Guys this is not my video. I know the owner of it commented but I’d like to clarify I got this off TikTok if you can clearly see the watermark so don’t accuse me of stealing it.
@Large Man what. That makes no sense. I said no one knows the original content nowadays because so many people repost everything and its impossible to tell which is the original.
That was no desperate breath. The starfish needed all of the air it could succ in order to sing such a beautiful song, and to even question to give the notion of the starfish's composure breaking is an insult. The starfish was not struggling, he was fully composed.
@@JsphCrrllwatch where the original audio came from and that breath takes on a whole new meaning “witness the glorious timble” or something along those lines
this feels like a dream i would have that would give me an inexplicable sense of creeping dread, only to wake up in a cold sweat with no memory of what i just witnessed
For some reason this reminded me of a dream I vividly remember where Mormonism was inspired by a talking fish on a beach and also the Japanese release of Earthbound was there too
@@general_ass_kicker the eldritch horror trying to convince to me to skin my whole family for a pack of astral beer (He got me at skinning my whole family)
Yes. Anyone who can't identify a piece of music on their own is mentally unwell. Along with people who can't identify paintings on sight or play music without reading the sheet.
that was completely beyond prediction. engineered from a creative standpoint to be unknowable. no moment in this video suggests anything about the moment that follows it, and you can only wait for something to change as the starfish sings until the end has come.
I love how the translation is just "Comically large starfish: Let's talk about it Let's talk about it Let's talk about it Let's talk about it (sharp inhale) 2x Also the Starfish isn't comically large, but what IS comical is that it can speak.
Patrick, now Professor Patrick, has teamed up with VSauce to educate humans about sea life. However, after his best friend Squidward was embarrassed, Patrick calmed everyone down with his luscious singing voice.
I know off brand vsauce and the starfish are so tired of their jobs bruh. If it was me, i woulda just sent that chick to the phantom zone. Did you see all the emotion dissipate from his face as he thought, _“I have to use this goddam starfish again.”_
I love that the starfish also sings in a surfer boy voice, which oddly make sense since ofc surfers surf close to big parts of the ocean with a bunch of sea creatures. (I’m going insane)
![story of undertale - me lip syncing [ORIGINAL]](/img/n.gif)
Guys this is not my video. I know the owner of it commented but I’d like to clarify I got this off TikTok if you can clearly see the watermark so don’t accuse me of stealing it.
@@kiyoumarou It already has the @ on a corner of the video lol, it can be shared just fine since it's already credited within the video
@Large Man how is anyone supposed to know nowadays
@Large Man why is that
@Large Man what. That makes no sense. I said no one knows the original content nowadays because so many people repost everything and its impossible to tell which is the original.
@Large Man ok... well you know what your right he should have mentioned the original poster
Never in a million years did I think I’d ever see Patrick singing Bach while Vsauce Michael Here just stands there……menacingly……
Yes, i remember now, Vsauce M. Here, the esteemed scientist
He does look like v sauce
I didn’t think i’d ever see a combination of words like this ever
It looks like a scary movie scene
Which Bach symphony is this I can’t remember
0:22 his desperate breath and his struggle to maintain composure afterwards is amazing
That was no desperate breath. The starfish needed all of the air it could succ in order to sing such a beautiful song, and to even question to give the notion of the starfish's composure breaking is an insult. The starfish was not struggling, he was fully composed.
@@JsphCrrllnigga 💀💀
The breath was perfectly calculated to bring the right amount of suspense
@@JsphCrrll i aint reading allat
edit: this video needs to be unlisted istg
@@JsphCrrllwatch where the original audio came from and that breath takes on a whole new meaning “witness the glorious timble” or something along those lines
“Ew! This doesn’t taste like gushers!” “Or does it?” *vsauce music starts playing*
naurrr I’m dead
that's the kinda comment you'll see in a Vsauce video fr
*intense thought provoking theme starts playing*
Wow 2.1K likes thanks!
or doesn't* it?
The fact that the person holding the star looks like Vsauce makes this better
i didnt know other people thought he looks like him
it is him i think
@@typeshilolzNo it’s not it sounds nothing like him
@@BananaPhoPhilly It looks like vsauce but sounds like jack black
He.. Doesn’t though
Why does he look like Michael from Vsauce?
