Student Suicide - Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 29 бер 2015
- In this video Daniel Fernandes addresses an issue concerning students that very few people are talking about. Watch. Share. Don't ever stress out about marks.
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"Doctors are basically human's snooze button"
- Daniel Fernandes
doctors don't save lives, they delay death. Pure. Epic
This is NOT f***** funny..... even I lost my Maa this year..... she was surviving just on these high dosage allopathic drugs..... had 3 big diseases..... :( These SHAMELESS Doctors who LIE to the patients' face and instead of speaking for advice to prevent the body from getting a disease in the first place and they want to carry on with so called TREATMENT saying these diseases have no cure... ; these hooligans how many of them in numbers I don't care must be made to stand in a f***** line and shot a hundred bullets each in such a way that they never die...... ! slow death as should be those greedy politicians of this nation......! I swear to God either Ill burn this dirty filthy cheap society or Ill quit livinganymore with this nasty compromises of undeserving disrespect that my heart has to take every f**** day!!!!!.....
it was funny. DEAL WITH IT
one who hasn't faced the calamities never will know the real deal of going through the pain..... the dirty deals.....SO ACCEPT THIS AS TRUE..... & DEAL WITH IT..... Im not saying all doctors are hooligans they have also been misguided by their personal/professional lives taught all the wrong ways but that makes no sense to walk outside and fool the people feeding them medicines with host of dangerous side effects!..... just to recuperate the money spend in their medical colleges from the commission the get to write off those in the prescription@ the cost of playing games with human lives with strong medicines and intentionally remaining silent about giving them dietary or alternative advise on prevention of diseases in the first place ..... this video is funny but you must admit the hard reality and truth behind ..... if you r a real man.... & not an useless joker my bro.. I even lost one of my innocent friends who committed suicide unable to take academic pressure which these (prison) schools teach us.... .. people like you will keep calling this funny without acting... or at least initiating a positive outlook on life.....
@@iwillgiveyoualion1107 shutup. As he said. Deal with it.
@@iwillgiveyoualion1107 dude doctors try there best
deal with it
11 mins ago Kenny was my favorite comedian.
Same here Bro. ..!
sorry to differ he's still my favourite thought 😍😋
dude got brow'd
oh,you dont have to be sorry! Even you are my favourite thought.
+Ashish Dev ohh???? 😲why?
You are the smartest Stand up comedian ever
Pranav Nambiar Kenny Sebastian and Daniel Fernandes are the best Indian comedians
see George Carlin
ur right!
@@aj1533 He's the Indian George Carlin
Hit the like on “politicians, why not” 😂😂
congress fan?
Wow i did 😂
@@ridwan_z nope
Gotta have a drink with this guy one day.
Vin Nayar agreed.
Me too
Legit.
Please don't forget to invite me.
"Doctors come in handy when one runs out of apples." Got me laughing so hard !! 😂😂
Love you much !!
Hey Daniel! That's a great act.. I'm a doc n I still loved the jokes on medical education! But the thing is India does need doctors.. Not the ones forced by parents of course! I know you didn't mean it in that sense. Students take their academics way too seriously n then they end up in this whirlpool of medical school! India does need doctors but yes it surely doesn't want those who've been crushed by the system.
Your great admirer,
A human snooze button
In the age of Kapil Sharma, Krushna, AIB and the likes, you sir are a genius. I just love the way you deal with such sensitive topics is also "Brave". A breath of fresh air. Keep it up. Am a BIG FAN !!
Abhishek Singh Rautela remove aib plllzzzzzz
Abhishek Singh Rautela plij riquaest
Yess, remove aib
Pseudo feminist asking to remove aib.
@@abcxyz- Yes Lmao
If you can address such a dark topic with humor and message without sounding preachy, you have all my attention and respect. Not just that you leave me hanging for more. Well done Sir, well done. You've put a lot of effort, intelligence into all of your pieces. Thank you for that.
As a matter of fact we do need doctors, but most of the medical graduates lose their interest during MBBS. The only reason they prepare for NEET(previously known as AIPMT) because their parents told them to. They work hard to make their parents happy, get a medical college and we lose doctors who actually would have been keen to become one.
Real words
Practical exp required in ind ed system
yess I agree.
I like this guy,I like the way he takes on stuffs, targets the hot topics in today's India, molds it with his own brilliance, shoots it in the form of an eloquent speech and establishes a strong message .......(quite astonishingly) he does all in the name of Comedy !
