Tim: “I don’t wanna upset people by quitting, but I’m not gonna stay in a game with bad teammates” Also Tim: *intentionally downs himself in a game with a great rando*
@@deathbringer9893 When he was playing voyage he says the line but in multiple maps he dips with a good rando or at least a rando doing the easter egg (Zetsu and Der Eisendrche or however you spell it are good examples)
@@soupmix211 I get that but, why not only dip out on bad teammates not the good ones? Like he purposefully downed himself when they were doing good multiple times with decent teammates
The most depressing feeling is when you're in a public match and everyone gradually leaves but you and when you're alone the map feels so empty and boring 😢😢
CB123 that honestly is every ZNS game. 99% of the time, if someone’s playing that map publicly they’re planing on doing the egg. I hop on every now and again because I really enjoy the egg
I cannot play BO3 without someone doing the ee when I don't want to now people would say play solo but c'mon some people want to do stuff with others also BO1 is better than BO3 imo
Blue Mr Gutsy yeah I get what you’re saying. I’m assuming your more of a casual player especially being that you like bo1 better? I’m one of those people who want to do the egg every game but I don’t normally go into public matches
Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved! (Romans 10:9-13)
He's a bad teammate, bad zombies player, shit talks randoms better then him. then throws the game and leaves. He deserves all the bad things at happened to him in this video and I loved every moment he got screwed over.
Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved! (Romans 10:9-13)
I had an experience as a noob who just bought Origins and played it with two other randoms, and they completely took me under their wing and showed me how to play the whole map. We ended up making it to round 54, and I still cherish that moment to this day
@The Doomslayer sorry did you say 50 rounds...? What kind of public matches you playing? Most end on round 20 because everyone just leaves because they have been down 110 times after I have bought quick revive and revived the dumbasses like 300 times.
"In origins where you kinda have to be good" *dies while being held by a panzer* Me: You DO realize you can stab the panzer's arm to free yourself as a last resort.... right?
Tim: *gets annoyed when he’s paired with noob and says he wants to be matched with good players* Also Tim: *gets matched with a godly player on zetsebo and leaves halfway through the fucking easteregg*
I do Zets EE in public lobbys quite often (i love the map and i can do everything blind lol).....there is always that one dude who doesnt do his challenges or all people leave after 1 down after ive done 70-80% of the EE 🤣 Tim really recreates the full public Zetsubou expirience 😂
Man! I miss those days so much, just hopping in a game of zombies with people who were either good at the game or were total noobs and just seeing how long you could survive. I wish i had a time machine
First time I ever played BO1 that's what I did. I saw a guy with the Thundergun camping Jugger-nog and I thought he was hacking lmao. I had never seen any wonder weapons besides the Ray Gun.
i swear whenever i play bo3 either everyone leaves or lags out on the first round why the hell would you queue up in the first place if you're just gonna leave
@@bellicenterprises4362 dood tell me about it. In bo3 me and my friends joined a public lobby right? And then this random ass kid joins. Me and my friends live like 3 doors down from each other in America. AND THE HOST IS SOME KID IN TANZANIA!!!!! WTF
It is my first time watching this guy playing zombies and I gotta say his patience is on the - of the spectrum like I really can see he does not play with randoms at all like he did mention. As someone that plays literally everytime random and without mic for the past 8 years this was pretty funny how this guy couldn't handle it.
I genuinely, unironically love Tranzit. I find it very fun to experiment with the buildables, I love the bus mechanic and constantly having to be on the move to survive, I think the denizens aren't actually that bad to deal with (just get the bowie knife and hit them before they latch on. It's not that hard.) And I like building the jet gun because it gives me something to do other than survive, it doesn't require anything other than knowing where the parts are, and it's not detrimental to the game if I don't do it unlike most maps later on where you have to do 40 different things just to get to pack a punch. (Also, the Avagadro isn't that bad to deal with. Again, bowie knife is the solution. And either way, as long as you move around like you're supposed to, you won't encounter him very often at all)
@@itsgoofymf7685 fair! I mostly get the bowie knife since it's half the price, but nearly just as good! The way I see it, if it's double the price, it should be twice as effective, and the galvas are not. But they are definitely good! And I see why people prefer them!
