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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024

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  • @Cyortonic
    @Cyortonic 8 років тому +866

    Comments: "I don't consider this as a speed run because you glitched."
    The Any% Speed run rules: "A run with no additional completion requirements; anything goes."
    Wikipedia's definition:"A speedrun is a play-through (or a recording thereof) of a video game performed with the intention of completing it as fast as possible... Speedrunners often exploit imperfectly designed game mechanics to do unexpected and unusual things that save time. "

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +22

      ***** Talking about the people who say "This isn't a speed run, you glitched"

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 років тому +1

      Haha you are on a mission to correct people!

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 років тому +1

      I literally almost see you on every comment haha

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +1

      Dylan Dees
      I have nothing better to do, so I just go through the newest first comments on this video and prove people wrong.

    • @ApexHydra-
      @ApexHydra- 8 років тому

      Cyortonic Haha okay

  • @rosariosta3899
    @rosariosta3899 8 років тому +747

    "The only thing you managed to break so far is my heart".
    My ass.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +18

      And my brain.

    • @rosariosta3899
      @rosariosta3899 8 років тому +6

      i just read the whole comment section and love how you answered all "cheat, tool assist" comments. that's true dedication.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +1

      Rosari Osta I had like 2 hours of spare time.

    • @Kya10
      @Kya10 8 років тому +3

      Lol i read that just when she say it in the video xD

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 7 років тому +6

      They broke your poor donkey, I'm so sorry. D:

  • @grengar7763
    @grengar7763 5 років тому +365

    This next test is impo-
    *in elevator*

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 5 років тому +10

      The next comment cannot be stol--
      *Already stole comment*

    • @orphanerirus1735
      @orphanerirus1735 3 роки тому +1

      I completed that champer with that glitch becaus im noob

  • @artakd
    @artakd 6 років тому +2668

    When u need less then 2 hours in order to refund the game on steam

    • @benshillabeer3094
      @benshillabeer3094 6 років тому +9

      artakd xd

    • @getsnipedkid3627
      @getsnipedkid3627 5 років тому +4

      At this point it isn’t very i joy able

    • @greatleader541
      @greatleader541 5 років тому +10

      artakd lol but i think this person played many hours in order to become this fast

    • @Podajnicjack
      @Podajnicjack 5 років тому +2

      In fact I could Buy it,play it on chill and refund it beacuse I made it in 2hours and 30~minutes xD

    • @Edward-lo5ip
      @Edward-lo5ip 5 років тому +1

      You can do such a thing without speedrunning, because first portal is a trash game

  • @gapastro
    @gapastro 8 років тому +3820

    I don't even understand what happened.

    • @overwatchtopplays3296
      @overwatchtopplays3296 8 років тому +47

      same xD

    • @LmocinemodSD
      @LmocinemodSD 8 років тому +152

      About 10 bajillion glitches involving portals. As it turns out, the Source engine doesn't play nice with portals, especially when saves and loads are involved. :P

    • @SlyInvasion
      @SlyInvasion 8 років тому +111

      He thought with portals, that's all.

    • @Takedownairsoft1
      @Takedownairsoft1 8 років тому +5

      Yep I'm kust like wuuuuuuuuuuuut

    • @ToxicatorzOfficial
      @ToxicatorzOfficial 8 років тому +2

      using glitches

  • @doodle_2much
    @doodle_2much 8 років тому +2249

    "Hi guys welcome to my portal let's play where we... welp, were done! Thanks for watching!"

    • @PrinceJethroIV
      @PrinceJethroIV 8 років тому +17

      Lol

    • @CloudsBiggestFan
      @CloudsBiggestFan 8 років тому +2

      It wasn't real because he somehow allowed his game to no clip everything

    • @kidavalon2004
      @kidavalon2004 8 років тому

      it was a tas

    • @beniba100
      @beniba100 8 років тому +3

      Glitches

    • @Spectre872
      @Spectre872 8 років тому +34

      +Bizarro that's not how it works.
      The default speedrun categories generally allow glitches, for God's sake stop making false comments if you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @Redditbedstories69
    @Redditbedstories69 6 років тому +550

    "this next test is impossible"
    *runs through it under 1 second*

    • @oof589
      @oof589 5 років тому

      @バンシーブランク hi sayed under ._.

    • @MaximBG
      @MaximBG 4 роки тому

      Time stamp?

    • @ThatSmilingTophat
      @ThatSmilingTophat 4 роки тому +1

      Maxim BG 4:18

    • @bustapunk101
      @bustapunk101 4 роки тому

      Well... she wasn’t lying

  • @HarryIndeed
    @HarryIndeed 6 років тому +493

    Glados be like "just stop for a second and let me talk!"

  • @stevenli1385
    @stevenli1385 7 років тому +1557

    *Gets portal gun*
    ~10 seconds later~
    Glados: "Welcome to test chamber four"

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 5 років тому +16

      I wish this was a joke, but it's actually what happened.

