Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP91 - Sayonarasville

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  • @MichaelRyanLyrics
    @MichaelRyanLyrics 6 років тому +199

    To be able to sit for an hour a week just talking while constantly being funny and captivating takes such talent.
    Love your shit dude, keep it up

  • @elaris153
    @elaris153 6 років тому +96

    Hey Chris, just wanna say I listen to you while I'm at dialysis....thanks for helping me kill time and always making me laugh :)

    • @ejshafer
      @ejshafer 3 роки тому +1

      Hope you are happy and healthy my baby!!!

  • @qweefnoise
    @qweefnoise 6 років тому +328

    People dont know this but Chris secretly steals a little bit of my hair every night.

    • @AA-jy2hj
      @AA-jy2hj 6 років тому +11

      Bryan Callen dude i thought you were dead

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 6 років тому +16

      I hope this is actually Bryan Callen, but you just aren't famous or cool enough to be verified.

    • @woolymaple4335
      @woolymaple4335 6 років тому +2

      They have free wifi at the laundromat you're performing at tonight? Cool!

    • @TrevorEst1994
      @TrevorEst1994 6 років тому

      Lol true and ur shit sucks but so does this

    • @bricemason3896
      @bricemason3896 6 років тому +2

      You mean you secretly give him a little bit of you hair every night?

  • @EAZZY24
    @EAZZY24 6 років тому +90

    I can no longer listen to the podcast at the gym.. I start fucking laughing so hardt with my headphones In i look crazy

    • @SabrinaRene4565
      @SabrinaRene4565 6 років тому +10

      I've been doing the exact same thing lately and I caught so many looks

    • @michaelegan5581
      @michaelegan5581 6 років тому +4

      I workout at home but my problem is, ill laugh hard enough to the point of having to put the weight down cus i cant rep it

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 6 років тому +2

      Dj juggernaut, you lift on the bus? No? Oh you just wanted to fit in cuz ya don’t lift bro? Yu lone? Ya lonely?

    • @EAZZY24
      @EAZZY24 6 років тому +2

      Sabrina Ren'e lol I bust out laughing every time in the middle of my set .. I can’t anymore lol

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 6 років тому +2

      bigbluntsmokin101 happens to me at work, especially listening through the ten min pod. I probably look like a moron in my cube

  • @Sunsetbrunett
    @Sunsetbrunett 6 років тому +22

    Obsessed with that laugh u do of your manager

  • @1617vll
    @1617vll 6 років тому +99

    juan hire with the editing

    • @merrittorius
      @merrittorius 6 років тому +4

      vbnyc s’slick Juan hire

    • @bryanbryan6108
      @bryanbryan6108 3 роки тому

      @@merrittorius s’layin it on too thick

  • @hdwblade
    @hdwblade 6 років тому +48

    "if everyone in the world were to fight to the death Alonzo Bowden would come in 17th" 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 6 років тому +3

      Is using Emojis like this guy did, more cuda or s'bitch?

    • @hdwblade
      @hdwblade 6 років тому +4

      @@Greeezy whoa whoa cuda bruh

    • @mattmccallum9000
      @mattmccallum9000 6 років тому

      janglez s’bitch

    • @kjhddd6499
      @kjhddd6499 5 років тому

      @@Greeezy prob's bitch because you made it a bigger deal than it was

  • @TAROLEANDO
    @TAROLEANDO 6 років тому +37

    12:56 you can hear Juan Fyre giggling. Probably not new, but new for me.

    • @flantastic287
      @flantastic287 6 років тому +4

      If chris is doing a bit and you see him look off to the left and smile, Juan's laughing.

    • @TAROLEANDO
      @TAROLEANDO 6 років тому +1

      Kyle Flanarnagan yeah I've been noticing it more now that I watch the podcasts. I would mainly listen to them before. But I double dip now, cause either way they are hilarious as hell!

  • @alyssaamercedess
    @alyssaamercedess 6 років тому +30

    extra paper scoop THAT up

  • @giacomospatola
    @giacomospatola 6 років тому +15

    I shat myself when he read my tweet. Incredible.

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 6 років тому +23

    I can't stop saying "Lalala problem" in a high pitched voice whenever anyone says anything to me and everyone thinks I'm insane.

  • @TeacupChinese
    @TeacupChinese 6 років тому +5

    Anyone else like the way he says 'dude'?

  • @bmbm1
    @bmbm1 6 років тому +2

    Every time he hits the cash register sample my heart skips a beat

  • @Cococonutt
    @Cococonutt 6 років тому +1

    I was wheezing during the Tuscan part. Holy fuck! I’ll never see Tuscan the same way again.

