Proof that the pyramids were built by Reddddd Necks

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  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
  • Comedian Josh Pray has a theory about his southern Bright Friends

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  • @rogerhaynes2661
    @rogerhaynes2661 5 років тому +1342

    Well, historians determined that the Egyptian laborers were paid in beer. All adds up

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 років тому +258

    The Ancient Egyptians didn't even know where the pyramids came from. They just woke up one day and found them there, surrounded by empty beer bottles and chewed tabbaco.

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 4 роки тому +7

      And some engineer they paid a shit load of money to had moved to Alexandria

    • @325aliceI
      @325aliceI 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah...sounds legit..

    • @austinarmstrong8378
      @austinarmstrong8378 3 роки тому

      Damn dude, that's funnier'n'hell! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @deannagonzales2784
      @deannagonzales2784 3 роки тому

      😛🤣😛

    • @jonwatson9765
      @jonwatson9765 3 роки тому +1

      You got it! I worked as nail driver one time with house building crew in Georgia, Lawrenceville way, and every where you looked as the framing went up and the plywood sheets were nailed down there were daubs of chawing tobacco spit.

  • @nobodyimportant290
    @nobodyimportant290 5 років тому +1271

    We don’t tell you how we did it cause 99.999999% of the time we didn’t even know.

  • @lindacaldwell6251
    @lindacaldwell6251 4 роки тому +50

    My husband, who was born in KY....took down a 60 ft barn with a small John Deere tractor. By himself. No problem. He can build anything. Fix anything. Grow anything......you are right man, you are right. He built a 12 sided gazebo, that USED to be a corn crib. Go look up one of those. On the same spot. Just dropped the metal roof one panel at a time with bolt cutters. What an animal. Anyway, I asked him how did you know how to build this thing?? He said well, I had already built it a dozen times in my head, so it wasn't hard!

    • @noharmnoshit6745
      @noharmnoshit6745 Рік тому +2

      Nikola Tesla always claimed that he could think through the entire invention in his head and then go build it and it would work first try, every time. Great minds....

    • @BlaspheBeast
      @BlaspheBeast Рік тому

      Wow. Very impressive.

  • @brentduganiero1631
    @brentduganiero1631 5 років тому +1633

    PLEEEEZE do a video explaining the finer points of “Negro-ometry”!!!!

  • @maurinarobinson3627
    @maurinarobinson3627 4 роки тому +55

    Honestly love this guy. If everyone complimented each other like this it’d be a better world. I know it’s just comedy, but Josh, you made me cry. What’s going on in this world today~

  • @sgtsplice9643
    @sgtsplice9643 5 років тому +521

    All those small clay cups they find in the sand around the pyramids are old spit cups...

    • @smitcher2000
      @smitcher2000 5 років тому +5

      Sgt Splice I actually laughed out loud to this

    • @michaelray5595
      @michaelray5595 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BigInjun05
      @BigInjun05 4 роки тому +4

      Literal mud jugs.

    • @nicolasvallejo7323
      @nicolasvallejo7323 4 роки тому +3

      Pay dip spit baby 😂

    • @CM-ve1bz
      @CM-ve1bz 4 роки тому

      Sgt Splice
      Now that's funny right there

  • @odinkarrtheviking8274
    @odinkarrtheviking8274 5 років тому +320

    "So Cleatus...whats the job today?"
    "See them there big and heavy blocks over yonder? We gonna stack them up in a shape"
    "What kind of shape?"
    "A three dimensional triangle"

  • @paulervin1610
    @paulervin1610 5 років тому +716

    My father with his 7th grade education could look at a field Tell you how many acres it was and how much seed you'd need to plant it when he got married he could barely read a newspaper but he knew farming! College educations are over rated ! Look@ what's coming out of colleges today!

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 5 років тому +26

      AMEN BROTHER

    • @islandfantasy5931
      @islandfantasy5931 5 років тому +42

      Students are walking out of university looking for safe spaces. They are soft and weak minded individuals. They are brainwashed.

