Where is Kitchen?

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  • @doozyy3603
    @doozyy3603 4 роки тому +8214

    "He's over there" is the ultimate pro callout

    • @JukoYT
      @JukoYT 4 роки тому +364

      "Behind you" person just turning around not knowing where behind is

    • @sidhantjasrotia220
      @sidhantjasrotia220 4 роки тому +26

      HOWWW !!?

    • @l-to-the-pay2295
      @l-to-the-pay2295 4 роки тому +124

      "He's kitchen" on nuke

    • @CyboTyaS
      @CyboTyaS 4 роки тому +96

      "You saw him!"

    • @numbertwelve
      @numbertwelve 4 роки тому +92

      "The other left you idiot!"

  • @Fuffy27
    @Fuffy27 4 роки тому +3111

    My friend group has agreed that everywhere on the map train is called train.

    • @mini-spooder101
      @mini-spooder101 4 роки тому +181

      "He is at train."
      Right, thanks. Really help.
      "The whole map is called train." SovietWomble (1969)

    • @mischa7823
      @mischa7823 4 роки тому +34

      we agreed in our friend group that every unknown callout should be called as "heaven" no matter what map and no matter if there is a haven already on the map :D

    • @LuiferXD
      @LuiferXD 4 роки тому +8

      everytime i play that map i do say "train"... NOT THAT TRAIN THE OTHEER

    • @Steemy
      @Steemy 4 роки тому +1

      Hi fuffy

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 4 роки тому +9

      I really want to call them with their colors but then i remember i am colorblind.

  • @TripleAWeeb
    @TripleAWeeb 4 роки тому +4048

    The real kitchen is the friends we made along the way.

    • @noahk
      @noahk 4 роки тому +66

      No idea why this made me laugh LMAO

    • @binkzera2777
      @binkzera2777 4 роки тому +91

      Alternatively: “The real kitchen was inside you all along”

    • @rutvikpanchal466
      @rutvikpanchal466 4 роки тому +38

      Soviet Womble Arma Antistasi ep 5/5

    • @HeyItsGolden
      @HeyItsGolden 4 роки тому +3

      bro...

    • @Lavi-Aemilia-Astori
      @Lavi-Aemilia-Astori 4 роки тому +2

      I see what you did here

  • @rotten_milky
    @rotten_milky 4 роки тому +1364

    "He's over there!"
    - (everyone forms a telepathic connection and knows where "he" is)
    "He's in palace watching stairs with an AWP!"
    - "where?"

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 4 роки тому +82

      when a NPC spots you and the whole camp gets alerted but with humans

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 3 роки тому +8

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 in skyrim i once stole an item and got caught doing so. then the whole town started hunting me to death.

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 4 роки тому +1112

    never heard anyone call anything but the path directly opposite arch on inferno bombsite A (the path that meets the broken down truck sitting under balcony) diggity

    • @sattmowards
      @sattmowards 4 роки тому +52

      yeah that's cool bro but you were adopted, meaning you're a fake Australian and thats why you don't hear nor say it.

    • @lucmart1470
      @lucmart1470 4 роки тому +40

      g a y s p o t
      btw good videos.

    • @noiz5578
      @noiz5578 4 роки тому +15

      >DeSinc comment
      >more than 100 likes
      chose one

    • @Jetiix
      @Jetiix 4 роки тому +27

      Maybe it’s a regional thing but I have never heard anyone say “shop”, “short” or “gay spot”, it’s always “sandwich” or “oh my fucking god he’s RIGHT THERE”

    • @sattmowards
      @sattmowards 4 роки тому

      Raq Bits I guess

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 4 роки тому +2451

    I remember calling car, on inferno, "car", and someone (who was new and NEVER played any previous version of inferno) was incredibly confused. I said, "It's at car, at the top of banana". Everyone knows banana, so he knew what I was refering to, but he quized me and asked, "Why is it called car? There isn't even a car there".
    I hadn't even realised they'd removed the car and replaced it with barrels until he pointed that out.

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 роки тому +195

      there isnt a car anymore?
      same with coils / coffins

    • @elliejohnson2786
      @elliejohnson2786 4 роки тому +110

      @@Ginkoman2 I think coffins are still coffins, but filled with bombs of some sort.

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 роки тому +52

      @@elliejohnson2786 ​ @Ellie Johnson but i still call coffins coils sometimes. i think they chnaged the huge cable coils into coffins when reworking the map.

    • @bassie756
      @bassie756 4 роки тому +46

      A lot of people including me still call those barrels 'car'. Some things never change

    • @kushgroover54
      @kushgroover54 4 роки тому +11

      @@Ginkoman2 i miss old inferno

  • @paulfliser
    @paulfliser 4 роки тому +2100

    "the black death or worse.... THE FRENCH"

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 роки тому +44

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    • @Phantomthief98
      @Phantomthief98 4 роки тому +36

      The chad Anglo-French rivalry 😏 :
      Hundred of years of rivalry
      Numerous wars
      Literally create the US through their rivalry
      Countless epic battles and commanders
      Became friends yet rivalry lives on in numerous ways
      Constantly shifting alliances
      Teamed up to beat Germany twice

    • @nobody-tj1mv
      @nobody-tj1mv 4 роки тому

      hahaha

    • @serbiangamer
      @serbiangamer 4 роки тому +2

      thanks god this comment is already upvoted, I was just about to make one, clearly the highlight of this video

    • @northernlaw1250
      @northernlaw1250 4 роки тому +2

      D'accord, c'est pour cette raison que nous sommes #2 et #5 Mondiaux ^^

  • @Zedorfska
    @Zedorfska 4 роки тому +2731

    video title: "Where is Kitchen?
    actual video: philip complains about the english language

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 роки тому +23

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @sahilvedpathak9046
      @sahilvedpathak9046 4 роки тому +37

      Vsauce equivalent of csgo

    • @kikifrh
      @kikifrh 4 роки тому +7

      at some point i was wondering again wtf i was watching

    • @Dr.1.
      @Dr.1. 4 роки тому +1

      Next video:Where is... TRAIN?"

