I am obsessed with Tyson's honest, bleak, nihilistic existential crisis answer he gives to a middle school kid doing a journalism assignment or something
It was a scam to make an instant 20 million by having all the masses turn into a pretend fight with a 60 year old man. The only people to blame are those that actually turn into these shenanigans and fund the madness
As someone who was not only a blacksmith who originally started in armor smithing, but I also used to help knights get into their kits for ACL. It is always fun to talk about.
@@SuperRat420 Come on dude... you're giving us Atheists a bad name. Live and let live, dude. Unless we are talking about Islam, then go ahead. Those losers have hurt/nearly killed too many people I care about.
@@darthdonkulous1810like regular fighting (specially that greek wrestling, and bjj. Oh damn, and now Carjitsu. They really out gay themselves with that one)
We already had a first fatal result in a Slap Fight match - Polish slap fighter Artur Walczak suffered a brain bleed during a match and died weeks later of multiple organ failure linked to his head injury. It was in 2021 and it was quite a big news in the community. I'm fairly certain this is one of the most dangerous sports out there and and I wouldn't be surprised if it got delegalized sooner than later.
Actually in PL was organized slap tournament called Punchdown and after knockout one of the players was taken to hospital in a serious condition. There he underwent surgery to remove a brain haematoma, after which he was placed in a pharmacological coma. After 4 days he died of multiple organ failure resulting from irreversible damage to the central nervous system.
Ok hear me out. Chess boxing AND medieval mma mixed together with a 6ft 3" 400lbs woman vs 3 3ft 4" guys in a toyota hilux... Greatest sport ever? I think so.
In Poland back in 2021, a former strongman was knocked out at a slap-fighting event. Artur "Waluś" Walczak, one of the participants of the PunchDown event, passed away in a hospital in Wrocław. At the end of October, the competitor fell to the ground after a knockout, which caused brain damage. Since then, he had been in a coma from which he never regained consciousness. Month after he died.
One of my favorite combat sports is Hunter's Grandpa vs. His Dog. I'd say Hunter should try fighting, but with his ability to control fire he'd probably be banned from mortal leagues.
Yo the ACL (Armored Combat League) been slowly rising past like 4 years. It sparked "Knight Fights" where i found a dude named "Paul the Barbarian" who showcases daily life and routines to fight at a higher level in armored fights. But that medieval fighting is still some of the HARDEST SH*T IVE SEEN IN LIKE 6 YEARS!
Those slap boxing fights were they go directly for the head, full force to the brain, made me think of a video Papa Meat made not long ago "The Hidden Killer in Contact Sports"
urinal mma, both competitors, side by side at adjacent urinals, must disrupt the others stream for points (or win by K.O) edit: pedialyte and other rapid hydration drinks WOULD be considered an illegal PED, for those wondering.
personally, I prefer buzkashi. It's a Afghan equestrian sport where two teams on horses fight over a dead goat and try to throw it into a concrete ring. It's fucking bananas and people get absolutely brutalized. It's definitely worth a watch.
HEMA / medieval combat sports go hard as hell in cool-factor. Typically very high sportsmanship vibes too cos they're emulating chivalry and also at the end of the day its a bunch of LARPers who got in shape to do cool knight stuff. totally rad.
im telling you right now, the power slapping stuff will wind up being banned. the TBI injuries are gonna be worse than football also these power slappers im wondering what kind of damage its doing to their teeth, over time i think their teeth are gonna start falling out
When you get caught balls deep in ya boys Honda… someone knocks on the window. Looks down at his boy.. you gotta trust me… he sighs in understanding… gets punched in the face…. Looks back at the window..”what we r playing car-jujitsu… I already told you baby, Gosh….
5:05 - 5:27 Buhurt fights do unironically get set up in forests and parks more than they get set up near speedways. They also have been known to take place not only outside castles, but even have wars WITHIN actual castles, sometimes going so far as to have fighters sleep on the floors of those castles.
23:08 someone did die already. A fighter called Artur "Waluś" Walczak in a polish power slap called PunchDown. He died in 2021 after being put into a coma for drastic brain injuries after being slapped during the competition. The dude who slapped him, literally to death, later called himself a "doctor anesthesiologist who can put people to sleep with one slap"
You know, there's probably an Armored Combat Sports/Buhurt group in your area... How awesome would THAT be for a Papa Meat video? (edited to fix the name because panties got twisted)
Fun fact: the architect who designed the Red Square aka Russian candy land, was assisinated after making it so he couldn't replicate it anywhere else in the world. So no meat canyon, there is nothing else like it in the entire world.