    • @codeofthewolf224
      @codeofthewolf224 5 років тому +25

      My father had a seventh grade education. He worked in construction. He could calculate in his head and show you on paper how many cubic feet of concrete you needed for a foundation. He could tell you how many square feet of reinforcing Mesh that you needed to put in it.

    • @micahap1559
      @micahap1559 5 років тому +21

      This is not a phenomenon. It issue is with the younger generation and schools. A 7th grade education from years past would far surpass you average college education today. K-12 is approximately the equivalent of K-3 or 4. Doing the same thing 3-4 times long. Just not teaching anything and ruining a will to learn or do anything.

    • @elgringofeo9348
      @elgringofeo9348 5 років тому +10

      U just need skills. U know how to replace pc parts get a job in that field, u know how to use a chainsaw? Dedicate yourself to cutting trees or carpentry

  • @RSPDiver
    @RSPDiver 5 років тому +690

    Josh, you gotta go out to Texas and collab with Demolition Ranch! That video would be epic!

    • @stingray4540
      @stingray4540 5 років тому +35

      RSPDiver oh pleaze oh pleeeeezzzzeeee make this happen!

    • @romdj22
      @romdj22 5 років тому +18

      Make it so.

    • @jhonsauceda6024
      @jhonsauceda6024 5 років тому +17

      Agreed.

    • @johnthaxton9235
      @johnthaxton9235 5 років тому +31

      Oh hell yeah! Josh has gotta join the Demolitia. It would be Epic. Can you imagine Josh holdin a 50 BMG and he'd have way too much fun with a can cannon. And the video he'll make about the 5 things he learns about firearms and the Demolitia would be great.

    • @roberthill3207
      @roberthill3207 5 років тому +7

      Yes yes yes... thumbs up stay awesome.

  • @stevebutler8387
    @stevebutler8387 3 роки тому +17

    Cant understand why Josh doesn't have a tv show, he is talented and enjoyable, well done

  • @christiancapps9896
    @christiancapps9896 5 років тому +196

    Negroahmetry, wish you would've been my math teacher

    • @heidimarchant5438
      @heidimarchant5438 5 років тому +4

      With 18 quarts of oil? My pickup only takes 6 q max. Our semi's don't even take that much.

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 5 років тому +13

      And for todays problem:
      If Tyrone does a shady on Shanequa, how many caps is Justin going to have to bust in his ass?

    • @Chevyboi1488
      @Chevyboi1488 5 років тому +1

      Spit cups and pyramid pong now days called beer pong lmao

  • @VSO_Gun_Channel
    @VSO_Gun_Channel 5 років тому +70

    He’s not wrong you know

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554 5 років тому +414

    My wife wonders why I don't ever come in the house except other than to eat, and sleep. She doesn't understand that we weren't allowed in the house between breakfast, and dinner when I was a kid. It probably doesn't help that I spent 20+ years sleeping on the ground, and toting a rifle once I left home; which is basically how I grew up. I don't know how to be indoors. Don't like it.

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 5 років тому +24

      I don't even wanna come in to eat or sleep. I just have a family so I come inside to maintain normality. Outdoors is home.

    • @ericwest1197
      @ericwest1197 5 років тому +24

      This is the way I was raised. It was a punishment to be in the house. I'm a 51 year old grandpa. Still can't stand to be in. Got to be outside doing something all the time.
      Thanks

    • @hellavadeal
      @hellavadeal 5 років тому +18

      In doors is where I put stuff I do not want weathered.

    • @DairangerSentai7
      @DairangerSentai7 5 років тому +7

      Dude I don't know if you're serious or not but you need to write a novel or memrior. You got the skills.

    • @ryancking87
      @ryancking87 5 років тому +11

      11 Bravo 1-502 2BCT 101st ....... Thank you for your service brother.

  • @emanuelnamseth1469
    @emanuelnamseth1469 4 роки тому +24

    "The smartest people dont care to tell everyone how smart they are."

