GoFundMe Scams - Johnny Bobbitt and the Missing Jackpot
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Hello fresh is also in the UK. Although I assume the codes don't work in the UK
They have a customer called Karen and their meals cost over $5 each. I'll pass. :D
You say the most horrible things about people without even meaning to. That's how far gone you are.
We need a blaze about cringe you tube videos. Like that old man getting all upset with those boys for fishing in this lake and other Karen's
@@melaniewalsh2786 neither in Germany 😢
but it's fresh fresh baby
This is probably the only channel where I don’t skip the ad reads 😂
His rambling makes it worth it🤣
Same
Me too!!
lol. Same!
Same
Where is the gofundme campaign for SIMON’S NEON SIGN?
Where is the GoFundMe to hire seal team six to spring Danny (and at least one other) from simons basement and to rehabilitate them to the free world?
www.gofundme.com/f/simon-wistler-needs-a-new-neon-sign?qid=cf2b49bf25e3efcf1968d35b57313b2e
I do not know the person who started this, but here it is
@@QBCPerdition I thought that was Simon's Pyramid Schema(allegedly )
We will pay for that the new lamp kinda sucks
Simon read over that & it made absolutely 0 impact on him :D
Whenever Simon stars explaining something I automatically assume We’ll get another explaining from danny straight after
Johnny Bobbit I genuinely thought this was gonna be John Wayne Bobbit. The dude who’s wife cut off his you-know-what lol. So at least he’s got that going for him.
He's now a representative for Snap-On tools
@@shootthemoon6072
Was he really hired for that‽ ua-cam.com/video/zRakAuHQguo/v-deo.html It sounds so grotesquely and opportunistically plausible but also like a straight up Jay Leno style line. That was the 90s, and PR stunts like that were marketable.
@@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou I don't think so, but you're right; I wouldn't put it past them.
Johnny Bobbit Jr is a real homeless dude. But it really was a scam worked up between the three of them. He's out on probation and got free rehab in a treatment center as part of his plea deal. Considering he just wanted to get a rough over his head, i think that's decent. I have friends who gave to that and they were never re-imbursed.
@@Hollylivengood We watched the same video you did. It's "roof", by the way.
Is it just me... Or does the title of this video seem like the name of Simons first attempt at a nursery rhyme book for his daughter?? 😅😂😂😂
Anna proceeds to slap her dad's glasses off his face.
@@XDarkGreyX "HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!" 🤣
@@wut274 Anna's nanny is Tony Jeffries!
My first thought was runny babbit
Simon: "This is a video about scams!"
Also Simon 5 seconds later: "Well the premise of this person's story doesn't line up to me"
'getting a broken neon light' fixed... Pretty sure Danny was trolling you there Simon
Can we start a gofundme to get Danny a steak. That was a great script, Factboy didn't do too bad either.
Simon turned 34? I know they record these vids in advance but still. Well happy belated birthday bro.
Charity scammers are up there with the guy that made the fake bomb/mine detector.
Yeah you’re not wrong, both are utter legends
sam, if you want more clips to cover simon failing at words, David Tennant as Crowley in the Good Omens tv show has several similar moments that can be mined for comedic effect. bonus points for the fact that chances are good that Simon hasn't seen the show because a) it's actually good, b)a hit, and c) hilarious. all things simon avoids like the plague
Oh I loved Good Omens and I loved Crowley.
Probation in U.S.: required to meet with your probation officer at least monthly for most felonies and must get drug tested, gainful employment also necessary. If you fuck up (usually a few times), then you'll be sentenced to the suspended jail time. Former probation office employee.
So he is an unemployed drug addict, means he has almos 0% to avoid jail
That's only supervised, and you don't necessarily have to be drug tested. And a few other things not fully accurate. It depends. Like me I'm current on probation for a traffic accident resulting in a misdemeanor. I have all fines paid and no check ins
@@zacharythebeau163 So basically you just have to not f*** up again, or face whatever might have been imposed that time, plus whatever from current f*** up?
@@TitularHeroine yes, though my situation kind of bs, because he steering locked up while switching lanes with no obvious cause why. I get the situation was bad, but reality is I'm a victim of the defect in the vehicle as well... But yeah at least they pretty much let me off. With just paying $12000 and no licences for a year.
I had to call and leave a voicemail once a month for 3yrs, reconfirming my address, contact info, and update if there was any major changes. That's it, no visits, nothing.
