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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
  • It's comedian Tom Segura! We talk about Tom crashing a car; his Deman-built Cayman; which race car Tom should start with; Matt reveals his secret car; Tom's thoughts on EVs; his tour; Bill Cosby; and his new book!
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    Recorded on February 4, 2022
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 419

  • @BallsMahoney20
    @BallsMahoney20 2 роки тому +294

    Great to see Tim back from 2385 Wagner House touching my car through the fence.

  • @fancymank
    @fancymank 2 роки тому +196

    I love Tim, he's a cool guy!

    • @pope400
      @pope400 2 роки тому

      Was that on purpose? 😂

    • @ryanbishop4981
      @ryanbishop4981 2 роки тому +4

      He's actually part of the Cool Guy Club

    • @YouArentSlick
      @YouArentSlick 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryanbishop4981 cmon, try it out

    • @MisterSanders1
      @MisterSanders1 2 роки тому +3

      His name is Todd! Geez...

    • @tommyhairyeah7726
      @tommyhairyeah7726 2 роки тому

      Except when he try’s to touch my camera through the fence

  • @joelperez6600
    @joelperez6600 2 роки тому +41

    It’s so kind of Tom to have Matt on his podcast

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 2 роки тому +100

    It was fun getting to know Tom better, normally when I see him it's bert talking.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 роки тому +2

      whos paying you clowns to repeat this tired ass spam joke still

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 2 роки тому +1

      @@hypno5690 UA-cam in a nutshell

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 2 роки тому +25

    Tom's so chill and always careful with his words. Also, I hope he gets that race team off the ground

  • @Mark-tz9kf
    @Mark-tz9kf 2 роки тому +24

    Im such a huge Tom segura fan. He seems like the most legit sincere dude. Congrats on everything your doing Tom and Matt, you’re both killing it. 👍🏻

  • @carricknew7150
    @carricknew7150 2 роки тому +30

    Please take Tom and Bert on a 24hrs of Lemons run!! Or at least convince them to put a team/car together! That just sounds like comedy GOLD lol

    • @rileyreno3884
      @rileyreno3884 2 роки тому

      Tom would hate it, Bert would LOVE it. 😂😂😂

    • @pfresh
      @pfresh 2 роки тому

      God this would be amazing!! 😂

  • @rambo360g
    @rambo360g 2 роки тому +81

    2.5hrs of LE-Mullets would be perfect for them. Even nascar drivers enter the race. They switch drivers half way through the race

    • @robertsienko9986
      @robertsienko9986 2 роки тому +12

      and its in florida, i honestly cant think of a better idea than this.

    • @huntermyers1896
      @huntermyers1896 2 роки тому +13

      uh-HUNDRED percent

    • @tugstanboat779
      @tugstanboat779 2 роки тому +2

      This would be a dream! I felt crushed after watching this podcast... He's got NFT money, of COURSE he's looking at the Euros...

    • @chupa9802
      @chupa9802 2 роки тому

      Tell ‘em the good word Rambo!! Hell yeah brother

    • @chupa9802
      @chupa9802 2 роки тому

      @@tugstanboat779 you’ll have that on those big jobs

  • @thomasxl200
    @thomasxl200 2 роки тому +22

    Always love seeing Segura! At this point I keep up on some comedians more through car stuff than their material tbh

  • @Ze-Germanzuk
    @Ze-Germanzuk 2 роки тому +28

    I love watching Tom on here be serious and then watching him die of laughter after seeing someone nearly die on Your Mom's House 😂😂😂

  • @garrickbassett4661
    @garrickbassett4661 2 роки тому +16

    Hell yea! Bringing my two favorite podcasters together.

  • @jordany7018
    @jordany7018 2 роки тому +26

    Matt -no bashing intended here - please do some research on what it takes to get a FIA SuperLicense. I’m not saying there aren’t “pay drivers” in even the highest levels, but getting a Superlicense is NOT a simple journey. It’s NOT simply proving you can get a car around a track.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 2 роки тому +5

      Not to mention, that Lance stroll was a part of the Ferrari academy and won several feeder series, like F4 and F3.
      So it's not all about his dad's money.

