"It gets worse, Doctor. He submitted his lyrics to a top journal for publication, and the peer reviewers universally agreed that you were utterly roasted."
@ville__ Oh no... Are you the same troll from the other video? This is sad. What's going to happen IF she actually notices you and finally just bans you outright? Or what about when the (worthless) UA-cam spam filter finally does it's job properly (for a change) and instead of harassing normal commenters, it starts automatically deleting your comments?
@@malakadel6243 Before they start a surgery doctors & nurses scrub their hands, put on sterile gloves/ masks, etc, and that's called 'scrubbing in'. So Dr. Pine is telling the nurse he needs her to come to the booth to help record.
As a resident, let me just tell you that the attending physician wouldn't care what the chief resident thought. Otherwise, perfect video. This is exactly what being a doctor is like in real life
As someone almost a doctor, you'll be surprised at the amount of beef different specialties have, attendings frequently seethe at the name of several other attendings
"Dr. Mitchell, a life saving surgeon? More like the 40 year old virgin He wants to talk about me leaving scars? When his self medication is him stumbling out of bars Stumbling out of his marriage leaving home the missus Now his wife and kids left him saying "We don't miss yas." I guess that's the price you pay for the money and the maim When malpractice suits roll in I wonder who it is they will blame?"
“I won’t be able to sleep if you’re not home” literally my grandma, she’s not overbearing tho, she just cares for my mom a lot and she won’t go to bed until my mom is safe at home 🥹
As a person who waited a whole day in the hospital to get my appendix out, I would have enjoyed it more if I knew the docs were making a counter diss track lol
This was a great short but I had to watch it 8 times to actually hear it cause I was entirely distracted by how freaking amazing Stanzi’s makeup was in this one. Like the makeup is always stellar but this particular short the makeup is just GORGEOUS 😍 I’m officially obsessed and would very much like a proper tutorial 😭💕
Patients a man of culture. Risking his life to make sure doc gets her reputation back
Dude is definitely solid. His appendix? Not so much! 😂
Everyone remember to report the spammer who keeps replying with the same one comment about their channel 🙄
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See directly below my comment for further details..... "who asked +" they spam video after video on this channel.
*his...... the nurse calls the doctor "sir" multiple times.
Me holding a stethoscope to my chest: “Doctor I’ve got a tight beat you can use.”
I really put my heart into it.
- Doctor I think the patient is in atrial fibrillation
- No nurse, that's just a triplet flow
- Doctor, I think the patient is having a stroke
- No, nurse, this blood’s flow is just trapping
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@@ville__ Ma'am this is a Wendys
Can't wait until Dr. Pine reveals Dr. Mitchell's secret lovechild.😂
Dr. Mitchell wasn't hiding his lovechild from the world, he was hiding the world from his lovechild 😂
Nice.
@@xletragedyx it really be like that
LMFAO 😂😂😂
"It gets worse, Doctor. He submitted his lyrics to a top journal for publication, and the peer reviewers universally agreed that you were utterly roasted."
Even worse, he dropped the track while standing on a pier. Can’t get more peer reviewed than that. 😂
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@ville__ Oh no... Are you the same troll from the other video? This is sad. What's going to happen IF she actually notices you and finally just bans you outright? Or what about when the (worthless) UA-cam spam filter finally does it's job properly (for a change) and instead of harassing normal commenters, it starts automatically deleting your comments?
Lmfao!!! Nice
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
WE GETTING INTO MEDICAL DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥💥🔥💯
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@@ville__you asked rn lmao
@@stinktagliait's a bot though
God Bless America babbyyyyy
The bars are so fire even the patient is vibing
I feel like "I'm gonna need you to scrub into the recording booth with me" is an underrated line LMAO
this!!!
What does it mean😩
@@malakadel6243 Before they start a surgery doctors & nurses scrub their hands, put on sterile gloves/ masks, etc, and that's called 'scrubbing in'. So Dr. Pine is telling the nurse he needs her to come to the booth to help record.
@@IrisGlowingBlueI thought it was a play on words about actual scrubs 💀
Fr that line was super smooth 🙌
WE GETTING OUT OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Jesus loves all!
Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟
@@alissacrizler4908 can Jesus pls get out of the comment section
Not that one guy though
@@dontfeedducksbread yeah no they're definitely dead sorry
Probably in a casket, but definitely getting out.
He's gotta prescribe himself some ointment cause those burns were fire🔥🔥
the patient explaining to god how he got up there
"okay, so, i died because my doctors were making diss tracks at each other"
"What?"
The Heaven and Hell crossover we've been praying for.
1,100th like from me 😂
Damm, Dr. Mitchell was cooking 😂
Jesus loves all!
Hate the sin but LOVE the sinner!✝️✝️✝️💟
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@@alissacrizler4908get a life
666 likes and you got both the jesus spammer and the who asked spammer on your replies? That's peak
Love "we gotta stop releasing diss tracks at work you guys", implying this is not an uncommon thing
It's common enough for them to have a recording booth! 😂😂😂
@@PolarBearChoujin2470 The idea that the recording booth is actually in the hospital😭😭
STOP IS THIS CUS THE DRAKE AND KENDRICK THING 😭😭
Naw seems unrelated
Yes
@@CyerraMyste😂
Yup.
That diss track was diabolical
More like diabetical
When a person says "oops"🫢
When a doctor says "oops" 💀
love that this implies doctors aren't people lol
The patient vibing with the lyrics killed me 😂😂
The patient lying on the bed and grooving cracked me up!😂
That was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Dr Mitchell's probably released a follow up diss track by now...
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They probably called it 'Malpractice'.
Hello fellow Army ✨
You stop watching Grey’s Anatomy for like, two seasons, and you completely lose track of the plot lines.
