Critical Role - Matt Tells Marisha to Stop it

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  • @dasnurk
    @dasnurk Рік тому +7497

    Seeing how he is the one wrangling these giggling toddlers, it's hard to remember that Matt is the second youngest at the table.

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 Рік тому +294

      Me, my brother, and some friends play dnd almost every other weekend. I am the youngest at the table and the DM. When the game can afford it I let the shenanigans fly and join in, but when shits serious I wrangle them in.

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet Рік тому +223

      I knew Marisha was the youngest, from what I've heard them say i believe Travis and Laura are around the same age, at least close, we all know about Taliesin, but I thought Ashley was at least a couple years younger than Matt, that is surprising.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 Рік тому +198

      From what I can tell on Google & I'm not 100% sure if it's correct but, from youngest to oldest:
      Marisha, Ashley, Matt, Travis, Laura, Tal, Sam, Liam.

    • @martingabriela.libunao7172
      @martingabriela.libunao7172 Рік тому +45

      @@davidparkes7741laura is slightly older than travis.

    • @cryofpaine
      @cryofpaine Рік тому +85

      @@davidparkes7741 Laura is older than Travis by 3 months, and Liam is older than Sam by 5 months. Other than that, you're right.

  • @captainkg5910
    @captainkg5910 Рік тому +1528

    Matt is *this close* to declaring "Rocks fall everyone dies"

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Рік тому +27

      I mean moments and interactions like this are the only reason I'm still watching this campaign. It completely lost my interest as far as the actual story and characters are concerned by like episode 20. I just enjoy the groups dynamics and weird chaos too much to miss any of it. I suppose that's why their such a great group.

    • @BowChickaHonkHonk1
      @BowChickaHonkHonk1 10 місяців тому +8

      More like, "Rocks OFF, everyone dies happy"

    • @jordancunningham4962
      @jordancunningham4962 7 місяців тому

      "No, no, no. Rocks, spelled R. O. C. C."

  • @cbrown6508
    @cbrown6508 Рік тому +4657

    Matt is just trying to live his life and the entire table is too chaotically horny to leave him alone 😂😂

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 Рік тому +60

      One day the crit team, will go beyond erp and Matt will barely be surprised, just hide behind the screen

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR Рік тому

      DM Matt is just trying to live his life, out-of-game Matt is just as horny as the rest of these depraved psychos 😂

    • @Aurora_Lightbringer
      @Aurora_Lightbringer Рік тому +95

      Honestly, Bell's Hells is definitely the most horny group we've had out of the 3 campaigns.
      And considering one of them had Scanlan, that's a feat in and of itself.

    • @faranior
      @faranior Рік тому

      @@Aurora_Lightbringer It's not like Vex and Vax were that innocent either. "And I open the door...completely naked!"

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 Рік тому

      @@Aurora_Lightbringer Just one horny bastard is easy to handle, but a whole group of them? Dear god...

  • @apocryphgaming9995
    @apocryphgaming9995 Рік тому +1391

    "Freshlight"
    "Stop it!"
    -Matt, fully knowing that this one line has created a core memory in the Critter fandom now.

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 Рік тому +23

      Because this is the internet and because Bell’s Hells nearly went the fucking route…
      I fully expect some Critical Roll-themed “freshlights” to actually be produced by the end of the year.

    • @NewyAlien
      @NewyAlien Рік тому +5

      I think marisha even knew before she said it.

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo Рік тому +2

      like when matt snaps and is done dming. he had best drop rocks

  • @Kiwicrack
    @Kiwicrack Рік тому +1379

    Matt swooping under the radar with that Rez reference! (Rez was a PS2 rail shooter that came packaged with a vibrating accoutrement that would vibrate along with the game. People found uses for it immediately.)

    • @Neil_Mackie
      @Neil_Mackie Рік тому +111

      The first Tony Hawk games had infinite grind cheatcodes that caused the controller to vibrate constantly as you looped around the lip of a bowl with perfect balance. Weirdly it was the only game my then GF would play ...

    • @borofreak
      @borofreak Рік тому +31

      @@Neil_Mackie THPS3 had a secret level at the end - a cruise ship - where you could infinitely grind the edges of a pool on the lower deck as long as you hold the button. Just sayin...

