The "Please pick a valid gender" thing is taken from the US Army website where you apply for the draft They don't draft women but they give the option But if you select "woman" it says "please select a valid gender" And you're like "WHY EVEN GIVE ME THE OPTION THEN???"
@@celticphoenix2579 the us government is just a bunch of crazy people, competent but evil people, and wannabe comedians that had to get a better paying job to survive
@@comradpingu5745 to be fair, you have a decent amount of freedom's, the US is still a first world country, not something third world like Afghanistan or something. That being said, it also ranks lower in general freedom than Ireland, and most EU members/associates. So it's hardly top tier.
@@Santisima_Trinidad yeah, as an American I can wholeheartedly say we’re probably in second world status. As the saying goes, ‘we work because we can’t afford to do anything else.’
Fun animal fact: Most geckos are nocturnal, which means they are active at night, but day geckos are active during the day and nibble on insects, fruits, and flower nectar.
A *software tester* walks into a bar and orders: * a beer. * 2 beers. * 0 beers. * 99999999 beers. * a lizard in a beer glass. * -1 beer. * ‘qwertyuiop’ beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. *The bar goes up in flames*
That’s actually why unintended errors in the software of programs are called bugs, and the act of removing them is “de-bugging” Because for early computers (the kind that took up an entire building) it was very literal
Okay but did you know that for early computers, the "bugs" that would happen were often caused by actual bugs shorting out the circuitry, which is why we call them bugs today.
My mother once had a glitch in Sims, where she could see under the sheets while her sims were woohooing (the naughties); and the sims legs arms and heads, were twisting around in inhuman ways while their bodies were glued down on the bed next to each other. So if you were ever wondering what it looks like when sims are have $ex, now you know. And kids, this is how babies are made (joke).
@@celticphoenix2579 I was gunna say the same thing! Another fun cilantro fact: Coriander is ground cilantro seeds. I like coriander but hate dish soap cilantro
The Click: "It seems like such a calm puzzle game." The game: Deformed grotesques people, cannibalism, death, suicide, LOTS of close call, anxiety inducing platforming, jump scares. But yeah "calming" :D
Am I the only one who watches him as a feelgood/ relax youtuber? The level of comfort on this channel is amazing. And by the way I'm wondering where his viewers are from. like he is swedish, makes english videos that refer to the US quite often while I'm a german engineering student.
I let him play in the background a lot while I'm doing other things cuz his voice is relaxing but also entertaining enough not to put me to sleep like most podcasts might do lol
I know he's saying "laddies, lasses and lassos", and I, a nb, love it, lasso is a badass thing to be called But the automatically generated subtitles once said "laddies, lasses and louses" and now I can't get it out of my head
OH IS THAT WHAT HE'S SAYING?? I'm sorry, my 20% (out of 200%) hearing keeps hearing 'Laddies, lasses and lassies' so he talks to the fems twice XD THAT MAKES SENSE NOW. I also very much appreciate that. And I appreciate you, thank you very much.
The man at 16:25 set off my trypophobia so bad I started shaking. I don't get freaked out by anything. That slaughterd my nerves. The blink was the final straw. That man should be in a horror game/movie.
14:32 Fun fact: The location the plane is at is called Null Island because it happens to be a latitude 0 and longitude 0. Glitches like this are surprisingly common as error checking in mapping software is apparently very poor. Half as interesting did a video on it a couple of years ago if anyone wants more information.
"You can't change the owner of this item." So, it's basically an ancestral curse but as an item. Wait, isn't this the plot of a horror movie somewhere?
3:45 ah yes the calm, chill puzzle game that is little nightmares two. No chase scenes, no violence, no betrayal or monsters or anything like that no no no
The thing with the car looks like a collision/physics error. I’ve seen it from time to time in games. Something similar happens frequently in Fallout 4 in Vault 114. For some reason, two blue bins in a stairwell are stuck inside each other. If they’re bumped in any way, they start to tumble and twist exactly like that car.
"It looks like a fun chill puzzle Game" *Doctor proceeds to waltz in the room while hanging from the roof* Little Nightmares, a very chill puzzle game.
3:43 "Calm, chill puzzle game until something freaky happens" For someone who doesn't seem to know the game, that is a terrifyingly accurate description of *Little Nightmares*
1:55 The program most likely picked up on "nG" (Ng), since that's a common surname. 6:15 Seems more like a Freudian slip than a programming error. 13:11 The funny thing is that it looks like the Chinese sentences match-up with the German sentences. How did this happen? Did the program give them the Chinese to German course accidentally?
Minor Japanese lesson: So honorifics are things we all like to pick fun at, but they're used to show respect for someone's position. A senpai is your upperclassmen, a kohai is an underclassmen. Your sensei is your teacher. San is a quick way to denote respect for someone older who may not be your senpai or a sensei. (You can also think of it as addressing someone as mr/ms/mx) Meanwhile, Chan- used for women/girls, and kun- typically used for boys/men, denotes familiarity. Therefore, Click's "senpai-chan" HURTS on a DEEP LEVEL. (Let it also be known that mixing honorifics is something that can happen, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't use something like Chan or kun after something more respectful like sensei or senpai.) Feel free to correct me as I wouldn't say I know Japanese as a second language, I just really like reading translation notes in Manga and I've picked up some knowledge about the language over the years I've spent in the anime community.