    • @jonskid8929
      @jonskid8929 3 роки тому +2

      I can explain it, but I can't understand it for you

  • @beverlybalius9303
    @beverlybalius9303 5 років тому +115

    I’m a 63 yr old Mississippi woman, on my way home from work the other night it’s raining, I have a flat tire, I get out and Change it!!!! Course I drove a Taxi 18 years and was a merchant Mariner 18 yrs,,,, i am slowing down a little now, I feel it!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!

    • @Helmholtzwatson1984
      @Helmholtzwatson1984 5 років тому +2

      Keep moving girl you got it ma'am!

    • @anniekalife2238
      @anniekalife2238 5 років тому +4

      I’m a 40 yo Mississippi woman and can do 90% of my own car work, take care of things with the old hand tools and the newer electric ones! Farming crops, handling cattle, milking, taking care of life

    • @cgonzalez1445
      @cgonzalez1445 4 роки тому

      💖God bless you, Ms. Beverly!💖

    • @cgonzalez1445
      @cgonzalez1445 4 роки тому

      Annieka Life That is very admirable! As I get older I find that I have more of an appreciation for my grandmothers and the other old ladies in the family and community. They were the glue that held it together and we’re that glue now!

    • @lonelysith66
      @lonelysith66 4 роки тому

      Okay, I see you!
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @theone2698
    @theone2698 3 роки тому +18

    I love this guy, he is one of the few people that can truly make me laugh

  • @johnwesch5926
    @johnwesch5926 5 років тому +623

    When I was a kid I had one toy. It was called outside. In case you can't tell, I'm white.

    • @FrankD71864
      @FrankD71864 5 років тому +20

      I guess that also comes with age. That was my toy also. I am 55 and by my photo you can tell...

    • @dlv444
      @dlv444 5 років тому +29

      @Squeek Tate I used to get my ass beat when I didn't put my toy away by the time the streetlights came on.

    • @markcockerham646
      @markcockerham646 5 років тому +4

      Thumbs up number 69!!!

    • @samuelb6960
      @samuelb6960 5 років тому +18

      Why was digging holes so fun

    • @stompinmcallister1312
      @stompinmcallister1312 5 років тому +5

      I wish I would have thought of this one , that was mine too

  • @FormerlyDavid
    @FormerlyDavid 3 роки тому +15

    I've been watching your videos for a year or so. Your delivery is outstanding, and what you deliver is hilarious. Well done, sir.

  • @pmarie2003
    @pmarie2003 5 років тому +223

    Well, yeah. 60 y/o white female here. This morning I moved 400 pounds of feed, and two bales of hay. Fed the dogs, horses, cats, and goat. Sawed a few branches off, in the front yard. Planted some cactus, took out the trash, cleaned the inside of the truck, and cooked breakfast. This is why we are ahead. More planned for this afternoon.

  • @isaiahadams6598
    @isaiahadams6598 4 роки тому +19

    See y’all in 5 years when this gets recommended

    • @sandmtnirishred
      @sandmtnirishred 7 місяців тому

      For what? I Love this man and I'm Appalachian Alabama!

  • @fearthetruth974
    @fearthetruth974 5 років тому +216

    That’s why it takes people of ALL races...some do this,some do that.. and together we can get ANYTHING done..

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому +9

      ​@ Those first two are relatively easy. It's doing the last one without, ahem, *injuries* that's posing the problem.