    • @guaju
      @guaju 4 роки тому

      This video is the first time I’ve heard market called kitchen, why would anyone not just call it market

  • @timokho20
    @timokho20 4 роки тому +445

    I realise now how dumb it sounds when we yell “KITCHEN, APARTEMENTS, DOUBLE DOOR, WINDOW” to someone else hearing that and not knowing the game it must be the strangest thing ever

    • @ATRIXstudio
      @ATRIXstudio 4 роки тому +52

      Typical day of interior designer

    • @jancicruz7
      @jancicruz7 4 роки тому +84

      my girlfriend didn't understand why I'm yelling banana while shooting at the baddies

    • @SourceStorm
      @SourceStorm 4 роки тому +4

      *realise, yeez

    • @NoName-oj5km
      @NoName-oj5km 3 роки тому +32

      @@jancicruz7 "Hes sandwich"
      GF: ????

    • @Wqube
      @Wqube 3 роки тому +15

      Not even "apartments" I've always called it "Apps"

  • @scarlettNET
    @scarlettNET 4 роки тому +1140

    This really just turned into a Tom Scott video mid way through, didn’t it?

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 роки тому +21

      Another man of culture

    • @Ell355ar
      @Ell355ar 4 роки тому +5

      3klikstom?

    • @Tom-101
      @Tom-101 4 роки тому +12

      That would be a sick colab

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 4 роки тому

      No because Tom Scott actually makes good videos

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 роки тому +36

      @@FoxDren if you don't like his videos, why are you watching them?

  • @justxjulez
    @justxjulez 4 роки тому +1283

    "I particulary hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one" - German hasn't been offended like that in a long time

    • @justxjulez
      @justxjulez 4 роки тому +64

      @Goggi Oh, you're talking about the "Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"? I love the "Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law"

    • @danielcarson8249
      @danielcarson8249 4 роки тому +15

      @Goggi Augenduschenwasservolumenkontrolleimer

    • @R3lay0
      @R3lay0 4 роки тому +19

      You don't fuse words together in german tho, it's "Betriebseröffnung" not "Beröffnung".

    • @CaptainIcebeard
      @CaptainIcebeard 4 роки тому +5

      @@R3lay0 Yeah, but then people can't go "haha German funny xd". It's such a tired old joke that German is some kind of insane and hilarious language.

    • @mcskillet7106
      @mcskillet7106 4 роки тому +9

      In germany glove is called hand-shoe

  • @banfiesta7158
    @banfiesta7158 4 роки тому +2191

    That clitoris joke caught me off guard

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 роки тому +181

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @atom6486
      @atom6486 4 роки тому +11

      could you please explain? I didn't get it

    • @johannvonderbecke3873
      @johannvonderbecke3873 4 роки тому +9

      @@atom6486 no

    • @matte5404
      @matte5404 4 роки тому +55

      @@atom6486 You'll get it, when you're old enough.

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 роки тому +12

      The diggity reference threw me off too

  • @verloxius4442
    @verloxius4442 4 роки тому +918

    question: where is kitchen?
    philip: well, you see the english language...

    • @neodymus
      @neodymus 4 роки тому +9

      no that's the answer. The question is "where is bryan"

    • @kermitfry1
      @kermitfry1 4 роки тому

      First, we must talk about parallel universes...

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone always asks *where* is kitchen but never *how* is kitchen.

    • @halfofakebab1659
      @halfofakebab1659 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, Vsauce here...

    • @stressedbyamountainofbooks
      @stressedbyamountainofbooks 4 роки тому

      Hes turning into csgo vsauce

  • @soggyrl
    @soggyrl 4 роки тому +968

    “It’s all kitchen?”
    “Always has been”

  • @TheTtTurtle
    @TheTtTurtle 3 роки тому +262

    "nor do i know where clitorius is, But i'm not alone! It turns out that most Couter-Strike playsers struggle to find these spots- let alone how to use them effectively." XD

  • @kylea6403
    @kylea6403 4 роки тому +665

    “He’s lit!” and “WHY IS HE THERE???” are the only two callouts people use anyways

    • @tid06
      @tid06 4 роки тому +66

      Dont forget the legendary "HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEADSHOT"

    • @TheSearchForTruth88
      @TheSearchForTruth88 4 роки тому +1

      Well, I think it's a fair question to ask where someone is if they're in a dumb cunt spot that will get them killed.

