@@WildMoose2 for the better definitely !! (im lying, it was trauma inducing and i may need to start going to therapy for this as it has caused me immense trauma and anxiety. i always feel like skipidi hozier is watching me now. help.)
@@hello-rq8kfhence themSELF instead of themSELVES. I assume the commenter didn’t know Hozier’s pronouns (which I’m pretty sure are he/him) and wanted to play it safe :)
@@zakariasmeroufel It was uploaded close to that time in my time zone back when it came out. Would have been the perfect time for it because 3 am you know
i memorized this whole thing and its been stuck in my head i literally cant stop singing this and when i try to sing the original i mess up and end up singing this version
People dont understand just how truly deep these lyrics are. at 0:10, we can hear the singer's concern over his gang viewing him as a beta. But then at 0:36, the singer is clearly comfortable being the beta around this woman. Not only is this woman an alpha, but she is a one of the top Alhpas. We can confirm this at 0:05 when the singers reveals that she could rizz you without any doubt in their mind. Clearly this woman has very high levels of rizz to encapsulate anyone of us, the audience. For most this is intimidating. We all want to be alphas, so for the singer to willingly enter a relationship knowing they are automatically the beta is a major thing that most are unwilling to do. Not only is the beta willing to beta, but the alhpa is actively taking a mentoring the beta. The alpha sees the singer as more than just a beta. instead of taking the dominant role most alphas do, they actively seek to guide the beta and help them grow by teaching them to goon and edge. Not only that, but they show clear pride in the betas accomplishment, stating theyre proud of them. Not only is this atypical of alpha behavior, it helps the beta to grow, which most Alphas fear, but not her. despite the clear shane the singers has of being the beta, the alpha respects this. they never force the beta into a position of showing their prized beta off to all, instead opting to keep their relations a secret for the sake of the beta.
Tell him unles he buys you a ps 5 im going to call a few of my hard jelqued sigmas and we are going skibidi on that beta untill we goon on his gyatt. 🙏♉
after hearing this the sexual tension between the barrel of my m4 and the roof of my mouth skyrocketed also 0:57 when he said hurts mans voice is angelic
i was thinking if there was a brain rotted version of this song, i hoped there wasn't but now i can never listen to one of my top 5 favs in the same old way again
Fun fact: although widely considered to be an ode to the act of edging, the song is actually about the singer’s concerns with the practice and his desire to bust. Quite the misleading title if I do say so myself.
Me and my friends went on a rowing regatta trip, and this was the song we started with, when we won our races we sung this song, and the last song we listened to before being dropped back in our hometown, so it started, celebrated, and finished with this song, so I listen to the song to remember one of the best times of my life
My sigmas is a gooner, she would Rizz you if you knew her. Gang can't know that I fuck with her, cuz they'd say I'm a beta. If she ever does MOG me, I would tell the world she queefs. So she better not MOG me. I've been trying to keep my mew Streak. we've got mad rizz, you heard them saying. She was the one who taught me to goon, she said I'll teach you how to edge soon. We were in ohio when I first mewed.she said beta I'm proud of you. I'm a full sigma and she knows it. you can be sogma too... if you edge. Edge...max (X3). Edge till it hurts and keep mowing so you don't get ogled every night. Drop skibiti rizz and ask if she plays fortnight. Ask if she watches a dinner Ross, if she don't then you can tell her goodbye! (X2)
“She was the one who taught me to goon
She said I’ll teach you how to edge soon”
Unfortunately, that is a fire bar
dsf
Why does it actually sound good though 🙏
Yes
What does goon mean?
@@anandanil8158 come
You’re using your powers for evil 😭😭
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nice
@@lab_discovera8625 REDDIT MOMENT!!!! >:3
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Nice
Right? Ai can’t do this B3
that isn't the original, this guy just gets the original videos, puts lyrics there and upload.
STRAIGHT BARS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ NOW GET BEHIND EM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
get behind em 💀💀
Lmao
AY YO!