I only once ever spoke to my probation officer on the phone and that was bc she called me to let me know my probation was over and to stop blowing up her phone 😂😂
Aaaaaand he's back!! I was sorely missing the blaze! It seems like so long since the last one, I was getting slightly worried! Petition for DAILY blaze, yay or nay?!
I second this motion
Third!
Yes please!
Nay! I vote for quality over quantity!
Twice per day. AM I RIGHT PETER?!
"Get on with the facts fact boi"
It's not a business blaze until Simon bullies himself.
I like to think it's an as yet unnamed split personality coming out to whip Simon into shape...allegedly.
👍
I feel like if my last name was Bobbitt I’d legally change it. It’s just so tainted. LOL
That's pretty much all he had left... bah da bum tiss....!!!
On the last point, I generally agree Simon, but they make it a huge pain in the ass and often very expensive to fight even simple tickets.
My father got a ticket of almost a thousand dollars in Colorado while installing lifeline services for people out in the middle of nowhere.
He was about 68 at the time and scheduled to shortly undergo double knee replacement surgery, and he couldn't walk straight- hell walking at all was a bit rough. Anyway, they pulled him over and gave him a field sobriety test when they saw his out of state plates (we installed lifeline for most of New Mexico and southern Colorado) and one of his back lights had gone out. They also commonly pulled people over at that point due to the changing marijuana laws between the states- which I personally think is the reason they pulled him over. By the end the ticket was for the broken light, and his supposed intoxication- which again he wasn't, we were there working and had been doing so for hours.
As he couldn't do like half of the shit due to his knees they gave him a ticket. He was in no way intoxicated, he was just unable to move his legs certain ways or very quickly.
He was allowed to fight it, but to do so he had to have a doctor go to court to explain the situation, as well as many other fees, and the roughly 6 hour drive there. The doctor alone was gonna cost him almost double the ticket cost. Add in gas costs, food, hotel (for him and the Dr), loss of work, and it was already far more expensive, and that's ignoring the additional court fees and shit they tack on.
So he could fight the ticket, but it was gonna cost him between 3 and 7 grand, and a lot of time (multiple trips to Colorado- again about 6 hour drive one way and/or hotels and food etc.)
They do this stuff all the time because they know most people can't afford to fight it, and even if they can afford it, most of the time the outcome is far from a guarantee. Which means the police have a pretty good chance of wringing those fees out, if not more. And if the police lose, oh well, it generally doesn't cost them much, if anything. It's some real bullshit.
We've got a really really fucked legal system here. I know a 70 year old woman whose licence they revoked because she couldn't pay a 75$ ticket. Other than that they also added on additional fees, and late fees, etc.
Last I checked she had paid over 900$ over about a year and she was still only paying for the interest and fees and what not- nothing of the principal 75$
And without being able to drive she was struggling even more to feed and care for herself, let alone make more money to pay even more.
I saw a similar case with a younger woman, but the ticket started out at about 150$. By the time she finished making payments- took almost 2years, she had paid them over 2000$. The price increase again due to all sorts of bullshit fees, late fees, etc. And she wasn't like jerking them around, she had been acting in good faith, doing her best to make weekly payments of as much as she could, as often as she could; she kept in contact with them etc., but this almost ruined her life. And obviously, it was even harder for her to make any money as she had no vehicle and our public transport system is absolutely fucking awful.
It also cost her children two years of birthdays, Christmas, etc. as she couldn't afford to do much. They were almost evicted, etc.
And none of this is uncommon. It is absolutely disgusting the bullshit they pull on some people. Absolutely ruining their life over little civil issues (parking in the wrong spot or other small stuff) because they can't pay immediately. Even more serious tickets for say speeding, or running a light- yes it's dangerous and deserves something, but I don't think it should lead to years (or a lifetime) ruined, or nearly so.
A couple years back, they had a cop dress as Santa and laugh and shit about all the licenses they had taken that year, claiming it as an example of their 'good work', but after an outside group looking into it, the majority (I don't remember exactly but it was 70%+/- 10%) were from people like those I talked about- basically just little tickets that were not big deal, not violent crimes, or hurting others, or even drugs, but the people couldn't afford them and ended up screwed. Many have their license revoked until parent is complete, but some are even jailed.
Cases have gone to court arguing it is an unconstitutional debtor's prison, with mixed results.
It's absolutely horrible, infuriating, and often very sad. Kids have lost months and even years with their parents over it.
John Oliver did a piece on this. Did you watch that? I think you’d find it fascinating (and terrible!)
