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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • This website is perfect for travelers who need to find wifi on the go.
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    @setupspawn
    Tags:
    #internet #wifi #pctips #pctricks #computer #pcmr #pcmasterrace
    #travel #traveler #traveltips
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @NemoTheAngryFish
    @NemoTheAngryFish Рік тому +49900

    "If you're ever out in public with no internet go to this website"
    2000 IQ 4D Chess moment

    • @KIR10.
      @KIR10. Рік тому +866

      How do you open that website when uiu don't have internet 500iq moment

    • @Steven-ly9ei
      @Steven-ly9ei Рік тому +613

      ​@@KIR10. skill issue get gud can't you access websites without Internet? 😅🤣

    • @ñəméĮéšš
      @ñəméĮéšš Рік тому

      @@Steven-ly9ei *y e s.* are you dumb?

    • @twatbird
      @twatbird Рік тому +257

      ​@@KIR10. mobile data

    • @unholy_person
      @unholy_person Рік тому +155

      @@twatbirdtoo broke for that

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk Рік тому +7006

    "If someone steals your phone call the police"

    • @channelname9468
      @channelname9468 Рік тому +41

      You’re aware mobile data exists yeah?

    • @Crystalcluster
      @Crystalcluster Рік тому

      ​@@channelname9468obviously. But you're also aware that his statement still cancels out because if you have no Internet you have no WiFi or cellular network access

    • @SomeRandomSpiderman
      @SomeRandomSpiderman Рік тому +16

      Stealed comment

    • @syko2695
      @syko2695 Рік тому

      ​​​@@channelname9468If you've got data, the fuck do u want a shitty public connection for?

    • @karakami
      @karakami Рік тому +11

      gadget collector: easy i can call 911 without sim

  • @RDJHN
    @RDJHN Рік тому +8885

    “If your car ever breaks down on the road, drive to the nearest repair shop”

  • @that1bozo1322
    @that1bozo1322 Місяць тому +856

    “If someone knocks you out, run away.”

  • @EliteSheep8786
    @EliteSheep8786 Рік тому +3284

    "If you forget your phone at home, just text someone to get your phone."

    • @TherealTNCjah
      @TherealTNCjah Рік тому +64

      "If your computer breaks, just go on your computer and search up how to fix it."

    • @Aleph-Math
      @Aleph-Math Рік тому

      "If your phone runs out and dont know to charge, just go on google and search how to charge your phone"

    • @TPPreview
      @TPPreview Рік тому

      @@TherealTNCjahif you lose your hands pick up your phone and search how you can glue them back on

    • @Wuddizzup
      @Wuddizzup Рік тому +32

      “If you have a child that is kidnapped, just wake it up”

    • @LegendaryRedUno
      @LegendaryRedUno Рік тому +5

      @@Wuddizzuplol

  • @belovedant
    @belovedant Рік тому +10662

    "If you ever lose your eyes, look for the nearest hospital."
    damn stop talking about mobile data

    • @belovedant
      @belovedant Рік тому +32

      @@CoolGuy20115 what

    • @ForeskinPyroTF2
      @ForeskinPyroTF2 Рік тому +19

      bro does not know what mobile data is

    • @belovedant
      @belovedant Рік тому +9

      @@ForeskinPyroTF2 what

    • @hptc4068
      @hptc4068 Рік тому +45

      ​@@ForeskinPyroTF2bro He said if you out in Public with no "Internet".
      This includes mobile data so think before you typing something in the comments pls

    • @citizenoftheworld11
      @citizenoftheworld11 Рік тому +2

      actually you can download your city map and use it offline to find near wifi around you

  • @NovaSuperSuper
    @NovaSuperSuper Рік тому +8295

    “If you break your leg, run to the nearest hospital.”

  • @SamLikesFootball
    @SamLikesFootball Місяць тому +58

    If your car runs out of fuel then drive to the nearest fuel station

  • @keenanvespermann4109
    @keenanvespermann4109 Рік тому +5354

    “if your phone died, text somebody to bring you a charger.”

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Рік тому +11

      Mobile Data

    • @VoltStudioss
      @VoltStudioss Рік тому

      Stupid, how will you use mobile data when your phone battery is DEAD!, think before talking.