    • @AmericanDefender
      @AmericanDefender 5 років тому +2

      Amen

    • @Bmoreflow
      @Bmoreflow 5 років тому +2

      Yall just needa season yall food everything be fine

    • @raymondweaver8526
      @raymondweaver8526 4 роки тому +3

      America

    • @cgonzalez1445
      @cgonzalez1445 4 роки тому

      Lor Bmoreflow 😂...I say this at least once a week...🤫sshhh...just observe...we’re not even supposed to be here...👀

  • @Born2Losenot2win
    @Born2Losenot2win 5 років тому +16

    “Negrometry”
    *At that moment, many guts on the internet, spilled all over the floor*

  • @rebeccariordan6391
    @rebeccariordan6391 5 років тому +96

    "Texas Calculator" lmao...-&"Yee-yee"

    • @TreeFreak
      @TreeFreak 5 років тому +9

      It's from Texas Instruments, Inc and they cost several hundred dollars. You could chart graphs and everything on those bitches. They have gone down in price for students between $130-150.

    • @stefanwalicord2512
      @stefanwalicord2512 4 роки тому +4

      The TI-36X Pro is a spectacular engineering calculator. No graphs, but it solves polynomials, matrices, definite integrals, and works in Hexadecimal and Binary too. I love it so much, and under $20 too. I had a fancy TI-83 Silver which graphed stuff, but it broke. In my humble opinion the advent of the smartphone makes it irrelevant, while the speed and versatility of the 36 can't be beat by a phone.

  • @TheTexasknight
    @TheTexasknight 5 років тому +14

    "Hold my beer, then go on an' get behind that fence. I'm fixin' to do sump'm. An' you better not spill my beer."

  • @unclesam9591
    @unclesam9591 5 років тому +71

    Yo you lucky not being charged with murder...
    I'll be laughing so hard dying all the time listen your stuff.. sure other people do as well..

    • @gusgrau3594
      @gusgrau3594 5 років тому +1

      Uncle Sam You got some lighting?
      It is real life respawn!

  • @armyretguy7365
    @armyretguy7365 4 роки тому +6

    Someone finally solved the mystery. You Sir, are a great historian!

  • @chuckbradley5389
    @chuckbradley5389 5 років тому +162

    We don't mind working outside in the sun because we're raised that way. From the moment we're big enough to go outside our mommas kick us out of the house and don't let us back in till supper is ready. We don't know anything but outside in the sun.

    • @thefitzoff3386
      @thefitzoff3386 5 років тому +17

      Chuck BRADLEY and you didn’t dare tell anyone you were bored! If I told my grandma I was bored she’d tell me to go out on the highway and play with the trucks! I was 5! The bottom line was they’d find something for you to do , and what they wanted you to do was not fun!

    • @chuckbradley5389
      @chuckbradley5389 5 років тому +24

      @@thefitzoff3386 I know to well about saying that I was bored. My dad had me dig a 3'×3'×3' hole, when I was finished I asked him what to do next and he pointed at a 6-8 inch stick and said bury it. So I spent around 3 hours digging a grave for a stick. His other option was a 5 gallon bucket of bent nails for me to straighten and sort by size.

    • @davidmonroe7783
      @davidmonroe7783 5 років тому +23

      And drank out of the hose

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому +2

      YEE YEE. Hell yeah!

    • @BamaShinesDistillery
      @BamaShinesDistillery 5 років тому +11

      If youre thirsty....theres a water hose.

  • @everythingbillionaire7950
    @everythingbillionaire7950 4 роки тому +5

    This guy is hilarious. I love how he bashes white people and black people at the same time, and I am white. We need more of this to heal racial divides. I swear, if you are white, watch this with a black person and vise versa. We will both laugh together as human brothers.

  • @srt4x4
    @srt4x4 5 років тому +176

    Take Obama's Nobel prize and give it to this man.

  • @deniseprettner2020
    @deniseprettner2020 4 роки тому +7

    This guy can make you forget all the BS going on in the world and put you in a good mode.

  • @robertomartinez8434
    @robertomartinez8434 5 років тому +168

    Josh you forgot to mention that they do it build it or move it for a twelve pack.

    • @Neznisgip
      @Neznisgip 5 років тому +12

      LOL, That is absolutely true.
      I've had my tractor fixed for a 12 pack of Budweiser, and my car repaired for a pint of Jim Beam.