    • @jordany7018
      @jordany7018 2 роки тому +1

      @@Orcawhale1 exactly. There are criteria to meet, and points to acquire. It is NOT just about how much $ your parents have

    • @jordany7018
      @jordany7018 2 роки тому

      @Mr Calcium if that were true F1 would have 20 billionaires driving. Most people associate buying a regional license with being a pro, which couldn’t be more wrong

    • @mousiee7
      @mousiee7 2 роки тому

      Thank you for saying this. I just shook my head as he was talking. There are gentlemen driver's in other forms of motorsport, but in F1 is a stretch.

    • @alexsmith32012
      @alexsmith32012 2 роки тому

      The money only gets you to a point if you are average enough to get the 40 points over 3 years which isn't easy if you are truly terrible or new because you need to finsh near the top to get the maximum points then you need billionaire backers to buy 1 of the 20 seats Zhou had to bring 30 million in sponsors to get his seat even he still had to finish top 3 this year in F2 to get the points needed. The driving round the track to get the points would take a very long time and would never happen if he means the FP laps you do that.

  • @johnn1250
    @johnn1250 2 роки тому +8

    2B 1C should do 24hr of Lemons. Burt can drink/party and Tom can drive.

  • @laneeric
    @laneeric 2 роки тому +8

    Always a great podcast with Tommy Bunz. RIP Top Dog

  • @ArthurSperotto
    @ArthurSperotto Місяць тому +1

    About the VIN checking, ANY police officer anywhere in the country can perform a VIN check (this is a free service), and that is accepted in any state. I imported a car from another country, called the local PD, and they sent an officer. He did the check, signed the form, I mailed the docs, and got my license and registration in the mail a couple weeks later. Just letting you know since I'm sure you'll need that service many more times.

  • @Ryan-9000
    @Ryan-9000 2 роки тому +7

    Tom is coming huge amounts this year! Great job.

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 2 роки тому +5

    Tim Cedar is my favorite, he always puts a smile on my face

  • @RogerM88
    @RogerM88 2 роки тому +6

    An advice for racing in a budget...rent your car and support Team. Way cheaper, and you race when you want without having too much equipment to maintain.

  • @MangoMotorsportsLLC
    @MangoMotorsportsLLC 2 роки тому +4

    Tom and Bert need to compete in the freedom 500 at the freedom factory

  • @jonbailey7373
    @jonbailey7373 2 роки тому +2

    love the podcast! note to editor, move the ads to mid way mark or even 10mins into the podcast - itll up the retention time for audio listeners

  • @randomocityvideos
    @randomocityvideos 2 роки тому +31

    After hearing Matt trash NFTs, I wonder if he knew that Tom just launched an NFT line lol

    • @EulogizingSleep
      @EulogizingSleep 2 роки тому +28

      Tom probably thinks they’re dumb too but he just wants to make money

    • @Colt-Forty5
      @Colt-Forty5 2 роки тому

      Tom is just in a money printing phase right now. Doubt he truly believes in the value of NFTs.

  • @TheHooniverse
    @TheHooniverse 2 роки тому +2

    I started doing the notes app thing after Hanna showed me that she does that! It's super helpful

  • @brentmwil
    @brentmwil 2 роки тому +2

    Im always here for Tim, you two have great chemistries

  • @CaptanKlutch
    @CaptanKlutch 2 роки тому +5

    Just finished this week's 2 bears podcast great timing

  • @LDwiggs
    @LDwiggs 2 роки тому +55

    I’m always amazed that when people talk about their unlimited budget dream car, no one mentions Koenigsegg. They are, to me, the pinnacle of automotive engineering and innovation.

    • @DGKChoice
      @DGKChoice 2 роки тому

      Growing up and as the years went on for me it was McLaren F1, then Pagani Zonda, then Koenigsegg CCX

    • @zconiglietti
      @zconiglietti 2 роки тому +5

      It's not about perfection, it's about imperfection, feel and passion.

    • @IMCABLETV
      @IMCABLETV 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite car on earth, I’d have two

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee 2 роки тому +4

      I think it’s because koenigsegg is kinda “new” so they don’t have a childhood attachment to it. People in their 20s right now would say koenigsegg when they’re on a podcast in their 50s.