    • @pickleilyc
      @pickleilyc Рік тому +35

      @@hiddenguy67 mobile data is also internet

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Рік тому +6

      @@pickleilyc but common sense who doesn't have mobile data

    • @iannz0
      @iannz0 Рік тому +20

      @@hiddenguy67he said if your phone died

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan Рік тому +2834

    “If your electricity goes out, turn on the lights so your house won’t be so dark”

    • @lavatr8322
      @lavatr8322 11 місяців тому +15

      Peak brain power

    • @Popnop1231
      @Popnop1231 11 місяців тому +2

      If this not a joke then he is saying you take Wi-Fi from your school or more

    • @superbn0va
      @superbn0va 11 місяців тому +6

      Or paint your lamp yellow

    • @qeew5500
      @qeew5500 9 місяців тому +4

      if you are hungry just eat

    • @coolguy_i_think_maybe
      @coolguy_i_think_maybe 9 місяців тому

      NAH

  • @ponkwyt
    @ponkwyt 2 місяці тому +1278

    "If there's a language barrier, ask the locals for directions."

    • @broudie2
      @broudie2 Місяць тому +4

      Underrated. Lol

    • @JESUS..IS..GOD.
      @JESUS..IS..GOD. Місяць тому

      ‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.

    • @ponkwyt
      @ponkwyt Місяць тому +1

      @@broudie2 👍🏿

    • @solder111
      @solder111 Місяць тому

      you got it wrong it should be,
      “if there’s a language barrier, say everything slower and louder so they can understand”

    • @broudie2
      @broudie2 Місяць тому

      @@solder111 bro its a joke... tf?

  • @-Jaran-
    @-Jaran- Місяць тому +145

    Normal people: Miami
    Him: My-Am-I

  • @Timburr88
    @Timburr88 2 місяці тому +606

    If you suddenly become mute, scream for help

  • @loopsmybrother6156
    @loopsmybrother6156 Рік тому +4581

    If you are ever stuck in the middle of nowhere and you have ran out of fuel ⛽☹️
    Drive to your nearest convenience store they should have a road map that can show you where the nearest petrol station is ⛽😎👍

    • @Nightmare2.03
      @Nightmare2.03 Рік тому +18

      😹

    • @0Bariq0
      @0Bariq0 Рік тому +19

      😂😂 I search all comment sections for ones like you urs. ☠️

    • @Captainfreckhorse
      @Captainfreckhorse Рік тому +6

      W

    • @rcr6684
      @rcr6684 Рік тому +3

      You could use mobile data

    • @IbrahimKassis
      @IbrahimKassis Рік тому +11

      @R CR then you would have internet and u don't need the website if you have data... are you even listening to the dude?

  • @TherealDDS6482
    @TherealDDS6482 3 місяці тому +900

    If your hands get cut off, just grab some medical supplies

    • @wowzreal
      @wowzreal 2 місяці тому +17

      if your feet get cut off, just run to the hospital

    • @urlocalimu
      @urlocalimu 2 місяці тому +4

      Resident evil (Village) moment

    • @whoami4356
      @whoami4356 11 днів тому

      A little tape will fix it. Grab some duct tape, and apply the tape.

  • @OFFICIALBAKON
    @OFFICIALBAKON Місяць тому +93

    "if your ever gonna crash while driving a car with no legs, just hit the brakes"

  • @SurvivebritanicII
    @SurvivebritanicII 3 місяці тому +1328

    “If you don’t have any money
    Just buy some”

  • @Im_notsans_Imrick
    @Im_notsans_Imrick Місяць тому +625

    "If you got no gf ask your gf for advice" Mind games

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop Рік тому +640

    If you ever find yourself drowning in water just breathe air so you don’t.

    • @kha7705
      @kha7705 Рік тому +4

      Dude 🤣

    • @user-kufihfmurb
      @user-kufihfmurb Рік тому +3

      @@kha7705 life saver busted

    • @Blur9
      @Blur9 Рік тому +2

      True😂😂😂

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir Рік тому +1

      Thank you, saved my life

    • @cookiecat-dy1pm
      @cookiecat-dy1pm Місяць тому

      @@user-kufihfmurb yum life saver

  • @Tenkite001
    @Tenkite001 Місяць тому +4

    "If you don't have a pen, write your name on a paper" 300 IQ Moment of life

  • @TotallyNotTrappedInABox
    @TotallyNotTrappedInABox 3 місяці тому +862

    "If you’re ever stranded on an island without your phone, just call 911 for help.”

