Diss tracks in other professions

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  • @youvebeenpoisenedmug113
    @youvebeenpoisenedmug113 23 дні тому +22850

    Patients a man of culture. Risking his life to make sure doc gets her reputation back

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 23 дні тому +232

      Dude is definitely solid. His appendix? Not so much! 😂

    • @annedavis3340
      @annedavis3340 23 дні тому +44

      Everyone remember to report the spammer who keeps replying with the same one comment about their channel 🙄

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +4

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @annedavis3340
      @annedavis3340 23 дні тому +14

      See directly below my comment for further details..... "who asked +" they spam video after video on this channel.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 22 дні тому +27

      *his...... the nurse calls the doctor "sir" multiple times.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 23 дні тому +13803

    Me holding a stethoscope to my chest: “Doctor I’ve got a tight beat you can use.”

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 23 дні тому +870

      I really put my heart into it.

    • @GaryDunion
      @GaryDunion 23 дні тому +458

      - Doctor I think the patient is in atrial fibrillation
      - No nurse, that's just a triplet flow

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 23 дні тому +268

      - Doctor, I think the patient is having a stroke
      - No, nurse, this blood’s flow is just trapping

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +7

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @GaryDunion
      @GaryDunion 23 дні тому +73

      @@ville__ Ma'am this is a Wendys

  • @raramama
    @raramama 23 дні тому +1657

    Can't wait until Dr. Pine reveals Dr. Mitchell's secret lovechild.😂

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 20 днів тому +50

      Dr. Mitchell wasn't hiding his lovechild from the world, he was hiding the world from his lovechild 😂

    • @misstekhead
      @misstekhead 19 днів тому +7

      Nice.

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 18 днів тому +10

      @@xletragedyx it really be like that

    • @shylapollard5165
      @shylapollard5165 10 днів тому

      LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @AlexChec
    @AlexChec 23 дні тому +13338

    "It gets worse, Doctor. He submitted his lyrics to a top journal for publication, and the peer reviewers universally agreed that you were utterly roasted."

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 23 дні тому +251

      Even worse, he dropped the track while standing on a pier. Can’t get more peer reviewed than that. 😂

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +12

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV
      @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV 22 дні тому +41

      ​@ville__ Oh no... Are you the same troll from the other video? This is sad. What's going to happen IF she actually notices you and finally just bans you outright? Or what about when the (worthless) UA-cam spam filter finally does it's job properly (for a change) and instead of harassing normal commenters, it starts automatically deleting your comments?

    • @vero_sr_g800
      @vero_sr_g800 22 дні тому +7

      Lmfao!!! Nice

    • @risitascositas1699
      @risitascositas1699 22 дні тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @sawyervance3758
    @sawyervance3758 23 дні тому +2970

    WE GETTING INTO MEDICAL DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥💥🔥💯

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +2

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @stinktaglia
      @stinktaglia 21 день тому +4

      ​@@ville__you asked rn lmao

    • @louisquartersson4555
      @louisquartersson4555 21 день тому +7

      ​@@stinktagliait's a bot though

    • @rileyxsko
      @rileyxsko 20 днів тому +3

      God Bless America babbyyyyy

  • @hollybittner8290
    @hollybittner8290 23 дні тому +1335

    The bars are so fire even the patient is vibing

  • @SebastienDrac
    @SebastienDrac 23 дні тому +3717

    I feel like "I'm gonna need you to scrub into the recording booth with me" is an underrated line LMAO

    • @wolfinthewheatfields3224
      @wolfinthewheatfields3224 22 дні тому +8

      this!!!

    • @malakadel6243
      @malakadel6243 21 день тому +8

      What does it mean😩

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 21 день тому +69

      @@malakadel6243 Before they start a surgery doctors & nurses scrub their hands, put on sterile gloves/ masks, etc, and that's called 'scrubbing in'. So Dr. Pine is telling the nurse he needs her to come to the booth to help record.