  • @rebusn1505
    @rebusn1505 8 років тому +2255

    Y'know, I don't mind people going through glitches for speed runs. The fact that people have to "find" these glitches is where the hard work is put in. Not to mention getting them all right in one run.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +26

      I love you for saying this.

    • @snorehacks3561
      @snorehacks3561 8 років тому +43

      dude you saved this comment section.

    • @AnimeFanFTW25
      @AnimeFanFTW25 8 років тому +42

      Finally, someone that gets it. MVP comment right here.

    • @robertstenzel8455
      @robertstenzel8455 8 років тому +6

      Thank you for being reasonable.

    • @fnfallout5664
      @fnfallout5664 7 років тому +5

      Exactly

  • @isaacoftheraine3985
    @isaacoftheraine3985 4 роки тому +118

    gLaDOS: these portal devices are completely safe
    this dude: *GLITCHING THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME*

  • @Nistaa
    @Nistaa 5 років тому +179

    Normal player : portal gun is cool but limited.
    Speedrunner: that is godmode

  • @ABagOfLag
    @ABagOfLag 8 років тому +820

    4:18
    "This next test is impossible, make no attempt to solve it"
    "k"

  • @wackyninja9259
    @wackyninja9259 7 років тому +559

    Im more amazed at the fact that he did like 90 precent of it backwards lol

    • @Murph1802
      @Murph1802 7 років тому +70

      Thats because you bhop faster backwards in Portal. Its for speed not showing off

    • @razorkee7600
      @razorkee7600 7 років тому +40

      In the source engine Bhopping forwards was really op and quite easy to get a lot of momentum with, in portal the creators thought of that and fixed the forward momentum, fortunately for speedrunners they forgot about backwards momentum =D!

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 7 років тому +50

      It's a bit more complicated than that. It's not so much that they forgot about backwards momentum so much as it is that their fix for bunny hopping actually created a much more potent method for gaining speed due to the way that it tries to prevent bhopping. Basically, if the engine detects that you're going too fast, it'll push you in the opposite direction to slow you down. But if you turn around mid-air after your first jump, it tricks the engine into pushing in the wrong direction, giving you more speed...which makes the engine push even harder, granting even more speed. Rinse and repeat.

    • @kabinettv
      @kabinettv 7 років тому +46

      PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT

    • @hoodfavmelly4475
      @hoodfavmelly4475 7 років тому +2

      BOI!!!!!!!!

  • @littleuzi2775
    @littleuzi2775 5 років тому +130

    "We shouldn't have gave her that damn gun"

  • @sasukaye8983
    @sasukaye8983 6 років тому +430

    Speedrunners are humans they said.

  • @elijaharchuleta1279
    @elijaharchuleta1279 8 років тому +3026

    makes me feel like a potato watching this

    • @Dogtrio
      @Dogtrio 8 років тому +1

      ^

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 років тому +25

      Really? makes me feel like a lemon.

    • @boxadmiral
      @boxadmiral 8 років тому +6

      +The Hidden Ninja A combustible one?

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 років тому +2

      Precisely.
      And the potato that Elijah feels like is being used as a battery, yes?

    • @boxadmiral
      @boxadmiral 8 років тому +1

      The Hidden Ninja And being used to make a vinegar+baking soda volcano?

  • @wis7604
    @wis7604 7 років тому +1211

    90% in an elevator
    2% in the opening cube
    8% RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

    • @baconboiiscoolandnice
      @baconboiiscoolandnice 5 років тому +11

      Nicholas Ho GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

    • @impazie
      @impazie 5 років тому +16

      *Jumping backwards at 3000 mph*

    • @froggers9096
      @froggers9096 5 років тому +1

      correction: 90 percent is he or she clipping thru walls

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5209
    @dontreadmyprofilepicture5209 6 років тому +454

    everyone here freaking out over the speed & glitches yet I'm here wondering how to get that sticker on the gun

    • @kozelrc3225
      @kozelrc3225 6 років тому +5

      Don't Read My Profile Picture it is a mod

    • @okarihS
      @okarihS 6 років тому +13

      Custom Portal skins; you can change the Portal gun textures

    • @vuice6601
      @vuice6601 5 років тому +1

      @@okarihS true probably @JKR idk about that cuz portal does not have a workshop

    • @N1ko0L
      @N1ko0L 5 років тому +1

      @@vuice6601 mods via legacy methods like nexusmods.com but this one is fully custom but pretty easy to do it's just a texture

    • @graisballs1655
      @graisballs1655 5 років тому

      Same

  • @arthurthekyogre9155
    @arthurthekyogre9155 4 роки тому +50

    Me: what the heck just happened!?
    My subconciousness: *t o e x p l a i n t h a t w e n e e d t o t a l k a b o u t p a r a l l e l u n i v e r s e s*

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому

      I'm gonna give this comment half a like

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 роки тому

      @@WiloPolis03 i'm suprised i got any likes at all lol

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 Well, Arthur """"""""""the"""""""""" Kyogre, let me explain...

