Two Ronnies: Orthodox Jew insurance against Catholicism!

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  • @stevenlissner5752
    @stevenlissner5752 3 роки тому +1888

    I'm a British Jew and I find this sketch hilarious even more so because in 2021 it's so politically incorrect. Love it.

    • @pedrapgwilym1341
      @pedrapgwilym1341 2 роки тому +190

      I'm a British Catholic and also found it funny. If we can't laugh at ourselves we have lost our sense of fun!

    • @tripehoundtorture9600
      @tripehoundtorture9600 2 роки тому +132

      I'm a British Christian and I love both of you. If we can't take the pish, we're lost.

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 2 роки тому +31

      I'm agnostic and I find this (and the sketch) boring and irrelevant.

    • @tripehoundtorture9600
      @tripehoundtorture9600 2 роки тому +60

      @@therespectedlex9794 That's nice.

    • @DavidJJames
      @DavidJJames 2 роки тому +101

      I'm a British Calvinist and I say this was predestined to happen.

  • @retrothingz
    @retrothingz 2 роки тому +856

    My mother was an Irish Catholic. My dad was a Russian Jew. When I went to confession I took a lawyer

    • @antonioverdad5071
      @antonioverdad5071 2 роки тому +30

      Would that make you an Irish Jew? Are you a chef? (Irish Stew) or a policeman? (I arrest you.) 😉

    • @freehermanjose5816
      @freehermanjose5816 2 роки тому +10

      😅

    • @TINCANsquid
      @TINCANsquid 2 роки тому +4

      nice

    • @pargolf3158
      @pargolf3158 2 роки тому +32

      My Dad was Irish and my Mom was Mexican, they named my older brother Jesus Murphy.

    • @antonioverdad5071
      @antonioverdad5071 2 роки тому +36

      @@pargolf3158 I heard of a girl who had a Spanish mother and a Jewish father. Poor kid never knew whether she was Carmen or Cohen!

  • @JH-ck1nr
    @JH-ck1nr 2 роки тому +1067

    When people had the sense and ability to laugh at themselves and others without any malice meant. Love this sketch.

    • @richardbranton7396
      @richardbranton7396 2 роки тому +10

      Nonsense, guess there was no malice in Bernard manning and still chubby brown ?

    • @SharonTateFan67
      @SharonTateFan67 2 роки тому +7

      @@richardbranton7396 zzzzzzzzzz

    • @paulwilson2651
      @paulwilson2651 2 роки тому +4

      @@richardbranton7396 Correct.

    • @richardbranton7396
      @richardbranton7396 2 роки тому +2

      @@paulwilson2651 correct ,as it what

    • @richardbranton7396
      @richardbranton7396 2 роки тому +1

      @@SharonTateFan67 last letter in the alphabet ,very eloquent you think?

  • @jameseadie7145
    @jameseadie7145 3 роки тому +607

    I was getting my COVID jab and the nurse said “ comfortable” i couldn’t resist myself so i said “i get by”, whoosh straight over her head, i had a chuckle though.

  • @theesbband
    @theesbband 2 роки тому +209

    “Are you comfortable?” “I get by, I get by.”
    Classic! Beautifully delivered! 😅😅

  • @ladywalker8200
    @ladywalker8200 2 роки тому +452

    I loved this and laughed non stop all the way through. I am Jewish and I converted to Catholicism about 4 years ago. I am in love with both cultures and faiths.
    I am tired of these po faced PC enthusiasts who think that's a mortal sin to actually laugh.!!!!!!
    The humour is good natured and harmless and very very funny. Well done Ronnies you will be remembered for ever.

    • @martinrea8548
      @martinrea8548 2 роки тому +27

      Double pay out for you then!!!!

    • @ladywalker8200
      @ladywalker8200 2 роки тому +5

      @@martinrea8548 Just a bit !!!

    • @jcoker423
      @jcoker423 2 роки тому +23

      Many, many years ago a Priest made a throw-away comment that I have never forgotten.....
      'Christianity is a product of monotheistic Judaism and rational Greek philosophy'.
      Reading more about the Sadducees and Pharisees, and all the myriad sects like the zealots, Samaritans, Qumran etc. then you realise what a divided place the Holy Land was 0-40AD.
      As one Pope pointed out, Judaism is our 'older brother' and many of our greatest Western writers, scientists etc were 4by2's.
      Either way, respect and may we maintain our sense of humor against the woke.

    • @ladywalker8200
      @ladywalker8200 2 роки тому +13

      @@jcoker423 I enjoyed reading your reply and found it both informative and fascinating. I myself studied philosophy and have Plato and Marcus Aurelius on my bookshelves! Whatever our Opinions or faith or lack of it, we should not have to be brow beaten by these nay sayers and PC loonies who seem to have the dubious gift of a sense of humour by pass!

    • @ladywalker8200
      @ladywalker8200 2 роки тому +29

      People who use foul language to put their point across must have the intelligence of a gnat!!

  • @ragnarrthorsen2792
    @ragnarrthorsen2792 2 роки тому +478

    As a Catholic I am laughing hard at this, brilliant sketch from back when everyone wasn't offended by everything. The more I watch it the funnier it gets.

    • @erikmajaron1247
      @erikmajaron1247 2 роки тому +6

      If you mean 'offended', I must agree, of course :)

    • @tonyclifton265
      @tonyclifton265 2 роки тому +2

      did the insurance company actually pay out when you became catholic, Schlomo?

    • @ninamartin1084
      @ninamartin1084 2 роки тому +2

      Right up there with Father Ted.

    • @gareth2736
      @gareth2736 2 роки тому +1

      Not sure anyone would be offended by this today., do you have friends that would be? It seems much gentler and less offensive than modern stand up comedy. It's hardly on a par with the Holocaust jokes that Jimmy Carr has caused offense with.

    • @flemingcourt
      @flemingcourt 2 роки тому +2

      From the perspective of a rational person, this is hilarious.

  • @markitsche987
    @markitsche987 4 роки тому +220

    I'm Catholic and I really enjoyed this skit. I have to thank Mr. Gove for introducing me to the Two Ronnies. So glad these are archived!