    • @spartanbeast3575
      @spartanbeast3575 2 місяці тому +1

      It's a paid membership iOS/Android app with VPN and offline maps as well, obviously it's gonna scan nearby networks without Wi-Fi. the website isn't where you connect to networks, it's the app

    • @TotallyNotTrappedInABox
      @TotallyNotTrappedInABox 2 місяці тому +1

      @@spartanbeast3575 well there’s no Wi-Fi on a stranded island and no wifi anywhere near it anyway 💀

    • @user-no5fq5ud8e
      @user-no5fq5ud8e 2 місяці тому

      @@spartanbeast3575whats the app name

    • @GabrielSUS11
      @GabrielSUS11 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TotallyNotTrappedInABox fr lmao

    • @magicdippyegg
      @magicdippyegg 2 місяці тому

      Mobile Data

  • @NickLikesSkateboarding
    @NickLikesSkateboarding 11 місяців тому +1076

    "if you're drowning, remember to stay calm and take deep breaths"

    • @MegnoMn
      @MegnoMn 7 місяців тому +4

      185 likes and no comments let me change that

    • @slaviancka
      @slaviancka 6 місяців тому

      Pretyy much the whole video

    • @ENVIXTO
      @ENVIXTO 6 місяців тому

      ​@@MegnoMnILL FIX YOU IF PEOPLE KEEP COMMENTING THOS

    • @Hyphezz
      @Hyphezz 6 місяців тому

      Tbh that was amazing 😅

    • @Noway673
      @Noway673 5 місяців тому

      This comment was hilarious 😊

  • @Timburr88
    @Timburr88 2 місяці тому +320

    If you ever miss a daily alarm, just wait for it to ring again tomorrow

    • @goofofwar
      @goofofwar Місяць тому

      Bro saw shit and had to comment 4 times

    • @Timburr88
      @Timburr88 Місяць тому +1

      All of them are my brother's, I only commented once

  • @notveryfrenchtoast
    @notveryfrenchtoast Місяць тому +53

    “If your car breaks down, drive to the closest mechanic.”

  • @DeezCatA
    @DeezCatA 4 місяці тому +985

    "If you get shot in the leg, just run away"

    • @BloxxerBoi_m134
      @BloxxerBoi_m134 3 місяці тому +1

      Finally some funny shit 💀

    • @SyrelFord
      @SyrelFord 3 місяці тому

      You can still run if you got shot in the leg (adrenaline rush)

    • @AidenV13
      @AidenV13 3 місяці тому

      This was so random ​@@BloxxerBoi_m134

    • @sh0ck3d24
      @sh0ck3d24 3 місяці тому

      "If you dont know what a comment bait is dont comment"

    • @AidenV13
      @AidenV13 3 місяці тому

      @@BloxxerBoi_m134 peanut butter

  • @Imotbro
    @Imotbro 11 місяців тому +919

    "If you get blocked, ask them to unblock you"

    • @Tenoste
      @Tenoste 11 місяців тому +8

      No it's not that it's "if you get blocked, then unblock yourself"

    • @yablock7346
      @yablock7346 9 місяців тому +2

      This is what happened to me on fandom

    • @pavelhagan209
      @pavelhagan209 8 місяців тому

      People after finding out mobile data exist

    • @angsofocz
      @angsofocz 6 місяців тому

      @@Tenostenah he was correct, you can’t ask them to unblock you if u can no longer message them

    • @cubekoss7547
      @cubekoss7547 2 місяці тому

      @@pavelhagan209?

  • @Timburr88
    @Timburr88 2 місяці тому +423

    If you wanna know how long you slept, put rulers on your bed

    • @Jay_dog18
      @Jay_dog18 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @Iasm521
      @Iasm521 2 місяці тому +5

      Try again, buddy. This one doesn’t work. The joke is he can’t go to the website if he has no Internet try again.

    • @Timburr88
      @Timburr88 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Iasm521 what

    • @Iasm521
      @Iasm521 2 місяці тому

      @@Timburr88 basically saying if you want to know how long you sleep, put a ruler on your bed isn’t the same as saying if you don’t have Internet, go to this website and it’ll give you Internet because one of them just doesn’t work and the other makes itself impossible because of the problem that it’s trying to fix

    • @thatconeman1776
      @thatconeman1776 2 місяці тому

      Bro ruined the joke​@@Iasm521

  • @yurrgee
    @yurrgee Місяць тому +5

    “If you run out of gas drive to the gas station”

  • @mikelitoris4028
    @mikelitoris4028 Рік тому +2019

    If you're ever poor, get rich.

    • @killabean990
      @killabean990 Рік тому +62

      If you're homeless just buy a house

    • @bebehdaniX
      @bebehdaniX Рік тому +43

      If your deaf, listen to this.

    • @RisingRay
      @RisingRay Рік тому +12

      Andrew tate moment 😂

    • @mocoxiii
      @mocoxiii Рік тому +5

      People who buy more money be like

    • @chanchowaton
      @chanchowaton Рік тому +9

      If you're homeless go home and buy a house

  • @fatasscatinatuxedo2
    @fatasscatinatuxedo2 2 місяці тому +225

    "If someone ever cuts your throat, calm your breathing."