    • @agggagagagyrururu
      @agggagagagyrururu 21 день тому +20

      @@IrisGlowingBlueI thought it was a play on words about actual scrubs 💀

    • @nyekocreativity
      @nyekocreativity 20 днів тому +7

      Fr that line was super smooth 🙌

  • @cupofmilkyway
    @cupofmilkyway 23 дні тому +3710

    WE GETTING OUT OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @alissacrizler4908
      @alissacrizler4908 23 дні тому +5

      Jesus loves all!
      Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟

    • @peng_ender4588
      @peng_ender4588 23 дні тому +54

      ​@@alissacrizler4908 can Jesus pls get out of the comment section

    • @dontfeedducksbread
      @dontfeedducksbread 23 дні тому +10

      Not that one guy though

    • @cupofmilkyway
      @cupofmilkyway 23 дні тому +11

      @@dontfeedducksbread yeah no they're definitely dead sorry

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 23 дні тому +13

      Probably in a casket, but definitely getting out.

  • @Idothingsmaybe
    @Idothingsmaybe 23 дні тому +677

    He's gotta prescribe himself some ointment cause those burns were fire🔥🔥

  • @studded11
    @studded11 23 дні тому +1744

    the patient explaining to god how he got up there
    "okay, so, i died because my doctors were making diss tracks at each other"
    "What?"

    • @chazmania3644
      @chazmania3644 20 днів тому +21

      The Heaven and Hell crossover we've been praying for.

    • @lvluppup
      @lvluppup 20 днів тому +7

      1,100th like from me 😂

  • @girandsponge
    @girandsponge 23 дні тому +916

    Damm, Dr. Mitchell was cooking 😂

    • @alissacrizler4908
      @alissacrizler4908 23 дні тому +1

      Jesus loves all!
      Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @kaurpajula2731
      @kaurpajula2731 22 дні тому

      ​@@alissacrizler4908get a life

    • @unknowndeviceconnected
      @unknowndeviceconnected 21 день тому +10

      666 likes and you got both the jesus spammer and the who asked spammer on your replies? That's peak

  • @themasterprocrastinator4933
    @themasterprocrastinator4933 23 дні тому +189

    Love "we gotta stop releasing diss tracks at work you guys", implying this is not an uncommon thing

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 20 днів тому +20

      It's common enough for them to have a recording booth! 😂😂😂

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 20 днів тому +17

      @@PolarBearChoujin2470 The idea that the recording booth is actually in the hospital😭😭

  • @arianna3649
    @arianna3649 23 дні тому +371

    STOP IS THIS CUS THE DRAKE AND KENDRICK THING 😭😭

  • @theoutsiderjess4869
    @theoutsiderjess4869 23 дні тому +227

    That diss track was diabolical

    • @Grandpa...
      @Grandpa... 21 день тому +12

      More like diabetical

  • @devinhufford1126
    @devinhufford1126 6 днів тому +68

    When a person says "oops"🫢
    When a doctor says "oops" 💀

    • @viihlaura
      @viihlaura 5 днів тому +2

      love that this implies doctors aren't people lol

  • @witchthief9735
    @witchthief9735 23 дні тому +168

    The patient vibing with the lyrics killed me 😂😂

  • @VioletTheGeek
    @VioletTheGeek 23 дні тому +242

    The patient lying on the bed and grooving cracked me up!😂

    • @bartrese
      @bartrese 23 дні тому +3

      That was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abhipshadas6150
    @abhipshadas6150 23 дні тому +466

    Yeah, Dr Mitchell's probably released a follow up diss track by now...

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 21 день тому +16

      They probably called it 'Malpractice'.

    • @panenby3184
      @panenby3184 21 день тому +1

      Hello fellow Army ✨

  • @timedforpress
    @timedforpress 22 дні тому +33

    You stop watching Grey’s Anatomy for like, two seasons, and you completely lose track of the plot lines.

