"I am the hub of the pot, the begining of all pudding, the still centure of all things creamy >;), the Spoon must Churn, hunger is un-exertable and can not be ignored, this is the wheel of fate. the unexertable cycle of comsume, defecate, and cumsume again. you are and always have been my pudding reaver"
Memery of the highest caliber. This shitposter has woven a tale so indicative of the source material that my existence trembles as if psychically resonating with its intention.
Of course it is and judging by the flashbacks, we can even determine the chronology in which this side adventure takes place. Consider that Raziel had flash only from Soul Reaver 1 and 2 and none from Defiance. We can determine that it takes place right after Soul Reaver 2 and before Raziel's 500 years imprisonment in the Underworld. Kain's presence does present a paradox, however considering that both Kain and Raziel wield an incarnation of the Soul Reaver, this is also extremely possible. Another paradox in order to fuel Raziel's quest for knowledge and chocolate. The only true continuity error is Raziel's green eyes indicating that he is influenced and possibly even possessed by The Hylden but I think it's safe to assume that this was simply The Sarafan Lord's way of telling Raziel to hurry up in his endeavour so Janos can be restored.
Raziel: The old hunger has left me... I have no desire for blood Elder God: You are changed.. Your blood thirst is replaced by a deeper need.. You have become a devourer of chocolate!!
@@dariodunreitz3103 elder god: to sustain your strength you must hunt down the chocolate and stir it into a pudding mush, if you fail to feed or endure so many wounds this fragile matter will dissolve
I can’t believe that, in almost 20 years, the closest thing I’ve seen to a legit sequel to this beloved franchise came in the form of a rugrats parody.
It's sad how open ended the last game was. There were enough loose ends for one final game of Kain restoring the pillars, ending the war with whatever the demon-esque race was called, killing the Wheel God and then having an epilogue scene of making sure Raziel's soul goes full circle still with whatever changes to history are made in the game and is eventually released from the Reaper.
The dialogue is so well written that it feels like it could be in-game. But it's such a stark contrast to the existential conversation the games pose that's somewhat baffling.
@@cvernon5256 On the contrary, "existential" is misused perfectly in the video above to capture the pseudo-philosophical purple prose. On its use in your comment, I will remain silent
I don’t know who these people are, and the last time I saw the term “LOK” was on new grounds. So I can only assume that the starfox fandom got bored with making mere porn
Literally me when I find myself cooking at some ungodly hour ordained by powers malign and overwhelming even though I must rise with the loathed dawn to serve masters who care not for my dignity as a living, sapient entity, but only my ability to help them produce profit for their fell overlords who my brethren retail workers refer to in hushed, venomous whispers as "corporate"...Aye corporate...The horrific gnarled elders whose inexplicable, cruel, and irrational whims seem as capricious as that of a spoiled toddler...
@@MegaZeta Kinda, but not really. That's always been a fairly argued topic throughout history. You gotta admit though, it feels very fitting to his character.
*Raziel:* Elder God, your feast is at hand. *Elder God:* Peace, Raziel. Your culinary mission is in vain, for my hunger has proven a mere phantom and has subsided unsated.
*My mind snapped. A fruitless task, set up by the Elder God himself to further torment me. I scream as loudly as I could, for the pain was unbearable.* ... I never watched the show, but I feel like that's how it would go vibe-wise.
It's really sad that some faceless, investment company has done more for fans of this series in less than a year than Crystal Dynamics and Square managed in two god damn decades 😅
Man. I have rewatched this so many times, but I'm only just now noticing how you matched the spoon stirring at 0:58 to the unique percussion in the song. This is a masterpiece.
Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you would have finished sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you when you burnt the first batch? Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ate all of the second?
