YTP | Toy Toy 2 🤠🤠
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- We're all gonna be eating delicious hot Schmoes
🎞️Toy Story 2 YTP / Toy Toy 2
Original Remix - • [ElectroSwing] Pisk - ...
Extended Remix - • YoYo
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They are neither S'mores or Shmoes. They are called "YO YO"
YO! That was awesome!
I'll have some Yo Yo's for dinner
More Like YO-LO!
Toy Story 2 YTP Reference
THEY ARE SCHMOES
Yo lo Yo ol
Yo Yo
lol
5:15
“Get in the box!”
“No-“
Gets kicked
“It’s your choice Woody, you can go to Japan together or in pieces.”
“You turned on the TV last night!”
“You’re bringing this up now?!”
“I was a yo-yo!!!”
“...Whatever!”
This has gotta be one of my favorite conversations I’ve seen in your ytps xD
Gets grabbed
“Idiots!”
Punches them off
But it denied by cameras and is grabbed again
“Gotcha!”
“Idiots! Children destroy idiots! You’ll all be ruined! Spending eternity-“
“Right over there guys!”
*He died.*
NO! NO!! NO!!!
Pony Peril
5:44 my little pony
I really loved that part!
"I'm officially freaked out"
*F A I R ?*
*[FAIR.EXE has stopped working]*
*F A I R ! ! !*
@@simplyunnoticeable55 its working to well
@@simplyunnoticeable55 That's not fair at all!
2:34
F A I R 1000000000X and it hasn't stopped
1:44 How is nobody else talking about this part? Just the way that buzz is intensely looking at woody while he exclaims:”WAH! IT’S THE CHICKEN MAN!” literally killed me
Yep
Yeah it's a very funny scene 🤣
3:03
It’s at 1:49
That’s our guy.
Andy's mom: *walks* *in* *Andy's* *room* *seeing* *all* *of* *Andy's* *toy's* *walking* *around*
Also Andy's mom: *walks* *out* *casually*
Want to like but it's at 69 likes
@@marcusturner27 after two years, it is now 123 likes
@@FindingGamesStudio 155
207 now
"I just want you to know that i will be sitting around on a campfire and making delicious hot SCHMOES"
Their called s’mores buzz
@@tylerdinkydooamusementmadn6368 Right, right..
HAS ANYONE FOUND WOODYS HAT YET!?
@@tylerdinkydooamusementmadn6368 THEY. ARE. schmoes
Can i have some schmoes?
Famous last words:
"Oh, I'm a sham!"
"They're called s'mores, Buzz."
"Prospector, this isn't fair!"
Fa-a-a-a-ir? I'll tell you what's not "fair." Spending a lifetime on a "fair" store shelf and watching every other "fair" be sold!
sham?
Look at 00:55
"I'm officially freaked out"
"FAIR!" >:C
Spending a lifetime in a fair store shelf
I can tell you what's not fair (3:
Watching every other FAIR be sold XD
FAIR!
Shas'O Swoll Help! Buzz! Guys!
“Uh...Woody?”
“I was a yo-yo!”
“Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy that taught me that I AM MRS. NEZBIT!”
You’re killing me man! Great once again.
P
It’s so great… 😂
I was a yo yo I was a yo yo
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
Hilarious 🤣
4:41
"AAAAAAUGH!" *gets stuck in one pose*
"Uh, Woody?"
"UUUUUAGH!" *gets stuck in a different pose*
"Strange little man."
LMFAO LOL
4:41 MIGHT BE THE BEST PART EVER😂😂😂
4:49
[Woody hits his head on a drawer five times in rapid succession, then falls out of the dresser and hits the ground at Mach 1.]
4:53 woody 😂
0:55 You know you're a dead man when the second spike wall drops in.
XD that part was funny
I died 😂😂😂
That was hilarious lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:58 OH I'M A SHAM!
1:00 (Spiky patrol incoming >:D)
1:01 MY..!(SLAM)
1:02 [Insert roblox death noises]
I love how buzz always blames woody in the beginning. "DARN IT WOODY!"😂😂
SonicGamer 2604 Same lol
0:01 opening scene for YTP Toy Toy 2
Sounds like a punchline for a sitcom.
You know that Was in the bloopers and end of the real toy story 2 movie
Im laughing while reading this
My favorite part is at 3:57
Woody: “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALE!!! GUYS WAKE UP WAKE UP THERE’S A YOYOSAYOYOYOSAYOAHYOAHYOAHYOAHYO…”
Buzz: “Darn it Woody!”
