Danielle Cohn should be removed off YouTube

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2019
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  • @greategretpictures
    @greategretpictures 4 роки тому +5522

    Her age isn't 11 her IQ is.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +5856

    You know what they say...
    _“When in doubt, send her to the ranch.”_

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 років тому +81

      Daniel Sambar *_r a n c h r e v i e w_*

    • @darkrager872
      @darkrager872 5 років тому +105

      R A M R A N C H.

    • @ethand.5937
      @ethand.5937 5 років тому +21

      UA-cam’s favorite show

    • @liln4450
      @liln4450 5 років тому +13

      DarkRager no her boyfriend goes to ram ranch smh.

    • @sonofamitch8522
      @sonofamitch8522 5 років тому +7

      To the RAAAAAANNNNCCCHHHH

  • @stupidfrog
    @stupidfrog 3 роки тому +6770

    A little update: in late 2019, her dad made a Facebook post clarifying that she was 13. So when Pyro made this video, Danielle Cohn was genuinely 12. Think about that. This little girl was faking pregnancies on the internet when she was 10/11.

  • @whyisnti1135
    @whyisnti1135 4 роки тому +2559

    Her middle name is Traffic. Danielle Traffic Cohn.

  • @icyhotpatch3393
    @icyhotpatch3393 5 років тому +4865

    She’s been saying that she’s 14 for like, 2 years now.
    *She just never ages I guess*

    • @koi-poi-yoi
      @koi-poi-yoi 5 років тому +74

      Mabye....... SHE WANTS DAT STALKERSSSSS. Or...... SHR JUST WANNA BE A SPOILED

    • @taffyistrashy
      @taffyistrashy 5 років тому +58

      Keanu Reeves epic theory

    • @ChampionXegg
      @ChampionXegg 5 років тому +171

      She's ash ketchum

    • @strunchshag6129
      @strunchshag6129 5 років тому +46

      She's an immortal demon witch

    • @simy2863
      @simy2863 5 років тому +30

      just like Ash Ketchum

  • @femursTibula
    @femursTibula 5 років тому +5410

    “I’m a member of the military.”
    *Holds a mortar as a rocket launcher*

    • @diobrando2845
      @diobrando2845 5 років тому +402

      That explains the friendly fire incident.

    • @dylanr9131
      @dylanr9131 4 роки тому +121

      i couldn't get past the fact that he put the rocket in the wrong way while saying he is a member of the military

    • @kyleczarnecki3263
      @kyleczarnecki3263 4 роки тому +9

      When you notices it’s a mortar not a rocket launcher.

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @finnoreilly4648
      @finnoreilly4648 4 роки тому +19

      Even more funny he put in the wrong ammo for the motar. In other words he put ammunition for a rocket launcher in a mortar.

  • @Memerath
    @Memerath 3 роки тому +2490

    0:59 as a white boy, i speak low level white girl, allow me to translate:
    My bf so annoying, he frickin on his phone, playin fortnite.
    That is what i could understand. of course, there's regional dialects, but this is a rough translation.

    • @Memerath
      @Memerath 3 роки тому +202

      i took this joke too far

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +269

      @@Memerath you took it far enough, and for that, I salute you. *proceeds to salute you*

    • @benderrodriguez441
      @benderrodriguez441 3 роки тому +67

      Thank you fine fellow because of this information we might be able to go into the mind of a 1 to 14 year olds.

    • @CaptainSugarr
      @CaptainSugarr 3 роки тому +70

      Did you just solve the Rosetta Stone

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 3 роки тому +48

      Me who speaks fluent white girls, cam say this is correct

  • @kite485
    @kite485 4 роки тому +2068

    Danielle cohn when she hits 18
    ***Hey guys I made an onlyfans I've been planning this for over 6 years now***

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 4 роки тому +53

      Stop.

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 3 роки тому +125

      I won't get surprised if this happens though

    • @Goths-On-The-Beach
      @Goths-On-The-Beach 3 роки тому +59

      Probably already got one ... these ethots need to get in the bin

    • @blitz.en._
      @blitz.en._ 3 роки тому +2

      thank you kite

    • @hihi-ef2nv
      @hihi-ef2nv 3 роки тому +3

      She's pretending to be 18 this year

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 4 роки тому +9837

    Who cares if she’s 11 or 15, she’s still too young to be making the content she’s making

    • @maskedman2979
      @maskedman2979 4 роки тому +607

      you had me in the first half ngl

    • @eljuniorcen2675
      @eljuniorcen2675 4 роки тому +74

      That Red Dude LOL me too

    • @brassbeast8582
      @brassbeast8582 4 роки тому +15

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @oikawaswifey2891
      @oikawaswifey2891 4 роки тому +37

      Her mother's forcing her it's pretty obvious

    • @marshparsh6558
      @marshparsh6558 4 роки тому +56

      thats not rly the point the point is that she is click bating he vids with her body and other inappropriate shit. there is also a theory out there saying that she is being used by her mom or that her mom neglects her and or abuses her its not just her being young

  • @kumikoarashi9237
    @kumikoarashi9237 5 років тому +3720

    The FBI is on the edge of their seat

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 5 років тому +59

      The FBI are gonna bust down their own doors for this

    • @vikramas1109
      @vikramas1109 5 років тому +10

      Nah they are too busy attacking the FRAIL HELPLESS 66 YEAR OLD ROGER STONE, don't you know. The poor, innocent man.