The original meme: Didi: Stu, what are you doing? Stu: Making chocolate pudding. Didi: It's four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu: …Because I've lost control of my life. This Masterpiece: Kain: *I knew what black hour this was as foretold by Mobius himself. The snake had made it clear to me what it might portend. I beheld Raziel, awake, and no explanation for this state. * Kain: Raziel, what dark pact have you allowed yourself to become entangled in? Raziel: I have found myself shackled to this fell task. Compelled, unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert, fit for mortals. Kain: It is 4 past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crowe. What could possibly posses you to create chocolate pudding at this un-godly state? Raziel: *Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with the darkest of magics. In an instant, my mind was flooded with torturous visions of all that had lead me to this abyssmal state of torment. Twisting that infernal knife with the unbearable knowledge that now, as ever, I was powerless to escape my terrible destiny. The stirrs of my spoon mimicked the eternal and unchanging revolutions of the wheel of fate. Binding me and every other being in existence to a single, immutable path. And while most of the wretched souls tied to that abominable wheel were blissfully unaware of their existential imprisonment, I was not so fortunate. No, I had been shackled with the burden of knowledge. It was all I could do to keep my spirit from falling into total despair, as I turned to reply; * Raziel: Because I have lost control- *Suddenly, I stopped! Unable to utter the remaining words. Because I had lost control of my life? But how could I loose something that I had never truly possessed? Suddenly, laughter, from the other room, mocking me, mocking all that I'd endured, and that I'd yet to endure. Mocking existence itself. The rest of the world fell away. I could not percieve anything except that laughter. That horrible, horrible laughter. I could not bear it. Despair overwhelmed me. The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it. I hoped this would be the final torment. That the horror of my existence would proove to strong withstand, and my mind would shatter and disappear into final oblivion for all time.* I love this so much
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 Yes... it should, but I noticed some spelling errors in the transcript, best you fix them before hallowing them with your most secure of documents and treasures within the treasury
@HiddenEvilStudios Please, they are not even close to being this eloquently. XIV sounds like old shakespearean, but that's all. Just a dialect rather than digging up the most obscure of vocabulary to create poetry.
".... Tumbling, burning with white-hot frustration, I plunged into the depths of the depression. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this chore. ... An eternity passed, and my hand-cramps receded, bringing me back from the precipice of burnout. The stirring had destroyed me... and yet, dessert was ready."
@@TalonsUmbra "Compelled unreluctantly" is also a great expression. It's the most grim and deterministic way of saying "I just felt like it" I've ever heard. XD
Excuse me, What the F&*k! What the hell was that? It was amazing, but before this popped up in my recommended I would have never even have considered this combination. Is this madness or brilliance? I don't know or care. I loved it.
Never in my life did I ever imagine that Legacy of Kain characters would be performing the most famous Rugrats scene. xD I love it. Makes me wish there was a Legacy of Kain animated series. ^^
Maybe on Netflix... From the same studio that did Castlevania... With Charles Dance as Kain... Not that I've put entirely too much thought into it or anything ahaha
Vorador: "You're a wretched excuse for a baker!" "I've been watching you since you immerged from that accursed kitchen. Strange that you're arrival coincided with the dinner spoiling!"
Such perfect mimic of the game's writing and speech patterns xd This is the perfect parody People at work won't get why i'm laughing at a weird dude making pudding.
Raziel: "Y-you WHAT?! I labored in torment to create this!" Elder God: "Do you suppose time stood still for *you* Raziel? Things have changed in your absence."
@@silverhand9965 Kain: by the nine pillars! What is going on in your room of cooking? Raziel: the northern lights, Kain Kain: the northern Lights really Raziel? Do you really expect me to believe they would be here at this very moment in time localized entirely within your living space? Raziel: Yes, Kain I do. Kain: well can I see them then? Raziel: unfortunately you may not as I have to do some acrobatic stretching of my mobile parts would you care to join me in this particular exercise? Kain: no Raziel I must be going now. I must say you are a strange being indeed but you do steam a good ham. Raziel: thank you Kain I will be sure to remember this unforgettable luncheon
2:16 I just noticed - is that the NES Silver Surfer ending screen?! The layers of this memery are like the layers of chocolate pudding stirred and churned in a neverending cycle of torment.