Woody: “YoY! Sarge, emergency roll call!”
Sarge: “Red alert! All dirtbags fall in position now! Single file; let’s MOVE MOVE MOVE!”
I died 😂
*Andy's mom walks in, freezes for a bit, then leaves*
Sarge: All civilians fall in position now!
*Andy kicks the door open*
Sarge: Single file! Let's-!
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud...
Andy: Hey Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
Woody: no.
@@ChristopherBerdebes Andy: *Thinks* I don’t wanna play with you anymore
@@michaelhinton8530 NO! NONO! DON’T LEAVE, DON’T LEAVE!!
5:17
*Stinky Pete:* Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces
*Woody:* You turned on the TV last night!
*Stinky Pete:* You're bringing this up now?
*Woody:* _I was a yo-yo!_
*Stinky Pete:* Whatever.
how about Stinky Pete gets sent to My Little Pony Land for eternity
And what he did was worst of all.................... He glitched
Buzz: Gotcha!
Stinky Pete: Idiots! (Hits Buzz Using A Low Blow Punch)
@@benmellors1622 Equestria
Which movie is the line “You’re Bringing This Up Now?” From?
Teacher: No Dancing And Singing In Line!
Students In The Back: 3:40
XD
YESSS
Yo yo dance
Omg 3:40 is making me laugh so much lol 😂
"...let's go everyone"
4:56 I died of laughter on this one right there
Why did you put out this out right when I needed to get back to repairing my ship?
What do you mean by ship? A art shop or a actual ship. From your profile picture it seems like a art ship
@@JamesTheFoxeArt as in spaceship
Eddie B ok thank you for that clarification strange being
Avalanche TV I forgot that scene in toy story 1
Good riddance you looney
Buzz: “What’s going on?”
Woody: “Nothing that concerns *YOU* Spacemen!”
Buzz: “Ok..”
Me: X,D
0:01
Turn on subtitles
Toy toy 2 12:00
Yo-yo
Yoyo
1:49
Woody: AHH IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!
Buzz: What are you talking about?
Woody: You really are stinky pete!
roasting in a nutshell be like...
Remember
@@christopherlmoo Remember
“Has anyone found Woody’s *SHMOE* yet?”
They....are......shmoes
There called s’mores
Schmoes
Tyler Dinky Doo Amusement Madness Fun 123 there s’mores
Schmoes
Can you do YTP Toy Toy 3 soon along with Toy Toy Toons, for terror, that time frogot, Toy Toy treats, & Toy Toy 4?
Yeah,quinstoff,this guy is right!!!
He already made a ytp on toy story treats so check that off the listings
Especially Toy Story of Terror!
@@skunkywild2116 that's what I just said
Wait until toy story 4 is on dvd, and also make a wall e ytp
2:33
prospector: "FAAIR? I'll tell you what's not *fair* spending the lifetime on a *fair* store shelf watching every other *fair* be sold. Well finally my *fair is paid off. And now hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now."
Woody: "I'm afficaly freaked out."
Prospector: *"Fair!"*
Had me laughing for 20 seconds.😂
2:52
Help! Buzz! Guys!
It's too late Buzz!
*Opens the vent*
IM POSSIBLE!!
@johnbob5284 Prospector: *fixes the vent* "I tried reasoning with woody" *the others get out of the vents* Prospector: "HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
2:57
Original Version:
"Fair"? I'll Tell You What's Not Fair, Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-store Shelf Watching Every Other Toy Be Sold. Well, Finally My Waiting Is Paid Off. And No Hand-me-down Cowboy Doll Is Gonna MESS IT UP FOR ME NOW!!
Qwistoff your back! My favorite part was the “fair” spending my time on a fair shelf
i think his back is fine
Totally. I was so dead.
Yay! You brought the "WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?" joke back! :D
Btw, they're not Schmoes or s'mores, they're *BONDING STRIPS*
No, they're FAIRs on FAIR store shelves, watching every other FAIR be sold!
True.
Look you bond them together
1:15 when you're stuck on that one boss and are sick and tired if hearing their beginning monologue
Remember
This is so relatable.
Woody: "You turned on the TV last night!"
Stinky Pete: "You're bringing this up now?!"
Woody: "I was a yo-yo!"
Stinky Pete: "Whatever!"
That part was gold!
Uh huh, sure
*Oops wrong YTP!*
Yep
🤣
4:27 I don't want to play with you anymore.