The Jet is just so annoying to craft especially solo and the reward is not even worth it. I love TranZit tho even the flaws. Besides the Jet gun I wish it was actually good and now that BO6 is out I’m happy it’s not the worst thing ever now
As much as I love Tim and I watch him almost daily, I feel like he just doesn’t put much effort in any more, or like he doesn’t enjoy making vids/zombies vids
He was talking about being burnt out so i was kinda expecting it, but he should of just played the games with the people who were good and enjoyed his time while doing it, that is the point of a game after all
Well you gotta think about that he has a kid and that’s awfully draining as a father myself I’m surprised he uploads as often as he does that by itself takes a lot on top of a little one
I mean the whole point of this video is to get either good or bad randos every game, it's like spinning the box. so when you leave literally 80% of the matches just because your teammates aren't E-Sports levels of good, then it's not a challenge. which... is what it's supposed to be, maybe Tim was having a terrible day or something.. no idea
Tim, I used to play Nacht Der Untoten with my dad and my grandpa back when Nazi Zombies first came out. We all got the Ray Gun, and our own unique weapons, my dad got Panzershrek, my grandpa got the Mobile Browning, and I used the flamethrower. And I was 6 years old when we played this, I'm pushing 22 now.
I love how you can mantle pretty much everything in Cold War zombies. Watching these older maps, makes me more grateful Treyarch decided to give us more freedom with our movement.
You know, it always seems that on Five you’ll say it’s one of the hardest maps but every single one of these challenges you either die nigh instantly or survive until round 30
Damn not gonna lie I expected more out of you I enjoyed the video and watch the entire thing but given how godly you are zombies a decent chunk of the maps weren't really showcased well I was kind of upset because I know you could do better than that I'm not asking for a video release but just in the future I hope you do better on each map love u tim
Fun Fact: I once completed the Origins Easter Egg in an Xbox 360 public lobby. There was only 1 guy with a mic and he coordinated me and this other guy to do the whole thing.
@@Soup0066 i beat the Mob Easter egg with randoms on my PS3, it was 5 days before Black ops 3 was released, that was the only Easter egg i ever did apart from the fly trap Easter egg on The Giant
1:38 Nacht der Untoten 4:47 Verruckt 8:03 Shi No Numa 11:03 Der Riese 13:19 Kino der Toten 16:15 "Five" 21:05 Ascension 22:11 Call of the Dead 25:33 Shangri-La 27:10 Moon 32:11 TranZit 35:38 Nuketown 37:51 Die Rise 38:48 Mob of the Dead 40:43 Buried 43:00 Origins 46:09 Shadows of Evil 49:49 The Giant 51:28 Der Eisendrache 53:58 Zetsubou No Shima 59:49 Gorod Krovi 1:03:34 Revelations 1:05:01 Voyage of Despair 1:08:09 IX 1:10:29 Blood of the Dead 1:15:42 Classified 1:18:29 Dead of the Night 1:21:00 Ancient Evil 1:24:51 Alpha Omega 1:26:58 Tag der Toten 1:28:46 Die Maschine
Been a huge fan of Tim for a few years now and was greatly inspired! I recently started doing custom zombies with my friends and would really appreciate any feedback, support, or critique!
I was playing with a random on mauer der toten, and by the end im pretty sure he had about 100 downs, not even kidding. He probably hadn't done the boss fight before but even then he wasn't too good.
100 downs or no downs he's a real one, a trooper. Better than every salty crybaby rage quitter that peaces out after their 1st down. Wasted so many monkeys on these players
I had a teammate on bo3 moon who I rezzed 20+ times and he had about 30 total deaths in a 25 round game, he was new though so completely understandable... I felt bad when I wasn't able to revive him
@@typervader obviously he didn't fuck sake he quit most maps after like 5 rounds for someone making bank playing video games you would think he would put more effort in
@@laneshirley3706 Holy shit bro calm down. It ain’t the world. He doesn’t want to complete more then one nor two Easter eggs in one video. The video would be 3+ hours with maps that would get boring. He wanted the entire games to be fair. If he had good players then he would make a short match so bad players take as long enoughZ bad players can take long. It’s just to make it easier to edit and watch.
