This story kinda reads like a video game, multiple different sections with different rules which kind of read like objectives you need to accomplish to proceed
As soon as the cerebral cortex program was mentioned I totally assumed they'd download him to it as he was retiring and, you know, he had all this knowledge about the base and its crazy operations. Many creepypastas are predictable so I enjoyed being wrong. Nicely done, anonymous author, and thanks for bringing the story to life Mr Creeps.
@@XDTheBestGamer So did I. I still found it super predictable because the "I'm three days from retirement" *instantly dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it.
I've been having withdrawals, aching for a good rules story, and this really hit the spot! I love that it didn't get cut short or end on a cliff hanger. This was very thorough and well written. My biggest issue is with them putting him on an ite unit, with only 3 years experience, and 2 days before retirement (apparently VERY early retirement).
This was a really nice story. The rules were still doable and the consequences of failure were not outlandish. Most rule stories be too much and you think there is no way anyone would stay but these were still believable enough. The ending! I think I would have preferred to go to my natural Gracing life.
He followed the rules to the letter?! How can this be!!?? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!! Also, did the character forget that he was married? He seemed to be building a romance with that Selena lady.
i feel like Selena was trying to suduce him, with or without knowing if he was married as the way he says it seamse like he had no interest in her but still has to deal with her anyways
For me, that was the best rules story ever! Aaaand it was a military rules story! The different scenarios and lists of rules made the story so much more interesting. And, I loved the ending. Maybe there's a part II ??? Thanks Mr Creeps! And kudos to the author for taking a pretty common creepypasta concept and making it a little bit different 😄
Around the end when the green hair girl and green eyes is flirting with him and he's not doing anything I was like doesn't he have a wife? I might be crazy but I swore I heard him freaking out around the beginning of the story about shooting his wife that was actually not really his wife?
That was a fantastic story tonight. I do like military stories. This one was particularly interesting and had a great ending. Thank you. Have a marvelous day 💖🌟
I must say out of all the people (imposters) that do these kinds of videos, you absolutely do it the best! Love your work keep up the videos my friend.
Having a guy who follows the rules is so refreshing, but it's a little ruined by Jason's predictable fate. The "I'm three days from retirement" *dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it. As in, I've never heard of it being played straight. I've only heard the Nostalgia Critic say (after a movie clip of a monster eating a police officer or whatever) "Aw man, and wouldn't you know it! That policeman was only two days from retirement! 😆"
Epic music during combat? Random green haired girl with behavior no normal person would have on a first meeting? Protag disregarding his wife for said chick? Nah, this devolved into 12 year old kid writing tier...
Here are the rules for all of you who want them :) 1. Do not under any circumstances get out of the hummer EVER (with the exception of rule #5) 2. If the radio in the hummer crackles to life answer it and if you hear anything other than my voice shut it off they are trying to locate you 3. The patrol route is clearly marked with yellow signs if you see any other sign other than yellow stop the hummer and radio the base well come and resolve the issue 4. You'll almost likely encounter an old man stop and ask him what he is doing if he says he is lost point him in the direction of the nearest town (which is 3 clicks do west of here) if he says anything else floor it run him over if you need to 5. If by any point you need to go to the washroom do it in under three minutes because that is the time for them to find you 6. If you encounter another hummer during patrol hail them if they respond continue as usual if not stop the hummer shut off the engine and pray to god they didn't see you 7. If you see anyone on the final 3rd of the patrol take the Glock 19 out of the glove compartment and shoot them no matter who they are if you haven't shot within two minutes of seeing them you're screwed 8. If at any point your hummer breaks down radio the base immediately someone will come pick you up 9. (most important one too) If you return to the base and see yourself waiting in your spot contact security immediately and request you be put into protective custody the guards will understand and they will tell you once they dealt with the situation And lastly be careful out there we have lost two soldiers out there already don't become the third Good Luck - Sgt
@@qpN4SiRqp same lmao I thought they were saying they couldn't get through their current job without him but that doesn't make sense either 😂 or maybe his stories kept them busy throughout school.... so that they could go on to get a degree and better job so they didn't have to work at Mcdonalds? 🤔 Am I anywhere close?!? I NEED ANSWERS NOW 🤣 HAAALP
I don't care what anybody else says, I love these rule stories. Well most of them anyway. Some are just garbage but this one was excellent. Mr. Creeps always finds really good ones. And the phrasing and pronunciation of a few words in this story was fantastic! Like "uninstall life" and "Hoytler" were my favs, lol! Very well done Mr. Creeps, keep up the great work.