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies 11 місяців тому +647

    “If you have asthma, try breathing normally”

    • @pavelhagan209
      @pavelhagan209 8 місяців тому +2

      People after finding out mobile data exist

    • @UnloadedJabs
      @UnloadedJabs 8 місяців тому

      Damn bro it actually worked thanks bro

    • @urbankittycat
      @urbankittycat 8 місяців тому +2

      Wow as someone with asthma thanks I no longer ne an inhaler :D

    • @SpyGaming0226
      @SpyGaming0226 8 місяців тому

      ​@@pavelhagan209internet literally is mobile data, so think before you comment

    • @9xMini
      @9xMini 6 місяців тому

      ​@@pavelhagan209which is internet

  • @NotFloris
    @NotFloris Місяць тому +5

    How are you supposed to look that up when I got no WiFi 💀

    • @johnajamian1675
      @johnajamian1675 Місяць тому

      Have you re

    • @johnajamian1675
      @johnajamian1675 Місяць тому

      Have you read any of the other comments? We're all on the same page here.

    • @legothepug5297
      @legothepug5297 Місяць тому

      some people got mobile data

    • @cookiecat-dy1pm
      @cookiecat-dy1pm Місяць тому

      @@legothepug5297 lmao then you wouldnt need to use the website

    • @legothepug5297
      @legothepug5297 Місяць тому

      @@cookiecat-dy1pm nah bc wifi is a lot faster than mobile data and you wouldnt have to pay if you dont have unlimited

  • @0Teddy.Arvin0
    @0Teddy.Arvin0 4 місяці тому +1209

    “If you’re drowning, just drink the ocean”

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar Рік тому +232

    "If your power is out, just turn on the lights so you can find your candles easier".

    • @Steve_Minecraft995
      @Steve_Minecraft995 8 місяців тому +3

      If you are not smart solve the hardest math equation to become smart

    • @Obedthian-UK
      @Obedthian-UK 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Steve_Minecraft995lol

  • @julianmoney9956
    @julianmoney9956 Рік тому +449

    “If you’re skydiving and forgot your parachute, make sure to land safely.”

    • @ForeskinPyroTF2
      @ForeskinPyroTF2 Рік тому

      bro does not know what mobile data is

    • @EliiKlee
      @EliiKlee Рік тому +9

      @@ForeskinPyroTF2 what...? if you have mobile data why would you need a public wifi thats 20 times worse

    • @pickleilyc
      @pickleilyc Рік тому +1

      @@ForeskinPyroTF2 internet includes mobile data

    • @b3c8143
      @b3c8143 11 місяців тому

      @@ForeskinPyroTF2on a pc

    • @lavatr8322
      @lavatr8322 11 місяців тому +1

      But why do you need Mobile data to land safely?

  • @antonZ888
    @antonZ888 5 днів тому +1

    If you break your leg, run to the nearest hospital 💀

  • @trustedbrick
    @trustedbrick Рік тому +172

    “If you’re lost in the forest with no one else, ask somebody where to go.”

  • @opgametwister8327
    @opgametwister8327 4 місяці тому +147

    "If your legs are paralyzed, walk to the nearest hospital and seek medical support"
    💀

    • @PixP6
      @PixP6 3 місяці тому +5

      If your trapped in a soundproof safe, scream for help

  • @chaoswatcher2215
    @chaoswatcher2215 Рік тому +563

    "if you ever go skydiving and forget your parachute, just remember it next time"

  • @ParrotsOrBirds
    @ParrotsOrBirds Місяць тому +2

    "If you break your legs, quickly run to the hospital."

  • @was2up35
    @was2up35 3 місяці тому +43

    If you have asthma, just take a deep breath

  • @Tomato_Tree
    @Tomato_Tree 3 місяці тому +400

    "If your ever drowning at the bottom of a lake, scream for help"

    • @spartanbeast3575
      @spartanbeast3575 2 місяці тому

      It's a paid membership iOS/Android app with VPN and offline maps as well, obviously it's gonna scan nearby networks without Wi-Fi. the website isn't where you connect to networks, it's the app

    • @SSJ2_Sonic
      @SSJ2_Sonic 2 місяці тому

      @@spartanbeast3575 you still can’t get on google with no internet

    • @GabrielSUS11
      @GabrielSUS11 2 місяці тому

      ​@@spartanbeast3575 how is this relevant what did he say that made you say that? And if you already have mobile data why do you need Wi-Fi if you already have mobile data then it's useless to go to the site

  • @AinsleyJewett
    @AinsleyJewett 2 місяці тому +157

    If you can’t swim and you’re drowning, just swim to safety

  • @Doges123
    @Doges123 День тому +2

    "If you dont have money, buy some money"

  • @TopSewerRat
    @TopSewerRat Місяць тому +170

    If you're ever cold, just go to a corner. They're always 90° for some reason

    • @reyizx
      @reyizx Місяць тому +4

      oh that’s smart

    • @mochin_editz
      @mochin_editz Місяць тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @lynx1715
      @lynx1715 Місяць тому +2

      lol that’s good

    • @coolperson69420
      @coolperson69420 Місяць тому +1

      lmao this comment is too underrated ☠️

    • @CCCPRusRus
      @CCCPRusRus Місяць тому +1

      Well now it's too hot. I'm melting in 90 degrees.