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 роки тому

      @@WiloPolis03 ok...?

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому

      @@arthurthekyogre9155 Lol I was just attempting to reference the same meme, apparently a big cringe tho

  • @Svvicu
    @Svvicu 8 років тому +326

    Speedrunners 10 years back: let's finish the game fast!
    Speedrunners now: let's break the game so much it gives up and gives me the victory!

    • @CurlyHairedRogue
      @CurlyHairedRogue 8 років тому +47

      Hardly, it's more like: Let's find strategic little holes in the code that I can shorten the ride to the end with. They don't "break the game."

    • @AcroGrade
      @AcroGrade 8 років тому +1

      +Soda Spit-Take it looks pretty crazy though.

    • @CurlyHairedRogue
      @CurlyHairedRogue 8 років тому

      +carPERSON871 crazy doesn't always discredit the legitimacy of the process.

    • @AttemptingaPod
      @AttemptingaPod 8 років тому +1

      Tfw that's the responsibility of the designers for leaving the glitch in the game, in a time where games are much more complex than 10 years ago and thus HAVE MORE BUGS.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 8 років тому +4

      Speedrunners were doing speedruns this way back with the old Atari and SEGA computers.

  • @iloveramune8176
    @iloveramune8176 7 років тому +1674

    Imagine the countless hours of training and tries this would take

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 7 років тому +65

      That man deserves some serious applause.

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 7 років тому +11

      ***** Sure, nice and tight my boy.

    • @Pabular
      @Pabular 7 років тому +12

      Oh yes, Daddy.

    • @vhaitan2862
      @vhaitan2862 7 років тому +14

      Mr. Noose that sounds SO wrong

    • @Obeliss
      @Obeliss 7 років тому +11

      Vhaitan that's not his name apparently he's a zombie...?

  • @gregorisomariva6384
    @gregorisomariva6384 6 років тому +82

    Finally I found a speedrun without any glitch

  • @theblackbull55
    @theblackbull55 5 років тому +102

    Mum: Bedtime in 10 minutes!
    Me: Challenge accepted.

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 5 років тому +9

      *Mum comes in*
      Mum:it's bed ti-
      *Mum leaves the room*

  • @Stubbsie8
    @Stubbsie8 8 років тому +388

    how the fuck do people figure out this shit I have no idea whats going on

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 років тому +21

      Community!

    • @Haeruna
      @Haeruna 8 років тому

      hes mostly using no-clip cheats and glitches..

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 років тому +69

      ***** No cheats necessarily, but definitely glitching/exploiting the game.

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 8 років тому +1

      They figure it out by playing the game looking for stuff like this.

    • @Cookie-ss3um
      @Cookie-ss3um 8 років тому +32

      no cheats at all... just exploiting errors in the game which is totally fine in a speedrun, its about finishing it without EXTERNAL tools. so as long as its a glich in the game using it ok!

  • @XbardackX
    @XbardackX 8 років тому +130

    I blinked, 7 test chambers missed.

  • @gloobblob5155
    @gloobblob5155 6 років тому +94

    *How It Feels to Chew 5 Gum*

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 5 років тому +4

      Loses speedrun *how it feels to chew 111 gum*

    • @catsmack8690
      @catsmack8690 4 роки тому +2

      How it feels to chew

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 6 років тому +143

    I was following for like... 20 seconds. Then something happened and... I don't know

  • @gamkew1366
    @gamkew1366 7 років тому +790

    It doesn't matter how fast you go, the cake will still be a lie

    • @vetski4912
      @vetski4912 5 років тому +6

      I cannot say how much I love and/or hate you

    • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
      @fuzzzbuzzz4208 5 років тому +3

      It’s actually not

    • @satire7801
      @satire7801 5 років тому +3

      There is cake in the game

    • @ptur12345
      @ptur12345 5 років тому +1

      We can still try, and will still try.

  • @xxpistonxx7923
    @xxpistonxx7923 7 років тому +964

    friend comes round my house
    friend: can i play portal?
    me: just wait 8 minutes, i need to complete the whole game once.

    • @idoyamner3975
      @idoyamner3975 6 років тому +6

      xXpistonXx ! -friend goes from my house-

    • @lonelystar9446
      @lonelystar9446 6 років тому +37

      xXpistonXx ! I have portal, I have a PC, and I have the speed-running skills! Now I just need a friend.

    • @travosk8668
      @travosk8668 6 років тому +33

      xXpistonXx ! I expected a different punch line.
      I thought you were going to say
      Friend: Can I play Portal?
      Me: yes but we only have 8 minutes.
      Friend: It's enough.