Kain " Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion... Chocolate Pudding"
“How many eons can you bear to languish here? The egg yolks must be whisked, all the sugar, milk and cocoa are boiled in the cleansing agony of the saucepan. This is the engine of life - the purifying rhythm of the universe to which all souls are irresistibly drawn. Yours is a necessary and noble function, Raziel.”
I don’t want to underplay the fantastic writing or performances in this, or how well it nails the tone of Legacy of Kain--but I'm amused that Raziel is doing the "sad Silver Surfer" pose at the end 😂
"I have found myself shackled to this fell task compelled unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert fit for mortals" is now my new favourite line ever.
Kain was delectified, The Clans tell Caramels of him Few know the chewth. He was flavortal once, as were we all….Chowever, his chomptemt for chewmanity drove him to create me and my barthren.
This is a gift, beyond description and comprehension, magnificent and sublime; pain at the loss of what could have been but never was, the multitudes of possibilities denied existence in this mockery of history I have been forced to inhabit. Though at once also a blessing for the survival of at least something that might have never come to fruition.
This was already one of the best things I've seen all month. The voice AI was dead on, and the dialogue, subject matter aside, sounded like it came straight from the games. Then Ozar Midrashim kicked in. And then I saw the Elder God in the living room. This is art. This is god-damned art.
@@TheSteveExperiment Raziel never ceases to amaze us with his superior inner monologue..wether it be his reflections on his past/current list of frailties,or in this case ..chocolate .. __________________________________ Drinks
Idk how this turned up in my recommendations, but having played these games and know the scene its parodying, this absolutely hilariously perfect Great job
@ It says that both Tony, Micheal, and Simon were used in Talespin. The bad news is that Micheal and Simon are just guest appearances compared to Tony who plays Shere Khan.
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i hate how well this actually gets legacy of kain
yes, that edgy grimdark pretentiousness
@miwoj it takes itself so seriously, but not in a bad way. It's a full-send, Shakespearean tragedy written in the pages of the soul Raziel never had
Kain in an apron: "The spoon is still churning raziel.."
Suppose one day... it lands on its edge.
"I am the hub of the pot, the begining of all pudding, the still centure of all things creamy >;), the Spoon must Churn, hunger is un-exertable and can not be ignored, this is the wheel of fate. the unexertable cycle of comsume, defecate, and cumsume again. you are and always have been my pudding reaver"
This is advanced memery.
Memery of the highest caliber. This shitposter has woven a tale so indicative of the source material that my existence trembles as if psychically resonating with its intention.
This is canon.
Came here to say this
🤣🤣
@@Loe7 Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
Of course it is and judging by the flashbacks, we can even determine the chronology in which this side adventure takes place. Consider that Raziel had flash only from Soul Reaver 1 and 2 and none from Defiance. We can determine that it takes place right after Soul Reaver 2 and before Raziel's 500 years imprisonment in the Underworld. Kain's presence does present a paradox, however considering that both Kain and Raziel wield an incarnation of the Soul Reaver, this is also extremely possible. Another paradox in order to fuel Raziel's quest for knowledge and chocolate. The only true continuity error is Raziel's green eyes indicating that he is influenced and possibly even possessed by The Hylden but I think it's safe to assume that this was simply The Sarafan Lord's way of telling Raziel to hurry up in his endeavour so Janos can be restored.
@@orangeslash1667 god please did Lipschitz ever talk about pudding?
The fact that I found this at 4:00 a.m. is indicative of fate itself
Could this be of fate or the meeting of destiny foretold by Kane's design?
4:03 fucking god damn elder god and his wheel of fate bullshit.
3:30. I still have time to make pudding
4:27 here, absolute witchcraft, or the algorithm has a sense of humor.