As a resident, let me just tell you that the attending physician wouldn't care what the chief resident thought. Otherwise, perfect video. This is exactly what being a doctor is like in real life
pretty sure the doctors are also residents here lol
O no
I imagine the real diss tracks are about patients, because some of the patient stories we EMTs have heard while chatting with the nurses are wild. 😂
Jokes aside, Stanzi looks gorgeous. Loving the hair
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I never realized she has tattoos before!
Hospital workers do be talkin shit tho
We sho’ do 😂
“We gotta stop dropping diss tracks at works guys ✋”
As someone almost a doctor, you'll be surprised at the amount of beef different specialties have, attendings frequently seethe at the name of several other attendings
"Dr. Mitchell, a life saving surgeon?
More like the 40 year old virgin
He wants to talk about me leaving scars?
When his self medication is him stumbling out of bars
Stumbling out of his marriage leaving home the missus
Now his wife and kids left him saying "We don't miss yas."
I guess that's the price you pay for the money and the maim
When malpractice suits roll in
I wonder who it is they will blame?"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥 🎉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐲
WE GETTING OUT OF HARVARD MED WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
Poor appendix - took one for the team
Ok but Stanzi looks hot as a doctor!!!
She always looks hot as hell
By the way your hair looks amazing like this!!
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I wish my hair looked that fantastic when I am lying on a hospital bed 😂
"I guess you chose to flat line"
damn
dr mitchell's on to something.
Not the patient vibing lmaoo
As a Chief Resident and a doctor, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
I can't wait to hear Dr.Pine's diss track, please give us a part two!
“Guess you chose to flatline”
OH MY GOD 😭
Putting the hip in Hippocratic Oath🎧
The Dr's own patient vibing to his diss has to hurt the most
Is nobody talking about the hilarity of “scrub in to the recording booth”?? 😂😂
The new rap beef. Pin please? 2.6k is crazy
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That rhymed?
Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL
Who asked + my content is better and beyond Marvelous. The opinion that you have does not matter, Cry me a river!! LOLL
@@ville__ bro what's wrong? Who hurt you?
Kendrick Lamar would be proud
The patient just jamming 😂😂😂😂
Not the patient vibing lmao
"He ate, I fear" 💀
We needed this absolute gem 💎
Lmao the patient vibing while being semiconscious
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Stanzi just flexed her writing skills and no one noticed.
That was great. Poor appendix, the real team player here.
This is actually brilliant lol
Crazy how underated this is
I feel like every research conference I go to has this energy 😅😂
I work at a medical clinic. Imma start making diss tracks about asshat patients and drug reps. 😂
"He cooked him" 😭
"And Dr. Pine said...Nothing you residents, Dr. Pine is busy, he's locked in paperwork."
It may be 12 am but I'm laughing my ass off
The expression on the nurse's face as she read the track though
Definitely sending this to my surgeon father!!!!!
SCRUB INTO THE RECORDING BOOTH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You look radiaaant! Also the the cracking voice of the patient 😂
Me sitting here with appendicitis:
👁️👄👁️
Edit:
Turns out I don’t have appendicitis, just inflamed lymph nodes.
The patient is the star of the show, love how understanding she is
The patient said to hell with my appendix -get your lick back doc!!😂😂😂😅
THE PATIENT VIBING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This Drake/Lamar beef is a content goldmine
So that’s why it took 2 days for my appendectomy to get scheduled 🤣
The patient vibin to the dis track killed me 😂😂😂
We need to hear both tracks!
"He ain't never dropped a real bar" 😂💀
Bars literal Bars :0
Diss tracks are basically two guys writing poetry about each other.
*LMFAO* the patient vibing to the diss track 😂
I love how the patient was vibing 😂
The chillest patient ever
I mean he’s right, patients about to flatline lmao
not the patient vibing 😭
Not even the patient vibing 😭😭😭
I was hoping you’d weigh in on this lmao 😂 love how you always find a creative angle!
"he ate, I fear" in the background made me cackle
At the end, I thought the rival doctor dropped ANOTHER diss track (because of the loop)
"scrub into the recording booth" is wild
this feels like the plot of a scrapped house md episode (compliment)
“I won’t be able to sleep if you’re not home” literally my grandma, she’s not overbearing tho, she just cares for my mom a lot and she won’t go to bed until my mom is safe at home 🥹
Okay but that diss track was on fire 🔥
WE GETTING SUED FOR MALPRACTICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥
Can't wait for the attorneys to drop their diss track
As a person who waited a whole day in the hospital to get my appendix out, I would have enjoyed it more if I knew the docs were making a counter diss track lol
The instigators 🤣🤣🤣 those were some good bars!! Cooked him!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the fact that "pine" is a code name in our friend group
"He ate, I fear." 😭😭😭💀💀💀
I almost cant watch you because your snarky glowingly bright and beautiful light is so fiiineeaaaa. Damn it Stanzi.
This was a great short but I had to watch it 8 times to actually hear it cause I was entirely distracted by how freaking amazing Stanzi’s makeup was in this one. Like the makeup is always stellar but this particular short the makeup is just GORGEOUS 😍
I’m officially obsessed and would very much like a proper tutorial 😭💕
Is it just me or is Stanzi unfairly GORGEOUS?? 😍 Think I found a new inspo 🥰
The patient really said "wait, let him cook" 😂
Finally, an explanation as to why it takes so long to get assistance in ERs. Everyone is preoccupied with making diss tracks.
"Bars. He cooked you" had me so damn weak
SHE NEVER MISSES
WE HEALING DEPRESSION WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
That line about the DNR was fireee
The Patient involvement 🤣they get it🤣👍🏼❤️
That DNR line was fire!!
as a nurse 'im gonna need you to scrub into the recording booth' is the funniest thing ive ever heard
that was good af
*curtsies*