Detroit Become Human - Angry Cranky Hank Curses Up A Storm [ Oops, I Did It Again ]
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2018
- == UPDATE ==
After 15k views, the algorithm has finally accepted all the cursing! Woohoo, let them pennies roll in like the proverbial tumbleweeds. Ooo, pennies the size of tumbleweeds rolling around during high noon duels would make old westerns just a bit more comical, wouldn't it?
PS : Let's see how many people recognize the "oops, I did it again" reference. XD
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== PSA ==
Let us all place a wager on how long this can go without being d-worded? Please place your bets on (1) Are you crazy, the machine is going to pick this up instantly or (2) only when it gets enough eyeballs to make someone nervous.
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Angry Cranky Hank sure does say the f-word an awful lot compared to any of the other characters in the game. Actually now that I think about it all the other characters combined don’t even swear that much. I can only remember Connor saying “shit” in a couple of situations. Does anyone remember if Kara says a swear word? If you do please leave a message in the comment and tell me in what situation does she say it in.
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[ Detroit Become Human ][ Hank & Connor ][ Hank ][ Connor ][ Hank & Connor Moments ][ Angry Hank ][ Hank Swears / Curses Up A Storm ][ Hank Curses ]
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Detroit: Become Human is an adventure game developed by Quantic Dream and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment for the PlayStation 4, released worldwide on 25 May 2018. The plot revolves around three androids: Kara, who escapes the factory she was made in to explore her newfound sentience; Connor, whose job it is to hunt down deviant androids; and Markus, who devotes himself to releasing the androids from servitude. They may survive or perish depending on dialogue choices that shape the story as customized by the player. Story Chapters include: The Hostage, Opening, Shades of Color, A New Home, The Painter, Partners, Stormy Night and more! Characters include: Kara a newly created housekeeper android who develops artificial consciousness. Connor is an advanced police model android tasked with hunting down androids that have deviated from their programmed behaviours. Markus is a caretaker android who, after gaining consciousness, takes it upon himself to free others like him from bondage.
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Outro Music “Start A War” by Clergy with Valerie Broussard - Ігри
now i know how connor learned these words omgg
Accurate.
Clouis
Like father, like son
@@paincreatesfame fUUUUck you beat me to it
Fuckin deviant
6:16
Connor: i need to think like hank
* types “FUCKINGPASSWORD” *
Connor: obviously.
This moment is a wee bit funny.
Like father,like connor
in arabic it translated as ‘the password’ not fuckingpassword
this is so much better lmao
*”Bullshit makes me hungry.”* - Hank Anderson, 2038
Meeeeeeee
Hungry for a krabby patty
When I heard that, I was like, wait a minute, what did he just say? XD
The words of a great alcoholic
Same words by my own dad. Lmao
Mr. Krabs is really feeling it.
AGrayPhantom yes i am
Kyn_1510 u can here my voice?
AGrayPhantom that funny
I was about to fucking say! xD
1:37
He's probably the sole reason why the game is 18(R)
Lol
Btw other characters swear to but not much
Lol
Btw other characters swear to but not much
Yeah, not because of the amount of scenes where people get shot in the fucking face.
This grandpa is the reason, but let the drunk depressed suicidal grandpa be
The grandpa is the only reason its 18+
With this language he wont be allowed into my Christian minecraft server
Crowtem i........................never..............thought.................those.................two............words...........................would........................be............................in...........................one.............................sentence.
*shhh not today punk, not in our Christian household*
Wait, those still exist in this world?
P H C K
What the fuck.
Hank: You know where you can stick your instructions?
Connor: *No, where?¿*
Hank: *•_•*
**Confused black dude meme**
Up the bunghole
@@Danthegamer68 he doesnt have one ;-; Only robots that have the sex function have one
@@gfalconi *sex function?*
@@thatonekideveryonehates9933 _we live in a society_
0:08 “your starting to piss me off with that coin Connor”
6:46 **trys it**
you're*,tries*
Sorry,but someone had to do it.