    • @aduiel
      @aduiel Рік тому +6

      Thank you! I was wondering about that, and Google was unhelpful.

    • @pololsen
      @pololsen Рік тому +6

      Worm odessy for the snes was the first game that had rumble feature

    • @ironman1181
      @ironman1181 Рік тому +22

      this reminds me of the Moxie's Good Touch and Moxie's Bad Touch weapons in Borderlands 2. they made the controller vibrate continuously. one harder than the other...you can probably imagine the rest xD

  • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
    @sybariticcupboardrat3763 Рік тому +230

    It's always amusing watching Matt at war with himself. Half of him joins in on the dirty jokes, the other half is mortified it's being caught on camera.

  • @4rtifex
    @4rtifex Рік тому +217

    in D&D we call this a "moveable rod"

    • @mouserr
      @mouserr Рік тому +5

      bigbys buzzing bat?

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Рік тому +20

      "This thing is re-usable... Don't you dare, Laura."

    • @__-vb3ht
      @__-vb3ht Рік тому +2

      Wow thanks, another item I can never use again

    • @tomglendinning6165
      @tomglendinning6165 Рік тому +3

      Oh god this cracked me up

  • @anjelica948
    @anjelica948 Рік тому +2602

    Its funny because Matt is so serious at the table 99% of the time, but when I’ve seen or heard him in other contexts he is so jokey and cuts up just as much as his players. Its disarming in a way.

    • @WillKazeOh
      @WillKazeOh Рік тому +186

      That's because in other settings, he doesn't have a planned session with key points he wants to hit before ending. So for the sake of the show's story, he TRIES to keep the events going... but other times, he just wants to have fun.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc Рік тому +65

      He knows the line. And when to enforce it

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 Рік тому +51

      @@WillKazeOh That’s very true. It’s just so drastic the shift that it stands out. You can tell when he’s actually a player, he loves to cause chaos as well bc its just fun.

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 Рік тому +91

      That's cuz in a DnD group, the DM is the only adult in the room, so they have to be more mature to keep the children in line :)

    • @JimmyBonez
      @JimmyBonez Рік тому +21

      Someone has to be the adult during game time or the session goes nowhere.

  • @Milkster86
    @Milkster86 Рік тому +622

    It's even funnier when I remember Matt and Marisha are married.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster Рік тому +113

      I love this being an antithesis to Travis and Laura where they're so proud of each other's absurdity, but Matt is like "BE NORMAL. FOR ONCE. I LOVE YOU BUT BE NORMAL FOR FIVE SECONDS PLEASE."

    • @ilicarriedoll2843
      @ilicarriedoll2843 Рік тому +23

      @@UltimaKeyMaster Honestly that's what my husband said to me 😂

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Рік тому +34

      @@UltimaKeyMaster Haha! He kind of is!
      Remember a few episodes before this he uttered the words "Dear God, Marisha, what have you done?"

  • @Letham316
    @Letham316 Рік тому +780

    I've fallen quite a bit behind, but I'm glad they're keeping up the tradition of tormenting Matt by suggesting unsettling features for FCG. 😂

    • @DevilWearsAdidas
      @DevilWearsAdidas Рік тому +14

      So far he has a tongue and eye balls. Its horror.

    • @zackaryw8407
      @zackaryw8407 Рік тому +1

      Me too. So far I’m to the part where they’re leaving Jrusar on Eshteross’s airship after doing the thing for Hexim.

    • @arsongamer1510
      @arsongamer1510 Рік тому +2

      Every day FCG gets a little meatier

    • @Beagslie76
      @Beagslie76 Рік тому +1

      @@zackaryw8407 Me too, I have re-started the campaign many times, but can't get too far into it. I don't know why, I like all the characters, it just doesn't grab me like C2.

    • @monkey-wrench1027
      @monkey-wrench1027 5 місяців тому

      This is Sam's ultimate troll 😂

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 Рік тому +326

    Remember the flesh tongue that they totally do not have.

  • @mustang1888
    @mustang1888 Рік тому +384

    Matt just begins to get them back on track, then someone always has one last comment. Poor Matt, 7 against 1.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Рік тому +14

      There's a reason his avatar in Legend of Vox Machina constantly gets shat on by the party 😂 ("Come here, fuckstick!" comes to mind.)