    • @DGKChoice
      @DGKChoice 2 роки тому

      @@ConLLee welp I am 25 lol. I grew up with a poster of an f1 on the wall. Never got to sucked into the lambo universe especially as a kid which was weird

  • @joshuawoodhouse2217
    @joshuawoodhouse2217 2 роки тому +3

    Love Tim in a more serious mood

  • @michaeln.7083
    @michaeln.7083 2 роки тому +1

    3 bears and a trailer 🤣 🤣.. love this

  • @JackedUpOnMTDew
    @JackedUpOnMTDew 2 роки тому +1

    Timothy, please do more car pods and videos. Us poor dirty gearheads love to hear about what it’s like to be a rich a lister. Your bff Brad is so lucky

  • @jeffyripz7826
    @jeffyripz7826 2 роки тому +1

    tom should get " just lemme eat cha " around his ankle ... he's deff an ankle tat kind guy

  • @billpeltier3360
    @billpeltier3360 2 роки тому

    Bart is SO 😎... I'm honored to have him in my algorithm. This makes me wanna hit up Netflix and rewatch episodes from the cabin

  • @rewindsretro1328
    @rewindsretro1328 2 роки тому

    I just watched this for the first time because of Tom but I think I have a new podcast to watch, this is great!

  • @verdict1163
    @verdict1163 2 роки тому +12

    Love how Tom is turning into a true car guy. I remember his first appearance he was so green...

  • @wretchedslippage3255
    @wretchedslippage3255 2 роки тому +1

    Touch my Cayman through the fence!

  • @charlieward7606
    @charlieward7606 2 роки тому +1

    wow i never knew you two were friends or that tom liked cars, this was a amazing podcast i never thought would exist

  • @LostSoulsmusic22
    @LostSoulsmusic22 2 роки тому +4

    Tim and Christine have always drove a 4 stroke. Try it out. It's great my brother didn't believe me.

    • @treeshade2560
      @treeshade2560 2 роки тому +1

      Thats a deep cut I like it ❤️

  • @tjadenstevens6913
    @tjadenstevens6913 2 роки тому +2

    Matt should be a host on two bears when Bart is out of town on 2 bears

  • @gusmedero2499
    @gusmedero2499 2 роки тому

    Bloody great episode. Should've gone for longer!

  • @jesseshaffer6105
    @jesseshaffer6105 2 роки тому

    To the guy that has ridden the train w/ me in to Manhattan three or more days a week for over five years - CONGRATS ON THE NEW RIDE!!! So happy to hear you finally got a modern Porsche for yourself.

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ 2 роки тому

    The ad reads before this video were RIDICULOUS

  • @JA-ur8cx
    @JA-ur8cx 2 роки тому

    I was at Tom's Vegas show last July. Vegas was not ready. Line around the hotel/casino. There was no real chance to drink without missing the show. But, bottom line, we were ecstatic to finally be at a live show. It was great.

  • @CullyColantino
    @CullyColantino 2 роки тому +1

    JACKED UP E46 M3 FOR TIM'S BIRTHDAY

  • @LamboDEB1
    @LamboDEB1 2 роки тому

    Omg 2 of my favorites combined

  • @joshuahenry7482
    @joshuahenry7482 2 роки тому

    Tommy Bunz is such a cool dude, that's the Water Champ right there.

  • @bobbyrobinette5772
    @bobbyrobinette5772 2 роки тому +12

    So when are you going to go do Your Mom's house, Matt?(& possibly Zach too!) Would love to see you guys on the show w the main mommies!

    • @TheSmokingTirePodcast
      @TheSmokingTirePodcast  2 роки тому +13

      I'm ready to bleach my brain after watching their videos. ZK

    • @bobbyrobinette5772
      @bobbyrobinette5772 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheSmokingTirePodcast All the better reason to have you guys on the show! Would love to see you guys reaction in real time 😂😂

    • @vic18ify
      @vic18ify 2 роки тому

      Just try it out man!

  • @adamguerra755
    @adamguerra755 2 роки тому

    The sponsorSHIP is CRAZY

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification 2 роки тому +5

    Christ, 9 minutes of ads in the beginning? I guess when all your clients flee California you gotta do what you gotta do.

    • @kjparlay
      @kjparlay 2 роки тому +4

      The socialist has to make a living. How else is he going to afford new supercars?

