4:24 I love how canonically V is initially unaware of David Martinez, yet because of Edgerunners we have countless V's that whenever that song comes on, will just stop, stare and start getting emotional for utterly no reason
Not necessarily. Corpo V does actually know of David. V tells Capitan that Arasaka Counterintel was "president of his fanclub", but that David's file never crossed their desk.
something about Johnny ruining this challenge by forcefully hearing him say Choom/Gonk not once but twice feels like something he'd legit do (if not as much as possible) to you if he was a wear of said challenge
4:23 Every time I hear that song, I get a double dose of PTSD. The second is every run I was forced to spare Fingers for his FUCKING SANDY... now it's the backing track to him deciding to turn into a fine red mist. So pros and cons
Well - bad news for you then... Any time you leave Dogtown in a car, the security guy says "Yo, skidaddle choom" 🤣 So if you want to do the car theft quests you'll hear it every time.
@@jazzypants8188 Yes? Why wouldn't I remember it? It's funny and memorable. I also have 850 hours played of Cyberpunk, so I tend to remember weird stuff like this lol
I love how the "i wanna stay at your house" song isnt making me sad anymore but like its refreshing idk how to describe but i just kinda close my eyes and smile its so weird
@larsburrito choom if you don't think life would be better if we klepped some of the cyberpunk lingo for real life then you're the real scop for brains
the funny thing is that choom and gonk have been part of the language for at least 50 years, so it would be like someone nowadays complaining about kids these days with their "boogie-ing" and their "flip-side"s I swear i heard someone talking about a chill pill... is that some kinda drug?!
I’m so glad weird hyper specific challenge runs are getting popular not just with this game but in general. It’s such a fun way to experience games you’ve played before to create totally new experience
It wasn't me trying to not swear. This video was having issues not having limited ads. So I thought it was from actually spelling out my swearing. Which is why I changed it to things like "As$hole" "Feck" and the like. I'd never "censor" myself in my actually speaking, don't worry
@@reallyannoyingguy6625 There's nothing bad about the song. In fact, we all think it's really good. But it gives us PTSD from Cyberpunk Edgerunners, the anime
Yeah he kind revealed what dirty stuff he's been watching there. Jackie is wearing them how they're supposed to be, not how Christina Agulera did in the Dirty music video.
All chaps are a$$less. Because they are chaps. They go over your regular pants. The purpose of them was to protect your legs. You should do a red dead redemption 2 challenge run and check this out for yourself
I just want to compliment your script writing skills in all of the videos I've seen from you! The seamless integration of small jokes and the way everything flows together makes these videos feel a lot different than a lot of the other challenge run videos on youtube. The editing style also seems to fit perfectly with the vibe of the video. Great job on them!
Re: Jackie's pants. They're a type of motorcycle pant, that is, yeah, pretty much chaps. It's basically armor so if he crashes and slides, so the road doesn't tear up his jeans, and then about 0.1 second later, his legs. Roadburn is a bitch. The leather is very slide resistant and will save the skin on your legs and the months of pain that would cause.
3:32 That glitch is called "ladder warp", as I learned recently! Instant transportation back to a ladder, no matter how far away the ladder is!* (Yes, this glitch can hit you with a loading screen and teleport you all the way across the map) *Unless you're too high up. Or sometimes it will only teleport you partway to the ladder. Or just throw you out of bounds. It's a very finicky glitch.
@@larsburrito So no, the community has never found a spot in the run where it would be useful. I did need it recently for a silly challenge run I was doing, though, so it can be a little useful! (Vid is on my channel if u wanna see what I'm talking about)
4:30 The random radios playing 98.7 Body Heat got me with I Really Wanna Stay At Your House ALL THE TIME after I first watched Edgerunners. It's a real gut punch 😢
Title: "Can you beat cyberpunk 2077 Without Hearing Choom?" The actual video (and what we all knew this was going to be): A comprehensive list of every time you are forced to hear the words "choom" and/or "gonk."
This feels like Christmas dinner with extended family only that it's not about hearing choom and gonk and instead it's about wether or not you hear something incredibly racist that day.
4:23 unfunny thing happened to me in a playthrough. I romanced Judy and we hungout at my apartment. I found out we could dance, and this song just so happened to play. I got sad and started shaking my head while dancing 😭
Never heard of you till UA-cam decided to recommend me your channel, Massively underrated, I absolutely loved this. You’re a great creator & will keep watching. Please keep up the great work.
At first i thought it was going to be a deaf walkthrough, like literally turn off sound, maybe hud and subtitles, but i guess that's also a nice challenge, good work!