Bruh that was so cute he looked so proud of himself
character development
Dead Page
You’re*, tries*
Sorry, someone had to correct you as well
haha omg that was so cute 😭
Every mission with hank in it but every time he curses it gets faster
Oh god oh fuck
x9999
*hyperdrive engaged*
_the video would end within a minute_
Oh God. LIGHTSPEED ACTIVATED
FUCKINGPASSWORD
Justin Y. Lol
*You Copied my comment*
Loganpro1212 im sorry lol peace
Justin Y. Fucking androids
Justin Y. Obviously.
Drinking Game! Take a shot everytime Hank swears
The first 50 swears and shots later you should probably give up..
Connor gonna sober you up afterwards
We arent hank
that's how I'm gonna get drunk, goddammit
That's a quick way to die from alcohol poisoning
6:48 i knew hank was just jealous 😂
Nah fam, Mr. Krabs just wanna learn tricks because he's got all of this money to play with
I wish Connor could just pull out another coin and use it in front of Hank. It would either be really cute or mabye it could trigger a secret dialogue or cutscene.
@@MrPops-ud5co *you're starting to piss me off with that coin conner*
@@MrPops-ud5co I think connor can with his idle animation
1:55 that slap recovery is probably the best I've ever seen
Well to be fair robots don’t feel pain unless their literally bleeding
@Mateusz Abramczyk me to :)
I LOVE this bit lol
You're starting to piss me off with that Connor, coin!
Sorry mr krabs
Lieutenant, sorry.
I'm here, what's the problem?
Connor RK800 I’m the real Conner.
Connor RK800 ooohhh, clone wars...
When Hank takes away Connors coin, Connor just looks like slightly pissed and upset xD
Miss Noodles Connor: Give me back my collaboration coin Dad!
I read your comment and then watched that part OMG XDDD
He looks like an upset child
He's a Millenial lol. I wonder if I'll be that crabby when I'm his age.
Remember that episode of Spongebob with Mr. Krabs’ sailor swears?
I'm going to tell your mother, lieutenant.
Oh was Old Man Jekins
PL Recinto Sailor Mouth? Yeah.
@@plcinto4042 NO NOT MY MOTHER!
Krabs cursing in Sailor mouth nothing compared to this
Hank: You know where you can stick your instructions?
Connor: No. Where?
Best conversation piece. XD
Hank: up your as-
I loved it when Connor and Hank hugged
Spread the video around to all that you think would appreciate it. :D
I always cry when I see it
Such an amazing moment
Me too. :)
Connor Anderson Love your name!
1:56 I love how Connor's head snaps back into place immediately.
Mr12Relic right and you can hear his head turn back around if u listen closely
I especially love the fact that it was improv on Clancy and Bryan’s part (Clancy’s idea). And that Connor smacking Hank on the floor especially hard was, in part, Bryan’s “retaliation,” lol.
I KNOW! it's so funny
1:56 Hank say "you bastard" later 6:46
aris gaming Hank: Go ahead! Tell your viewers about that i don't give a shit! Lol
If you compare this to the CONNOR SWEARING compilation it's only 1 minute and Connor swears like 2 times and then says that he likes dogs 🐕 🐕 🐕
BassFartz Technically Connor swears four times. Three times with “shit” and one time at Stratford tower where he’s interrogating a deviant and it’s “fucking deviant.”
Now did Connor pick it up from Hank or did Cyberlife include swearing in an androids programming? My preference is he picked it up from Hank.
@@kittysakuraba1656 sorry this is a very late reply but , I think your reference is more likely.
Cause based on the fact android's are smart built machines they're fast learners especially deviants since when they regain conciousness (if I spelled that right) they become capable of human emotions they also have the ability of picking up habits faster ,
Normally when humans hang out alot with someone you pick up Thier habits so I'm guessing it's a high probability .
@@Maichan.b24 It’s okay! Don’t worry about it. :) I agree with your logic on it.
*Language, Mr Krabs.*
-Dolphin Noises-
6:48 do you imagine if Connor took the coin and said
“You’re starting to piss me off with that coin, hank!”
6:46 *FECK*
A quote by Gavin Reed
Phck!
*P H C K*
fhhk
*-PHCK-*
Angry cranky hanky! Looks like he needs his blanky! Seriously, he would fit perfectly in the world of GTA.
I would love to watch a swear off between Cranky Hank and Michael DeSanta!