    • @tonywilliams8426
      @tonywilliams8426 2 роки тому +8

      And who makes the most jokes about the Irish.....the Irish themselves,. I'D cite Frank Carson but the poor man is dead......wake up Britain, youre becoming foreigners in your own land!.

    • @class87srule
      @class87srule 2 роки тому +2

      The accent is spot on...watched it umpteen times an' still chuckle!

  • @sheilanovitz8578
    @sheilanovitz8578 2 роки тому +128

    I’m a Jewish Australian, and am laughing myself silly!! Thank you so much. (2022 now, and political correctness stricter than ever.)

    • @edwardcoe7293
      @edwardcoe7293 2 роки тому +3

      How is it 'stricter than ever'? This clip is still on youtube, freely available to all - what's strict about that? When have you ever been prevented from doing or saying something because it 'isn't politically correct'? I bet never. Get a grip.

    • @sheilanovitz8578
      @sheilanovitz8578 2 роки тому +8

      @@edwardcoe7293 : Why so angry, mister?? As it happens, in my country any kind of joke about an ethnicity other than one’s own is strictly frowned upon. Disapproval is palpable. People can lose jobs if anything disparaging is said about any kind of minority, be it sexual or ethnic. Doesn’t have to be “disparaging” either. Can simply be said in jest. So perhaps Edward Coe needs to get a grip on the world as it is right now? Or are you just a hater of Jews?

    • @shane6115
      @shane6115 Рік тому

      @@sheilanovitz8578 don’t listen to him Shiela, he’s full of hate and shit, how’s the weather down under today?, it’s -3 here in Ireland freezing 🥶

  • @charliealder3522
    @charliealder3522 5 років тому +372

    Ronnie Barker is straight up one of the funniest men to have ever graced our screens. Everything he did was pure comic genius.

    • @laverdajota8089
      @laverdajota8089 2 роки тому +3

      He was the best

    • @paacer
      @paacer 2 роки тому +4

      A genius with words .

    • @wiseoldfool
      @wiseoldfool 2 роки тому +7

      @@laverdajota8089 What made Ronnie Barker special to me is that he could play so many different characters, and every character was completely believable, from the farm hand to the bank manager. And of course the weather forecaster. "If you live in Lissingdown, take an umbrella".

    • @farhatqureshi8562
      @farhatqureshi8562 8 місяців тому +5

      Ronnie Corbett was excellent too.

    • @KeithMillar-jr3uy
      @KeithMillar-jr3uy Місяць тому +4

      Wholeheartedly agree with you Charlie ... a stalwart duo in the form of the two Ronnies was so common back then in the UK and our Irishman, Dave Allen - they collectively made comedy an art form whereas today it is simply a cursing festival for laughs.

  • @bazcuda
    @bazcuda 4 роки тому +252

    "Are you comfortable ?"
    "Oh, I get by, I get by."
    Brilliant line !

    • @effyleven
      @effyleven 3 роки тому +5

      Great line! It's on a par with, "I have nothing against you left leg."

    • @bazcuda
      @bazcuda 3 роки тому +5

      @@effyleven "... the trouble is, neither have you." - Agreed! :D :D: :D

    • @Sgfc1111
      @Sgfc1111 3 роки тому +4

      I don't get it. Please explain

    • @bazcuda
      @bazcuda 3 роки тому +26

      @@Sgfc1111 "comfortable" can have several meanings. Two of the main ones being "comfortable" as in sitting comfortably, which is what the interviewer meant, and "comfortable" as in "comfortably off" which is not being filthy rich but being wealthy enough not to have to worry about money, which is how the interviewee took the question, with the obvious but slightly stereotypical link between Jews and finance.

    • @bazcuda
      @bazcuda 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sgfc1111 Did you mean the original line, or the one about the leg? If the latter, that's from a very old sketch with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore with Dudley auditioning for the part of Tarzan, despite having only one leg :D

  • @stratac30
    @stratac30 7 років тому +369

    Brilliant, if only we could that quality of humour on our television today.

  • @Mike-dk7wj
    @Mike-dk7wj 4 роки тому +164

    Superbly acted, brilliantly written, hilariously funny. Nothing better.

  • @mahulad7298
    @mahulad7298 4 роки тому +103

    So happy I was able to enjoy these guys throughout thier careers really miss this classic British comedy.

  • @bevh6753
    @bevh6753 5 років тому +236

    Back in the day when it was OK to have a jolly good belly laugh about anything and no one was ever offended. Bring back joy, laughter and freedom.

    • @deadsmoke198
      @deadsmoke198 5 років тому +3

      Sadly those days have long passed.

    • @jeremymerrifield7244
      @jeremymerrifield7244 5 років тому

      I am guessing that some people were offended,that is why they do not do this anymore

    • @lukefreeman828
      @lukefreeman828 5 років тому +1

      Bev H people WERE offended. That’s why these things changed.

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 4 роки тому +10

      "Bring back joy, laughter and freedom." Everyone born after 1990 would have to be lobotomised.
      We could be selective about it, narrow it down to college students, feminists, anyone wearing a knitted hat, women with blue or orange hair, anyone who uses words like, "woke", "diversity" or "cultural appropriation". Anyone who shaves their head AND grows a beard (that includes men. ;-)). Anyone who says there is more than two genders and those that beamingly smile when the term "Democratic Socialism" is used in a positive way. This does need tweaking, but for now it's a good start.
      :-P

    • @Regi869
      @Regi869 4 роки тому

      Won't happen, sorry

  • @colincharlton9339
    @colincharlton9339 5 років тому +59

    I was watching this..two Jews where standing behind me..they wanted to see what I was watching. .they couldn't believe it; They laughed and laughed. told me that was brilliant.

  • @midlandtree
    @midlandtree 2 роки тому +101

    I’m not Jewish or Catholic and I thought this sketch was hilarious! 😂

    • @paddyireland4657
      @paddyireland4657 2 роки тому +2

      @@kendavies945 No they don't hate one another's guts. The only thing a Christian hates (if he is practising his faith correctly) is sin. There are of course individuals, sects, branches etc within all religions who have lost sight of the original message; but don't tar everyone with the same brush. God bless.