My favorite part in cyberpunk is where you derail that train with the nomads and Johnny silver hand says his iconic line “all aboard the choom-choom train!” That was a really iconic and funny moment for his character
4:20 the first time i heard "i really want to stay at your house" in game after finishing edgerunners i legit had to take a break, it hit me way too hard
You can skip johnny saying choom in life during wartime by just doing the tower ending which can bypass the whole takemura and panam questline I havent checked if phantom liberty is choomless so might not be possible still but its something
Fun fact about 9:22, once the talk is over and you look back at the spot, you notice the chair never actually moved. Johnny moving it is just part of your hallucination
Yes, you can! -There's a built-in volume slider, alongside your PC's volume slider.- If neither of those work, you can plunge the nearest sharp object into your eardrums to deafen yourself, preventing you from hearing "choom". Hope this helps! 😊
@@Ron_Jambo_ i have played it a whole 7 times. I dont recall the card being lootable, when killing him. I usually let him talk, he gives me the Card and then ill kill him. Why would you think that i didnt play the game!? Just because i apparently get something wrong!? Jesus man. Please collect yourself and calm down.
@@holzwurm_hd7029 Because you confidently say wrong things, you sound more like someone who watched one playthrough on youtube and think you can't get Johnny's car without sparing him, so weird. I'm not debating, I'm explaining to you how the game works based on my experience. You are just talking out of your ass. You could have done a simple google search or play the mission again but no, you'd rather be confidently wrong, that is not a sign of intelligence.
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Silly choom.
Thank you for not saying first :D
Only gonks say "First" @@BrainDamageReal
You're no Gonk
@@larsburritoNeither are you choom.
the run is over
4:24 I love how canonically V is initially unaware of David Martinez, yet because of Edgerunners we have countless V's that whenever that song comes on, will just stop, stare and start getting emotional for utterly no reason
Not necessarily. Corpo V does actually know of David. V tells Capitan that Arasaka Counterintel was "president of his fanclub", but that David's file never crossed their desk.
@@MythicRanger2401well V also doesn’t know David is dead because in game you try to find him to ask about a BD
Hearing Lars call every corp Militech is like hearing middle-aged mums call every Pokemon Pikachu
LISTEN MAN XD
>Pikachoom
or people call all sodas coke
pikachoom
*pokemons
Only a gonk would reject the word choom so hard
You won't have to hear it if you delta fast enough
only a fuhalatoogan would say sum shi like tha
Fucking stop dude you are hurting my fucking brain
@@viceroycat6376you need some preem cyberware to move that quickly though
urghhh, hearing choom one more time and I'll be flatlined, no cap
I've expected this video to be 3 seconds long with a screen saying "NO"
That isn't how I do April fools XD
Dread it, run from it.
Choom arrives all the same, gonk.
Damn! That's like trying to play Mass Effect without hearing the word "Shepard"
Wrex and Grunt want to know your location.
You'd lose before making it to the surface of Eden Prime.
@@zombieminecraft4213in the first few seconds with "Well, what about Shepard?"
Well, to be fair, that's your name in the game
"I'm Commander-" SKIP!
imagine right as you’re about to finish off AdamSmasher and he just whispers….. “chooom”😂
Maybe the real chooms were gonks we met along the way...
Or you are finishing game and Johnny is like "And... Choom... Never stop fighting" xD
something about Johnny ruining this challenge by forcefully hearing him say Choom/Gonk not once but twice feels like something he'd legit do (if not as much as possible) to you if he was a wear of said challenge
And choom, never stop fighting.
4:23 Every time I hear that song, I get a double dose of PTSD. The second is every run I was forced to spare Fingers for his FUCKING SANDY... now it's the backing track to him deciding to turn into a fine red mist. So pros and cons
His sandy is mid to me, the really good one I think can only be found in the world with rng.
@@larsburritoit was the best sandy in 1.6 but the 2.0 reworks removed sandevistans being locked to specific vendors sans Dogtown
Same
Well - bad news for you then... Any time you leave Dogtown in a car, the security guy says "Yo, skidaddle choom" 🤣 So if you want to do the car theft quests you'll hear it every time.
Big oof
I race away before they talk
Real
And you just remember this off-hand?
@@jazzypants8188 Yes? Why wouldn't I remember it? It's funny and memorable. I also have 850 hours played of Cyberpunk, so I tend to remember weird stuff like this lol
That Cop at 4:53 knew exactly how to make you go away XD
I love how the "i wanna stay at your house" song isnt making me sad anymore but like its refreshing idk how to describe but i just kinda close my eyes and smile its so weird
Stage 5: acceptance
Went from David to Lucy
me too
Is that a compromise?
