You know what else is weird that people follow? My cartoon band Your Favorite Martian, who has a NEW SONG OUT NOW. The music video is out now too: ua-cam.com/video/62YPbpEoqYc/v-deo.html🔥🔥
It's a bad critique as well, like hardcore anti-capitalist here, but goddamn, sometimes i see my compandres arguments, and they're flimsy af, typically from tankies as well.
"Sir your taxes are due, Idc if you‘re a jedi or not." *moves fingers* "My taxes aren‘t due." "Your taxes aren‘t due. Have a nice day sir, sorry for the issues."
Basicly an atheist. Like that episode of south park where cartman ends up in the future and every one in the future are atheist and only believe in scienentology.
Im actually a dudeist priest. Did my friends wedding here in Texas. Also took about 20 minutes to be a priests. Filled out some paperwork, printed off a cert. The dude abides.
Basicly the episode that cartman end up in the future and everyone believes in scientology. And i really hope he gets his own episode like that dog guy.
I actually celebrate festivus. Every year! My grandma usually hosts it and all the kids open their presents from their grandparents, aunts and uncles and we’ve always got the absolute largest amount of food for dinner (not enough to top thanksgiving though.)
There is also the church of the flying spaghetti monster :) I think it can count as weird. You can also get married under it and also wear a spaghetti sieve on official papers like a drivers license.
I am actually an ordained priest of dudeisn. Saw it once on Facebook when I was recovering from surgery. I was a bit loopy and I was like hell why not. So I did it. May the dude be with all of you. 😊❤
Now we need a Sith Order to rival the Jedi. Just imagine you look out your window and you see two whole ass army’s with hundred dollar laser swords fighting each other in the middle of the streets.
its basically about centering yourself and letting go of stress 🤷♀️ taking pleasure in the small things, and try to let go/ride out the things you cant control, support each other. Mandatory activities are prayer - ie, a planned period of chilling, preferably with a cold beverage of choice, company is optional 😂❤ they have an fb group
My boyfriends dad got ordained as a minister of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to do the vows at his daughters wedding 😂 He even had a little tie clip and cufflings with the symbol on them it was great
the church of dudeism actually lets you legally become a priest just by printing out a form on their website. i’ve officially been a dudeist priest for about a year and a half now
You know what else is weird that people follow? My cartoon band Your Favorite Martian, who has a NEW SONG OUT NOW. The music video is out now too: ua-cam.com/video/62YPbpEoqYc/v-deo.html🔥🔥
Speak not of Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Praise YFM!!!
I AM EARLYYY
ima listen to it later
I'm Frickin happy to be Early
i’m about to become a jedi and evade taxes legally 💀
The dark side of the force is a pathway to mant abilities some consider to be, unnatural
Fr I be using the force to evade tax
Is it possible to learn this power?
this is where the fun begins
@@lesteregonia3941 "you will not make me pay taxes"
"We worship you"
"Sir, this is Google HQ"
No, it's a Wendy's 😅😅
@@theemirofjaffa2266 "Wendyism"
I don't know why I read this with an Indian accent😰
@@AAGul LMAOOOO💀💀 you got that indian call center accent going on in your head huh? 🤣
@@AAGul
Because Indians can Warship anything
Tom Cruise got to Ray at the end 💀
Bro 💀
Real 💀
💀💀💀
huh? i don’t get these 💀
@@iamaskullemoji i'm assuming it means Tom Cruise is a scientologist.
"We are silly billies"
“We eat silly sausages”
Ahh you beat me to it fellow brother 🙏
We are silly billies
WE ARE SILLY BILLIES 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️
WE ARE SILLY BILLIES!1!1!1!1!1🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷
Church of Google sounds like something you'd see in a dystopian novel that's supposed to be some critique against capitalism.
That’s sounds something like from the SCP foundation
Sounds like an entertaining read or watch actually. I would.