This, this is it. The side of the coin Kain was counting on
lost it when Ozar midrashim kicked in, pure kino
Elder God:
"I know you, Raziel. You are hungry."
Raziel: The old hunger has left me... I have no desire for blood
Elder God: You are changed.. Your blood thirst is replaced by a deeper need.. You have become a devourer of chocolate!!
Raziel: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!
Elder God: Yes Raziel! With or without nuts?
@@dariodunreitz3103 elder god: to sustain your strength you must hunt down the chocolate and stir it into a pudding mush, if you fail to feed or endure so many wounds this fragile matter will dissolve
You are my chef Raziel.
@@Re-PhantomZero Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
Who knows what an orange VCR tape smells like?
Like burnt plastic and broken dreams. As it should.
@helloidharbl6753
It's true. Paris was nothing like Tokyo...
Elder God just watching TV in the next room
Certainly there is some sort of a clip out there with Tony Jay expressing a desire for pudding
Tony put there, waiting on his pudding.
@@helloidharbl6753 FOR COUNTLESS ETERNITIES I HAVE AWAITED THIS PUDDING RAZIEL, I NOW NO LONGER HUNGER FOR IT
Imagine some eternal being without beginning or end getting impatient over five minutes instant pudding
LoK6 looking great
"Suppose, Raziel, you stir the pudding enough times..."
Suppose one day, the stirrer lands on its hilt
...and it becomes a soufle?
I can’t believe that, in almost 20 years, the closest thing I’ve seen to a legit sequel to this beloved franchise came in the form of a rugrats parody.
What a time to be alive.
It's sad how open ended the last game was. There were enough loose ends for one final game of Kain restoring the pillars, ending the war with whatever the demon-esque race was called, killing the Wheel God and then having an epilogue scene of making sure Raziel's soul goes full circle still with whatever changes to history are made in the game and is eventually released from the Reaper.
@@wickian9571 I'm still salty that they cancelled the Dark Prophecy game which was direct sequel to Defiance! Such a shame!!!!
Raziel waited for 1000 years in the abyss like us waiting for a new legacy of kain game.
raziel waited long enough, now the coin has landed on its edge again! 🎉
The art, the voices, the dialogues, the inner monologues...
This is the purest form of LOK
The dialogue is so well written that it feels like it could be in-game. But it's such a stark contrast to the existential conversation the games pose that's somewhat baffling.
@@cvernon5256
Making chocolate pudding at 4 a.m. doesn't pose the slightest tinge of existential doubt for you, good sir / madam? 😅
@@cvernon5256 On the contrary, "existential" is misused perfectly in the video above to capture the pseudo-philosophical purple prose. On its use in your comment, I will remain silent
Wtf is Raziel's voice AI generated? If so dear god the future is gonna be one hell of a roller coaster.
I don’t know who these people are, and the last time I saw the term “LOK” was on new grounds. So I can only assume that the starfox fandom got bored with making mere porn
Literally me when I find myself cooking at some ungodly hour ordained by powers malign and overwhelming even though I must rise with the loathed dawn to serve masters who care not for my dignity as a living, sapient entity, but only my ability to help them produce profit for their fell overlords who my brethren retail workers refer to in hushed, venomous whispers as "corporate"...Aye corporate...The horrific gnarled elders whose inexplicable, cruel, and irrational whims seem as capricious as that of a spoiled toddler...
Krispy Kreme?
Amazon worker?
Walmart
"The wheel of flavor must churn, Raziel. You are now, and forever more, my Sole Stirrer"
"My angel of flavor."
If I'm going to be honest. . . that line should have been in there lol
This is Goated 🥶
You win 😂😅
“Here is your pudding, Elder God.”
“Oh that’s ok Raziel. I’m not hungry anymore.”
**Raziel screams like when he was thrown into the abyss**
Oh God, I'm DYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay, I laughed way harder at this than I should have 😂
No joke, this is EXACTLY what the game is like. Just enthralled by this.