  • @julianaespezido-lewis4604
    @julianaespezido-lewis4604 6 років тому +24

    SCOOP THAT UP💰💵

    • @vahenazaryan8457
      @vahenazaryan8457 6 років тому

      Juliana Espezido-Rodriguez help I’m the innocent guy please help me

    • @gattiyon
      @gattiyon 5 років тому

      Extra stop? don't scoop that up.

  • @mikilikacheetah
    @mikilikacheetah 6 років тому +27

    True baby listening in Tokyo ✌🏼

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 6 років тому +5

      They have humor in Japan?

    • @optimusbee214
      @optimusbee214 6 років тому +6

      No but they have 2 u's in humour

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 6 років тому

      @@optimusbee214 they also have fists up their asses where your from

    • @optimusbee214
      @optimusbee214 6 років тому +5

      But they don't have subtlety where you're from.

    • @int3533
      @int3533 6 років тому +1

      Devil's Advocate yes and jazz

  • @Hairofthedog666
    @Hairofthedog666 6 років тому +1

    "The pillows with the zipper on em"😂😂😂 flashback

  • @HunterLikesSoda
    @HunterLikesSoda 6 років тому +8

    Haven't listened in full yet because the episode is 54 minutes long and came out 44 minutes ago s'doesn't add up, but I feel confident in telling you I love it already since I've loved the past 90.
    Y'animal, Chris!
    Keep it up

  • @dominictrento8770
    @dominictrento8770 6 років тому +2

    I can’t wait for the random occasion where Chris and Shannon become friends and we can look back to this podcast as the beginning. Actually tho two dudes who constantly bring joy and laughter to my life, so them coming together is some Super Saiyan level friendship

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 років тому +1

    At 10:05, that impression, I lost my shit hahahahaha xD

  • @beercules3904
    @beercules3904 6 років тому +1

    Canada loves you D'Elia!

  • @itsTodd
    @itsTodd 6 років тому +1

    Dude the way he laughs when he uses the cash sound effect kills me

  • @reelfishingnw2372
    @reelfishingnw2372 6 років тому +1

    I'm devastated that I missed the show here in Portland.

  • @garsto9718
    @garsto9718 6 років тому

    I feel like each episode is 1/2 to 2/2 parts of a special. Thank you, Chris D'Elia - s'good.

  • @nightfiree1454
    @nightfiree1454 6 років тому

    Dude the little bits of editing on the video podcast make it so damn funny. Keep it up plz

  • @TheReal_Dom
    @TheReal_Dom 6 років тому +3

    Hey dad thanks for coming back

  • @aaronw7971
    @aaronw7971 6 років тому +1

    One of the best comedians in the game 👌🏻

  • @chrismurphy5384
    @chrismurphy5384 6 років тому +2

    Closing in on Ep. 100. Congratulations.

  • @imedguida2219
    @imedguida2219 6 років тому +6

    I'm from Tunisia and i'm talaqing while watching

  • @drearmouse9510
    @drearmouse9510 6 років тому

    I swear, some of these are like straight up brand new fresh specials.
    Fuckin hilarious.

  • @FeyCopse
    @FeyCopse 6 років тому

    The gentle guitar riffing in the song at the end... would ya Change It? S'emotional

  • @Jor_toons
    @Jor_toons 6 років тому

    waited for video. love it when they come out at same time as podcast tho

  • @mikedome9475
    @mikedome9475 6 років тому

    Hilarious chill episode, Chris!

  • @jordanrosario8225
    @jordanrosario8225 6 років тому +1

    LMAO AT THE URINAL THING!! I have been pissing at an angle and downward in urinals since I was a kid so it doesn't splash back 😂😂

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 6 років тому

      Uh duhhhh lololol silly folk aint doin that r cudas

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 років тому +1

    44:30 with the dog lipstick comment hahahahahahahaha xD

  • @michaelpurpuro1045
    @michaelpurpuro1045 6 років тому

    I think the passport into Tuscan chicken story might be some of my favorite shit ever

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 років тому

    "Guess what? we ate it bitch." LMFAO xD

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 років тому

    OMFG the shit in the urinal hahahahahaha lmfao xD

  • @dzfromdetroit2840
    @dzfromdetroit2840 5 років тому

    I just realized that clip is from Paid n Full when he gets the call that his girl going into labor n kermit the frog looking ass sets him up hahah awesome

  • @listentothedead
    @listentothedead 6 років тому

    I was driving home and heard someone on the radio say my "My babies". I knew what I had to do when I got home.