    • @ef2718
      @ef2718 2 роки тому

      @@kendavies945
      The books of Jewdaism predate Christianity and Islam, they hold no reference to Christians or Christianity, Islam or Muhammadans.

  • @shanewright2772
    @shanewright2772 5 років тому +243

    John Cleese always said Ronnie Corbett was the best timer of a joke he ever worked with. High praise indeed.

    • @deadsmoke198
      @deadsmoke198 5 років тому +10

      I don't think either of them would be acceptable on today's BBC.

    • @shanewright2772
      @shanewright2772 5 років тому +14

      Oh god no. Can't show a jewish person on the BBC for fear of offending the other lot.

    • @hopespringseternal7028
      @hopespringseternal7028 4 роки тому

      Shane Wright the british tim Conway

    • @philcook9795
      @philcook9795 4 роки тому +3

      Bloody funny though what ever decade your in !!

    • @gilldanier4129
      @gilldanier4129 2 роки тому +3

      @@deadsmoke198 The only thing acceptable on today's BBC is wrapping paper

  • @progress-ms3du
    @progress-ms3du 4 роки тому +31

    had the pleasure of bumping into Ronnie Corbett once - TOP BLOKE ! No stardom hang-ups; he was very funny , affable & totally genuine!☺👍👍👍

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 7 років тому +305

    I must've watched this a 100 times but every time he sys: "I get by, I get by..." I lose it.

    • @porkiesb
      @porkiesb 7 років тому +4

      telemachus53 me too, genius!

    • @theyetti8811
      @theyetti8811 6 років тому +3

      and they stole that gag from the " I make a living " bit

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 5 років тому +2

      That is such an old joke but still funny. LOL

    • @Ignorethisuk
      @Ignorethisuk 5 років тому +12

      That joke is far more incredible than most would realise.
      It's a real, old school Yiddish joke. It's a classic Yiddish trope.

  • @LeonRamkumar
    @LeonRamkumar 2 роки тому +39

    I work in Insurance, and I can confirm that the assessment of how insurance works is remarkably accurate.

  • @barrydoig5263
    @barrydoig5263 5 років тому +130

    Come on some of you guys, loosen up a bit. I am a Christian with a Jewish ancestry and I have a lot of Catholic friends.I split my sides laughing at his.

    • @debbiewindsor6834
      @debbiewindsor6834 5 років тому +3

      Barry Doig my Dad was the only Roman Catholic, Gypsy Jew in captivity according to my uncle. It always made me laugh!

    • @sylviasimpson3280
      @sylviasimpson3280 4 роки тому

      Well you must have a lot to loosen up with we are fine.

    • @paulritchie5868
      @paulritchie5868 3 роки тому +2

      I get by,Classic.

    • @kindnessfirst9670
      @kindnessfirst9670 3 роки тому

      Unless your denomination is Catholic what does being Christian have to do with the video? And (to most people) having Jewish ancestry makes you Jewish.

    • @FFM0594
      @FFM0594 3 роки тому +3

      Ronny Corbett was catholic.

  • @mvnorsel6354
    @mvnorsel6354 2 роки тому +46

    You have to hand it to the British, a sense of humour that has saved them more than the channel.

    • @jean6872
      @jean6872 2 роки тому

      The Germans have a much better sense of humor.

    • @briantitchener4829
      @briantitchener4829 2 роки тому +3

      @@jean6872 Yes, (when you can find it).

    • @retiredin2015
      @retiredin2015 Місяць тому +1

      Not in 1939

    • @robi4387
      @robi4387 14 днів тому

      Sadly we lost our sense of humour when some bu99er invented political correctness and now the channel isn’t doing it’s job anymore.

  • @stevenkalka
    @stevenkalka 14 років тому +783

    I'm Jewish and I thought this sketch was hilarious. I didn't detect any ill will. I'd be lost without a sense of humor.

    • @littlejohnnyturtle8770
      @littlejohnnyturtle8770 4 роки тому +41

      I'm an Atheist and I love you all!

    • @sheshahayat5117
      @sheshahayat5117 4 роки тому +14

      Steven Kalka that’s nice, we mustn’t treat anyone special . EQUALITY is the key to peace ☮️

    • @ripme6616
      @ripme6616 4 роки тому +4

      Steven Kalka I'm Australian... I thought the contrasts were stark. Well I just noticed that initial comment is 9 years old.. go figure

    • @theologian1456
      @theologian1456 4 роки тому +14

      Humour, Shumour 🤣

    • @geoffedwards-tb4kp
      @geoffedwards-tb4kp 4 роки тому +1

      Ah who gives a toss. Got too laugh at the stereo types. We all live in the same towns.Im a gentile but I like 's help to the Jewish deli near me for bagels etc.You probably like fish n chips. Whatever your gonna live so might as well laugh ?

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 6 років тому +74

    Truly great, I doubt we could ever make this type of genius again.

  • @malcolmkerr7017
    @malcolmkerr7017 4 роки тому +38

    Watched the two Ronnie’s all thru my early teens into the early 80’s absolute comedy gold the good old days

  • @WyattRyeSway
    @WyattRyeSway 4 роки тому +232

    I’m Jewish and this is hysterical!!!

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 2 роки тому +5

      I’m not Jewish, and I also find this sketch hilarious..

  • @2msvalkyrie529
    @2msvalkyrie529 2 роки тому +27

    I must say : It's heart warming to read so many positive responses on here to this sketch from Jewish viewers. !
    Maybe there is a tiny glimmer of Hope for this country after
    all. ? ( I'm not Jewish !! ).

    • @tomblackshaw5086
      @tomblackshaw5086 2 роки тому +5

      The Jewish community hasn't forgotten how to laugh at itself. Minorities tend not to forget how to do that. Now, whites and gentiles, on the other hand... :)

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 2 роки тому +4

      @@tomblackshaw5086 Tell that to the LGBT brigade.

