YTP | Toy Toy 2 🤠🤠
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- We're all gonna be eating delicious hot Schmoes
🎞️Toy Story 2 YTP / Toy Toy 2
Original Remix - • [ElectroSwing] Pisk - ...
Extended Remix - • YoYo
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They are neither S'mores or Shmoes. They are called "YO YO"
YO! That was awesome!
I'll have some Yo Yo's for dinner
More Like YO-LO!
Toy Story 2 YTP Reference
THEY ARE SCHMOES
Yo lo Yo ol
Yo Yo
lol
5:15
“Get in the box!”
“No-“
Gets kicked
“It’s your choice Woody, you can go to Japan together or in pieces.”
“You turned on the TV last night!”
“You’re bringing this up now?!”
“I was a yo-yo!!!”
“...Whatever!”
This has gotta be one of my favorite conversations I’ve seen in your ytps xD
Gets grabbed
“Idiots!”
Punches them off
But it denied by cameras and is grabbed again
“Gotcha!”
“Idiots! Children destroy idiots! You’ll all be ruined! Spending eternity-“
“Right over there guys!”
*He died.*
NO! NO!! NO!!!
Pony Peril
5:44 my little pony
I really loved that part!
1:44 How is nobody else talking about this part? Just the way that buzz is intensely looking at woody while he exclaims:”WAH! IT’S THE CHICKEN MAN!” literally killed me
Yep
Yeah it's a very funny scene 🤣
3:03
It’s at 1:49
That’s our guy.
My favorite part is at 3:57
Woody: “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALE!!! GUYS WAKE UP WAKE UP THERE’S A YOYOSAYOYOYOSAYOAHYOAHYOAHYOAHYO…”
Buzz: “Darn it Woody!”
Woody: “YoY! Sarge, emergency roll call!”
Sarge: “Red alert! All dirtbags fall in position now! Single file; let’s MOVE MOVE MOVE!”
I died 😂
*Andy's mom walks in, freezes for a bit, then leaves*
Sarge: All civilians fall in position now!
*Andy kicks the door open*
Sarge: Single file! Let's-!
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud...
Andy: Hey Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
Woody: no.
@@ChristopherBerdebes Andy: *Thinks* I don’t wanna play with you anymore
@@michaelhinton8530 NO! NONO! DON’T LEAVE, DON’T LEAVE!!
Teacher: No Dancing And Singing In Line!
Students In The Back: 3:40
XD
YESSS
Yo yo dance
Omg 3:40 is making me laugh so much lol 😂
"...let's go everyone"
0:55 You know you're a dead man when the second spike wall drops in.
XD that part was funny
I died 😂😂😂
That was hilarious lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:58 OH I'M A SHAM!
1:00 (Spiky patrol incoming >:D)
1:01 MY..!(SLAM)
1:02 [Insert roblox death noises]
4:41
"AAAAAAUGH!" *gets stuck in one pose*
"Uh, Woody?"
"UUUUUAGH!" *gets stuck in a different pose*
"Strange little man."
LMFAO LOL
4:41 MIGHT BE THE BEST PART EVER😂😂😂
4:49
[Woody hits his head on a drawer five times in rapid succession, then falls out of the dresser and hits the ground at Mach 1.]
5:17
*Stinky Pete:* Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces
*Woody:* You turned on the TV last night!
*Stinky Pete:* You're bringing this up now?
*Woody:* _I was a yo-yo!_
*Stinky Pete:* Whatever.
how about Stinky Pete gets sent to My Little Pony Land for eternity
And what he did was worst of all.................... He glitched
Buzz: Gotcha!
Stinky Pete: Idiots! (Hits Buzz Using A Low Blow Punch)
@@benmellors1622 Equestria
Which movie is the line “You’re Bringing This Up Now?” From?
"I just want you to know that i will be sitting around on a campfire and making delicious hot SCHMOES"
Their called s’mores buzz
@@tylerdinkydooamusementmadn6368 Right, right..
HAS ANYONE FOUND WOODYS HAT YET!?
@@tylerdinkydooamusementmadn6368 THEY. ARE. schmoes
Can i have some schmoes?
Famous last words:
"Oh, I'm a sham!"