  • @Greeezy
    @Greeezy 6 років тому

    You know, after 91 of these, Chris shows just how raw and real he actually is. I mean, the guy doesn't even have a nick name. Fuckin incredible.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 6 років тому

    does anyone else like his podcast more than his stand up?

  • @anarkitti
    @anarkitti 6 років тому +2

    4:34 "I'll do it" ok Michael Caine.

    • @Jor_toons
      @Jor_toons 6 років тому

      read this comment as he said it wtf

  • @drearmouse9510
    @drearmouse9510 6 років тому

    "Babies standin up always look like they're bustin a nut cause they can't stand still."
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. holy fuck. Couldn't breath on that one.

  • @switchcut5353
    @switchcut5353 5 років тому

    hahaha I love the story of you fucking with your manager and his laugh

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 6 років тому +2

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 6 років тому +2

      You should be an elder for your comment string.

    • @eden2esthar
      @eden2esthar 6 років тому +3

      @@Greeezy I posted the same comment on every single episode and I'm crossing my fingers hoping that him or Juan fyre will notice

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 6 років тому +1

      Htown !!!!!! All hail the one n only true daddy!

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 6 років тому +1

      @@eden2esthar your dedication is impressive. I always see your comment and laugh, cheers man!

    • @eden2esthar
      @eden2esthar 6 років тому +1

      @@Greeezy thank you fellow true baby

  • @lf2nd705
    @lf2nd705 6 років тому

    Dude i had no idea you had a podcast til today

  • @RUUBENx121899
    @RUUBENx121899 6 років тому

    imagine as an adult you get a shit ton of pillows to drop over your bro now, nostalgic & effective for a bigger little brother lol

  • @silasberkson795
    @silasberkson795 6 років тому

    Would be DOPE if you came to Iowa sometime.

  • @stevefluty2539
    @stevefluty2539 5 років тому

    42:00 did somebody draw you?😂

  • @DadAKABrian
    @DadAKABrian 6 років тому +1

    8:35 flexin those triceps

  • @geronimoventi6914
    @geronimoventi6914 6 років тому

    You should get a foot pedal for the dollar sign screen swipe.

  • @dpromo5446
    @dpromo5446 6 років тому +1

    This shit is podcast gold

  • @yukmoutb5885
    @yukmoutb5885 6 років тому

    i know you probably dont read this but throwing pillows like a boomerang across the room is almost a family tradition over here.

  • @brucestuff
    @brucestuff 6 років тому

    I think a Darth Vader statue behind you would be annoyingly cool

  • @jordana8306
    @jordana8306 4 роки тому

    the bit about skip being racist over the "huh" was so funny. s'true

  • @gabbydelmonte1404
    @gabbydelmonte1404 6 років тому

    Best one yet. Shit had me rolling at work.

  • @Asianpower648
    @Asianpower648 6 років тому

    26:14 the sigh she makes 7 seconds after saying "she's just tired."

  • @slimpolobigfacts1955
    @slimpolobigfacts1955 6 років тому

    Went to Mexico for a bachelor party with ten guys and I was the only person with out my passport and we where sneaking a illegal friends back I and back out lol man it was such a great time lol!! Man what a great story !

  • @DaSimsNetwork
    @DaSimsNetwork 6 років тому

    Canada loves you too baby!

  • @haykkrikorian1421
    @haykkrikorian1421 6 років тому

    Please invite your tour manager, I would love to hear him laugh XD

  • @leo-3r
    @leo-3r 6 років тому

    WOW WOWWOW WOWWW finally congratulations is up!!!

  • @StackRunItUp
    @StackRunItUp 5 років тому

    32:05 I swear to go d said “her name is definitely rebekah” in my head

  • @lf2nd705
    @lf2nd705 6 років тому +1

    I feel congratulated

  • @MannyRocks85
    @MannyRocks85 6 років тому

    Your friend is so lucky, they let him go through.

  • @Imbouttabust1312
    @Imbouttabust1312 6 років тому

    Why isn't it uploaded on Google Play Music?!

  • @keylay9453
    @keylay9453 6 років тому +2

    45:52, joke's on you tough guy, I sit when I pee

  • @amanjohal1338
    @amanjohal1338 6 років тому +5

    Still hitting my brother with pillows and I'm almost 30.