    • @pxlcoarl
      @pxlcoarl 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheSearchForTruth88 more like get u killed

    • @korpilombolo1
      @korpilombolo1 4 роки тому +5

      Wow, you get callouts in english, that would be an improvement

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 4 роки тому

      @@korpilombolo1 sotrue all I get blyt

  • @sl_50
    @sl_50 4 роки тому +709

    I've never heard Diggity or Gay Spot for the Sandwich on A-Site

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 роки тому +13

      Or under palace, or scaffolding

    • @ladyinwight
      @ladyinwight 4 роки тому +16

      the only callout i use gay for is Gay Corner on inferno for the cubby between mid and arches

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 4 роки тому +1

      @@kaMosGO no I don't
      Edit: na east to be clear

    • @Achooah
      @Achooah 4 роки тому +23

      My friends call red box on nuke b site gayspot, along with the box in the corner on A site inferno gayspot. Our theory is that every map has a gayspot and all you have to do is find it

    • @AAATowDriver
      @AAATowDriver 4 роки тому +2

      When I heard him call-out market as B site and not where the register is I was like yup..he's from the EU alright

  • @oni-linkle4880
    @oni-linkle4880 4 роки тому +654

    Everybody asks "where is kitchen". No one asks HOW is kitchen.

  • @tortillatime401
    @tortillatime401 4 роки тому +77

    Aaah yes, the great Valve shift.
    When Gaben not only changed the face of gaming but also the entire English language.
    What a great man.

  • @memmoman
    @memmoman 3 роки тому +50

    "He's at the train!" "The whole map is called Train"

    • @noamias4897
      @noamias4897 3 роки тому

      @@DarceCataliss985 funny any csgo match on train reference more like

  • @QuadraFcz
    @QuadraFcz 4 роки тому +818

    One Russian man told me it's "Chicken", not "Kitchen". xD

    • @ZzzDrained
      @ZzzDrained 4 роки тому +105

      same for 'ct' and 'city' xD

    • @m1ddl3man
      @m1ddl3man 4 роки тому +27

      I actually had a similar experience, but instead of a Russian man, it was a Russian child. It was the funniest thing ever! We joked about it the whole game.

    • @TheAwesomeMiner99
      @TheAwesomeMiner99 4 роки тому +12

      @@ZzzDrained may as well be "city" lots of people pronounce it like that anyway

    • @n0kla
      @n0kla 4 роки тому

      @@ZzzDrained its actually confusing

    • @nopepsi2day
      @nopepsi2day 4 роки тому +5

      @@ZzzDrained Yeah, it's weird. Though, as russian, i think that "CEE-tee" is much easier to pronounce "cee-TEE". My friends (who also know russian) think the same. Unless... i misunderstood something?

  • @TAINCER_
    @TAINCER_ 4 роки тому +208

    3kliksphilip: "I particularly hated how two words would be fused together and called a new one"
    me: *Laughs in German*

    • @gimok2k5
      @gimok2k5 4 роки тому +1

      @Kevin Vermaat So can germans - but for sanity sake, it usually is kept to two.

    • @Jemme95
      @Jemme95 4 роки тому +1

      "Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules."

  • @MaximG.
    @MaximG. 4 роки тому +115

    "I want everybody using metric"
    Me too, bro. Me too.

    • @sublimekerosene7047
      @sublimekerosene7047 4 роки тому +4

      for the love of God, no more lbm and lbf

    • @applehack97
      @applehack97 4 роки тому +12

      British: "Why do Americans keep using imperial? it's a stupid system"
      Also British: *measure people's height in imperial*

    • @thehamster0520
      @thehamster0520 4 роки тому

      In a perfect world...

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +2

      @@applehack97 heights are less damaging than 5m to the north

    • @TheSearchForTruth88
      @TheSearchForTruth88 4 роки тому

      Imperial is MUCH more accurate and precise than metric. Stop sucking yourself off.

  • @yodad811
    @yodad811 4 роки тому +171

    I swear there's a callout named "You saw him"
    Anyone else know where to find it though?

  • @Berix
    @Berix 4 роки тому +44

    that conversation about English over AoE2 gameplay was both hilarious to watch, and fun because I got to see you playing one of my favorite games.

  • @fbiagent2848
    @fbiagent2848 4 роки тому +227

    I thought this video was going to start like “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. Where is kitchen?”

  • @d0m574
    @d0m574 4 роки тому +123

    finally resolved. Kitchen. Market. Door. Shop. Window. You name it.

    • @angus5427
      @angus5427 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah when he walked into door and it said shop I raged

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 роки тому

      "And they're quite strict about this Houngoungne's on his last warning- one more mistake on stream and it's the guillotine for him" Lmao, had me rolling.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 роки тому +2

      dom Who calls it door???

    • @StiekemeHenk
      @StiekemeHenk 4 роки тому

      Ill just call it "everything". Ez fix

    • @dmitriydrozdov1035
      @dmitriydrozdov1035 4 роки тому

      I'm not a huge mirage player but I met only two variants:
      1) kitchen
      2) library?? (that was 1.6 call out if I'm right)

  • @Ashish-fm1rp
    @Ashish-fm1rp 4 роки тому +106

    00:08 "Nor do I know where clitoris is". Haha Nice one Philip

    • @PD_CĪPHĒR
      @PD_CĪPHĒR 4 роки тому +31

      "most counterstrike players struggle to find these spots"

    • @mihkelk1070
      @mihkelk1070 4 роки тому +28

      "Let alone how to use these spots effectively".
      lmao

  • @MrBerndderboss
    @MrBerndderboss 4 роки тому +56

    Just call everything "over there", "behind" or "that one thing"

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 роки тому +3

      better yet just say "room", "corner", "contraption", "item", "spot", and "place"

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 роки тому +10

    "ON YOUR RIGHT" is the best callout. Every time it happens while turning so i never know where right was.