It's a bad critique as well, like hardcore anti-capitalist here, but goddamn, sometimes i see my compandres arguments, and they're flimsy af, typically from tankies as well.
😂😊
Someone write that down someone f****** write that down now
"Sir your taxes are due, Idc if you‘re a jedi or not."
*moves fingers* "My taxes aren‘t due."
"Your taxes aren‘t due. Have a nice day sir, sorry for the issues."
nice one
I can just imagine Jediism being legal (although very little members) in the SCP Universe
@@straenmusikant7402 the GOC after seeing a person lift a block: So Anyways I started blasting.
Ah, man I'd be a Jedi immediately if that was the case.
@@501stappo8the scp after seeing a person lift a block: so anyway I started containing
Ray was chewed up by Tom Cruise
oh no
Are u jewish
LOL
Ayo?
@@WarFoxThunder to me
Tom cruise got him
Lol
"Now I don't want to say much about Scientology because I might get"
*FAMOUS LAST WORDS*
famous last words by my chemical romance reference
Thats because scientology is the sith empire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Basicly an atheist. Like that episode of south park where cartman ends up in the future and every one in the future are atheist and only believe in scienentology.
nah
Somebody please request a welfare check for ray, see if he's ok and they didn't get to him 😂
He is fine nothing to see here folks. Move along.
4 chan escorted ray from the scientology building
Ray don't need your welfare check, he's a hard worker...... Ohh.... Ohh..... My bad
I was also ordered by Scientologists and can confirm he's fine.
@Forthakine 😭 hope you're ok too.
We might need batman to the rescue 😂
Exempt of taxes??? okay I’m now identifying as a Jedi
being exempf from taxes thats for the temple it self
Real
@@cavachoncx3361no he makes us pay taxes
@@banuozer2741fr
1600th like
After that, Ray received 378 cease and desist letters. In an unrelated note, Ray now has a signature from Tom Cruise's lawyer
let pay his respect
"Anakin you were supposed to avoid taxes not pay them!" ~Obi Wan Kenobi
It was pay them..or face human law...i was s..scared master
"You were supposed to destroy the IRS not join them" -Obi Wan probably
“I need funding for my new empire”
You're new Empire
"You we're supposed to bring ballance to the checks, not leave them unpaid!"
Bro imagine someone goes on the street pulls out their phone and screams "HAIL!GOOGLE!" 💀
it's less absurd than saying Jesus loves you.
@@WorkingmanX is it really though?
@@WorkingmanX no...
@@WorkingmanX Jesus loves you
@@WorkingmanX no
Tom Cruise really sent his entire fan base after Ray 💀
eric cartman cry
lol
@@ittss.nickki hey it’s mosquito
I don't put it past them there Scarry 😰💀
The pfp 💀
4chan needs to save ray rn 💀
Only 4 chan can destroy scientology
4chan can do *_A N Y T H I N G_*
@@yourlocalidiot69420except mess with the cartels
@@perunapelaaja_1772or just Excint
this deserves wayyy more likes
Tom Cruise went on an impossible mission to kill Ray and wow, he actually did.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it , is to insult Scientology without being killed in the following 24 hours.
Fatherless pfp
@@eit2000 No bro, look at it carefully. It's an LGBT flag burning, but I guess it needs more fire.
@@CreeperG0d it does need more fire
@@eratoster777 it needs the fire removed
Dad, tom cruise won't come out of the closet! - Stan Marsh
“Now I’ve been asked to come up here,
And get you both out the closet.
Man this is some crazy ****,
Why won’t you just come out the closet.”
-R. Kelly
@@Oli8913"And I pulled out my gun!!!"
- R. Kelly
"This is what Scientologists actually believe in."
@@hagnier14 AND IMMA CAP THIS B-
Fr
Yo I’m tryna go to Texas and become a Jedi bro💀
No force?
No younglings?