    • @coreyzawaski
      @coreyzawaski 26 днів тому

      Lol yes but that 1 can say rocks fall everyone dies so it kind of evens out

  • @ZarMationStudios18
    @ZarMationStudios18 Рік тому +641

    Best part is that Matt started to actually get a little mad - realized it, stopped, laughed at himself for it and moved on.

    • @SuperGorak
      @SuperGorak Рік тому +78

      yeah and you can see that despite him playing it off, he juuust can't help but stay a little mad inside

    • @coreylemon
      @coreylemon 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@SuperGorakthats being human babbyyy

    • @supercook49
      @supercook49 6 місяців тому +7

      he realized it was from his wife

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 Рік тому +82

    matt is basically the substitute teacher two weeks before summer

  • @LoganBluth
    @LoganBluth Рік тому +414

    Okay, well I definitely needed it explained, because when I heard "Teledildonic device" I was picturing a dildo that collapses/extends like a telescope. But then, I remember a time before the internet existed and we had to make do with nothing but analog dildos, so... 😬

    • @alantbaird
      @alantbaird Рік тому +28

      I mean, some of them kind of are like that. Now imagine it extended and collapsed automatically via a motor and that the speed and depth of the collapsing/extending could be controlled remotely over the internet.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer Рік тому +20

      As far as I understand some porn videos, especially the VR kind, come with profiles for teledildonic Devices and that basically synchronize the toy and what it does with the action on screen.

    • @s.r.3738
      @s.r.3738 Рік тому +7

      @@Quotenwagnerianer That sounds fancy

    • @shugotenchi
      @shugotenchi Рік тому +5

      That's how a friend of mine refers to some of her exs.

    • @garrettcarter5622
      @garrettcarter5622 Рік тому +1

      It’s a callback to Narrative Telephone S2 E5.

  • @FreelancerWells
    @FreelancerWells Рік тому +31

    I just love the proud smile on Marisha's face as she patiently waits for an opportunity to say it, then Sam's approving nod. 😂

  • @Jeezes718
    @Jeezes718 Рік тому +46

    It's probably worse when it's marisha cuz then he's going, "And that's coming home with me tonight, imma hear that in my sleep."

  • @Hey-Its-Dingo
    @Hey-Its-Dingo Рік тому +154

    "teledildonic" is my new favorite word. Lmao
    It's just fun to say, in spite of what it actually means. Lol

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Рік тому +5

      It's got a real "cellar door" feel to it, just pleasant to say

    • @ScreamsGeo
      @ScreamsGeo Рік тому +2

      It actually exists on Urban Dictionary, from 2003, no less.

  • @Linkolnverse
    @Linkolnverse Рік тому +29

    Oh god, it's the 3rd time I've heard it and now I get it.
    Freshlight.

    • @tibot4228
      @tibot4228 Рік тому +3

      Oh my god. Brava Marisha.

    • @brainfat1
      @brainfat1 Рік тому +1

      I know what a fleshlight is, but is freshlight a reference in the world they play in?

    • @matthewoakes6089
      @matthewoakes6089 Рік тому +18

      @@brainfat1 his name is Fresh Cut Grass

    • @nikiballerini
      @nikiballerini 7 місяців тому

      I still don't get it 🙈

  • @masterchief111116
    @masterchief111116 Рік тому +53

    New Merch:
    CriticalVibration, controlled by your roll (1 gives electro shock)

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Рік тому +14

      I thought a 1 was supposed to be *bad* 😏

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum Рік тому +16

      @@IceMetalPunk One piece of DM advice is to still make Nat 1s fun, so...

    • @ameliafeyparsons4816
      @ameliafeyparsons4816 Рік тому +1

      Better yet have it have to sync up with their roles on streams/VODs

    • @sunshinegamer1981
      @sunshinegamer1981 Рік тому

      I would be getting shocked nearly every single roll. 😅 Lady Luck does not usually favor me, but it makes for some hilarious deaths.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 3 місяці тому

      Instant buy

  • @Mars34582
    @Mars34582 Рік тому +118

    This is the first time ever I saw him almost actually upset with his reaction X'D after innumerable years, the cast is finally starting to dig into his skin X'D

    • @jacobw.6744
      @jacobw.6744 8 місяців тому +4

      He's only human after all. The patience of a saint. And the recovery back to having fun is a lot faster than most DMs I know. Honestly, it's really impressive.