Hey Tim, maybe your next "Every Map" video could be getting the wonder weapon on every map. Try and get the ray gun along with every maps wonder weapon if you can and you only have to get one elemental upgrade.
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which random player is your spirit animal?
Turbo
Hi
tim.
Dark Puff, he’s still grindin out the classic
Brb lemme watch the video rq
Tim: “I don’t wanna upset people by quitting, but I’m not gonna stay in a game with bad teammates”
Also Tim: *intentionally downs himself in a game with a great rando*
THANK YOU!! I'm glad someone else noticed that
stamp?
@@deathbringer9893 When he was playing voyage he says the line but in multiple maps he dips with a good rando or at least a rando doing the easter egg (Zetsu and Der Eisendrche or however you spell it are good examples)
@@soupmix211 I get that but, why not only dip out on bad teammates not the good ones? Like he purposefully downed himself when they were doing good multiple times with decent teammates
@@kalebg.7507 having awful teammates is pure content (and partially makes you look better)
i swear on bo1 zombies ppl queue up then just fucking fall asleep
Ikr
I've been waiting to play call of the dead for 5 years my xbox is about to explode
just start shi no numa or leave the lobby, ppl are ready to die, not waiting for ppl who aren't even at their controller over 2 minutes ago
Don't get started on splitscreen players...
😂
Tim: "I hate people who leave while you are playing."
Also Tim: "I'm just gonna leave."
can you blame him lol
@@jakeevans4130 yes. Yes I can
@@andrewdamico3787isnt the point of the video is him playing with randoms if they all leave he has no choice but to continue to another map lol
@@andrewdamico3787 and i bet we did the same thing he did at some point playing black ops with randoms
@@andrewdamico3787 last comment lol, i played with randoms for a long time i feel the pain and i dont blame him for leaving
The most depressing feeling is when you're in a public match and everyone gradually leaves but you and when you're alone the map feels so empty and boring 😢😢
Or you could say, “Lifeless”😉
Me: only plays solos
That happened to me on verrückt
Esp kino
I think tranzit felt super lonely when everyone leaves
Tim: "shitting on children awfully strange."
Everyone in MW2 lobbies: "Observe."
Lmao
@HairyNelson Gaming i hear plutnuim plays mw3 and that its like the old days i dont know since im only into zombies
@@deathbringer9893 I cant even get a game in mw3 anymore
@@bobbyjohnson5118 what platform?
@@deathbringer9893
IW4X is the revival for mw2
Tim: “ yeah this is probably one of the easiest maps of all time”
Also Tim: *dies before round 5*
Like how do you do that? 😂 I can at least survive 10
“I don’t want to waste my good gums” 52:19 *uses perkaholic*
Uses Reign Drops on SOE bruh
“These people are going to be trash” Tim is the trash in the lobby 2/3 times in the video*
True man
Agreed lol Tim is terrible more downs the most the ransoms although I love him and his content
Tim carried most let’s be honest here
@@vindety7950 he got himself in countless situation he could’ve easily avoided
@Stirling Wingert I love tims videos it’s just there sometimes where he gets himself in dumb situations 😂
Should rename this to quitting every zombies map
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you hear “Hey howdy ho it’s your ho Tim here”
Why?
Correction "'fun' day"
Not really. He still states the obvious every time.
I love it when he says that 🤣
MAZE
That’s ZnS game genuinely warmed my heart, such a shame you couldn’t do the full EE with that guy
CB123 that honestly is every ZNS game. 99% of the time, if someone’s playing that map publicly they’re planing on doing the egg. I hop on every now and again because I really enjoy the egg
I cannot play BO3 without someone doing the ee when I don't want to now people would say play solo but c'mon some people want to do stuff with others also BO1 is better than BO3 imo
Blue Mr Gutsy yeah I get what you’re saying. I’m assuming your more of a casual player especially being that you like bo1 better? I’m one of those people who want to do the egg every game but I don’t normally go into public matches
@@bluemrgutsy8351 Play with friends or something. Playing with randoms isnt always the best.
Yes I may be a casual but zns and gorod are good but the reason I like BO1 mainly because of phd flopper because I love explosive weapons.
40:16 "woah woah its invisible..." (as he stares directly at the zombie just before he goes down) 10/10 tim
Love how Tim was talking so much shit but kept getting downed so much 😂
And leaving
Tim: "this guy is so bad!"
