Hannah Simone Hates Tinder | CONAN on TBS

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  • @booknerdjebbi5037
    @booknerdjebbi5037 7 років тому +704

    I heard someone say once "don't say anything to a woman you don't want a guy in prison to say to you" and I think there might be some validity to it

    • @wb9859
      @wb9859 4 роки тому +24

      I have never herd this but it makes so much sense hahahah

    • @himanshu09696
      @himanshu09696 4 роки тому +92

      and this is why I could never ask my girlfriend to marry me even after 8 years of relationship. because i just keep thinking of a prison guy asking me to marry him. scares me to death

    • @deepanshurawat173
      @deepanshurawat173 4 роки тому +1

      she is stupid!! she said that she would swipe left every time on tinder, i think that's what every guy does when he looks at her profile on tinder hahahahahahahhahhah

    • @landonmiles97
      @landonmiles97 4 роки тому +6

      “Me, you, a confined cell where you have no chance of escape...”
      Things you can say in prison that you can’t say to a woman.

    • @kzhou13
      @kzhou13 4 роки тому +9

      "I love you"

  • @biggin92191
    @biggin92191 9 років тому +651

    I feel like the people that made Tinder know its broken and don't care.

    • @godzillanightmare
      @godzillanightmare 9 років тому +9

      +Phillip Betts its not that broken. I have been on a date or two from it and even made friends.

    • @NothingButAComment
      @NothingButAComment 9 років тому +10

      +Phillip Betts yeah i think maybe in 2014 it was more broken because the only people on there were actually trying to get laid but since then its been widely accepted and ive been on dates that were actually nice and didnt lead to sex

    • @siddeeq35
      @siddeeq35 8 років тому

      +Angr y Khaleesi

    • @andread9807
      @andread9807 6 років тому +1

      Phillip Betts they make money so who cares

    • @KikoJonesUSA
      @KikoJonesUSA 6 років тому +3

      People on Tinder--and dating apps in general--are, for the most part, looking for the same thing.
      Under 30: hook up
      Over 30: possible relationship

  • @Alejandro-xd1pf
    @Alejandro-xd1pf 4 роки тому +88

    1:00 "Your elbows are fascinating" is something Jeff Goldblum would say to Conan. 🧡

    • @dasbootykid
      @dasbootykid 5 місяців тому

      lol. so true.

    • @JohnSmith-fm3pn
      @JohnSmith-fm3pn 5 місяців тому +2

      And he would seal the deal with that line

  • @ttlpwn34
    @ttlpwn34 10 років тому +664

    I've found honesty to be the best policy, when it comes to approaching a girl. Don't use pick up lines, it makes you look like a tool. Just express your interest in them and ask them to dinner/lunch/coffee/whatever.

    • @philchao
      @philchao 10 років тому +106

      this only works if you're good looking or drive a nice car

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 10 років тому +37

      phil chao Do you think a 1992 Geo Tracker is considered "nice?"

    • @johnbourgeois6598
      @johnbourgeois6598 10 років тому +9

      mizzou192003 HAHAHAHA '97 ford taurus?

    • @ttlpwn34
      @ttlpwn34 10 років тому +64

      phil chao you'd be surprised how many women aren't that shallow. As long as you clean yourself up so you don't look like a bum, you should be fine.
      I'm not particularly good looking myself, but this still works very well.
      Fun Fact: Women are significantly more likely to agree to a date than a hook-up.

    • @GameSpaceOne
      @GameSpaceOne 10 років тому +18

      Whoa, you can't just presume a woman is fine with you asking her out. You can't ask her out without her consent or its sexual harassment.

  • @DaveFlores0
    @DaveFlores0 9 років тому +137

    As i read the comments on this video i realized the majority of people on youtube tend to watch these talk shows and expect all the guests to say and act politically correct. No mistakes/quirks whatsoever. Unless she's advocating something horribly immoral, people need to realize it's just a playful conversation and move on with their lives.

  • @6ganey9
    @6ganey9 10 років тому +88

    She is so right, especially the part about "the flip."

  • @JoMama123451234
    @JoMama123451234 9 років тому +229

    I don't know what to think. I could get pissed off as a guy who struggles with women but I'm not gonna. I think both sides of the argument make valid points. I usually don't compliment girls right when I meet them but one time I did and she immediately got creeped out. In reality, I was just nervous and didn't know what to say.
    Put yourself in her shoes and you can see how annoying it would get to be hit on constantly. The problem is most of us complaining are either men or women who can't get a man so we don't know what it feels like to be constantly hit on just like she doesn't know what it feels like to be us.
    So I think we both have a misunderstanding of each other which causes us to feel annoyed and further distance our positions on the issue.

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 9 років тому +18

      +JoMama123451234 I think complementing on their looks should be avoided altogether. It's not subtle enough cuz bitches want you to like them for their personality even though they take hours to get ready.

    • @MarukoSakamoto
      @MarukoSakamoto 8 років тому +2

      You put my thoughts into words better than I ever could

    • @DuBziDriFT
      @DuBziDriFT 8 років тому +14

      JoMama123451234 huh? What's this? A rational UA-cam comment?! Take it down!

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 7 років тому

      Teddy Westside it wasn't yours was completely rational...and thoughtless...take yours down!

    • @DuBziDriFT
      @DuBziDriFT 7 років тому

      D.J. Casstevens it was

  • @johnjhill3
    @johnjhill3 8 років тому +160

    *"You have beautiful Calves"* A real tribute to the Cows and Bulls in your stable!!!