  • @TheUnmade
    @TheUnmade Рік тому +51

    No one made a pun out of “eager to do the alteration, has the tools to do so, and won’t take too long”? I’m shocked.

  • @brandonsquires7640
    @brandonsquires7640 Рік тому +23

    Something i love about cr is that they instead of becoming more controlled or "professional" with their success, they seem to be more chaotic.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 7 місяців тому +9

    Matt might be the first DM who actually gets a spray bottle for their players

  • @tyllua
    @tyllua Рік тому +16

    i have the impression that matt is actually really frustated and angry at that moment for a second.

    • @jacobw.6744
      @jacobw.6744 8 місяців тому +3

      It's perfectly normal and valid if he was. I think it's incredible the maturity, integrity, and love he shows by expressing some frustration and then laughing and joining the joke. It *is* a frustrating moment. But also ultimately inconsequential. So not choking it down (expressing) but also not being petty (accepting) is an extremely hard balance sometimes. His mindfulness is awesome

    • @SapphoForAphrodite
      @SapphoForAphrodite 6 місяців тому

      yeah, it scares me

    • @jacobw.6744
      @jacobw.6744 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SapphoForAphrodite Sometimes, just sometimes, when your friends are being purposefully annoying and unhelpful...you get a little frustrated and angry at them.
      It's pretty normal. And pretending it doesn't happen or always suppressing it is actually quite unhealthy.

  • @danielcobia7818
    @danielcobia7818 Рік тому +43

    I love this about CR, they flesh out the story so well.....

  • @nuggetsschumaker4371
    @nuggetsschumaker4371 Рік тому +50

    I relate to this way too much. My table is also full of chaotic funny shennanigans people. I can't have a single section with everyone focused on the game. It's fine anyways, since they seem to be having fun, but still. -_-"

    • @MrIrishpunk
      @MrIrishpunk Рік тому +3

      We’re a small friend group that plays dnd together, two of us have issues with attention spans and thats led to some interesting consequences.

  • @frankytorres1687
    @frankytorres1687 Рік тому +15

    Time Stamp is roughly 1:55:00 for this episode.

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 4 місяці тому +8

    1:01 Sam rearing back a shaky hand left me weak 😂

  • @waynepalumbo8917
    @waynepalumbo8917 Рік тому +4

    At the end "A DRAGON EATS ALL OF YOU!!!" and then Matt storms off.

  • @U46Raven
    @U46Raven Рік тому +5

    After high school (and even during) age ceases to be a measurable sign of maturity.

  • @Widestone001
    @Widestone001 Рік тому +7

    The man's trying to work here 😁

  • @kab6754
    @kab6754 Рік тому +19

    This makes me very happy!

  • @givemeanaxe
    @givemeanaxe Рік тому +6

    Wow
    Its rare to see matt visible annoyed.

  • @NeedsContent
    @NeedsContent Рік тому +23

    The term "tele-dildonics" actually goes all the way back to the 80's, before the internet. I guess they wanted to use phone lines back then, like a fax machine.

    • @ORLY21
      @ORLY21 Рік тому +1

      Back in the old days of 2400 baud modems. Little before my time. I got to see 28.8k, 33.6k and 57.6k (throttled to flat 56k because lol).

  • @roguishowl3915
    @roguishowl3915 Рік тому +7

    Matt lives his life 1 d20 at a time. For those few seconds the dice is rolling on the table, he’s free.

  • @kenroach5469
    @kenroach5469 Рік тому +5

    Keep in mind that some of us have been cracking up this way since we started playing D&D when it was first published in the 70s. Some humor never gets old, regardless of how much you do. And that's a good thing.

  • @queenannsrevenge100
    @queenannsrevenge100 Рік тому +6

    The point I heard that word about 10 years ago from an information security researcher was the moment I truly knew the main purpose of the Internet. 😂

  • @michaeldemocko443
    @michaeldemocko443 Рік тому +8

    They're such children... I love them for it.