Rando: 0 Downs
Tim: 6 Downs
I fully agree but he is 100% not taking this too seriously. If he was he'd be there for a WHILE
Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
1. Believe that God sent His Son
(Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
I'm Praying for you and you are loved!
(Romans 10:9-13)
He's a bad teammate, bad zombies player, shit talks randoms better then him. then throws the game and leaves. He deserves all the bad things at happened to him in this video and I loved every moment he got screwed over.
Randos doing better than Tim in public matches gives me life
Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
1. Believe that God sent His Son
(Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
I'm Praying for you and you are loved!
(Romans 10:9-13)
@@Mr.Lightshine Yapping about your delusion is fascinating
@@dampy3771alr jordan pipe down
@@Oilupimtherein5 please 🥺
Seeing this video makes me think I’m a better zombies player than Tim.
Not that hard to be better than him to be honest
You ain't special
Being better than Tim isnt being special lol
Yeah he doesn’t seem very good lol
You would expect him to be better
The Zetsobou No Shima quit was super unnecessary :(
Honestly man bro went I can't wait to do it straight to fuck it good bye
@@divinecrimson8887low key pissed me off
True I thought he would stay to pull off the EE. Would’ve been a great moment with no communication.
Real. Pissed me off sm
i lost braincells when tim didnt knife the panzer when he got grabbed
Like damn , he acts so arrogant and fails like a damn noob in BO2
Your supposed to do that?
@@crash4267 you're supposed to shoot the Hand he has grabbed you with
You can do that?
@Afrika Johnson the light is on the panzer's hand
I had an experience as a noob who just bought Origins and played it with two other randoms, and they completely took me under their wing and showed me how to play the whole map. We ended up making it to round 54, and I still cherish that moment to this day
the fact that one guy called the gersh device a space grenade is funny
Respect
Wholesome casual player.
I mean, I do it too...
Nerd
When did he call it that
I love it when he gives randoms a chance
I’m not going to like this comment because it has 69 (nice) likes
@The Doomslayer sorry did you say 50 rounds...? What kind of public matches you playing? Most end on round 20 because everyone just leaves because they have been down 110 times after I have bought quick revive and revived the dumbasses like 300 times.
@The Doomslayer exactly,and it's not like they can't revive you,they're just fucking dicks suck and drag you down
@The Doomslayer after 50 excuse me but do you know how fucking hard it would be to revive someone at that round or after
@@allseeingeye3182 I mean in Cold War it’s not that bad
"In origins where you kinda have to be good"
*dies while being held by a panzer*
Me: You DO realize you can stab the panzer's arm to free yourself as a last resort.... right?
Or shoot the red light... Gave me an aneurysm watching him die twice in a row to the panzer...
@@ethancarter2751 same
He does know this bro, he just throws to make a video in a day instead of 2
Tim: *gets annoyed when he’s paired with noob and says he wants to be matched with good players*
Also Tim: *gets matched with a godly player on zetsebo and leaves halfway through the fucking easteregg*
I do Zets EE in public lobbys quite often (i love the map and i can do everything blind lol).....there is always that one dude who doesnt do his challenges or all people leave after 1 down after ive done 70-80% of the EE 🤣
Tim really recreates the full public Zetsubou expirience 😂
@@thesenate4743 yo which system do you play it on?
@@EduardoHernandez-qn9oj PS4
@@thesenate4743 the only eastergg I can do blindfolded is the giant fly trap easteregg 🤣
@@dawsynlarson696 🤣 good old flytrap EE
You ever just cry remembering those lonely nights hopping into a public kino lobby and just having a great time with the randoms damn the old days
Man! I miss those days so much, just hopping in a game of zombies with people who were either good at the game or were total noobs and just seeing how long you could survive. I wish i had a time machine
@@Anxmaly666 me too man
@@Anxmaly666 moon and der reise loved them
First time I ever played BO1 that's what I did. I saw a guy with the Thundergun camping Jugger-nog and I thought he was hacking lmao. I had never seen any wonder weapons besides the Ray Gun.
i swear whenever i play bo3 either everyone leaves or lags out on the first round why the hell would you queue up in the first place if you're just gonna leave
Correct Title: Leaving/Lagging Out of/ Intentionally losing every zombies map with randoms
id say its mostly leaving and losing
30:25 Tim: *sees a good player* also Tim: he got a mod right?