LMAOOO
Yo facts
Ginyu send him to the Galactic priskn
"we were in ohio when i first mewed" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I read this as the song said it, 💀
Profile picture is appropriate
@@RatSammy-o8dbro same
🐈
REALLL
This is going on my sigma edgemax playlist
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being a hozier fan, this changed my life. 😔
For the better or the worse?
for the worse👇🗣️🗿
@@WildMoose2 for the better definitely !! (im lying, it was trauma inducing and i may need to start going to therapy for this as it has caused me immense trauma and anxiety. i always feel like skipidi hozier is watching me now. help.)
REAL
same
“EDGE TILL IT HURTS” words to live by
“EDGE TILL YOU BLACKOUT” is the better choice if u wanna be a true sigma
💀❤️😭 I'm dead
"edge till you are afterlife"
“Imma tell the world she queefs”💀
wild ikr💀
I cant keep up with this new language. What is queef supposed to mean?
@@Mr101editzvaginal farts are called queefs
@@Mr101editz uh... yikes
@@manojpatra2840 I am ashamed of this generation
IM GETTING DISOWNED BECAUSE OF THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He hearted it lol
petition to send this to hoizer themself
it's literally one dude who is them
@@hello-rq8kfhence themSELF instead of themSELVES. I assume the commenter didn’t know Hozier’s pronouns (which I’m pretty sure are he/him) and wanted to play it safe :)
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@@hello-rq8kf if you're referring to a band you address them with they/them.
@@vollp Hozier is a singular musician
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE AND REALISTIC.
Someone actually sang the words he just layered hoziers voice to it
@@cnred7987it’s ai brother
@@cnred7987 +rep Really good and simple explanation of how RVC works
@@cnred7987 Same as Glorb
This is pure brain nourishment 🗣🔥🤫🧏🤑
Brain torture at this point 🔥
Brain rupture
Brain rot
I didn’t save this video, it saved me
ok
skull emoji 😲
why is westjett watching rizz records 😭
NAH WESTJETT THIS IS UNIRONICALLY THE BEST SONG THANKS FOR PUTTING IT IN YOUR VIDEO FOR ME TO FIND IT ❤❤❤❤
@@iniquous skulll emoji is INSANE
Hozier did NOT die for this 😭😭😭
resting piss rizzier 😭😭🤣
💀
@@gelse6037THATS CRAZY
He's alive 💀⁉️❔
@@wagiqwq So he, in fact, did no die for this
Should have uploaded at exactly 3 o clock
Why tho
@@zakariasmeroufel It was uploaded close to that time in my time zone back when it came out. Would have been the perfect time for it because 3 am you know
3 am somewhere
Ngl this is actually fire im showing this to all my friends tonight
they shid and came to this
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@@athan_valentine😧
I'm literally this guy right now!
BROS SPITTING BARS
PUT HIM BEHIND BARS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Nice
@@lab_discovera8625 nice
BROS STEALING COMMENTS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
sigma
i memorized this whole thing and its been stuck in my head i literally cant stop singing this and when i try to sing the original i mess up and end up singing this version
Me too I’m 74 so I don’t understand the new terms but I don’t mind it sounds beautiful I can’t stop listening to it 😀
@@GarySnag you’re real for that Gary
@@GarySnagdon't worry mister, what's important is that you like the music!
This is actually a good cover
WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY SOUND GOOD
Because you either have terrible headphones or don't have any at all
@@Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSlylet us enjoy this for once bro 😭
Gen Alpha's most emotional song.
National anthem 😔
THIS LOW-KEY FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
this highkey fire 🔥
@@gal749frr 🤩🤩🤩
somebody put it out before it gets too crazy 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
HE BURNED THE FOOD, BUT WE STILL ATE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Low key? Bro this is high-key fire LMAO
This is like staring into freshly chopped onions
I'M SO MAD THE VOICE IS GOOD
So I guess I'm a sigma 0:40
If brainrot was a country this would be the national anthem
Can't let gang know I fw this
WE EDGING TO THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sigma af
KSI Song Replacement🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
I only know of this brain rot because of you. Thank you.