    • @povthejokewentoveryourhead2938
      @povthejokewentoveryourhead2938 3 роки тому

      @@travosk8668 hol up

  • @sonyvegas9838
    @sonyvegas9838 5 років тому +57

    When your test subject starts breaking the laws of physics

  • @Anklejbiter
    @Anklejbiter 5 років тому +26

    I feel like giving the player control over both portals was a very grave mistake on GLaDOS' part.

  • @alanthor1266
    @alanthor1266 7 років тому +317

    When they said "Think with portals"
    I did not expect this.

    • @Sulph023
      @Sulph023 6 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @bruno13532
      @bruno13532 5 років тому +20

      Well... They said think with portals, not to fuck with fourth dimension

  • @uidsea
    @uidsea 8 років тому +4023

    "This next test is impossible. Make no atte- Well shit"

    • @hauthicus
      @hauthicus 8 років тому +7

      Hey uidsea, didn't expect to see you here.

    • @uidsea
      @uidsea 8 років тому +15

      Hauthicus I love speedruns yo.

    • @ScrufflePubble
      @ScrufflePubble 8 років тому

      +uidsea the u should check out sdgq

    • @uidsea
      @uidsea 8 років тому +5

      007man25 I do every year.

    • @ScrufflePubble
      @ScrufflePubble 8 років тому

      +uidsea cool

  • @AndreLuiz-ui5ou
    @AndreLuiz-ui5ou 5 років тому +10

    *Get the Portal Gun*
    ~20 seconds later~
    GlAdOs: "Welcome to the final test"

  • @randomgamestuff5192
    @randomgamestuff5192 5 років тому +36

    *Everything's chill untill Ninjin gets a portal gun...*

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 5 років тому +1

      Real Ninjin fans know him as Diablo

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 роки тому

      everything is chell

  • @HerasUwU
    @HerasUwU 7 років тому +849

    i completed portal 1 in 6 hours
    and you completed in 10 mins speedrunning
    great work

  • @TheHaymeister
    @TheHaymeister 7 років тому +693

    when you only got 10 minutes before bed

  • @XuberAxel
    @XuberAxel 6 років тому +26

    "After 9 years of development..."

  • @ShildGG
    @ShildGG 5 років тому +33

    When mom says that u only got a 10 minutes to play computer

    • @-xcllnt150
      @-xcllnt150 5 років тому +2

      Русский человек пишет по английски,по любому через гугл переводчик

    • @hamsterdreams4676
      @hamsterdreams4676 5 років тому

      Ильдар ваще зачотно пошутил, красава

  • @verisminus3598
    @verisminus3598 7 років тому +382

    I have seen the fourth dimension

  • @samuwall
    @samuwall 8 років тому +410

    How the fuck do you know what you are doing, I can't even tell what's going on.

    • @Srcsqwrn
      @Srcsqwrn 8 років тому +11

      Lots of practice, and coordination.

    • @crazysnipez5
      @crazysnipez5 8 років тому +2

      he has it memorized

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 років тому +2

      Portal exploits. (Saving near a portal)

    • @Nooblolftw
      @Nooblolftw 8 років тому

      I think he kept on glitching through walls at the elevators, then shooting a portal to the next elevator, and so on. That's all I got from it

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 8 років тому +3

      Zedbrains They saved and quit next to a portal to create the no-clip glitch, but they cut out those parts. Therefore, they used their overall time instead of the full thing.

  • @xKarma_411
    @xKarma_411 6 років тому +40

    I forgot how to breath.

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 5 років тому +2

      xKarma _ I forgot how to blink

    • @mint2955
      @mint2955 5 років тому +1

      Ok so you start the breathing by inhaling to get air in Ur lungs then exhale to Leto Ur the air in Ur lungs

    • @khodok9636
      @khodok9636 5 років тому +4

      @@mint2955 when you sent that he was dead since about 5 months tho...

  • @DsyBoss
    @DsyBoss 6 років тому +206

    Cheater. You used portal

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  6 років тому +55

      I'm sorry ok D:

    • @DsyBoss
      @DsyBoss 6 років тому +5

      Ninjin its ok. Also what god damn keyboard are you usin 0:10

    • @n-sanecrashfan1820
      @n-sanecrashfan1820 5 років тому +1

      @@TheDiabloTheBest I did the same failed during back hoping

    • @vaisnow
      @vaisnow 5 років тому +1

      @@DsyBoss Azerty or something

    • @vuice6601
      @vuice6601 5 років тому +2

      @@DsyBoss hes using a french keyboard. Our first six keys are Q, W, E, R, T, Y, and the french keyboards are A, Z, E, R, T, Y. so they have to modify the keys for different versions

  • @themagnuspowfilms5956
    @themagnuspowfilms5956 7 років тому +285

    Once he got that portal gun...
    All hell broke loose

  • @silverblood4429
    @silverblood4429 8 років тому +24

    "If everything seems under control, you're just not *going fast enough*."