    • @anonymousanonymous5832
      @anonymousanonymous5832 5 років тому +6

      The FBI swatted me nans house

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 років тому +14

      I'd like the think they just got popcorn, watching UA-cam and waiting for someone to screw up to swat them for a meme.

    • @UwU-lm9or
      @UwU-lm9or 5 років тому +10

      **THE FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**

  • @kroh7742
    @kroh7742 4 роки тому +4361

    Choose your language:
    English ('Murica)
    English (Bri'ish)
    English (14 year old white girl)
    English (Karen took the kids)

  • @ariframennoodles8028
    @ariframennoodles8028 3 роки тому +2162

    This is why pro isn't a groomer. He would just bully the kids.

  • @pakratmiz4487
    @pakratmiz4487 4 роки тому +1978

    I hate how you need to be 18 to download UA-cam onto your phone but UA-cam wants 6 year olds to be able to watch mature content

    • @llamagenocide7428
      @llamagenocide7428 4 роки тому +77

      If you need to be 18 then why are there age restrictions?!

    • @bigoof1837
      @bigoof1837 4 роки тому +14

      @@llamagenocide7428 it says on the app store

    • @draketurcotte4760
      @draketurcotte4760 4 роки тому +17

      Pakrat Miz why do they make sure it’s as kid friendly as possible?! It’s ridiculous!

    • @th3returnofwtfisdischannel423
      @th3returnofwtfisdischannel423 4 роки тому +17

      And its not like youtube kids exist for a reason

    • @snafuthebrave1922
      @snafuthebrave1922 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, I'm a 17 and can't access my favorite youtube videos anymore... gtfo youtube

  • @fishy8214
    @fishy8214 4 роки тому +2988

    She has literally posted 6 " THE TRUTH" videos in the past year

    • @ThatDude-qw1sg
      @ThatDude-qw1sg 4 роки тому +36

      Is he gonna be discharged for ww3 too?

    • @WhispyMoon
      @WhispyMoon 4 роки тому +5

      @@mechanicalturkproductions7349 You do realize you just said you want to kill a child, right?

    • @mechanicalturkproductions7349
      @mechanicalturkproductions7349 4 роки тому +36

      @@WhispyMoon I am fully aware

    • @WhispyMoon
      @WhispyMoon 4 роки тому +3

      @@mechanicalturkproductions7349 Ok, just making sure

    • @jordanvannortwick9426
      @jordanvannortwick9426 4 роки тому +4

      @@WhispyMoon I want to kill a child

  • @dewitt3453
    @dewitt3453 3 роки тому +913

    When you realize that your dog is older than this girl

    • @sofiiaaaaaa
      @sofiiaaaaaa 3 роки тому +6

      i don’t have a dog...

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 3 роки тому +6

      Somewhat Sofiesticated intensified violin swipe

    • @SerbianTaliban
      @SerbianTaliban 3 роки тому +1

      Well , i only have 2 cats

    • @invictine
      @invictine 3 роки тому +5

      When you realise your dog is much older than 90% of the people watching this video

    • @Dacia52
      @Dacia52 3 роки тому +1

      My Dog is 6 months old and probably smarter than her(is a siberian husky btw)

  • @thedukeofnothing6421
    @thedukeofnothing6421 3 роки тому +1127

    She was just the early test phase for Cuties.

  • @Stryker98
    @Stryker98 5 років тому +719

    *Who needs Petscop 2 when we can have Prison Break 2: Pyro's dad chronicles*

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 5 років тому +14554

    Age is just a number, prison is just a place.