  • @pierrebarroux4273
    @pierrebarroux4273 4 роки тому +295

    "The black death or even worse, *THE FRENCH* " Excusé moi, bonjour, but I have an Impression of Déjà vu

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 роки тому +11

      *readies baguette*

    • @Gueppelol
      @Gueppelol 4 роки тому +3

      On va couper des têtes, vous le savez...

    • @Thatslifebro_
      @Thatslifebro_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@jvccr7533 don't worry, these are just a lot of merchant Ships.
      *NO we're not there yet, keep your heads down you donkeys.*

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 4 роки тому +1

      @@Thatslifebro_
      Merchant ships?
      That's like breakfast for my U-Boats!

    • @verpix4956
      @verpix4956 4 роки тому

      Oui oui hon hon baguette croissant

  • @thecobe-lee9674
    @thecobe-lee9674 4 роки тому +160

    A note of GHOTI: There is a term in linguistics called phonotactics which governs where certain phonemes (letters or digraphs) can be used. Gh only makes an f sound at the end of words and ti only makes the sh sound in the middle, for example. English phonotactics certainly are a bit convoluted, but ghoti is a poor example of that, despite being commonly used.
    Edit: "Governs" probably isn't the best term since natural languages don't really have strict rules so much as general practices. I think about this stuff more in the context of conlangs that natural languages, which is why I thought of it more as rules. Sorry about that.

    • @sujimayne
      @sujimayne 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, that was a frustratingly bad and wrong example.

    • @davevanlaren2501
      @davevanlaren2501 4 роки тому +4

      ah yes because most people know about phonotactics! you're right man, that solves all the confusion :D

    • @shy-watcher
      @shy-watcher 4 роки тому +14

      @@davevanlaren2501 people know, they just don't realize it. Ghoti is a made up word so you can't memorize it, but you *know* it's not pronounced "fish".

    • @tyronewilson6463
      @tyronewilson6463 4 роки тому +12

      I would prefer pfysche as an example of bad English spelling.

    • @thecobe-lee9674
      @thecobe-lee9674 4 роки тому +4

      Tyrone Wilson I haven’t seen that before but that’s a really good one

  • @nagashiedogawa6094
    @nagashiedogawa6094 4 роки тому +97

    The naming of Tetris was always interesting to me

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 роки тому +2

      Nagashi Edogawa Which area is Tetris again?

    • @pasha_0791
      @pasha_0791 4 роки тому +4

      @@TechnologicallyTechnical The boxes infront of the T tunnel in A site

    • @KenkenLH
      @KenkenLH 4 роки тому +4

      @@pasha_0791 tunnel or ramp?

    • @shingo1871
      @shingo1871 4 роки тому +19

      @@KenkenLH Ramp.

    • @SpiffyCS
      @SpiffyCS 4 роки тому +5

      @@KenkenLH Ramp, or stairs.

  • @VanquishR
    @VanquishR 4 роки тому +140

    Ah yes, that person in the story forgot that there is a crucial callout that you can use called "he's behind you". If they aren't looking where they should be, use directional callouts; that teammate was a complete idiot considering he did nothing that round anyways.

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 4 роки тому +1

      I agree. It should've been obvious by his response that he is confusing kitchen and shop.

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 4 роки тому

      The radar and color coding in COD had me and my friends calling out like "your left" with a glance at the map. We literally never used map based call outs, and only used relative call outs with the exception of saying how many are at A B or C. It's such a difference from CS, where you have to use map call-out because you only have a vague sense of where your own team mates are

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 3 роки тому +5

      @@Gunbudder Because unlike SnD in CoD, CSGO is very team oriented. In CoD, you can essentially play without speaking to your teammates whatsoever as long as you have a general sense of where the enemies can be and listen closely to footsteps.
      I would assume the biggest different is how much slower paced CSGO can be alongside so regenerating health, therefore it’s hardly necessary to be very team oriented in CoD.
      Lastly, CSGO is naturally competitive while CoD isn’t (which is partly why I generally prefer CoD over CSGO), so map callouts are hardly important.

  • @bomj-valera
    @bomj-valera 4 роки тому +279

    Green: *"Get my awp!"*
    Me: _looks around for it._ _round ends_
    Green: "I TOLD YOU TO GET MY AWP, WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?!"*

    • @lich5297
      @lich5297 4 роки тому +66

      Green green whats your problem green

    • @shamdoo5152
      @shamdoo5152 4 роки тому +24

      @@lich5297 ME SAY ALONE RAMP

    • @andreiarg
      @andreiarg 4 роки тому +7

      The next round I "accidentally" tap his head with the ak

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 3 роки тому

      I am

  • @guapo5420
    @guapo5420 4 роки тому +35

    "Blame the Black Death or even worse the French..." The most British thing I have ever heard

  • @SummonerArthur
    @SummonerArthur 4 роки тому +130

    Anywhere else: underpass
    Brazilians: the rat's pass (caminho de rato)
    Guys... Why?