@@lukehorine4294 No, no, no! Don't leave! Don't leave!
That remix sounds like someone slowly falling into insanity
And i love it
YES
YES
The fact you make these humorous videos without any inappropriate or over the top potty humor is absolutely incredible & I thank you SO very much for them. 💕
3:05 I DIED laughing when Prospector said "how did you get out of there?" Thought it was unopenale.
I don’t know what that line is from
@@christopherlmoo From Lilo and Stitch (2002) when Captain Gantu was after Stitch and the gang in his ship and was wondering how Stitch escaped from his glass tube.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The subtitle says AMBUSH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 AMBUSH FROM ROBLOX DOOORS
@@Valveiscool. Like a secret hidden code. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
"Killed him with one bullet. Don't get no deader." 🤠🐶🎻
- Rango
Thank you
Hi puppo
All seven of em
@@karsynday8423 thats right! all seven of em...
@@tony7237 Exactly....how'd you do that, Mr. Rango?
Buzz: where’s that bonding strip?
Woody: Shut Up
“Zerg shoots Buzz”
Zurg: killed him with one bullet, don’t get no better
Woody: this isn’t fair
Prospector: FAAAAIIIIRR!!
Woody: I was a yo-yo
2:32 to 2:52
Jessie: Prospector, this isn’t fair!
Prospector: FAIRRRRR!!!???
Prospector: I’ll tell you what’s not FAIR!
Prospector: Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf watching every other FAIR be sold!
Prospector: Well, finally my FARE has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!!!
Woody: I’m officially freaked out...
Prospector: FAIRRR!!
Me: X,D
FaIr!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fairrrr
*Help buzz guys!*
Fair.exe has stoped working.
*F A I R!!!!!!*
2:23 Woody: You turned on the TV!
Prospector: I don’t know how that television turned on.
(you think i'm buying this?)
So, we meet again buzz litebeer
@@sal_le_meme_man3165 did ya miss me?
You’re going to pay for that!
@@sal_le_meme_man3165N A H zurg!
Woody: What Are You Cooking Tonight Buzz?
Buzz: Delicious Hot Schmoes & YO YO’s
“I’m officially freaked out.”
*”FAIR!”*
Andy: “Hey Woody! Ready to go to cowboy camp?”
Woody: “No.”
😂😂😂
*[Real Thonking Hours]*
*I d o n ‘ t w a n t t o p l a y w i t h y o u a n y m o r e.*
*thinking again**
**redo it all**
YES! I’m saved! I’m saved
“JUST KIDDING!”
1:48
“It’s the chicken man!”
🤣🤣
what are you talking about
How do we put the sound effects in the comment can you tell me how
My fav part 😂😆
Stinky Pete: Your choice Woody, You can go to Japan together or in pieces. 😠
Woody: You turned on the TV last night! 😡
Stinky Pete: (In Megaminds voice) Your bringing this up now?! 🤨
Woody: I was A YoYo! 😠
Stinky Pete: *W H A T E V E R* . . . . 😒
Buzz: Woody, are you alright?
Woody: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Buzz: Alright then. (Slams Woody back on the floor)
Funny stuff right there!
Wow.
Impressive.
😂
😅
Damn
3:58
Woody: *YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD* Sale!
Also Woody: Guyswake up
Also Woody: *Literally Non sense*
Buzz: *Looks at him in Anger confusion*
Also Buzz: DARN IT WOODY
YOOOOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOOOO-
OOOOOO
Woody had a seizure
I think woody's broken
Woody broke his voice box.
LOL
Door opens
Dude from The Shining: HEEEERES JOHNNY
Door closes
Andy: comes in
I think you're talking about Sos Story 2 but whatever
Ik
@@iloveshalomharlow09Nothing that concerns YOU spaceman.
1:49
Woody: WAH! its the chicken man!
Buzz: what are you talking about?
I love that Buzz blames everything on Woody!! 😂😂😂 "DARN IT WOODY!!"
OH I'M A SHAM!
Real funny woody
That message was really funny! 😂
Hahaha! LOL! Lol! 😂🤣😆@@SalaciaYT
That made me laugh!
3:31 Using that line randomly out-of-context will _never_ get old! X^D
snap out of it buzz
*slap*
"You're going to pay for that!"
"Nah Zurg"
Me: giggling
*1 min later..*
Me: laughing regularly
*5 secs later..*
Me: dying of laughter
*1 sec later..*
Me: *W H E E Z I N G*
Wheezy
*_WHEEZE_*
That's your *fair* dose of laughter.