  • @Moemoepot
    @Moemoepot Рік тому +365

    "If your phone gets broken, just call the repairment company"

  • @B9rt
    @B9rt 2 місяці тому +227

    “If you lose your hands and legs just walk to the nearest hospital”

  • @jfkpleyz9702
    @jfkpleyz9702 Місяць тому +2

    if you cant walk, run.

  • @Zeusdarkslash
    @Zeusdarkslash 2 місяці тому +71

    'If you ever fall from a flying plane get back on it'

  • @poizonytgamingxx1504
    @poizonytgamingxx1504 4 місяці тому +665

    "If you ever go deaf, listen to a therapist"

  • @r.g.s.5923
    @r.g.s.5923 Рік тому +122

    If someone steals both your lungs, try to breathe through your nose and walk to the nearest hospital.

  • @RedFennecFox7937
    @RedFennecFox7937 Місяць тому +1

    Legend has it you need wifi to get on websites

  • @herman8894
    @herman8894 Рік тому +689

    "if you're homeless, just buy a house"

    • @android7191
      @android7191 Рік тому +5

      This is the best one 🤣

    • @goontzal4407
      @goontzal4407 Рік тому +10

      It would be more like : if you are homeless go to your home, from there you can call a Hause broker to help you

    • @VertexRL
      @VertexRL Рік тому +2

      Omggg 😂😂😂

    • @Base_world
      @Base_world Рік тому

      😂

    • @ya8158
      @ya8158 Рік тому +2

      I once saw a tiktok where someone mentioned this seriously

  • @tobidada2074
    @tobidada2074 Рік тому +135

    “if you ever start drowning walk up to someone and ask for help”

  • @G_x_4
    @G_x_4 5 місяців тому +912

    "If you're paralyzed. Try walking it off"

    • @4nchorr7
      @4nchorr7 4 місяці тому +3

      lmfao

    • @oralthom1915
      @oralthom1915 4 місяці тому +4

      NAW THAT IS TOO FAR 😭

    • @joshuasmithington
      @joshuasmithington 4 місяці тому

      @@oralthom1915no it’s not..

    • @_aturd
      @_aturd 4 місяці тому

      REAL🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @viveksharma6851
      @viveksharma6851 4 місяці тому

      "If you're depressed just be happy"

  • @LightingBlox
    @LightingBlox Місяць тому +1

    Fun Fact:Mobile Data Exists So You Can Have Wifi, But It Wont Last Forever

  • @Goober.2k
    @Goober.2k Рік тому +442

    "If you die, just come back alive"

    • @Hv_bro
      @Hv_bro Рік тому +8

      If you get lost go to home

    • @SurvivebritanicII
      @SurvivebritanicII 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Hv_bro if you’re blind
      Just look for some glasses

  • @mycereal
    @mycereal Рік тому +380

    “If ever your lungs are filled with fluid, take deep breaths.”

    • @fire_trex8291
      @fire_trex8291 Рік тому +2

      This made me feel like I had a stroke

    • @ForeskinPyroTF2
      @ForeskinPyroTF2 Рік тому +1

      bro does not know what mobile data is

    • @pickleilyc
      @pickleilyc Рік тому

      @@ForeskinPyroTF2 bro does not realise mobile data is considered internet connection

    • @ffgg-566g
      @ffgg-566g Рік тому

      ​@@pickleilyc bro does not know that it isnt 💀 boi wat u smoking?

    • @pickleilyc
      @pickleilyc Рік тому

      @@ffgg-566git is !?!?

  • @shiriyu-kun
    @shiriyu-kun Рік тому +139

    "if you fall from your wheel chair, just stand up and sit on it again."

    • @fightingtable
      @fightingtable Рік тому

      I mean, some people using wheelchairs can walk for a short time

  • @sakhokon51
    @sakhokon51 Місяць тому +1

    If you’re ever out in public with no wifi use a vpn or mobile data

  • @charlesjimcharles186
    @charlesjimcharles186 3 місяці тому +158

    If you wanna sleep but have no bed, just sleep on a bed

    • @SantiLugo-og5jz
      @SantiLugo-og5jz 2 місяці тому +2

      Bad

    • @spartanbeast3575
      @spartanbeast3575 2 місяці тому

      It's a paid membership iOS/Android app with VPN and offline maps as well, obviously it's gonna scan nearby networks without Wi-Fi. the website isn't where you connect to networks, it's the app

    • @GXLVKZ
      @GXLVKZ 2 місяці тому

      @@SantiLugo-og5jzagreed, this is obvously a 4 yr old

    • @cookiecat-dy1pm
      @cookiecat-dy1pm Місяць тому

      what

    • @charlesjimcharles186
      @charlesjimcharles186 Місяць тому

      @@SantiLugo-og5jz thanks!