Master Skywalker there are to many of em
All Force All Younglings One Saber
@@Jestiii Bro 😭
Ray’s definitely the “villain” in the next Mission Impossible💀💀
I’m on 4 psych meds and this is what insanity looks like
let me tell you the definition of insanity
@@archismandas7760 well?
Just watched a video of yours, maybe you should aim for 5
@@CactusBrannigan LMAO
Im actually a dudeist priest. Did my friends wedding here in Texas. Also took about 20 minutes to be a priests. Filled out some paperwork, printed off a cert. The dude abides.
kjfhgkjdfghdkf nice
Wow that’s cool dude
That's so cool, dude.
That’s super cool dude
That’s amazing dude,
"if you do that you're goin to hell"
"Oh sorry, i might google it next time"
"Google knows everything"
"Google where's my dad"
Idk. Why are you worshipping me?
@@Im_Iraqi_hellono one worships The US 💀💀
@@Im_Iraqi_helloNo one worship failed states of America
“Ray, you’ve never seen me very upset”- Tom cruise upon seeing this video
Hehe, nice pfp
@@garrettcooper58 you too
Erm.....
I have confusion
Did I just see a guy praying to the Google sign. I have officially seen everything.🤣
Nope not everything
Oh my bad, you're morgan freeman, yes you've seen everything 😂
@@506Edai 🤣
@Hypper what?🤣
@Hypper bro💀
@Hypper lmfao 💀💀
In 2023: ChatGPTism
81 likes and no replys let me change that
Also 2023: Only Fansism
wait thats basically lust lol
The holy book? A linear algebra textbook
@@FastBreak1234 npc
Man i can't believe you left out Peter Griffin and his Fonzie Church😂😂
On the subject of Scientology, I really want Ray to have his own South Park episode
YES
We need that
Basicly the episode that cartman end up in the future and everyone believes in scientology. And i really hope he gets his own episode like that dog guy.
can i stay in your penthouse above Lux? i need somewhere to crash for a couple days
Tom Cruise is on his way to your location 💀💀💀
I don’t get it
@@PixelationPixelTom Cruise is part of Scientology
@@PixelationPixel Tom Cruise praised Scientology even said and I quote "being a Scientologist is a privilege".
Wtf is scientology
He’ll lock himself in Ray’s closet
The church of scientology legit be making a quiet place real💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
I passed by it and I thought they were gonna grab me
"Taxes you will evade" - Master Yoda
More like
“Evade you will of taxes”
I'm actually an ordained minister for the church of latter day dude. My degree really ties the room together.
my condolences
@@Zorg_Picklehelm for what? I’m also ordained and it’s really nice
Dudes🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Duuuuuuuuuuude
@@Zorg_Picklehelm my condolonces to you nerd
"Sillyism" only legends know this one.
Max Fosh Moment
I know this one lmao
almost everyone in the JankyLanky fanbase are into it
Lol "silly sausages"
I'm a proud part of sillyism
"I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing''
Id be down to be a Jedi lol
@@duckythegamer9059 The Jedi are weak.
@@VICIEDITZ 😂
@@duckythegamer9059 join the dark side
@@GokuSolosAnime "yo the dark side is pretty chill"
If I had to pick one I’d pick the Jedi one
I’d love to see google fix a broken marriage 💀
Search “how to fix my marriage “
@@musicfromzella but I'm not married yet
What ItssBug3r said
Id love to see google bring an army of angels down from the heavens to end humanity and factory reset it
@@Thawhid then search how to get married
If Jediism exists, I'm finna create the sith. Who's with me, apprentices?
im with you master Loaf vader
I'm a separatist
My allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY!!!
@@emb_maul9632 If you're not with us,.... then you're our enemy.
I’m sticking with the Cult of Zach.
I’m a Jedi?! I had no idea… My English teacher would be so proud😂
He should be............
Googel founder be disappointed 💀
Can’t forget about the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Yes that one is important
Ramen.
it is one of the best ones
Yeah Pastafarianism !