As an anime/manga fan since late 90s who also used to learn Japanese and has 3rd level JLPT certificate gathering dust somewhere, you are mostly correct. The honorifics themselves have more complex meanings than you described, kohai isn't an honorific, and words like senpai or sensei can be used both as an honorific and as a regular noun. Also, -chan and -kun can be used in a sarcastic context, to put someone down, etc. In which case senpai-chan would just be someone being mean to the aforementioned senpai.
@Kaworu Nagisa Click is basically mocking the "overly affectionate and worshipping underclassman" stereotype from anime. The annoyingly love sick kind.
2:14 Cliccy: "Alright, the physics are a little bit weird..." Me: "So we're not going to talk about the car that just materialized out of absolutely nowhere?"
for those of you that need an explanation for 6:08. 70000 - 80000 is what they are looking for. 70000 - 80000 = -10000. -10000 is less than 0. that is how the program checks. the error is not changing the error message to better explain what they are looking for.
@@GretchZ I interpret it as "older_mentor-little_child", myself. 🤣 And of course, they're each meant to be used in place of "-san" to indicate a different sort of relationship between the speaker and the person spoken to/about. But using more than one is ungrammatical, from what I understand. But I wanted to hear what you guys interpret it as. 😉
@@John_Weiss I think it is because "senpai" it's how you call an upperclassman I guess, and "chan" is what you add in the end of someone's name when they're a girl your age/younger than you or a child So, lets use the names Hiro and Akemi as example Akemi is a first grader and Hiro is a third grader, Akemi calls Hiro "senpai" In another situation, Akemi is a 17 year old and Hiro is a 9 year old, Akemi calls Hiro "Hiro-chan" So it just doesn't makes sense, in "senpai-chan" is like "senpai" is the persons name Feel free to correct me, I'm not a Japanese speaker I just see Japanese speakers explaining the terms
Yeah, if you disassociate it from genetic sex it just crumbles into meaninglessness. I think that's why so many people are so scared of small, transgender children. It's really hard to learn new things when you're stupid.
@@justauselesstransboy It really is, though. Like, even the people who think that men should be "MANLY MEN" (TM) can't really explain why. " *Men should be tough and masculine!* " "OK, but why?" " *Because that's how it should be!* " "And what's the advantage of that?" " *It would mean men are more masculine!* " "Which is a good thing becaaaause...?" " *erm...* "
One reason some sites, especially Social Media sites, do this, is because some languages (like Italian for example) need to know whether a person being talked about is male or female for translation-purposes (i.e. some words change depending on whether the person that is talked about it male or female), and the language has (currently, at least) no way to deal with nonbinary folks like yourself. I completely understand the pain, but it's more something to take up with Italian and all those other languages, than with the site designers themselves. Tom Scott did an excellent video for Computerphile titled "Internationalis(z)ing Code" (don't know if YT would nuke a link) about THE PAIN software developers go through when trying to Internationalize their applications.
Steampunk middle-earth almost became cannon, numenor at least. In an early draft Tolkien saw the corruption of Numenor by Sauron as an industrial revolution. The only, or at least main reason why it didn't become cannon was that Tolkien couldn't figure out a plausible way for Sauron to forget how to teach orcs the same steam punk technology he taught the numenoreans
I've only seen most of the films and played one game, but honestly I love but keep forgetting the genre of Steampunk exists. I would love to read it anyway. I'm sure there's already fanfic I just have to look for.
For those who wanna know what the image in minute 6:38 said... It says: People MUST stay out of the water (sea rivers and estuaries) STAY OFF beaches and shore areas. There's a danger to swimmers, surfers, people fishing, small boats, and anyone in or near the water close to shore. For further information listen to the radio/tv or visit (Link I won't put) or Bay of Plenty Civil Defence. Edit: forgot the "( )" before and after "sea rivers and estuaries"
@Amwer Try it if you want, maybe you'll be able to read it yourself without having to read what I wrote ^^ it's a weird "quirk" to have, but it's interesting I guess
8:13 No! The Source missing texture thing! On a completely unrelated note, COOL MEDICAL FACT Cancer can get cancer. As tumour cells multiply, there is a chance of another mutation happening, and that tumour basically growing a tumour.
9:08 My computer glitched like that yesterday. Bad part was it was during my playing classic game FATE and I was just confronted by a level boss who was a cave giant and his minions. It was funny to see this giant character jumping about like that, but scary because it raised the difficulty in defeating it. Thankfully the glitch only lasted a few seconds and I was able to defeat the boss without dying. Sure FATE allows you to respawn but that option would mean I am moved 3 levels up and leave all my gold on that prior level. .. I had over one million gold at that point.
The "insert disc for " is one of those rather benign viruses people made to make you aware you've been reckless on the internet (or typically: school / uni computer), just like the "you're stupid" virus etc. edit: the name isn't literally "you're stupid", but idk if yt's algorithm would mistake the actual wording for bullying.
@@Roadent1241 huh, good question, I didn't catch that it was a PS4 lol. Those are difficult to infiltrate. It could be pirating, which requires disabling safety features of the PS4 os, or using certain streaming or pron websites without having installed ps4's dedicated web security package. But tbh I've never heard of "insert disc" for PS4 .. so unless someone put in the serious effort of making one for PS4, which I doubt, it's more likely that the one in the video is either a prank or a compromised (as in: damaged or degraded) PS4.