Really, only Raziel could turn making a pudding into something so deep
After all his makeup/breakups with Kain, I'm surprised it wasn't even longer
The purple prose is perfect, down to the pseudo-intellectual misuse of "existential"
@@MegaZeta Kinda, but not really. That's always been a fairly argued topic throughout history. You gotta admit though, it feels very fitting to his character.
He's had a rough unlife. Cut him some slack.
This just serves to remind me that I haven’t encountered dialogue/writing of this caliber since the last Legacy of Kain game.
yes I thought the same thing. People dont even try and yet games are worth way more now than they were.
It's true. There hasn't been anything even close in quality.
imo the only game that gets close to matching LOK's dialogues is Final Fantasy 12, and thats partially the reason why its the only FF i actually like
@@eusouocarameuirmao I'd say Planescape: Torment has a similar style and quality of writing, but it came out the same year.
This rivals shakespear
I knew this was going to be good, but I didn't think it would be this good.
The chocolate pudding had destroyed me, and yet... I lived.
This is my favorite thing ever
*Raziel:* Elder God, your feast is at hand.
*Elder God:* Peace, Raziel. Your culinary mission is in vain, for my hunger has proven a mere phantom and has subsided unsated.
Raziel: .........AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
I swear I heard Tony Jay's voice in my room when I read the Elder God's lines.
Raziel: I am destroyed.
I miss Tony Jay.....@@DarthEquus
*My mind snapped. A fruitless task, set up by the Elder God himself to further torment me. I scream as loudly as I could, for the pain was unbearable.*
... I never watched the show, but I feel like that's how it would go vibe-wise.
Angelica Pickles as the Elder God is weirdly fitting.
Angelica Pickles = Eldritch horror, got it!
@@MMmmmVarley Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
It's funny at first, but then you realize it's a cry for help. I love this so much.
Glad to see Soul Reaver content in 2023.
the original scene was a cry for help too
Raziel is every Legacy of Kain fan after 20 years of Square Enix doing absolutely nothing with the IP.
It's really sad that some faceless, investment company has done more for fans of this series in less than a year than Crystal Dynamics and Square managed in two god damn decades 😅
Finally
Square Enix owsn the IP now?!
Do you actually want Square touching anything any more? They can't even put together a Final Fantasy.
@@helloidharbl6753 Good point.
The only one with free will, and he chooses to make chocolate pudding
Funny
But did he? Did he really?
he has lost control over his life ok
Like friggin' Reuben from the Lilo and Stitch series; got insane advantages over everyone else, but just wants to make food all day...
@@nicolasriveros943
How could Raziel have lost control of his life, when his life wasn't his to control, to begin with? 😆😆😆
Man. I have rewatched this so many times, but I'm only just now noticing how you matched the spoon stirring at 0:58 to the unique percussion in the song. This is a masterpiece.
I was half expecting Raziel's soul to fuse with the spoon at the end, becoming the ravenous chocolate devouring entity within it :(
"The Soul Ladle!"
"Dessert abhors a paradox"
There is no spoon...
*Chocolate God* : "From this moment and ever afterward, You and this dessert are inextricably bound."
I woul like to see that.
The dialogue is LIKE THE EXACT SAME WTF MAN YOURE A GOD
Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you would have finished sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you when you burnt the first batch?
Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ate all of the second?
"no, i had faith...in your ability to bake the third."
AHAHAHAHAH
Eternity is relentless, Raziel...
Lmaooo
Best comment hands down xD
The dialogue sounds like something HP Lovecraft would write after accidentally encountering a Welshman.
The original meme:
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: …Because I've lost control of my life.
This Masterpiece:
Kain: *I knew what black hour this was as foretold by Mobius himself. The snake had made it clear to me what it might portend. I beheld Raziel, awake, and no explanation for this state. *
Kain: Raziel, what dark pact have you allowed yourself to become entangled in?
Raziel: I have found myself shackled to this fell task. Compelled, unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert, fit for mortals.