If you’re talking about Vasily Blazhenny cathedral, then, according to a legend, its architects Barma and Postnik were blinded. That legend, though, was invented by a foreign traveler a century later. So, it’s rather a very fun misinformation.
The Kremlin is a type of ancient fortress, not too different from a castle and keep system that you'd find in the rest of europe. There are multiple kremlins, most of them in monasteries (because they'd get raided a lot) or in city centers.
And the red square specially is just the yard of the Kremlin, where the market was, and various buildings on the outskirts. The structure you are referencing is the St Basils cathedral, and as someone else has already pointed out, the creator wasn't blinded - it doesn't even make sense as a myth because there would be a tonne of workers needed and various craftsman, all of who would have to be silenced as well, which would have caused a massive riot if it happened.
I actually do buhurt and had my first event recently, it’s fun as hell but even with our group prioritizing safety over everything else I came outta my first event with a black eye and bruised biceps
@ shit it wasn’t my personal kit I can’t afford it, it was really just a wolf rib that belongs to our group that liked to bite ya in the face when ya get hit. Took a few headbutts to the face that caused that. Bicep bruise I have no idea how it happened but I’m assuming i got hit there at one point and didn’t realize it
You should check out "Calcio storico fiorentino" or just "Calcio". It's like medieval Italian rugby mixed with MMA. They have huge matches, and it's different suburbs (or quarters) of Florence versus each other. It's brutal. There have been deaths.
My father used to be a boxer and a cyclist. When I was a kid and used to train with him I wondered how those two got combined, like going for a race after a match all fkd up. Well, that's not a silly idea seeing all these sports, lmao.
I know several people in the SCA medieval combat and what I learned from this sport is that you need: muscle, money and confidence. I lack all of them Lol
@@MelissaLawrence2002 He was trying to get high by huffing straight out of a Febreeze aerosol can one evening and his parents found him passed away the next morning while waking him up for school. I wasn’t really friends with him but he was a nice person; it was a terrible shame. He was 13 at the time.
There was already some deaths around slap-fighting. In November 2021, a Polish "fighter" Artur "Walaś" Walczak, suffered catastrophic brain injury resulting in massive stroke after being KO'd during one of slap-fighting events in Poland. He died couple days after the "fight". So yeah...
I have a friend who does medieval combat and man let me tell you being yelled at to give someone a giant axe for them to jump in is a wild fun time. Also watched a guy dent a metal chair on top of a dudes helmet for charity
3:58 you absolutely MUST go see them do this in person if you haven’t. I wrote about the Knight’s Hall group when they came to my area as part of my job, got some amazing photos, but it’s the kind of thing that you just have to see for yourself. The Knight’s Hall owns a castle that they do the fights at.
5:23 visit Florida! We were hiking in the woods at a preserve and stumbled upon a full on war in the middle of nowhere, complete with all armor and weapons. It was insane, enthralling, and terrifying to come across in the woods 😳
I feel like this is a good time to bring up Mensurfechten, a style of fencing that is practiced to this day by German and some Austrian student fraternities and is the closest thing to a duel that's still legal over here. Designed less as an actual combat sport and more as a test of skill and courage, the only parts of the body that are allowed to move during a bout are the arms and hands, otherwise you're standing ramrod stiff, facing your opponent. The only area that you're allowed to strike is the head, and even then the kind of strikes and feints you are allowed to perform are strictly regulated (each town that has fencing fraternities has its own ruleset, which can lead to confusion or even allow certain "strategies" against people from certain towns), as are the areas you're allowed to hit. The aim is not neccessarily to wound the opponent but to endure any wound you may receive yourself stoically and without flinching, bouts last either a predetermined number of rounds (during which each figther is allowed a certain number of strikes, usually five or six) or until one party can't/doesn't want to continue. Moving any part of your body other than your arm or hand disqualifies you automatically, and if you improperly execute three strikes with the referee noticing, you're through as well. For protection, each fighter is clad in a rather ridiculous-looking combination of a padded vest, a padded armguard, thick leather gloves, a set of chainmail (no joke) and iron goggles with a noseguard. Also a team of assistants takes part in each bout, for each fighter there is a second (giving commands and standing at the ready to jump in should something fishy happen, they wear full-body protection for that reason), a doctor (to decide whether a wound is sufficiently serious to end a bout and to stitch up their guy later), a "Schlepper" (lit. "Carrier", usually a good friend whose job it is to make sure your arm doesn't get tired, it makes sense once you see it) and a referee. Bouts of Mensur are usually quite the occasion and everyone will be on their best behaviour - until it's over and everyone gets shitfaced. If you ever see an old movie with a German character (or actor) that has scars on their cheek: now you now where those came from! Usually these cuts ("Schmisse", as they're called) are the only thing that happens, but occasionally you get really unlucky - a good friend of mine accidentally leaned back his head too much during a bout and got a small portion of his scalp shaved off. Not that fun. It is also explicitly forbidden to fight against/challenge a member of your own fraternity, so you actually get to meet new people *and* get to hit them on the head with a sword.