@@augustaseptemberova5664 I could be wrong, it might need PS5, I don't know what that looks like and I'm still not familiar with PS4 despite having owned one for a few years.
You know when a medicine is created to treat one thing and fails at it but treats another thing really well? It's the organic version of "It's not a bug. It's a feature."
I think that's what he means, which based on what I know about coding (which is basically that you need to be VERY explicit about what you want it to do because the program WILL take it too literally) that sounds like something that could happen easily
I can see it happening. Those are in fact genius lazy programming skills: Instead of checking if the input contains a valid number, a dash or other dividing character, then another valid number, and THEN check if the second number is greater thatn the first, just interpret the whole thing as a substraction and just check the result.
@@juanausensi499 it is XD people who don't understand coding at all would say that the programmer doesn't know how to actually code, but that is, in fact, a VERY clever way to simplify the amount of code to write and the amount of time it takes to write that code so you have more time to chill. Whoever came up with that is INCREDIBLY smart.
17:40 I like this post because as a Genshin player. The person saw this glitch and posed next to it, and used the camera function to make Lumine's face upset next to the broken model.
So I had a moment in Skyrim after my ex downloaded a mod to add more skirmishes to the world. It was during the opening scene just after the Nord gets his head chopped off. Suddenly, his headless corpse stands up, shouts, “FOR SKYRIM!” draws a battle axe and goes running off to join the skirmish that had spawned nearby. And everyone just watches him go silently for a moment before continuing the scene like nothing happened.
Yeah I still remember having to take an online course in sexual harassment. It kept bugging out every time I tried to submit my score and would force me to retake it. Last time I took it I just took a screenshot of my score and emailed it to them. Had 110% on the final score. Not sure how… apparently I was good enough at the subject I got extra credit. Wait a minute…. No
Some how Click made me get out of bed (finally) at 4 pm and clean my room. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. Thank you Clicky Wicky I love all your videos bro, keep up the good work. ✨
20:27 I’ve actually had that happen to me before, the trick to fixing it is to just go into activity monitor, and force quit touchbar might be touchbarmanager or something I can’t remember precisely, it does have touchbar in its name though
I was at a party with my dad the other day and someone asked me what I was (In regards to my origins). I said I was one quarter Icelandic, one eighth Finnish and 100% a disappointment. My dad found this way too funny
I had a package one time get "delivered" and Amazon told me it was in the Atlantic Ocean. Showed up four days later but damn do I wish I'd've screenshot that.
If the world was a simulation and it crashed, I like to think things would corrupt like in Sims 2. Suddenly your BFF is T-posing and bright pink. People's memories start turning into indecipherable nonsense. Chaos reigns.
11:30 that looks like a German tried to learn Chinese and the system translated wrong. 😅😂 Definitely the options were not German! Btw. Click speaking German is still wonderful!
13:11 lol this German course is either kinda old, or Austrian German. “fesch“ is not something i've heard used in Germany in many years. Feels like youth slang from the 80s (but is actually originated in Austrian slang as an anglicism from “fashionable“)
8:41 once I had a plate stuck on a sim like that, and it took a few sim days to get it off. My sim had smelly emojis and was sad, and the hygiene bar suffered, because the “dirty” plate was giving off green fumes….I think I had to use karma to tweak the appearance to get it to reset. (Not even turning off the game was helping).
For Click's touchscreen story, I got a PSP and couldn't figure out which button controlled movement because it had like a grid texture and I thought it was a speaker. I only figured it out after accidentally knocking it. It took half an hour
10:20 There actually is a horror movie with a plot like that. I don’t remember the title off the top of my head, but I have a copy of it on DVD. I’ll look it up when I get home. Edit: I looked up the movie. It’s called “Midnight Movie”. For a movie that went straight to DVD, it’s actually pretty good.
16:05 That airport's IATA code is DEL, so I suspect that some process replacing airports' IATA codes by their names has gone rogue. Goodness knows what it was doing here though.
12:26 With 5 monitors this is even more annoying so I wrote my own program where I can type in actual pixel positions. It's just a registry value so you could even do it manually. The only down side is that you have to re login to update it.
I had a nanny in Sims 2 who just wouldn't leave, even though her ride came yo pick her up every day. She wouldn't take care of the children, wouldn't respond to being fired, just wandered around complaining until she eventually died.
The delivery guy from 11:40 is clearly the one from "Good Omens" season 1. He just gave Famine his. And by the time he is at yours Armageddon't happened, so you do not need to worry. Also I am disapointed that you didn't say "sin" at 12:50
‘It seems like such a calm chill puzzle game’
ah yes, Little Nightmares, a CALM CHILL puzzle game
uhh yea sure click...
This was my exact thought process when I heard him say that.
Word for word.
For some reason I feel connected to you through our profile pictures...
He should totally play that
DI RI RI DI RI RI DI RI DIRI DIRI DI RIRIRI DIRI RIRI DIRIRIRI DIRI
The "Please pick a valid gender" thing is taken from the US Army website where you apply for the draft
They don't draft women but they give the option
But if you select "woman" it says "please select a valid gender"
And you're like "WHY EVEN GIVE ME THE OPTION THEN???"