  • @infidel900rr
    @infidel900rr 2 роки тому +7

    Seriously, F the California DMV!! They need to privatize and outsource, these government employees are waaaay to comfortable with the fact that they will never get fired.

    • @llaughridge
      @llaughridge 2 роки тому

      Privatization is the stupidest idea ever.

    • @BKetch
      @BKetch 2 роки тому +3

      You cant say that here. Government is better at everything. Did you hear him talk about likeing someone because they are a socialist?

    • @jonnybgoode7742
      @jonnybgoode7742 2 роки тому +3

      @@BKetch been looking for someone to say this... that shit had me scratching my head. Especially after 9 minutes of adds.

  • @donatotummillo
    @donatotummillo 2 роки тому +1

    LOL at Nighthawk Border Crossing, I pass the turn off for that every time I'm on Highway 3 (the Crowsnest for my fellow British Columbian's lol), I've always wondered what type of border crossing that would be, now I know lol

  • @arminabdi
    @arminabdi 2 роки тому +2

    I had guessed in a previous comment on here that Matt’s next car would be gt4/spyder.

  • @justinpharand8454
    @justinpharand8454 2 роки тому

    I love car talk! Four strokes!

  • @2gj906
    @2gj906 2 роки тому +3

    Pretty convinced that Tom is the comedian version of Matt

  • @adamshlomi2902
    @adamshlomi2902 2 роки тому +2

    Dont we all love Tim.

  • @daltonkirby
    @daltonkirby 2 роки тому +1

    Fuck yeah. A good day for a car enthusiast and mommy!

  • @garretthillard1661
    @garretthillard1661 2 роки тому +1

    Click on the pod 9 min 30 sec of ads before anything I'm all set wit this pod!! No one wants 10 min of ads before any content trash pod not even going to listen! Love Tom tho it's a shame

  • @joeracer302
    @joeracer302 2 роки тому

    Keeping notes on people you meet is a classic business/marketing tip. Salespeople do that intentionally to make the relationship feel more familiar.

  • @thomascruse6777
    @thomascruse6777 2 роки тому +1

    Get Tom into a Factory Five Daytona coupe with a whippled 5.0 or na 5.2

  • @u_cant_catch_up3855
    @u_cant_catch_up3855 2 роки тому

    Y’all need a podcast about cars and comedy

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming 2 роки тому

    Brent’s wife bout to be pissed af lol

  • @hemichanga8939
    @hemichanga8939 2 роки тому

    "Hey, this is a scud missle."

  • @u_cant_catch_up3855
    @u_cant_catch_up3855 2 роки тому

    Man !!! I’m pumped for this

  • @MultiBluedog123
    @MultiBluedog123 2 роки тому

    Was supposed to go see Tom in my hometown next week. But show got pushed back to October Bruh 😭

  • @TheJagjr4450
    @TheJagjr4450 2 роки тому

    288 GTO, Kimberly's Pontoon Fendered TR, and a Black 575 Maranello

  • @beachmaster5000
    @beachmaster5000 2 роки тому +2

    4 strokes are my favorite motors

  • @aandrewdavidlewis
    @aandrewdavidlewis 2 роки тому +2

    Tom should look at the polestar 1!

  • @Nick22257
    @Nick22257 2 роки тому

    YOOOOO THE EASTER EGG!!! Congratulations!

  • @tannerharcus8833
    @tannerharcus8833 2 роки тому

    haha peep Rob at 4:32

  • @shingoose6197
    @shingoose6197 2 роки тому +2

    Congratulations on the Spyder!

  • @billvrtis1009
    @billvrtis1009 2 роки тому +5

    Dude made a reference to being a socialist and then later mentioned how he has a fully custom gt4 coming.... ummm thats not how that works.

  • @painterjac1637
    @painterjac1637 2 роки тому

    Awe man you got the king of the cool guys club! Jeez I’m surprised he didn’t touch you camera through the fence!?!!