"They're called s'mores, Buzz."
"Prospector, this isn't fair!"
Fa-a-a-a-ir? I'll tell you what's not "fair." Spending a lifetime on a "fair" store shelf and watching every other "fair" be sold!
sham?
Look at 00:55
"I'm officially freaked out"
*F A I R ?*
*[FAIR.EXE has stopped working]*
*F A I R ! ! !*
@@simplyunnoticeable55 its working to well
@@simplyunnoticeable55 That's not fair at all!
2:34
F A I R 1000000000X and it hasn't stopped
“Uh...Woody?”
“I was a yo-yo!”
“Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy that taught me that I AM MRS. NEZBIT!”
You’re killing me man! Great once again.
P
It’s so great… 😂
I was a yo yo I was a yo yo
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
Hilarious 🤣
4:56 I died of laughter on this one right there
3:05 I DIED laughing when Prospector said "how did you get out of there?" Thought it was unopenale.
I don’t know what that line is from
@@christopherlmoo From Lilo and Stitch (2002) when Captain Gantu was after Stitch and the gang in his ship and was wondering how Stitch escaped from his glass tube.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The subtitle says AMBUSH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AMBUSH FROM ROBLOX DOOORS
@@Valveiscool. Like a secret hidden code. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Andy's mom: *walks* *in* *Andy's* *room* *seeing* *all* *of* *Andy's* *toy's* *walking* *around*
Also Andy's mom: *walks* *out* *casually*
Want to like but it's at 69 likes
@@marcusturner27 after two years, it is now 123 likes
@@FindingGamesStudio 155
2:33
prospector: "FAAIR? I'll tell you what's not *fair* spending the lifetime on a *fair* store shelf watching every other *fair* be sold. Well finally my *fair is paid off. And now hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now."
Woody: "I'm afficaly freaked out."
Prospector: *"Fair!"*
Had me laughing for 20 seconds.😂
2:52
Help! Buzz! Guys!
It's too late Buzz!
*Opens the vent*
IM POSSIBLE!!
“I’m officially freaked out.”
*”FAIR!”*
I love how buzz always blames woody in the beginning. "DARN IT WOODY!"😂😂
SonicGamer 2604 Same lol
0:01 opening scene for YTP Toy Toy 2
Sounds like a punchline for a sitcom.
You know that Was in the bloopers and end of the real toy story 2 movie
Im laughing while reading this
1:49
Woody: AHH IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!
Buzz: What are you talking about?
Woody: You really are stinky pete!
roasting in a nutshell be like...
Remember
@@christopherlmoo Remember
4:03 woody.exe has stopped working
Buzz: Darn it woody
Woody:SARGE! Emergency role call!
Green man: red alert! All dirtbags fall in Position now!
Green Man: SINGLE FILE, LET'S MOVE! MOVE *MOVE*-
Andy’s mom: walks in
Everyone: silence
Woody: thinking about *YOYO*
Andy’s mom: yeah no
Buzz: “What’s going on?”
Woody: “Nothing that concerns *YOU* Spacemen!”
Buzz: “Ok..”
Me: X,D
0:01
Turn on subtitles
Toy toy 2 12:00
Yo-yo
Yoyo
1:15 when you're stuck on that one boss and are sick and tired if hearing their beginning monologue
Remember
This is so relatable.
2:32 to 2:52
Jessie: Prospector, this isn’t fair!
Prospector: FAIRRRRR!!!???
Prospector: I’ll tell you what’s not FAIR!
Prospector: Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf watching every other FAIR be sold!
Prospector: Well, finally my FARE has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!!!
Woody: I’m officially freaked out...
Prospector: FAIRRR!!
Me: X,D
FaIr!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fairrrr
*Help buzz guys!*
Fair.exe has stoped working.
*F A I R!!!!!!*
"I'm officially freaked out"
"FAIR!" >:C
Spending a lifetime in a fair store shelf
I can tell you what's not fair (3:
Watching every other FAIR be sold XD
FAIR!
Shas'O Swoll Help! Buzz! Guys!
1:48
“It’s the chicken man!”
🤣🤣
what are you talking about
How do we put the sound effects in the comment can you tell me how
Why did you put out this out right when I needed to get back to repairing my ship?