nice this honestly seems like a great tradition to bring people especially communities of younger men together, what college age boy doesn't love swords and getting shit faced
I absolutely love how you use the clip from Cable Guy to picture the medieval fights. I freaking love that movie, Jim Carrey is my crazy comedian guy. Also Papa meat how do I compete in some of these funny sports.
I'm going to keep it a buck, Car Jitsu could come in handy as something to train people in. It could do a lot of people good to know how to handle themselves and an attacker in a car or confined space like a car.
17:30 , no joke seen a ad on a metal merchants waiting room pin board from a local newspaper. Was for a fight with some one else and the one I recall was "tiny sleeves t-bone". Best part about it was the show was to be held at a old folks home events room.
i've actually done the medieval fighting one once at uni, i had a one on one fight (and lost) and had bow training (i made a couple good shots before losing any ability i apparently had)
12:00 I feel like the water makes that more dangerous. Get knocked out, you fall in the water passed out. "Medic!" Medic: What am I a lifeguard? No way.
I still really appreciate the cheezy half assed ad reads. Hunter clearly doesn't give a shit about fum. He knows he doesn't care, we know he doesn't care. It's genuinely refreshing.
That closing clip of Mike talking about death and legacy is what happens when someone starts working with psychedelics and ponders on the fragile and fleeting nature of human existence. Can't hate it.
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Go to tryfum.com/PAPAMEAT or scan the QR code and use code PAPAMEAT to grab the BFCM offer!
You forgot to mention "Ultimate Surrender". ✂️
This feels like one of those products thats gonna end up in sketchy youtube sponsorships
I want to peel the yellow tape off of your mic and redo it
Dawg Fum is not good for you
How did you not cover full contact skydiving
I am obsessed with Tyson's honest, bleak, nihilistic existential crisis answer he gives to a middle school kid doing a journalism assignment or something
Lady shaking her head agreeing🤔🤣
What the fuck it wasn't even that grim. It was just self aware
"I don't care about legacy" ❤❤
We're dust
wasn't that his niece, pretty sure she was in on the joke.
If Hunter organized a combat sport event I demand it be called Beat The Meat, or something along those lines. Meat Beaters?
100% agree with Meat Beaters
im just gonna tack on *Tenderizer League* on the end for funsies
Meat Beating and its 2 opponents just wailing on each other with massive cuts of meat
Papa's meat and beat
The KuMEATe
😂 so see this
That fight.. "This fighter was known for UPPERCUTS and first round knockouts. He's not allowed to do either of those two things." Wtf even. Lol
PAPA SUNDAY. Bro he's betting on Kansas Chiefs bro?
It was a scam to make an instant 20 million by having all the masses turn into a pretend fight with a 60 year old man. The only people to blame are those that actually turn into these shenanigans and fund the madness
GO BIRDS! 🦅 @@kevinmunn666
@@kevinmunn666 bro bro
Really???
9:49 siblings have been doing car jutsu since the mini van was invented
As someone who was not only a blacksmith who originally started in armor smithing, but I also used to help knights get into their kits for ACL. It is always fun to talk about.
the car jiujitsu was definitely a cover up for those two dudes getting caught making out in a car
Are you attracted to the same sex. Do you watch a lot of media?