  • @Aura42069
    @Aura42069 5 років тому +5

    GLaDOS:Very Good. You are now in possesion of the Aperture Science Handlend Portal Device
    **20 seconds later**
    GLaDOS:Welocme to test chamber four.

  • @tomwilde5778
    @tomwilde5778 6 років тому +56

    I just did my first "speedrun" of Portal and got 42:25. I felt like I did decent. But then I looked up the world record and now I know I didn't do good at all. :d

    • @johnyang799
      @johnyang799 5 років тому

      @Ryan Nordhagen But have to admit the imagination is just insane with this.

    • @finhz
      @finhz 5 років тому

      With glitch?

  • @matthewagnihotri4540
    @matthewagnihotri4540 7 років тому +1031

    Now do it with a guitar hero controller

  • @NotJustSomeGuy
    @NotJustSomeGuy 8 років тому +104

    Noice. It's cool to see the portal community still alive!

    • @NotJustSomeGuy
      @NotJustSomeGuy 8 років тому +36

      No Pun intended

    • @jajo9548
      @jajo9548 8 років тому +14

      well that's a shame because it was a good one

    • @logerer5633
      @logerer5633 8 років тому +13

      STILL ALIVE

    • @Skylarr
      @Skylarr 8 років тому

      Was about to comment about the pun xD

    • @Mani-ql5jg
      @Mani-ql5jg 8 років тому +3

      But hey, this speedrun was a triumph, but hey, I'm just making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. Its pretty hard to overestimate my satisfaction. And about Aperture Science, they do what they must, because they can. But hey, its for the good of all of us, well, exept the ones who are dead...
      HAH

  • @midnight_snack6608
    @midnight_snack6608 5 років тому +7

    7:31 ''Welcome to the final test, when you...''

  • @liambanner3557
    @liambanner3557 5 років тому +12

    Valve - this is a challenging and intuitive ga-
    This guy already on the credits screen - huh? What's that you say? Oh yeh fun game btw

  • @phdotsco
    @phdotsco 8 років тому +322

    After watching this i feel that dumb i don't even know if i'm carrying out basic daily activities correctly anymore, i'd bet my months wages this guy can wash his hands in 1/1000th of the time it takes me and still get better results.
    There is literally nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise so don't even try.

    • @chrisoakland8036
      @chrisoakland8036 8 років тому +56

      He plays Portal really well, that doesn't mean he's a hand sanitizing technician.

    • @phdotsco
      @phdotsco 8 років тому +57

      Twisted Chikon i wish i could believe you.

    • @chrisoakland8036
      @chrisoakland8036 8 років тому +14

      mcsofty
      Okay.

    • @tristonwilliams7730
      @tristonwilliams7730 8 років тому +35

      yeah but think about sex finishing the fastest isnt always best

    • @Drsteezymcgee
      @Drsteezymcgee 8 років тому

      xD

  • @androidedoidao
    @androidedoidao 7 років тому +932

    i't feels like the whole.game is in a strong acid trip

  • @xlorrix-6320
    @xlorrix-6320 4 роки тому +5

    Glados : glitch his voice
    This player : hold my beer

  • @vizender
    @vizender 5 років тому +7

    Glados : OH I WILL CONTROL EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD
    ninjin : *hold my beer*

  • @antonius9287
    @antonius9287 7 років тому +296

    I blinked what happend?

    • @cristescustefancosmin1844
      @cristescustefancosmin1844 6 років тому +1

      O he is on his 1000 lap

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 5 років тому

      The entire game happened.
      But the miracle never happen.

    • @Aeviu
      @Aeviu 5 років тому +2

      You blinked once in the space of 8 minutes?

    • @k-v
      @k-v 5 років тому +2

      r/woosh

    • @midas8877
      @midas8877 5 років тому

      @@Aeviu xD

  • @bubbleman2002
    @bubbleman2002 8 років тому +230

    Do it again! I wasn't lookin'!

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 років тому +1

      +Silverblood who says "fuckstick" Dafuq?

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 років тому

      +Silverblood *sigh* this is the internet calm down...

    • @ethanfoster2626
      @ethanfoster2626 8 років тому

      +Silverblood well.. No one says "fuckstick"

    • @viggo7251
      @viggo7251 8 років тому

      Silverblood Yeah, thats true.
      The Internet now adays..

    • @viggo7251
      @viggo7251 8 років тому

      Trumpet Cat Sorry but you never said "no offense" you obv ment it..

  • @Alina__Nyan
    @Alina__Nyan 6 років тому +5

    "Now you're thinking with portals."

  • @tanzilzubairbinzaman8711
    @tanzilzubairbinzaman8711 6 років тому +14

    JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE

  • @hesejese
    @hesejese 7 років тому +224

    I have no idea what is happening but it looks cool

  • @izor0826
    @izor0826 8 років тому +236

    what the fuck is going on?