    • @JNoMooreNumbers
      @JNoMooreNumbers 5 років тому +8

      Yeah or bbq and beer.and return the favor. My husbands RIP family and mine were from the south and picked up their ways. As a widow, I flipped a house almost by myself to get into the country. 150 percent profit. Had help with electrical, plumbing, sanding floors for food and beer and a new roof. It was a wreck also but did walls, baseboards, doors, ripping up carpet and screws and nails, fixing walls, blinds, counter and a ton of grunt work plus landscaping with a decorative pond and winging masonry but did it. Replacing things here and there. Never again. Lol

    • @stalstonestacy4316
      @stalstonestacy4316 5 років тому +5

      Hell yeah, that's how I got a new porch floor. Put some food on the grill and crack open a case of beer 🍺

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 5 років тому +3

      Don't forget the food 😁

    • @billenglish2804
      @billenglish2804 5 років тому +6

      For me and my friends, the going rate was a case now and a BBQ invite later.

  • @siralphathe1
    @siralphathe1 5 років тому +6

    i cant say i am ever let down by josh pray, he makes me laugh with his point of view and wit every time

  • @jonathancrocker70
    @jonathancrocker70 5 років тому +46

    Ever heard the phrase "cornbread fed mother......." The secret is right there.

    • @sandmtnirishred
      @sandmtnirishred 7 місяців тому

      I'M MOUNTAIN. IF YOU KNOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, IF NOT, IT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED.

  • @OkieDokie680
    @OkieDokie680 Рік тому +2

    Oh dear Lord, I just found this and had to subscribe. This is so funny and true. Im watching just to see who I know who’s exactly like you describe. Loving it!

  • @romdj22
    @romdj22 5 років тому +18

    Last week I used a piece of siding to fix a ladys waterpump on the side of the road so she could get the kids home. Just gotta be smarter than the box you try to think outside of big buddy.

  • @doubled3983
    @doubled3983 Рік тому +1

    Hello from Oklahoma! As a lifelong redneck, I enjoyed this video. I enjoyed the fishing video too. I had to subscribe. Thanks for all U do! God Bless!

  • @vf12497439
    @vf12497439 5 років тому +16

    My favorite saying is my old lady dont need help, our last kid came out sideways and she didnt make a sound except exhale like a powerlifter. Dont worry about her, she can lift 300 pounds.

  • @Sigbuddy
    @Sigbuddy Рік тому +1

    Oh man, he's right about the math teacher! Lol! Redneck just means hard working in the dirt! Love it

  • @am2rookie855
    @am2rookie855 5 років тому +39

    *YEE-YEE* I almost lost my mind laughing

  • @hybridracers
    @hybridracers 5 років тому +3

    I love some good old fashioned light hearted humor. Thanks for making me laugh today. Wish everyone could remember how this worked

  • @astroknott5877
    @astroknott5877 5 років тому +17

    Now that was funny right there! Don’t care what anyone says. 😂

  • @gustavo13k
    @gustavo13k 5 років тому +3

    Negro-nometry 😂😂😂😂 had me in stitches

  • @elderblackdragon
    @elderblackdragon 5 років тому +11

    Pretty sure my neighbors are wondering what I was laughing at.

  • @lkanan3869
    @lkanan3869 Рік тому +1

    just found your channel. AWESOME!!! Subscribed, liked, laughed (a lot). Thanks for starting my day off with a big smile.

  • @allenmckinney9533
    @allenmckinney9533 5 років тому +29

    I had a stepbrother once that his high school football team practiced by pushing round hay bails around and it was a country school.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 5 років тому +1

      Allen McKinney that O and D line musta been monster.

    • @teej783
      @teej783 4 роки тому

      I used to run with sprinkler pipes before my freshman year. I guess it got me in shape.