Kain: It is 4 past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crowe. What could possibly posses you to create chocolate pudding at this un-godly state?
Raziel: *Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with the darkest of magics. In an instant, my mind was flooded with torturous visions of all that had lead me to this abyssmal state of torment. Twisting that infernal knife with the unbearable knowledge that now, as ever, I was powerless to escape my terrible destiny. The stirrs of my spoon mimicked the eternal and unchanging revolutions of the wheel of fate. Binding me and every other being in existence to a single, immutable path. And while most of the wretched souls tied to that abominable wheel were blissfully unaware of their existential imprisonment, I was not so fortunate. No, I had been shackled with the burden of knowledge. It was all I could do to keep my spirit from falling into total despair, as I turned to reply; *
Raziel: Because I have lost control-
*Suddenly, I stopped! Unable to utter the remaining words. Because I had lost control of my life? But how could I loose something that I had never truly possessed? Suddenly, laughter, from the other room, mocking me, mocking all that I'd endured, and that I'd yet to endure. Mocking existence itself. The rest of the world fell away. I could not percieve anything except that laughter. That horrible, horrible laughter. I could not bear it. Despair overwhelmed me. The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it. I hoped this would be the final torment. That the horror of my existence would proove to strong withstand, and my mind would shatter and disappear into final oblivion for all time.*
I love this so much
You're outstanding for this transcribing. It should be hallowed in with our most secure documents and treasures
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 Yes... it should, but I noticed some spelling errors in the transcript, best you fix them before hallowing them with your most secure of documents and treasures within the treasury
Your bloodthirst is replaced by a deeper need...
You've become... a devourer of chocolate pudding.
me at the chineese buffet
"Healthy dessert is an illusion"
One must keep their candy close, Raziel
And their chocolate, even closer
Ah yes, our timeline has been altered to the point we now have
Bakery of Kain, Soul Stirrer
Fuck's sake, this deserves more traction.
Raziel has no jaw, tongue or stomach. He will never be able to enjoy that chocolate. 😭
This line is such a mood. :D
"Kain's question cut through my soul like a silver dagger enchanted with darkest of magics."
And the drama-zoom to boot! :D
I hope this deleted scene is added in the Remaster
Somebody show Amy Hennig this, she deserves to see it rofl
Immediately lost my shit when Raziel when into his inner monologuing. I wish my daily thought process was as dramatic as Raziel.
I truly wish we had more video-games with a very story driven narrative while speaking in such a long winded, dignified English.
You'll like GTA. Definitely has that vibe to it
@markmessi9020 Grand Theft Auto? I Kinda doupt it.
Dragons dogma is one that comes to mind.
Try Final Fantasy XIV.
@HiddenEvilStudios Please, they are not even close to being this eloquently.
XIV sounds like old shakespearean, but that's all.
Just a dialect rather than digging up the most obscure of vocabulary to create poetry.
This hits way harder when you realize raziels voice actor also played stu pickles lmfao
Didn't Michael Bell voice Drew Pickles though?
I thought he voiced Chuckie's dad, or Chuckie, or both.
@@NoExplosionsMcgee He did. And he also voiced Chuckie's dad, Chaz Finster. Stu's VA was Jack Riley, who died in 2016.
@@TrashJack3000 Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
"....
Tumbling, burning with white-hot frustration, I plunged into the depths of the depression. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this chore.
...
An eternity passed, and my hand-cramps receded, bringing me back from the precipice of burnout. The stirring had destroyed me... and yet, dessert was ready."
Goddamnit! 😂
Original scene: Four short sentences and a scream.
This scene: Four short sentences, but it was your English assignment.
"The spoon fell to the floor, and I with it" is such a great sentence. 😂
When we heard this line, my wife and I silently turned to face one another, mouths agape.
@@TalonsUmbra "Compelled unreluctantly" is also a great expression. It's the most grim and deterministic way of saying "I just felt like it" I've ever heard. XD
Excuse me, What the F&*k! What the hell was that?
