This episode actually had me research apple cider and untreated non-alcoholic cider has an incredibly short shelf life in the fridge. Like, six days. I did not know that before.
Ha! So proof it has no alcohol! I always though it maybe had little (but not enough to get anyone but maybe little kids drunk if they drank tons). But some people seem to think it is just ordinary alcohol.
Sara Samaletdin If you don't treat it it isn't Cider. Cider is fermented to a point, or at least prepped for fermentation. Just squeezing apples into a barrel seems to be what they're doing, but the idea that it's alcoholic comes from the frothing and the fact that they're served in wooden mugs. They are presented to look like typical ale. But again, the biggest thing is that it is frothing, if it isn't treated, it wouldn't froth. That means their cider in the first episode showing the cider was fermented af.
we see Spoiled Milk shove her nose into Filthy's, and it took a shape similar to it's current form. So, apparently, she's so literally in your face with her hoity toity attitude, she literally has an upturned nose. I've never been able to use literally twice in a sentence sincerely before... it's disturbing.
Remember that time when punks said that AJ beated her with a firepoke and told her if they didn't win at buckball she'll find out why Big Mac doesn't talk? Damn, I can only imagine...
"I would totally ram her face into the headboard while she rolled her eyes and posted on Facebook about how inadequate I was ..." made me pause the video while I laughed out loud.
@@dwk2528 well it depends on which definition you pick for it. There's like 5 different definitions for that word in Urban Dictionary. Top of the list on google is that it's a style of music. I'm unfamiliar with this style of music. Also there was a Hulk knockoff on Dexter's Laboratory called the Infragable Crunk. So there's like 6 "crunks" now.
@@SilverSpoonRiche All mentions I've made of it are referring to the music. Edit: if you want to hear what is basically the pure essence of crunk, look up the song "Get Low" by Lil Jon.
"You can't plow a mare with ideas" Haha, Big Mac is a playah. I love how you deal with flaws in this series, presenting reasonable alternatives and having the characters dismiss them as stupid ideas :D For Top Bolt, I don't know if you consider other opinions, but I felt the ending was very weak although the episode itself was cool. It's a little disappointing that with pony everything always works out for the best for everyone. How did he manage to be accepted into the academy when prior to this it was clearly shown how bad of a flier he actually was in comparison - that makes all things wonderbolt look like a joke if such a mediocre pegasus can get into the academy that easily. I mean what actually happened there, he just got rid of ALL his considerable deficits in just a single day or so and was suddenly able to perform good enough to be accepted into the academy for training??? Which Rainbow trained for for years? Yeah, that feels bad to me. It would have been MUCH better and more valuable had he NOT made it. They could have still written it so that he is happy anyhow, because SHE made it and he was happy for her, thinking to himself "There's always next year" for his own chance at it or so. That would have been a great character dynamic, him cheering for her for once instead of just suddenly being able to do everything that was utterly impossible a day ago. Just my thoughts on that, if you feel like considering this. In any case, keep up the great work!
I actually disagree pretty strongly. I thought Top Bolt was one of the best episodes of the season and - though I have to think about it - possibly the show. I'd go into why, but I'm saving that for the video.
Make no mistake, I also liked the episode a lot, my rant was just about the, in my opinion, lackluster ending. Do you see what happened there as plausible? I'll be curious to see what you make of that then :)
This series is like an addiction. I broke free an stopped needing you when I left this vid on a "watch later" list for like a week and a half and then I got around to watching it and now I need MORE.
How do you do that? I've been using the "watch later" list to help clear my youtube tabs that are eating up my browser, and it's full. At least five thousand videos that I'm not likely to watch. Videos from half a decade ago that I'll "get to someday".
So basically becasue Apple-jacks took on more work and hardship then she could handle going behind the back of the person who actually runs the farm (granny smith) who herself had no good ideas...nothing should ever change and or not a single form of modernization or efficiency should be practiced? Jesus i hate rural mindsets.