  • @sag2007ama
    @sag2007ama 6 років тому +15

    The most frustrating thing about "the flip" is that you can't defend yourself against the person flipping on you, because then it can be interpreted like you care what he thinks, (when in fact you just don't like being insulted for no reason). So you just have to receive the insults and move on, even though you did literally NOTHING to deserve them.

  • @LOVER_LINK
    @LOVER_LINK 10 років тому +126

    I told her my runescape level was 34. She hasnt talked to me since, but my character attack is now lvl 200!

    • @drmalachilove113
      @drmalachilove113 10 років тому +3

      i havent played rs in some time loool. you can get level 200 in skill now. 99 was better

    • @jerricakc1017
      @jerricakc1017 10 років тому +1

      RS was ruined when people started using bots lol

    • @dannywical7788
      @dannywical7788 7 років тому +1

      IDK man EOC fucked it all up. OSRS ftw.

    • @mattbritzius570
      @mattbritzius570 7 років тому +1

      Her loss

    • @tylerbrooks6063
      @tylerbrooks6063 6 років тому

      Well when her whack ass is trying to kill Elvarg with an Adamant Sword she'll look back with regret.

  • @megaphor
    @megaphor 10 років тому +81

    She should see all Jeff Goldblum x Conan interviews and how specific Jeff Goldblum can get about Conan's body parts.

    • @נועםשובל-ט4נ
      @נועםשובל-ט4נ 4 роки тому +5

      Haha when she said "your elbows are faaaascinating" and looked at Conan's elbows I immediately thought it seems like she's mimicking Goldblum's interactions with Conan!

    • @rhys7391
      @rhys7391 4 роки тому +2

      Me too, even her voice was on point Glodblum's xD

    • @davebartholome2924
      @davebartholome2924 3 роки тому

      Yeah, well, that’s the well-known “Goldblum Exemption,” whereby the usual rules of society don’t apply to Jeff Goldblum, because he’s Jeff Goldblum.

    • @ashutoshchandra8705
      @ashutoshchandra8705 3 роки тому

      the one where he chokes on halls cough drops is probably the best one

  • @6kchea663
    @6kchea663 6 років тому +523

    She thinks "9 out of 10" women on tinder are looking for the guy theyre gonna spend the rest of their life with? Thats cute lol

    • @seidenschnabelfederflugel5441
      @seidenschnabelfederflugel5441 4 роки тому +14

      Its true

    • @jamesmurrii9868
      @jamesmurrii9868 4 роки тому +29

      Seidenschnabel Federflügel nope it’s not

    • @xxACIDVIRUSxx
      @xxACIDVIRUSxx 4 роки тому +12

      I was thinking the same thing, she’s so gullible is cute!

    • @vic5015
      @vic5015 4 роки тому +4

      Regardless she doesn't need Tinder anymore. She's now married with a kid.

    • @jhomer38
      @jhomer38 4 роки тому +8

      She's famous she's never needed tinder

  • @misstamina6979
    @misstamina6979 10 років тому +9

    I agree with Hannah on everything. If a guy complimented my calves saying 'your calves are beautiful', I'd probably look at him weirdly, smile and edge away. As opposed to a guy coming up and saying 'you are beautiful', he's a lot more likely to get laid. Just take a step back and stop being so intricate, vague is key.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 10 років тому +71

    She's very pretty.

  • @raghada9123
    @raghada9123 9 років тому +8

    I will never cease to be fascinated by Conan's hair

  • @zachbee9492
    @zachbee9492 9 років тому +227

    The difference between "creepy" and "cool" is whether a girl likes you

    • @AaaA-ml2im
      @AaaA-ml2im 5 років тому

      True True

    • @jeffjefferson3364
      @jeffjefferson3364 5 років тому

      @@pashadyne It's fair. Your bound to have come across the reverse in your life where a girl came across as creepy

    • @TinaTr84
      @TinaTr84 5 років тому +20

      Except the guys we like don't say pervy things like "I like your calves," or "wow look at that body," "those jugs!!!" What's attractive is respect. You can flirt with and attract someone without saying something sexual. There's always a chance a sexual remark will make the person you're talking to uncomfortable. It's really all about emotional intelligence that a lot of guys lack.

    • @Carlos-hk4ot
      @Carlos-hk4ot 4 роки тому +2

      Nice guy vibes

    • @AyeshaKhan-uh2gz
      @AyeshaKhan-uh2gz 4 роки тому +1

      Nope

  • @busa89
    @busa89 8 років тому +187

    I think everyone on tinder is looking for action lol

    • @miamiman24
      @miamiman24 6 років тому +10

      I think most guys are and most women use it out of boredom, ego stroke, window shopping etc. Guys use it to get sex or dates or for actual use. I read that 75% of women who use tinder or date via online dating or app, never meet up with the actual person. That means the matches and messages and text that happens, most of the time, it leads to nothing even if many matches or messages or texts from different women some guys may get. I've seen even guys who have had many matches, which many guys don't get much matches or convo from there. But where there would be one meet up out of so many matches and not a second date or something from there. But more often than not, just left there. Makes me wonder if the 25% of those women are also fat women, or the average janes or not so cute ones who meet up. I have a feeling that the pretty, especially hot women definitely are a big percent most likely who use tinder out of boredom or extra confirmation of their attractiveness and sex appeal, because of the sheer enormous number likes they must get constantly from so many men.

    • @Heraldus90
      @Heraldus90 5 років тому +1

      Yup, Tinder is the hookup app.