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 роки тому +5

      wine cellar

    • @johnnordberg
      @johnnordberg 4 роки тому +2

      I've heard "peruna[kellari]" (=potato[cellar])

    • @GergoKovacs24
      @GergoKovacs24 4 роки тому +2

      In Hungary a lot of people simply call it "rat"

    • @coolest_turtle
      @coolest_turtle 4 роки тому

      spain, we just call it rats or sometimes sewer

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 4 роки тому

      in spanish its literally called rats (ratas), i guess it makes sense because ONLY A FUCKING RAT WOULD HIDE THERE LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY

  • @TheSmileyFps
    @TheSmileyFps 4 роки тому +94

    on mirage "window" we call in Hungary "mozi" that's mean "cinema" and idk why, and when I say accidentally "cinema" my not hungarian teammates confused

    • @starkredenc3710
      @starkredenc3710 4 роки тому +5

      I heard my fellow countrymates say "Kino" to Ladder room on Mirage. Kino translates to Cinema.

    • @_TeXoN_
      @_TeXoN_ 4 роки тому +3

      In Germany the older Players say Döner, because it lokks like a shop where you can order food.

    • @neixen-
      @neixen- 4 роки тому +7

      One time me and my friends were playing Mirage, we planted the bomb B and we went looking for the last CT alive, my friend was going down mid and saw him in ladder room and instead of saying "ladder room" he
      just said "there" and for some reason we all looked and rushed to ladder room. After that we all started talking why did we all rushed ladder room when he said "there". Since that day, for us Ladder room is called "There"

    • @hybb3n
      @hybb3n 4 роки тому +1

      iNVERNEIXEN x in sweden we call ladderroom ”horhus” which translates to ”whore house”. I have no idea why :D

    • @moioyoyo848
      @moioyoyo848 4 роки тому +3

      In romania we call call awp polar

  • @FlareKnight808
    @FlareKnight808 4 роки тому +13

    5:16 - Love the subtitles around here, perfection

  • @mattrieltv
    @mattrieltv 4 роки тому +5

    As someone who studies linguistics, I was pleasantly surprised to hear about the great vowel shift in a gaming video. Also, I started juggling a few days ago, mostly because of your juggling videos and I absolutely love it. There are many great content creators out there that really have a positive impact on others and you're absolutely one of them. Cheers and keep it up.

  • @sprayz8242
    @sprayz8242 4 роки тому +53

    Jesus in heaven, xbox, catwalk
    Made me extremely uncomfortable

  • @timookTV
    @timookTV 4 роки тому +89

    Wait it's all kitchen?
    -Always has been.

    • @BabzaiWWP
      @BabzaiWWP 4 роки тому +1

      shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

    • @MarlockT
      @MarlockT 4 роки тому +1

      ha

    • @pexunfuni
      @pexunfuni 4 роки тому +3

      It's all gay spot

    • @ani-dutta
      @ani-dutta 4 роки тому +2

      @@pexunfuni it's all diggity

    • @hnz225
      @hnz225 4 роки тому

      @@pexunfuni It`s noob virgin spot

  • @youtubelover-yw7cq
    @youtubelover-yw7cq 4 роки тому +101

    I’m not sure. I haven’t watched the video yet.

  • @cormac8276
    @cormac8276 4 роки тому +51

    “The Black Death, or evening worse: THE FRENCH!”

  • @Mouthana
    @Mouthana 4 роки тому +182

    Answer:
    Kitchen = Market = Shop
    End of story.
    Stop complaining

    • @uhCurious
      @uhCurious 4 роки тому +4

      The large area is called market the place t’s walk through is kitchen. End of story.

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 роки тому +2

      He's not complaining

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 роки тому

      Fool

    • @maxpricefield7586
      @maxpricefield7586 4 роки тому

      he's not complaining, he's being informative, tf's your problem?

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 4 роки тому

      Yeah you dickhead

  • @ericlee8708
    @ericlee8708 4 роки тому +150

    "why are you saying *tetris?* We're playing COUNTER-STRIKE" -some noob or smth idk

    • @Sebusol
      @Sebusol 4 роки тому +23

      "where is jungle? are you playing league of legends?" -my unfamiliar teammate

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 4 роки тому +8

      when playing with Astralis: "wh- why is it called Dildo....

    • @Yukiyonova
      @Yukiyonova 4 роки тому +1

      Correction
      Why are you saying *tetris?* [Were] Playing *counter strike*
      -noob 2020

    • @Stabfel
      @Stabfel 4 роки тому +1

      Thirdy Abella Actually: ”why are you saying Tetris? [We’re] playing Counter-strike”
      -Noob 2020

    • @ericlee8708
      @ericlee8708 4 роки тому

      @@Yukiyonova autocorrect lol

  • @Some1sm
    @Some1sm 4 роки тому +28

    i never heard "gay spot" in 3k hours wtf

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 4 роки тому +5

      are you playing the same game?

    • @mushroomcrepes4780
      @mushroomcrepes4780 4 роки тому

      2.9 of thoes hours were spent on community servers

    • @sir.sleepsalot2711
      @sir.sleepsalot2711 4 роки тому

      how? how? In inferno when u come out of boiler room then there is long and short , if u go long then there is arch to your left , library to ur front and a hidding spot behind u. I call it the gay spot of inferno
      In mirage there is ninja on A BUT there is also a ninja spot that is in plain sight just beside the same box and it is open. The thing is that it is near a box and a little pushed in,( u have 3k hrs u get what I mean right ) where sometimes people dont check , I call that spot as gay spot of mirage.

