I tricked 1,000,000 people into watching me crush rocks
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- Опубліковано 12 тра 2024
- We're grinding up universes today.
We're creating a powerful tool of destruction today and I can't wait to see how far we can take it.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Crusher Clicker
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/ - Ігри
Jokes on you DF I'm watching this voluntarily
Same here!
Are you sure about that? 🔫
Honestly, it's DF's voice. Calm and mellow, like a hot Louisiana afternoon.
Are you? Are you sure he isn’t playing a money making game called UA-cam and you are just one of his idiots getting him paid? He calls us morons did you know? He thinks we are ants
That’s the trick
"we are gonna add another tooth on the shaft, which is something I didn't think I would say today..."
This kind of commentary is why nobody tricked me into watching DF break fake rocks for 18mins.
18 minutes later.
You're not tricking anyone, you could literally just say "watch me crush rocks" and we'd still be here.
Facts
“We love you DangerouslyFunny” we all say in unison
"We love you DangerouslyFunny"
in unison
"there is no war in basingse"
Where is Unison? When do I need to be there for the ritual chanting?
We love you DangerouslyFunny
Perhaps we tricked you into crushing rocks for no reason.
Literally played this just yesterday, then got it jacked up to the point of it crashing the app. Just a forewarning to anybody looking to pop in on it- don’t upgrade the spin rate too much.
yeah, I had same issue. hopefully they add reset button or something incase something like that happen
that just means you've beat the game lmao
@@EmodChannelClassics pretty much
@@randomcitizen801you can literally reduce the speed
Got to lvl 50.. it crashed LOL
I tend to play these clicker games myself while watching DF play it
I crushed 625,634,553,535 rocks for no reason
I made $723,564,927,374,573,283 crushing rocks
$1 sawblade vs $999,999,999,999,999 sawblade
I mean saying you tricked me implies i had something better to watch over someone breaking down stone lmao
It's funny to see DF max out Power and making absolutely zero difference to how fast the rocks break. I haven't played the game but I'll bet my firstborn on that speed is the main factor in how fast it grinds, and you only need enough power to prevent the machine from grinding to a halt.
Having seen someone else play it, you do need a combination of speed and power. If you just pump speed the rocks still won't break fast enough, he was still probably overdoing what he needed for power, but kicking both into the stratosphere isn't a problem. Just need enough gravity to pull the rocks back down at that point.
you actually need more gravity from my experience, gravity makes a huge difference. he overdid power a bit but speed/power are equal
Happy to be part of that million
it's addicting to just watch df destroy his computer
not a million yet but i will watch this number go up with great interest
Title isn’t clickbait this time, I’m proud man.
Seeing both you and Intern playing this game makes me happy
I played this and once I upgaded the power to like 20 Q, the entire game broke down, rightside visuals broke down, upon reload the two crushers were stacked up, and no more ore spawned, and the label didn't show the power number anymore
Am I the only one who got annoyed that he didn't spend the all of his money at the and to Ore Quality upgrade? That was only like 50k..
It's good to see you recognized the gravity of the situation!
“Cuz everybody loves Cole” aww thank you
“Sit back relax and let the chaos ensue” famous words of df
They say Fort Leavenworth is the only place in the USA where people make big rocks into little rocks all day.... But, here we are. 😄
Hi DF I love watching you crush rocks.
I love how the “small” spikes are about 6 times a normal adults height
I'll be waiting for all those promised videos a hundred years later
DF plays on crazy games
Df your content makes me sleep, im writing this IN THE MORNING
For me it’s 1am when he uploads😂
Title should have been “I tricked over 1 million into watching me crush rocks”
Happy Monday!
Happy Monday to you too!
Monday sucks happy Monday ain’t a thing
@@calebfaucett4844HAPPY MONDAY
@@calebfaucett4844TO U
I hate Monday's 😞
Speed mining with nukes. It's entertaining to watch.
I’m dying cuz his lowercase voice
Df we are watching this voluntarily The only won your tricking is yourself❤
Nice voice and calming music in the background truly a great UA-camr
Dangerously Funny: haha I have tricked you
His audience: Jokes on you I'm into that shit.
Tricked!?!? Jokes on you I watched this while sleeping
more like 2,000,000 now DF
This better get 3 at least 3m views 2m for the voluntary subscribers and 1m for the tricked viewers
Went so fast the visual went back to normal lmao
I played this game for like 20 minutes my megawatts were so powerful my saws evaporated
i was also on 1:1 gear ratio
Im happy to be tricked like this!
Bros playing crazy games 💀
When you come back to this please compare the gears and see if your computer can even handle those speeds
Watching him not level speed is making me go insane💀
cant wait for df to find out kindergarten 3 is coming out
Always a reliable source of entertainment
the kidnapper said he'd release me if you played rungore
really really wanted him to turn the coefficient back down to 1:1 near the end.