Love these military stories and it does make you wonder how big the omega base is. I like how he followed the rules but would love to see that in a movie or episode of twilight zone or something similar.
this is my daily life for the last month and will be for another one lol I am VEEERY pregnant. The past 8 months I have been in my comfy bed snuggled up with Mr. creeps, Natures Temper, lighthouse horror, creepy ghost stories, Romnex, Dark Somnium, and many many more of my favorite channels. I hope you get to feeling better💕 and now you have some more great channel ideas if you don't 😜
This is the closest I've seen to my desire to see a "Strange List of Rules" creepypasta where the titular list is a mix of mundane work tips and protocols, and guidelines for dealing with the paranormal BS infesting the job.
Thumbnail Image- A soldier who received a list of rules. He followed them and discovered a futuristic hidden bathroom. A lot was happening in the story and it went in unexpected directions.
It did but ultimately it was all a simulation. He was already in the computer. I’d equate the fighting, noises, sounds, etc to different forms of computer viruses, malware, etc and he was acting as a firewall/anti-virus program
Just for the record, the Bundeswehr, the german army, is not using Hummers and not even one of the weapons used in this story. And it sure as hell does not award its soldiers with the 'Iron Cross' anymore. That practice ended in 1945. Yeah, I know, artistic freedom and strange special units and all that, but at least when the author is talking about the Iron Cross, things become stupid and I am under the impression he has zero clue what he is talking about. At least a _bit_ of research about the german army would be nice if one decides to write about such a topic, because otherwise, things become insulting for both the author and the reader.
Absolutely loved it but doesn't our mc have a wife so why was he ok with Selena flirting with him and why wasn't she mentioned in the end. What happened to her??
3 minutes in, and I don't think this author knows the military well enough to write military stories. Hummers, which the German Army doesn't have, do not have cupholders, just for starters. The rank of "Sergeant" isn't German so it wouldn't be abbreviated as "Sarge." Even in the US military, don't call an NCO sarge.
Nah man, take what you can get. At least the military in this weren't a bunch of retards who walk single file into death like in most creepypasta. I love this genre, but a massive failing I see a lot is the inability to write competent people.
@@georgiemaxwell2329 It's not over analyzing, if you'd ever served; you would understand there are some details a real soldier wouldn't get wrong. It would be like me trying to convince you that I did your job, but didn't know anything about the most basic tools. If you read good writers, they put a lot of time and effort into research to get the details as perfect as possible. The details here could have been corrected with very little effort.
Holy shit a protagonist who actually follows the rules
Dang! Ikr 🤣😆
"good soldiers follow orders"
He's a soldier being a good doggy is literally his job
the protagonist is German, I guess that is what they do.
Follow the rules. Always
The female operative shot him twice and stabbed him, and he just finished his shift? Damn, that’s some hardcore devotion to his job.
Body armour
Hy's van Pretoria
@Ban this youtube then, how could he poop?
@@jackdurden466
From his stab wound. Duh.
yeah he survived cause women dont know how to shoot.
I'm only 14 minutes in but I'm so happy he is following the rules. Saving me the headaches.
I’m 1 min in and I know he will it’s a chekovs gun
This story kinda reads like a video game, multiple different sections with different rules which kind of read like objectives you need to accomplish to proceed
And the magical green haired fairy with spare magazines and batteries... literally just resident evil 4 at that point lol.
It's pretty obvious by the descriptions and name choices of the characters that the writer plays Pay Day 2, Overwatch, and Rainbow 6 Siege.
@@Mygg_Jeager and don't forget, the origin story of the Warmind Rasputin of Destiny
@@lorddelta10 I fucking knew that sounded familiar
Yeah the part with the girl too giving ammo😂
As soon as the cerebral cortex program was mentioned I totally assumed they'd download him to it as he was retiring and, you know, he had all this knowledge about the base and its crazy operations. Many creepypastas are predictable so I enjoyed being wrong. Nicely done, anonymous author, and thanks for bringing the story to life Mr Creeps.
I thought that selena would be the downloaded one, bit that was a nice surprise
@@XDTheBestGamer So did I.
I still found it super predictable because the "I'm three days from retirement" *instantly dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it.