  • @AverageNametag
    @AverageNametag Місяць тому +492

    my dumbass thought he was cooking until i looked at the comments 💀

  • @CRINGE_EDITS_
    @CRINGE_EDITS_ 6 місяців тому +94

    "If you are shot, remember to not bleed and go home safely"

  • @LordOfIllumina
    @LordOfIllumina Місяць тому +1

    If your lonely, ask your friends to support you

  • @ExperiencePainVR
    @ExperiencePainVR 5 місяців тому +138

    “If a serial killer chops off your legs, run to the nearest hospital or police station for help.”

    • @someonegottamove
      @someonegottamove 4 місяці тому +3

      this made me laugh so hard again thank you

    • @ThatOneRedBoi987
      @ThatOneRedBoi987 4 місяці тому +2

      I would just walk like im in gorrila tag

    • @ExperiencePainVR
      @ExperiencePainVR 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ThatOneRedBoi987 don’t forget to cut off two fingers on each hand too

  • @Toastroastatleast
    @Toastroastatleast Рік тому +139

    “If you don’t have a car, drive to the nearest dealership”

  • @Corvus1849
    @Corvus1849 2 місяці тому +77

    "If your throat is cut and your vocal cords are damaged, call 911 for help"

  • @Spamton_G_Spamton2.49Kromer
    @Spamton_G_Spamton2.49Kromer Місяць тому +1

    "If someone steals your wallet, buy a new one"
    See how stupid that sounds??? 💀💀🙏

  • @pigsquealingcore
    @pigsquealingcore Рік тому +341

    "if you're ever feelin sad, just feel happy and you won't be sad anymore"

    • @smallSphere69
      @smallSphere69 Рік тому

      "If you ever feel horny, just let the beast inside you get free. You'll be satisfied"

    • @ihasspleen
      @ihasspleen Рік тому +2

      It didn't work for me. 😢

    • @ghostintheshell21
      @ghostintheshell21 Рік тому +2

      thats genuis

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 Рік тому +2

      No jokes, this actually works for me. If i am in pain, i just focus and convince myself that the pain is the best feeling in the world and then i start enjoying it. Its amazing what your brain is capable of.

    • @windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      @windowsxpmemesandstufflol Рік тому +1

      Instructions unclear: now i feel happy and sad

  • @forbzy27
    @forbzy27 5 місяців тому +245

    "If your stranded on an island with nothing but salt water, go buy a bottle from the petrol station."

  • @squareeagle65
    @squareeagle65 5 місяців тому +373

    If you ever get a flat, just use one of the other tires to fix it

    • @bobjeffries7805
      @bobjeffries7805 4 місяці тому +3

      I was reading through and this one just broke the chain of good ones… nothing personal. Just the truth

    • @Xpt46
      @Xpt46 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@bobjeffries7805 well if U actually take the time to realise what it means it's actually pretty funny

    • @boombot9898
      @boombot9898 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm British, instructions unclear, I now live in a flat with a spare tire

    • @bobjeffries7805
      @bobjeffries7805 4 місяці тому

      @@Xpt46 what that ur always 1 tire short? Wow it’s so funny!!!
      In fact, I would go as far as to say that has…. Still broken the chain of good ones as anyone with 2 brain cells would know the meaning of that 👍

    • @toddcarney9140
      @toddcarney9140 3 місяці тому

      Wrong

  • @akka123ful
    @akka123ful Місяць тому +1

    Bros helping hackers rn 💀

  • @sarvarsaidov7058
    @sarvarsaidov7058 11 місяців тому +243

    “If you lost your keys, just make a duplicate”

  • @redspear007
    @redspear007 6 місяців тому +131

    If youre stranded on an island, simply ask a friend to help you survive

  • @Comrade_forever
    @Comrade_forever Місяць тому +282

    The way he said Miami.

  • @demarcuscousinsthe65th
    @demarcuscousinsthe65th Місяць тому

    "If your car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere, just drive to this shop"

  • @ceazur4985
    @ceazur4985 4 місяці тому +268

    If one of your bike wheels fall off, ride to the wheel to get it back

    • @TheBeanis8
      @TheBeanis8 3 місяці тому +2

      If it's your front wheel, one could potentially manage this by riding their back wheel solo in wheelie fashion lol.