“Im excited to play with noobs in this game” *leaves when the player isn’t a god*
That’s not true at all
@@ajcinnamon6985 ehhhhh
@@ajcinnamon6985 oo I j okmmm I’m okfiuikm ok
@@ajcinnamon6985 oo I j okmmm I’m ok
*gets mad when the player is to good*
I love how he treats randoms like their wild animals in not communicating untill they do it first😂
"Why is everyone host but me?"
Public zombies in a nutshell
People with the shittiest internet always become the host
I was in the game when he was playing Shang and the host had shitty internet
The worst part is when the host rage quits. Seriously they could just switch hosts
@@bellicenterprises4362 dood tell me about it. In bo3 me and my friends joined a public lobby right? And then this random ass kid joins. Me and my friends live like 3 doors down from each other in America. AND THE HOST IS SOME KID IN TANZANIA!!!!! WTF
@@devastatheseeker9967 its worse in bo1 cause then it says "HOST ENDED GAME"
Tim: this game is too easy
Also Tim: downs on round 5
53:41 Tim playing Der eisendrache : "I'm dead again"
Kevin Sherwood and Elena Siegman : Write that down Write that down
This idea could’ve been a lot of fun if you didn’t throw every game
Ikr
Ikr
@@Anxmaly666 what means ikr?
@@CristianSantanaa it means "i know right?"
@@Anxmaly666 thank you
Tim: if they're not within my proximity, I'm not saving them Also Tim: At least try to save me 😢
It is my first time watching this guy playing zombies and I gotta say his patience is on the - of the spectrum like I really can see he does not play with randoms at all like he did mention. As someone that plays literally everytime random and without mic for the past 8 years this was pretty funny how this guy couldn't handle it.
he's never been such an asshole before in games, it's like he switched bodies with someone else completely different
55:32
"I got hit by a (gets cut off by an ad)
Ad: "a child with leukemia"
i hate getting hit by a child with leukemia, happens way too often
@@lileydoodles yeah its becoming a problem.
@@Skets.x.Czesko to much of a problem
I genuinely, unironically love Tranzit. I find it very fun to experiment with the buildables, I love the bus mechanic and constantly having to be on the move to survive, I think the denizens aren't actually that bad to deal with (just get the bowie knife and hit them before they latch on. It's not that hard.) And I like building the jet gun because it gives me something to do other than survive, it doesn't require anything other than knowing where the parts are, and it's not detrimental to the game if I don't do it unlike most maps later on where you have to do 40 different things just to get to pack a punch. (Also, the Avagadro isn't that bad to deal with. Again, bowie knife is the solution. And either way, as long as you move around like you're supposed to, you won't encounter him very often at all)
Bowie knife is good and all, but I'd rather save up for Galva Knuckles
@@itsgoofymf7685 fair! I mostly get the bowie knife since it's half the price, but nearly just as good! The way I see it, if it's double the price, it should be twice as effective, and the galvas are not. But they are definitely good! And I see why people prefer them!
Finally someone who gets it
The Jet is just so annoying to craft especially solo and the reward is not even worth it. I love TranZit tho even the flaws. Besides the Jet gun I wish it was actually good and now that BO6 is out I’m happy it’s not the worst thing ever now
As much as I love Tim and I watch him almost daily, I feel like he just doesn’t put much effort in any more, or like he doesn’t enjoy making vids/zombies vids
😞😞😞sadly
Just quits in these vids
He was talking about being burnt out so i was kinda expecting it, but he should of just played the games with the people who were good and enjoyed his time while doing it, that is the point of a game after all
Well you gotta think about that he has a kid and that’s awfully draining as a father myself I’m surprised he uploads as often as he does that by itself takes a lot on top of a little one
@@DylanN54 yeah I know that, I just miss how he use to upload. He still makes good content and all I’m just saying
I’m expecting shangri-la to last 1 minute
HOLY SHIT, HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT GOD FORSAKEN PUBLIC MATCH MAP
I was in that game lol
@@danteescondo4022 Wait really were you the host lol?