When?
I was kind of hoping the scene with the Prospector would go on longer, because I was certain it'd go to:
*Footsteps outside door*
*Gasp* "It's Al!"
*Door bursts open, suddenly Stromboli*
Shas'O Swoll
STRAMBOLI is cold FIREWOOD
Pinnocio is a cold idiot and very annoying!
“It’s too late, buzz!”
*opens vent with zero problems
*Im.. POSSIBLE.*
*Woody fighting prospector at the airport*
"You turned on the TV last night."
"You're bringing that up now?"
LOL!
“I was a Yo-yo!!!”
@@huntercool2232 Brilliant line.
@@huntercool2232 "Whatever."
This YTP was amazing. Also make a full remix of YoYo. Also also, your Ytp skills have really improved.
“Fair! I’ll tell you what’s not fair!... and now that my fair is finally paid...”
“Hey what’s going on?”
“Nothing that concerns YOU space man”
*ookie*
C
“It’s the chicken man”
“What are you talking about”
“You really are stinky Pete”
😂😂
-Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces.
-You turned on the TV last night!
-You bring this up now!?
-I was a YOYO!
-Whatever...
Yes
@@chalexgamer3947 why did this repeat?
@@nightcorenyancat999 What do you mean?
@Rainbow Wolf Gaming I just want to say I'll be sitting around a campfire making delicious hot schmoes.
2:33 “Fair.exe has stopped working”
“I was a Yo-yo”
Woody- 1999 and 2019
YO-YO YO-YO YO-YO YO-YO
4:23, oh for crying out loud Qwistoff needs more subscribers.
My favorite part in this YTP is when Buzz is running from those spikes and then more spikes appear in front of him XD
"*OH I'M A SHAM*!"
*Dead*
Woody: Falls
Buzz: Woody are you alright
Woody: Yeah I'm fine
Buzz: Alright then *slams Woody to the ground 4:52
Get nae nae’d.
Cha cha real smooth...
I guffawed!!
Audible depression for Woody.
lol my fav too! ^>^
0:35 Poor Buzz. He's been searching for a bonding strip for 7 months.
Tim Allen is the only man capable of voicing Buzz.
This was one of the best YTP’s I’ve seen in a while, editing and creativity were top knotch
2:33
FAaAaAaAIR???
I Tell you what's not FAIR!
Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf
Watching every other FAIR
Being Sold!
Well finally my FAIR has been paid off and now Hand me now Cowboy Doll GONNA MESS IT NOW!!
I'm officially freaked out now.
FAIR
Help guys
Its too late
*open gate easily*
IMPOSSIBLE
woody you are A H A I R Y F E L L A
I'm officially freaked out.
FAIR
GET ME OUTA HERE
*_FAIR_*
@@tbays5875 * close gate *
I tried reasoning you, Woody...
I almost died from laughter 😂 make more ytps! 😚
"Woody are you alright?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine-"
"Alright then I'll.."
"Huh?-OUF!!"
4:03 woody.exe has stopped working
Buzz: Darn it woody
Woody:SARGE! Emergency role call!
Green man: red alert! All dirtbags fall in Position now!
Green Man: SINGLE FILE, LET'S MOVE! MOVE *MOVE*-
Andy’s mom: walks in
Everyone: silence
Woody: thinking about *YOYO*
Andy’s mom: yeah no
4:59-5:00: Nice eyes and mouth animation you got there, Qwistoff!
Sorry I’m two minutes late I was playing Dr. Mario
Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten ever thanks
lol
Lol
Me too, too
Dr Mario world?
The new Dr Mario game is awful
HOLD UP
if you take ToyToy
Get rid of the T's oyoy
Reverse it
Yoyo
Lol 😆
@@LunamoonOwO OH MAH GAWD
WHAT THE FLUP SR
ARE YOU JEBUS CRIST??
@@starpie4352 No offense, but what are you saying that for?
@@LunamoonOwO look at snake alots commet. (Also, unbelivible.)
1:15 “So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear...(clank!) WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
LOL!
"They're called smores Buzz."
*Buzz starts beating the ever living shit out of Woody*
Brilliant
Rory Barber THEY ARE SCHMOES
@@discoclock4837 Well, there called smores.
LMAO
Qwistoff’s Toy Toy 2! Starring “Woody Yo-yo”, “Buzz Hairy Schmoes”, and “Prospector Stinky Pants”.