    • @G4M1N6
      @G4M1N6 8 років тому +15

      +Robin Hansson bunny hopps and glitching portals

    • @pneu_8365
      @pneu_8365 8 років тому +84

      Art.

    • @SunsetBear
      @SunsetBear 8 років тому +2

      actually it's abh

    • @M3iscool
      @M3iscool 8 років тому

      Working the level spawn system by portaling straight to the elevators too.

  • @Armorcringe
    @Armorcringe 5 років тому +4

    "please get back from the portal"
    *proceeds to get closer to the portal as possible*

  • @laquade1
    @laquade1 6 років тому +90

    People complaining about the glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about the glitches.

    • @laquade1
      @laquade1 6 років тому +5

      People complaining about glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches. wut.

    • @kite1435
      @kite1435 6 років тому +3

      People complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches is just annoying as people complaining about glitches.

    • @judahusmc
      @judahusmc 6 років тому

      META

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz 5 років тому +4

      People making confusing comment chains is just as annoying as glitches complaining about people

    • @SandeMC
      @SandeMC 5 років тому

      holy shit paradox

  • @Nick-go9yd
    @Nick-go9yd 7 років тому +274

    meth is one hell of a drug

    • @nikims_
      @nikims_ 6 років тому

      Nick Phelps .m.

  • @dragon31206
    @dragon31206 8 років тому +170

    this is scary.
    if the portal gun ever becomes real....this guy is never allowed to use it.
    ha ha ha ^_^

    • @thegamedoctor1457
      @thegamedoctor1457 8 років тому +3

      Well he'd have to be able to save to do some of the glitches, so we are kinda safe.

    • @nathan2193
      @nathan2193 8 років тому +1

      If a portal gun was real it could tear a hole in spacetime you imbecile.

    • @danwalter1119
      @danwalter1119 8 років тому +2

      not really, if done correctly. The science behind it has some merit

    • @thegamedoctor1457
      @thegamedoctor1457 8 років тому

      Dan Walter Fair enough but isnt it confirmed in portal that you have to have the moon dust coating over things for the portal gun to be able to shoot? I may be misremembering though.

    • @danwalter1119
      @danwalter1119 8 років тому

      +The Game Doctor aperture laboratories made a 'paintable' substance out of the moon dust, to make normal surfaces "portalable". The moon dust is what the portal gun needs to be able to open a portal on the surface. That's why portals don't work on normal surfaces

  • @Ziroikabi
    @Ziroikabi 5 років тому +3

    Mum: You have 10 minutes till bedtime
    Ninjin: I only need 8

  • @DeeOne4ik
    @DeeOne4ik 6 років тому +3

    -This next test is imp...
    -"in the elevator"

  • @Sharku-Sharku
    @Sharku-Sharku 7 років тому +436

    How people find these glitches? It's crazy.

    • @tobydineen
      @tobydineen 7 років тому +17

      Venusaur ikr its incredible

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  7 років тому +116

      Let's be honest, most glitches are found randomly, what's harder though is to actually use these glitches to speed up the game :p In portal there are a lot of cool tricks that are... well so far useless for speedrun, they're just cool tricks to mess around.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 6 років тому +1

      Noclip

    • @CaseyEm
      @CaseyEm 6 років тому +1

      Venusaur how people english? It’s crazy.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 6 років тому

      Kīgankurisuchanmaiyā You can figure out how old he is by his profile picture.

  • @firemythpage
    @firemythpage 7 років тому +304

    How it feels to chew 5 gum

    • @zoaahh4287
      @zoaahh4287 6 років тому

      SenpaiPug you deserve more likes

    • @elpaulo6513
      @elpaulo6513 6 років тому +3

      SenpaiPug stimulate your senses

    • @lostbp
      @lostbp 6 років тому +5

      i didnt know chewing gum involved breaking the laws of physics

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 6 років тому +2

      SenpaiPug How it feels to chew 6 gum

    • @epiktechtests8246
      @epiktechtests8246 6 років тому +4

      Stimulate your senses

  • @numbnuts9007
    @numbnuts9007 6 років тому +3

    4:22 "This test is impossible"
    This speedrunner cannot be human...

  • @tuktuk5179
    @tuktuk5179 7 років тому +3

    2:48 glados: the portal gun is safe
    Me: and he already broke the game so

  • @castlemaid
    @castlemaid 8 років тому +61

    Comes in thinking it'll be a legit run, finds the guy is glitching through the entire map lol

    • @NinjaLP0
      @NinjaLP0 8 років тому +24

      thats what speedruns are about right ?