Man I feel like base security have a tougher time than Jason, imagine having to respond and actually put away all these weird things
Unlike other rule stories, I like how he’s experiencing multiple and only witnessing some rules. Makes it cooler in my opinion.
will say, when the truck was menatined, the oh so rear truck, i knew it was coming
I've been having withdrawals, aching for a good rules story, and this really hit the spot! I love that it didn't get cut short or end on a cliff hanger. This was very thorough and well written. My biggest issue is with them putting him on an ite unit, with only 3 years experience, and 2 days before retirement (apparently VERY early retirement).
This was a really nice story. The rules were still doable and the consequences of failure were not outlandish. Most rule stories be too much and you think there is no way anyone would stay but these were still believable enough. The ending! I think I would have preferred to go to my natural Gracing life.
I was with you until the part about natural Gracing life. What?
>Hummer
>Has a coup holder
This isn't horror, this is epic fantasy!
“I’m two days from retirement.” *OP NOOOOOOO*
He followed the rules to the letter?! How can this be!!?? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!!
Also, did the character forget that he was married? He seemed to be building a romance with that Selena lady.
yeah i wondered that too lol. i think the author slipped up.
Maybe he forgot he didn’t actually shoot his wife 😂
i feel like Selena was trying to suduce him, with or without knowing if he was married
as the way he says it seamse like he had no interest in her but still has to deal with her anyways
I watch your videos every night when i go to sleep, i watch nearly every video you upload and AB-SOLU-TALLY LOOOVE the cryptid ones
I love the forest ones
Me too my favourite are the rules ones though
Nightly for 8 year plus
Same
What’s the best one you’ve ever listened to?
Uninstal life and Hoitler... love it!
This story was a GOOD ride my boi! I kinda felt the ending coming but it all ties together
For me, that was the best rules story ever! Aaaand it was a military rules story!
The different scenarios and lists of rules made the story so much more interesting. And, I loved the ending. Maybe there's a part II ???
Thanks Mr Creeps! And kudos to the author for taking a pretty common creepypasta concept and making it a little bit different 😄
it was kinda cringey
Lovedddd this one
Do you not understand how weak the story is when it starts with "rules"
@@intechio9013 ong
Pfft that's nothing compared to what I deal with at my job and that's saying alot considering I work at walmart 😂
LMAO
😂👏👏👏
That's awesome
as a walmart employee this man isnt joking, lmao
Instead of ghosts and monsters it’s tweakers and Karens but the rules are basically the same
Sounds like he got set up, to be a ghost in the machine.
I guess the number one rule Mr Creeps has is making rules videos XD.
@Cowboy Ninja I wanted to rule an unruly ruler. Turns out there are rules for it.
AHAHAHAHA XDD!!!!! SO FUNNI!!!!!!! 😐
I'm not complaining
Hummer? Cup holder? Such BS it's laughable.
Around the end when the green hair girl and green eyes is flirting with him and he's not doing anything I was like doesn't he have a wife? I might be crazy but I swore I heard him freaking out around the beginning of the story about shooting his wife that was actually not really his wife?
Love the payday reference at 32:19. Great story.
Bro was running dodge
Finnally someone who knows payday reference
... never seen a cup holder in military "hummer"...
"German engineering is number one in the world"
That was a fantastic story tonight. I do like military stories. This one was particularly interesting and had a great ending. Thank you. Have a marvelous day 💖🌟
I must say out of all the people (imposters) that do these kinds of videos, you absolutely do it the best!
Love your work keep up the videos my friend.
I wish they made fps games about the list of rules stories
If this is some Destiny fanfic I completely approve
Personally I'm fine believing this is how the Warmind came to be
Ok this was geniunely good
Having a guy who follows the rules is so refreshing, but it's a little ruined by Jason's predictable fate.
The "I'm three days from retirement" *dies* trope is SUCH a cliche that I literally thought Jason was joking when he first mentioned it.
As in, I've never heard of it being played straight. I've only heard the Nostalgia Critic say (after a movie clip of a monster eating a police officer or whatever) "Aw man, and wouldn't you know it! That policeman was only two days from retirement! 😆"
I like Omega from Star Wars: The Bad Batch
i respect this narrator so very much! he follows rules as much as possible! i'm glad someone finally follows the rules!
Nazis, rasputin.... what's not to love?
This story makes me feel so many different ways. It feels like it was a 80s action movie.