There was more than ine instance in this video where I couldn't breathe due to laughing so hard. You're fantastic, DWK, and I hope you continue doing this for a long time.
do you also realize by not once even mentioning baby Bloom in this story, coupled with the fact that Diamond Tiara was not even conceived yet that AJ just revealed there is no way Bloom could share the same parents as AJ and Mac? The writers really fucked that one up royally. We know AJ's parents are dead before she even got her mark so Bloom can't be born to the same mother. More likely either AJ or Mac are Bloom's parent but Granny would not let them become parents at such a young age so she cooked up the whole sibbling relationship. or you know Glim Glam fucking with time jusr created a paradox in which Bloom and Diamond can not be the same age and or Bloom should not even exist.
So what you're proposing is that Mah and Pa Apple are on vacation where they conceive Applebloom like, on a beach somewhere? Hmm, that actually makes sense. But we don't see Bloom when Applejack leaves for Manehatten either, and there AJ is much younger and a blank flank. I still say it's Glimmy's fault. There had to be repercussions for the time stream having been so fucked so many times.
These are coming later and later every week... Sometimes i wonder if life is worth living, but then i see these and i'm like "nope, it's not, but at least i know i'm not the most miserable man on this planet" and that cheers me up.
My only regrets with these videos is that you weren't here sooner. Weren't you meming on 4chan since MLPG anyway? This would have been so dank in season 4 or even earlier.
My question is: Where was Apple Bloom in the flashback? If she wasn't born yet, then their parents still had to be alive. Unless, you know, her parents aren't who we think they are.
Holy fuckberries! At 4:05 when Big Mac starts to give his speech, that sounded like some Marxist "workers of the world unite" crap right there! I mean, there's good and bad in everything, but I just got high and watched this and couldn't help but notice...
Apple Bloom's course of action is clear: Either get Big Mac therapy or Starlight's chatterbox spell, then plan a competent coup. Maybe get Starlight herself in on that action.
Ok I have my own theory for why Filthy Rich is different in EqG: in the EqG world, Filthy Rich is just a nickname. He is really EqG's take on Pre-Green Goblin Norman Osborne
Brilliant work, high level sarcasm. But I must take issue. At 3:11 the frame of Rainbow Dash is not suicide, clearly it was murder, the pistol is in her hoof, in a true suicide the pistol would fly across the room, so the question is who dun it?
There is only one things to take from this episode. Olders are always right, and when they are wrong you can do whatever you want and explain things the more clearly you can, they still will be righ at the end. That's how stubborn they are...
I did it by learning the song and recording a cover. I can put it on my soundcloud if you really want it, but I usually don't do that because I don't play the whole song, just the 10-20 seconds that I need for a video.
I was kind of caught off-guard when I heard Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots at the end, but I guess it fits. Your reviews are still as hilarious as ever, though.
dude i have to agree with wario1226.. i feel almost more excited to see your vids as i am the actual episode. i cant help it your absolutely spot on for the adults in this audience ... dude your doing great. more???
this was terrifyingly close to the plot of the actual episode, but at the same time, it is also very realistic and traumatizing for children. The worst part is that the traumatizing parts are the ones closest to the actual plot.
My 2nd favorite thumbnail picture now, Applebloom looks adorable... even smoking a cigarette(lol). The Starlight thumbnail from Every Little Thing She Does is still your most dank thumbnail.
That's cool thanks for telling me props to you tho i really like it and i hope you make a full cover. Stressed Out works really well, and i love the humor you have it's amazing and keep it up man it's very enjoyable. And thank you.
Is it bad that I've woken up several times in the night and every time I did the first thing I do is check my phone to see if this had been uploaded. It's now gone 8am and I'm fucking exhausted....but it was totally worth it.
Anon I was up at 3! This was uploaded at 8am ish uk time and I'd hardly been to sleep all night. I went to sleep after I watched it. I don't remember much else from that weekend to be fair. I think I forgot to eat.
Filthy Rich....probably the perfect pastiche of Vince McMahon, down to the red bow tie Vince wore in his announcer days doing 'WWF Saturday Night's Main Event' beside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper, and Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan from May 11, 1985-November 14, 1992 on NBC and FOX. XB
Fluttering ASMR Considering Rhinoceros and Rhinoplasty are both derived from the same Greek root, (rhinos = nose) it makes perfect sense. Yeah, Rhinoceros is just Greek for "nose horn".