I was not the host lol
@@danteescondo4022 was you bdog
The "Alright, Well I'm ready if you are bro" at 13:45 made me laugh far harder than I probably should have.
tim hansen:oh shit, oh my god, theres a margwa. nikolai: pack a punch, oh my god, i think it makes vodka
Tim: “It’s your ho Tim”
Me: “How much for a night?”
Oh god and this happened not to long ago
NO WE DO NOT NEED MORE DRAMA LIKE THIS
It’s a joke.
@@Kaltsit- I know
@@dustinfenske5004 I just want to know for educational purposes only.
Everybody gangsta till he completes all the Easter eggs in public lobbys
Why did you quit or down yourself on most of these maps? Could’ve been a good video but that just kills the whole idea.
He sucks it's annoying
I was excited for shadows of evil ):
I mean the whole point of this video is to get either good or bad randos every game, it's like spinning the box. so when you leave literally 80% of the matches just because your teammates aren't E-Sports levels of good, then it's not a challenge. which... is what it's supposed to be, maybe Tim was having a terrible day or something.. no idea
True
Is no one gonna talk about how Tim doesn’t know how to get out of a panzer claw?
Was looking for this comment
Yeah just shoot the f*cking red dot
You can just knife it too
Yeah wtf lmao
Shooting it will take up bullets. You must knife as soon as you get close, and then run away
Tim, I used to play Nacht Der Untoten with my dad and my grandpa back when Nazi Zombies first came out. We all got the Ray Gun, and our own unique weapons, my dad got Panzershrek, my grandpa got the Mobile Browning, and I used the flamethrower. And I was 6 years old when we played this, I'm pushing 22 now.
Really puts in perspective how crazy it is that people still play those maps on the og WAW version
When he hasn’t posted in a while you know what vid is coming
I love how you can mantle pretty much everything in Cold War zombies. Watching these older maps, makes me more grateful Treyarch decided to give us more freedom with our movement.
There was a mod for mantling on Five back in like 08'
Mantle has saved my life multiple times in cw
@@roxastwilight5951 bo1 is not that old
@@oporath6485 shit, feels dat way.
It probably was later but idrc, point still stands: five would be sexy with the ability to mantle
@@Geegs bo1 came out in 2010, he said ‘08
Man's got a good team guy and still fucked it up on purpose
smh
Tim: this guy is cracked
the guy: calls the gersh device a space grenade.
You know anything about it?
@@rlanger3108 I had the map but didnt play it
Space grenade is what alpha males call it
gersh device 🤓
vs
space grenade 😎
Hey howdy ho is you fan here
Lol
Hey howdy ho is you replies here
@@readingslame4869 Hey howdy ho is you replies replies here
Howdy ho its your spelling teacher here and your English is poopoo
@@nicctheanimatorguy7241 i only put it that way cause the first guy did it
It warms my heart to see a random 4 man lobby for Call of the Dead in 2021.
I wish that map didn't have everyone using that glitched crate
Anyone else dive into the comments to see if any of the randoms mentioned recognised you?
Disappointed that i've found nobody yet
same dude Im like, where is crispy trickshot.
Mr. Random crispytrickshot was a real one 😔 I would’ve kept playing with him
I found one
Honestly think that everyone who plays like these online players are just completely BAKED and can't even see
Happens more often than you can imagine LMAO
You know, it always seems that on Five you’ll say it’s one of the hardest maps but every single one of these challenges you either die nigh instantly or survive until round 30
Ngl it’s kind of annoying when he randomly leaves
Migrating Host
Yeah. That guy on zestubou did not deserve for Tim to leave
Off topic: Why is your name Spongeb**ch n***apants69
@@shaunpreston3654 It’s part of my religion
@@iliyarahman. Fair
Tim: *Tries to jump over zombies and gets downed*
Also Tim: HOW!
“I’m gonna play a public lobby”
*laughs in BO3 disconnects*
Then there's me who has no friends and souly relys on public lobbies
Hey man you play on PS3-4. If you do feel free to add me. Especially for black ops 1 and 2. I mainly play zombies on them
Also me hmu if needed we could make a squad
@@surrendertoJC you play BO1 and 2? I don’t have my PS4 right now, and I didn’t buy BO4 or Cold War, so all I have is 3 for the PS4
@@ZombieaidZ same i have bo3 as well
@@surrendertoJC well I also can’t add you until I get my PS4 back since PS3 only allows 100 friends and I have exceeded that.