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 4 роки тому +259

    Guys Daniel Cohn is actually 4 this is so sad

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao I thought you were a Dolan Dark 4th channel

    • @roooo4616
      @roooo4616 3 роки тому +2

      4 iq hehee

    • @theTrevorluck
      @theTrevorluck 3 роки тому

      you imsustor, your not the funny duck

    • @darth_autismo
      @darth_autismo 2 роки тому

      That pfp bruh

  • @lx8591
    @lx8591 4 роки тому +305

    She does look like one of those 12 year old girls that thinks they are older and tries to wear matute clothes lmao

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 3 роки тому +23

      Maturity comes with time. She think s that her maturity comes at the age of 11-12 but in reality it's more like 30-31

    • @mahado31
      @mahado31 2 роки тому

      @@adamlifevictor5772 correct, most adults learn to take care of themselves at age 30-37

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 5 років тому +3774

    *This is not family friendly (angry emoji)*

  • @tinypixiebread
    @tinypixiebread 5 років тому +544

    Comment section be like:
    70%: "Where is Pyro"
    22%: "Is she 12?"
    8%: "So guys, we bullied a 12 year old kid, this is a bit older than usual but we did it"

    • @jameskilic6844
      @jameskilic6844 5 років тому +1

      @@Noam-Bahar comment session* its the new hip and trendy term

    • @bolbisaurplays4539
      @bolbisaurplays4539 5 років тому +1

      You forgot 1% camo jokes

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 5 років тому +4

      Kenta Jin furries are gay. *Starts sweating and shoots up the furry convention.*

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 5 років тому +1

      Or clorine lmao only og furry hunters know this tactic

    • @sinkmagg0t
      @sinkmagg0t 5 років тому +2

      This is completely false, everybody knows 99% of his comment section is '' where is petscope 2? "

  • @RosieUV
    @RosieUV 3 роки тому +561

    When I was 11 I was playing with rocks
    I can't even wear a sleeveless top without feeling bad how does she wear these clothes without regreting life?

    • @ChristAcolyte
      @ChristAcolyte 3 роки тому +31

      Symptoms of a civilization in decay. Welcome to Weimar Hell 2.0

    • @RosieUV
      @RosieUV 3 роки тому +30

      I'm 13 and trust me I'm dumb
      (2 day ago I accidentally deleted all the files of my computer)

    • @aaronliu5560
      @aaronliu5560 3 роки тому +2

      @@RosieUV oof

    • @adamlifevictor5772
      @adamlifevictor5772 3 роки тому +3

      @@RosieUV Same thing for me but with more anger issues.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 3 роки тому

      @@RosieUV F

  • @adamlifevictor5772
    @adamlifevictor5772 3 роки тому +45

    As a normal 14 year old, I refuse to acknowledge her as part of my generation.

    • @test1kalgaming724
      @test1kalgaming724 2 роки тому +2

      Aa a part of my generation I refuse to acknowledge her normal 14 year old

  • @djcev1999
    @djcev1999 5 років тому +702

    Floating head pyro is not something i wanna see while tripping on shrooms

    • @ashleybrigitte2423
      @ashleybrigitte2423 5 років тому +6

      Verified Account you ain’t tripping it’s actually pyro’s floating head

    • @dialupdog
      @dialupdog 5 років тому +4

      dont eat the stem

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 років тому

      Or maybe it is...

    • @Stryker98
      @Stryker98 5 років тому +1

      I wish I was tripping about my wife not leaving me :(

  • @stephenburt5268
    @stephenburt5268 5 років тому +4340

    Pyro spends money on weird outfits for vids instead of saving for a car

    • @spencerclover2940
      @spencerclover2940 5 років тому +105

      Stephen Burt or earning money for his dads bail

    • @drbigspritecranberry8816
      @drbigspritecranberry8816 5 років тому +7

      Stephen Burt true oh yeah yeah.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому +43

      He had a chance to get his Dad out of jail in his limited time in the army, but he missed it. Instead he used it to bully children
      *gg no re*

    • @cameronkunkel2137
      @cameronkunkel2137 5 років тому

      Why does everyone have the same profile pic

    • @bloopmicheals9035
      @bloopmicheals9035 5 років тому +1

      He spent that money on off white shorts and comme des garçon play shirt lol which is like 400-600 depending where u get it

  • @insert_name_here6593
    @insert_name_here6593 3 роки тому +157

    Stand user: Danielle Cohn
    Stand name: King Crimson
    Ability: can skip time

    • @b.welixabete
      @b.welixabete 3 роки тому +1

      Orarararara

    • @Rhobeni
      @Rhobeni 2 роки тому +2

      Erasing time actually

    • @worldgov3922
      @worldgov3922 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rhobeni If you look closely to the power, he technically skips time for everyone but him

  • @avgperson
    @avgperson 2 роки тому +34

    "its like turning cthulu into super hitler satan"
    Pyrocynical- 2020

  • @mycarsdad8320
    @mycarsdad8320 4 роки тому +1105

    Pyro: This video was sponsored by-
    *Copyright-free music starts playing*

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 4 роки тому +4

      Blank thank god

    • @thecornerkid5429
      @thecornerkid5429 4 роки тому +7

      I think he said no one

    • @SVENY
      @SVENY 4 роки тому +18

      There is a video where he mentions how a company striked all of his videos for a song he has permissions to use, so he had to use the UA-cam video editor to put music and it doesn't work very well.