@@artificer845 what a weird line of questioning, is this a gay ai bot lol ?
Because it sounds like a gay robot asking someone out 😂😂
That would actually make a great amount of sense 😂
@alipennington3764 fn ft B
I'll do you
I wanna see a Papa Meat vs. Wendigoon fight to finally settle who is less psychotic
I'm gonna guess the one who doesn't base his life on a fiction book
@ r/atheism, yall let one out 🗣️
Look out fellas, we got an INTELLECTUAL in the chat 🧐@@SuperRat420
Who will win?
Fire Summoner
Vs
Illegal firearm Conjurer
@@SuperRat420 Come on dude... you're giving us Atheists a bad name. Live and let live, dude. Unless we are talking about Islam, then go ahead. Those losers have hurt/nearly killed too many people I care about.
Anyone up for 'Cave Battles', two men go in, no light, one flashlight, one exits. or not.
So.... is it a sex thing?
@@darthdonkulous1810like regular fighting (specially that greek wrestling, and bjj. Oh damn, and now Carjitsu. They really out gay themselves with that one)
Nah, no light at all. No rules, in a real cave, and only a few night vision cameras.
Send them in covered in oil why not
minus the flashlights this is just what grug up to on a sunday afternoon in 3300 BC
We already had a first fatal result in a Slap Fight match - Polish slap fighter Artur Walczak suffered a brain bleed during a match and died weeks later of multiple organ failure linked to his head injury. It was in 2021 and it was quite a big news in the community. I'm fairly certain this is one of the most dangerous sports out there and and I wouldn't be surprised if it got delegalized sooner than later.
7:55 the Honda Odyssey scene in Deadpool and Wolverine basically
P
With a lot less blood
And a lot more sexual tension
Literally what I was thinking
Fisrt thing that came to mind when I saw it 😂
Actually in PL was organized slap tournament called Punchdown and after knockout one of the players was taken to hospital in a serious condition. There he underwent surgery to remove a brain haematoma, after which he was placed in a pharmacological coma. After 4 days he died of multiple organ failure resulting from irreversible damage to the central nervous system.
Sounds like it was worth it
cool
Damn
I truly don’t get the appeal.
that's what I was expecting him to bring up. I knew someone died from the sport so a surprise it wasn't added.
Ok hear me out. Chess boxing AND medieval mma mixed together with a 6ft 3" 400lbs woman vs 3 3ft 4" guys in a toyota hilux... Greatest sport ever? I think so.
That would actually be so epic
In Poland back in 2021, a former strongman was knocked out at a slap-fighting event. Artur "Waluś" Walczak, one of the participants of the PunchDown event, passed away in a hospital in Wrocław. At the end of October, the competitor fell to the ground after a knockout, which caused brain damage. Since then, he had been in a coma from which he never regained consciousness. Month after he died.
One of my favorite combat sports is Hunter's Grandpa vs. His Dog. I'd say Hunter should try fighting, but with his ability to control fire he'd probably be banned from mortal leagues.
100%
You guys really suck at being funny. Just parrots. That's all you are
Yo the ACL (Armored Combat League) been slowly rising past like 4 years. It sparked "Knight Fights" where i found a dude named "Paul the Barbarian" who showcases daily life and routines to fight at a higher level in armored fights. But that medieval fighting is still some of the HARDEST SH*T IVE SEEN IN LIKE 6 YEARS!
"ISNT THERE ANYTHING ON BUT BOXING?!". Whichever editor put the SpongeBob clip in deserves an Emmy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wait, where that part come up? I think I missed it.
Those slap boxing fights were they go directly for the head, full force to the brain, made me think of a video Papa Meat made not long ago "The Hidden Killer in Contact Sports"
urinal mma, both competitors, side by side at adjacent urinals, must disrupt the others stream for points (or win by K.O)
edit: pedialyte and other rapid hydration drinks WOULD be considered an illegal PED, for those wondering.
Sounds like porn
You know that specific thing is someone's fetish.
sounds like some one has a fetish 🤣
Porta potty fights. You lose points for bracing when it tips over
I challenge you sir
9:29 A lot of combat sports is really just gay foreplay.
They should just call their league Cuddle Struggle.
personally, I prefer buzkashi. It's a Afghan equestrian sport where two teams on horses fight over a dead goat and try to throw it into a concrete ring. It's fucking bananas and people get absolutely brutalized. It's definitely worth a watch.