The things people will do for adsence.
Jesus, tim.
Edit: this is a joke ok.
I don’t know if this was a negative thing but he’s done this before
@@Jeremiahtoobig really?!
@@337Disgraciad yeah fr bruh he’s down it like 10 other times
@@Jeremiahtoobig I've watched him for a year, I don't think of him as a hypocritical douchebag but he was probably desperate.
@@337Disgraciad people literally ask for these videos what do you want from him
Tim: “I don’t want to hear your excuses”
Also Tim: “The WaW engine is so glitchy”
OHMYGOD ANOTHER EVERY ZOMBIES MAP VIDEO THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
I think it's time for you to come up with a channel name.
@@Daniel328DT nooi mammmammaa
Bro that kid on DE did not deserve that lmfao
Neither did the Zetsubou No Shima guy, those dudes were giving it their all.
Annoyed me ngl
I WANT A WHOLE CHANNEL OF THIS. Just playing with randoms and showcasing all the scummy things they do lmaoo! Everyone can relate.
Bro this is the first “every zombies map” that I’ve actually watched all the way through without skipping.
I watched all of them all the way thru because these are the best tim videos and I have way too much time
@@realDZ3 same ngl😂
Damn not gonna lie I expected more out of you I enjoyed the video and watch the entire thing but given how godly you are zombies a decent chunk of the maps weren't really showcased well I was kind of upset because I know you could do better than that I'm not asking for a video release but just in the future I hope you do better on each map love u tim
And at 11:03 the random did better then him as well after the fact he was complaining about how bad his teammate was
Awww WAAA WAAAA
@@AlexFan-jh3tvyou’re still a virgin for a reason
That is the most respectful way to tell Tim he's trash 😂
My god, the amount of nostalgia that just ran me over when I saw tranzit. I miss black ops 2 zombies so much, it was the best one
The *nicest one. Its sad we won't remember :(
U ok???
Well it was my first map so kinda
Some people forget that you can shoot at the panzer’s hand when he catches you
You do that? Nah You're supposed to Disconnect, cuz technically he couldn't kill you if you're DC'ed.
@@ricky18redblack31 he cant kill you if you refuse to play the map
Fun Fact: I once completed the Origins Easter Egg in an Xbox 360 public lobby. There was only 1 guy with a mic and he coordinated me and this other guy to do the whole thing.
Now that guy needs a medal
@@Soup0066 i beat the Mob Easter egg with randoms on my PS3, it was 5 days before Black ops 3 was released, that was the only Easter egg i ever did apart from the fly trap Easter egg on The Giant
Just to say, i love the fact that each time he trash talk, the zombie rekt him
1:38 Nacht der Untoten
4:47 Verruckt
8:03 Shi No Numa
11:03 Der Riese
13:19 Kino der Toten
16:15 "Five"
21:05 Ascension
22:11 Call of the Dead
25:33 Shangri-La
27:10 Moon
32:11 TranZit
35:38 Nuketown
37:51 Die Rise
38:48 Mob of the Dead
40:43 Buried
43:00 Origins
46:09 Shadows of Evil
49:49 The Giant
51:28 Der Eisendrache
53:58 Zetsubou No Shima
59:49 Gorod Krovi
1:03:34 Revelations
1:05:01 Voyage of Despair
1:08:09 IX
1:10:29 Blood of the Dead
1:15:42 Classified
1:18:29 Dead of the Night
1:21:00 Ancient Evil
1:24:51 Alpha Omega
1:26:58 Tag der Toten
1:28:46 Die Maschine
Thx
Tim: Mob is the best map ever. Tim ten seconds later: leaves mob when random leaves
Cause the point is to play with randoms not by himself
@@theagaming7410 shit up noob
@@blueboltboyy1351 Wa-----How am I a noob if----Whatever
@@theagaming7410 u are noob
@@blueboltboyy1351 what
Should be called Tim leaves every match on every zombie map 🗺😂
Been a huge fan of Tim for a few years now and was greatly inspired! I recently started doing custom zombies with my friends and would really appreciate any feedback, support, or critique!
got you papa
fo sho bruv
actually gud
Yo I can't give u anything like tips only support because I have no friends I have 2 sorry lol
Zed Teammate deserves a vid of his own like Chicken Snipe. Dude was a beast.