  • @DorkyMagicianGirl
    @DorkyMagicianGirl 23 дні тому +123

    As a resident, let me just tell you that the attending physician wouldn't care what the chief resident thought. Otherwise, perfect video. This is exactly what being a doctor is like in real life

    • @Grandpa...
      @Grandpa... 21 день тому +1

      pretty sure the doctors are also residents here lol

    • @shoepixie
      @shoepixie 21 день тому

      O no

    • @user-ev3mf2hx5u
      @user-ev3mf2hx5u 19 днів тому +3

      I imagine the real diss tracks are about patients, because some of the patient stories we EMTs have heard while chatting with the nurses are wild. 😂

  • @Sidzee256
    @Sidzee256 23 дні тому +61

    Jokes aside, Stanzi looks gorgeous. Loving the hair

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @PolarBearChoujin2470
      @PolarBearChoujin2470 21 день тому

      I never realized she has tattoos before!

  • @thomasdjonesn
    @thomasdjonesn 23 дні тому +69

    Hospital workers do be talkin shit tho

    • @jennzifur
      @jennzifur 22 дні тому +2

      We sho’ do 😂

  • @GodOfMoonlight
    @GodOfMoonlight 7 днів тому +40

    “We gotta stop dropping diss tracks at works guys ✋”

  • @PurpleDream193
    @PurpleDream193 22 дні тому +16

    As someone almost a doctor, you'll be surprised at the amount of beef different specialties have, attendings frequently seethe at the name of several other attendings

  • @Cattailsix
    @Cattailsix 22 дні тому +32

    "Dr. Mitchell, a life saving surgeon?
    More like the 40 year old virgin
    He wants to talk about me leaving scars?
    When his self medication is him stumbling out of bars
    Stumbling out of his marriage leaving home the missus
    Now his wife and kids left him saying "We don't miss yas."
    I guess that's the price you pay for the money and the maim
    When malpractice suits roll in
    I wonder who it is they will blame?"

  • @leftistsoup
    @leftistsoup 23 дні тому +60

    WE GETTING OUT OF HARVARD MED WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

  • @Freyvia
    @Freyvia 23 дні тому +156

    Poor appendix - took one for the team

  • @tamarjonelle9746
    @tamarjonelle9746 23 дні тому +33

    Ok but Stanzi looks hot as a doctor!!!

    • @L_Maris
      @L_Maris 20 днів тому

      She always looks hot as hell

  • @cupofmilkyway
    @cupofmilkyway 23 дні тому +82

    By the way your hair looks amazing like this!!

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +1

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @annedavis3340
      @annedavis3340 23 дні тому +1

      I wish my hair looked that fantastic when I am lying on a hospital bed 😂

  • @Praneelchauhan-mg1hi
    @Praneelchauhan-mg1hi 23 дні тому +33

    "I guess you chose to flat line"
    damn
    dr mitchell's on to something.

  • @rooney6521
    @rooney6521 9 днів тому +8

    Not the patient vibing lmaoo

  • @SanahSaysHello
    @SanahSaysHello 21 день тому +4

    As a Chief Resident and a doctor, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

  • @thewatcher4352
    @thewatcher4352 23 дні тому +13

    I can't wait to hear Dr.Pine's diss track, please give us a part two!

  • @NearsightedNarhwal
    @NearsightedNarhwal 23 дні тому +11

    “Guess you chose to flatline”
    OH MY GOD 😭

  • @ImmortalChaos
    @ImmortalChaos 4 дні тому +9

    Putting the hip in Hippocratic Oath🎧

  • @user-zl7bm7bv7p
    @user-zl7bm7bv7p 22 дні тому +7

    The Dr's own patient vibing to his diss has to hurt the most

  • @all-Mad-Here
    @all-Mad-Here 23 дні тому +11

    Is nobody talking about the hilarity of “scrub in to the recording booth”?? 😂😂

  • @huntermastin3581
    @huntermastin3581 23 дні тому +2705

    The new rap beef. Pin please? 2.6k is crazy

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +1

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @veona599
      @veona599 23 дні тому +4

      That rhymed?

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому +1

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

    • @yogurtfrog-zn8yn
      @yogurtfrog-zn8yn 23 дні тому +6

      ​@@ville__ bro what's wrong? Who hurt you?