Thanks for clearing that up for me. I was curious what company would code that in on the gender selection section.
@@celticphoenix2579 the us government is just a bunch of crazy people, competent but evil people, and wannabe comedians that had to get a better paying job to survive
"Liberty" they said... The only liberty I see there is owning a gun,
even health care is difficult to access
@@comradpingu5745 to be fair, you have a decent amount of freedom's, the US is still a first world country, not something third world like Afghanistan or something.
That being said, it also ranks lower in general freedom than Ireland, and most EU members/associates. So it's hardly top tier.
@@Santisima_Trinidad yeah, as an American I can wholeheartedly say we’re probably in second world status. As the saying goes, ‘we work because we can’t afford to do anything else.’
Fun animal fact: Most geckos are nocturnal, which means they are active at night, but day geckos are active during the day and nibble on insects, fruits, and flower nectar.
Another fun fact: Geckos are adorable baby lizzies and deserve all the love.
Plus they have peely skin and can save you 15% or more on car insurance
That is a fact
Some are also crepuscular, meaning more active during dusk and dawn
so there's night geckos and day geckos? That's pretty neat, thanks for teaching me something new!
A *software tester* walks into a bar and orders:
* a beer.
* 2 beers.
* 0 beers.
* 99999999 beers.
* a lizard in a beer glass.
* -1 beer.
* ‘qwertyuiop’ beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
*The bar goes up in flames*
Or "a beer; DROP TABLE "Inventory";
(I haven't used SQL in years, so it's probably wrong)
@@Roxor128 if the tester is also a hacker he probably did some SQL Injection tests too ;)
i think its crazy how one day your gender can just pack its sh*t and leave
Sad but true
One day, my gender just packed it's little rucksack and set out to see the world
I haven't had one since
That’s what happened to me- started watching Ranboo, gender went out the f*ckin window-
@@eilir_adron I found your gender. It's mine now.
I woke up one morning and found a note taped to the fridge, I've never seen my gender since
Yeah. I was casually listening to mother mother and my gender did a cartwheel out the door
Fun fact: The very first computer bug was an actual bug. A moth got trapped in a Harvard computer.
That’s actually why unintended errors in the software of programs are called bugs, and the act of removing them is “de-bugging”
Because for early computers (the kind that took up an entire building) it was very literal
Moth God: WHY?
“...lamp?”
XD
Okay but did you know that for early computers, the "bugs" that would happen were often caused by actual bugs shorting out the circuitry, which is why we call them bugs today.
14:50 that bug must of caused this annoying chunk error
this is beautiful. but now I'm wondering if a moth is actually a bug. because a bug is a rather special thing in the insect world, isn't it?
If you only have pawns you can never lose. There's no king to capture.
Omg
It's not chess, it's a revolution.
@@gayjayy Civil war
@@gayjayy French Chess.
@@lordofuzkulak8308 I've seen it called Marxist Chess.
My mother once had a glitch in Sims, where she could see under the sheets while her sims were woohooing (the naughties); and the sims legs arms and heads, were twisting around in inhuman ways while their bodies were glued down on the bed next to each other. So if you were ever wondering what it looks like when sims are have $ex, now you know. And kids, this is how babies are made (joke).
Well no wonder I'm a repulsed ace, I'm not a flipping contortionist XD
i thought looking under the sheets while woohooing is only possible through modding/hacking. guess not XD
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 it’s easy in ts4 with resizing
What do you mean? EVERYONE becomes yhe antichrist when they have sex.
@@Nyxedmisfit or you could just go into first person mode (by pressing ctrl+tab at the same time i think)
"Soap smells nice, but it doesn't taste nice." Tell that to the people who like Thrills gum.
Or cilantro
@@celticphoenix2579 I was gunna say the same thing! Another fun cilantro fact: Coriander is ground cilantro seeds. I like coriander but hate dish soap cilantro
@@celticphoenix2579 :( my favorite herb
@@GretchZ ???? how???
The Click: "It seems like such a calm puzzle game."
The game: Deformed grotesques people, cannibalism, death, suicide, LOTS of close call, anxiety inducing platforming, jump scares.
But yeah "calming" :D
Pretty chill
I haven't seen much of this game aside from that and the demo, but I think that skip is likely the calmest thing in it XD
He's right though:
It SEEMS like a calm relaxed puzzle game, and then all of a sudden "something freaky" happens.
Wait there’s jumpscares? Someone told me there’s no jumpscares it’s just creepy right?
@@Firefly256 there's shit tons of jump scares
Am I the only one who watches him as a feelgood/ relax youtuber? The level of comfort on this channel is amazing.
And by the way I'm wondering where his viewers are from. like he is swedish, makes english videos that refer to the US quite often while I'm a german engineering student.
Same! He's my comfort UA-camr/Streamer :) I think his audience is really international. Middle Eastern highschool student here!
Nice, im Danish
Nice, im American
I let him play in the background a lot while I'm doing other things cuz his voice is relaxing but also entertaining enough not to put me to sleep like most podcasts might do lol
I'm a belgian law student chilling to his videos ^^
I know he's saying "laddies, lasses and lassos", and I, a nb, love it, lasso is a badass thing to be called
But the automatically generated subtitles once said "laddies, lasses and louses" and now I can't get it out of my head
Wait it isnt louses??