What do you mean by ship? A art shop or a actual ship. From your profile picture it seems like a art ship
@@JamesTheFoxeArt as in spaceship
Eddie B ok thank you for that clarification strange being
Avalanche TV I forgot that scene in toy story 1
Good riddance you looney
That remix sounds like someone slowly falling into insanity
And i love it
YES
YES
2:33 “Fair.exe has stopped working”
2:23 Woody: You turned on the TV!
Prospector: I don’t know how that television turned on.
(you think i'm buying this?)
So, we meet again buzz litebeer
@@sal_le_meme_man3165 did ya miss me?
You’re going to pay for that!
@@sal_le_meme_man3165N A H zurg!
Andy: “Hey Woody! Ready to go to cowboy camp?”
Woody: “No.”
😂😂😂
*[Real Thonking Hours]*
*I d o n ‘ t w a n t t o p l a y w i t h y o u a n y m o r e.*
*thinking again**
**redo it all**
YES! I’m saved! I’m saved
“JUST KIDDING!”
He a hairy fella 3:23
“Has anyone found Woody’s *SHMOE* yet?”
They....are......shmoes
There called s’mores
Schmoes
Tyler Dinky Doo Amusement Madness Fun 123 there s’mores
Schmoes
My fav part 😂😆
Stinky Pete: Your choice Woody, You can go to Japan together or in pieces. 😠
Woody: You turned on the TV last night! 😡
Stinky Pete: (In Megaminds voice) Your bringing this up now?! 🤨
Woody: I was A YoYo! 😠
Stinky Pete: *W H A T E V E R* . . . . 😒
3:40 YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO-YOYO
"Killed him with one bullet. Don't get no deader." 🤠🐶🎻
- Rango
Thank you
Hi puppo
All seven of em
@@karsynday8423 thats right! all seven of em...
@@tony7237 Exactly....how'd you do that, Mr. Rango?
3:58
Woody: *YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD* Sale!
Also Woody: Guyswake up
Also Woody: *Literally Non sense*
Buzz: *Looks at him in Anger confusion*
Also Buzz: DARN IT WOODY
YOOOOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOO
Woody had a seizure
I think woody's broken
Woody broke his voice box.
LOL
1:57 Twitter in a nutshell
You mean X?
Qwistoff your back! My favorite part was the “fair” spending my time on a fair shelf
i think his back is fine
Totally. I was so dead.
Yay! You brought the "WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?" joke back! :D
Btw, they're not Schmoes or s'mores, they're *BONDING STRIPS*
No, they're FAIRs on FAIR store shelves, watching every other FAIR be sold!
True.
Look you bond them together
3:39 Woody became a YO-YO 🪀 song
4:23, oh for crying out loud Qwistoff needs more subscribers.
2:35
Stinky Pete seems to be FAIRly upset...
...LOL...
Stink Pete:FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!?
Buzz: where’s that bonding strip?
Woody: Shut Up
“Zerg shoots Buzz”
Zurg: killed him with one bullet, don’t get no better
Woody: this isn’t fair
Prospector: FAAAAIIIIRR!!
Woody: I was a yo-yo
Woody: Falls
Buzz: Woody are you alright
Woody: Yeah I'm fine
Buzz: Alright then *slams Woody to the ground 4:52
Get nae nae’d.
Cha cha real smooth...
I guffawed!!
Audible depression for Woody.
lol my fav too! ^>^
2:33
FAaAaAaAIR???
I Tell you what's not FAIR!
Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf
Watching every other FAIR
Being Sold!
Well finally my FAIR has been paid off and now Hand me now Cowboy Doll GONNA MESS IT NOW!!
I'm officially freaked out now.
FAIR
Help guys
Its too late
*open gate easily*
IMPOSSIBLE
woody you are A H A I R Y F E L L A
I'm officially freaked out.
FAIR
GET ME OUTA HERE
*_FAIR_*
@@tbays5875 * close gate *
I tried reasoning you, Woody...
Buzz: Woody, are you alright?
Woody: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Buzz: Alright then. (Slams Woody back on the floor)
Funny stuff right there!
Wow.
Impressive.