Ramen
Jediism based in Texas is one of the funniest things to me
As a Texan, I can say I strongly feel the force within me
Hell yeah
Ah yes the force is strong in Texas
the force of the bullets hitting you on impact
Yessir
As a Texan I can confirm
"i follow a lamb"
As far as i last heard jedi is decently popular in the military for the pure reason of being able to have jedi on your dog tags
I have a new quest in life.
Man, I can evade taxes and have Jedi written on my dog tags? Sign me up!
peep
They could be all at once if their last name is sins😏
@@StygianSpecter Get out.Just get out.
@@StygianSpecter i dont get it
@@The_Man_InOrange johnny sins he’s everything, even he’s a por-
I want to be a terror i st
Teacher:what do you want to be when you grow up?
Normal child:I want to be a nurse!
Not normal child:I want to be a dudeist priest.
The dude abides…
that child is a dude
change the first d in dudeist with a n, it is strange
This jokes so stupid lol “not normal child”
Normal male kid want to be a nurse💀💀
I actually celebrate festivus. Every year! My grandma usually hosts it and all the kids open their presents from their grandparents, aunts and uncles and we’ve always got the absolute largest amount of food for dinner (not enough to top thanksgiving though.)
My husband is actually a licensed priest in the church of the dude, and super proud of it 😂
Hey him and I are uhh coworkers? Idk but I got ordained on 4/20 lol
Is he the dudest dude?
@@nickalemurcia no he's the husband dude
There is a headshop in MI called The Dude Abides. 😆
@@Dr.Mantis_Toboggan your name🤣
Got some Magnums & wad of 100's ready, huh?😆
Ray got Chef-ed 💀
Bro don't talk about my man chef like that
My dad registered me as a Jedi when I was 12 so may the force be with you I guess
May the force be with you too my dear friend
WHAT??
How'd youngling like you survive?
Avarge dad
@OFFICIALMIAH. whos hating?
“Google knows everything”
Me: “What did I eat yesterday?”
And so the Jedi Order is reborn
*THE NEW JEDI ORDER*
wait, Jedi don't have to pay taxes? hell I've always wanted to be a Jedi so this just gives me more reason to follow this.
Man he disappeared so fast Google couldn't even find him
Ahahahahahahaha
I am converting to Jedi-ism as of April 27, 2024.
Ray got censored by chef from South Park’s coworker
Holyshit
Oh my got they killed ray you bastards
I’ve never gotten this many likes
@@OdaySaidIbra yeah
Bruh
Tom Cruise came out of the closet real quick after Ray started talking about Scientology.
as a texan, i can confirm that everyone is part jedi
Is that why we dont pay a State tax?
@@robosing225 yes exactly
@@anon1403 we don’t talk about those texans..
Let’s not forget about Snapeism, people who worship Severus Snape.
"Well, Ferb, looks like we're going to Texas"
I'd like but there's 69 likes sooooooo
Well, time to move to texas for my Jedi training
Rest in peace Ray
1981-2023
wdym
@@kyrohsentenohwdym wdym wdym
wdym wdym wdym wdym
As a texan, i am going to become a jedist
No taxes? Guess I'm a Jedi now
South Park survived the Scientology episode. So can u Ray 😂
But Chef didn't.
Don't forget the flying spaghetti monster.🤣
Looking for this 😂
Pastafarians
RAmen
@@soap261same
pastafarianism XD
Why did Sheldon not believe in the first two
I wanna join that Jedi temple in Texas. Just as long as anakin stays as far away as possible
Why? Anakin was one of the coolest jedis ever
@@tommyafricana padawans
@@tommyafricana"MASTER SKYWALKER THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM, WHAT WILL WE DO?"
*Sound of Younglings slayer 9000 flashing up*
Sand, get lots and lots of sand.
@@tommyafricana*was
If thats so, lets make Ray William Johnsonism.
You, your girl and your Johnson!