@@nmraven-gx9gt XD now you're making me question it even more
I think autocorrect attacked you and changed, "laddies" to "ladies."
OH IS THAT WHAT HE'S SAYING??
I'm sorry, my 20% (out of 200%) hearing keeps hearing 'Laddies, lasses and lassies' so he talks to the fems twice XD
THAT MAKES SENSE NOW.
I also very much appreciate that.
And I appreciate you, thank you very much.
@@John_Weiss thank you
I am very stressed RN, thank you click for helping me chill the F out.
I feel your pain! Mental health worker here... Clicky makes life better
We do the hahas together!
@@peggywoods4327 I've been thinking of going into the field, got any tips for being a mental health worker?
@@Gale_789 night shift. I have been doing it for 3 years now. We could use you as an RN too!! I work in a "short stay" hospital.
@@peggywoods4327 What is a RN?
The invalid gender thing reminds me of when I tried to order something online and I was told I didn't have a valid last name...
The man at 16:25 set off my trypophobia so bad I started shaking. I don't get freaked out by anything. That slaughterd my nerves. The blink was the final straw. That man should be in a horror game/movie.
Yeah same
oh no, gotta skip this part.
I’m not trypophobic and it still upset me, tbh
I haven't seen anything in recent years that was that horrific. Horror game makers should take note lol
I’m so glad I saw your comment so I knew it was coming up. I saw less than half a second of it and I still feel sick
14:32 Fun fact: The location the plane is at is called Null Island because it happens to be a latitude 0 and longitude 0. Glitches like this are surprisingly common as error checking in mapping software is apparently very poor. Half as interesting did a video on it a couple of years ago if anyone wants more information.
Software Gore is honestly one of my favorite subreddits cause I love seeing tech going belly up
A tester/QA could be a perfect career for you...
@@kaworunagisa4009 I might just do that
That…explains a lot about the other channels I watch
"You can't change the owner of this item."
So, it's basically an ancestral curse but as an item.
Wait, isn't this the plot of a horror movie somewhere?
3:45 ah yes the calm, chill puzzle game that is little nightmares two. No chase scenes, no violence, no betrayal or monsters or anything like that no no no
No Roger the janitor appearing out of nowhere with his freaky arms!😭
@@piperjaycie yep, watch out or he'll grab you and put you in a cage for unknown reasons. ✨ Just Roger things ✨
No creepy stretch Ladychasing little kids in a school of violent dolls no :)
5:30
"i dont want two undertales"
the entire fandom: *hiding five million AUs behind their back nervously*
The thing with the car looks like a collision/physics error. I’ve seen it from time to time in games. Something similar happens frequently in Fallout 4 in Vault 114. For some reason, two blue bins in a stairwell are stuck inside each other. If they’re bumped in any way, they start to tumble and twist exactly like that car.
2:05 when I reached the comment!
XD
“It seems like such a calm chill puzzle game and then this happens.”
*The game is literally called Little Nightmares 2.*
"It looks like a fun chill puzzle Game"
*Doctor proceeds to waltz in the room while hanging from the roof*
Little Nightmares, a very chill puzzle game.
Flashbacks to the Doctor burning in the inciderator
3:43
"Calm, chill puzzle game until something freaky happens"
For someone who doesn't seem to know the game, that is a terrifyingly accurate description of *Little Nightmares*
1:55 The program most likely picked up on "nG" (Ng), since that's a common surname.
6:15 Seems more like a Freudian slip than a programming error.
13:11 The funny thing is that it looks like the Chinese sentences match-up with the German sentences. How did this happen? Did the program give them the Chinese to German course accidentally?
Minor Japanese lesson:
So honorifics are things we all like to pick fun at, but they're used to show respect for someone's position. A senpai is your upperclassmen, a kohai is an underclassmen. Your sensei is your teacher.
San is a quick way to denote respect for someone older who may not be your senpai or a sensei. (You can also think of it as addressing someone as mr/ms/mx)
Meanwhile, Chan- used for women/girls, and kun- typically used for boys/men, denotes familiarity.
Therefore, Click's "senpai-chan" HURTS on a DEEP LEVEL.
(Let it also be known that mixing honorifics is something that can happen, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't use something like Chan or kun after something more respectful like sensei or senpai.)
Feel free to correct me as I wouldn't say I know Japanese as a second language, I just really like reading translation notes in Manga and I've picked up some knowledge about the language over the years I've spent in the anime community.
As an anime/manga fan since late 90s who also used to learn Japanese and has 3rd level JLPT certificate gathering dust somewhere, you are mostly correct. The honorifics themselves have more complex meanings than you described, kohai isn't an honorific, and words like senpai or sensei can be used both as an honorific and as a regular noun. Also, -chan and -kun can be used in a sarcastic context, to put someone down, etc. In which case senpai-chan would just be someone being mean to the aforementioned senpai.
@Kaworu Nagisa Click is basically mocking the "overly affectionate and worshipping underclassman" stereotype from anime. The annoyingly love sick kind.
@@alchemysaga3745 I didn't pay too much attention tbh, but if that was the context then that was the wrong way to do that.