India, thus produces a different form of stand-up comedy nowadays,
and no nonsensical comedies in the likes of Johny Lever, Kapil Sharma n all......
Keep up the good-work Daniel !
I agree
+Maz Peters How does anything Kapil Sharma does fall into the category of 'satire'? I mean he has his moments and comic timing isn't bad at all but still, how is it satire?
Absolutely
I'm a human snooze button
good for you
😂😂😂😂 doctor
Me too 😂
Same pinch 👌
😂🤣😂
Now that's called Comedy!
Satire with Slapstick hints... Gosh
I am just binge watching. Your videos are awesome. I must say that you are well- informed about the current issues and the psychological aspects of it. Please maintain this level of research and come up with theme-based comedies.The power of a mic is really great. Hope the power remains without any disruptions. There are really great stand up comedians in India. Like ***** ***** and yourself of course.. Y'all should get together and do shows overseas so that when y'all come to Singapore I can come and watch too :) Hope that happens soon. Fingers crossed.. Keep up the good work. :D
Vidya Lakshmi I'm in Singapore for the SIngapore Comedy Fringe next week. Doing a show with Vir Das and Amogh Ranadive June 11, tix at booking.sistic.com.sg/SisticWebApp/Booking.do?contentCode=sgcf0615
Yay! Awesome. :) Thank you very much :)
Daniel Fernandes wow! I live here too and i would've loved to come!
'Politicians, Why not?!' 😂
Absolutely lost it there!
For the first time in life, i'm actually glad for not sitting in that medical entrance exam....!
Really!
What will you do then
Daniel takes into account real issues, gets the message across to the masses with a touch of good humour. Hats off to Daniel...
Awesome one! Thanks for sharing it :) Love his straight faced humour...
I know right. Its like bang on. You should also watch this other video by Daniel "Her Husband Made Her a Prostitute" and "The Delhi Zoo Incident". Am sure you will enjoy it
Sure I'll check them out later today...
This is my first experience watching informative comedy and it's refreshing :)
U should check out "John oliver's last week tonight" I think u might like that
MyDiamond99 sure thank you
Dayummm! Daniel you beauty
you probably wont get any haters in life daniel
you are so much awesome
i wish my friend have watched this video before taking the worst step :(
we all love u daniel
you rock
The thing with your content is the consistency. I know what I'll get and it never disappoints. Great going. Just a suggestion, why don't you try a live hangout session or an AMA kind of a thing. It'll be a nice way to gauge the audience. You can then plan some tours based on the response.
Praveen Shastri duno if I have enough of a fan base for an AMA yet :) ...but sounds like an idea
Hi Daniel... You are the only comedian that I know of who talks about stuff that matters and yet make it sound humourous. It's hard to find intelligent humour these days and you are a relief. Really happy that I got to watch your videos. You MUST make more of these.
Our Favorite Comic!
The topics he speaks on are general and are common knowledge..But the way he presents them and his timing make him a class act.
Hey danny... Huge fan of urs. No one can do a sensible straight faced comedy as good as u... And being a doctor, I probably laughed the loudest bout ur snooze button joke. U r really gifted bro.. Make d most of it. Cheers.
P.s I am a pediatrician. So that snooze button is much more important. Just saying ;)
vineet k Hahaha. Yes. Not taking away from what you guys do obviously. :)
I m not offended... But don't be surprised if u end up being summoned... U see filing an fir has become a hep thing to do... ;)
bro... One recent news had me in splits... Some guy in Surat filed a fir on sunny Leone when she had gone to Surat to promote a movie... His complaint was.. " he doesn't trust the motive of her visit and she coming there will hurt d "sentiments of certain group" "
perhaps u can look into it n add it in ur next gig.
love n respect.
vin
Amazing, As a student, I can relate. You left out IIT JEE and engineering though.
because IITJEE doesn't deserve the attention it is already getting
Garv Malik Yeah Right, Try Solving A JEE advanced question.
Garv Malik You seriously don't know the reality.. Ask any person who went through it! You'd get that...
Naman Jain Sagar Mahapatra guys that was sarcasm
NKPyo Might be. One can't convey his tone of sarcasm through the Internet unless "#sarcasm" is written.
Comedy is so healing. Thank you Daniel for having the courage to address such difficult subjects, dispelling the fear and secrecy surrounding them.