Name a better song than this
@@wagiqwq
Thick of it
1:08 missed opportunity to call her a 'bop'
People dont understand just how truly deep these lyrics are. at 0:10, we can hear the singer's concern over his gang viewing him as a beta. But then at 0:36, the singer is clearly comfortable being the beta around this woman. Not only is this woman an alpha, but she is a one of the top Alhpas. We can confirm this at 0:05 when the singers reveals that she could rizz you without any doubt in their mind. Clearly this woman has very high levels of rizz to encapsulate anyone of us, the audience. For most this is intimidating. We all want to be alphas, so for the singer to willingly enter a relationship knowing they are automatically the beta is a major thing that most are unwilling to do. Not only is the beta willing to beta, but the alhpa is actively taking a mentoring the beta. The alpha sees the singer as more than just a beta. instead of taking the dominant role most alphas do, they actively seek to guide the beta and help them grow by teaching them to goon and edge. Not only that, but they show clear pride in the betas accomplishment, stating theyre proud of them. Not only is this atypical of alpha behavior, it helps the beta to grow, which most Alphas fear, but not her. despite the clear shane the singers has of being the beta, the alpha respects this. they never force the beta into a position of showing their prized beta off to all, instead opting to keep their relations a secret for the sake of the beta.
this touched my kidney ong (the left one)
The fact that this is somewhat catchy scares me
currently fighting off the urge to send this to my mother because she loves Hozier.
do it
Do it. No balls
@@ChilliDaCat 😭😭
English or spanish?
@@leviathan3630 BABY YOU GOT SUMMIN IN UR NOSEE~
actually amazing vocals. gonna belt this in the shower
I think it's AI generated vocals. The original sounds much better (in the description)
@@tonik2558you just contradicted yourself
@@proceedproceed7494 nah someone sang this and they just put an ai filter on it
I feel like I'm getting old even though I'm 19 because i don't know what half of this means
you're better off not knowing, trust me
Idk a lock of what he said other than edge and riz and I guess goon but I still don't know LMFAO and I'm 25 so bless your safe brain
Man how do you think college students felt back in our times when we were spewing random nonsense like "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"?
Dude, i'm 30 and had no trouble following this song. You are way too young to be this out of touch! Stop being a boomer!
@@BorisEysbroekdamn
When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics 😔
Wait what 😦
@Naturelifeshorts1 bend over buddy 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
the final touch of this is that he has such a heavenly, madly glorious voice. ... singing about skibidi rizz ohio sigma things.
Somehow this is more accurate to what the song is actually about.
NO. IT IS NOT.
Kinda @@idontneedaname318
@@idontneedaname318as a day 1 Hozier fan, it is
THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥
PUT IT OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
your voice is unironically amazing.
It’s ai bro lmfao
@@1998superjet its not the og is linked in description lmfao
@@lumix1186 that doesn't prove anything
@@dinosaur8879 ur mom
Crazy how people will just claim everything is AI nowadays without actually being able to back it up.
My wife's boyfriend heard me playing this and kicked me out of the house.
:(
Tell him unles he buys you a ps 5 im going to call a few of my hard jelqued sigmas and we are going skibidi on that beta untill we goon on his gyatt. 🙏♉
after hearing this the sexual tension between the barrel of my m4 and the roof of my mouth skyrocketed
also 0:57 when he said hurts
mans voice is angelic
I want you to know that this is the single best youtube comment I've ever read.
I cannot. Stop. Looping this video. I CANT BELIVE HOW GOOD THIS IS, I A FULL SONG VER
I thought i was alone
Ts goes hard
The fact that i saw the thumbnail and internally sung it that way before seeing the title is nuts
And smoother my brain became.
my IQ permanently dropped by 13 points after watching this. keep up the g̶o̶o̶d̶ work
I miss in the Hamilton when there was actually a little bit of a narrative in the brainrot and it wasn't just mindless "my sigmas is a gooner"
bros missing brainrot
brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabudo beep beep
same
This doubled my mewing streak and ended my edging streak
Aahh another masterpiece in my playlists
Betas call this brain rot, sigmas call this deep
Judging by the thumbnail i thought that this was sum motivational video
i was thinking if there was a brain rotted version of this song, i hoped there wasn't but now i can never listen to one of my top 5 favs in the same old way again
thank you for blessing us with this.
this is skibidi rizz, prove me wrong.