    • @yasin5040
      @yasin5040 8 років тому +13

      +Lars Ebeling
      ...actually yes

    • @MannequinOngaku
      @MannequinOngaku 8 років тому +5

      Most speedruns use some amount of exploits in either the maps or the game mechanics. Just see mirror's edge, where they punch and kick their way across impossible distances :)

    • @Zanador
      @Zanador 8 років тому +6

      There are plenty of "no out-of-bounds" or "no oob" Portal runs out there if that's more interesting to you.

    • @Christian-os3kk
      @Christian-os3kk 8 років тому +3

      dude... like most of the speedrun world records in games are set, using gitches. and i mean most. not every single one

  • @mistermeatballman5141
    @mistermeatballman5141 8 років тому +122

    what the fuck am i watching

    • @myrkurvr
      @myrkurvr 8 років тому +32

      madness

    • @nukegamer5750
      @nukegamer5750 8 років тому

      Killed me :D

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 8 років тому

      yiff

    • @devinhuang8329
      @devinhuang8329 8 років тому

      HAHAHA exactly my reaction when he started glitching through walls and shit

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 8 років тому

      George Murray madness?
      THIS IS PORTAL!

  • @dev49dev4L
    @dev49dev4L 5 років тому +3

    Wife: Honey, we're going out to dinner in 10 minutes
    This guy: Bet

  • @wirklichhaltsmaul
    @wirklichhaltsmaul 5 років тому +3

    Radio: _exists_
    Ninjin: *Hold my portal gun*

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 8 років тому +83

    I was expecting a speed run without mods or glitches.
    I was disappointed.

    • @geekerandy8773
      @geekerandy8773 8 років тому +55

      No mods, and the glitches are a legitimate part of an any% Speedrun.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 8 років тому +7

      Yeah, I suppose. It still cheapens it for me though.

    • @ReasonMakes
      @ReasonMakes 8 років тому +7

      Whether using every part of the original game cheapens the speedrun for you specifically is irrelevant to how related glitches are to mods - just FYI. Modifying the game is obviously cheating because then you could just mod the game to start you at the finish. Whereas glitching falls inline with the speedrunner's mentality of flipping the bird to the game when it asks them to play through the designed narrative. tl;dr: don't be so salty bro

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 8 років тому +2

      I never said my opinion had any bearing on it, just that this wasn't what I was expecting and that I was disappointed by what it was.
      Don't take it so personally.
      And I'm not your bro, man.

    • @door_productions4896
      @door_productions4896 8 років тому

      Speed runners will always take it personally when you ask about glitchless runs.

  • @glorboguncho6108
    @glorboguncho6108 7 років тому +80

    I have so much respect for speedrunners. It looks so difficult

  • @MisterGoose
    @MisterGoose 6 років тому +15

    Mom: you only have 9 minutes to play
    Me: That's all I need

  • @user-xv4ez2iw6q
    @user-xv4ez2iw6q 5 років тому +26

    Нихуя не понял, но было очень интересно

  • @Chr15Andr3w
    @Chr15Andr3w 8 років тому +73

    uhm. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
    there's speedruns, and then there's GIVING THE GAME ACID UNTIL YOU WIN

  • @FangsofYima
    @FangsofYima 8 років тому +957

    Anytime someone complains about glitches on a speedrun vid:
    *sighs loudly and looks into the camera like on the office*

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 8 років тому +58

      b-but glitch is ceahting and is no rel spedruhn!!!

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 років тому +5

      +Ichmag calm down my son

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 8 років тому +13

      Gabe Newell
      but only if you gief knief

    • @schwiggityschwaggity6216
      @schwiggityschwaggity6216 8 років тому

      i cen gev dranpore AWOP for 2 minceraft acunts ples

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 років тому +1

      +Ichmag you wish you sneaky lil shit lol

  • @alphixx1336
    @alphixx1336 5 років тому +11

    How da hek did they bake that cake so fast? :/
    Litterly, when he was at the end the cake probably wasn’t even baked.

  • @arehzi
    @arehzi 5 років тому +3

    Glados: This is.....
    Ninjin: Grabs gun.
    Glados Again: Wait were did he go??

  • @jymmy1434
    @jymmy1434 8 років тому +181

    b-b-buht ur cheeting and ut ist ah reel spedruhn!!!!! thumds down :(((!!!!!!

    • @TheDiabloTheBest
      @TheDiabloTheBest  8 років тому +61

      aw sry man i thought no one would see my cheats :c :c :c :c :c :c :c :c plz thumb up i'll sub.

    • @danhatman3538
      @danhatman3538 8 років тому +20

      b-b-buhhttt
      it should be called a g-g-glitchruun
      because im incredibly -j-j--jjjealous i can't comprehend what im s-s-sseinng in the scr-r-reen

    • @jymmy1434
      @jymmy1434 8 років тому +7

      i kno right is totaly fak and glich not reel sped run!!!!!1!!1111

    • @din4359
      @din4359 8 років тому +4

      only lik 3 percant is sped ran1!!1!!! stopid clak bat i am to smrt for u11!!1! reprt his stipid chets111!!!11

    • @swizzlord
      @swizzlord 8 років тому +2

      yep ur right thats no world record world record was only without glitches

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 8 років тому +25

    These speed runs do nothing but amaze me, nice one!