Kun-chan-sama
@@himanbam Oh this...
Oh I hate this
2:14
Cliccy: "Alright, the physics are a little bit weird..."
Me: "So we're not going to talk about the car that just materialized out of absolutely nowhere?"
6:48 OH NOES!! The Timelords are trying to put FedEx out of business with PREVIOUS DAY SHIPPING!!
Time lords teamed up with kablam! because the robots are cool.
for those of you that need an explanation for 6:08. 70000 - 80000 is what they are looking for.
70000 - 80000 = -10000.
-10000 is less than 0. that is how the program checks. the error is not changing the error message to better explain what they are looking for.
You mean it does an eval() on what's entered?! Oh, that's just _asking_ for trouble...
"Please choose your gender." *picks female* "Please select a valid gender."
The Click: "I knew it! Women aren't real!"
3:50
XD
Japanese isn't my first language, but man "senpai-chan" really hurts.
I have some idea _why_ that phrase is gibberish, 😆 but could you explain, for other people reading the comments, what troubles you about it? 🙂
@@GretchZ I interpret it as "older_mentor-little_child", myself. 🤣
And of course, they're each meant to be used in place of "-san" to indicate a different sort of relationship between the speaker and the person spoken to/about. But using more than one is ungrammatical, from what I understand.
But I wanted to hear what you guys interpret it as. 😉
@@John_Weiss I think it is because "senpai" it's how you call an upperclassman I guess, and "chan" is what you add in the end of someone's name when they're a girl your age/younger than you or a child
So, lets use the names Hiro and Akemi as example
Akemi is a first grader and Hiro is a third grader, Akemi calls Hiro "senpai"
In another situation, Akemi is a 17 year old and Hiro is a 9 year old, Akemi calls Hiro "Hiro-chan"
So it just doesn't makes sense, in "senpai-chan" is like "senpai" is the persons name
Feel free to correct me, I'm not a Japanese speaker I just see Japanese speakers explaining the terms
@@daydream_goddess7324 Ik this wasn't meant for me, but you just cleared up alot of comfusion I face as a subtitiled anime watcher, so thank you.
@@elainamartinez2439 no problem
6:38 This looks like the kind of alert message you would get in a horror film starring _Cthulhu._
Gender is a weird idea when you really think about it.
Agreed
Yup
Gender is just a social construct
Yeah, if you disassociate it from genetic sex it just crumbles into meaninglessness. I think that's why so many people are so scared of small, transgender children. It's really hard to learn new things when you're stupid.
@@justauselesstransboy
It really is, though.
Like, even the people who think that men should be "MANLY MEN" (TM) can't really explain why.
" *Men should be tough and masculine!* "
"OK, but why?"
" *Because that's how it should be!* "
"And what's the advantage of that?"
" *It would mean men are more masculine!* "
"Which is a good thing becaaaause...?"
" *erm...* "
THE PAIN when it comes to male or female questions as a nonbinary 😃
One reason some sites, especially Social Media sites, do this, is because some languages (like Italian for example) need to know whether a person being talked about is male or female for translation-purposes (i.e. some words change depending on whether the person that is talked about it male or female), and the language has (currently, at least) no way to deal with nonbinary folks like yourself.
I completely understand the pain, but it's more something to take up with Italian and all those other languages, than with the site designers themselves.
Tom Scott did an excellent video for Computerphile titled "Internationalis(z)ing Code" (don't know if YT would nuke a link) about THE PAIN software developers go through when trying to Internationalize their applications.
Ahaha yeah i always close my eyes and choose a random option💀
@@soupoup Excellent solution!
Steampunk middle-earth almost became cannon, numenor at least. In an early draft Tolkien saw the corruption of Numenor by Sauron as an industrial revolution.
The only, or at least main reason why it didn't become cannon was that Tolkien couldn't figure out a plausible way for Sauron to forget how to teach orcs the same steam punk technology he taught the numenoreans
*ah i see you're a man of culture as well*
I've only seen most of the films and played one game, but honestly I love but keep forgetting the genre of Steampunk exists. I would love to read it anyway.
I'm sure there's already fanfic I just have to look for.
I definitely need this one after a trying day. Laughed my ass off. Mr Click as always, superb job! Software gore is one of my favorites subs.
For those who wanna know what the image in minute 6:38 said...
It says:
People MUST stay out of
the water (sea rivers and
estuaries) STAY OFF beaches
and shore areas. There's a
danger to swimmers, surfers,
people fishing, small boats,
and anyone in or near the
water close to shore.
For further information
listen to the radio/tv or visit
(Link I won't put)
or Bay of Plenty Civil Defence.
Edit: forgot the "( )" before and after "sea rivers and estuaries"
@Amwer I just can I guess, I noticed there were words that actually made sense and I just followed along to know what it said
@Amwer Try it if you want, maybe you'll be able to read it yourself without having to read what I wrote ^^ it's a weird "quirk" to have, but it's interesting I guess
Also, SURGES AT THE SHORE should be somewhere I guess.. maybe it's the heading
I like ur profile pic
@@-.Leo.- aw thank you!! A friend of mine made it for me long time ago
8:13 No! The Source missing texture thing!
On a completely unrelated note, COOL MEDICAL FACT
Cancer can get cancer. As tumour cells multiply, there is a chance of another mutation happening, and that tumour basically growing a tumour.