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 2 роки тому +1

    There's a Merc concept out there, full EV, has lighted spherical tires, check out the steering and acceleration controls

  • @semirjemill
    @semirjemill 2 роки тому

    When 2 worlds collide! Rogan gatta join

  • @freckledlemonade5901
    @freckledlemonade5901 2 роки тому +2

    Here I sit as a 30 year old female, who drives a Dodge Nitro… I have basic knowledge of vehicles but by no means am I interested in vehicles or luxury/race cars…. But if my guy Tom is a guest, I am watching regardless of the podcast content lol 👖

  • @BearPawwz
    @BearPawwz 2 роки тому

    We need 2 bears race team merch lol they could do like formula 1 polos and then Bert could wear a race suit with no shirt on. He wouldn't put the top part on, he would just tie it around his waste.

  • @lindsaychristian4151
    @lindsaychristian4151 2 роки тому

    UA-cam algorithm nailed this suggestion

  • @jessekaronhiiodaye561
    @jessekaronhiiodaye561 2 роки тому

    Touch my car through the fence, Tim.

  • @pattaccone
    @pattaccone 2 роки тому

    The first 48 😂😂😂

  • @kentbeitel9966
    @kentbeitel9966 2 роки тому

    Keep feathering it brother! 🤘 touch my camera though the fence! 😭

  • @samsonite360
    @samsonite360 2 роки тому

    It's wild that Zack refers the Toyota 86 as "around 300hp" when it barely makes 200hp.

  • @jacobcook8400
    @jacobcook8400 2 роки тому +1

    First quarter of the show is advertisement 😂

  • @richardwaller4223
    @richardwaller4223 2 роки тому

    Tom. Cars. Fuuuuuuuck yeah. 😎

  • @bendershome4discountorphan859
    @bendershome4discountorphan859 2 роки тому

    A trip to the freedom factory wiuld be good perspective

  • @NatenNWO
    @NatenNWO 2 роки тому

    Shoutout Winnipeg CBSA!

  • @freehuman480
    @freehuman480 2 роки тому +1

    Where are the bodies garth?

  • @eureca2681
    @eureca2681 2 роки тому

    I like these two

  • @CaliChiefin
    @CaliChiefin 2 роки тому +3

    Bro 9 min of ads?

  • @guaroniC
    @guaroniC 2 роки тому +1

    Dude I respect the necessity for commercials and sponsor spots but almost 9 frickin minutes man.
    9 MINUTES.

  • @cozza819
    @cozza819 2 роки тому +4

    How jaded is Tom with cars lol buy me a £100,000 race car for my first try

  • @howardlloyd9183
    @howardlloyd9183 2 роки тому

    The Kia K900 is a vastly underrated V10 sedan.

  • @Nick22257
    @Nick22257 2 роки тому +4

    Touch my camera through the fence

  • @tjadenstevens6913
    @tjadenstevens6913 2 роки тому

    Should film Bert’s reactions to some cars

  • @hotkarl92
    @hotkarl92 2 роки тому +3

    Farrah: “You want a nice canyon car, or maybe a good Champ car to build, what about one you can do the Baja in? Oh definitely the e46 M3” 😭

  • @DashnCars
    @DashnCars 2 роки тому

    Imagine Tom and Bert in a rally car. Co-driver Machine. I can make it happen, just let me know 👍

  • @RobbieFitzgerald
    @RobbieFitzgerald 2 роки тому

    I would go to the border to watch Tom.

  • @dougstevens2292
    @dougstevens2292 2 роки тому

    I wanna race for tom 😂

  • @chevyracing1080
    @chevyracing1080 2 роки тому

    Good to see Tommy Bunz on.

  • @TurdFerguson456
    @TurdFerguson456 2 роки тому

    Hey Tim Segagenesis! ABSSOOOOLUTELY priceless reaction when Ol' Matty 2 shoes said he can't watch Louis anymore! Haha! Without words your body literally said F OFF! If there was a button next to you that made a giant hand slap Matt in the face, I know you would have hammer fisted it!
    Imagine your darkest secret became public, you royally paid for it for years, lost everything you live for except your family, and then someone like Louis said what you said about him, publicly.

  • @metalhead23
    @metalhead23 2 роки тому

    Can you please have TommyFyeah and Tom Segura on together? Then Tom can see what he would look like with tattoos 🤣

  • @thatmg
    @thatmg 2 роки тому +1

    3 bears 1 cage

  • @jakeriff95
    @jakeriff95 2 роки тому

    Keep featherin' it brothers

  • @Emm2004
    @Emm2004 2 роки тому

    Great listen.