Probably one of my favorite stories I’ve ever listened to
Epic music during combat? Random green haired girl with behavior no normal person would have on a first meeting? Protag disregarding his wife for said chick?
Nah, this devolved into 12 year old kid writing tier...
Here are the rules for all of you who want them :)
1. Do not under any circumstances get out of the hummer EVER (with the exception of rule #5)
2. If the radio in the hummer crackles to life answer it and if you hear anything other than my voice shut it off they are trying to locate you
3. The patrol route is clearly marked with yellow signs if you see any other sign other than yellow stop the hummer and radio the base well come and resolve the issue
4. You'll almost likely encounter an old man stop and ask him what he is doing if he says he is lost point him in the direction of the nearest town (which is 3 clicks do west of here) if he says anything else floor it run him over if you need to
5. If by any point you need to go to the washroom do it in under three minutes because that is the time for them to find you
6. If you encounter another hummer during patrol hail them if they respond continue as usual if not stop the hummer shut off the engine and pray to god they didn't see you
7. If you see anyone on the final 3rd of the patrol take the Glock 19 out of the glove compartment and shoot them no matter who they are if you haven't shot within two minutes of seeing them you're screwed
8. If at any point your hummer breaks down radio the base immediately someone will come pick you up
9. (most important one too) If you return to the base and see yourself waiting in your spot contact security immediately and request you be put into protective custody the guards will understand and they will tell you once they dealt with the situation
And lastly be careful out there we have lost two soldiers out there already don't become the third Good Luck - Sgt
I hate it when I lose a shootout with super soldiers whilst running from the Slender Man only to get uploaded to an Xbox.
Its canon the payday gang makes an appearance in this story haha
“I got 15 mins before she committed uninstalled life” 😂
If Mr creeps didn't narrate these stories I'd probably be working at McDonald's
Me too ☺️!
i work at mcdonalds please advise
I'm confused how his narrations prevent you from working at McDonald's..like why though ?
@@qpN4SiRqp same lmao I thought they were saying they couldn't get through their current job without him but that doesn't make sense either 😂
or maybe his stories kept them busy throughout school.... so that they could go on to get a degree and better job so they didn't have to work at Mcdonalds? 🤔
Am I anywhere close?!? I NEED ANSWERS NOW 🤣 HAAALP
Yay, a new rule video! Way to go Mr. Creeps!
Stabbed and shot twice and just casually finishes his shift, and then is somehow completely recovered by the next day lol
aww man, i wanted to see through the Jason and Selena gig till the end! Damn captors..
Gotta love how casual everyone is with these crazy anomalies going on, but at least the protagonist actually followed the damn rules
" I Will Give You My All played on the speakers. "
Protagonist gets hit with depleted uranium bullet: " AHHHHHH- I NEED A MEDIC BAG! "
Yay another video
I don't care what anybody else says, I love these rule stories. Well most of them anyway. Some are just garbage but this one was excellent. Mr. Creeps always finds really good ones. And the phrasing and pronunciation of a few words in this story was fantastic! Like "uninstall life" and "Hoytler" were my favs, lol! Very well done Mr. Creeps, keep up the great work.
I want one where they don’t die and get the happy ending
Legit same I was so disapointed with fhe black mirror ending so looking for a creepypasta that dont make me feel sadge
Go listen to "theres an eyeball on my bedroom wall" by Creepy ghost stories 😜 it's a good one with a happy ending lol
Well shit this was 6 minutes in when I seen this
🍷Wow that took a lot to keep straight you must have put a lot of work into that one 👏Bravo🍷
Excellent, All the pieces are falling into place.
I really want to see these animated idk why
Love these military stories and it does make you wonder how big the omega base is. I like how he followed the rules but would love to see that in a movie or episode of twilight zone or something similar.
Tune in next week for "There's A Reason For Not Drinking Random Lemonade."
Feeling like shit and it's only 9.30am :( time to hide in bed with UA-cam. Cheers for the long video ♡ love the background btw
this is my daily life for the last month and will be for another one lol I am VEEERY pregnant. The past 8 months I have been in my comfy bed snuggled up with Mr. creeps, Natures Temper, lighthouse horror, creepy ghost stories, Romnex, Dark Somnium, and many many more of my favorite channels. I hope you get to feeling better💕 and now you have some more great channel ideas if you don't 😜
@@lovealways4435 aw thanks ♡ haha I listen to most of those! Congrats on preg 😍 I have 3 boys lol but really thank you ♡ you made me smile x
That was freaking awesome
This is one hell of a story
This man or creature who tells these stories can make an whole real movie
Phew.