    • @Some1sm
      @Some1sm 4 роки тому

      @@sir.sleepsalot2711 I didn't play mirage in a long time as I mostly play anubis nuke and vertigo but I remember calling that thing in mirage ninja and the other spot toxic. With inferno I call it alley Idk why

    • @Some1sm
      @Some1sm 4 роки тому

      @@mushroomcrepes4780 nah only 1.4k +/-

  • @erlendstaavi1151
    @erlendstaavi1151 4 роки тому +16

    this video felt very different, and im guessing that was a conscious choice of him.
    more savage jokes, no music, and a more... dynamic voice?
    i like it!
    though i love your dads music as well

  • @robotmeister009
    @robotmeister009 4 роки тому +25

    5:17 CAPTIONS: HOUNGOUNGAGNE's on his last warning- one more mistake on-stream and it's the guillotine for him!

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos 4 роки тому +12

    7:53 "One D6, one C3 and one B5"

    • @tigerchills2079
      @tigerchills2079 3 роки тому +3

      did you say B5 or E5? your mic cut out for a moment

  • @Pigness7
    @Pigness7 4 роки тому +36

    "all languages will merge into one"
    Newspeak be like

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz 4 роки тому +32

    Oh and before we get to callouts, we need to recognize that so many people call info after it happens or call it after they complain. I always see this in MM, some streamers, and in third party ranked ladders where you have 2 pushing B and call it after they kill you or for the latter scenario you swing on a flanker, die, scream "F THIS GAME", he kills your secondary anchor, then you say "one flanking"...

    • @philip_bray
      @philip_bray 4 роки тому +2

      Its very hard to just not get angry.

  • @anaykharade
    @anaykharade 4 роки тому +78

    "I want everyone to speak English and use metric" yeah that's pretty much how the British empire started

    • @haverjamarosi680
      @haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому +19

      ya, except they used imperial, and many of them still do. but almost!

    • @f67739
      @f67739 3 роки тому +2

      too bad they didn’t complete their goal

  • @megaepicwombat8494
    @megaepicwombat8494 4 роки тому +13

    "There might still be weird dialects in far out places like the rain forrests and Cornwall"
    I laughed more than I should have at that

  • @cake.1344
    @cake.1344 4 роки тому +8

    "far out places like the rainforest, or Cornwall" underrated joke

  • @prstgsfrags8525
    @prstgsfrags8525 4 роки тому +191

    This must be mostly an EU problem as everyone in the US calls it “market” and “Apps”. Never ever heard either place called kitchen

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 4 роки тому +17

      It's also the callouts in EU. The higher level you reach in CS, the more standardized the callouts become. Kitchen as a callout is rarely used at all these days. It is used for market sometimes, and sometimes kitchen refers to the back of apps (eventhough most people call that back apps).

    • @LilNess99
      @LilNess99 4 роки тому +67

      @@Luckyyshot I've never heard someone call it market and im the EU. People always call it kitchen? I was shocked when he said poeple call it market

    • @Luckyyshot
      @Luckyyshot 4 роки тому +7

      @@LilNess99 When people realize there's a kitchen in apps they stop calling it kitchen because of ambiguity (in other words the higher the level the less call it kitchen).

    • @PolakPL2002
      @PolakPL2002 4 роки тому +10

      @@Luckyyshot Well, at least in Poland everyone calls "market" kitchen (either in English or Polish). That real kitchen is just apartments or behind apartments.

    • @LilNess99
      @LilNess99 4 роки тому +8

      @@PolakPL2002 yeah exactly. Never heard of anyone calling the Little corner in apps for kitchen. We mostly call its corner or bangable

  • @LuxLikeGaming
    @LuxLikeGaming 4 роки тому +60

    What? You're against fusing words together to make new ones?
    I, as a german, disapprove of that!

    • @RC2225
      @RC2225 4 роки тому +4

      Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

    • @jonasba2764
      @jonasba2764 4 роки тому +3

      Nah in German you stick them together, same in Dutch. It's a rule in these languages that you can just do that if you want. Philip was talking about something completely different, when people only take a part of each word and stick those together. This is normally against the rules.

    • @LeonardoJimenezHerrera
      @LeonardoJimenezHerrera 4 роки тому +3

      @@jonasba2764 In other words Phillip means portmanteaus while the OP refers to compounds.

  • @brutalnyas5639
    @brutalnyas5639 4 роки тому +7

    once we played with some Poles and from that day everything on mirage is "Kuchnia"

  • @Mac-J
    @Mac-J 4 роки тому +7

    “Where is kitchen” Kitchen is where comrades peel potatoes.

  • @feisty-trog-12345
    @feisty-trog-12345 4 роки тому +115

    "No stubbornly sticking to gay spot"
    "Let's all drop our pride"
    I don't like where this is going

  • @thanoscar8709
    @thanoscar8709 4 роки тому +5

    3klik: embrace change
    valve: ok it's shop now
    3klik: no not like that

  • @MrHat.
    @MrHat. 4 роки тому +19

    Someone's been watching Tom Scott's Language Files

  • @beProsto
    @beProsto 4 роки тому +15

    "And if they call it gay spot, then..." ┬┴┤o ͜ʖ ͡o)

  • @liquidsh4d0w10
    @liquidsh4d0w10 4 роки тому +1

    3kliksphilip: Diggity
    Me (An Australian): That is the first time I’ve heard of this callout

  • @muovi2463
    @muovi2463 4 роки тому +60

    Ah yes, the gay spot. It's on every map

    • @3xtan327
      @3xtan327 4 роки тому +7

      And everywhere

    • @laggybear829
      @laggybear829 4 роки тому +4

      I, as a non homophobic intellectual, prefer "noob corner".