"Vsause, Michael here, does is taste like a gusher?" **the music**
That’s Martin from Ujuice
They are very similar
@@yorangey_LOC lol
he is
"Ew, that doesn't taste like a gusher!"
"Or does it?"
Hahahaha
Pulling out a starfish afterwards does seem like a segue Vsauce would do
I'm your 100th like if your curious,or am I? *Vsauce music* (nah jk I am 100th like)
LOL
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lad just holds up the starfish looking drained like this is a regular thing that happens
It's just protocol at this point.
If someone licks the squid ink he's gotta bring out the singing starfish.
Not just any lad, it’s the vsauce lad!
I work at an aquarium and this happens every time I squeeze a dead squid in front of visitors
Not just that, this implies that licking squid ink is common enough that he is actively annoyed from how often he has to pull out the starfish.
We need an hour long version of the starfish singing
There’s an hour long version of the original, but sadly no starfish guy :(
ua-cam.com/video/hUykDugRh1E/v-deo.html
@@critter_go_skitter whats the original called
@@georgianv1nce391 frat boy sings Bach
@@georgianv1nce391 yeah, it’s frat boy sings bach
The first girls acting is so good tho lmfao. True visceral horror that the squid ink doesn’t taste like corn syrup
MMMMM SQUID INK
Ewww that doesn’t taste like a gusher!
La do do do do do do do La do do do do do do do La do do do do do do do
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Mans just standing there like:
⭐😐
⭐😐
⭐😐
⭐️😐
⭐️😐
😐⭐️
Deadass looked at the thumbnail and thought it was Vsauce
Same
Everyone with a bald head and glasses is vsauce
@@baronmerchandiseWalter White is Vsauce
Same
@Not_qrtyor... is it
hey. vsauce here. micheal here. your gusher is filled with a very safe liquid.
or is it?
*intense Vsauce Music*
Or does it *vsauce music starts*
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I feel like if I was younger this would be one of those videos on UA-cam that would really creep me out.
ikr
Mmmm I would laugh. Uncontrollably for at least 30 minutes. Then again I was introduced to Ben drowned/etc when I think I was around 8 or 6.
Yeah, there's so little going on for so long it would weird me out if I was 6
I still find the starfish unsettling
@@cheesebucketman1606 same but with fnaf and sonic.exe
this feels like a dream i would have that would give me an inexplicable sense of creeping dread, only to wake up in a cold sweat with no memory of what i just witnessed
This feels like that one midday after-school nap you took that one time
For some reason this reminded me of a dream I vividly remember where Mormonism was inspired by a talking fish on a beach and also the Japanese release of Earthbound was there too
I love how dissappointed he looks, so he shows her the starfish as a sign of passive aggression
He made the Starfish say what he had to say
If I wouldn’t have seen the original commercial, I 100% would have thought this was all AI generated
What’s the original?
@@tHe_bAgeL basically all the same but the starfish says something else lol
@@colin857”JUST BECAUSE ITS GOOZE DOESNT MEAN ITS GUSH”
So you would fall for the Nigerian prince scam is what you are revealing about yourself
@@zeeer0rooo "GUUUUSH!"
This man looks like if someone tried to draw Vsauce Micheal from memory.
Must've done a bad job if they made him look like a starfish.
He's so talented
I know! And the starfish is pretty good too!
The song is johann sebastian bach, cello suite no. 1
thank you
I finally found the song after months🥹🥹🥹
I’ve been looking for the full version for months. Thank you.
what is that creature singing tho🤔
@@MagiKamibach prelude
@@MagiKami music to my ears
@@MagiKamithat creature :(
That is sir star fish the third
I love how exhausted the guy looks, like he's absolutely done with his job.
⭐️🎼🎵🎶😞
eldritch horrors beyond our comprehension
The eldritch horrors telling me to rip off my skin:
@@general_ass_kickerthe eldritch horror in question:
@@general_ass_kicker the eldritch horror trying to convince to me to skin my whole family for a pack of astral beer (He got me at skinning my whole family)
The elderitch lovecraftian being seducing me so that it can later feast on my life force and become stronger
Me witnessing eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension: 🤨
(i don't get it)
We making it out of the coral reef with this one 🔥🔥
What
WE SINKIN THE TITANIC WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_that’s just the TiP of the Ice burg
If someone does the most goofy ahh shit to me, ima just pull out a mutated starfish that starts singing Bach's Cello Suite no. 1 in G Major
THANK YOU FOR THE ORIGINAL SONG NAME
@@Goober5161i have this sinking feeling that ur not mentally well
@@R4G4M3MN0N
B A G E L
Yes. Anyone who can't identify a piece of music on their own is mentally unwell. Along with people who can't identify paintings on sight or play music without reading the sheet.