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 4 роки тому

      @@SVENY UMG I think

    • @br4ndo_xploit315
      @br4ndo_xploit315 4 роки тому

      Poor hub

  • @alexandervalt4189
    @alexandervalt4189 5 років тому +666

    We all know Pyro joined the army so that he could liberate his father from prison.

    • @zacharywilliams4612
      @zacharywilliams4612 5 років тому +10

      He's been crying about that giant L for a while now lol

  • @Olichard
    @Olichard 2 роки тому +79

    Pyro: "13+ is the age where you can have your own youtube account."
    Me who had my account since I was 6: 👀

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 2 роки тому +1

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer joined 2 months ago hmmmm

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 2 роки тому

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i was joking

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 2 роки тому

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer but thats still proves olichard is u years old

    • @mohamedmaahilmmm6268
      @mohamedmaahilmmm6268 2 роки тому

      @Hanz with ze flammenwerfer i mean olichard is 7 years old

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 роки тому +1

      My old account was from the good ages , before logan and jake

  • @SwindlerJeff
    @SwindlerJeff 3 роки тому +44

    "susan this isnt even a real rocket launcher" its not even a fake rocket launcher

  • @hexenh
    @hexenh 5 років тому +347

    Pyro got the Bully-Children pass now all he needs is the n-word pass and he'll be invincible

    • @papalovex4415
      @papalovex4415 5 років тому +16

      Pyro's is perhaps stronger than Shaggy?!

    • @khaijuslaam
      @khaijuslaam 5 років тому +7

      I think he'll be able to challenge Shaggy by then

    • @hexenh
      @hexenh 5 років тому +2

      @@user-xz7fx8zo2p :^)

    • @ordinarysomeone7683
      @ordinarysomeone7683 5 років тому +1

      Is ur prf a JoJo character with a pyro back round

    • @Bubba335
      @Bubba335 5 років тому +2

      He'll be strong enough to be noticed by Shaggy

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 років тому +664

    Oh frick it's an army soldier
    * *salutes* *

    • @tgpt-0170
      @tgpt-0170 5 років тому +3

      CoughE *salutes.*

    • @Hypn1c
      @Hypn1c 5 років тому +3

      It's an army soldier which isn't even allowed to own a gun in his own defending country

    • @dattruemg_6062
      @dattruemg_6062 5 років тому +1

      You guys are doing it wrong *french salutes* that's how you do it.....

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 років тому

      DatTrueMG _ waves white flag in french*

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 5 років тому

      XD

  • @christopherharvey5234
    @christopherharvey5234 3 роки тому +29

    I like how he thinks it’s a rocket, when it’s a morter

    • @zajoch2005
      @zajoch2005 3 роки тому

      Thats why hes in federal prison

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 2 роки тому

      man its called joke

  • @bathtubinvader
    @bathtubinvader 3 роки тому +49

    Pyro: my subreddit is aids
    2020: your wish has been granted
    Pyro: *wait* *what*

  • @trashman6623
    @trashman6623 5 років тому +444

    You know you’re early to a Pyrocynical video when there’s ads on it

  • @unlimited-3298
    @unlimited-3298 4 роки тому +785

    Pyro: “Susan it’s not a real rocket launcher”
    Susan: This was never a real channel

    • @arthurmorgan2072
      @arthurmorgan2072 4 роки тому +13

      Get thanos snapped

    • @olivergliga4396
      @olivergliga4396 4 роки тому +7

      Its not even a rocket launcher thats a mortar

    • @callmekermit1339
      @callmekermit1339 3 роки тому +2

      @@olivergliga4396 with no blast rings

    • @JV-mm2yf
      @JV-mm2yf 3 роки тому +2

      @@olivergliga4396 Watch out for those wrist rockets !

    • @smonkwade8191
      @smonkwade8191 3 роки тому +1

      it's not a fake rocket launcher either lmfao, its a mortar

  • @Jekhi
    @Jekhi 3 роки тому +865

    Is anyone else here after she got pregnant? Legit curios

    • @moosechamp5298
      @moosechamp5298 3 роки тому +180

      I didn't know she did but oh boy

    • @jamie-xs2qo
      @jamie-xs2qo 3 роки тому +140

      Damn she got pregnant? I haven’t been following the Danielle Cohn drama but that does sound like her...