    • @jessicawalker8564
      @jessicawalker8564 4 роки тому

      Our boys did the same winning state champ title in class C 8 man football year after year in the 73016... Go Wildcats

  • @johnrichter1956
    @johnrichter1956 4 роки тому +3

    You need to do a show with "louder with crowder".
    You're hilarious

  • @phorewhoresman1897
    @phorewhoresman1897 5 років тому +13

    Liked before I watched, J Pray never lets me down.

  • @deannagonzales2784
    @deannagonzales2784 3 роки тому +1

    You always bright my day and make me laugh. Please never stop these videos. 🥰

  • @darthbop7128
    @darthbop7128 5 років тому +19

    This had me laughing so hard, my eyes leaked.

  • @wetspotswimwear1199
    @wetspotswimwear1199 Рік тому +10

    I've been an outlaw trucker for 40 years, criss-cross this great nation more times than I can count, met every kind of person imaginable...
    But you, you are the top dog when it comes to pointing out perception of people. I love your take on everything you bring

  • @HeyYoshi
    @HeyYoshi 5 років тому +1

    Every video so far that I’ve looked at has made me laugh so much the last 30 minutes. Then I clicked this one and yet again, laughing XD! You’re funny!

  • @thisisadam7674
    @thisisadam7674 5 років тому +6

    I watched this with my wife asleep beside me. I totally woke her up while trying not to while I laughed inside. This was just funny. Keepem coming.

  • @CoyoteSevenFL
    @CoyoteSevenFL 3 роки тому

    Retired Army Ranger here, none of us saw the color of our skins, only that this man beside me is my brother and I will always have his back, always fight for him and if need be... give my life to save his. God made only ONE race of people... HUMAN.
    Keep bringing the love, Josh!

  • @coltoncrain5375
    @coltoncrain5375 5 років тому +29

    To answer how all that is accomplished in one go, Farming. Also alot of beans and cornbread.

  • @tylerwalther6049
    @tylerwalther6049 5 років тому +3

    I lost it when he threw out the "yeeyee" 😂🤣😂

  • @jasonbolin151
    @jasonbolin151 5 років тому +8

    Coffee nearly shot out my nose listening to this.

    • @nickv185
      @nickv185 5 років тому +1

      Least it wasn't beer...

  • @knightlife98
    @knightlife98 4 роки тому

    LOL! Thanks for the laughs, my friend! Keep doing, what you're doing! Love and Respect! 👊💯

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 5 років тому +4

    first time viewer, long time impressed!
    There are a few surviving records on how the pyramids were built. One is that teams literally raced to the top hauling blocks! The reward? A high five and a barrel of beer for the winning team. (a few of the blocks have mystic inscriptions in ancient Egyptian which roughly translates to, "This is some bulllll shipppp!" and "The next time the boss says we race, he's gonna be crocodile poop!" )

  • @Billssoul
    @Billssoul 3 роки тому +1

    Damn straight bro. Lightning struck a tree and half the tree was blocking the road. Traffic couldn't get thru, but I didnt have time to drive around. In the middle of a storm I bare handedly removed enough out of the tree to continue my route. Us country boys see a problem and we take care of business.

  • @michaelmanzo4661
    @michaelmanzo4661 5 років тому +7

    My dude Josh pray I'll tell you one thing man you're a funny dude bless you man negro-ometry LOL that's awesome

  • @adamjohnston9315
    @adamjohnston9315 11 місяців тому

    This is some funny stuff man. It makes me happy to see someone clowning on a stereotype of my people without it being racist. You know what I’m talking about. I grew up Gen X. This is the kind of thing all my friends talked about and there were never any fights or problems because it was funny and there was always a small kernel of truth in there somewhere. It’s nice to know that the old ways have not been totally forgotten. You’ve earned my subscription. Keep up spreading the love.

  • @mostlycensored7668
    @mostlycensored7668 5 років тому +20

    Basically all of the blocks were just old world used tires... guess who collects used tires?