That sure did have some twists and turns.
Rules to follow stories from mr.creeps>>>
Lovely stuff Mr Creeps.
the thumbnail is so funny to me. gonna take a megashit on the scary toilet in the top-secret military base
Love watching your videos during my graveyard shift
I love the stories man I don't know we're you get these cult classic but I'm loving it l, keep up the work because Its a fun one to listen
"THE BEST OF ME THE BEST OF ME THE BEST OF ME!!!"
This story is just awsome and stupidly funny at the same time
Loving the stories
“She committed uninstall life” 💀
👁️👄👁️💀
Great job. Thank you 💘.
Unexpected ending that did not leave me annoyed, frustrated, or disappointed.
Well Done!
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This is the closest I've seen to my desire to see a "Strange List of Rules" creepypasta where the titular list is a mix of mundane work tips and protocols, and guidelines for dealing with the paranormal BS infesting the job.
This would be an amazing video game
I love these rules videos!
Most military units don’t let you do much when you’re a short timer. This unit just ramps up the danger each night.
This one really hurt goddamn. Very very good
Rules rules rules!
So he's the one who became the Warmind in Destiny nice
I like how he probably has immunity to the creatures but the story just ends
Man, if that was me I'd need a beer too.
Great story👍👍
this could make one hell of a video game 😦
I really like this story
Enjoy your stories so much cheers
32:29 I have never heard a sentence that made me thought of both payday and stalker
Thumbnail Image- A soldier who received a list of rules. He followed them and discovered a futuristic hidden bathroom.
A lot was happening in the story and it went in unexpected directions.
It did but ultimately it was all a simulation. He was already in the computer. I’d equate the fighting, noises, sounds, etc to different forms of computer viruses, malware, etc and he was acting as a firewall/anti-virus program
I love the ones with rules!
I think it would be cool if they turned something like this into a game
what the fuck is good with thewoods in every creepy pasta
25:14 "she commited uninstall life" 🤣
ΩωΩmεgα!
Just for the record, the Bundeswehr, the german army, is not using Hummers and not even one of the weapons used in this story. And it sure as hell does not award its soldiers with the 'Iron Cross' anymore. That practice ended in 1945.
Yeah, I know, artistic freedom and strange special units and all that, but at least when the author is talking about the Iron Cross, things become stupid and I am under the impression he has zero clue what he is talking about. At least a _bit_ of research about the german army would be nice if one decides to write about such a topic, because otherwise, things become insulting for both the author and the reader.
@@arturz8192 bruh its not suppose to make any sense its a made up story lmao shit even had slender man in it
Absolutely loved it but doesn't our mc have a wife so why was he ok with Selena flirting with him and why wasn't she mentioned in the end. What happened to her??
I would have been so glad to Retire from that Job I wouldn't know what to do, lol.
Excellent Story! 👍
Base security is MVP
Imagine being the security team, the amount of balls
Loved it!
Awesome story
Hey
Howdy 🤠
Glad I never enlisted in the military, too many damn rules.
Hahaha
Yayyyy rules stories!!!
Brules Rules
This made me want to play Black Mesa so bad.
He said once he gets beer and psychological help. I always thought those were the same thing.
3 minutes in, and I don't think this author knows the military well enough to write military stories. Hummers, which the German Army doesn't have, do not have cupholders, just for starters. The rank of "Sergeant" isn't German so it wouldn't be abbreviated as "Sarge." Even in the US military, don't call an NCO sarge.
Nah man, take what you can get. At least the military in this weren't a bunch of retards who walk single file into death like in most creepypasta.
I love this genre, but a massive failing I see a lot is the inability to write competent people.
Or "6:30 PM"
Please just stop overanalysing
@@georgiemaxwell2329 It's not over analyzing, if you'd ever served; you would understand there are some details a real soldier wouldn't get wrong. It would be like me trying to convince you that I did your job, but didn't know anything about the most basic tools. If you read good writers, they put a lot of time and effort into research to get the details as perfect as possible. The details here could have been corrected with very little effort.
@@JGray1968
Exactly if you’re going to write about something do your research . A very good example of this is Clive Cussler .