    • @everynameimakeiscringe8641
      @everynameimakeiscringe8641 3 роки тому +29

      Nonce power

    • @ThisActuallyHappenedIRL
      @ThisActuallyHappenedIRL 3 роки тому +52

      Jekhi Gaming I’m sorry she WHAT

    • @PlayboyJester
      @PlayboyJester 3 роки тому +191

      Yeeeeep and she got an abortion too😐bro Child Protective Services need to take her away from her family.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 років тому +204

    Her boyfriend is actually Pyro's dad. That's why he's in jail. *Hilarious and original joke*

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 5 років тому +5

      Perhaps you coulda said something about le olde pyro joke that pyro has a 12 yr old gf

    • @trollege9488
      @trollege9488 2 роки тому

      I'm literally older than dannielle

  • @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy
    @ToyotaCorolla-lr1uy 5 років тому +149

    Major General Pyrocynical comes out to face his own army of 250,000 gamers over Petscop 2. (2019 colorized)

  • @linkfiedproductions2246
    @linkfiedproductions2246 2 роки тому +16

    Pyro isn’t a groomer, he is to busy bullying them to groom them

  • @funnyguy3255
    @funnyguy3255 3 роки тому +13

    Thank you for your service Pyro. You’ve earned the Bully Children Pass. Use it wisely.

  • @abigailrose3439
    @abigailrose3439 5 років тому +1087

    She’s 5 years younger than Jojo Siwa…

    • @itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664
      @itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664 5 років тому +95

      At least jo jo doesn't do anything wrong

    • @akiren134
      @akiren134 5 років тому +16

      it's gaming bro music and vlogsss you can barely understand whatever she says

    • @Resinless-ov3sr
      @Resinless-ov3sr 5 років тому +49

      Still the worst member of the Joestar bloodline

    • @Yonko624
      @Yonko624 5 років тому +21

      Gotta say since Joseph cheated on suzie Q the joe star blood line has gone downhill

    • @Resinless-ov3sr
      @Resinless-ov3sr 5 років тому +6

      @@Yonko624 yep atleast josuke isnt bad

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 5 років тому +283

    If she’s 12, then Pyro has to upload Petscop 2

    • @nokiohascontent
      @nokiohascontent 5 років тому +3

      damn does that mean we have to wait one more year

    • @xjoshryanx2216
      @xjoshryanx2216 5 років тому

      @@nokiohascontent yes.. :(

  • @maculagravy
    @maculagravy 3 роки тому +31

    9:08 because I'm not a degenerate. That aged well

  • @Broman-eg6ks
    @Broman-eg6ks 3 роки тому +8

    I love how he loaded a mortar and pointed it at the camera like a rpg

  • @agilezz1160
    @agilezz1160 5 років тому +1305

    when you turn 25 you should make a video called so guys we did it a quarter of a 100 years old

    • @agilezz1160
      @agilezz1160 5 років тому +15

      oh ya when Daniel cohn said do I look like I am 11 that's what happens when you use 100% of your brain

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 5 років тому +21

      @@agilezz1160 but only
      .1% of shaggys power.

    • @NA-hi6rj
      @NA-hi6rj 5 років тому +4

      This bitch uses up 15.69% of Shaggy’s Power
      *_LIKE,_* *_ZOINKS_* *_SCOOB_*

    • @francisforever7653
      @francisforever7653 5 років тому +3

      Pyro is 40, can we get 3 likes

    • @chelsealol9776
      @chelsealol9776 5 років тому

      YES DHCJDJAJS

  • @ratshitstrap8622
    @ratshitstrap8622 5 років тому +164

    Pyrocynical: * tries to make quality content *
    UA-cam: "oh ur gonna fukin pay for that m8"

    • @ELHOMIE__
      @ELHOMIE__ 5 років тому +6

      Your profile pic gave me a war flashback

    • @heytorxx8058
      @heytorxx8058 5 років тому +1

      best thing about this coment is the profile pic, gamers, rise up

    • @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan
      @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan 5 років тому

      Javier Andrade Same. Why tf do you have a pfp from 2004 Xbox Live

    • @feralbunnywoman
      @feralbunnywoman 5 років тому

      i can hear the low mic quality

  • @Katakuna616
    @Katakuna616 3 роки тому +10

    When he holds the mortor like an RPG makes me scared, scared of seeing whoevers behind him heads being blown off.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому

      He did say he got discharged due to friendly fire.

  • @face6827
    @face6827 3 роки тому +6

    9:57 "And I'd also like to thank today's sponsor:"
    *Begins speaking Lo-Fi beats to relax to*

  • @ayush_panchal
    @ayush_panchal 5 років тому +483

    *aS a LeGiTiMaTe MeMbEr oF tHe BrItIsh aRmY, I aM lEgAlLy AlLoWeD tO bUlLy ChIlDrEn.*

    • @andra4504
      @andra4504 5 років тому +3

      That is true.