  • @jonesey251
    @jonesey251 5 років тому +17

    i would like to hear more about negro-ometry though, that's a whole video.

  • @blong2898
    @blong2898 3 роки тому

    Josh, you are awesome!!! Funny and as I am from Tennessee, you pretty much hit it right on the head!
    Keep up your funny videos!!!
    Much Love!!!

  • @leslieshafer6343
    @leslieshafer6343 5 років тому +18

    LOL, you mention 'ometries I'v never heard of.

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 4 роки тому

      We refer to that now as engineering. First classes held in France

  • @gregoryplott8783
    @gregoryplott8783 Рік тому

    From a Redneck, Love you man !!!!
    With all the racial divisions that’s is trying to pull us apart comedy is the one thing that can keep us together !!!!
    The real reason this is so funny is that you speak the truth, some people might not understand but a redneck will. Keep up the Great Work !!!!

  • @BamaShinesDistillery
    @BamaShinesDistillery 5 років тому +6

    When he was talking about moving the weight.......I was thinking of all the tractor equip you have to move around for various reasons......

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 4 роки тому

      Strange physics is normal engineer mind set. Tao of Physics suggested reading.

  • @leecherry6171
    @leecherry6171 4 роки тому

    Much love brother, I don’t know of many or any comedians who have such a righteous and joyful delivery as yourself. The joy brother, I thank God and my father in Heaven for you this morning. 😂✌🏻 Power, Love, and a Sound Mind.

  • @baggboy1
    @baggboy1 5 років тому +4

    I Love the way you see people! It’s so true 🤣😂

  • @Munkylaw
    @Munkylaw 5 років тому +4

    The workers were paid in beer. Nuff said.

  • @elchapo132
    @elchapo132 5 років тому +5

    😂😂😂I can't argue with this ..they are true mgyvers...

  • @matthiasweiss1144
    @matthiasweiss1144 5 років тому

    How can you make a roast that consists only of compliments?!? Great laugh, thanks!

  • @jamesfischer4813
    @jamesfischer4813 5 років тому +10

    Lol. Only 11 likes bro? I love your channel

  • @infiniteandroid
    @infiniteandroid 5 років тому

    Let us pray for more Josh!!!!

  • @jimbrewer7447
    @jimbrewer7447 5 років тому +4

    Spoken like a true reds! KAG

  • @BoxerRick
    @BoxerRick Рік тому

    We have that tendency to build and do alot of stuff we can't remember. 😂😂😂 I love your show.✌️❤️ from Ky

  • @heidimarchant5438
    @heidimarchant5438 5 років тому +13

    18 quarts?😨😂 Somebody's never changed oil b4😄

    • @steveclarkson2693
      @steveclarkson2693 5 років тому

      Bugatti Veyron takes 18 quarts.🤷‍♂️

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому +1

      My semi takes 100 quarts exactly. And 150 gallons of antifreeze before topping it off with the hose

    • @BamaShinesDistillery
      @BamaShinesDistillery 5 років тому

      My truck takes 16.....

    • @Spudderr
      @Spudderr 4 роки тому

      I’ve changed oil on three cylinder diesels that took 15 gallons anything is possible lol

    • @randomgeneratedname1264
      @randomgeneratedname1264 4 роки тому

      Well, either it takes 15 quarts or his head gasket is fucked.

  • @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
    @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 3 роки тому

    You just described my husband! ROFL!! He doesn't even tell ME how he does things.

  • @stingray4540
    @stingray4540 5 років тому +6

    Please do a collab with demolition ranch!

  • @steventaylor2551
    @steventaylor2551 Рік тому +2

    Egyptian rednecks said, "Hold my beer." 3 days later, all pyramids were built😂😂😂

  • @nilloc28
    @nilloc28 4 роки тому +3

    “Josh, all you gotta do is what I just did”

  • @heterodox3487
    @heterodox3487 5 років тому

    You have a gift good man, pleasure to see genuine humor 😄

  • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
    @yeeturmcbeetur8197 5 років тому +5

    The higher the _____, the closer to God. YEYE!