😂
😅
Damn
4:24 Andy: hey woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
Woody: No
😂😂😂
It’s gulag
Hmmm... I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
NO NO NO DON'T LEAVE!
@@hermionegranger4823 Ready to go to Cowboy Camp?
Haru Gamer *No*
4:51
Gravity over 9000!
"You're going to pay for that!"
"Nah Zurg"
3:31 Using that line randomly out-of-context will _never_ get old! X^D
snap out of it buzz
*slap*
3:40 my favorite from this entire ytp
Agreed
Same
I was a yo-yo
Woody: What Are You Cooking Tonight Buzz?
Buzz: Delicious Hot Schmoes & YO YO’s
Can you do YTP Toy Toy 3 soon along with Toy Toy Toons, for terror, that time frogot, Toy Toy treats, & Toy Toy 4?
Yeah,quinstoff,this guy is right!!!
He already made a ytp on toy story treats so check that off the listings
Especially Toy Story of Terror!
@@skunkywild2116 that's what I just said
Wait until toy story 4 is on dvd, and also make a wall e ytp
I love that Buzz blames everything on Woody!! 😂😂😂 "DARN IT WOODY!!"
OH I'M A SHAM!
Real funny woody
That message was really funny! 😂
Hahaha! LOL! Lol! 😂🤣😆@@SalaciaYT
That made me laugh!
0:20 Me when I turn on my phone at night and it’s at 100% brightness
Sorry I’m two minutes late I was playing Dr. Mario
Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten ever thanks
lol
Me too.
Lol
Me too, too
Dr Mario world?
This YTP was amazing. Also make a full remix of YoYo. Also also, your Ytp skills have really improved.
The fact you make these humorous videos without any inappropriate or over the top potty humor is absolutely incredible & I thank you SO very much for them. 💕
Door opens
Dude from The Shining: HEEEERES JOHNNY
Door closes
Andy: comes in
I think you're talking about Sos Story 2 but whatever
Ik
@@iloveshalomharlow09Nothing that concerns YOU spaceman.
4:25 Andy: you ready to go to cowboy camp
Woody:no
I d o n ‘ t w a n n a p l a y w i t h y o u a n y m o r e.
@@halo_cupheadyt4069 NONONONONO DON'T LEAVE DON'T LEAVE
I demand a 10 hour of this
3:40
Edit:
Also this one,its awesome for a 10 hour by the way 4:00
true
“It’s the chicken man”
“What are you talking about”
“You really are stinky Pete”
😂😂
-Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces.
-You turned on the TV last night!
-You bring this up now!?
-I was a YOYO!
-Whatever...
Yes
@@chalexgamer3947 why did this repeat?
@@nightcorenyancat999 What do you mean?
@Rainbow Wolf Gaming I just want to say I'll be sitting around a campfire making delicious hot schmoes.
Nothing that concerns YOU, spaceman
Okay :(
💀🤣
Me: giggling
*1 min later..*
Me: laughing regularly
*5 secs later..*
Me: dying of laughter
*1 sec later..*
Me: *W H E E Z I N G*
Wheezy
*_WHEEZE_*
That's your *fair* dose of laughter.
When?
5:25 "I was a Yo Yo"
-Woody
“Whatever”
-Stinky Pete
Right
“Fair! I’ll tell you what’s not fair!... and now that my fair is finally paid...”
0:35 Poor Buzz. He's been searching for a bonding strip for 7 months.
What’s finally in toy story four also known as 20 years later buzz light year found his bonding strip
HOLD UP
if you take ToyToy
Get rid of the T's oyoy
Reverse it
Yoyo
Lol 😆
@@LunamoonOwO OH MAH GAWD
WHAT THE FLUP SR
ARE YOU JEBUS CRIST??
@@starpie4352 No offense, but what are you saying that for?
@@LunamoonOwO look at snake alots commet. (Also, unbelivible.)
My favorite part is at 2:25
Woody: “You turned on the TV”
Stinky pete: “I don’t know how that television turned on”
Stinky pete: *Turns back on the TV*
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
(You think I'm buying this?)
He just opened it even though it was locked. 2:56
Abraham Benno I think that was the joke.
@@SegaNintendoGuy64 Yeah, I know. I found it funny 😂😂
“Hey what’s going on?”