@@GwynC you may be surprised to learn that people can delete their comments. Use your 🤏 brain lol
my singing monsters
lmaooo
Baum. Baum Baum. Baum. Baum.
@@cleantrashcanog doo
dooa
doo
dooa
@@cleantrashcanog LA LAA DA DA DA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LEEAAAAAAAAAA NA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA
Shoadoao doshoaoado
Shoadoao doshoaoado
0:07 literally me when im home alone
you pull out a singing starfish?
@@Tengohueva88you become the singing starfish
@@Tengohueva88 yes, nobody can learn about it's existance
@@Tengohueva88 yes I always keep one in my pocket
@@Tengohueva88 you don’t?
I love that it says “Do not attempt” on the bottom of the screen
Because it doesn’t taste like a gusher. Duh
The BEavis and Butthead fire thing did a little trolling as I like to say
Damn, there goes my plans for the day.
The Starfish singing makes it feel out of place, making it a weird fever dream.
When he said “Lawdididadidid” i really felt that
A truerer masterpiece
LAA
Frankly I thought Squidward would've felt some type of way after seeing a girl lick Octopus Ink but k
As a classical musician i say this is a really good meme full of randomness
Whats the song called
@@jamiemcdermott5567 bach - cello suite no. 1 in G
@@jamiemcdermott5567
Cello suite no.1
Whats the song called
@@ShafiqUA-cam81 bach - cello suite no. 1 in G
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.
Starro the Conqueror and Vsauce is a combo I didn't expect, but surprisingly fits
I’m a beginner cellist and my friends want me to learn this now, specifically because of this video
The starfish singing caught me so incredibly off guard
Ok but even if it did taste like a gusher why would you casually lick something outta some random dudes hand???
Just because it goos, doesn't mean it gush!
how else you suppose to know
possibility of the gusher taste worth it
He's not a random guy, he's the tour guide
He had his hand in the squid jar
This exudes an energy I cannot place
🥺us cellists know he sung it perfectly so much emotion brought tears to my eyes
I STILL do not understand why this is so incredibly fucking hilarious..
Vsauce really fed a little girl shit
😂
“Someone ate the squid discharge, deploy the starfish.”
S11 Spongebob: "Ink Lemonade"
Da ta da ta da da da da da ta ta ta dtaa dtaa dtaa dtaa dtaa
I love how he puts the starfish up like he's had to have it explain 12 other times that day
Just because it goos doesn’t mean it’s gush
Gushh
"Hey vsauce, michael here. This doesn't taste like gushers! Or does it?" - this guy at some point probably
that was completely beyond prediction. engineered from a creative standpoint to be unknowable. no moment in this video suggests anything about the moment that follows it, and you can only wait for something to change as the starfish sings until the end has come.
caption:
man: it'll sometimes release a sort of-
girl 1: EW! That doesn't taste like a gusher
comically large starfish: laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo
laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo
laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo laaa doodoodoodoodoodoodoo (sharp inhale) 2x
The translation for that is wild lmao
Thanks, I got a bit lost, you're a life-saver!
It actually changes after the inhale
@@raunchyrudolphlet’s talk about it. Why is it so wierd exactly? I mean like seriously let’s talk about why it’s so wierd
I love how the translation is just "Comically large starfish: Let's talk about it
Let's talk about it Let's talk about it Let's talk about it
(sharp inhale) 2x
Also the Starfish isn't comically large, but what IS comical is that it can speak.
Patrick, now Professor Patrick, has teamed up with VSauce to educate humans about sea life. However, after his best friend Squidward was embarrassed, Patrick calmed everyone down with his luscious singing voice.