    • @MattV_1983
      @MattV_1983 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, I believe there's actually video evidence of this one

  • @user-wh7xs6jn3c
    @user-wh7xs6jn3c Рік тому +190

    ‘If someone ever tapes your month shut, scream for help’

    • @Nocure92
      @Nocure92 Рік тому +2

      Actually tape does fuck all, try it

    • @damonm3
      @damonm3 Рік тому +1

      Yup, gotta tape the nose too. Or just the nose so it makes their screams super annoying and no one will come for help 😂🍻

    • @eshaybahr
      @eshaybahr Рік тому

      bro why are all these so dumb

    • @TherealTNCjah
      @TherealTNCjah Рік тому

      ​@@Nocure92 r/wooooosh

  • @C0ivq
    @C0ivq 5 місяців тому +765

    "If you are falling off a cliff, climb back up."

    • @leoncaspari745
      @leoncaspari745 5 місяців тому +3

      No you got this wrong my man what you are writing actually makes sense

    • @Blackfacenoob
      @Blackfacenoob 5 місяців тому +2

      Fr

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud 4 місяці тому +2

      If you're falling off a cliff fall back on it*

    • @L-SD
      @L-SD 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@leoncaspari745ayo what? if you're falling off a cliff you can't just grip and stable your body

    • @robloxkazuri6715
      @robloxkazuri6715 4 місяці тому +2

      im the 666th if you dont care dont comment this comment

  • @MasonFerkranus
    @MasonFerkranus Місяць тому +1

    Bro is gonna go to a website while having to WiFi💀

  • @gamersworldgaming9994
    @gamersworldgaming9994 5 місяців тому +43

    "If you ever die, just respawn back."

    • @slimematteo
      @slimematteo 3 місяці тому

      this isn't Minecraft bro 😭

    • @Man_Utd_Fan7_
      @Man_Utd_Fan7_ 3 місяці тому

      @@slimematteo that’s the joke numnut

  • @MajorNukes
    @MajorNukes 3 місяці тому +493

    The way bro said Miami💀💀💀

    • @Dansirus
      @Dansirus 3 місяці тому +3

      Fr

    • @NikTehWafel
      @NikTehWafel 3 місяці тому +30

      The way bro fell for commentbait 💀💀💀

    • @Rowlet420
      @Rowlet420 3 місяці тому +2

      MyamI

    • @vinaynegi7239
      @vinaynegi7239 3 місяці тому

      He made it into EMI

    • @bruhmaan4388
      @bruhmaan4388 3 місяці тому +1

      No way bro said website 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Floppest
    @Floppest Рік тому +525

    “If your heart ever stops beating just do chest compressions on yourself”

  • @user-hg3eo5ok8r
    @user-hg3eo5ok8r Місяць тому +76

    Why did he say Miami like that?💀

    • @ZYDisgood
      @ZYDisgood Місяць тому +2

      I heard “I am mine” idk how

    • @ArdyAxe
      @ArdyAxe Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ZYDisgood ye no💀

    • @Mari-Schimmer
      @Mari-Schimmer Місяць тому +2

      It's on purpose so that people talk about it in the comments. More comments help the algorithm spread the video. He always mispronounces something very obvious, every video.

    • @vratsukauminotica9603
      @vratsukauminotica9603 Місяць тому +1

      Probably... Intentional.... For sure... But the least possible reason... Is maybe he didn't know how to read it like miami is probably an example... I mean... Event famous brand of something (like samsung).... Most people read it wrong... So it's possible... I mean... I'm also didn't know how to read it 🤣

    • @user-hg3eo5ok8r
      @user-hg3eo5ok8r Місяць тому

      @@vratsukauminotica9603 😂

  • @A_random_chezbourger
    @A_random_chezbourger 2 місяці тому +219

    “my am my”
    Got me dying lol 🤣

    • @gagejackson5268
      @gagejackson5268 2 місяці тому +4

      Same bro

    • @darstabxd4895
      @darstabxd4895 2 місяці тому +4

      I hear it as "my oh my"

    • @dommann7807
      @dommann7807 2 місяці тому

      Powerful websites and he used internet to connet thhe them

  • @immortalsoul7172
    @immortalsoul7172 Рік тому +37

    "If you run out of gas, drive to the nearest gas station"

  • @Flaminsx-v1o
    @Flaminsx-v1o 26 днів тому

    If you got shot 3 times in the head,seek medical attention immediately.

  • @hridhaanjagtap9560
    @hridhaanjagtap9560 Рік тому +42

    "If you are stuck in the woods with no phone battery, open Google maps to see the nearest public charger."