    • @countesspoppie
      @countesspoppie 4 роки тому +1

      @@miamiman24 it might really help to think about all the advice we've ever given our sisters, mothers, aunts, cousins about reading into the signs of a potentially dangerous men. dangerous men may act like creeps, so watch the way he compliments you. dangerous men may act really pushy, so watch out if he's really pressing/forcing you into meeting up. dangerous men may act really violent, so watch if he's using coarse language. dangerous men may have a lot of hatred so listen to the way he refers to his mother, his exgirlfriends etc. dangerous men may spike your drink, so watch it on the date. dangerous men might try to rape you, so dont give him details about where you live, make sure he knows your friends know where your date is, and go home alone using a safe cab and dont get followed. with all of that information we may have been feeding our female loved ones, as a way of keeping them safe, our good intentions have actually created an environment where men have to be absolutely perfect, or she might get those red flags everyone has warned her about, and classify him as a dangerous man. this is what Hannah Simone is describing, it's not so much as having a 'creep' around you trying to pay you a compliment and you ignoring it, it's that his comment was 'creepy' and potentially red flagged him as a dangerous man. and then when you declined his offer, he 'flipped' - a definite red flag that could potentially signify a dangerous violent man! you'd tell you female friends to get away from someone who made a comment or 'flipped' like that. it's about safety, not about being snooty and posh towards a guy who's just nervous.
      for all those men who are naturally nervous and end up saying really weird/silly things out of anxiety and then get really defensive and angry because they're genuinely a nice guy who's being misunderstood, your defensive/angry reaction is one of those red flags you've warned your female friends about.
      for those just wanting to "hook up" and cut through all the dating crap, this is a legitimate desire. and that means you're still accountable to being as genuine, clear, polite and positive with your specific intentions as someone who's looking to get to know you before getting intimate. if you find yourself with someone who lets you know they're looking for something more.. wish them super well in their life, that relationships are great, that you're not looking for that and cut the date short, declining to see them again because you ultimately understand you are both incompatible at this present time. no need to get negative.stop shaming someone "omg you're on tinder woman, what did you expect, i get to act like a complete douche, cause it's tinder" when tinder itself is trying to hard to expand its branding to include friendship and relationships from all genders. don't dishonour yourself by getting involved with someone who wants a relationship but is trying to act cool&casual (e.g lying, hoping you'll get serious later) just wish them luck at the end of date 1 and move on, and also understand that a woman's fears on meeting a strange man, are the same fears you advised your sister, cousin, mother, aunt about meeting strange men. i think that's why most women don't meet up with the men they swipe with online; red flags, hesitation due to fear. if you could guarantee that you could go out on a date, be 100% safe with no intention for sex and no pressure from him, would women go out on more dates? i like to think they would.
      favourable

    • @miamiman24
      @miamiman24 4 роки тому +2

      vanillainflux you sure wrote a novel for absolute no reason there. I know women have fears of meeting and reason to especially dating apps. If women felt 100% safe meeting someone then they’d do it. Well yeah, that’s not true or will happen for dating irl. The point is this. Women don’t have to meet anyone from dating apps and have that right. But if they feel that way, maybe not use the dating app when they know they aren’t meeting anyone for the fears you said. But many just as much use it for the attention. Like it’s a game but honestly there are more fun apps than these. It’s using men’s attention for the ego stroke so time wasters when the option is just not using the dating app when the point is to date or made for

    • @countesspoppie
      @countesspoppie 4 роки тому

      @@miamiman24 thanks for reading and taking the time to comment back, i know i wrote a whole essay :) !
      i don't know, i feel like "if you have no intention of accepting a date, then don't be on tinder, what do you expect, you're on tinder, you're gonna get asked out, and yes, a lot of the time by creepy people, so you need to be super duper careful and screen the people super carefully, but no, you can't NOT accept dates on tinder cause then you're just there to receive attention and selfishly stroke your ego. i feel like there's more than that. like we can go to a club with no intention of finding another person and no intention of dancing but to like the music, or just cause we felt like leaving the house, or wanted to be around other people, or feeling like the potential to meet someone is there. which i don't feel are judge-able offences where we're like "omg u went out, u should expect to be hit on, the flipped and told you're ugly anyway" like, it feels like it's all high-stakes.
      we can all just chill a bit, and take a moment to feel comfortable with whatever step we're ready for. i was on dating apps/websites because i wanted to see what was out there after a horrible breakup, and left when i saw tinder specifically was very hostile and not what i was looking for.
      but if you've had experiences with people just wanting you to compliment them with no intention of agreeing to a date; that must feel bad and you're right to have left those people alone, because they're not into whatever you're into, without bitterness or criticising them. we all deserve someone who wants what we want and not to feel like we have to try try try to desperately get their attention. anyway thx for reading!

  • @DisgustedBatman
    @DisgustedBatman 8 років тому +69

    Y'know how that'd backfire real bad? If the guy was bilingual and he tried to speak the language that she's pretending to speak.

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 5 років тому +20

      the key is not to specify what language u're actually aping

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +2

      @@louschwick7301 ja true, but it seemed kinda obvious she was doing a Spanish accent

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 4 роки тому +1

      I think at that point the guy should've taken the hint

  • @MarkMcAllister-ni9sf
    @MarkMcAllister-ni9sf 10 років тому +110

    9/10 girls on Tinder are looking for the man of their dreams, not to just hook-up...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    • @squashhead1096
      @squashhead1096 4 роки тому +3

      ^Flip

    • @jordandrexler9559
      @jordandrexler9559 4 роки тому

      Yeah I felt that was quite sexist of her. As a woman that used to use tinder, what she said is absolutely not true and idk why people assume women (especially another woman 🙄) don’t wanna hook up like men.

