefKeefFan3OO do you have a single fact to back that up?
Pyro: *wielding a mortar, and should have known what it is when he purchased it*
Also pyro: “iTs NoT a ReAl RoCkEt LaUnChEr, SuSaN”
"Okay class, what did we learn today?"
danille is 13 her birth certificate was leaked
im so QuIrKy ok boomer
@@Zaiqu0 no u
perfect 😈
Holy hell she looks older than me even doe im older than her
James Fullecido IM SAYINGGGG
*_AVOIDANCE 100_*
“Did they ever invade Germany? Did they ever invade Stalingrad?”
geez pyro, didn’t know you were Russian
German*.
The Russians *defended* Stalingrad.
0:00 falklands war intensifies
“It’s kind of like turning cuthulhu into super hitler Satan”
Oh boy, *oh boy*
I met super Hitler Satan
He is chill lol
@@kalashio No he's not ua-cam.com/video/cvh0nX08nRw/v-deo.html
@@_arthur_360 you bastard
@@HolkHugan But it never started, what's your problem?
@@_arthur_360 being rickrolled in 2020 😔
Pyro is allowed to bully everyone now apparently...
*SO GUYS, WE DID IT-*
*QUIET!!!* _HE'LL AIM FOR YOU NEXT IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!_
Finish it boih, I dare you.
Oh cornel, we are so fucked
You fucked up my f-
Wait that meme is dead
Oh yeah yeah
"The moonlight butterfly is the worst fight in Dark Souls"
*BED* *OF* *CHAOS*
It's actually sad to see that people older then me post such amazing content such as "trying adult costumes"
Your jacket pockets are at diagonals, which the Australian army calls “pixies”. They’re issued to females.
He IS a lesbian, what'cha expect?
Pyrozella is a female, so...
Good thing he isn't in Australia then huh
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n MMMMUUUAAAAAHHHH
@Razer Eliminator checked in on his christian mc server and hes a lvl 38 thug on that
"We've taken a look at the outside of Danielle, now let's-"
*Use Caution On This Slope You've Chosen To Tread*
*Caution is not in my vocabulary*
I'm 6
What are you talking about pyro didn’t step on any Asian people
1:00 she is saying " Might be so annoying, he frickin on his phone playing Fortnite "
“So what conclusion can we take from this content?”
“Can I go back to bed?”
Thinks a fake mortar is a fake rocket launcher. He did join the British Army.
The next thing is A Shotgun is now a sniper and A DMR is now A AR
Were do I buy this prop?
By the way how many guns does pyrocynical have?
“Turning cthulhu into super hitler satan”
I have every intention of stealing that
Do you know what game that clip is from?
Its from call of ctulhu
Idk how cthulu is spelled sry
Cthulhu
*chutulhlkfofkdjskwkkwkdkdkd*
One more come on someone
Yeah this didn't age well
Pyro’s favorite channel
Right back at ya
@@misterman9523 damn it
Nevermind
The last thing a German soldier sees on the battlefield (1943 colorized) 0:00
Who else thinks Pyro is just a 57 year old man acting like he's 20.
20 year old pyro would've done Petscop 2.
@@larsheikewiikmarthinsen9420 the institute replaced him
@@binemiskoDamn them synths.
"do i look like it"
@@veljkomaric1311 yes
Pyro we all know you joined the army to attempt to get your father back
XReaper They’re obviously holding pyro’s dad captive in their war prison. It all makes sense now!
69 likes, nice.
Makes human sense to me.
His father is f"""cking dead yo!!
Don’t tell him I here hiding in is ceiling
Interestingly enough I got two ads about the army and call of duty before the start of the video
Why did the ad before this video started have John Cena say "I know intensity"
“Its not a real rocket launcher” he said holding a mortar
Finally someone said it.
Well it definitely wasn't a real rocket launcher was it
Just out curiosity, would anybody happen to know the name of the mortar the model is pretending to be.
Nico Heer i was waiting for this
So uh where’s -PETSCOP2- content?
CaN yOu GuYs StOp AsKiNg fOr *-pEtScOp 2-* BeTtEr CoNtEnT
HiddenUnderAHood scare PewDiePie season 2
Watch as he uploads it and Petscop uploads the next video in the series
@@igorblyat7839 no i miss it and its an unsolved mystery
Pyrocynical: She... took everything from us
Me: I don't even know who she is
Tbh the quality of this video was really good. Great work bro.
*Pyro please bully adam levine and travis scott*
Fulfill your destiny, Pyro
Maron 5 bad sicko mode guy bad
Do it (palpatines voice)
S(weet victory)icko mode or Mo bamba
this is the content i signed up for
Pyro can join the army
But can't make petscop 2
I keep forgetting that every video ends with pyro’s voice being drowned out by music
" Super Hitler Satan"
Thats a fucking boss battle right there.
Before the video started I got an ad about joining the army, and then I saw 0:00
Same, almost died haha