It is terrible in the states. I'm sorry about what he went through. Unfortunately it happens all too often
to too many people.
@@HavaWM Yeah, I'm a big fan of his stuff. Last week tonight is fantastic imo. You ever watch Some More News with Cody Johnston (on UA-cam.)
Similar vibes.
@@aceofspadess4945 it really does. And he's an old white guy. Let alone those with even more biases against them.
I got hassled when carrying a computer from a repair workshop I had taken it too because 'it looked a little rich for me' smh fucking asshats.
@@otakuman706 - actually, I'm a Patreon fan of Cody Johnston's! :-p Have been for a while now. You have good taste in UA-cam personalities. ;-)
The show Simon was referring to, with criminals hustling the scammers and bringing some sweet justice while leaving their well deserved victims unable to call the police, is called Leverage and is really good!
Leverage is the US version. ua-cam.com/video/zRakAuHQguo/v-deo.html Other countries had the same show concept running.
I love when a new BB comes out right after I had my coffee time for shenanigans
This was just what I was thinking as I had a double espresso and opened up youtube for oooooo BB!
I was in the middle of cooking myself a 14 oz ribeye steak with blue cheese butter, a pound of seared scallops, mushy peas with creme fraiche and lemon, and blue fingerling potatoes that have been steamed then fried in seasoned oil when this Business Blaze popped up and it just makes me think of how so many people in this world like me are struggling and there are assholes out there that would take advantage of the kindness of strangers.
Im hungry now, thanks
I stole a Nature Valley granola bar so I could eat twice in one day; we have a slightly different definition of struggling.
Is it really stealing when it's something nobody wants?
@@ninjaswordtothehead I've actually been slaughtering and butchering animals under the table since February to avoid homelessness and stay in school since February. I'm pretty damn familiar with the struggle. My lunch was a fantasy to make my unflavored protein shake taste better. It gets better.
Always remember that things will eventually get better for you. One day you SHALL have a 16oz steak. Just keep believing.
Love Danny’s writing, Simon your narration & reactions has me in stitches. 😂🤣 I watch all your channels, all entertaining and informative, but Blaze is brilliant! more please 🙏
Just a note on the National Defense Medal...every service member who serves during a war, whether they see combat or not, are authorized for the medal. It's basically a free award.
You mean a participation award
In a scary job that few people step up to do... Who cares if it's a 'participation medal'? These folks served to protect those of us who can't, have some gratitude.
@@ladygodiva9294 My grandpa served during the Korean War in Germany. He didn't see any combat. He didn't have any medals because he was the clerk like Radar in M*A*S*H.
I'm not saying that serving in the military isn't important, but expecting all sorts of gratitude is ridiculous. You get paid to serve and if you die in combat your family receives your benefits. You get home and auto loan discounts as well.
@@christinebenson518 He should have received a NDSM then, they started to give them out during the Korea, and have given them to every single service member who has enlisted during a time of conflict, no matter what their job is in the armed forces.
"It's a lateral move."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao. The DJ playing the hamster song made me laugh more than it should have.
Right? Nostalgia hit too lol
Is it just me or does the Katana in the add space make it a better add lol
I'm here so early, Danny's tears haven't even dried off the script.
Loving it Sabire, loving it pal. Pls keep it up
Nice 👍🏻
Noice honey, Noice. Pls keep it up. 👍🍯👍
Speaking of scams, Hello Fresh. You can buy the same thing from the store for half price, which cooks up in the same amount of time. Also none of the packaging is recyclable except the box.
Help fresh is paying for the instructions, the pre done work, and the zero effort. I personally dislike them but they have a market. The recyclable issue is valid thoguh.
My main issue with Hello Fresh is their ridiculous small portions of meat and fish (maybe ~125 gr / ~0.27 pounds).
I'm a 183 cm (6ft), 75kg (165.5lbs) sportive male in his 20's, I'm not rabbit, nor toddler or vegetarian! I need more!
_Vegetarian: Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or light fires!_
18:25 There was a rule in my elementary school that kids weren't allowed to have any kind of flavored lip balm, only the plain stuff, because they were worried we would eat the flavored stuff.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one ever:
Simon in business blaze:
It’s time for an Autobiographics!
"it's not black and white is it... everything is always shades of grey."
When did fact boi start spitting facts on business blaze?