It was amazing, but before this popped up in my recommended I would have never even have considered this combination. Is this madness or brilliance? I don't know or care. I loved it.
Never in my life did I ever imagine that Legacy of Kain characters would be performing the most famous Rugrats scene. xD I love it. Makes me wish there was a Legacy of Kain animated series. ^^
Maybe on Netflix... From the same studio that did Castlevania... With Charles Dance as Kain... Not that I've put entirely too much thought into it or anything ahaha
Raziel voice actor did voice Stu brother, so you could say he performed in Rugrats.
God no netflix is awful.
@@thekittenfreakify did... Did you watch Castlevania?
Did you?
"What dark pacts have you allowed yourself to become entangled in" will be my favorite phrase to ask people wtf they're doing
"I knew what black hour it was as foretold by Moebius himself"
*checks clock*
Vorador: "You're a wretched excuse for a baker!"
"I've been watching you since you immerged from that accursed kitchen. Strange that you're arrival coincided with the dinner spoiling!"
Such perfect mimic of the game's writing and speech patterns xd
This is the perfect parody
People at work won't get why i'm laughing at a weird dude making pudding.
How ONLY NOW youtube DARED to recommend me this?!
I've been searching for this MY ENTIRE LIFE!
I've been rewatching this daily since I found it. It fucking gets me everytime 😂
We in latin america, when someone made art like this, we said this is "cine", and truly cine is.
Raziel: Here's your pudding of cacao delicacy.
Elder God: I no longer require nourishment.
Raziel: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Elder God: The time has pass. Your offering holds no value now.
Redeemer and destroyer
Raziel: Here's your mortal confectionary.
Elder god: My hunger has waned. I no longer care for your offering.
Raziel: "Y-you WHAT?! I labored in torment to create this!"
Elder God: "Do you suppose time stood still for *you* Raziel? Things have changed in your absence."
Steamed Hams with Kain and Raziel. Make it happen.
Now that's gonna be a 43 minutes long video
@@silverhand9965 Kain: by the nine pillars! What is going on in your room of cooking?
Raziel: the northern lights, Kain
Kain: the northern Lights really Raziel? Do you really expect me to believe they would be here at this very moment in time localized entirely within your living space?
Raziel: Yes, Kain I do.
Kain: well can I see them then?
Raziel: unfortunately you may not as I have to do some acrobatic stretching of my mobile parts would you care to join me in this particular exercise?
Kain: no Raziel I must be going now. I must say you are a strange being indeed but you do steam a good ham.
Raziel: thank you Kain I will be sure to remember this unforgettable luncheon
2:16 I just noticed - is that the NES Silver Surfer ending screen?! The layers of this memery are like the layers of chocolate pudding stirred and churned in a neverending cycle of torment.
Right?! 😂😂😂
Memory*
I'll never be happier than this moment when I found this
Whoever wrote this deserves a fucking medal.
This...this video alone justifies UA-cam. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
I'm really happy more people are going to get this now that the remasters launched
How you made something so incredible is just beyond me
Kain
" Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given me, more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me - the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion... Chocolate Pudding"
“How many eons can you bear to languish here? The egg yolks must be whisked, all the sugar, milk and cocoa are boiled in the cleansing agony of the saucepan. This is the engine of life - the purifying rhythm of the universe to which all souls are irresistibly drawn. Yours is a necessary and noble function, Raziel.”
This is one of the greatest achievements in UA-cam history.
wtf youtube?! why never recommend me this gold in my long hours of nosgoth trivia search? Love it, lok is like a cancer puppy, it never gets old.
I don’t want to underplay the fantastic writing or performances in this, or how well it nails the tone of Legacy of Kain--but I'm amused that Raziel is doing the "sad Silver Surfer" pose at the end 😂
videos like this make me glad the internet exists.
this is genius man, well done, i couldn't stop laughing.