    • @johnhayton4696
      @johnhayton4696 8 років тому +15

      Yup I have no idea what is happening

    • @lubedhomo
      @lubedhomo 8 років тому +4

      glitch runs*

    • @yaseen157
      @yaseen157 8 років тому +1

      Gabe Newell thanks for the clarification Mr. Newell

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 8 років тому

      Glitch runs are a category of speedruns.

    • @soop4584
      @soop4584 8 років тому

      Any% speedrun*

  • @Nainogero
    @Nainogero 3 роки тому +1

    8:03 “the only thing that managed to break so far was my heart” NUH UH HE BROKE THE GOD DAMN GAME NOT JUST YOUR HEART

  • @asadstrangelittleman9655
    @asadstrangelittleman9655 6 років тому +2

    I couldn't even tell what was going on half the time,well done.

  • @araecieon
    @araecieon 7 років тому +17

    Why do I feel like this is the way portal is meant to be played

  • @gwapo247
    @gwapo247 7 років тому +141

    you wanted that cake that much huh ;)

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 4 роки тому +1

    Speed running Portal is like chugging down a fine wine as fast as possible

  • @cokinator100ify
    @cokinator100ify Рік тому +1

    Ah yes, elevator simulator. I’m glad I ate beans.

  • @the-xm2qi
    @the-xm2qi 8 років тому +75

    if i would do this in real life i would break the universe

    • @SuperEddiewardo
      @SuperEddiewardo 8 років тому +104

      Just having the portal gun would be enough, mate

    • @vammamies
      @vammamies 8 років тому +1

      wormholes are possible in theory tho.

    • @wezmarauder2754
      @wezmarauder2754 8 років тому

      Antti-Jussi Nieminen Then you don't understand what scientific theory means. Wormholes are a *hypothetical* feature. So far not a single one has been proven to exist. They're also in the vein of total science fiction (not science fact) in games and movies and the ones proposed as a hypothesis are cosmological constructs which we humans have nowhere near enough the energy required to create on our own or form as we please. It would be like trying to stop ebbs and floods from happening on Earth - and that is in fact easier.
      In games and films they're really neat though. So far they're a hypothesis and not theory.

    • @vammamies
      @vammamies 8 років тому +2

      So are you telling me, that they are not possible in theory?

    • @josan14basket
      @josan14basket 8 років тому +1

      +Antti-Jussi Nieminen What Wez is trying to say is that even thought wormholes haven't been proven impossible yet, if they existed they wouldn't at all look likethe ones in this game.
      Besides one of the weirder parts about Portal is that any "object" between 2 portals immediatly has infinite potential energy, which would violate the first law of thermodynamics.

  • @TheBestOfAll2010
    @TheBestOfAll2010 8 років тому +21

    Didn't throw the cup in the toilet... DISLIKE!!!

  • @flamingnewt3339
    @flamingnewt3339 6 років тому +1

    “I face god and walk backwards into hell” [ A brief summary of this speed run ]

  • @theplayajam7654
    @theplayajam7654 6 років тому +1

    2:30
    *Grabs the Portal Gun*
    GLaDOS: Very good. You are now in the pos-
    *Proceeds to break physics with it*

  • @qwerty1233787
    @qwerty1233787 7 років тому +25

    there needs to be a game where this is the correct and only path to take

    • @hakenbacker
      @hakenbacker 5 років тому +3

      They made a couple, superman 64 and E.T

  • @coquelicot8442
    @coquelicot8442 8 років тому +30

    WHAT the actual fuck are his controls? look, at the beginning, on the right side and have your mind blown.

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 8 років тому +10

      AZERTY layout keyboard. They are common in Europe.

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 8 років тому +1

      Only in French speaking countries.

    • @nyesis4287
      @nyesis4287 8 років тому

      Different keyboard

    • @coquelicot8442
      @coquelicot8442 8 років тому

      oh I didn't know. thanks anyway

    • @josephchapman9636
      @josephchapman9636 7 років тому

      Maybe a cheat used for the speed run? Don't know how that could help in any way but, that's just my theory. (Edit): Cyortonic's right. A azerty keyboard is real and is the case when it comes to the odd control keys.

  • @dovisu
    @dovisu 5 років тому +6

    Forward Z
    Back S
    Left Q
    Right D
    Who hurt you

    • @Cyortonic
      @Cyortonic 5 років тому

      The French type weird, man.

    • @vizender
      @vizender 5 років тому

      @@Cyortonic Naaaaaaaa

  • @_zity3276
    @_zity3276 6 років тому +32

    Не чего себе ты жёсткий