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Рік тому +4

      Nothing will ever beat the appropriately somber moment when Laura says, "We're in too deep to pull out now." :sophomoric chuckle:

  • @Christolphi
    @Christolphi Рік тому +5

    I watched exandria unlimited first where Matt is like one of the kids, its still funny to watch him be the dad

    • @TPBurrow
      @TPBurrow  Рік тому

      Have you seen Exu Calamity? If not I highly recommend it even tho Matts not in it, its his world.

    • @Christolphi
      @Christolphi Рік тому

      @@TPBurrow I did watch calamity !

  • @falcor2325
    @falcor2325 3 місяці тому +1

    “staaahhp its a very powerful magiikul itemm”

  • @VariousIdeas-f2q
    @VariousIdeas-f2q 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how Matt takes his role so seriously, and seeing the inner struggle to maintain order among his wacky ensemble. ❤

  • @Adderkleet
    @Adderkleet Рік тому +2

    Gotta love the casual Rez reference.

  • @matthewt4991
    @matthewt4991 5 місяців тому +2

    You should see it in the MERCH!

  • @BenoHourglass
    @BenoHourglass Рік тому +5

    I thought he was going to ask for a tongue, but then it got wholesome, then it got...

  • @beginbooming
    @beginbooming 28 днів тому +1

    ordah!... ORDAH!!!

  • @sleepybearuwu
    @sleepybearuwu Рік тому +17

    Matt is a example of a good DM that people should use as a base plate to be a good DM (That being said that doesn't mean somebody has to be exactly like him just the man has good idea how to DM)

  • @DeusMachina71
    @DeusMachina71 Рік тому +4

    I have that exact same Heilung tour shirt she's wearing 😆

  • @zpiotroski
    @zpiotroski Рік тому +2

    when sam said "I've only done it the old fashioned way" I had to pause for a moment XD like what do you mean??? Dial up?? XD

  • @sytorias7143
    @sytorias7143 Рік тому +18

    I sadly lost my Dog today, she was 15 years old :( This was the first thing today that's made me genuinely smile

    • @antsman6795
      @antsman6795 Рік тому +3

      Sorry for your loss. I'm glad she got to spend so long time with you.

    • @TPBurrow
      @TPBurrow  Рік тому +5

      I am really sorry, my condolences on losing your Dog, However I hope to make you smile again one day:)

  • @essielayn
    @essielayn 11 місяців тому +2

    Thursdays - BEST day of the week!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @TPBurrow
      @TPBurrow  11 місяців тому

      You're the best!

  • @patrickjohnson1649
    @patrickjohnson1649 11 місяців тому +1

    0:40
    Don’t worry Matt, I understood that reference.

  • @aStrix171
    @aStrix171 5 місяців тому +8

    @ 0:21 is Marisha wearing a Heilung band tee?

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ Місяць тому

      Incredible band

    • @bababouille9707
      @bababouille9707 21 день тому

      My friend is in Heilung now

  • @trutty
    @trutty Рік тому +2

    I am one hundred percent confident that I will never make a better joke than freshlight

    • @nikiballerini
      @nikiballerini 7 місяців тому

      I still don't fully get it 🙈 help

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid Рік тому +13

    Matt ACTUALLY got mad! Holy shit!

  • @Endlessvoidsutidos
    @Endlessvoidsutidos 11 місяців тому

    and then Laura's like HEY GUYS GUESS WHATS COMING TO THE CRITICAL ROLE SHOP :D

  • @DaermaeonBranKor
    @DaermaeonBranKor Рік тому +2

    “I’ve only done the old fashioned kind.”
    …dial up?

  • @cynthiagarrison5082
    @cynthiagarrison5082 Рік тому +6

    I recently went back and watched campaign 1 again. Matt looks so young. I like the way he interacts with the group. The group can get a little crazy 🤪 sometimes but Matt's is so stoic. I like it when he let's loose.. 🤯🥳🥸🙉

  • @harrisjones2190
    @harrisjones2190 Рік тому +4

    I will admit, I assumed at first that it meant a dildo which also functions as a telescope.

  • @proverbialking3452
    @proverbialking3452 11 місяців тому +2

    So being a DM is a good litmus test for being a parent...

  • @thefriendlyknight
    @thefriendlyknight Рік тому +26

    I have a nerf gun at my table now. Whenever the players start going off on long tangents, I shoot them. Or I used to. Now all I do is cock it and they get quiet.

    • @givemeanaxe
      @givemeanaxe Рік тому

      Eeh... yah
      No.