    • @tomblackshaw1593
      @tomblackshaw1593 2 роки тому

      @@flipper2392 "Brigade"? Oh, geez. Here we go.

    • @mcdoodlematush363
      @mcdoodlematush363 Місяць тому

      I am a white gent, and I am a member of the North Noggering Gudgeon Consumers Cricket Club, This Two Ronnie's humour is the pinnacle of love for ones love for existence!​@@tomblackshaw5086

  • @jakeeschen7868
    @jakeeschen7868 6 років тому +415

    "I don't think you understand the business of insurance. See, you the insured, give us the insurer, vast sums of money. That's it."
    I wrote it down so I could remember it.

    • @michaelfoye1135
      @michaelfoye1135 5 років тому +4

      Do you know the insurance industry motto?

    • @michaelfoye1135
      @michaelfoye1135 5 років тому +25

      Its; Why should we pay you just because we said we would?

    • @kristine6996
      @kristine6996 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Foye, 😂🤣😂😅 I was an insurance broker.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 роки тому +7

      No the purpose of insurance is to rob the insured.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому +4

      Their main role is to ensure ( did you see what I did there ) that you never read the small print.....Schmeitz !

  • @TerryShrifle
    @TerryShrifle 7 років тому +139

    Ronnie summed up the insurance world in one line there near the end.

    • @leitfie3579
      @leitfie3579 2 роки тому +14

      Absolutely, and , in a different area of activity, once at Perth racecourse my daughter asked a bookie how on-course betting worked, he said, 'Well, you choose a horse and you give me some money, and I keep it.'

    • @willbee6785
      @willbee6785 2 роки тому +1

      Which one?

  • @Insperato62
    @Insperato62 3 роки тому +29

    Absolutely brilliant! I never saw this on television, but came across it on UA-cam. When Barker walked in I thought, "Oh this is going to be censored!" I never stopped laughing. What is so good is that so many Jewish viewers enjoyed it too. Thank goodness for that. A sense of humour and laughter can unite. The BLM have got it so, so wrong.

    • @olanrewajuihenacho178
      @olanrewajuihenacho178 2 роки тому +6

      WTF has this got to do with BLM? 🤣🤣🤣
      You’ve simply revealed your own prejudices. Was enjoying this skit but your bollocks spouting ruined it.
      🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️👎🏿🇬🇧

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 2 роки тому

      I laughed at this. But still think BLM has a point.

  • @ivanlee35
    @ivanlee35 2 роки тому +21

    Absolute pure class from a genius of British comedy.

  • @borderlord
    @borderlord 2 роки тому +31

    Bloody funny.. I miss those two's skits when I was growing up in the 70's and 80's..
    If we can't laugh over our obvious differences life will be a drag..
    Most decent people know the difference between a good natured ribbing and a nasty prejudice!!

  • @limeykl
    @limeykl 5 років тому +44

    Can you imagine this on tv today?? Loved it.

  • @backintobalance9542
    @backintobalance9542 6 років тому +261

    Comedy nowadays is just filthy language and sexual jokes in stand up. Miss the 70’s & 80’s. Two Ronnie’s were great

    • @baronvonchickenpants6564
      @baronvonchickenpants6564 5 років тому +19

      Comedy now is just a bunch of far left whinging virtue signalling feminazis repeating the same old worn out Trump jokes

    • @bens1972
      @bens1972 5 років тому +11

      Backinto Balance I'm not sure that's true.... The 70's and 80's gave us Bernard Manning, Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, Jim Davidson. Thankfully most of those are dead or in prison. There were some amazing comedians in the 70's and 80's like there are today. But far too many were offensive to minorities by today's standards and some were paedophiles.
      As for sex, I think you'll find that ran comedy in the seventies. Look at the Carry on Films?!
      I'm not sure I can think of many comedians who use bad language today....If they do, I don't watch them as I have a choice.
      Dave Allen used to swear a lot lol

    • @infiniteblueprint7285
      @infiniteblueprint7285 5 років тому +5

      you have a rather narrow perspective of whats out there comedy-wise.
      there are loads of talented performers, go sample them

    • @haydenh2283
      @haydenh2283 5 років тому

      Correct! B B

    • @charliealder3522
      @charliealder3522 5 років тому +2

      Once you get away from the mainstream libtard comedy there are plenty of good acts. Ronnie Barker was a one off comedy genius, up there with laurel and hardy, and buster Keaton. It'll be a long time before we have somebody that good, if ever. So we just have to make do with whatever we can find. But there are some good uns.

  • @ДжакетиЛув
    @ДжакетиЛув 5 років тому +263

    I'm Jewish and I thought this was hilarious 😆

    • @GudieveNing
      @GudieveNing 5 років тому +9

      I'm hilarious and I thought this was Jewish :)

    • @carforumwanker
      @carforumwanker 5 років тому +15

      Jews laugh at themselves. But all the snowflake SJW christians think you are wrong and no jokes about jews should be allowed !

    • @rollespil1000
      @rollespil1000 5 років тому +6

      I want to see a buddy comedy with Reuben and Hymie! :)

    • @frchrisheffernan
      @frchrisheffernan 5 років тому +7

      Jack Lewis
      I’m Catholic and found this funny too!

    • @jaym-bu3cr
      @jaym-bu3cr 5 років тому +5

      Jack Lewis two great comedians, greetings from England

  • @MARKMANIATT
    @MARKMANIATT 7 років тому +387

    Comedy writing and performing at a level virtually unknown today....

    • @meatfoot4803
      @meatfoot4803 7 років тому +7

      MARKMANIATT well put👍

    • @marshawoods4983
      @marshawoods4983 5 років тому +11

      I thought this was funny wanted to share it with some of my family but not all over Facebook I don't want the anti-semitic hateful comments I would receive LOL

    • @rajeevpaltrow8728
      @rajeevpaltrow8728 5 років тому +11

      MARKMANIATT today’s Jewish comedians are permitted to self deprecate but anyone else doing it would be deemed as anti Semitic

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +10

      It's known in countries with cultural pride that aren't dominated by Marxist propaganda. Marxist destroys self identity, making everyone self conscious, unable too distinguish right from wrong, truth from reality, joke from insult.