  • @portiagroom5017
    @portiagroom5017 6 днів тому +30

    Kendrick Lamar would be proud

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 22 дні тому +4

    The patient just jamming 😂😂😂😂

  • @roniii735
    @roniii735 23 дні тому +9

    Not the patient vibing lmao

  • @nyome5086
    @nyome5086 22 дні тому +3

    "He ate, I fear" 💀

  • @jessachi
    @jessachi 23 дні тому +21

    We needed this absolute gem 💎

  • @tdkofsteel
    @tdkofsteel 23 дні тому +10

    Lmao the patient vibing while being semiconscious

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 23 дні тому

      Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL

  • @PicassosSister-rj5zp
    @PicassosSister-rj5zp 22 дні тому +3

    Stanzi just flexed her writing skills and no one noticed.

  • @skullslace2426
    @skullslace2426 23 дні тому +8

    That was great. Poor appendix, the real team player here.

  • @ChineduOpara
    @ChineduOpara 7 днів тому +14

    This is actually brilliant lol

  • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
    @PIZZAloverNUMBERS 23 дні тому +7

    Crazy how underated this is

  • @JuniperDenn
    @JuniperDenn 23 дні тому +6

    I feel like every research conference I go to has this energy 😅😂

  • @nbarnes6225
    @nbarnes6225 9 днів тому +3

    I work at a medical clinic. Imma start making diss tracks about asshat patients and drug reps. 😂

  • @MxkoTsunxmi
    @MxkoTsunxmi 8 днів тому +5

    "He cooked him" 😭

  • @stapler942
    @stapler942 9 днів тому +3

    "And Dr. Pine said...Nothing you residents, Dr. Pine is busy, he's locked in paperwork."

  • @dazaisdepression
    @dazaisdepression 23 дні тому +8

    It may be 12 am but I'm laughing my ass off

  • @Average_yellow_dinosaur
    @Average_yellow_dinosaur 23 дні тому +5

    The expression on the nurse's face as she read the track though

  • @driaLOVES
    @driaLOVES 22 дні тому +2

    Definitely sending this to my surgeon father!!!!!

  • @carlciulla6546
    @carlciulla6546 23 дні тому +5

    SCRUB INTO THE RECORDING BOOTH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @renakellner4448
    @renakellner4448 23 дні тому +3

    You look radiaaant! Also the the cracking voice of the patient 😂

  • @MacaroniCheese.
    @MacaroniCheese. 23 дні тому +4

    Me sitting here with appendicitis:
    👁️👄👁️
    Edit:
    Turns out I don’t have appendicitis, just inflamed lymph nodes.

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 21 день тому +1

    The patient is the star of the show, love how understanding she is

  • @MN-hv5xv
    @MN-hv5xv 11 днів тому +2

    The patient said to hell with my appendix -get your lick back doc!!😂😂😂😅

  • @bartrese
    @bartrese 23 дні тому +3

    THE PATIENT VIBING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames 22 дні тому +3

    This Drake/Lamar beef is a content goldmine

  • @StrawberryStarfruit9
    @StrawberryStarfruit9 10 днів тому +2

    So that’s why it took 2 days for my appendectomy to get scheduled 🤣

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291 21 день тому +1

    The patient vibin to the dis track killed me 😂😂😂

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 23 дні тому +4

    We need to hear both tracks!

  • @JiveCinema
    @JiveCinema 9 днів тому +1

    "He ain't never dropped a real bar" 😂💀

  • @muffinmonster5404
    @muffinmonster5404 23 дні тому +5

    Bars literal Bars :0

  • @dr.anaB777
    @dr.anaB777 14 днів тому +1

    Diss tracks are basically two guys writing poetry about each other.

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 19 днів тому +1

    *LMFAO* the patient vibing to the diss track 😂

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 15 днів тому +1

    I love how the patient was vibing 😂

  • @kayleighfuria819
    @kayleighfuria819 22 дні тому +1

    The chillest patient ever

  • @ashleyknight7073
    @ashleyknight7073 23 дні тому +1

    I mean he’s right, patients about to flatline lmao

  • @soupingg
    @soupingg 22 дні тому +1

    not the patient vibing 😭

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 18 днів тому +1

    Not even the patient vibing 😭😭😭

  • @TeeJaySmall
    @TeeJaySmall 22 дні тому +1

    I was hoping you’d weigh in on this lmao 😂 love how you always find a creative angle!