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight Рік тому +1

      @Give Me An Axe they started blaming me for not making progress in the campaign when they were spending most of the time chattering. I gave them what they wanted. They do also find it funny

    • @givemeanaxe
      @givemeanaxe Рік тому +1

      @@thefriendlyknight as long as everyone signs off on it, theres not an issue. Its just not something id sign off on.

    • @christopher3226
      @christopher3226 Рік тому

      I wish I'd thought of this when I DM'd, specifically for phone usage.

  • @brentchatterley9168
    @brentchatterley9168 Рік тому +1

    Everyone is playing a Bard.

  • @nikkifoster9943
    @nikkifoster9943 Рік тому +5

    Someone slipped some aphrodisiac into the drinks at the table or something 🤣

  • @jubajuice
    @jubajuice Рік тому +1

    Teledildonic is my new favorite word

  • @wcookiv
    @wcookiv Рік тому +1

    The falafel mouse was around a few ghosts.

  • @plasma8638
    @plasma8638 8 місяців тому

    I need one of these so I can control it myself through my computer

  • @flameburst93
    @flameburst93 Рік тому +1

    Tonight Critical Role is sponsored by Hello Freshlight!

  • @andrewhemphill8999
    @andrewhemphill8999 10 місяців тому

    if i ever got involved with a d&d group like this you would never get me away from the table.

  • @Sairin13
    @Sairin13 Рік тому +1

    Didn't need to explain it, they were getting the thrust of the conversation

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue Рік тому

    If only someone had left their phone on the table and received a text. Bzzt bzzt.

  • @fredmonroe6042
    @fredmonroe6042 Рік тому +1

    Poor Matt🥲

  • @harley8047
    @harley8047 Рік тому

    *Me laughing in dial up land-line teledildonic*
    Get on my level, former gob-woman!

  • @saccherrirhysha2660
    @saccherrirhysha2660 Рік тому

    Thought I was hearing a new dinosaur name while s Matt was wrangling the cats.

  • @David_Apollonius
    @David_Apollonius 9 місяців тому

    Rod of Vibrating. When you push the button it... vibrates.
    Common magic item. Do with this what you want.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 5 місяців тому +1

      Players proceed to use it for everything BUT what it was clearly intended for

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr 2 місяці тому

      @@myheartismadeofstars And, what would that be?
      I mean, seriously, if we're not thinking vibrator, I don't know what the
      "clear intention" of a vibrating rod is supposed to be!
      What would be the use of that?

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 2 місяці тому

      @@sandpiperr my joke was that it was obviously MEANT to be a vibrator! And that it would never be used as such. And that's anything from being used as an actual personal massager (I personally have a character who did this 😂 he's not innocent or anything, he has a very active life with his gf, but he's a himbo) all the way to like... casting Thaumaturgy on it so it sounds like something big or like a lot of them to act as a scare tactic or distraction. Or using it to crush things into a powder. The sillier and more removed from the intended usage the better

  • @rune5416
    @rune5416 Рік тому +2

    These are professional voice actors people 😆

  • @Crazmuss
    @Crazmuss Рік тому

    Bluetooth is older than wifi, they are just unaware!

  • @BeardManC
    @BeardManC Рік тому +25

    The look on Marisha's Face says "I have one or more of those at home, and I know all about them~"

  • @psyberian
    @psyberian Рік тому +4

    Being the long term internet guy (started around 95') in our group I've had similar incidents with by friends. One time playing D&D about 10 years ago (maybe longer) someone got sprayed from some exploding thing and covered in goo. I think giant spiders met a warhammer. I made the joke using the term used in Japanese adult content when a person is covered in goo and I got blank expressions from everyone and had to explain the joke.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Рік тому

      That term shows up twice in the Critical Role transcript database. The first time was in their THIRD EVER EPISODE (and then again early in C3). 😂

  • @Lilac_Lotus
    @Lilac_Lotus Рік тому +15

    Matt looked so genuinely uncomfortable and unhappy here, I feel a little bad for him.