    • @SmolJordan
      @SmolJordan 4 роки тому +8

      @@laggybear829 i like gay spot tbh. it's way funnier than noob corner

    • @laggybear829
      @laggybear829 4 роки тому +1

      @@SmolJordan I play in EU and use "sandwich", "ninja" and "noob corner" for 3 specific gay spots.

    • @SmolJordan
      @SmolJordan 4 роки тому +7

      @@laggybear829 sandwich and ninja are legit callouts tho, gay spot is just shorthand for a spot that i dont like getting killed from that i might not immediately have a name for lol.

  • @bievh6033
    @bievh6033 4 роки тому +9

    The callout "kitchen" is like the weapon name "scout". Neither of those are officially in CSGO, but some people still use them because of 1.6.
    kitchen = market
    scout = ssg 08
    There are a lot more callouts that come from older versions of CS and aren't officially in game. You still should understand some of them.

  • @spk._
    @spk._ 4 роки тому +15

    kitchen refers to the mirage, you can say "they ktichen" and your team will know they are in mirage

  • @siilph
    @siilph 3 роки тому +6

    best call out is “dont peak” and thats cap

  • @wabachi
    @wabachi 4 роки тому +4

    one of the strangest callouts i'v heard was on dust2 where you exit tunnel in b, on the left, call it canal or sewer cuz it have like few inch sewer grill on the ground, like what?

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +19

    "i haven't memorized most locations"
    me when trying to call out an enemy: he's under that room near the sniper's nest!

  • @skullkid12303
    @skullkid12303 4 роки тому +88

    "I want everyone speaking English and using metric... But we knew that's never going to happen"
    Regiold alert the Queen, we're going conquering again. *Hail Britannia blares in background*

    • @2OXX
      @2OXX 4 роки тому +1

      In 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip...

    • @AgentAsh
      @AgentAsh 4 роки тому

      Umm, yeah, Britain will have to actually learn metric first ;)

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 4 роки тому

      I'm brasilian, I speak american english and I use the metric system...
      for what I understand there's a lot of people that speaks english around the world and a lot of people using the metric system... his ideal world might be closer than he thinks

  • @mathy4605
    @mathy4605 4 роки тому +15

    The "gay spots" in Brazilian Counter-Strike are called "newba", which is a corruption of "newbie", meant obviously to insult anyone who hides in there. In Mirage A site, it refers specifically to that spot on the right, where there are 2 boxes that box you in.

    • @macalisternewby5679
      @macalisternewby5679 4 роки тому

      Mathy are you talking about firebox (hiding in the two boxes) or ninja (right next to the two boxes in that tiny little cubby)?

    • @giovanni679
      @giovanni679 4 роки тому

      @@macalisternewby5679 firebox. The ninja one we call It ninja too.

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 роки тому +2

      In french we say coin pute. Coin means corner and you know what pute means.

    • @0p10ids7
      @0p10ids7 4 роки тому

      That's called ninja macaco

  • @Masheen
    @Masheen 4 роки тому +2

    I have always called shop kitchen. Most players I know either call it market or kitchen but the majority definitely calls it kitchen. I’ve actually never encountered any misunderstanding with this market/kitchen thing. Everyone I play with understands either callout, like triple or firebox on A site.

  • @thacium
    @thacium 4 роки тому +8

    "Most of them are dead"
    Wdym, most?

  • @SkyBorik
    @SkyBorik 4 роки тому +27

    When I started playing CSGO I thought that CT is spelled "city"

  • @sirorco1
    @sirorco1 4 роки тому +7

    3:58 "It's actually made English a really rubbish, confusing language that doesn't really make a lot of sense."
    Hold my french.

  • @___UN
    @___UN 4 роки тому +20

    in my house

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 4 роки тому +1

      what a coincidence, its on my house too!

  • @nortoncsgo1809
    @nortoncsgo1809 4 роки тому +2

    "There might still be weird dialects in far-out places like the rainforest and Cornwall" yeah that fucking got me

  • @iGamezRo
    @iGamezRo 3 роки тому +6

    4:35 or even worse the french. ok that was funny.

  • @AwesomeIan135
    @AwesomeIan135 4 роки тому +5

    “Ultimately I think language will all merge into one, there might still be weird dialects in far out places like the rainforests or Cornwall...”

  • @Lu-fn5st
    @Lu-fn5st 4 роки тому +16

    Everybody calls Shop Kitchen!
    The Spot between Stairs and Tetris is called Sandwich!
    Aps is called aps!
    Also NOBODY calls Window Snipers Nest!

    • @brendancunningham2870
      @brendancunningham2870 4 роки тому +6

      I actually hear 'Snipers Nest' used a lot here in NA, and having come from EU a lot of their call-out's are very different which can be confusing :)

    • @davie1560
      @davie1560 4 роки тому

      "Kitchen" is where the kitchen is, "Aps" is short for apartments so either is fine, and "window" is a sniper's nest.