    • @ayush_panchal
      @ayush_panchal 5 років тому

      @@greenhowie wtf are you people actually talking about

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +6

      @@ayush_panchal STAND UP STRAIGHT, YOU LITTLE SHIT! WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR GREASY LITTLE FACE OR I'LL FUCKING DEMOLISH IT!
      Plus the hazing that gets a free pass from Her Majesty. Don't deny it - you know the Army is just a way to make the biggest, hardest pricks in the land.
      Pun fully fucking intended.

    • @ayush_panchal
      @ayush_panchal 5 років тому

      @@greenhowie Okay, I didn't knew all that shit cause I'm not from the UK.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +2

      @@ayush_panchal Ah. I see. Ok. Good job. Mission Accomplished. You got 'em.

  • @RatKing369
    @RatKing369 5 років тому +250

    The only thing that will let you bully kids again is petscop 2

  • @foxtailedcritter
    @foxtailedcritter 4 роки тому +18

    I feel like I'm going to jail just for viewing this video.
    She's way to young to be on YT and wearing those costumes. Should I be using a VPN? This is scary.

  • @chernobylthing3932
    @chernobylthing3932 3 роки тому +5

    Wait, Britain invaded STALINGRAD? I'm sorry, I think I missed that part of history class

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 5 років тому +820

    Back to bullying children.
    Proud of you, Pyro.
    (Btw that's a mortar not a rocket launcher)

    • @davinky6114
      @davinky6114 5 років тому +8

      Ya, why Pyro so dumb, he could have had an amazing flamethrower. That would have been amazing

    • @anzacxlag2606
      @anzacxlag2606 5 років тому +10

      If she wants to act like an adult we get to bully her like one

    • @Hooray-xp3of
      @Hooray-xp3of 5 років тому +3

      *screams from far away* PETSCOP 2!!!!!!!

    • @CasualJamer
      @CasualJamer 5 років тому +1

      Xzeralt you should change your profile... I can’t tell if it’s ironic, I really hope it is...

    • @Room40_07
      @Room40_07 5 років тому +1

      NPC #4752 oh yeah yeah

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 років тому +1000

    Pyro's new content is cool, but I'm glad he's bullying children again.

  • @yarloo
    @yarloo 3 роки тому +9

    9:06 not in that way. no.

  • @DonAaronChan
    @DonAaronChan 3 роки тому +2

    everyone gangster untill pyro speaks outro

  • @bakajelloo2913
    @bakajelloo2913 4 роки тому +1302

    holy shit, pyro is a floating head now?

    • @skiptofan9493
      @skiptofan9493 4 роки тому +62

      ??!?!??!!??!?NO?!!?!? you are weong>!.! HE is whering a costumne>?! Are dum you... yes

    • @bakajelloo2913
      @bakajelloo2913 4 роки тому +62

      @@skiptofan9493 thank you for leaving this wonderful comment.

    • @marsyad6002
      @marsyad6002 4 роки тому +35

      @@skiptofan9493 that was deep, bro... 😔

    • @hightower6863
      @hightower6863 4 роки тому +28

      @@skiptofan9493 so deep bro im gonna cry

    • @evieprosser4063
      @evieprosser4063 4 роки тому +5

      Joeseph Parker r/whooooosh

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 5 років тому +354

    Were you apart of the British army who took back 21 savage?

  • @therealboi1335
    @therealboi1335 3 роки тому +3

    I’m from Sweden and let me just say our ww2 lesson in school was about a single Swedish spy who sold inteligencia from 1934-1978 until he went to jail

  • @semeras
    @semeras 2 роки тому +1

    Commenting for engagement to encourage you making more things you like to make bc they're my favorite videos you've ever made

  • @gabeparnell5312
    @gabeparnell5312 5 років тому +757

    "White girl language" 😂😂

    • @wyatt1248
      @wyatt1248 5 років тому +3

      I've been trying to decrypt white girl language it's not working

    • @revelatedsouls
      @revelatedsouls 5 років тому +1

      @@nazzy3964 yes

  • @Myriad2309
    @Myriad2309 5 років тому +265

    It was only pyros room. Pyros invisible. That damn camouflage

    • @haharhyan
      @haharhyan 5 років тому +3

      Thanks fbi

    • @whyamihere3538
      @whyamihere3538 5 років тому +2

      Why did u take 69 👺

    • @badbread8382
      @badbread8382 5 років тому +1

      fbi arrest them

    • @TheDismissor
      @TheDismissor 5 років тому +1

      Too bad. I am using a private browser. You will never a find my Internet browser history

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 5 років тому

      Facepaint: Lesbian
      Fatigues: Pyro's room
      Camo Index: 100%

  • @jacobkajmowicz7335
    @jacobkajmowicz7335 3 роки тому +3

    Pyrocynical:”it’s not a real rocket launcher”
    Me:Yeah it’s a mortar tube

  • @rehulus8851
    @rehulus8851 3 роки тому +5

    I did'nt even know a person named Danielle Cohn existed till this video.