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 5 років тому +2

      @jiji Xx YeS, dEfinItElY WoUlDn't Be AlLoWEd toDAy.

  • @wtglb
    @wtglb 6 років тому +98

    Hahaha, from back in the day when people had a sense of humor!

  • @xaraxania
    @xaraxania 6 років тому +280

    it would be so much easier if we all just accepted that we should all take the piss out of everyone then we are all equal without question, :D

    • @charliealder3522
      @charliealder3522 5 років тому +19

      In the words of bernard manning... "every joke has a victim, never let the bastards stop you laughing".

    • @paulsmith5752
      @paulsmith5752 5 років тому +2

      Just like Allo Allo did :)

    • @56squadron
      @56squadron 5 років тому +3

      That's the way it always was, and how it was when this was made, and it makes for happier times and happier people.

    • @johnnyhammer
      @johnnyhammer 5 років тому

      Most of us do.

    • @imoSTAY
      @imoSTAY 4 роки тому +1

      Xaraxania, Wight Gold ... yes, as this skit is actually a sendup of insurance companies.

  • @MsSpock1
    @MsSpock1 2 роки тому +36

    This is just wonderful. I’m an Irish Catholic and the last part made me roar with laughter 😆😆😆

    • @alexcampbell3032
      @alexcampbell3032 2 роки тому

      Aye, because it's an ITALIAN in a frock with bejewelled bling.

  • @Yaniv_YT
    @Yaniv_YT 2 роки тому +17

    I'm an Israeli Jew. Loved it. Laughter is a great mdicine for many illnesness, and the best is to laught at ourselves!

    • @shane6115
      @shane6115 Рік тому +2

      Hope you get well and laughter is the best medicine, hello from an Irish ☘️ catholic who doesn’t take himself seriously at all..

    • @Yaniv_YT
      @Yaniv_YT Рік тому +3

      @@shane6115 take care bro. Thanks for the comment.

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye 7 років тому +307

    Jewish Guy prays to the Good Lord to win the lottery but gets nothing.
    Following week he tries again with even more passion but it's the same result again.
    Finally, in utter desperation, he begs The Almighty to allow him to win so the Lord says " Hymie at least meet me half-way and buy a ticket ! ".....

    • @Torahboy1
      @Torahboy1 6 років тому +44

      Isleofskye Old Jewish guy eats lunch every day in the same restaurant. Always orders the chicken soup. One day the waiter sees him enter, so he just takes over a bowl of the chicken soup, puts it on the table, and walks away. The old guy calls the waiter back, and asks him to taste the soup. WAITER:”Why, what’s wrong with the soup?” OLD MAN:”just taste the soup”. WAITER:”there’s nothing wrong with the soup. Nobody else has complained”. OLD GUY:”just taste the soup”. WAITER:” FINE! I’ll taste the damned soup.... where’s the spoon?”. OLD GUY:” Ah ha!”

    • @KingFahtah
      @KingFahtah 6 років тому +7

      Isleofskye I remember Bernard Manning telling that joke, but you removed all of the swearing.

    • @mikeos1
      @mikeos1 5 років тому +20

      @@Torahboy1 Two old Jewish ladies ate in the same restaurant for years. One day at lunch the first lady says " I don't know why we keep coming here, the food is terrible". Second old lady replies "Yes, and such small portions".

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 5 років тому +8

      @@KingFahtah
      Indeed... and Esther Rantzen was one of his biggest critics, labelling him a racist...... Yes, the swearing was a bit over the top, but some jokes simply don't work without adult language... 95% of his audience came from the same background as he and they were not offended.

    • @anumba1
      @anumba1 5 років тому +2

      Very funny

  • @bobmar5632
    @bobmar5632 2 роки тому +21

    hahahahaha...i am a brazilian catholic and this was fun to watch. we should all be like that in reality...no bulshit, no differences, no nonsense. just respect and friendship would make life alot more fun.

  • @patriciadavidson6765
    @patriciadavidson6765 3 роки тому +12

    I’m a Catholic, I’m Irish and I have a great affinity with the Jews. This does not offend me in the slightest. We are all lost for good humour. Afraid to say something out of turn. The ‘Paddy Irishman’ joke I truly enjoyed LOL

  • @paulgubbay9804
    @paulgubbay9804 7 років тому +31

    loved it and hymie and rubin were in on it together . Barker a genius . brilliant and totally acceptable by the standards of the day .

    • @chaimafaghet7343
      @chaimafaghet7343 11 місяців тому +1

      It's totally acceptable by any standards.

  • @murrayelliott9956
    @murrayelliott9956 4 роки тому +161

    I'm Jewish and laughed non-stop ..........hang on a minute ,that's all wrong its 2020..............Jewish Lives Matter

  • @MM0SDK
    @MM0SDK 5 років тому +73

    And the Jewish or Catholic community didn't threaten to blown anywhere up. Neither did the Christians with Vicar of Dibley among many other comedy sketches.

  • @chunchun863
    @chunchun863 11 років тому +44

    The more I look at it, the better it gets. It is so funny, I fail to understand how anyone could feel offended.

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa 4 роки тому +2

      nobody does or did you absolute fool

    • @pogo1957
      @pogo1957 2 роки тому +1

      Who are these fictional people that everyone suspects of being offended

    • @edwardcoe7293
      @edwardcoe7293 2 роки тому

      @@pogo1957 Well said - I haven't seen a single negative comment!

  • @gogilesgo
    @gogilesgo 2 роки тому +12

    love the way Barker just slips in 'what a meshugganah!' and it sails by without a laugh. fabulous timing

  • @MarkHopewell
    @MarkHopewell 2 роки тому +16

    Ronnie Barker - One of the few actors/comedian's who could switch between characters and leave his own persona in the dressing room.

  • @MrSelidor7
    @MrSelidor7 14 років тому +13

    As usual, an excellent sketch from the two Ronnies. Almost all comedy pokes fun at race, nationality, religion, political belief, appearance, social standing, gender or level of intelligence. If you have a problem with that then don't watch comedy.