  • @kamatankit
    @kamatankit 7 років тому +2

    2:28 my husband the professional wrestler 😂

  • @Rubens_991
    @Rubens_991 10 років тому +15

    Its hilarious how all the 'pick up artists' feel personally addressed by the word creep

  • @djurofaca
    @djurofaca 10 років тому +73

    Now everybody knows her tactic.

    • @Cologne2b
      @Cologne2b 10 років тому +15

      "No...I sorry....what?"

    • @milanfan81
      @milanfan81 10 років тому

      Escobar600GOAT_NODEBATING. +1 right there hahaahhahahaa

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 10 років тому

      Escobar600GOAT_NODEBATING.
      he said...
      ah shit

    • @ExodusPessoa
      @ExodusPessoa 9 років тому +1

      djurofaca ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and nobody is being fooled by that bad accent.

    • @t3e4r5r6y7
      @t3e4r5r6y7 9 років тому +1

      +djurofaca it would have been good if conan said that to her,LOL.

  • @GorgonDrageil
    @GorgonDrageil 9 років тому +14

    It's not what you say, as much as who you are and how you say it... Even a simple "I think you're attractive" can be turned creepy.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly, tone & body language ( that whole confidence thing girls always say), are more important, & that goes for many other things too, not just dating

    • @zoidfreakvoidwalker1687
      @zoidfreakvoidwalker1687 4 роки тому +2

      @@kurtsudheim825 yea this is true in any situation though, it's both the words and the way they are spoken in what context. Language is like that.

  • @hkr0065
    @hkr0065 7 років тому +25

    Having researched it, I've discovered how hard these attractive women have it.
    Many of them are approached just because of their looks and almost never because of anything else.
    Many other females have jealousy issues against them.
    Most men are either intimidated by them or are looking to score.
    Kind of sad, really.

    • @desfefe
      @desfefe 4 роки тому +9

      Also,
      Most of those women have an easy life because people react to good looks and give you the benefit of doubt, among other benefits. Many of them also do not have to worry about studies or anything of the sort as they can always make it as a model or anything else
      To keep things levelled, this is also the case of highly attractive men. Attractive people generally speaking have an easier life than most would think.

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 2 роки тому

      As opposed to:
      -Being not so attractive, and all personal actions/accomplishments being equal, never get approached.
      -Be not so attractive and feel inadequacy and envious of attractive people.
      -Be not so attractive and men are either uninterested or just looking to score.
      Yeah. Oh, darn those upper class problems for attractive people!

  • @xoallieox07
    @xoallieox07 10 років тому +109

    Lmao at all the butt hurt guys commenting on this just because you can't get any girls. Complimenting someone's calves IS weird as fuck, it's not a unique or clever compliment, and if you think that's going to get you anywhere, well then you seriously need to reevaluate yourself.

    • @37theEnigma
      @37theEnigma 10 років тому +31

      Yo. I was looking at your picture and noticed the knuckles above your pinky and ring finger are sexy. Let me get your number

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 10 років тому +7

      Nice Collar bone ;)

    • @kramer911
      @kramer911 10 років тому +14

      why does it have to be "CLEVER"??? youre saying u find something beautiful about someone... its genuine.. youre not putting on a show for them..

    • @derbigpr500
      @derbigpr500 10 років тому +7

      Why the hell would that be creepy? I don't know...maybe being a medical student, I'm not as stuck up as most people on finding certain parts of the body a tabu subject, but why could you not compliment someone on having nice legs? Or nice eyes? Or nice calves? You do know certain girls do specific workouts to make their calves look better? So why could I not tell her "nice calves"? Maybe the guy was joking as well...it's not like he dropped on his knees, grabbed her leg and started bitting it. Some girls just fucking overreact so much and blow every little detail out of proportion. Don't even try to deny it. And no, I'm not butt hurt because of what I said, I could have been married about 50 times by now if I wanted to, that's how much girls stick to me.
      Regardless of what she said about that guy, she seems to be a major bitch and a pain in the ass, as well as control freak and a smartass. I bet 9 out of 10 conversations with her end up in a fight because she's disagrees with something and assumes the other person is less worthy.

    • @SpriteBat
      @SpriteBat 10 років тому +6

      Who says all compliments have to be unique and clever? For that matter, who says the only purpose of a compliment is to "get you anywhere"? How about trying to see the good in people who go out of their way to say something nice?

  • @balooko31
    @balooko31 9 років тому +4

    I'm sure that's what tinder is like for bigger cities (LA, NYC, etc) but it's a little more relationshipy in smaller cities/towns where the dating pool has less to choose from.

  • @user-lt9up8yq3q
    @user-lt9up8yq3q 9 років тому +2

    look at all the men getting mad...i am LIVING

  • @etoriaking
    @etoriaking 10 років тому +16

    So boring when women complain about guys wanting to just hook up on Tinder, it's literally Smash or Pass in app form, what did you expect?

    • @paulmares9815
      @paulmares9815 9 років тому +4

      For me it was not that way. I guess everone gets his/her own from the app.

  • @blaneschippers2332
    @blaneschippers2332 10 років тому +1

    My kind of girl. Strong and not afraid to be honest about the creeps that won't take no for an answer.

  • @Ciki92
    @Ciki92 7 років тому +19

    "9 out of 10 women looking for relationship on tinder!!" Doesnt sound right to me, may be 5/10?