  • @serendipity827
    @serendipity827 20 днів тому +1

    "he ate, I fear" in the background made me cackle

  • @Ler-ky1tz
    @Ler-ky1tz 22 дні тому +2

    At the end, I thought the rival doctor dropped ANOTHER diss track (because of the loop)

  • @logansimmons3199
    @logansimmons3199 21 день тому +1

    "scrub into the recording booth" is wild

  • @ghostguy312
    @ghostguy312 23 дні тому +1

    this feels like the plot of a scrapped house md episode (compliment)

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail 21 день тому +1

    “I won’t be able to sleep if you’re not home” literally my grandma, she’s not overbearing tho, she just cares for my mom a lot and she won’t go to bed until my mom is safe at home 🥹

  • @harshitasrivastava
    @harshitasrivastava 11 днів тому +2

    Okay but that diss track was on fire 🔥

  • @alygreg5557
    @alygreg5557 14 днів тому +1

    WE GETTING SUED FOR MALPRACTICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥
    Can't wait for the attorneys to drop their diss track

  • @Starrie-o
    @Starrie-o 22 дні тому +2

    As a person who waited a whole day in the hospital to get my appendix out, I would have enjoyed it more if I knew the docs were making a counter diss track lol

  • @kmchuckles4783
    @kmchuckles4783 21 день тому

    The instigators 🤣🤣🤣 those were some good bars!! Cooked him!!!

  • @D.I.V.A.Journey3758
    @D.I.V.A.Journey3758 6 днів тому +17

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomS-bj5rv
    @randomS-bj5rv 8 днів тому +4

    the fact that "pine" is a code name in our friend group

  • @mngrm1
    @mngrm1 21 день тому +1

    "He ate, I fear." 😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @OnyxStarr44
    @OnyxStarr44 19 днів тому

    I almost cant watch you because your snarky glowingly bright and beautiful light is so fiiineeaaaa. Damn it Stanzi.

  • @Scoobydoobydumdum
    @Scoobydoobydumdum 20 днів тому

    This was a great short but I had to watch it 8 times to actually hear it cause I was entirely distracted by how freaking amazing Stanzi’s makeup was in this one. Like the makeup is always stellar but this particular short the makeup is just GORGEOUS 😍
    I’m officially obsessed and would very much like a proper tutorial 😭💕

  • @delizaaurora
    @delizaaurora 19 днів тому

    Is it just me or is Stanzi unfairly GORGEOUS?? 😍 Think I found a new inspo 🥰

  • @philmoore96
    @philmoore96 16 днів тому

    The patient really said "wait, let him cook" 😂

  • @icemagiciangh3268
    @icemagiciangh3268 19 днів тому +2

    Finally, an explanation as to why it takes so long to get assistance in ERs. Everyone is preoccupied with making diss tracks.

  • @uchihakiller19
    @uchihakiller19 21 день тому

    "Bars. He cooked you" had me so damn weak

  • @kdandsheela
    @kdandsheela 22 дні тому +1

    SHE NEVER MISSES

  • @Maqueling
    @Maqueling 20 днів тому +1

    WE HEALING DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @aced2728
    @aced2728 19 днів тому +1

    That line about the DNR was fireee

  • @e.1766
    @e.1766 14 днів тому

    The Patient involvement 🤣they get it🤣👍🏼❤️

  • @cireratnacla993
    @cireratnacla993 17 днів тому +1

    That DNR line was fire!!

  • @RabbitTeacup
    @RabbitTeacup 13 днів тому

    as a nurse 'im gonna need you to scrub into the recording booth' is the funniest thing ive ever heard

  • @qtpi1
    @qtpi1 23 дні тому +2

    that was good af

    • @qtpi1
      @qtpi1 6 днів тому

      *curtsies*