Man you are awesome. First time I'm watching a comedy making this much sense. No wonder I watched all your videos in a row within a hour only and replayed it to my friends..
Same here😂
excellent speaker I must say.
I am from pakistan. it's been like few hours I came across you chanel, and have watchd half of your videos already. keep up the good work!
Areej Hashmi why should you say that you're from Pakistan !!
god uh !!!!!
Areej Hashmi Yes, every guy/gal from pakistan keeps on repeating this to show they also exist to appreciate Indian talents.😂😂
Areej Hashmi are you guys even allowed to UA-cam?
Antardeep Das chuss he marna
Hyper JK Or maybe to let him know that he has a wide fan base
I love how u explain taboo concepts no one else would dare to pick
human snooze buttons... thats a good one
words to live by !!
" Student's should not be killing themselves, Politicians why not? " This line was epic 😂😂
Really appreciate the way you use your position ❤️
Thanks Dany for losing up my stress about education. My 12th board result came out a few days ago. I passed with 2nd division, there was no one to talk to, almost gave up hope in me and thought of doing what parents would ask because I can't argue with the anymore. Well finally got admission in college. All I'm saying is you gave me hope and strength to face my failure and now it seems to be better. Thanks again, big fan.
by any chance you performing california or Florida ??? ur huge fan base here
Rohan Mhatre Really? How many people?
***** Planning a trip to the US mid next year. :)
+Daniel Fernandes Are you coming Chicago. Please do :)
+geetanjali patil k
+geetanjali patio and the
What I think the main reason for suicide is lack of communication between children and parents. Minimizing the gap and contributing a healthy relation will definitely minimize it .
He said "if u r a comedian u can make lot of money or go to jail".. This is so relatable even after 5 years now☹️☹️
So weird that I stumbled across this, have been thinking about it for a few days, and I am 19. This made me feel so much lighter. Thanks man.
I became fan of yours after watching this and went through all of your videos. brother, you are amazing and pure genius as a comedian, you talk about current issues, serious issues and making it funny in a healthy way, its awesome the way you do it, you are hilarious :D
It's nice how he kept it funny, while addressing a huge issue that nobody seems to want to address, and dished out some advice too while he was at it
very true...
I was about to sucide after my XTh std . I confess this
then UA-cam saved my life and u became a UA-cam gamer and doing good on money
I*
+CheatFighter2 XIII Hope you now see the funny side of life :)
yup
I can relate.
I love how you take such serious topics and turn it into comedy without being offensive or treating the topic wrongly
This is gold. You are incredible :)
I just started watching your videos.
And i m loving your style!
The subtlety is amazing.
Finally a stand-up who talks relevant stuff!
You rock dude!! Keep it up!
You address such serious and important topics with brilliance and in a lighter way. Hats off.
It's good to hear someone speaking about social issues n still making us laugh without speaking a lot of cuss words n galis.
@Danny - u r the Indian Master of The Dark Comedy.
suicide is a terrible product with no refund kudos to you sir ! awesome changing mind sets
doctor is the most sought out profession cuz it makes us feel god. the feel at the moment when you save a person's life and his family is on your knees thanking you for the rest of your life is incomparable. something you won't ever achieve even when you perform on the biggest show of your life.
am pursuing my mbbs rn and i didn't find your stand up offending, am a big fan of yours. just felt like telling you. keep up the good work.
I have watched many stand-up comedians......but dude you are on another level.Nothing nonsense, full of humour and always a good message. Hats off bro
Danny, you are too good!!! I love the way you speak, be it your choice of words, expressions or pauses. It's a pleasure watching you talk about real sensible stuff in a comical thought-provoking way. You are truly a class apart. Keep up the great work!! :)
4 years and still the smartest and the most sarcastic comedy bit I've seen🔥💛 lovee you Dan!
''doctors r humans snooze button'' thats ultimate l9 n is true....
n dude m spending my life in medical college...
hi....I enjoy watching your videos cos you do touch upon serious issues and can still make good humour around it!! hats off Daniel!!
I love it how he talks about issues through his comedy, so subtly, that we don't even notice it. Promoting something so serious, that too through humor. I think that's pure art.
Intelligent Comedy.Spot on lines. Fantabulous humour!!
I have been following you since long, and today through this video I think finally you have found your VOICE daniel!
Killer stuff!
Keep on uploading shits like this!