    • @niklasmolen4753
      @niklasmolen4753 4 роки тому +3

      According to statistics I have seen, more men than women are looking for a relationship on Tinder. Most women are just looking for confirmation or use Tinder as a pastime with no intention of meeting anyone.

    • @v4lhulme
      @v4lhulme 3 роки тому

      @@niklasmolen4753 bingo. Finally someone with a functioning brain.

  • @xenod1066
    @xenod1066 10 років тому +2

    It's a context thing. Saying "nice calves" out of the blue IS odd. - If she was just telling you about her leg workout, then you could say: "It's working, you look great!" - She seems to be confused though, about what Tinder IS;
    - it's a HOOK-UP APP. - Why would women go there to look for Long Term Relationships?
    - Totally ok if it's not her thing. - - I'm still a fan. She's awesome on New Girl. :)

  • @ashellokitty
    @ashellokitty 8 років тому +49

    If Zooey was the one being interviewed the comment section wouldn't be half as salty at the same answers.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 років тому +2

      Cuz Zooey is an angel.

    • @samqwert4607
      @samqwert4607 3 роки тому +1

      @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln what

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 роки тому

      @@samqwert4607 You heard me. Or... READ me...

    • @samqwert4607
      @samqwert4607 3 роки тому

      @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln are you saying that hannah isn’t an angel??

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 роки тому

      @@samqwert4607 No, but she's super hot. Zooey just has a certain innocence vibe, y'know?

  • @toothfloss
    @toothfloss 8 років тому +355

    All the people disliking this video have clearly commented on girls calves LMAO

    • @cacturnebro2769
      @cacturnebro2769 5 років тому

      She has nice calves tho

    • @photon2724
      @photon2724 4 роки тому

      pretty sure the guy who said it meant it as a joke. This girl never got the joke and immediatly judged the other person. Pretty disgusting trait to have in a person.

  • @Iamatomto
    @Iamatomto 9 років тому +4

    Ridiculous that guys get annoyed when you say no to them. They always ask, "is it because you're lesbian? is it because you have a boyfriend?" Like, NO, IT'S BECAUSE I AM NOT INTERESTED IN Y O U.

  • @WalkOnNick
    @WalkOnNick 10 років тому +13

    0:23 What's that word?

  • @Osiris3344
    @Osiris3344 10 років тому +1

    That 1 in 10 on either side rule is just life haha. It's not just for Tinder.

  • @johnbourgeois6598
    @johnbourgeois6598 10 років тому +17

    I love that "no speak english" bit hahaha

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 10 років тому +135

    She is totally delusional about women not looking for casual hookups on there, that 1950s style of thought isn't relevant in 2014 anymore.

    • @nomadicvegetable2233
      @nomadicvegetable2233 10 років тому +28

      People were definitely hooking up in the 50's.

    • @CitizenZon3
      @CitizenZon3 6 років тому

      Nice picture.

    • @TheJimLahey
      @TheJimLahey 6 років тому +8

      40-60 years of feminism won't change biology. Women want commitment. Men want to spill their seed. It's not complicated. Most women don't want just sex but deep down they are looking for a man for a relationship. That's how it's been from the beginning of time.

    • @rtmusicvideos431
      @rtmusicvideos431 6 років тому +3

      Sure, women are more open to hooking up than they used to be. But that doesn't mean that's the case for all women. Every woman is different and men need to stop expecting all women to be the same.

    • @nisteven
      @nisteven 6 років тому +5

      TheJimLahey that's a old stereotype, with a lot of recent DNA work, among other studies showing it to be wrong. Showing it was common for females to have children with multi males and males with multi females. Which isn't uncommon in a lot of Mammal species.
      It wasn't until after we settle down that females started to only have children by one male.
      The change is believes to be because of the collection of stuff over a life time.
      Because being nomadic, you only own what you carry, but once you settle down.
      You start collecting more stuff and then you need someone to pass it down to.
      Which means a way to make sure your kid is your kid.
      The whole female want commitment came from the last thousands of years, where
      only way a female could survive was having a male.
      Because Females wasn't allowed to work, own anything or taught anything.
      Basically they was cattle, so they needed commitment to survive and
      thats where the strong need of females wanting commitment comes from.
      However, even after settling down not all societies form that way.
      Some still to this day have females who have multi partners.
      They rare, but they exist.

  • @sianwilkins2620
    @sianwilkins2620 10 років тому +14

    Ahhh butt-hurt comments. If a woman doesn't want to talk to you based on what you say, then she doesn't want to talk to you. Not everyone is looking for a relationship with some random stranger who compliments your calves when you first meet. First impressions, people. It's not really bitching it's just having a preference, and a lot of women's preference isn't creepy strangers. Judging by the comments, you'll take anyone who gave you the time of day so obviously you wouldn't understand that some people actually have standards. Not big standards, just standards that include 'doesn't compliment my calves after just meeting them'.