“Seems like such a calm, chill puzzle game.”
Uuuuh, sure man. Little Nightmares 2, the chillest of puzzle/platformers.
"It seems like such a calm chill puzzle game"
Well, how about you play it? After all, Little Nightmares is such a *calm chill puzzle game...*
he's gone too deep, he can see sounds now
Synthesia is a heck of a thing XD
"You can't change the owner of this item." Is so much more menacing if you're already set as the owner.
9:08 My computer glitched like that yesterday. Bad part was it was during my playing classic game FATE and I was just confronted by a level boss who was a cave giant and his minions. It was funny to see this giant character jumping about like that, but scary because it raised the difficulty in defeating it.
Thankfully the glitch only lasted a few seconds and I was able to defeat the boss without dying. Sure FATE allows you to respawn but that option would mean I am moved 3 levels up and leave all my gold on that prior level. .. I had over one million gold at that point.
9:03 “I’m so good at my job. The first stand-up without comedy it’s just stand up. And I’m sitting down.”
The "insert disc for " is one of those rather benign viruses people made to make you aware you've been reckless on the internet (or typically: school / uni computer), just like the "you're stupid" virus etc.
edit: the name isn't literally "you're stupid", but idk if yt's algorithm would mistake the actual wording for bullying.
So what did the person with the PS4 do for YT to say it needs a disk? Does it think it's old Netflix? XD
@@Roadent1241 huh, good question, I didn't catch that it was a PS4 lol. Those are difficult to infiltrate. It could be pirating, which requires disabling safety features of the PS4 os, or using certain streaming or pron websites without having installed ps4's dedicated web security package.
But tbh I've never heard of "insert disc" for PS4 .. so unless someone put in the serious effort of making one for PS4, which I doubt, it's more likely that the one in the video is either a prank or a compromised (as in: damaged or degraded) PS4.
@@augustaseptemberova5664 I could be wrong, it might need PS5, I don't know what that looks like and I'm still not familiar with PS4 despite having owned one for a few years.
12:46 it is funny to me that Click didnt think that he can spell sin and that it was first thing that came to my mind.
yes little nightmares is such a "cute and calm" puzzle game 3:28
You know when a medicine is created to treat one thing and fails at it but treats another thing really well? It's the organic version of "It's not a bug. It's a feature."
“God, the audio looks amazing”
-Cliccy Thiccy Wiccy, 2022
When I worked in software we didn't have bugs, we had "undocumented features"
This is objectively the correct attitude.
6:21-6:37 Are you saying that the computer possibly interpreted "70-75" as "70 minus 75," which would be -5?
I think that's what he means, which based on what I know about coding (which is basically that you need to be VERY explicit about what you want it to do because the program WILL take it too literally) that sounds like something that could happen easily
I can see it happening. Those are in fact genius lazy programming skills: Instead of checking if the input contains a valid number, a dash or other dividing character, then another valid number, and THEN check if the second number is greater thatn the first, just interpret the whole thing as a substraction and just check the result.
@@juanausensi499 it is XD people who don't understand coding at all would say that the programmer doesn't know how to actually code, but that is, in fact, a VERY clever way to simplify the amount of code to write and the amount of time it takes to write that code so you have more time to chill. Whoever came up with that is INCREDIBLY smart.
@@connorhearts4776 Indeed!
@@connorhearts4776 they need to change the error message tho
18:39 Fun fact: That picture is from an spanish corn actor. His photo was used so many times for memes of fake news that it generated that bug.
My favorite software "mishap" is when I used to install Dell computers and chose Switzerland as country, it automatically set the keyboard to Swedish
Starts with sw and is in Europe? Must be the same country
17:40 I like this post because as a Genshin player. The person saw this glitch and posed next to it, and used the camera function to make Lumine's face upset next to the broken model.
19:15 i Love when there’s a video of league he said „it’s not a bug it’s a feature“
The phone that went "food mode" over a baby is simply following the advice of _A Modest Proposal_
That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw that, glad I’m not alone
I did not need that as a reminder, dude. WHY
"Soap smells nice, but it doesn't taste nice." - wise words from The Click, 2022
So I had a moment in Skyrim after my ex downloaded a mod to add more skirmishes to the world. It was during the opening scene just after the Nord gets his head chopped off. Suddenly, his headless corpse stands up, shouts, “FOR SKYRIM!” draws a battle axe and goes running off to join the skirmish that had spawned nearby. And everyone just watches him go silently for a moment before continuing the scene like nothing happened.
4:01 the managender if you will
I think I will
You don't have to apologize for the Disappointment Lake joke. That's actually nicer than what we call ourselves. 😂
7:55 all that happens is that when you try to use said site it takes you to cow evolution
Yeah I still remember having to take an online course in sexual harassment. It kept bugging out every time I tried to submit my score and would force me to retake it. Last time I took it I just took a screenshot of my score and emailed it to them. Had 110% on the final score. Not sure how… apparently I was good enough at the subject I got extra credit. Wait a minute…. No
Some how Click made me get out of bed (finally) at 4 pm and clean my room. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Thank you Clicky Wicky I love all your videos bro, keep up the good work. ✨
I've been having a really hard week. This made me genuinely laugh. Thank you, Click.