  • @Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club
    @Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club Рік тому +11

    Ronnie Corbett’s efforts to hide his amusement always makes the scenes more funny. Brilliant. RIP The Two Ronnies. ❤️

  • @TenBear
    @TenBear 8 років тому +31

    looks like they had so much fun with it. Ronnie Corbett looks like he is trying not to laugh on half of his lines

  • @TheLastOilMan
    @TheLastOilMan 8 років тому +90

    Wouldnt get aired today , how screwed have we become !

    • @bigowl9408
      @bigowl9408 8 років тому +19

      You are so right as many of the Jews I know, say this is one of the funniest sketches they have seen. The Jews can always laugh at themselves, where as the Muslims would kill you for a sketch like this if it were about them. That's just how screwed things have become and why every one takes the piss out of the Muslims.

    • @bigowl9408
      @bigowl9408 7 років тому +6

      To Zip Zenac
      You may find it surprising and hard to believe what I am going to tell you? But many of my Jewish clients will tell you that I am an open critic of Israel, on certain issues and I have made such remarks to them, that they learnt well from the Nazis over German Lebensraum, which they as a consequence suffered from.
      I am not my self a Jew but from Romany Gypsies ancestry and have also mentioned their reluctance to acknowledge the genocide of Romanies at the hands of the Germans, as many have the same attitude as David Irving is accused of by the Jews for political purposes.
      So you see I am aware of the Middle eastern problem, where they are every bit as racist as the worst of racists.
      The point I was making is that they can still make a joke about themselves and are to a greater degree more tolerant than the Muslims! And remember' my ancestors suffered at the hands of the Muslims during the Armenian genocide of 1915 to 1918 and the Muslims of Turkey and else where, have never been forgiven because they will not acknowledge this, nor what they did to the Gypsies during WW-2 funded and instigated by Heinrich Himmler. He used them in the occupied Balkan regions as he knew all to well what brutal and hateful pieces of shit, the Muslims really are which suited his purpose for the final solution of what were considered undesirable races.

    • @1945Jill
      @1945Jill 7 років тому

      T Green of

    • @taxmanfelix5189
      @taxmanfelix5189 7 років тому +1

      T Green Citizen Khan is an example that Muslims won't kill you for mocking them.

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 5 років тому

      @@taxmanfelix5189 there is a Danish artist that can no longer tell you you're wrong.

  • @Londonfogey
    @Londonfogey 2 роки тому +12

    35, Barmitzvah Gdns, Stanmore....hilarious! Although for a gentleman of such orthodoxy, Stamford Hill or Golders Green would be a more likely district.

  • @PlayIt4MeAgainSam
    @PlayIt4MeAgainSam 11 років тому +31

    This is hysterical! Thanks for UA-cam, the priceless humour of Barker & Corbett continues to provide hours of laughter.

  • @alasdairwatson712
    @alasdairwatson712 4 роки тому +18

    The best part is the statement that the principle of insurance is that the client pays the insurance company large sums of money and that’s it. True then, true now.

    • @helencampbell4900
      @helencampbell4900 3 роки тому

      Always been very true. Insurance companies are not quick to pay any money out though but don6mind taking it.

    • @toosiyabrandt8676
      @toosiyabrandt8676 2 роки тому

      Hi
      Yes and I thought he should have added ' NOT the other way round' ! Which is REALLY what the sketch was all about, in a round about way! [ Another take on Jews and money ] Shalom to us only in Christ Yeshua.

  • @poveromario4922
    @poveromario4922 9 років тому +56

    ha ha! I am a Catholic and I really enjoyed this, I think the Ronnies are really funny, Like most Catholics, I don't take things that are not serious... well... serious!

    • @lancebaker1374
      @lancebaker1374 7 років тому

      serious... well... serious! serious... well... serious!

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 7 років тому +2

      Catholic myself, the amount of shite i'm supposed to have a borderline hatred against is ridiculous.

    • @JohnJohnson-zw1kd
      @JohnJohnson-zw1kd 7 років тому +2

      SiliconBong
      you're a cult member

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 7 років тому +1

      (We have chocolate parties every year)

    • @Boudicca-the-musical
      @Boudicca-the-musical 6 років тому +2

      I'm Jewish and I enjoyed it too!

  • @Kidraver555
    @Kidraver555 3 роки тому +33

    Political Correctness has killed off this kind of humor, amazing how millenials feel freer than previous generations.

    • @matoko123
      @matoko123 2 роки тому

      They know no better.

    • @edwardcoe7293
      @edwardcoe7293 2 роки тому

      So badly killed off, that it is available on an international, free and popular video streaming site...

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 17 днів тому

      ⁠killed off in the sense that it is no longer made. I presume you were being deliberately obtuse in your comment for a point. What that point was isn't clear though.

  • @4skinmasseure
    @4skinmasseure 14 років тому +118

    Anyone who finds this sketch offensive, really needs to get a life.

    • @nickcoppard5335
      @nickcoppard5335 3 роки тому +3

      I find it offensive that anyone is offended

    • @brianthe3rd
      @brianthe3rd 3 роки тому +2

      @@nickcoppard5335 im offended about you taking offence at people being offended

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 3 роки тому

      Get a life.... My Life

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 14 років тому +14

    This is the service you should expect from the ACME Insurance Company XD
    This sketch shows how well Ronnie Barker could portray almost any character, he was that talented CB

  • @funkleburger1
    @funkleburger1 5 років тому +25

    I think the term comic genius gets over used these days and the phrase has lost its value but these two really were geniuses. Two of the best comedians ever second to Laurel and Hardy. But of course that's just my opinion.

  • @simondjangothe4349
    @simondjangothe4349 2 роки тому +18

    Made when I happily paid my license fee to be informed, educated and entertained. I really miss that old auntie however she is dead to me now.

    • @jean6872
      @jean6872 2 роки тому +3

      Same here. I rarely watch TV now.

  • @alankirby1201
    @alankirby1201 2 роки тому +7

    Are you comfortable,i get by. What a classic line.