Pity Applejack's parents, caught in an eternal limbo between authorial intent and the strictures of _Standards & Practices._ Like Schrödinger's theoretical cat, they are neither truly dead nor alive, because the show isn't allowed to mention death even as an abstract concept, but the younger Apples are _supposed_ to be orphans by design. Thus the Apple parents mustn't even appear in flashbacks, since that would open the question why they were around _back then_ but aren't around anymore _now_ , and we simply *Can't. Have. That.* Not in a kids' show that wants to be aired on American TV. Therefore you are completely free to imagine whatever you like - even though the obvious answer is that they're serving life sentences in Pony Prison for killing and eating Scootaloo's parents.
Eh, more or less. The episode was surprisingly good considering most AJ episodes hand her the idiot ball (I'm looking at you, Applejack's "Day" Off) or have backwards morals (I'm looking at you, Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000). Can't say I enjoyed this video all that much compared to some of your others, but I still enjoy them immensely.
Wait I have a question. Why do you go from taking about a character to talking as the character? You could make good funny stories by talking as a character by the way.
Im more excited for these than the actual episodes.
Same
same
This episode actually had me research apple cider and untreated non-alcoholic cider has an incredibly short shelf life in the fridge. Like, six days. I did not know that before.
Ha! So proof it has no alcohol! I always though it maybe had little (but not enough to get anyone but maybe little kids drunk if they drank tons). But some people seem to think it is just ordinary alcohol.
It is everywhere except in America.
+Dupes15 Well, the word "cider" has a different meaning, so...
Sara Samaletdin
If you don't treat it it isn't Cider. Cider is fermented to a point, or at least prepped for fermentation. Just squeezing apples into a barrel seems to be what they're doing, but the idea that it's alcoholic comes from the frothing and the fact that they're served in wooden mugs.
They are presented to look like typical ale. But again, the biggest thing is that it is frothing, if it isn't treated, it wouldn't froth. That means their cider in the first episode showing the cider was fermented af.
+LukeTheGeek
Of course it has a different meaning. It means an alcoholic drink when you're not in the US.
we see Spoiled Milk shove her nose into Filthy's, and it took a shape similar to it's current form.
So, apparently, she's so literally in your face with her hoity toity attitude, she literally has an upturned nose.
I've never been able to use literally twice in a sentence sincerely before... it's disturbing.
Headcanon acquired.
Me with the autistic fan theory versus the shit lord's sex theory.
I'm playing against a stacked deck here!
Werewolf Korra
This makes too much sense.
I'm pretty sure she gives REALLY good head and he was just ramming that face into his crotch. Just BLUNTING that face.
Remember that time when punks said that AJ beated her with a firepoke and told her if they didn't win at buckball she'll find out why Big Mac doesn't talk? Damn, I can only imagine...
"Aftee Mom and Dad hung themselves so we could have enough food for the winter"
BEGINS WRITING AJ FANFIC
Flutterbutt 5638 YES
I'm quite interested in this fanfic idea
"I would totally ram her face into the headboard while she rolled her eyes and posted on Facebook about how inadequate I was ..." made me pause the video while I laughed out loud.
I don't even remember the actual plot of this episode, so until further notice I'll believe this is what actually happened.
So that's what happened to the Apple's parents
And also
"You can't plough a mare with ideas"
>Tombstone
>"My Liver"
>RIP
Fuck the liver, MY SIDES, holy fuck!
“Mom and dad had just hung themselves so that the rest of us would have enough food to survive the winter”
This is my headcannon now.
I ACTUALLY DIED AT THE RHINOPLASTY JOKE WTF?!
AMAZING LEGIT RECAP!
(aha-ahaha-ha-AHAAAAAarrrrgh)
"we don't use words with silent letters in this house"
Every time I watch DWKs old videos I have to google what the hell a "crunk" is and it's always a moment that makes me sigh and shake my head.
Crunk is great. Don't be a stick in the mud.
@@dwk2528 well it depends on which definition you pick for it. There's like 5 different definitions for that word in Urban Dictionary. Top of the list on google is that it's a style of music. I'm unfamiliar with this style of music.
Also there was a Hulk knockoff on Dexter's Laboratory called the Infragable Crunk. So there's like 6 "crunks" now.
@@SilverSpoonRiche All mentions I've made of it are referring to the music.
Edit: if you want to hear what is basically the pure essence of crunk, look up the song "Get Low" by Lil Jon.