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 років тому +194

    I don't doubt that Pyrocinical is part of the British Army.

    • @wrightypegz8997
      @wrightypegz8997 5 років тому +9

      Maya 69 yeah he probably is tbh

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 5 років тому +14

      As pyro is a member of the British Army, he could game end any Child in thr world

    • @milankroes2998
      @milankroes2998 5 років тому +1

      No does he look british be honest

    • @geomdc6513
      @geomdc6513 5 років тому +4

      Maya 69 well he did grow up in the same hood as 21 savage

    • @slamiana
      @slamiana 5 років тому +4

      Maya 69 With 21 Savage

  • @Kapitan.kotlas
    @Kapitan.kotlas 5 років тому +154

    BF: Im finna
    Danniele: U finna what?
    BF: Im finna go to jail

    • @ChiefKeefFan3OO
      @ChiefKeefFan3OO 5 років тому +1

      ?

    • @foodtheedible
      @foodtheedible 5 років тому

      @@ChiefKeefFan3OO How do u not get the joke

    • @ChiefKeefFan3OO
      @ChiefKeefFan3OO 5 років тому

      @@foodtheedible I do it's just not that good

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 5 років тому

      I'll join the that train. One last ride.

    • @powerlich783
      @powerlich783 5 років тому

      @@ChiefKeefFan3OO do you have a single fact to back that up?

  • @eddiehunter1887
    @eddiehunter1887 3 роки тому +4

    Pyro: *wielding a mortar, and should have known what it is when he purchased it*
    Also pyro: “iTs NoT a ReAl RoCkEt LaUnChEr, SuSaN”

  • @lucaslkkeandersen1916
    @lucaslkkeandersen1916 2 роки тому +1

    "Okay class, what did we learn today?"

  • @Zombeedog
    @Zombeedog 4 роки тому +1374

    danille is 13 her birth certificate was leaked

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 4 роки тому +9

      im so QuIrKy ok boomer

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 4 роки тому +153

      @@Zaiqu0 no u

    • @Sullyisgone
      @Sullyisgone 4 роки тому +4

      perfect 😈

    • @jamesfullecido9760
      @jamesfullecido9760 4 роки тому +14

      Holy hell she looks older than me even doe im older than her

    • @lucia.8575
      @lucia.8575 4 роки тому +1

      James Fullecido IM SAYINGGGG

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 5 років тому +240

    *_AVOIDANCE 100_*

  • @CarsonMHerr
    @CarsonMHerr 3 роки тому +24

    “Did they ever invade Germany? Did they ever invade Stalingrad?”
    geez pyro, didn’t know you were Russian

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому

      German*.
      The Russians *defended* Stalingrad.

  • @timothylewis2309
    @timothylewis2309 3 роки тому +2

    0:00 falklands war intensifies

  • @groonkaston1007
    @groonkaston1007 4 роки тому +521

    “It’s kind of like turning cuthulhu into super hitler Satan”
    Oh boy, *oh boy*

    • @kalashio
      @kalashio 4 роки тому +8

      I met super Hitler Satan
      He is chill lol

    • @_arthur_360
      @_arthur_360 4 роки тому +5

      @@kalashio No he's not ua-cam.com/video/cvh0nX08nRw/v-deo.html

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 роки тому

      @@_arthur_360 you bastard

    • @_arthur_360
      @_arthur_360 4 роки тому +3

      @@HolkHugan But it never started, what's your problem?

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 роки тому

      @@_arthur_360 being rickrolled in 2020 😔

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 5 років тому +534

    Pyro is allowed to bully everyone now apparently...
    *SO GUYS, WE DID IT-*

  • @nono-wo2yu
    @nono-wo2yu 3 роки тому +1

    "The moonlight butterfly is the worst fight in Dark Souls"
    *BED* *OF* *CHAOS*

  • @jemr3
    @jemr3 3 роки тому +6

    It's actually sad to see that people older then me post such amazing content such as "trying adult costumes"

  • @pubusi4253
    @pubusi4253 5 років тому +750

    Your jacket pockets are at diagonals, which the Australian army calls “pixies”. They’re issued to females.

    • @Moxo_
      @Moxo_ 5 років тому +239

      He IS a lesbian, what'cha expect?

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 5 років тому +42

      Pyrozella is a female, so...