"I have found myself shackled to this fell task compelled unreluctantly to create a concoction of chocolate. A dessert fit for mortals" is now my new favourite line ever.
Not entirely meme-able, but it's probably a most eloquent response to anyone who asks you about what you're currently cooking. 😆
Its even funnier when you remember Stew Pickles's brother Drew is actually Raziel's voice actor.
The guy speaking the lines here in this video? 😱😳
@@tsohgallik Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
Took a second but then I realized this is deep cut Rugrats reference. Well played. 😆
The Dialouge is perfect 🤣
Since LOK will not likely release a sequel to Soul Reaver 2, this is my head cannon, nothing can change my mind now
The voices are completely mind-blowing... this is amazing.
this is a gem and deserves way more views. how is this only 2.7k? xD
This should win major awards
Vampires gotta be so extra about every goddamn thing
Now all we need is for this to be applied to the Steamed Hams meme
I need this
"Steamed Hams", but it's the battle for the Heart of Darkness in Avernus Cathedral.
Me and my best mate when drunk, always watch this together. This. This is the Sequel to Defiance.
(jokes aside this is pure gold)
Kain was delectified,
The Clans tell Caramels of him
Few know the chewth. He was flavortal once, as were we all….Chowever, his chomptemt for chewmanity drove him to create me and my barthren.
This video made me fell less human and more ........divine
This is a gift, beyond description and comprehension, magnificent and sublime; pain at the loss of what could have been but never was, the multitudes of possibilities denied existence in this mockery of history I have been forced to inhabit. Though at once also a blessing for the survival of at least something that might have never come to fruition.
This was already one of the best things I've seen all month. The voice AI was dead on, and the dialogue, subject matter aside, sounded like it came straight from the games.
Then Ozar Midrashim kicked in.
And then I saw the Elder God in the living room.
This is art. This is god-damned art.
it was made with AI? :O
Was not. Clearly, the voices differ.
It's AI
Read the description. @@shumiel16
Become my...Soul Stirrer...my Angel of Cakes
I thought this was gonna be stupid, but it's actually brilliant... well done ... well done!
Literally same . Hah!
@@Kains_whored we should discuss this further over drinks
@@TheSteveExperiment
Raziel never ceases to amaze us with his superior inner monologue..wether it be his reflections on his past/current list of frailties,or in this case ..chocolate ..
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Drinks
Let's be real: It's both.
this deserves 100x the views it has
This is so shockingly well written which makes it way more hillarious
"It is 4 past the witching hour, and the cock is soon to crow"
Idk how this turned up in my recommendations, but having played these games and know the scene its parodying, this absolutely hilariously perfect
Great job
Video feels longer than 2:21
Ikr, actual art
Ok... you convinced me try the game
The best part of this? Raziel's voiced by the same guy who voiced Drew on Rugrats, Michael Bell.
Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
@@orangeslash1667 Too bad Simon Templeman never showed up in Rugrats or we'd have a trifecta.
@ It says that both Tony, Micheal, and Simon were used in Talespin. The bad news is that Micheal and Simon are just guest appearances compared to Tony who plays Shere Khan.
I can't stop watching this.
The inexorable exodus toward calorific ecstacy and denticulational decay.
i love the fact that everything must be shakespearean and exaggerated thank you for making this
I will surely return later, when this video breaks internet
I wish someone would show this to Amy Hennig and record her reaction 😂 this is pure perfection, I love LoK
Besides the rare LoK meme its also a rugrats reference, raziel VA was on the show, superb meme my dude
Who was he? Who was Raziel?
@@redmagelala chaz finster, all grown up
@@TheGreatLords Fun Fact: the late Tony Jay who voiced the Elder God in the Kain series, also voiced Dr Lipschitz in Rugrats.
THE WRITING IS PERFECT, ITS SO GOOD - YES 100% YES - TAKE MY MONEY
I feel like one of them needs a silly cartoon nightcap