  • @tommyculver6771
    @tommyculver6771 4 роки тому +1

    Brother, I'm laughing too hard to be offended! ✌️❤️🙂

  • @sstlibertas6440
    @sstlibertas6440 4 роки тому +3

    Yuh hear that, Bubba? We wuz kangz!

    • @ashfield4313
      @ashfield4313 4 роки тому +1

      Aw shit, we wuz? Well why aint we kangz no more? Dangum gov'ment I bet.

    • @sstlibertas6440
      @sstlibertas6440 4 роки тому +1

      Nolan Gosh darn it, Burrock Hoossane! Bedder not tuch ma crown... the KANGZ gonna raz aggin!

  • @nctunes
    @nctunes Рік тому

    You a mad man. Awesome work. Wishing nothing but good for you.

  • @chrispokorney6801
    @chrispokorney6801 5 років тому +4

    Best white jokes ever is told by a black man and vice versa .

  • @justinxiong5351
    @justinxiong5351 4 роки тому +2

    3:47 that yee yee had me rollin😂😂😂

  • @superfish0012
    @superfish0012 5 років тому +14

    “Trigonometry, geometry, negronometry” But what about the mystical science of nigganomics?

  • @MsHashy420
    @MsHashy420 4 роки тому

    I'm out in a truck yard watching this lol you just describe everything going on as we speak 🤣

  • @atlvquisdiudohiyo7115
    @atlvquisdiudohiyo7115 5 років тому +4

    Dont tell every thing you know even to your self part of the code

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 років тому +2

      I can't tell everything if I myself don't know how I did it!

  • @MK-lk7nc
    @MK-lk7nc 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for this Josh, you're always funny as heck and I really enjoy your videos. Have a nice day.

  • @cflo1973
    @cflo1973 5 років тому +7

    "18 Quarts", someone skipped oil change day in auto shop.

    • @ghhjklnhuo
      @ghhjklnhuo 5 років тому

      7.3 Ford power stroke takes 15 quarts of oil..

    • @ghhjklnhuo
      @ghhjklnhuo 5 років тому

      Bugatti Veyron takes 18 quarts

  • @kellyjoevans223
    @kellyjoevans223 Рік тому

    This is no joke lol. You give my dad an idea of what you want built and he can give me a supply list with maybe 1 nail extra. Amazes me everytime.

  • @DynomitePunch
    @DynomitePunch 5 років тому +9

    i can attest to this, dad ties a fancy knot one time, he tried to show me, by doing ti and then going "ok now you do it son, come on, just do it, likei showed you, come on boy it's a knot it ain't that hard" lol took me two hours to figure that one out, also, your right josh, it can always be higher, *clicks the like button* your welcome josh

    • @michaelpope9009
      @michaelpope9009 4 роки тому

      DynomitePunch same with my dad and the “did you watch me?”

  • @User20758
    @User20758 Рік тому

    I love what and how this guy is preachn😂🎉
    Wished we had a whole bunch more just like this man.
    World would be a lot happier and
    Folks would be getting along better. You welcome to my crib anytime bro!🪂🥳😎

  • @rileyen4608
    @rileyen4608 3 роки тому +1

    That makes sense actually... 😃👍
    Also I once loaded a crew cab F150 onto a trailer with nothing but two ropes... didn't even use a vehicle... just 2 ropes and leveraging my weight... 1 foot at a time... also it was middle of the summer in Beaumont Texas out in the direct sunlight... took from 11am to 3pm... but I did it.

  • @John-rr8jv
    @John-rr8jv Рік тому

    I love this man🎉🎉 great job from rednecks in Arkansas ❤❤

  • @daveparrott9530
    @daveparrott9530 3 роки тому +1

    Dude as one of your Caucasian subscribers I must say this was so funny I promise you I laughed the whole way through it. Keep it up my good friend.