Rayism
Williamism
Johnsonism
IRS: “It’s over Anakin, I will tax you!”
Anakin: “You underestimate my privileges!”
the purple line actually went all the way this time
As a Texan, I can confirm I am indeed a Jedi.
fr bro
Tax exemption is awesome XD
The church of the flying spaghetti monster. That's all I've got to say lol😂
Pastafarianism
You left out the Pastafarians and their Flying Spaghetti Monster!
i joined them
Hol’ up
And Christianity
Yes!! I was waiting for that!
R'amen brotha
I had a headache so I searched it up and Google said I had the Bubonic plague
Pastafarians in the corner like: 👁👄👁
There is also the church of the flying spaghetti monster :) I think it can count as weird. You can also get married under it and also wear a spaghetti sieve on official papers like a drivers license.
Colander
@@lol5776 ahh so that's what it's called in English! Excuse me for the bad wording English isn't my first language :)
“These are not the tax returns you are looking for.”
BAZINGA
I was waiting for scientology 😂😂😂
I’d definitely follow jedism
I'd rather follow Sithism
@@christiankallio8586”Traitor!!!”
@@christiankallio8586 Sikhism btw
it's better than the abramovic ones.
only in texas 😂😂😂😂
I am actually an ordained priest of dudeisn. Saw it once on Facebook when I was recovering from surgery. I was a bit loopy and I was like hell why not. So I did it. May the dude be with all of you. 😊❤
I am official priest of the church of monke
Now we need a Sith Order to rival the Jedi. Just imagine you look out your window and you see two whole ass army’s with hundred dollar laser swords fighting each other in the middle of the streets.
I need to see that
The jedi crusades
As long as The Sith Order has red lightsabers and cookies then I'll join them.
I'm a jedi(chancellor Palpatine doesn't charge us taxes)
The Sith Charge taxes
Don't JOIN the Darkside
Dudeism sounds hilarious and now I’m genuinely interested in what it’s about
its basically about centering yourself and letting go of stress 🤷♀️ taking pleasure in the small things, and try to let go/ride out the things you cant control, support each other. Mandatory activities are prayer - ie, a planned period of chilling, preferably with a cold beverage of choice, company is optional 😂❤ they have an fb group
@@blah914 seems chill, better than Christianity imo.
Bro half of these actually make sense
wdym can we get some examples?
The only one that makes sense is the matrixism
@@danilomontenegro5345 i guess if your into that
@@danilomontenegro5345 that one makes the least sense
@@danilomontenegro5345it's the one that makes the least sense🤣
Ray just couldn’t outrun Tom Cruise at the end 🏃♂️💨
Why?
wait till he heard about gokuism💀💀
To this day, they still say that ray was taken out by tom cruise.
My boyfriends dad got ordained as a minister of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to do the vows at his daughters wedding 😂
He even had a little tie clip and cufflings with the symbol on them it was great
Tom cruise is now out your window. Watching
The priests should have been called dudes😂
Nah Tom Cruise got my boy 😭
Nah, John Travolta
Matrixism: exists
Andrew tate: OH GREAT HEAVENS
MarrkAdams reference😂😂
Too bad Andrew Tate exists
Andrew Tate, my idol THE TOP G!
@@keithbartholomew9433 too bad you exist
@@Shffdsrek so you idolize narcissistic douche bags lol?... Might be time to upgrade your idols
the church of dudeism actually lets you legally become a priest just by printing out a form on their website.
i’ve officially been a dudeist priest for about a year and a half now
In the name of the dude...
@@AleV69692 lmao
@@AleV69692😂😂
brb ima go do that
Edit: I have been ordained
@@brrrreadI have been ordained too
Ray activated my phone's google assistant when he was talking 💀
And what about Pastafarianism? The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is so hilarious 😂
"Nerdism"
As an engineering student
I truly believe Google as an omniscient teacher
More like omniscient advertiser to me sir. Edit : plus omniscient user private data hoarder