  • @Krisxy
    @Krisxy 6 місяців тому +248

    "if you're paralyzed and get bullied, Just stand up for your self."

  • @yahia52y
    @yahia52y Рік тому +184

    "if your ever stuck in the ocean with nothing there to eat, try finding some food to eat."

    • @trezzerstinks
      @trezzerstinks 10 місяців тому +1

      Like fish

    • @yahia52y
      @yahia52y 10 місяців тому

      @realoofroblox true

    • @yahia52y
      @yahia52y 10 місяців тому

      @@trezzerstinks if you keep eating raw fishes you will probably die bro

    • @trezzerstinks
      @trezzerstinks 9 місяців тому

      true@@yahia52y

    • @ZER0punk
      @ZER0punk 9 місяців тому

      @@yahia52y Nope. Almost everything from the ocean can be eaten raw with certain exceptions such as puffer fish and jelly fish which contain toxins. Maybe you haven't heard of sushi before but it's raw fish. Although at room temperature it won't taste good but it's a survival setting.

  • @PitaBitMe
    @PitaBitMe 15 днів тому

    If your car breaks down, drive to the nearest mechanic

  • @frostedflakesgd
    @frostedflakesgd 11 місяців тому +256

    “Mi-ya-my” 💀💀💀

    • @LayNlaw
      @LayNlaw 11 місяців тому +5

      youre not the only one cause i was boutta comment that

    • @MasterMagikarp
      @MasterMagikarp 8 місяців тому +16

      It’s a trick to get people to comment about the mispronunciation which’ll boost the video with the algorithm or something

    • @HACHmusic
      @HACHmusic 7 місяців тому +1

      Omg, thank you!

    • @dudeinoakland
      @dudeinoakland 6 місяців тому

      Sounds like "My am I"

    • @Bdcrock
      @Bdcrock 6 місяців тому

      @@dudeinoakland but it’s pronounced m-eye am y

  • @NuclearPoWeR666
    @NuclearPoWeR666 11 місяців тому +142

    Bro’s 2nd search was
    *”HOW TO DOWNLOAD INTERNET”* 💀

  • @toaolisi761
    @toaolisi761 7 місяців тому +420

    "If your AC ever breaks down, turn it up to stay cool."

    • @Bonhjk1
      @Bonhjk1 5 місяців тому +2

      thanks for the tip bro, i really needed that

    • @skyeghatisingh4113
      @skyeghatisingh4113 5 місяців тому

      No you have to help it during it’s tough times ACs need emotional support too

  • @tongzhang5336
    @tongzhang5336 17 днів тому

    “If you died from a car crash on the road, walk to a hospital” 💀

  • @Nkb3283
    @Nkb3283 Рік тому +304

    “My-am-I” 💀

    • @cub1c065
      @cub1c065 Рік тому +43

      he is purposefully mispronouncing them so people comment and get the video retention up

    • @foxdie1001
      @foxdie1001 Рік тому +7

      I also come back to read the tabs.
      "How to download internet " 💀

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Рік тому

      ​@@cub1c065pretty smart lol

    • @Noone-hk1vf
      @Noone-hk1vf Рік тому +2

      He mispronounces them in almost every short, its on purpose for comments

    • @subect_118
      @subect_118 Рік тому

      @@Noone-hk1vffr fr

  • @FoxesInBoots
    @FoxesInBoots Рік тому +35

    "If you're ever dehydrated in the desert, simply walk to the nearest source of water and fill up"

  • @OHIOannis
    @OHIOannis Рік тому +32

    "When things aren't going right, go left."

  • @travis8653
    @travis8653 17 днів тому

    “Are you ever out of gas? Just drive to the nearest gas station”

  • @lazynerdtv
    @lazynerdtv Рік тому +173

    If your phone is dead, call your friend to ask for there charger

    • @goldentoaster9302
      @goldentoaster9302 Рік тому +3

      Their*

    • @lazynerdtv
      @lazynerdtv Рік тому +3

      @@goldentoaster9302 I now see that I have made a minor grammar mistake, my comment shall now be banished to the realm of darkness

    • @goldentoaster9302
      @goldentoaster9302 Рік тому +1

      @@lazynerdtv Yes.

    • @Automaton_unit
      @Automaton_unit Рік тому +2

      ​@@goldentoaster9302 uhm actually actually Uhm actually uhm uhm actually uhm actually actually actually uhm uhm uhm uhm actually when when you uhm actually uhm you accidentally uhm actually stop uhm actually

    • @goldentoaster9302
      @goldentoaster9302 Рік тому

      @@Automaton_unit uhm actually Uhm, uhm actually actually actually uhm, uhm actually when you uhm actually uhm you accidentally uhm actually stop uhm actually*