Goat polo! I love that one.
Ofc it involves a goat.
Discovered Jereed on youtube recommended a few years back. I love it! Definitely going to be trying some of that if I get a horse someday!!
Rambo 3 baby
bad joke about the Middle East and animal relations
HEMA / medieval combat sports go hard as hell in cool-factor. Typically very high sportsmanship vibes too cos they're emulating chivalry and also at the end of the day its a bunch of LARPers who got in shape to do cool knight stuff. totally rad.
buhurt is better, you get to hit as hard as you want
medieval mma
Considering most of those guys are part of the "community"
I'm gonna pass.
It ain't chivalry if you want dudes in women's sports. 😂
Have you heard of Holmgang Hamburg? They fight with sharp swords and no armor.
@@chalkdeamon6070okay sweetheart. let's get you down for a nap
Papa meat and nick should do car jitsu during the next fast food review
im telling you right now, the power slapping stuff will wind up being banned. the TBI injuries are gonna be worse than football also these power slappers im wondering what kind of damage its doing to their teeth, over time i think their teeth are gonna start falling out
I dont see them stopping it. These people are dumb enough to do this... no one is making them slap the dogshit out of each other.
I feel embarrassed whenever it’s advertised during UFC events
That and it's dumb af. Not entertaining at all
Powerslapping basically takes all the safety precautions of most combat sports and pisses on them
Yeah it should have never been given the go. That being said I can't force myself to skip a clip so I'm also the problem
When you get caught balls deep in ya boys Honda… someone knocks on the window. Looks down at his boy.. you gotta trust me… he sighs in understanding… gets punched in the face…. Looks back at the window..”what we r playing car-jujitsu… I already told you baby, Gosh….
"Inconsistent with the intelligence of humans." Thats such a good quote.
0:58 Now that was fan service
Eddie hall in a suit of armor fighting in a 5v1 is the best example of this
Wing Jizzard the Mizzard Gizzard
Good lord. What would the ref even do if he didnt stop when asked? Pull out a ballista?
Eddie hall in about 30years when that mofoker almost hits 80 fighting 4 handicapped children in full plate armor in a car. That is peak fighting
5:05 - 5:27
Buhurt fights do unironically get set up in forests and parks more than they get set up near speedways. They also have been known to take place not only outside castles, but even have wars WITHIN actual castles, sometimes going so far as to have fighters sleep on the floors of those castles.
10:50 Eddie didn't even have to enter Beast-mode to waste those two. He absolutely Rag-Dolled em'! 🤣
23:08 someone did die already. A fighter called Artur "Waluś" Walczak in a polish power slap called PunchDown. He died in 2021 after being put into a coma for drastic brain injuries after being slapped during the competition. The dude who slapped him, literally to death, later called himself a "doctor anesthesiologist who can put people to sleep with one slap"
You know, there's probably an Armored Combat Sports/Buhurt group in your area... How awesome would THAT be for a Papa Meat video? (edited to fix the name because panties got twisted)
We need this happen! This post needs some traction!
It also helps that the ACS/Buhurt guys are all really good dudes
I bet thatd be so fun but 5k is wild
Papa meat dressed as a dark souls boss would go hard
We need Papa to do this.
These all feel like fictional sports Regular Show would base episodes around.
Fun fact: the architect who designed the Red Square aka Russian candy land, was assisinated after making it so he couldn't replicate it anywhere else in the world. So no meat canyon, there is nothing else like it in the entire world.
Thank you for the equally intriguing and horrifying fun fact
If you’re talking about Vasily Blazhenny cathedral, then, according to a legend, its architects Barma and Postnik were blinded. That legend, though, was invented by a foreign traveler a century later. So, it’s rather a very fun misinformation.
The Kremlin is a type of ancient fortress, not too different from a castle and keep system that you'd find in the rest of europe. There are multiple kremlins, most of them in monasteries (because they'd get raided a lot) or in city centers.
And the red square specially is just the yard of the Kremlin, where the market was, and various buildings on the outskirts. The structure you are referencing is the St Basils cathedral, and as someone else has already pointed out, the creator wasn't blinded - it doesn't even make sense as a myth because there would be a tonne of workers needed and various craftsman, all of who would have to be silenced as well, which would have caused a massive riot if it happened.