“Nothing that concerns YOU space man”
*ookie*
C
3:40 Bart Is Angelic my reaction
1:13 Al Sliding In The Room
Me:
Everybody:
Prospector: *F A I R ! ! ! !*
“It’s too late, buzz!”
*opens vent with zero problems
*Im.. POSSIBLE.*
rango refrence
KILLED THEM WITH ONE BULLET, DONT GET NO DEADER
I love that part 1:39
@@dollyowl
Same
4:10 red alert: all DIRTBAGS fall in position now
single file, lets move move move
*andys dad open door*
everyone: SHOOK
4:22 AH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Hazeeq Herman hey woody ! ready to go to cowboy camp ?
@@lilswirlash9764 *NO*
Hazeeq Herman hmmmm i dont wanna play wit u anymore
*NO WAIT! DON'T LEAVE DON'T LEAVE!*
"DARN IT WOODY!!!"
2:33 (Fair.exe has stopped working).
“I was a Yo-yo”
Woody- 1999 and 2019
YO-YO YO-YO YO-YO YO-YO
My favorite part in this YTP is when Buzz is running from those spikes and then more spikes appear in front of him XD
"*OH I'M A SHAM*!"
*Dead*
*Woody fighting prospector at the airport*
"You turned on the TV last night."
"You're bringing that up now?"
LOL!
“I was a Yo-yo!!!”
@@huntercool2232 Brilliant line.
@@huntercool2232 "Whatever."
I was kind of hoping the scene with the Prospector would go on longer, because I was certain it'd go to:
*Footsteps outside door*
*Gasp* "It's Al!"
*Door bursts open, suddenly Stromboli*
Shas'O Swoll
STRAMBOLI is cold FIREWOOD
Pinnocio is a cold idiot and very annoying!
4:12 😹👌
3:11 I actually want to go YO-YO
4:42 *wakes up from nightmare*
AHH!
(Freezes)
AHH!
(Freezes again)
Strange little man
Tim Allen is the only man capable of voicing Buzz.
Me: *snaps enemy's neck to save ammunition*
Everyone else at the paintball match 4:05
2:34 FAAAAIR I TELL YOU WHATS FAIR STORE SHELF FAIR FAIR
I almost died from laughter 😂 make more ytps! 😚
3:06 this sounds familiar
Captain Gantu in Lilo & Stitch
I'll tell you what's not *FAIR!*
Spending a lifetime on a *FAIR* store shelf watching every other *FAIR* be Sold!
He predicted Toy Story 4
Well, finally my *FARE* has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
*[FAIR.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING]*
@@superspeedbros2422 yeah... the second part minus the shelf...
Buzz: where’s that bounding strip?
3:59
When there is a supercar outside my window
Woody:me
Buzz:my big brother
Soldiers:my little siblings
Andy's mom:my mom
Lol
Who's andy
1:29 Zurg: You're Going To Pay For That!!
Buzz: NAH Zurg
Zurg: *Shoots Buzz and Laughs*
Also Zurg: GAAAAAHHH
Buzz Again?!: Did You Miss Me?
Zurg: *Shoots Buzz Again*
Only killed him with 1 bullet
@Neo the Super duper boi
You Really a Stink Pete Huh Right?
Kill then with one billet 1:39
The "did you miss me?" Was originally from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
Le frog- flushed away
when mario face diagrees 3:35
I've seen this so many times but I still laugh at 1:49 literally every single time.
Qwistoff’s Toy Toy 2! Starring “Woody Yo-yo”, “Buzz Hairy Schmoes”, and “Prospector Stinky Pants”.
Zurg BOSS
U mean *FAIIIIR*
Toys are scrambling around room
*Andy's mom walks in*
Toys freeze
*Andy's mom leaves*
Toys resume scrambling
*Andy walks in room*
Hamm: "Oh, for crying out loud."
0:01 *Woody:* Nothing That Concerns YOU Spacemen
*Buzz Lightyear:* Okay (Say on a Funny Voice)
“I better take a look anyway.”
“Uhh woody?”
*Huge explosion*
Oh No 😔😔😔
@@parappathefunkaloidmaker3647 Where’s that bonding strip?
@@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331buzz was that you