    • @Xenom0rphed
      @Xenom0rphed 5 років тому +37

      Good thing he isn't in Australia then huh

    • @Xenom0rphed
      @Xenom0rphed 5 років тому +12

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n MMMMUUUAAAAAHHHH

    • @junkers4567
      @junkers4567 5 років тому +6

      @Razer Eliminator checked in on his christian mc server and hes a lvl 38 thug on that

  • @PizzaNuggetPie
    @PizzaNuggetPie 4 роки тому +313

    "We've taken a look at the outside of Danielle, now let's-"
    *Use Caution On This Slope You've Chosen To Tread*

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 роки тому +19

      *Caution is not in my vocabulary*
      I'm 6

    • @rafi7115
      @rafi7115 3 роки тому +1

      What are you talking about pyro didn’t step on any Asian people

  • @Blyskawic4
    @Blyskawic4 3 роки тому +3

    1:00 she is saying " Might be so annoying, he frickin on his phone playing Fortnite "

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 3 роки тому +3

    “So what conclusion can we take from this content?”
    “Can I go back to bed?”

  • @Bogiesalterego
    @Bogiesalterego 5 років тому +157

    Thinks a fake mortar is a fake rocket launcher. He did join the British Army.

  • @somethingbehindyouu
    @somethingbehindyouu 4 роки тому +416

    “Turning cthulhu into super hitler satan”
    I have every intention of stealing that

  • @xc_gwpl
    @xc_gwpl 3 роки тому +19

    Yeah this didn't age well

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 3 роки тому

      Pyro’s favorite channel

    • @misterman9523
      @misterman9523 3 роки тому

      Right back at ya

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 3 роки тому

      @@misterman9523 damn it

    • @xc_gwpl
      @xc_gwpl 3 роки тому +1

      Nevermind

  • @zebruh5930
    @zebruh5930 3 роки тому +2

    The last thing a German soldier sees on the battlefield (1943 colorized) 0:00

  • @Tootster
    @Tootster 4 роки тому +2882

    Who else thinks Pyro is just a 57 year old man acting like he's 20.

  • @reaperr6357
    @reaperr6357 5 років тому +576

    Pyro we all know you joined the army to attempt to get your father back

    • @hypnobagels8634
      @hypnobagels8634 5 років тому +17

      XReaper They’re obviously holding pyro’s dad captive in their war prison. It all makes sense now!

    • @himiko7412
      @himiko7412 5 років тому +2

      69 likes, nice.

    • @aliteralhorse5023
      @aliteralhorse5023 5 років тому +3

      Makes human sense to me.

    • @iwillsub2pewds920
      @iwillsub2pewds920 5 років тому

      His father is f"""cking dead yo!!

    • @autisticgoblin1992
      @autisticgoblin1992 5 років тому

      Don’t tell him I here hiding in is ceiling

  • @caye3712
    @caye3712 4 роки тому

    Interestingly enough I got two ads about the army and call of duty before the start of the video

  • @Reaper-gg3fg
    @Reaper-gg3fg 3 роки тому +1

    Why did the ad before this video started have John Cena say "I know intensity"

  • @GalgaF
    @GalgaF 5 років тому +126

    “Its not a real rocket launcher” he said holding a mortar

    • @cameroncohen4950
      @cameroncohen4950 5 років тому

      Finally someone said it.

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 5 років тому +15

      Well it definitely wasn't a real rocket launcher was it

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 5 років тому

      Just out curiosity, would anybody happen to know the name of the mortar the model is pretending to be.

    • @anthonymatrisciano924
      @anthonymatrisciano924 5 років тому

      Nico Heer i was waiting for this

  • @hiddenunderahood2052
    @hiddenunderahood2052 5 років тому +563

    So uh where’s -PETSCOP2- content?

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +23

      CaN yOu GuYs StOp AsKiNg fOr *-pEtScOp 2-* BeTtEr CoNtEnT

    • @EllaGP22
      @EllaGP22 5 років тому +4

      HiddenUnderAHood scare PewDiePie season 2

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 5 років тому +2

      Watch as he uploads it and Petscop uploads the next video in the series

    • @biffy.
      @biffy. 5 років тому

      @@igorblyat7839 no i miss it and its an unsolved mystery

  • @lazyakuma1165
    @lazyakuma1165 3 роки тому +3

    Pyrocynical: She... took everything from us
    Me: I don't even know who she is

  • @TOSUnbound
    @TOSUnbound 3 роки тому

    Tbh the quality of this video was really good. Great work bro.

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 5 років тому +1692

    *Pyro please bully adam levine and travis scott*

  • @nosoyporta
    @nosoyporta 5 років тому +144

    Pyro can join the army
    But can't make petscop 2

  • @northweast5857
    @northweast5857 4 роки тому

    I keep forgetting that every video ends with pyro’s voice being drowned out by music

  • @mr.execute7424
    @mr.execute7424 3 роки тому +1

    " Super Hitler Satan"
    Thats a fucking boss battle right there.

  • @RealKangatom
    @RealKangatom 5 років тому +99

    Before the video started I got an ad about joining the army, and then I saw 0:00

    • @cinder9407
      @cinder9407 5 років тому +1

      Same, almost died haha