Isn't Car Jitsu basically what happened in Deadpool & Wolverine?
0:32 that edit with the crying sound effect is golden! 😂 There’s always the best subtle comedic edits in your videos 👏🏼
There’s an Armored MMA place in Nashville and it’s so sick. It’s doing really well here too.
Your editors deserve a raise they always make these videos even better
Car MMA sounds like serial killer training.
Sounds like two dudes got caught cheating on their wives and needed to come up with a quick excuse.
@@terenarosa4790 You see, when there's a tie we go into the backseat & have four minutes...
@@terenarosa4790 Especially with all that backseat action
one you should have included: extreme pillow fights. Yes, that is a thing
2:04 scratch sniff and lick is crazy
Not enough people are talking about this one 😂
Medieval combat sport should be in the Olympics
Fuck fencing, no Zweihander? No watch.
Olympic fencing has gotten incredibly lame. It's just a sperg out to see who gets hit second.
reopen the colosseum🗣
Ye, actual longsword hema would be more fun to watch than the gayass wire fencing
1:33 a four year old that pisses their pants vs a 106 year old woman who still pisses her pants
106 years straight pissing pants
@@aev6075 that's also how I read their comment
I actually do buhurt and had my first event recently, it’s fun as hell but even with our group prioritizing safety over everything else I came outta my first event with a black eye and bruised biceps
Sounds like your kit isn't fitted correctly.
Whats ur kit?
@ shit it wasn’t my personal kit I can’t afford it, it was really just a wolf rib that belongs to our group that liked to bite ya in the face when ya get hit. Took a few headbutts to the face that caused that. Bicep bruise I have no idea how it happened but I’m assuming i got hit there at one point and didn’t realize it
7:11 I like how hunter says "oh there he goes" like he didnt just show the clip already twice
You should check out "Calcio storico fiorentino" or just "Calcio". It's like medieval Italian rugby mixed with MMA. They have huge matches, and it's different suburbs (or quarters) of Florence versus each other. It's brutal. There have been deaths.
My father used to be a boxer and a cyclist. When I was a kid and used to train with him I wondered how those two got combined, like going for a race after a match all fkd up. Well, that's not a silly idea seeing all these sports, lmao.
0:31 The biting crunch sound of mike tyson and hasbulla got a grown man giggling 😂
7:57 reminds me of the scene where deadpool and wolverine were fighting in the honda odyssey
Lmao yeah 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be wild if that's where the idea came from 💀☠️
8:20 - Hunter brough "Space Dad" from Megamind
17:48 Those guys look like they can control lightning ⚡️
Love this comment 🤣🤣
"I have some bad habits" and then shows the clip of the guy touching his freaking butt then smelling it is wild
Everyone does it. It's how you decide if you need to shower before going out
You missed the last png of the guy sticking the finger in his mouth
I know several people in the SCA medieval combat and what I learned from this sport is that you need: muscle, money and confidence. I lack all of them Lol
Sca is child's play compared to other combat sports.
@andrewbarron6303 ok but do you have the balls to go up and tell them that?
@@Kitsco45 yes. 1,000% I'll say it to they face.
Its stick tag. There's nothing intense about it.
@andrewbarron6303 alrighty, would you try it if they gave you the armor and the weapons?
@Kitsco45 I do buhurt. Sca is tiddly winks compared to what I do.
I've done sca combat many times and it's not fun with their 1-3 strike kill bs.
0:13 was that king power enter the fist?!!?
Yeah it was haha I recognize audio from that movie anywhere lol
King power???😂
Brother you know it
Kung pow enter the fist, i love that movie 😂
@ nyeahhahahaa betty
I had a friend that was in Buhurt. Apparently everyone is doing everyone. She was injured a lot. Not sure from which activity.
My brother in law is actually involved in growing Buhurt in the midwest. It's probably the best beer garden event I've ever been to.
ua-cam.com/video/0RXm_dVtAKc/v-deo.htmlsi=Jkfq03Ofl4VrXCzp
The perfect video to watch while im on the toilet doing a sloppy second.
Here for the flavored air ad.
just huff febreeze 😂
@@MissyMuthaTruckiNA kid in my class died from that back in 2020.
@@chickensalad3535someone you knew huffed febreeze and died? How did they manage that? That's wild.