I had a neighbor once that had a single panel of a fence in his front yard and for years i wondered why. Eventually my mum asked him about it and it turns out he grew tomatoes on one side of the fence so they only got half a days sun. I was so relieved to discover he wasn't crazy it was a decade later before i wondered why he didn't just grow them in the backyard on his fence line or up against one of the houses walls...
Perhaps it was already there & he just took advantage of the free opportunity?.... Or, he was NUTS!
Wait is Danny telling us to make a go fund me to fix Simon's neon sign?
A National Defense Service Medal is given to everyone who enlists in the U.S. Armed Forces during wartime ~ so if that was Johnny's highest medal he never saw combat or even deployed to a war zone.
And that kid who wanted to eat Simon’s lip balm... was Albert Einstein.
I thought Simon was older than that
@Riki 9653 haha with a bit of luck, I’m working on a full takeover of all his assets
Sam, the mix of memes @25:50 was the best by far for when Simon has difficulties speaking😅
Am I the only one who wants to hear more about lip balm guy? I love ADHD fuled storytime with Simon.
Finally watched this channel last week been binging ever since favourite person on UA-cam
The memes were spot on this episode.
Probation can be thought of as a 'second chance to avoid jail,' as long as you keep from doing any more crime then the suspended sentence never comes into effect.
In this case - If Johanna fails the terms of prohibition two years in, then she goes to jail for the whole year.
Since Simon doesn’t understand probation it is a great topic for a future video probation fuck ups
The smell of Rotting Turtle is infinitely better than the bullshit these people were up to. Except that last kid. That speed racer is a Legend.
"Not a guarantee, maybe you just have poor genetics" - quality disclaimer.
Anyone else see Simon have to rear back FactBoi in his other channels now?
The American version of the show he’s talking about “hustlers”, the American version is “Leverage”, they’re both good shows, but I prefer leverage.
I didn't know about Hustlers, I was listening to the description thinking "does he mean Leverage?"
@@jprofio leverage is based off the hustlers show
@@matthewmultiplayer5947 Oh! I got into Leverage bc my mom's really in love with it, so I never knew it was based on another show. I'll have to check it out!
@@jprofio I started watching leverage with my dad when it was on tv. Elliot is for sure my favorite character. I haven’t seen all of hustlers but to me it was more like the scheming and planning with less action than leverage. Still a good show
I love leverage and never knew it was based off a uk version, I’ll have to look it up because I usually far prefer uk shows than American
LMAO basement reference in the ad read. You are a legend fact boi 😂😂
Yeah that was a good one.
We need a crowd fund to fix that sign 😏
I started one. Look for simon wistler needs a new neon
I believe the term you were looking for to describe the scammers is "See You Next Tuesday" Simon.
Simon probation has two forms one is supervised and the other is unsupervised. Unsupervised is basically as long you don't get on trouble again during that time you're free to go. The more common supervised though you have at check in (plus have no so against unreasonable searches at any times the probation officer wants) tell them when you're going to leave the jurisdiction, and you have to pay for the supervision plus fines while on it often. You have to pay all your disposable income to it. Like they decided how much you need for food and housing, everything. Plus you need to stay employed the whole time.
Well that wall sure is an inconvenience! So there! Gotta go around!
Like seriously invest it in Close air support killer drones atleast people wil not laugh on it
not at all! barely an inconvenience! 😁
That's cute Simon thinks 400k is enough to cover a broken leg in the US. That's barely enough to cover the use of the automatic doors when you walk into the hospital.
Lol is this really a point of pride in America?
@@jesusisminenow I imagine it is for many, but more of a laugh to keep from crying situation personally.
#facts I truly hate living here. Capitalism is a problem.
I'm not sure I really want recycled food. It's one thing if a meal tastes like poo, it's another thing if it's ACTUALLY poo.
Then never, ever eat anything from a Star Trek replicator. It's not all made from poo, but the chances that part of it is made from poo are a lot higher than would be comfortable.
@@Dargonhuman
Sadly (to her present beau) my Ex's cooking is barely on even keel as such. So knowing that, and living to post it, it DOES make one wonder if small amounts of Biden... er, I mean poo won't kill ya flat out! That said, off to where no man has gone before!!!!
@@Dargonhuman Realistically most particles in the plant and animal kingdom have by now been poop many times over in various food chains, lol. But it'd be inefficient to directly just take solid waste and try to rearrange its molecules, the more useful thing is to let the microbes do their jobs a bit anyway, nature's already quite good at making nutrients circulate around to get reused. So an accelerated futuristic angle (I'd conjecture) probably looks more like fancy quick composting and various microbe farms to generate useful proteins and sugars et cetera.