Thank you for doing this. I watched someone else play this... but I couldnt stand their commentary, I was thinking that it would be good if you did... So again Thank you.
Broke the game so bad he even got rock bits stuck behind the UI
I'm sad he didn't crank the gearbox down to 1:1 at the end, just to see what all that speed would do.
Here before 1 Million Gang
I feel sorry for those suckers that got tricked into watching crushing rocks . . . Wait a minute
You can't trick me into watching this as I clicked on this and watched it all by choice.
But DF has 2,56 milion subs... Then he tricked 2,56 milion people...
2.57*
Best relaxation after work!!
i remember playing these games and crushing 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars 💰
DF. I hope you read this, when you're 60 years old I want to see you play this game, and all that time you had a computer running the game
You better continue this lol
you know a clicker idle auto game idea where you cant use auto clicker to win would be
this game basic concept but instead of clicking to turn the gears faster
you click to drop the rocks to feed the gears
if you drop too many fast clicking at low power or auto clicker period
it overfills and clogs the gears and locks the mechanism needing a reset to clear it
so you pay to both increase the gear power via the strength of the gear ie material and the torque
plus you upgrade how fast a rock falls by itself (idle play which can turn on and off if your clicking to not overload and it only upgrades to the max the current set can handle thus cant break itself
also obviously upgrade what kind of rocks fall to grind down better materials
maybe expanding on the idea dropping the rocks aspect of the clicker side is pickaxe mining
so you upgrade the pick hammer ( jackhammer, drill, bombs, rock deleting laser etc) and the mining area to get better stuff
obviously upgrade of someone else weakly lazily doing it or a slow robot that you upgrade for idle auto
expanding on reset when blocked is if the machine overfills and blocks and full locks up it explodes breaking the mine and ending the game
rip
someone make a game lol
3.21 JIGAWATTS!
DF should take a look at realm grinder
If only the mobile version of this was as interesting
i just got tricked into watching a guy crush rocks for 18 minutes
warning this will be a long comment for DF and readers:
I actually played this game before watching this video and if you get the gear ratio to level 3 and at that level around 60-100 then scale it back to a 1:1 ratio it breaks the game.
Not that long after all
lol i broke this game, i raised the power so high it broke the game, the math is not as high as most other games
At this point the grinders are spinning so fast they look like they're spinning slowly and they kind of look like they're spinning backwards 16:08
“I tricked a mullion people into watching me crush rocks” the video with less then 100k views
Bro like "im just gonna kill the game"
No u dint trick me in to watching..... wait a goddamn minute
I have scrolled through the entire comment section and haven't found out what the name of this game is.
Title is a lie until this hits 1m views and I am here to mark this fact
Jokes on you dangerously funny only 57,301 people have watched you crushing rocks!
you should do another video on this game
Damm i miss this
waiting for the other 990k people to watch this
Petition for df to play fable
Quintillion- capital Q, S*xtillion- capital S, long n short played a lot of clicker heros and miners haven XD
Dang it I fell for it
There is dinner thing you can do with rocks ;) cocaine rocks that is hehe
I loved this game. But I broke it by buying too much power. You'll get to the point where it just says power instead of how much, and I could buy it, so I did and forever broke it 😢
hmm seems like at this time it was only 290k ppl DF. XD
So far, so good
I hope this doesnt sound bad but he sounds like Caboose from Red Vs. Blue
Sooo mad .. he COMPLETELY IGNORED... ORE QUALITY... that was the answer you needed
could you do more box world it was really funny
In Czechia we actually have an old meme about a "boy, who came to play with rocks." So the Joke's on you, I'm watching this and getting a meme value. 😂
How the hell did I get tricked into watching the whole video
Oh man I wish I knew your wife's response to another tooth on the shaft 😆😆😆
I will gladly be one of the million
It's like watching a lava lamp
We subscribe for the in app purchases! You're living the dream; one ridiculous 99.99$ purchase at a time.
Great title. Probably going to become true in a couple of hours.
on this game i glitched it to make every single rock a crystal(no idea how it happened) so now im like maxed out
love that it says rmp and not rpm, rotatios mer pinute
lol just noticed
Is this what Clint from Stardew Valley does?
Hello DF
Damn it he got me again
Wow!
Well I was playing the game and well its broken. The gears are crushed, bellow the ground. A little advice game can't seem to handle 5000 rpm nor 90000 gravity. Who knew. Well there goes 30 minutes of my life.
are the one million people in the room with us right now?
I broke this game by upgrading speed too much and it ruined the save. The teeth flew off and the game just fully broke with no recovery...