  • @danieljones7965
    @danieljones7965 7 років тому +1

    "Oh I'm sorry..." hahahahaha 😂

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 9 років тому +4

    Isn't Tinder mainly for hooking up, no matter what sex the user has ?
    And apart from that ... now, i might be wrong about this, but from what i've seen and experienced so far, when it comes to complementing women it doesn't really matter what the compliment is but rather who compliments them. Meaning a guy they find ugly and appalling and repulsive could make the most sincere, harmless, unspecific compliment and they'd still react completely unfavorable, whereas a guy they find attractive and handsome could make the most rude, specific, weird and shitty compliment ever and the women would still react like it'S the cutest and nicest thing they ever heard.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 8 років тому

      Beraud
      sure, but still, i don't think tinder has the reputation of being a serious dating platform and not for nothing. and yeah, of course it's harder finding a relationsship and way easier to hook up on short notice, especially for women.
      agree to disagree on the other thing though :D and most of the women i know agree with me, at least to some extent.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 8 років тому

      Beraud
      i'm really impressed with how much you know about me and the people in my life after 2 youtube comments. you must be a really great judge of character

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 8 років тому

      Beraud i didn't say anything about them hooking up with any of those guys though, now did i ? i just said that looks change perception and they agree on this

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 8 років тому

      Beraud
      first five girlfriends of my brother were mythological creatures than. damn, ishould have taken pictures ofthem, then.

  • @lexibrowning7447
    @lexibrowning7447 6 років тому +1

    My brother is very specific and straightforward, and I can imagine him saying something about a girl’s calves or elbows. He’s no creep, it’s just him. So, knowing who he is, I’ve learned to not get too creeped out by people like that. Run if a guy starts adding adjectives to them though

  • @rovers141
    @rovers141 6 років тому +5

    Coming from someone who has actually experienced Tinder much more than I'm willing to admit...she's dead wrong about it. Well, really she's dead wrong about sexuality in general. Women love sex just as much as we do and there's plenty of them on Tinder looking for a little stress relief! That 9/10 women are looking for long term stat she mentioned is the lie society has come up with for women because it's so taboo for a woman to play the field like we already expect men to do. There's PLENTY of women out there who just wanna hit it and quit it and there's plenty of men out there who want a relationship. the guys/gals from Tinder are making a killing off that app because they weren't ignorant enough to believe women don't want the same things men do!

  • @danatisu1174
    @danatisu1174 9 років тому +17

    I met my boyfriend on tinder and we're now living together. It's only broken if you don't make it clear from the get-go of what you want

    • @hugecreature3810
      @hugecreature3810 5 років тому +7

      Out of how many did it take you to find him?

    • @v4lhulme
      @v4lhulme 3 роки тому

      If the girl isn't a total nutcase and is attractive why bother going anywhere else for sex? If the juice is worth the squeeze you keep squeezing! - men

  • @SchneiderStudios
    @SchneiderStudios 10 років тому +4

    Don't play with my emotions, Hannah.

  • @yuichituba
    @yuichituba 10 років тому +4

    "Swipe 'left' on Tinder"
    I like that. Cute and clever.

    • @amirhkarimi
      @amirhkarimi 10 років тому +4

      she moved hand right, though...

    • @kokobeauty1112
      @kokobeauty1112 10 років тому

      Amir-Hossein Karimi to the left..

  • @NESherv
    @NESherv 10 років тому +6

    She comes off as holier-than-thou.

  • @rukhsanazaidi629
    @rukhsanazaidi629 10 років тому +1

    Lmao I can't get over Conan's interpretation of shabang-bang hahahahahah

  • @crazy4corbinbleux
    @crazy4corbinbleux 5 років тому +3

    I think she is kind-of my celeb look alike if i'm lucky enough lol

  • @weicong3602
    @weicong3602 10 років тому +2

    not all the Guy are looking for sex, is so fucking unfair

  • @gaozhi2007
    @gaozhi2007 9 років тому +23

    I do not like this girl. Nothing about her personality. I think the majority of guys will agree that this is the kind of person we absolutely hate.

    • @gillesseart
      @gillesseart 9 років тому +24

      Severian Wintermute Why? Because she says no and has a brain?

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 9 років тому +15

      Severian Wintermute What? So as a guy I'm supposed to hate certain "types" of women?

    • @eillomanu
      @eillomanu 9 років тому +1

      First time I hear about her and I'm pretty attracted.

    • @randomjuggler2010
      @randomjuggler2010 9 років тому

      +sleepzzz29 yeah. You've got it exactly. Having a brain and saying no is what men hate. Seriously, offer more opinions

    • @paulhahrrgis9841
      @paulhahrrgis9841 9 років тому

      Liam C.
      heh. so?
      _dats not even the half of it,_ uncle paul whispers _i rememba lil liam when he was a wittle boy, i usta bounce him on my knee and go _*_shooka shooka_*_ and i would give him his ointment on his heiney. oh yeah he would suck and nibble at ol uncle paul mmmmm_
      _den his mudda came into the room_
      GET THAT OUT FROM BETWEEN THE BARS PAUL!!
      _i had some red crib marks on my thighs and my pants were at my ankles_
      I DIDNT DO NUTTIN WRONG! tattle tale baby!
      _lil liam c was battin at it like a crib mobil, nibblin at it like a hamster water_
      such a greedy lil boy liam was, always stealin candy, always lyin about stealin candy. I HAD TO CHECK EM! look inside liams underwear with my finger, get it nice and wet with some spit so's i could slide my finger in and out and around.
      _when liam and i were alone camping, he usta press his lil heiney back on me._ HE WAS PUSHIN BACK YA HONOR, i didnt do nuttin wrong!
      _liam's greedy lil anus was gobbling on my tip as he pushed his hips back into me_
      YAAYYYYYYYY

  • @paulaus
    @paulaus 6 років тому +1

    This comment section is a train wreck and proves her point completely.

  • @snowman01
    @snowman01 9 років тому +5

    Yes, Hannah, it is such a struggle to live in America as a young and beautiful white celebrity. Your anecdotes are so hilarious because we can all relate to them. (How do I set the font to sarcastica?)