  • @MajorT0m
    @MajorT0m 4 роки тому +4

    Love the VHS imperfections! Ah, nostalgia.

  • @SimonRowell
    @SimonRowell 11 років тому +84

    It is a sad symptom of today's society that there's so much judgement about a brilliant piece of comedy just because it has a Jewish character in it. Just go to Finchley in London and these characters are everywhere - this is no stereotypical lampoon; just an easily identifiable character. I don't see Catholics getting all agitated about Cardinal Borgia's appearance (if you know your history, you know what he represents in the Catholic church...).

    • @MARKMANIATT
      @MARKMANIATT 7 років тому +8

      Simon Rowell
      Very well put sir.This is so well written and performed,it would frighten the hell out of so called modern comedians!

    • @SD1922
      @SD1922 6 років тому +1

      NICE!!!

    • @TheRichardSpearman
      @TheRichardSpearman 6 років тому +1

      Keep your filth off this website. If you cannot manage that...

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +1

      Do one you brain-washed, un-washed, brain-dead idiot bwoy..

    • @dnmurphy48
      @dnmurphy48 6 років тому +3

      The religious nuts tried to ban Life of Brian when it came out.

  • @neilcrawford8303
    @neilcrawford8303 3 роки тому +7

    A brilliant sketch about the insurance industry.
    In light of today's (15/01/21) Supreme Court ruling over the insurance industry and Covid19 claims, Ronnie Corbett's line at 2.40 is bang on the money.

  • @dihexa7256
    @dihexa7256 Місяць тому +7

    Naming him “Hyman Borgia” is genius when you remember that the Borgia dynasty were long rumoured to be the descendants of Jewish converts to Christianity

  • @geoguitar1950
    @geoguitar1950 2 роки тому +16

    And I'd like to insure myself against not being allowed to laugh at the two Ronnies! Brilliant!

  • @gavindoyle692
    @gavindoyle692 3 роки тому +16

    That’s hilarious. I miss shows like the Two Ronnies. “Oh, I get by, I get by.” 🤣

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 2 роки тому

      That punchline is the same punchline for a joke I heard growing up, but it was about a Jewish guy who got hit by a car on Broadway in NYC. As he is being taken care of by passer-bys, someone asks if he's comfortable. I loved that joke because it was so simple, and so Jewish.

  • @michaelfoye1135
    @michaelfoye1135 5 років тому +22

    The insurance industry motto "Why should we pay you just because we said we would?"

  • @Kimdino1
    @Kimdino1 6 років тому +398

    This sketch IS highly offensive!
    The stereotyping of the insurance salesman is well out of order. I was an insurance salesman in the 80s, and did happen to wear a pinstripe suit with tie, and a neat haircut. But that was just my way, and many of my colleagues as well. At the weekend I usually wore a cardigan instead of the jacket.
    As for his stated principle of insurance, of course we have to take large amounts of money from the client.What would the world come to if we insurers started paying money to the client. Our job is only to make the client think we will, otherwise they would never pay the premiums. The profession has worked for centuries to discover ways of getting out of giving money to the client, which just goes to show how professional us insurance industry workers are. And why we should be respected instead of being subject to these ridiculous stereotypes.

    • @stixkubwa
      @stixkubwa 6 років тому +9

      Hahaha....Absolutely right. Thanks

    • @jameslloyd6962
      @jameslloyd6962 5 років тому +24

      Its the 2 ronnies its for a laugh ao if u dont like it f*ck off and get a life

    • @elmo319
      @elmo319 5 років тому +33

      Ever heard of sarcasm?

    • @whinterberger
      @whinterberger 5 років тому +17

      @@jameslloyd6962 Are you well?

    • @stephenroney6490
      @stephenroney6490 5 років тому +4

      @@whinterberger Well with a name like that he'd do well in Insurance. Lloyd's of London?

  • @basilpeewit3350
    @basilpeewit3350 4 роки тому +16

    35 Bar Mitzvah Gardens, .... priceless!

  • @ninarizzo7312
    @ninarizzo7312 8 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely hilarious as usual. They manage to make harmless fun of everyone!!! Loved them to bits.❤❤❤❤❤🤗👍🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂💯👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @patrickbrookings
    @patrickbrookings 3 роки тому +25

    Ah, those times when one could still laugh about things. These days such amazing sketches would not even be allowed any more.

    • @edwardcoe7293
      @edwardcoe7293 2 роки тому

      Didn't you laugh? So you can still laugh about things? There are plenty of sketches made in 2022 where people laugh at stereotypes of cultures where the joke is made in a sympathetic and tongue in cheek way, just as the two Ronnies do here. Don't make up a problem, just because you heard it down the pub, or read it in the Daily Mail.

    • @keithstebbing436
      @keithstebbing436 2 роки тому

      @@edwardcoe7293 not so. No fun now, PC has ruined it all.

  • @catherinerobilliard7662
    @catherinerobilliard7662 5 років тому +27

    “Being small is a bit like being Jewish - you always feel you’re being discriminated against. I mean, could you see anyone employing me as a bank clerk or consulting me about an insurance policy? Whatever I did to seem dignified, they’d think I was the teaboy.” - Ronnie Corbett, 1960's interview

  • @212MPH
    @212MPH Місяць тому +3

    We were very privaledged to have grown up with the 2 Ronnie's and every other British comedy of the 70s.

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 4 роки тому +8

    "The Hole in the Wall Gang" in Northern Ireland have a similar sketch about a man who claims to be an Ulster Protestant wanting to buy insurance against his becoming Catholic. The fall-down-on-the-floor moment is when the insurance agent says, "Is the Pope Catholic?" and the customer say "Oh No! Not the Pope! As if he didn't have enough to worry about already!"

  • @christineherrington4604
    @christineherrington4604 2 роки тому +10

    Classic comedy such as this is so sadly missed 😔

  •  5 років тому +43

    ..that Jewish expression.
    Cant help my face can i? LOL!

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 років тому +1

      Are you comfortable?
      I GET BY!