I was playing with a random on mauer der toten, and by the end im pretty sure he had about 100 downs, not even kidding. He probably hadn't done the boss fight before but even then he wasn't too good.
100 downs or no downs he's a real one, a trooper. Better than every salty crybaby rage quitter that peaces out after their 1st down. Wasted so many monkeys on these players
@@fullmetalbleachnote honestly without him it would have been a lot harder, he was great bait. Plus I would've left if I got downed about 3 times
I had a teammate on bo3 moon who I rezzed 20+ times and he had about 30 total deaths in a 25 round game, he was new though so completely understandable... I felt bad when I wasn't able to revive him
Dark Puff is in a Discord server that I am in, and God damn he was excited to tell us all.
Small world.
Let him know we love him.
No homo
Aight
@@mrforgotten5598 it has been done, and he is appreciated of your love.
Daddy gonzy clearly wants to do water egg
Tim: lemme get death and taxes
Tim: Shifting on children is..weird
Me: WELCOME TO THE COD COMMUNITY TIMOTHY HANSEN
Wholesome Tim Hansen having faith in his randoms
anyone else lying in bed watching tim hansen quietly then have to turn the volume all he way down cos he screams
Imagine how good these videos would be if you just tried each and every single game and took your time
Who else loves when Tim goes from normal to rage and starts yelling for 2 seconds
*Sees notification
Me, immediately taking break at work to watch:
*Ain’t that swell.*
Five randoms are a different breed, I swear they are the most coordinated group of zombies players I've ever seen
Tim you should play every zombies map including Call of duty ghosts"Extinction" and WW2 zombies maps
Also infinite warfare and advanced warfare
@@tomislavzerjav5790 aw ftw
Extinction wasn’t zombies tho it was aliens
@@pressure-716-2 true
@@pressure-716-2their “alien zombies”
I wasted a hour and 30 mins of my life watching half ass games
Likewise :(
Likewise \(-_-)/
Feels time Tim didn't even bother to care
@@typervader obviously he didn't fuck sake he quit most maps after like 5 rounds for someone making bank playing video games you would think he would put more effort in
@@laneshirley3706 Holy shit bro calm down. It ain’t the world. He doesn’t want to complete more then one nor two Easter eggs in one video. The video would be 3+ hours with maps that would get boring. He wanted the entire games to be fair. If he had good players then he would make a short match so bad players take as long enoughZ bad players can take long. It’s just to make it easier to edit and watch.
I never thought i would hear "Hold me JFK im scared" in my life
"Hey peter......how's it hanging?"-tim Hansen 2021
6:48
Thats the funniest zombies death ive ever seen
Tim not shooting the arm on the panzer when he gets grabbed is just sad but hilarious.
Hey Tim, maybe your next "Every Map" video could be getting the wonder weapon on every map. Try and get the ray gun along with every maps wonder weapon if you can and you only have to get one elemental upgrade.
It would be soooo boring for him tho. For most of the maps, it would just be doing the box until you have luck.
LETS GOOOO MY FAVORITE ZOMBIES SERIES
13:38 “i’m ready when u are bro”
*just waits an waits an waits*🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why no voice chat? I feel like that would be the whole point 🤔 conversations with randoms with zombies as the conversation starter.
This isnt VR chat
This is a Fps not a roleplay
True, it’s literally public zombies. Talking to randoms in the match was a giant part of the experience.
@@alvinshen9501 it had charm, especially on the older zombies games
Finally, papi Tim uploaded
Probably the best round of five I’ve ever seen
I'm being told I had a chance to play with tim 31 times and I missed them all :(
I was in Shang be we lagged
@@danteescondo4022 oof
@@danteescondo4022 F
Don't feel bad. Chances are he'd leave or intentionally down himself anyways within the first 10 minutes
Imagine being one of those guys randomly hopping on a dead game just to see timhansenyt join the lobby
Only for him to leave cuz he went down once
7:27 "that's why I spun the box bitch" that was perfect 😂
My lord, you unlocked the "I have no friends dlc"