  • @DiehardMechWarrior
    @DiehardMechWarrior Рік тому +20

    When this first aired, immediately I started thinking about Lovsense(sp?) because of course I follow a few…raunchy folks over on Twitter. I remember thinking “So THAT’S the technical term for those Lovsense toys!” 😂😂

    • @psyberian
      @psyberian Рік тому +5

      yep, I sat in on a lecture at a computer security convention about how they are used as a point of entry to get information and even activate and control by more unscrupulous people. Really interesting and scary.

    • @OG_Wonder_Woman
      @OG_Wonder_Woman Рік тому

      @@psyberian What!? I don't get it. You mean a hacker can take control of the toy and...what? Turn it up? Don't threaten me with a good time!
      As long as it doesn't have any cameras or mics, it seems pointless for them to hack in, right?

    • @psyberian
      @psyberian Рік тому +3

      @@OG_Wonder_Woman kind of, yes. Really that is sexual assault. They also can get any sensor information. Temperature and the like. Individually not useful, but a single users browser history isn't either. But you add a few thousand users and that data becomes valuable. The internet is Way scarier then people think.

    • @OG_Wonder_Woman
      @OG_Wonder_Woman Рік тому +1

      @@psyberian Hmm, interesting. I guess it would be a painless assault for about 1 second, but then we'd just remove the toy. Very different compared to a real assault where someone is shoving something inside a person and doing damage. I have seen people doing self bondage on the internet, though, so I guess in that case maybe the victim couldn't remove it quickly.
      I get what you mean about the data. I know there are bluetooth kegel exercisers that connect to an app and measure vaginal strength. That's pretty private info, and paired with other data on the phone, that could be bad.
      I think the biggest issue would be toys for long distance partners that do have audio or visual for them to hack in. But personally I'm more concerned about the roombas filming you while you pee, shower or have sex and sending that data to human employees. I'll vacuum my own house!

  • @LordPratticus
    @LordPratticus Рік тому +5

    Damn, that felt like some real frustration :/

  • @xenosaga8436
    @xenosaga8436 Місяць тому

    I wonder if this is goin to be their next line of merch.

  • @DragnBoi65
    @DragnBoi65 11 місяців тому

    This is revenge for being shushed earlier in the session. Change my mind. Lol

  • @craigg9742
    @craigg9742 10 місяців тому

    The first time I heard that word was in the early 90s on the evening news. They attached to computers with a cable over the serial port. You youngin's might need to google what a serial port is.....

  • @BowChickaHonkHonk1
    @BowChickaHonkHonk1 10 місяців тому

    "Start the FRESHLIGHT, the bedtime toy that feels right - TELE-DILDONIC, CHRONIC INSANE!"
    Dum dum DUM dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

  • @liamtaylor4955
    @liamtaylor4955 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god the banter is so terrible look how mortified Matt is and they could edit it out of the final production if they... actually believed it.

  • @SyrinoxNight
    @SyrinoxNight Рік тому +1

    Wow I know way too much about what they're talking about.

  • @Yotun-of-the-WWW
    @Yotun-of-the-WWW 8 місяців тому

    Marisha might have Telemetry

  • @dnf-dead
    @dnf-dead Рік тому +7

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @macromicro1715
    @macromicro1715 10 місяців тому

    Oddly, seems pretty marketable actually

  • @roberonin7400
    @roberonin7400 9 місяців тому +1

    If i remmeber correctly matt became a DM because he couldnt enjoy dnd games he was trying to take part in because it all became silly sex jokes and bad role play !

  • @Elyika
    @Elyika Рік тому

    my table is worse behaved

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster Рік тому

    Sam: Wi-Fi
    So does that mean regular fleshlights are Ethernet?

  • @wellgaroa
    @wellgaroa Рік тому +2

    I miss some human made subtitles, to get some jokes, my english is not the best .-.

  • @RareGamer99
    @RareGamer99 Рік тому +2

    Wrong answers only, go...

  • @kurtisdiston4851
    @kurtisdiston4851 11 місяців тому

    I begin to understand why there was so much 'butt stuff' in Vox Machina

  • @chychywoohoo
    @chychywoohoo Рік тому +1

    They don't know what Bluetooth is...?

  • @TheJesseWylde
    @TheJesseWylde 10 місяців тому +1

    Its not wise to frustrate your DM lol

  • @dgreeky
    @dgreeky Рік тому +4

    We all know he loves it 😂

  • @HellfuryXY
    @HellfuryXY Рік тому

    Technodildo