2:15 - That awkward moment when your car decides to become a pro ballet dancer:
3:45 this game is literally called "little nightmares" its quite the opposite of calm and one of the creepiest game ever
20:27 I’ve actually had that happen to me before, the trick to fixing it is to just go into activity monitor, and force quit touchbar might be touchbarmanager or something I can’t remember precisely, it does have touchbar in its name though
This is the exact thing I needed rn I just started my period and I needed this pick me up thanks click
Ayyyy I’m also on my period. It really sucks
@your estranged childhood bestie yayyyy my new bestie💛
@@rynnvxk I agree😃
Women haha (/s don't kill me, seriously tho don't suffer too much bye)
@@sanchu6335 i- 😭😭😭
I was at a party with my dad the other day and someone asked me what I was (In regards to my origins). I said I was one quarter Icelandic, one eighth Finnish and 100% a disappointment. My dad found this way too funny
My dad showed me the notification that my Mango plushie is one the way...
Probably the best news today.
I had a package one time get "delivered" and Amazon told me it was in the Atlantic Ocean. Showed up four days later but damn do I wish I'd've screenshot that.
5:55 crazy frog intensifies
If the world was a simulation and it crashed, I like to think things would corrupt like in Sims 2. Suddenly your BFF is T-posing and bright pink. People's memories start turning into indecipherable nonsense. Chaos reigns.
11:30 that looks like a German tried to learn Chinese and the system translated wrong. 😅😂
Definitely the options were not German!
Btw. Click speaking German is still wonderful!
I was absolutely astounded by how well he pronounced it and at the same time I somehow wasn’t. 😂
Was looking for this comment, I could listen to him reading like a German fairytail or something
3:39. Wow click are you wrong. Little NIGHTMARES
I'm expecting my copy of Kith and Kin today. Time to increase me D&D nerding.
D&D nerding stat maxed!
13:11 lol this German course is either kinda old, or Austrian German. “fesch“ is not something i've heard used in Germany in many years. Feels like youth slang from the 80s (but is actually originated in Austrian slang as an anglicism from “fashionable“)
No gender for me? Why, thank you!
18:51 I usually see this happen when google translates a page that has numbers in it
8:41 once I had a plate stuck on a sim like that, and it took a few sim days to get it off. My sim had smelly emojis and was sad, and the hygiene bar suffered, because the “dirty” plate was giving off green fumes….I think I had to use karma to tweak the appearance to get it to reset. (Not even turning off the game was helping).
When you're making software, this kinda stuff happens hilariously a lot.
True, but the idea is generally to have this kinda stuff removed by the time it goes into production and is widely distributed to the public.
9:50 I would be pressing “record last 30 seconds” real-fast too, if that were me.
At one point Netflix glitched and all the shows were in the wrong row. Attack on Titan ended up in the “Comedy” section
20:07 a visual representation of my brain while i'm trying to understand math
For Click's touchscreen story, I got a PSP and couldn't figure out which button controlled movement because it had like a grid texture and I thought it was a speaker. I only figured it out after accidentally knocking it. It took half an hour
10:20 There actually is a horror movie with a plot like that. I don’t remember the title off the top of my head, but I have a copy of it on DVD. I’ll look it up when I get home.
Edit: I looked up the movie. It’s called “Midnight Movie”. For a movie that went straight to DVD, it’s actually pretty good.
16:05 That airport's IATA code is DEL, so I suspect that some process replacing airports' IATA codes by their names has gone rogue. Goodness knows what it was doing here though.
2:22
That car is creating a new freaking universe within its size
As an American, I approve of Disappointment Lake as an alternative name.
It's what we should rename the US because it's become a major disappointment lol
I never thought I'd see a Click video so early- I'm usually asleep when they come out
2:10 Funny how graphics somehow look like somebody just recorded a real race until some weird stuff starts happening.
Ikr? I somehow took ages to realise that it was a game😂
5:45 "those are rooky numbers, gota bump them up"
i played over 100 hours of animal crossing new horizons within the first 2 weeks
12:26 With 5 monitors this is even more annoying so I wrote my own program where I can type in actual pixel positions. It's just a registry value so you could even do it manually. The only down side is that you have to re login to update it.
11:55 looks like a perfect Movielist to me :D
Omfg I was in tears laughing, please cover this subreddit more often, it's a treasure 🤣
Also a good reminder of why The Internet Of Things That Should NOT Be On The Internet is a bad idea.
I remember when my sims4 would glitch, the sims themselfs would become invisible, streched or 2d... Very interesting thing to see at 2 am
I had a nanny in Sims 2 who just wouldn't leave, even though her ride came yo pick her up every day. She wouldn't take care of the children, wouldn't respond to being fired, just wandered around complaining until she eventually died.
21:23 as an american, i can confirm we are all just a big old disappointment lake
Agreed
I can agree with that statement
Can confirm and agree with this statement
Pretty much
15:30 i hear you can't change the owner of the eye timmy
The delivery guy from 11:40 is clearly the one from "Good Omens" season 1. He just gave Famine his. And by the time he is at yours Armageddon't happened, so you do not need to worry.
Also I am disapointed that you didn't say "sin" at 12:50
8:55 Aren't vampires midnight snackers by necessity?