@@MelissaLawrence2002 He was trying to get high by huffing straight out of a Febreeze aerosol can one evening and his parents found him passed away the next morning while waking him up for school. I wasn’t really friends with him but he was a nice person; it was a terrible shame. He was 13 at the time.
@chickensalad3535 damn! I thought it was like a 16 or 17 year old. That's really sad.
There was already some deaths around slap-fighting. In November 2021, a Polish "fighter" Artur "Walaś" Walczak, suffered catastrophic brain injury resulting in massive stroke after being KO'd during one of slap-fighting events in Poland. He died couple days after the "fight". So yeah...
I have a friend who does medieval combat and man let me tell you being yelled at to give someone a giant axe for them to jump in is a wild fun time. Also watched a guy dent a metal chair on top of a dudes helmet for charity
3:58 you absolutely MUST go see them do this in person if you haven’t. I wrote about the Knight’s Hall group when they came to my area as part of my job, got some amazing photos, but it’s the kind of thing that you just have to see for yourself. The Knight’s Hall owns a castle that they do the fights at.
I’m a buhurt fighter! So happy to see you talk about our sport!
11:15 in BAKI they actually had a phone booth battle before 😭
I tought of that
JACK HANMA barley even fit lmfao
Thats whats Baki all about, absolutely insane, I love it
I bet this guy could throw fire as a combat sport.
5:23 visit Florida! We were hiking in the woods at a preserve and stumbled upon a full on war in the middle of nowhere, complete with all armor and weapons. It was insane, enthralling, and terrifying to come across in the woods 😳
Ocala?
I instantly recognized the screams at 0:13 from the movie Kung Pow. Meat's editor has some CLASS.
My favourite alternative combat sport involves these terrifying creatures known as "influencers", I believe its called UA-camr Boxing
Part 2: ua-cam.com/video/x727Oq9w_Ic/v-deo.htmlsi=RvNcITRqdNHttR3U
PAPA SUNDAY. Bro he's betting on Kansas Chiefs bro?
Id like to see dillon mulvaney box. At least he was brave enough to drink beer. Maybe against all those dudes on that new jaguar commercial.
The first creator clash was honestly a pretty good time. Shame Ian nuked it and himself into oblivion.
I feel like this is a good time to bring up Mensurfechten, a style of fencing that is practiced to this day by German and some Austrian student fraternities and is the closest thing to a duel that's still legal over here.
Designed less as an actual combat sport and more as a test of skill and courage, the only parts of the body that are allowed to move during a bout are the arms and hands, otherwise you're standing ramrod stiff, facing your opponent. The only area that you're allowed to strike is the head, and even then the kind of strikes and feints you are allowed to perform are strictly regulated (each town that has fencing fraternities has its own ruleset, which can lead to confusion or even allow certain "strategies" against people from certain towns), as are the areas you're allowed to hit. The aim is not neccessarily to wound the opponent but to endure any wound you may receive yourself stoically and without flinching, bouts last either a predetermined number of rounds (during which each figther is allowed a certain number of strikes, usually five or six) or until one party can't/doesn't want to continue. Moving any part of your body other than your arm or hand disqualifies you automatically, and if you improperly execute three strikes with the referee noticing, you're through as well.
For protection, each fighter is clad in a rather ridiculous-looking combination of a padded vest, a padded armguard, thick leather gloves, a set of chainmail (no joke) and iron goggles with a noseguard. Also a team of assistants takes part in each bout, for each fighter there is a second (giving commands and standing at the ready to jump in should something fishy happen, they wear full-body protection for that reason), a doctor (to decide whether a wound is sufficiently serious to end a bout and to stitch up their guy later), a "Schlepper" (lit. "Carrier", usually a good friend whose job it is to make sure your arm doesn't get tired, it makes sense once you see it) and a referee. Bouts of Mensur are usually quite the occasion and everyone will be on their best behaviour - until it's over and everyone gets shitfaced.
If you ever see an old movie with a German character (or actor) that has scars on their cheek: now you now where those came from! Usually these cuts ("Schmisse", as they're called) are the only thing that happens, but occasionally you get really unlucky - a good friend of mine accidentally leaned back his head too much during a bout and got a small portion of his scalp shaved off. Not that fun.