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 6 років тому +1

    That's actually a very cogent explanation of Tinder

  • @Hard2heart2heart
    @Hard2heart2heart 9 років тому +4

    As an embittered single guy who's down on his luck, I'm sad now.

  • @bigbevdog
    @bigbevdog 10 років тому

    She swiped right when she said left. Haha

  • @johnt84
    @johnt84 10 років тому +4

    adore this human lady.

  • @arenasification
    @arenasification 9 років тому +1

    WOW she is awesome and not fake as other guests (see Julianne Hough) have been and everybody is hating on her because she is clever and sarcastic? come on.

  • @isabelcolella1303
    @isabelcolella1303 7 років тому +3

    LMAO she’s speaking truth!!!! this is the shot women have to go through to get away from weird ass guys

  • @nomadicvegetable2233
    @nomadicvegetable2233 10 років тому +4

    I have never used Tinder but lol, I seriously thought based on what I've heard that the purpose was to hook up. Like that night.

  • @zlozlozlo
    @zlozlozlo 10 років тому +42

    9 out of 10 women are gonna wait till their wedding night. Yeah... riight....

    • @TheJimLahey
      @TheJimLahey 6 років тому +7

      No. They will have sex indeed before that, but the thing is, they hook up because they try to get the man to stay. They don't want just sex like men. Sex is a tool of power for them.

    • @alvongientz2207
      @alvongientz2207 5 років тому

      That's not what she said...loser.

  • @pakistani8907
    @pakistani8907 9 років тому +3

    I loved her in New Girl...The End

  • @Stewkers
    @Stewkers 8 років тому +59

    Yeah she has no idea what Tinder is for. Tinder ise for hooking up. Women on there know it just as much as the guys.

    • @Kame-Ry
      @Kame-Ry 8 років тому +4

      +StewKur Most women I know that are on Tinder are strictly on it just to hook up... Same ratio as the males prerogatives

    • @JBSCORNERL8
      @JBSCORNERL8 8 років тому +7

      Ryan Witts not even close. You must haven't been on tinder. Guys are way more likely to be on their for hookups than women. This is not debatable.

  • @alyssareyes959
    @alyssareyes959 3 роки тому +2

    To the point that we have to lie just because we're afraid to at least politely say no 😢

  • @Malik_Hoff
    @Malik_Hoff 9 років тому +7

    it's funny because Hannah Simone pretending not to speak English Remind me of Anissa Kate.

    • @Fizz826
      @Fizz826 5 років тому

      Malik Hoff funny I just watched a VR video of Anissa kate

  • @rudiaguswidono5450
    @rudiaguswidono5450 2 роки тому +1

    It is the same in an app or real life. Some want a One Night Stand. Some want to get serious.
    The difference is in Tinder, you could filter out the ugliest.

  • @stevenrojas8251
    @stevenrojas8251 5 років тому +4

    When she said "swipe left on Tinder", she actually swiped right lol

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 3 роки тому

      So that's it... all of the womans swiping left on my profile when they really means the swipe to right....

  • @ongeify
    @ongeify 9 років тому

    At 2:04 Conan uses the term "paragative" or something. Can someone please explain the meaning of that word? I´m not a native speaker and want to improve my english :) Thanks a lot in advance :*

    • @xpick32
      @xpick32 9 років тому

      +Onge Ify prerogative. by saying "it's your prerogative" he means "it's your right"

    • @ongeify
      @ongeify 9 років тому

      Ah ok! Thank you so much :) :*

  • @UltraWindow
    @UltraWindow 10 років тому +27

    damn, im white so i cant use the "sorry i dont speak english" act.. wait im a guy, if a girl asked me to buy me a drink then i'd respond with "HEY BOYS! THIS ROUND IS ON HER!"
    i love being white.

    • @hynjus001
      @hynjus001 10 років тому +64

      There are millions of white people who don't speak english.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 років тому +3

      FreeGoro
      and there are millions of white people who do speak english.

    • @TinyMarmaladeOfficial
      @TinyMarmaladeOfficial 10 років тому +8

      Most people don't speak English. Being white has nothing to do with that. Let me guess, you are either from the U.S. or from the U.K.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 років тому

      TinyMarmalade
      good guess but im neither.

    • @GoldeneBremm
      @GoldeneBremm 10 років тому

      Ultra Window So, you're just saying white people are ALL so intelligent it is out of the realm of possibilities for any of them to not speak English?

  • @virus86
    @virus86 10 років тому +2

    I love her hair!

  • @pekotunes
    @pekotunes 7 років тому +3

    She is so beautiful 😙

  • @rukhsanazaidi629
    @rukhsanazaidi629 10 років тому +1

    I love Conan so much lol he's so funny

  • @tashiwangdu4747
    @tashiwangdu4747 9 років тому +21

    why am i not surprised ? the comment section is just full of Bs !!!

  • @arielleclark5726
    @arielleclark5726 10 років тому +1

    I love her! She's beautiful.

  • @sorariku1298
    @sorariku1298 10 років тому +4

    Some women also want to just 'hook up' you know? Casual sex is fine for everybody as long as it is consented, and women who own Tinder probably want to have sex too, not marry the men they meet.

  • @ennenrasmoke2963
    @ennenrasmoke2963 2 роки тому +1

    Someone said once, " women's greatest satisfaction: set the trap, fake the annoyance "

  • @02Nolife
    @02Nolife 10 років тому +5

    I thought Tinder was about hooking up not about relation-ship :/

  • @Carlteezus
    @Carlteezus 10 років тому +2

    I think her problem with tinder applies to society in general, I don't really know how the app could fix that.