Zurg BOSS
U mean *FAIIIIR*
2:33 “FAAAAIR! I’ll tell you what’s not FAIR! spending a life time on a FAIR! Store shelf watching every other FAIR! Be sold, Well finally my FAIR! Has been paid off.” ~Is my favorite 🤣🤣👏
I'll tell you what's not *FAIR!*
Spending a lifetime on a *FAIR* store shelf watching every other *FAIR* be Sold!
He predicted Toy Story 4
Well, finally my *FARE* has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
*[FAIR.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING]*
@@superspeedbros yeah... the second part minus the shelf...
Me:
Everybody:
Prospector: *F A I R ! ! ! !*
Buzz: *B O N D I N G S T R I P*
Woody: *Y O Y O*
1:11 "Not enough eggrolls"
Linguini: That's what i get for trusting EGGS
1:13 (ONWARD)
Legend has it, he's still trying to find that bonding strip to this day.
0:11 & 0:20 1:06 4:38 Explosion and Dies
5:05 5:10 5:30 Fight Buzz
0:20 Me when I turn on my phone at night and it’s at 100% brightness
4:24 Andy: hey woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
Woody: No
😂😂😂
It’s gulag
Hmmm... I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
NO NO NO DON'T LEAVE!
@@hermionegranger4823 Ready to go to Cowboy Camp?
Haru Gamer *No*
I like how done with everything Buzz is in this video. Especially at the start. 😂
4:04 WOODY.EXE Has stopped working *LoL*
Hopefully we get a Toy Toy 4 real soon. Another great YTP this one was!
You mean toy toy 3
Schmoes eat smores on detours.
This was fun. The cosmic explosions at start really caught me off guard and were rather epically edited. Good work. 😉
''FAAAIIIRR I'll tell you what's not fair'' Pete says
rango refrence
KILLED THEM WITH ONE BULLET, DONT GET NO DEADER
I love that part 1:39
@@dollyowl
Same
2:35
Stinky Pete seems to be FAIRly upset...
...LOL...
Stink Pete:FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!?
"I'll tell you what's not *FAIR* spending a lifetime on a *FAIR* store self, watching every other *FAIR* be sold. Well now my *FARE* has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now."
"Ima officially freaked out."
*FAIR*
“It’s too late, *Buzz!”*
*somehow opens vent*
I demand a 10 hour of this
3:40
Edit:
Also this one,its awesome for a 10 hour by the way 4:00
true
Years ago, I would always pronounce this movie "Toy Toy 2" thanks to my little toddler mouth
Seeing this become the title for an actual YTP roughly 15 years later is a personal blessing that no one else can have, and I'm somehow honored even tho I shouldn't be 👌
Case in point, my childhood has returned in a way I never expected
Oh my word no words for this except YO-YO!! What a masterpiece, keep up the good work man
0:01 *Woody:* Nothing That Concerns YOU Spacemen
*Buzz Lightyear:* Okay (Say on a Funny Voice)
“I better take a look anyway.”
“Uhh woody?”
*Huge explosion*
Oh No 😔😔😔
@@parappathefunkaloidmaker3647 Where’s that bonding strip?
@@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331buzz was that you
And to this day, he never found that bonding strip
*Credits Roll*
I am from the future and he finally found it.
yes' yes he did
lucky him
Toytoy4
1:39 Rango disguised as Zurg
Cat: Are you the fellow that killed BUZZ
Rango thinks of the flash back and says thats right (Ytp Rangu)
1:40 OMG I love Rango!! Thank you for making a reference to it!
1:29 Zurg: You're Going To Pay For That!!
Buzz: NAH Zurg
Zurg: *Shoots Buzz and Laughs*
Also Zurg: GAAAAAHHH
Buzz Again?!: Did You Miss Me?
Zurg: *Shoots Buzz Again*
Only killed him with 1 bullet
@Neo the Super duper boi
You Really a Stink Pete Huh Right?
Kill then with one billet 1:39
The "did you miss me?" Was originally from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
Le frog- flushed away
The "Yo Yo" never gets old
It hasn’t even been three minutes, and I am already cracking up! I love how you integrated the scenes from Toy Story into Toy Story 2. Amazing job, man!
Me: *snaps enemy's neck to save ammunition*
Everyone else at the paintball match 4:05
He a hairy fella 3:23
I've seen this so many times but I still laugh at 1:49 literally every single time.