"There are stronger words I'd like to use towards these people" I think we all want to use those words to describe the folks pulling these scams, Simon.
That actually had me laughing outloud, to myself, a fair few times 😆 Quality episode, amazing work!
Danny, you never disappoint with the scripts man. Perfect blend of comedy and interesting stories, a few in-jokes for the OGBBs and maybe a few wacky tales from your own life... Incredible writing man!
Simon, the anecdotes are on point lad 😆 Your take on what's unfolding in the script is perfect. Never change, you absolute Legend 😎
Sam... You keep doing the Lord's work boy 😉 Consistently knocking it out of the park with the editing and meme-ification ❤ I almost spat my coffee everywhere when Walter from BL popped in 🤣
Those three elements combine perfectly to bring us all half an hour of joy, a few times a week. So thank you for the effort you put into this guys, it really does show! 😊
Live long and prosper, you Legends 🖖
An 11 year-old can understand racism, but the internet shouldn't pile on an 11 year-old for assumed racist comments because that's a bit much.
Simon "Maybe you just have poor genetics"
Also Simon: Is bald.
He shaves his head
Danny's diet will now consist of Magic spoon and Vitamin D drops...yay...progress!
Let's get him a Loui Vuitton planebag to eat the cereal out of someone set up a GoFundMe 🥳
" Who told you to put the balm on!?"- Jackie Chiles
My God Sam. You had me dying with the ozzy/dream kid mash up 😭🤣
Simon, your lateral thinking sprees are just SO entertaining! I adore all your videos, they are helping me through this time of plague, thank you.
I laughed at the ad that played during the Honda story.
It was literally an ad for a local Honda dealership about the new faster civic. 😆
Simon blazed so hard that the algorithm became Honda based. 😂
I live in the land of the free and all that crap and I can assure all of you that it is fucking terrible here and I’ve been trying to escape for a while. But now covid has me stuck even longer.
I was in the army between '95 and '99 and everyone, EVERYONE, was awarded the National Defense Service Medal. All we had to do was exist. 🙄🤣😂
Anyone familiar with Kitboga? He is like a tech vigilante who scams the scammers. He is certainly a legend and deserves some recognition. He literally makes the scammers sing to him.
"Kitboga started scam baiting as revenge of his grandmother. The man did not start this quite dangerous hobby just for fun. He began teasing scammers soon as he realized that his grandmother Edna was a victim of scammers. Soon as she died, Kitboga discovered that she was paying huge phone bills for phone lines she did not use."
Thus a legend was born.
Not going to lie, when you said “should probably give some to Danny” I laughed so hard 😂thank you haha
I've had several people say I should start a gofundme to help with my cat's medical bills, but I am not the type of person to ask others for money. And I have seen far too many gofundme scams to feel that it wouldn't even be worth trying. This vid just increases the way I feel about it.
If I got a message from Bieber or Perry, I'd be like...
Where's my gun? 🔫
that one panel of fence gives my weed plants shade
That feel when you realize how much younger Simon is than me :/
IKR, I am over twice as old as Simon and remembering how little I was doing compared to him.
Oh my god, Hustle!!! What a show!!
When an acquaintances husband died, a Go Fund Me popped up for funeral expenses, etc. When the wife found out, she tried to figure out which friend had put it up so she could coordinate the funeral. Turns out it was someone in a another state who had put it up and refused to release the money to her. The friends who had donated couldn't get their money back either. So I'm pretty sure that there are scammers out there finding obituaries that would make for a good story, then go onto Facebook to snag family photos and boom, fundraiser to line their pockets.
I think it's wrong to crowd fund for a funeral. That's what life insurance is for.
You don't need to have a funeral anyway, just a burial site and cost of cremation or burial of the box.
Simon: "Freak, you eat lip balm"!!
Simon: Resumes quietly eating his paste.....
Speaking of charity scams, I once heard a story where back in the 80's (i.e. long before GoFundMe), some American parents donated money to a Catholic charity in their son's name, only to discover many years later that the "charity" had actually been a money-laundering front for the Irish Republican Army. Which made things a bit complicated when the son grew up and applied for a job that required a security clearance...
I think I've figured it out.
It's the Truman Show. Sam and Danny are "in the basement", aka: control room.