@@dwk2528 Oh okay, I've heard that one. So I do know crunk! But i don't see the difference between crunk and hiphop if there is any difference.
SilverSpoon01 It’s just rap but they yell all the lyrics and there’s more bass.
"unfortunately big mac was so butthurt that the nurses thought he had ass cancer"
"You can't plow a mare with ideas"
Haha, Big Mac is a playah.
I love how you deal with flaws in this series, presenting reasonable alternatives and having the characters dismiss them as stupid ideas :D
For Top Bolt, I don't know if you consider other opinions, but I felt the ending was very weak although the episode itself was cool.
It's a little disappointing that with pony everything always works out for the best for everyone. How did he manage to be accepted into the academy when prior to this it was clearly shown how bad of a flier he actually was in comparison - that makes all things wonderbolt look like a joke if such a mediocre pegasus can get into the academy that easily. I mean what actually happened there, he just got rid of ALL his considerable deficits in just a single day or so and was suddenly able to perform good enough to be accepted into the academy for training??? Which Rainbow trained for for years? Yeah, that feels bad to me.
It would have been MUCH better and more valuable had he NOT made it. They could have still written it so that he is happy anyhow, because SHE made it and he was happy for her, thinking to himself "There's always next year" for his own chance at it or so. That would have been a great character dynamic, him cheering for her for once instead of just suddenly being able to do everything that was utterly impossible a day ago.
Just my thoughts on that, if you feel like considering this. In any case, keep up the great work!
I actually disagree pretty strongly. I thought Top Bolt was one of the best episodes of the season and - though I have to think about it - possibly the show. I'd go into why, but I'm saving that for the video.
Make no mistake, I also liked the episode a lot, my rant was just about the, in my opinion, lackluster ending. Do you see what happened there as plausible? I'll be curious to see what you make of that then :)
This series is like an addiction. I broke free an stopped needing you when I left this vid on a "watch later" list for like a week and a half and then I got around to watching it and now I need MORE.
How do you do that? I've been using the "watch later" list to help clear my youtube tabs that are eating up my browser, and it's full. At least five thousand videos that I'm not likely to watch. Videos from half a decade ago that I'll "get to someday".
@@Thalanox Change sort order to oldest first, then spend a few hours deleting anything that doesnt peak yor interest immediately. :)
So basically becasue Apple-jacks took on more work and hardship then she could handle going behind the back of the person who actually runs the farm (granny smith) who herself had no good ideas...nothing should ever change and or not a single form of modernization or efficiency should be practiced?
Jesus i hate rural mindsets.
"She could suck the cork out of a wine bottle" lol
Each one just keeps getting better and and better than the last one.
This is a good video no matter what my mom tells me
There was more than ine instance in this video where I couldn't breathe due to laughing so hard. You're fantastic, DWK, and I hope you continue doing this for a long time.
Wait. I can plow mares all I want as long as I have money? Sign me up!
do you also realize by not once even mentioning baby Bloom in this story, coupled with the fact that Diamond Tiara was not even conceived yet that AJ just revealed there is no way Bloom could share the same parents as AJ and Mac?
The writers really fucked that one up royally. We know AJ's parents are dead before she even got her mark so Bloom can't be born to the same mother.
More likely either AJ or Mac are Bloom's parent but Granny would not let them become parents at such a young age so she cooked up the whole sibbling relationship.
or you know Glim Glam fucking with time jusr created a paradox in which Bloom and Diamond can not be the same age and or Bloom should not even exist.
That or maybe the parents were off on vacation somewhere at the time
So what you're proposing is that Mah and Pa Apple are on vacation where they conceive Applebloom like, on a beach somewhere? Hmm, that actually makes sense.
But we don't see Bloom when Applejack leaves for Manehatten either, and there AJ is much younger and a blank flank.
I still say it's Glimmy's fault. There had to be repercussions for the time stream having been so fucked so many times.
I thoughtof that too
Or maybe AJ AND Mac are Apple Bloom's parents. 😉
@@SilverSpoonRiche Which ship do you find creepier, MacJack or MacGranny?
These are coming later and later every week...
Sometimes i wonder if life is worth living, but then i see these and i'm like "nope, it's not, but at least i know i'm not the most miserable man on this planet" and that cheers me up.
Misery does love company. ;)
You are a gift DWK.