3 parents disliked the video, so far...
Dude I have so much respect for you ! Thanks for talking on this topic! I know a certain person ( wouldn't name him) who is a civil services ''topper'' and an mbbs student who brags everywhere from youtube to quora about his rank in Xth standard, XII standard, MBBS and civil services. He means well but the point is , it is this mentality which is responsible for so much undue stress on kids in our society ! I have been on both sides of the fence been a below average student as well as ''topper'' for years and really I don't think it should matter what rank you have. Everyone is unique and in any case these so called toppers are not going to pay for my bread and butter.
And ya, you're funny!
And that is how u put stand up to good use...quality, mature and really funny! Brilliant stuff Dan... Keep it coming
I absolutely loved your act Daniel, and I'd love to watch your show live. I like the way you transition so smoothly from one subject to another ! you dont dwell too long on one topic till it loses its steam. Keep it light and entertaining as you do. Awesome man!.
I am a poet and writer too, never got the chance to spread my wings because of parental pressure. Tomorrow I shall be going back to my boring job. Hats off to you buddy.
Dude you are great. Love your stand up. Full of issues presented in the best way. Love it
The most original and likeable comedian I've seen in a very very long time.
I love how there is such a beautiful message in ur every stand up .
Kenny and Daniel are my most favorite comedians
awesome sense of humor ! I'm 100% sure I would ve been depressed about things today if I didn't watch this video!
You've taken up comedy to an all together different level. You always have a message to share! Best video :)
i love the way he makes messages fun to listen to..i love all his videos..great job man!!
Absolute genius! One of the best comedians in the country. Thumbs up!
hey Daniel.. ur all concepts r unique with excellent sense of humour and sacarsm... most of the comedians pick up topics which r already funny... but all r ur stand up topics r serious.. but still gives us a good laugh and message.. thanks for such acts.. keep it up.. :)..
you're taking Indian comedy to the next level man. Loads of respect.
As a student myself, im glad i came across this cause the next step is choosing my career... so thanks dude
Dude, you've always got the best content man! No matter what, you mix current topics together and build up a masterpiece every single time! You should do more shows!
i absolutely love the smile you give after a joke....and of course you are witty and awesome....
You are just awesome. You just talked on a serious issue in very light manner. Brilliant
Danny my man,
The thing you said about doctors, damn man.
That was some epic shit, awesome job dude.
This video hit me hard, how do I show this to my parents without them thinking I'm being ungrateful and then taking away my phone?
awesom budd,,,
yu r a clear justis,,,
hats off to u budd,,,
yu dont tak anyone'z side,,,
but yu r an reallity!!!
no religion, no politicz, no cunning,, juzz pure reallity..!!
nd datz wat difines yor heart as well!!!
Doctors are human snooze buttons!!!
I'm a medico, and I loved this joke!!! :D
This guy is insanely good...shows in him, that he's a product of experience
this hit the deepest traumas of my life and i cant shake it off-
more ppl need to watch these omg-
take a bow Danny, love your shows dude! your jokes are not only extremely entertaining but very thought provoking too (*impressed face)
keep 'em coming.
You my friend are a stress buster , way to go ... keep these videos coming .
I appreciate your efforts in taking social issues to a wide audience. My wishes for your success.
He is surely an amazing comedian I have ever come across... He always has some message in his act. Best way to spread message and make people aware
'Doctors are human snooze buttons" Nailed it Man :D
Tackled the subject in such an impressive manner! Well done!
Been following u for a while now and I like how the quality of your material keeps improving always man, u r awesome :D
He is killing it with hard reality and honesty
U have politics, organised religion and then coaching classes.best thing I have heard
Dan, you are the only one for whom I take the pain of signing in to like your videos. You are doing an awesome job! I follow you on twitter..Let us know when you are in Delhi/NCR..
1 of the best stand up comedy video ever. Mind Blowing work. Superb dANIEL
This stand up was the best. Loved it mahn!
+Daniel Fernandes , you're one of the wittiest comedians I've ever come across... Love the way you convey stuffs in a humorous way with no nonsense ;)
Absolutely obsessed with your work. The comedy club crowds in Hong Kong would embrace your comedy for sure.
You know your stuff, man. Good relief! Kudos
The last bit is called life. Unfair,harsh,severe,bitter and you still tread along.
I so admire your standups. Your material is always good hard hitting social issues
I loved it!! You nailed it!!