I like the style of that guy with the speeding ticket. It was very honest, and he managed to find an amusing way to explain it on the page. He didn't make it sound like he was miserable or desperate, he was just "lol I fucked up I got a huge ticket AMERICA"
Can Danny tell us what kind of handbag he prefers so we can set up a GFM page?
Danny obviously prefers the Loui Vuitton planebag
Fun fact: In the US military, you get a National Defense Service Medal literally for just enlisting after 9-11. It's literally one you get for showing up.
There's a neighborhood near me where it seems the homeowners had a competition for most over-the-top front walkway gates. No problem, so far, but half the people didn't actually build a fence or a wall surrounding their property, so they have these awesome wrought iron gates or wooden doors surrounded by tall adobe walls that go out two meters in either direction...and then, nothing.
I wonder if these folks sponsored that build the wall gofundme?
I might need a crowd funding to pay my bills while I quit my job, ignore my family, and become a professional couch potato. All of this to have the time to watch all of Simon's channels......Also, conspiracy theory. "Simon has clones". Every day he records more video content than there are hours in the day. There MUST be three of him.
Sounds like you have discovered a GoFundMe goldmine.
"Pay me to quit my job and begin stalking the UA-cam guy, to discover his clone factory."
Multiple replicants. Simon Prime is allegedly the result of a secret UK experiment involving starfish DNA. Cut off part, grow a new one with all the same memories. Part of his goal of global media domination is his "Simon Army." Allegedly.
Well I was gonna go out and get stuff done… but now that needs to wait
Does the HelloFresh box come with the sword, or is that sold separately?
Probation is a conditional release that can be terminated anytime during the period (3 years in this case)if you get into further trouble or if you face a judge again an he revokes the probation order. Once revoked, you have to serve the jail time as if you were just sentenced.
The "Fact Boy" who never goes out of his basement is low on vitamin D. LOL 🤣 We could have told you that. 😅
6:45 - Chapter 1 - No good deed
14:30 - Mid roll ads
18:50 - Chapter 2 - Marathon hero
23:35 - Chapter 3 - Standing up for keaton
29:55 - Chapter 4 - Need for speed
- Chapter 5 -
- Chapter 6 -
Simon forget the vitamins for Danny. Just leave half a brick out of the wall.
Was too sick to watch yesterday. Still rough AF, but BB is making my day better!! 🎉
"UP KATELYN'S NOSE" New t-shirt idea right there.
Where is my, "I'm your boy with the blaze"
My day is now incomplete.
I oh so love the double whammy of Ozzy AND the kid.
You only get paid on gofundme if you got mad storytelling skills. Do y'all know just how many people got cancer or are homeless? Johnny was just playing the game by the rules that were set.
Let’s start a GoFund Me to get Simons sign fixed
And cover the cost of Danny's vitamin D drops
I see a Business Blaze video so I rustle up some dinner.
I push play.
Not even a minute in and as I start to eat there's a GIF of a man violently shitting.
Ahhhhh good times.
Well, fact boi certainly flubbed the delivery on this one. All hail Sam for the Ozzy/stuttering kid memology. Had me busting a gut. These three are undoubtedly the holy trinity of UA-cam. Gotta get me an overpriced sticker next payday to show some love.
Easily my favorite Simon Whistler channel. ❤
Definitely the best. I can't watch top tenz anymore because I get so annoyed at Simon for staying on topic.
The timing on the memes today... Masterpiece
In US the show is called Leverage.
"Hustle" is one of my favourite shows EVER!! We live in Canada, and it was a little hard to find all the episodes, but my daughter and I managed to watch the entire series. Now I want to go watch it again...what a great show!!
So now Sam's given up on choosing stuttering Ozzie and Stuttering kid, and he's just mashed them together. I think that's brilliant.
"Why do you do this to me, Danny!" Well, Simon, you DO keep him chained to a radiator in the basement....just sayin'. (Yes, please share some of your Vitamin D drops with him!)
the memes were next level perfect
Simon comparing a random dead guy to a wall building project
Bostonian here, the Marathon passes right in front of my building. The day the Boston Marathon takes place is a state holiday called Patriots Day (not to be confused with the national Patriot Day that came around after 9/11) or Marathon Monday. Most businesses and all schools are closed for the day and that leads to lots house parties and all the bars are full from the morning through closing time, especially if they are on the Marathon route. It's like St. Patrick's Day, but there's no shamrocks or green beer. A Marathon viewing party would be a very polite way of referring to any group of people getting shattered on a Monday and they just happen to be in the vicinity of a TV.