“La du du du du du la du du du du du la…” -starfish ⭐️
I want to own a singing starfish
This feels like a modern equivalent of those old 6 second videos that creeped us out as kids like the yelling creature
exactly what I was looking for
just what the doctor ordered
*_Because of that one retweet I saw of this TikTok video, I’m now horrified for what mermaids have to endure when wearing starfishes for bras…_*
Pure envy
@@tomfooler9398 AW HELL NAH
I mean, how did u think they stay glued there?
@@zegolem3607starfish feet
😭
this starfish has some crazy vocals
I know off brand vsauce and the starfish are so tired of their jobs bruh. If it was me, i woulda just sent that chick to the phantom zone. Did you see all the emotion dissipate from his face as he thought, _“I have to use this goddam starfish again.”_
I genuinely thought that was Vsauce Michael 💀💀
this is art to my ears. truly nothing, not even mozart can compare
this commercial was already weird and now it's full on surreal
Love it.
The two children silently standing motionless in the background really sells the idea that *Vsauce stopped time.*
Vsauce here we have a singing starfish
i love how the starfish’s cursed mouth is synced to the masterful vocals.
"Hey Vsaice, micheal here. This squid squirting tastes like a gusher... Or does it?? "
"Hey vsauce, Michael here, this is NOT a gusher... or is it?"
I would love to see him sing the whole song like this.
"Hey Vsauce Michael here, are seastars shaped like stars or are stars shaped like seastars?"
OMG ITS PATRICKS BROTHER WE FOUND HIM 0:13
Les go
Le go
I love that the starfish also sings in a surfer boy voice, which oddly make sense since ofc surfers surf close to big parts of the ocean with a bunch of sea creatures. (I’m going insane)
I 100% thought this was vsauce micheal when i saw this meme. i kept looking up "vsauce gushers ad" and shit like that
Starfish sounds like he should sing "tonight will be the night that i will fall for you"
0:07 The starfish is amazing he’s probably in music class🎶
I don't know why but this was easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
“Starfish can’t sing. Or can they?” *moon men plays*
"Hey Michael, Vsauce here, this liquid doesn't taste like gusher, or does it?"
The Midwest emo starfish who likes Bach
He’s so talented omg
The breath in between is what had me rolling 💀💀💀🗿
Ok but the guy who sang this Is pretty talented
Nobody’s talking about the kids in the background being perfectly still, the previous victims of the starfish, completely lost to the concept of time.
OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED
nah they just heard “english or spanish”
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. THAT doesn't taste like a gusher.
Or, is it?
*Vsauce music starts playing*
The starfish makes a good point ngl
me pulling out my singing starfish after someone said "Ew! That doesn't taste like a gusher."
(it cursed them to make every food taste like gushers)
What is the song the starfish is singing?
I think it's from the boys
Cello suite number 1 in g major
I am Jose mourinho
@@Tysonardatd your kidding
@@Tysonardatd you’re joking right?
0:06 Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. This doesn't taste like a gusher. Or does it?
That fact that I know the video that voice is from is funny, and the resemblance between that starfish and the dude singing is uncanny
Source?
@@hypebeastmemer272 nah
@@Loretic42069 Damn😔
@@hypebeastmemer272 look up "frat boy bach" , i thought i responded to this weeks ago lol
@@hypebeastmemer272 8 months later I got u bro ua-cam.com/video/dBXtFvSx0xw/v-deo.htmlsi=mTuXX-mCKTyNhvou
my humor is broken, why is this so funny
I thought that was a Vault dweller for a second
do they have singing starfish down there
This squid has a talent 🥲
he just pulled out that starfish without any sort of emotion
I’ve been looking for this for years and it’s in my recommended suddenly.
Cool. I've never heard that sung before. I guess it took a starfish.
I've seen this about 100 times and it'll never get old
What is Michael from Vsauce doing💀
You should make another one where you put the "Hey Vsauce, Michael here" audio
When it doesn’t taste like a gusher😔
EW!
Girl "EEEEEWWW THAT DOESNT TASTE LIKE A GUSHER 🤢🤮"
Starfish "Let me serenade you"
LAH dodidodidodido LAH dodidodidodido
I like how we all clicked on this thinking it was Vsauce
cello suite no. 1 in g major reminds me of europe.
Man thanks I was looking for the name
Such beautiful singing
This feels like a dream I would have
the singing voice we all wish we had.
wait is that vsauce-