  • @SW20FL
    @SW20FL 9 років тому +14

    9 out of 10 guys on Tinder looking for sex... okay. I'll go with that.
    9 out of ten women on tinder looking for a relationship - More like 4 out of 10. Let's be real.

    • @SW20FL
      @SW20FL 8 років тому +1

      What does that have to do with leading women on? That's from personal experience dealing with flaky women. So how many women on tinder do you think are actually on there for a relationship? If you date women too, maybe you can chime in with your experience... Don't get me wrong. We all know there's more women on tinder who are looking for a serious relationship then there are men, but it's nowhere close to 9 out of 10.

    • @SW20FL
      @SW20FL 8 років тому

      By flaky, I don't mean uninterested. That's not hard to figure out. I'm talking about girls I've talked to and hung out with only to find out later on they have a BF and they just want "Attention" from someone else. Or they're just looking for followers, etc. There's a TON of this stuff going on all dating sites. I'm sure you would be on a dating site for the right reasons, but you can't speak for other women just like I can't speak for other men...maybe a better word would be shady? What would you call that?

    • @SW20FL
      @SW20FL 8 років тому

      Ahh okay. No, not hookups, but time wasters pretty much. The girls that hang out with you, and then later down the road drop a bomb shell. "I have a BF- just need someone to hang out with" or "I just needed to get over my ex" etc.
      Not you of course :D

  • @harper7509
    @harper7509 Рік тому

    She gets FLUSHED.

  • @annieb2567
    @annieb2567 10 років тому +24

    Wow the comments are exactly as expected. No surprise there!
    Guarantee it's rejected men and jealous women, who don't realize this is just how it is. People are creepy and defensive. And Tinder is for losers.

    • @Lillesebbers
      @Lillesebbers 6 років тому +4

      To be fair, this comment makes you look super Defensive :) xD

  • @MrCoffeejingler
    @MrCoffeejingler 6 років тому +1

    Ive never used tinder, but im sure 9/10 women on there arent looking to marry a guy they meet on tinder, theyre looking for casual sex too

  • @terrystearns9463
    @terrystearns9463 7 років тому +3

    Her thoughts on Tinder are completely wrong. If they weren't tender wouldn't be popular and successful and it is both.

  • @__THAT1GUY__
    @__THAT1GUY__ 2 роки тому

    @ 0:25 this was definitely Johnny Drama who complimented her calves.
    If you know you know

  • @jeffreyimagine7962
    @jeffreyimagine7962 Рік тому +3

    She seems like the type to accuse everyone looking at her at the gym

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like she's just cool to hang around with.

  • @garxgar
    @garxgar 10 років тому +7

    complimenting peoples calves are not weird, maybe he thought you were into fitness. all my friends that work out never shut up about their calves.

  • @RoyMelhado
    @RoyMelhado Рік тому +1

    You know someone would wear that flower 🌹 red ♥️ dress mrs.white wear that dress 👗 they can be twins.

    • @RoyMelhado
      @RoyMelhado 4 дні тому

      And get my teacher might be twins ♊ wearing the same flower 🌺🌹 👗 Ms White 🤍.

  • @BIRDMANzie
    @BIRDMANzie 10 років тому +10

    For someone who hasn't used tinder she does seem to know a bit about swiping left...?

    • @brunomilcos
      @brunomilcos 10 років тому +1

      I never used it and I know you swipe left to discard people... Anyway, she is wrong, my single male friends who use it said the girls are there for she-bang-bang too.

    • @SYN30STM
      @SYN30STM 10 років тому

      Lmao I know right

  • @Therezumee92
    @Therezumee92 10 років тому

    I have no idea who is she, but I like her. :D She makes a good point about that Tinder.

  • @shubhammanna
    @shubhammanna 5 років тому +3

    She looks like Dakota Johnson from a distance !

  • @ккє-о6ц
    @ккє-о6ц 5 років тому +1

    She's so bloody pretty

  • @billwithers7457
    @billwithers7457 9 років тому +5

    While I love the tactic of pretending to not speak English, does it really work when you're famous? I mean, she's Hannah Freaking Simone.

    • @markallen2984
      @markallen2984 2 роки тому

      It is now six years after your post and I have still never heard of her

  • @louisburke3027
    @louisburke3027 8 років тому

    Hannah Rocks Hard...Great Interview

  • @PerryCuda
    @PerryCuda 9 років тому +6

    She needs to get over herself. If guys were hitting on her it's because they were attracted to her AND thought she's attainable. She's behaving like she's some kind of supermodel. Guys don't hit on girls who are freakishly good looking and unattainable. Too afraid.

  • @naomigiovanni3606
    @naomigiovanni3606 8 років тому +2

    I do the speak another language thing sometimes. I mostly just say no and get away quick as possible.

  • @utkarshanu88
    @utkarshanu88 8 років тому +5

    I like her, she is little different and real.

  • @shubhkaran005
    @shubhkaran005 2 роки тому

    She got the looks and vibe of a very innocent n beautiful girl

    • @bornagainbuddhist1969
      @bornagainbuddhist1969 2 роки тому

      Beautiful yes innocent not so much, I see her and get the danger vibe..

    • @shubhkaran005
      @shubhkaran005 2 роки тому

      @@bornagainbuddhist1969 perception n perception 😁

  • @wolverineiscool7161
    @wolverineiscool7161 8 років тому +9

    i feel sorry for her, her jokes are failing miserably

  • @zbigniewm8434
    @zbigniewm8434 4 роки тому

    Well said about tinder. 👏