    • @osk4r99
      @osk4r99 4 роки тому +1

      I allways say Snipers Nest

    • @philip_bray
      @philip_bray 4 роки тому

      Are you NA or EU?

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z 4 роки тому

      Thats true for the EU, at least.

  • @SniperOwl
    @SniperOwl 4 роки тому +28

    Ive stopped playing CS a while ago and I still remember Market as Kitchen.

  • @hali666
    @hali666 3 роки тому +1

    Came for callouts, stayed for English lessons

  • @NolePTR
    @NolePTR 4 роки тому +13

    I started saying "Zed" because "Zee" sounds too much like "C" especially over phone/voip/ingame.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 4 роки тому +4

    Once my teammate called out Kitchen but I didn't know where he was talking about. Luckily, right before the unseen enemy shot me, Nigel Books came to my rescue and killed the whole enemy team. He then rushed into them every single round and killed them all. Thanks, Nigel Books!

  • @n1t_
    @n1t_ 4 роки тому +24

    The spot "Kitchen/Apartments" on Mirage is called "Bänger" anyway

    • @Flashv28
      @Flashv28 4 роки тому +4

      "gay spot" is called "Bohlen"

    • @2fast4me9
      @2fast4me9 4 роки тому

      only in the german scene i think tho

    • @Donga1337
      @Donga1337 4 роки тому +3

      @@2fast4me9 and you are called "genius"

    • @2fast4me9
      @2fast4me9 4 роки тому

      TiinceS why?

    • @Donga1337
      @Donga1337 4 роки тому

      @@2fast4me9 because he's obviously joking and knows its only a german thing

  • @translila
    @translila 4 роки тому +5

    "[...] in far out places like the rainforests or *Cornwall* "
    damn

  • @Lyfesreal
    @Lyfesreal 4 роки тому +1

    As an NA guy who's been playing for only a couple years, i've never heard anyone refer to "market"(shop i guess) as kitchen, its always been the room in apts with the stove. That's wicked lol.

  • @joshwhouh6387
    @joshwhouh6387 3 роки тому +4

    On A site on train the only call out my friend will hear from me is “he’s at the train”

  • @guiorgy
    @guiorgy 4 роки тому +22

    Fine, let's rename everything to diggity. I guarantee that everyone will be able to remember the new names for spots really fast!

    • @thefunnier716
      @thefunnier716 4 роки тому +1

      Im bri ish cause the schewped americans frew the t into the ocean Im bri ish cause the schewped americans frew the t into the ocean

  • @irkedcs
    @irkedcs 4 роки тому +4

    One thing I will say to speak to the topic:
    In NA I am surprised how Palace is called halls or "A Halls" by so many people.
    Also none of this matters bc valve is going to take this map out and remake it, putting sandwich next to kitchen, where it was meant to be

  • @OneDollaBill
    @OneDollaBill 4 роки тому +10

    People in Eu call the "shop" Kitchen, and people in NA call it market. It just basically has 2 callouts depending on region 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @y0ugur741
      @y0ugur741 4 роки тому

      No russians call it kitchen and everyone else call it shop/market

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 роки тому +1

      Y0UGUR7 wrong

    • @y0ugur741
      @y0ugur741 4 роки тому

      @@D0rlisok youre russian

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 4 роки тому +3

      Y0UGUR7 no, swiss, and I’ve encountered players of all countries of Europe and most of the time everyone say « kitchen ».

    • @suqzz966
      @suqzz966 4 роки тому

      @@D0rlisok true

  • @bambostic
    @bambostic 4 роки тому +1

    “Market” has definitely become the new “shop” in every game I’ve played in the last few years

  • @fortygrandtv
    @fortygrandtv Рік тому

    callouts being "gay spot" or "gay corner" like on nuke A really brings me back lmao, no one calls them that anymore but i still hear it every time

  • @s1r285
    @s1r285 4 роки тому +6

    What part of market looks like a kitchen...

    • @srensen3081
      @srensen3081 4 роки тому

      its a callout from before csgo was a thing

    • @Zeie
      @Zeie 4 роки тому

      floor tiles

  • @Bonzane
    @Bonzane 4 роки тому +6

    I’m sitting here mindblown having only heard “market” with 180 wins

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 4 роки тому +5

      Bonzane Market and Kitchen are both really common, don’t know if I’ve heard “Shop”

    • @Ginkoman2
      @Ginkoman2 4 роки тому +4

      US and Asia call it market. EU und CIS kitchen as far as i know.

    • @xQuackhead_
      @xQuackhead_ 4 роки тому

      @@Ginkoman2 Nah really depends, I've always called it market, my friends call it kitchen
      Sauce: I'm European

    • @namelessguy199
      @namelessguy199 4 роки тому

      I call it market and i know sometime people call it kitchen but shop?

  • @LotsOfS
    @LotsOfS 4 роки тому +3

    "sometimes i use generic terms like "

  • @aquas6377
    @aquas6377 3 роки тому +3

    Came for the cs, stayed for the history lesson.

  • @rraune7515
    @rraune7515 3 роки тому

    I find it interesting, that aside from maps sharing obvious common callouts like "ct-spawn", "A-ramp", "short-A", etc, they also often have a spot that's called "NBK" ...

  • @lilpeach101
    @lilpeach101 4 роки тому +10

    7:34 petition to add Pride flags to all gay spots.