  • @versioncity1
    @versioncity1 2 роки тому +10

    My Mother is jewish and my Dad irish Catholic. - When I was a teenager he'd joke that I was doomed from the start as I would feel paranoid about being guilty and guilty about being paranoid.

    • @jean6872
      @jean6872 2 роки тому

      Well, was he right?

  • @ilkhgs
    @ilkhgs 5 років тому +2

    Only ALWAYS a laugh when I visit The Two Ronnies. Thanks for the pleasure post.

  • @sandramorey2529
    @sandramorey2529 3 роки тому +18

    I LOVE these guys. I'm Jewish and I laughed and laughed.

  • @JimTLonW6
    @JimTLonW6 5 років тому +46

    Two Jewish guys in the synagogue, one says to the other 'my son' went to Israel and came back a Christian'; the other says 'I sent my son to Israel too, and he came back a Christian as well'. Oh, they say, we'd better ask God about this. So the ask God, and God says, 'you should worry, I sent my son to Israel and look what happened'...

    • @stephenhannaway3739
      @stephenhannaway3739 5 років тому

      Wylye_guy 🤣

    • @stephenhannaway3739
      @stephenhannaway3739 5 років тому +5

      Wylye_guy ~ Here’s one 4 U - Went to see how my Jewish next door neighbour was doin & he was removing th wallpaper with a scraper in his front room so I said, “ Hello Joseph are U decorating “ ? No he said We’re moving 😏

    • @frankadrian3159
      @frankadrian3159 5 років тому

      @@stephenhannaway3739 made me laugh!

  • @obifox6356
    @obifox6356 Рік тому +3

    Here in Brooklyn, NY, this kind of humor is normal, even today.

    • @gilly4881
      @gilly4881 Місяць тому

      That`s good to know.

  • @waldenhouse
    @waldenhouse 7 років тому +27

    This is 100% fantastic comedy! Very very clever. Love them (RIP)

    • @Bruce-vq7ni
      @Bruce-vq7ni 6 років тому

      The two ronnies - Not funny for anyone born after around 1960. Unless inbread.

    • @stephenroney6490
      @stephenroney6490 5 років тому +1

      @@Bruce-vq7ni Do you mean like in a sandwich? Ham and Cheese for me please. With a nice cup of tea.

    • @vestibulate
      @vestibulate 5 років тому +1

      @@Bruce-vq7ni I still get a kick out of someone trying to insult another's intelligence and then misspelling the key word, a la "inbread". Well done, Bruce!

    • @alistairbartlett6569
      @alistairbartlett6569 2 роки тому

      @@Bruce-vq7ni They were for me. I was born in 1976.

    • @lizb853
      @lizb853 2 роки тому

      🤭 TO ME! the thing I liked best was the way that these two comedy genii captured the spirit of the two different religions,plus the spirit of a typical insurance sales rep. They realy got it down to a T. But then I always DID love the 2 Ronnies,and I miss seeing them on the TV.

  • @rayatkin3913
    @rayatkin3913 3 місяці тому +3

    Great sketch. I wonder if the wowsers would ever permit such a sketch to be put to air nowadays in 2024.

  • @hannecatton2179
    @hannecatton2179 3 роки тому +10

    Can you imagine trying to get this concept onto T.V. now ( 2020 ) !!!! Political correctness has killed comedy.

  • @AndrewLale
    @AndrewLale 4 роки тому +8

    I went to boarding school with Hymee Borgia. True fact. At the time he was only partly Catholic of course.

  • @cliffa2901
    @cliffa2901 4 роки тому +8

    I've watched this many times over. The Brits are the best at comedy. Back then people laughed now someone gets offended. Modern times I guess. Regards cliff aust

    • @TheRunereaper
      @TheRunereaper 4 роки тому

      I chanced upon Clarke and Dawe while browsing YT. I'd never heard of either of them and I reckon we missed out in the UK on a duo who were genuinely world-class. "The front fell off" is one of my all-time favourites. Good humour is the antidote to so much BS.

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 2 роки тому +4

    Great humour from back in the day...and not a word of 'cancel culture' in all the comments I've seen.

  • @Wodens-Wolf
    @Wodens-Wolf 4 роки тому +10

    Comedy before woke. Innocent and well written.

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 5 років тому +16

    No idea why UA-cam recommended this. I mean, I watched the Two Ronnies when I was a kid and found them ok. Just ok. I think I would find them funnier now. That crack about the purpose of insurance probably went right over my head back then.

  • @peterg2yt
    @peterg2yt 12 років тому +51

    A lovely sketch. What funny guys. How on EARTH can anybody get upset at the content of this sketch.. Get a life!

  • @michaelgibson4705
    @michaelgibson4705 4 роки тому +16

    You think I’m Jewish already brilliant 😂

  • @Emslander
    @Emslander 2 роки тому +6

    I’m a cradle Catholic and have had to struggle all my life like this man to prove I’m not Jewish. Even the Jews assume I’m one of them. It’s pretty funny mostly.

    • @jean6872
      @jean6872 2 роки тому

      How did Max Bygraves feel, I wonder. I bet he could tell us a few stories if he were still around.

  • @callumconnolly6665
    @callumconnolly6665 10 років тому +135

    my left ear loved this

    • @kenlillig
      @kenlillig 7 років тому

      Sudoku Sudoku u

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 6 років тому +5

      I turned my headphones around and my right ear loved this.
      Let's get together and have a party :)

    • @Stormlucy111
      @Stormlucy111 6 років тому

      Other ear must be deaf 😆😆

  • @modsnsods7329
    @modsnsods7329 2 роки тому +2

    Fella reminds me of the mid 80s. I was a messenger in London.. All our temps were Jews from Gants Hill area like him.. They were all fantastic with great sense of humour and I have fond memories of Harry Vagoda.. He was about 80 then.. still graftin.. They blended in with old school cockneys brilliantly

  • @alexandercameron1977
    @alexandercameron1977 2 роки тому +5

    I’ m Scottish and love the humour before Political correctness! Scots, Irish and English would make jokes about each other “ What does a Scotsman carry in his pockets? “ . “ Cobwebs. “

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому +15

    Are you comfortable? I get by. I get by. 😆