Cheng Teoh Cranky Hank VS Gordon Ramsay
god damn it i had the same comment idea, now i delete my comment, you made me sad
We need a swear off between Hank, Michael, Trevor and Gordon that would be the best
Old grampa from the future vs fatass with delinquency and family issues
Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
someone should take some of hanks lines and put it on a spongebob parody like i can see it in the animation mr krabs is being peaked at by pigeons "goddamn fucken pigeons!"
Hold my beer
Zinc im feeling it
I got your parody for ya.
Zinc am i hank or mr krabs?
Hank was born in 1985. How isn't he able to change his phone settings??
Michael Silundika
must be an android phone.
Asd Winxa I always said the mentally
I bet 2038 phones are a little different to 1985 phones. Besides, I'm a 1999 kid and I actually can't change the settings on my Android.
Well, it's iPhone XXX in 2038, no jack, no screen, no charger, no phone actually, so there's no much settings to play around with
It's cuz his phone is a fucking piece of shit that's why
In 2018, Hank is currently 33.
How does he have white hair?
El Fahado this is in 2038
In 2020, he's now 35
El Fahado in 2038 he is 53, which is old enough to have gray/white hair
In 2021, Hank is currently 36
6:48
Somebody give me a 10 hour version of just Hank trying the coin trick.
Yes that's so fucking cute
Why is Hank so relatable
"kick the shit out of the humans"
yeah lol
Hank: *flips Connor off with an absurdly-long middle finger*
Connor: *stares at the finger like it's the strangest thing he's ever seen, which indeed it is*
(What I'm talking about: 0:28 )
I love Connor and Hank.
Jewels i love you too
Imposter! I'm the real Connor!
Name a better duo. I'll wait.
Legend has it that to this day, I'm still looking for a place to stick my instructions
Up your blue logo on your head
Let me help you out with this Connor.
Up your as-
Mr. Krabs and his sailor mouth...
I need to think like Hank..
*FUCKINGPASSWORD*
_Obviously_
I won’t stop loving the scene when Hank and Connor hug each other
It was a very heart-warming moment for sure.
Cheng Teoh Love your channel so much!
*Sailor Mouth*
Hank: Connor is a *dolphin noise* ...
Connor: *gasps* Hank, I'm telling on you.
6:38 *_F_** **_E_** **_C_** **_K_*
He sounds like a duck
Play it in 0.25x speed. It still sounds like a duck.
I love this XD Hank swearing is really funny when you hear it all at once like this
Glad that it was entertaining. :D
1:29 legit me
I'm Hank at 0:29
Ive never felt a fictional character's quote more relatable than this
4:59 dude the way connor said that was awkward as hell and i love it
You can totally hear the Mr. Krabs in his VA's voice most of the time here.
same voice actor
1:17
when Mr Krabs has had just about enough of Squidward's shit
2:29 how to wake ur sibling up
lol, don't mind me oof
lol, don't mind me how I wake my friend up XD
What comes around, goes around when Hank slaps Connor, Connor slaps him to wake up.
Close your eyes and you can hear Mr. Krabs talking
And Lex Luthor
I can’t stop laughing when Hank slaps Connor, but Connors face just swings into place so quickly
3:57 connor looks so sad here, it breaks my heart D:
*_"I need to think like Hank."_*
*_*Enters FUCKINGPASSWORD_**
4:56 "In a way" that was adorable. He sounded like a little child
"Bullshit makes me hungry" best line ever.
It's an odd line if I think about it too hard ... when was the last time a bull's shit made anyone hungry? XD
@@ChengTeoh yeah, I agree. But for some strange reason, it's so damn relatable
@@ChengTeoh and a rare one since most people escaped/killed todd (Stormy Night)
Hank: Get the fuck outta my house!
Connor: *Thank you in advance for your cooperation.*
6:43 THOUGH IM WHEEZING SO HARD I CAN'T
*AcTuAllY thOugH*
*"S t o p b u s t i n g m y b a l l s , o k a y ?"*
If you have a friend that doesn't know what Detroit: Become Human/David Cage games are, send them this and see how confused they get.
"Bullshit makes me hungry."
My life motto right there.
3:19 omg there is a north
Galang Hutauruk yeah any model can look like a faker and the real one
Hank- "Conner! The fuck are you doing?" Conner- "coming lieutenant"
^ He gets it
What about a East, West, and South?