I don't normally drink, but i'll have one just for you.
Drinking is bad for you. I would never condone such a thing.
I bet you wouldn't.
Best explanation I've heard yet for why Filthy Rich would have hooked up with Sour Puss.
My only regrets with these videos is that you weren't here sooner.
Weren't you meming on 4chan since MLPG anyway? This would have been so dank in season 4 or even earlier.
AJ's life is just one bad joke
Come back, DWK. I'm going through some shit and you gotta bring the ponies. Or I can just keep drinking. Preferably both.
So...that's two mysteries well solved. Fate of the Apple parents, and Big Mac's speech impediment.
My question is: Where was Apple Bloom in the flashback? If she wasn't born yet, then their parents still had to be alive. Unless, you know, her parents aren't who we think they are.
Either incest or she was too young
Holy fuckberries! At 4:05 when Big Mac starts to give his speech, that sounded like some Marxist "workers of the world unite" crap right there! I mean, there's good and bad in everything, but I just got high and watched this and couldn't help but notice...
So what you're trying to say is, Diamond Tiara is destined for greatness
Apple Bloom's course of action is clear: Either get Big Mac therapy or Starlight's chatterbox spell, then plan a competent coup. Maybe get Starlight herself in on that action.
If I learned anything from this series, it’s that drunk people are fucking hilarious
TFW you notice that Netflix replaced "cider" with "juice" throughout the episode.
Why is it your sick sense of humor makes me laugh so much!? MY SIDES!
"You can't plow a mare with ideas" - Challenge accepted
how did granny smith not get arrested for impersonating a doctor? LOL
"Hey -- we don't usE words with silent letTers in this housE."
So, apparently they've gone back and edited this episode so all the cider is now juice.
I can't stop rewatching these, send help.
Ok I have my own theory for why Filthy Rich is different in EqG: in the EqG world, Filthy Rich is just a nickname. He is really EqG's take on Pre-Green Goblin Norman Osborne
My god, so glad I found this channel :D
Brilliant work, high level sarcasm. But I must take issue. At 3:11 the frame of Rainbow Dash is not suicide, clearly it was murder, the pistol is in her hoof, in a true suicide the pistol would fly across the room, so the question is who dun it?
There is only one things to take from this episode. Olders are always right, and when they are wrong you can do whatever you want and explain things the more clearly you can, they still will be righ at the end. That's how stubborn they are...
Where'd you get the still at 4:49? Y'know. For research.
Why would applejack start NOW selling crunk juice instead of selling it in crunk season, WHICH IS EVERY SEASON
And right now all I wanna know is how you converted stressed out into chime bells.. like is there a link to download that shit. ?
I did it by learning the song and recording a cover. I can put it on my soundcloud if you really want it, but I usually don't do that because I don't play the whole song, just the 10-20 seconds that I need for a video.
I was kind of caught off-guard when I heard Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots at the end, but I guess it fits.
Your reviews are still as hilarious as ever, though.
It’s the opening song, too
dude i have to agree with wario1226.. i feel almost more excited to see your vids as i am the actual episode. i cant help it your absolutely spot on for the adults in this audience ... dude your doing great. more???
was that stressed out by twenty one pilot in the intro
Something you forgot to mention: Your suspicions of Cheerilee being older than the main six were proven to be correct.
this was terrifyingly close to the plot of the actual episode, but at the same time, it is also very realistic and traumatizing for children. The worst part is that the traumatizing parts are the ones closest to the actual plot.
I fucking love your music at the beginning of your videos, they're so cool and cute at the same time.
I'm surprised that he didn't reference the Shining because the twins were legitimately standing down one of the hallways holding hooves
03:00 I was expecting something very different, something about deep throats & hitting the wall too many times, you know, stuff like that... :q
My 2nd favorite thumbnail picture now, Applebloom looks adorable... even smoking a cigarette(lol). The Starlight thumbnail from Every Little Thing She Does is still your most dank thumbnail.
Crunk ain't dead.
When you can not reason, being louder than the loudest unreasonable voice sometimes helps
GAH! I thought I'd gotten Stressed Out out of my head months ago!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
3:12 same honestly
You inspire me to maybe actually do something with my youtube channel. You are hilarious good sir
That's the best possible outcome I could hope for.