  • @Thisisrob
    @Thisisrob 5 років тому +1

    13:36 I'm fuckkkkkkkin Smiiiiiiiiiiilin

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 5 років тому

    "air, you fuck up" 14:34

  • @paigeduffin4420
    @paigeduffin4420 6 років тому

    Was that a subtle diss at Jim Gaffigan at 21:29??? The voice he used was a SPOT-ON impression and I'd love to know if that was done consciously

  • @Urmomsstockings
    @Urmomsstockings 5 років тому

    Can you please have an ep where you just watch home videos of you and your brother

  • @robbysingh8111
    @robbysingh8111 6 років тому

    What is that song at the end that plays during the outro?

  • @dewymessiah_8355
    @dewymessiah_8355 4 роки тому

    9:00 Remember this for ep 156 reference

  • @theskiesthelimit2
    @theskiesthelimit2 6 років тому +1

    Just FYI, its not "EFTS" its "ETF's" as in multiple ETF's. If you're gonna be scooping up that paper, you gotta get educated.

  • @metamycology
    @metamycology 6 років тому

    lol i live in vancouver washington, they call it "The couve"

  • @sageisrage
    @sageisrage 6 років тому +3

    I don’t understand dislikes on this app. Just stop watching it lol

  • @barrientes361
    @barrientes361 6 років тому

    A bout fucken time!!skeet skeet

  • @smoothred9453
    @smoothred9453 6 років тому

    True baby here from the Moon

  • @whitehammer3483
    @whitehammer3483 6 років тому

    What's the song at the end babies?

  • @jertymorales5441
    @jertymorales5441 6 років тому +1

    Is the Tuscan sun a good movie? Just asking for a friend

  • @wagz23
    @wagz23 6 років тому

    Chris reads like floyd maymeather reads

  • @branexotic8822
    @branexotic8822 3 роки тому

    Well, We are all still waiting.... some of us more patient than others... just come back dude...

  • @Westcoaststyling
    @Westcoaststyling 6 років тому

    I'm not even from AZ and knew right away he was saying it wrong

  • @icescroatman
    @icescroatman 6 років тому

    Chris Cude in the Stude

  • @Smokeyxz
    @Smokeyxz 6 років тому

    Because I fucking, you know what I mean? Hahaha “you’re not saying anything!”

  • @3milmusicofficial
    @3milmusicofficial 6 років тому

    CHRIIIISSSSS CMON man! Just kidding with the start... u good have a great day

  • @hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109
    @hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109 5 років тому

    Cool story brother

  • @A-pc7nf
    @A-pc7nf 6 років тому +2

    3:19 Jason Nash

  • @puffythefam4225
    @puffythefam4225 6 років тому

    Longest sandwich story ever. 🤣🤣🤣 almost forgot why I listen to the podcast then, he hit me with the "I ate you're sandwich, you fat mother fucker."🤣🤣🤣

  • @julesanderson2083
    @julesanderson2083 6 років тому

    Pls do more of you're tour guy

  • @kynobu5976
    @kynobu5976 6 років тому

    Couvey 🇨🇦

  • @thedude8254
    @thedude8254 6 років тому

    I would have thought that Chris would be the LAST person to use a shoe string as a belt😐

  • @ryangoslingjr1582
    @ryangoslingjr1582 6 років тому

    My fucking leader was on fire✊

  • @kashmirnoor7200
    @kashmirnoor7200 6 років тому

    I’ll get amazon prime for that.

  • @shanegraceson5897
    @shanegraceson5897 6 років тому

    LOOKING JACKED ig working out made a DEEEENNNNNTTTT

  • @ssenseaddict
    @ssenseaddict 6 років тому

    Wat is the song at the end tho

    • @nv3831
      @nv3831 6 років тому

      ding dong by bing bong

  • @mynameiskyleabent
    @mynameiskyleabent 6 років тому +3

    The realest podcast in the room. I cant listen to Joe, theo, joey, Bobby, brian, schaub. Chris just has this philosophy about him. I'm all in.

    • @asdflma0
      @asdflma0 6 років тому +2

      if you cant listen to all those dudes i feel sorry for you

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 6 років тому

      Pretty sure this is the only podcast in that room lolol justtttt sayinnnnnnn.

    • @mattmccallum9000
      @mattmccallum9000 6 років тому

      David Higgins the avengers of comedy podcast

  • @9yrkickboxing
    @9yrkickboxing 5 років тому

    Why not do ads at the end?? That way we don’t have to sit through that but you’re still advertising it

  • @ChiefVizier
    @ChiefVizier 6 років тому

    Loving the super deluxo kid solo podcast san sweet tart tartin' ass