Galang Hutauruk well North was an Eden Club Android I think
0:49 I highly doubt that hank can't figure out the settings on his phone. Hank was born in 1985. Hes a millennial. He grew up with technology. If anything, this was an oversight with the writers trying to put what a 53 year old would say today into a 53 year old in 2038
Well this is many years later phones are probably much different then they are today.. think about it eventually people like us will also not be able to figure that stuff out because it gets more advanced by the day also not everybody who is born today is good with technology your just saying things from your perspective
You'd be surprised. When I worked at Best Buy, there were plenty of millennials who didn't understand their technologies...
The best thing about Hank is the fact that he sets his password as "Fuckingpassword" xD
“And for gosh sake, watch your language!” - Tony Stark
"Angry Cranky Hank" sounds like a children's cartoon! XD
*wait.*
1:06 full Mr.Krabs mode
Are u feelin' it, Mr Krabs? 👀
Top 10 Fortnight players who swore.
king of inklings me
John Wilson All the fortnite players are little kids they can’t swear
@@busterthebear6756 they can, also the playerbase is mostly early and mid teens, also there are múltiple times that the game cuts off swear words on the stw campain.
@Gabeisop Honorable mention: Hank
Fortnut
0:32
I just realise that when HANK put the rude finger on Connor, the guy thought that Hank put the rude finger on him & look at Hank!
lol
Edit: Pause than press it
Connor: **dies**
Hank: Argh, Jesus Christ
He is so cuuuute~~~
Святая Валерьянка Who? Connor or Hank?
They are cute together
Angel Hawk thank you, i love you 😘😘
Connor RK800 I love you too😍❤😘
Hank Anderson come on Hanky panky, you'll like him =3=
0:54 Mr Krabs is pissed because the androids stole his money😂😂
6:47 Hank Tries To Toss A Coin LoL
I could hear Hank cursing all day
it's better than ASMR
“God dam fucking pigeons” is the best hank line hands down
The most accurate portrayal of a millenial in any game ever.
Conner is so chill tho XD
Take a shot every time Hank swears.......
You'll be as drunk as him by the 2:00.
FCK! 😂😂
3:14 -eat a snickers
"Bullshit makes me hungry"
-Hank Anderson 2018
SpongeBob: “Mr. Krabs, there’s no call for such language.”
"Bullshit makes me hungry"
- Eugene Krabs
It's adorable when Hank tried doing Connor's coin trick, But it way more adorable when Hank pulls Connor in for a hug.
2:55 it's soo funny😂😂
This is what i watch at two AM
6:38 *f E cK*
*bullshit makes me hungry*
me too hank me too
0:30 he cursed with his finger,you know? Connor?
Hank and Connor:*hugs*
My mom:WHY ARE YOU CRYING SO DAMN LOUD?!
MY HEART AT THE END
It is a sweet ending. I wish that there was DLC for this game that involves Hank & Connor investigating the true identity of rA9.
@@ChengTeoh That would be amazing
1:49 the way he says “god damn FUCKING pigeons” makes me cackle. At that point he’s had enough of them 😂
Mr Krabs
*If their police department had a swear jar- Hank’ll make ‘em about a million! 💀💀💀*
6:18 this whole scene was definitely the most human connor ever was before fully deviating
This is my new favorite video omg
Glad you enjoy it, spread the joy around! XD
I'm still playing this game every now and then. There's just so many different things you can do and so many outcomes
On the last one i felt like i was gonna cry nice vid 👍👍
Thank you for the heart ;)
3:21 Connor wtf are you doing?
Coming, Lieutenant.
😘
02:36 Idk about you but I found it so fUcQin adorable.
4:48 I waiting for this to become a meme.
Hank? Where are you????, you want to play hide and seek?
Connor RK800 dafuq u are everywhere Connor
Connor RK800 connor, there u are i was looking all over for you
I love this😭😭
Syarfa Alya x Min Suga sorry 😂
1:06 *Mr Krabs angry at Squidward for shit 😂😂😂*
The way conner snaps his head back
Another name for this video is, *Hank getting pissed off for 7 minutes* X3
Hank: bullshit makes me hungry
*me too hank, me too*
Great job!!! Keep up the great work!!❤❤❤
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" - Mr. Krabs