Denny Lu at EFNW last May stated that Spoiled Rich supposedly had a nose job done.
Do you make the intro music yourself? If so props to you man i love the sound it has.
This version you use has a dark sound and my god its nice
Yeah, I just figure out a song I want to use and then record a cover of it in the key of D so it works with the MLP theme.
That's cool thanks for telling me props to you tho i really like it and i hope you make a full cover. Stressed Out works really well, and i love the humor you have it's amazing and keep it up man it's very enjoyable. And thank you.
I've never heard that outro song before. source?
What song was in the intro
Can anyone tell me the name of the song used in the intro?
Edit; Stressed out, thanks, sorry
Is it bad that I've woken up several times in the night and every time I did the first thing I do is check my phone to see if this had been uploaded. It's now gone 8am and I'm fucking exhausted....but it was totally worth it.
Anon I was up at 3! This was uploaded at 8am ish uk time and I'd hardly been to sleep all night. I went to sleep after I watched it. I don't remember much else from that weekend to be fair. I think I forgot to eat.
How do you make death and cutting....weeners funny?...You call on DWK.
Filthy Rich....probably the perfect pastiche of Vince McMahon, down to the red bow tie Vince wore in his announcer days doing 'WWF Saturday Night's Main Event' beside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper, and Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan from May 11, 1985-November 14, 1992 on NBC and FOX. XB
Subscribed!
A rhinoplasty? Really? Really?
Fluttering ASMR
Considering Rhinoceros and Rhinoplasty are both derived from the same Greek root, (rhinos = nose) it makes perfect sense. Yeah, Rhinoceros is just Greek for "nose horn".
TheCheeseman1983 I know what it is, it was just a lame joke
If it makes you feel better, after I wrote that joke I punched myself in the balls a couple times just to restore order to the multiverse.
wow rude
DWK You know I love you
Well that definitely was totally legit!!
I'm wondering if anyone else noticed the Shining reference when they watched the actual episode.
Be coup *turns into a pigeon*
Whens the next pointless rant vid M8? Can you tell us what it gonna be about or is it a surprise?
Pity Applejack's parents, caught in an eternal limbo between authorial intent and the strictures of _Standards & Practices._ Like Schrödinger's theoretical cat, they are neither truly dead nor alive, because the show isn't allowed to mention death even as an abstract concept, but the younger Apples are _supposed_ to be orphans by design.
Thus the Apple parents mustn't even appear in flashbacks, since that would open the question why they were around _back then_ but aren't around anymore _now_ , and we simply *Can't. Have. That.* Not in a kids' show that wants to be aired on American TV.
Therefore you are completely free to imagine whatever you like - even though the obvious answer is that they're serving life sentences in Pony Prison for killing and eating Scootaloo's parents.
Omg bamax shut up
I legit thought he said bamax instead of big Mac XD
... dude... u havent uploaded this week... r u ok?
3:10 jajajjajaj
Eponymous? Nice. LoL
yes, because traditions are far more important then making a profit
3:11
WHEN I WATCHED THIS ON NETFLIX IT CHANGED CIDER TO JUICE
*...WHY?* SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEA SE
Because in some parts of the world, non-alcoholic cider isn't a thing.
Your recollection of the episode seems just little bit... I dunno. It was definitely different than mine tho.
Eh, more or less. The episode was surprisingly good considering most AJ episodes hand her the idiot ball (I'm looking at you, Applejack's "Day" Off) or have backwards morals (I'm looking at you, Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000). Can't say I enjoyed this video all that much compared to some of your others, but I still enjoy them immensely.
granny smith is the next to go
1:50 all I can think of is Trump lol
R u sure your not a BTer? R.I.P. liver.
Wait I have a question. Why do you go from taking about a character to talking as the character? You could make good funny stories by talking as a character by the way.
This isbetter than the show
Dude sup.
neat
SO LEGIT :-p
Hated the episode love this review.
posted 23 seconds ago and already 4 likes. wow
What did I just waste my time on O_O
AnimatronicPony What waste of time?
This episode was extremely embarrassing and hard to watch for me.
Hey c'mon man, be coup.
Ha ha ha ha! AJ's parents hung themselves! Ha ha ha ha!
[I am a horrible person. And I like it.]
-Coppergears