Erm, what the sigma
@@Andy-pl1tf im sigmamaxxing
thank you for blessing my ears with such a masterpiece, praying for you to have a good life
The rot consumes
I like how beneath the brain there's a sliver of implications of a healthy , loving, relationship
If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not dying
why are you so good at making these
Fun fact: although widely considered to be an ode to the act of edging, the song is actually about the singer’s concerns with the practice and his desire to bust. Quite the misleading title if I do say so myself.
why does the “keep mewing so you don’t get mugged every night” actually make me feel motivated…
THIS SAVED MY LIFE
If she don’t wanna hawk tuah, I don’t wanna talk tuah
This is so beautiful it brought me to tears. I'm awed by your talent.
I want them to play this at my funeral
This legitimately hurt to listen to and now I need to share it with my friends so they can suffer too-
Hozier is having an Oppenheimer moment right now
I hate how well done this is
Why does this actually go so hard 🔥
bro with actual talent and an actualy crazy good voice doing this 😭🙏🙏
lyrical genius
THIS IS FIRE 🔥 PUT IT OUT
“She said beta im proud of you” 😢
I had to show my principal this because I got caught in class watching it
shat myself to this
Same
*as someone who performs Take me to Church on a regular for people* This physically hurts me how fire this is and how much I actually like it.
i cant stop listening to this despite every line making me wanna end it all
AND THE CROWD STAYS SILENT🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
BRO IS COOKING BUT NOBODY IS HUNGRY🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
thats so skibidi sigma alpha rizz bro u got plus aura for that
this has no right being as good as it is
Me and my friends went on a rowing regatta trip, and this was the song we started with, when we won our races we sung this song, and the last song we listened to before being dropped back in our hometown, so it started, celebrated, and finished with this song, so I listen to the song to remember one of the best times of my life
I keep getting notices at the top left of my HP indicating im losing 2HP per second of watching this
I think it just shows how amazing hozier is if these lyrics can sound fire with his voice and instrumental
"Edge till it hurts"
-Gigachad 2024
Hozier did NOT die for this 💀🙏
My sigmas is a gooner, she would Rizz you if you knew her. Gang can't know that I fuck with her, cuz they'd say I'm a beta. If she ever does MOG me, I would tell the world she queefs. So she better not MOG me. I've been trying to keep my mew Streak. we've got mad rizz, you heard them saying. She was the one who taught me to goon, she said I'll teach you how to edge soon. We were in ohio when I first mewed.she said beta I'm proud of you. I'm a full sigma and she knows it. you can be sogma too... if you edge. Edge...max (X3). Edge till it hurts and keep mowing so you don't get ogled every night. Drop skibiti rizz and ask if she plays fortnight. Ask if she watches a dinner Ross, if she don't then you can tell her goodbye! (X2)
A true work of art. Brought me to tears on skibidi
with my name being max that edgemax scared me
kid named max:
I have not audibly laughed out of sheer bewilderment in a long time. Thanks I guess.
NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You had the power of creation in your hands, and you chose to create this.....
I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know
I know
I know.
Im sending a screenshot in my discord server
Insert troll face here
To late, all of Texas knows now
Adding to the music playlist so that instead of being judged for what the song actually means I can be judged for this new piece of...
art.
0:58 why does everything after this sound good 💀
So emotional. Brother made me crode fr
Made me shed a tear...
(My ears hurt to much)
FIRE🔥🔥🔥 PLEASE FIRE THE PRODUCER🔥🔥🔥
Ask if she watches adin Ross if she don’t u can tell her goodbye 💀
brought a tear to my eye, masterpiece
Here before 20k streams