It is also explicitly forbidden to fight against/challenge a member of your own fraternity, so you actually get to meet new people *and* get to hit them on the head with a sword.
Dude chill.
nice this honestly seems like a great tradition to bring people especially communities of younger men together, what college age boy doesn't love swords and getting shit faced
Why do you think so many higher-ups in the SS had mad scars on their faces?!
@@Monkey_11 What do you mean, I just explained something that I think is interesting. Noone's forcing you to read it.
@@janberkemeier7406 touché. I apologize.
I absolutely love how you use the clip from Cable Guy to picture the medieval fights. I freaking love that movie, Jim Carrey is my crazy comedian guy. Also Papa meat how do I compete in some of these funny sports.
When the spider crawls across his face in the dream sequence, I thought I would rupture some organ with how hard I laughed
MEDEEEEVVVIIILLL TIIIIIMMMMEES!
Make sure to let Diego know that it's on. He LOVES himself some Cable Guy!
the claustrophobia I get watching car-jitzu is absolutely PANIC inducing.
24:49 How is THIS the most morbid thing on any of Hunter’s channels?
Again, Hunter finds all the itches i didn't know needing scratching. I love this shit.
Cartman had it with baby sports lol
0:13 Oh my God, if anyone was gonna use a Kung Pow sound clip, it would be Papa Meat.
this was one of my fav movies as a kid "my nipples look like milk duds"
Master Betty
Nice catch! 😂
That movie lives rent-free in my head 😂
Im bleeding, that means I win
I'm going to keep it a buck, Car Jitsu could come in handy as something to train people in. It could do a lot of people good to know how to handle themselves and an attacker in a car or confined space like a car.
17:30 , no joke seen a ad on a metal merchants waiting room pin board from a local newspaper. Was for a fight with some one else and the one I recall was "tiny sleeves t-bone". Best part about it was the show was to be held at a old folks home events room.
i've actually done the medieval fighting one once at uni, i had a one on one fight (and lost) and had bow training (i made a couple good shots before losing any ability i apparently had)
Glad too catch the little meat delivery early
14 vs 40 is a good matchup
I feel like hunter is like a top tier drinking buddy
12:00 I feel like the water makes that more dangerous. Get knocked out, you fall in the water passed out.
"Medic!"
Medic: What am I a lifeguard? No way.
Finally the wait is over, another papa meat video, the suffering ends for a few days, I can finally be in peace and goon. ALL HAIL PAPA MEAT
How the heck does Papa manage to put out such high quality content so fast
phonebooth boxing is gold
I still really appreciate the cheezy half assed ad reads. Hunter clearly doesn't give a shit about fum. He knows he doesn't care, we know he doesn't care. It's genuinely refreshing.
we had knights fighting in Adelaide for froth and fury fest in between metal bands was just straight up bad ass
CarJitsu would've been hidden from the world if it weren't for Papa Meat
Deadpool and Wolverine had it, we just didn’t know it had a name. Thanks Papa!
i used to do some fighting in medieval armour, that was fun, people do jousting too, that was cool
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can we get hunter to buy the $5k full suit of armor?
That closing clip of Mike talking about death and legacy is what happens when someone starts working with psychedelics and ponders on the fragile and fleeting nature of human existence. Can't hate it.
BJJ is actually well-known for using the environment, especially the opponent’s clothes for chokeout maneuvers.
Gotta do an animation on the Jake Paul and Tyson fight lol
Free Alternative sport ideas:
Motocross x Paintball
Eating competition x Ski jump
Drinking competition x parasailing
11:53 … Bass Pro Pyramid in Memphis
Bro I was just about to comment I live in downtown Memphis in walking distance from the pyramid that part had me laughing 😂😂😂
I say we make car-jitsu into a race. Each driver has a teammate in another driver’s car who is trying to prevent that opposing driver from winning.
"Tackle, and grapple"
Why do I get the keegan Michael key skit vibes.
"This a grapple, that's a tackle"
Spoiler* This is Hunter admitting that he’s starting a professional sport showing off his Pyrokinesis.
Love how Deadpool & Wolverine definitely had a shoutout to car mma.
Ik that's what I said they stole there idea
Still can't get over how good this is!
PAPA SUNDAY. Bro he's betting on Kansas Chiefs bro?
Ok bot
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0:23 that “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist” audio *chefs kiss*