I already listened to the song a lot in really happy times before watching it. I'm a fan of her band, Let's Eat Grandma.
bro you HAVE to be my dealer for every cyberpunk challenge run possible, you seem capable of making it funny and unique everytime
Seems good to me! XD
Cute Oshawott avatar on Cyberpunk video is probably the most cognitive dissonance I've experienced in a long time and I love it.
Anytime
I remember when I first heard Jackie describing his drink and I was thinking, "Come on choom, you should have described a Paloma."
man cyberpunk lingo needs to be used irl more often
It would ruin the biz, if only a ripper could get chrome to fix your mind Gonk.
@larsburrito choom if you don't think life would be better if we klepped some of the cyberpunk lingo for real life then you're the real scop for brains
Seems like missed opportunity to use it choomba.
Don't know about you, chooms, but I began thinking in Cyberpunk lingo a good while ago.
I agree, the slang in Cyberpunk is fucking preem.
Despite the rage he must be feeling its the calmest anger ive ever seen
Hears song, cries, goes back to game. Man they say it aint like that but it really do be like that
My favorite part of cyberpunk is when Adam Smasher says "It's smashin' time" and he smashes all over the place.
Normalise Cyberpunk slang, it's preem my chooms.
No you gonk, it would ruin the biz.
I think it's nova. Oh shit, my bad choom I gotta delta.
Choom's unironically pretty good slang. Me and my friends are on the ironically using and soon to unironically use it slippery slope.
funny thing is that “preem” is just “premium” but shortened, but idfk about choom or gonk lmfao
@@mapkidd choom is based on a "neo-african American word: 'choombatta'" according to a quick Google search I did.
the funny thing is that choom and gonk have been part of the language for at least 50 years, so it would be like someone nowadays complaining about kids these days with their "boogie-ing" and their "flip-side"s I swear i heard someone talking about a chill pill... is that some kinda drug?!
"TAKE A CHILL PILL!? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO DRUGS!!"
@@larsburritoTylenol is for junkies.
LEAVE ME ALONE! "choombas" AAAAGGH!
I love it XD
I’m so glad weird hyper specific challenge runs are getting popular not just with this game but in general. It’s such a fun way to experience games you’ve played before to create totally new experience
cyberpunk is one of my favourite games and i recently got it on pc and im excited to replay this masterpiece (i cry about jackie every night still)
it's funny to see Lars really trying to not swear while the game have shooting, blood, drugs, and swears
It wasn't me trying to not swear. This video was having issues not having limited ads. So I thought it was from actually spelling out my swearing. Which is why I changed it to things like "As$hole" "Feck" and the like. I'd never "censor" myself in my actually speaking, don't worry
4:23 absolute pain in its purest form man
What's bad about the song?
@@reallyannoyingguy6625watch cyberpunk edgerunners. You’ll see!
@@reallyannoyingguy6625 There's nothing bad about the song. In fact, we all think it's really good. But it gives us PTSD from Cyberpunk Edgerunners, the anime
@@lucifermagne7458 Ahhhhh I see it's in the anime. Gotcha, gotcha.
@reallyannoyingguy6625 the anime is really good, when you finish watching it you’ll understand
Read the title and thought: This can't be real, nothing preem about this biz.
After I watched: A life without Choom, is a life that's been zeroed.
Off the top of my head, the quest where we braindance for the first time has a choom in it, but I think you can skip that one...
"his own choomba shot him!"
But only if you do the brain dance tutorial
"Experience a John Marston moment..." I've never been so unprepared for a joke in my life.
Pokemon music laid over Cyberpunk gameplay is by far my favorite instance of tonal whiplash I've experienced thus far on YT.
I love that word, sadly my choombas haven't played Cyberpunk, so when I call them "Chooms" they don't understand it.
😢❤
1:30 Yeah, those are called chaps. You wear them over your pants. The "assless" variety is literally just regular chaps, but without pants on.
Yeah he kind revealed what dirty stuff he's been watching there. Jackie is wearing them how they're supposed to be, not how Christina Agulera did in the Dirty music video.
You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of choom.
There's more Oshawott in this video, I am greatly pleased. ::D
You got further than I thought in this challenge.
It always fills my heart with a little bit of joy whenever I hear Spirit tracks music
All chaps are a$$less. Because they are chaps. They go over your regular pants. The purpose of them was to protect your legs. You should do a red dead redemption 2 challenge run and check this out for yourself
But are all A$$es Chapless?
Ass
But what is going to protect my magnificent a$$ then?
Johnny ending your run with both banned words back-to-back is *very* in-character, at least. 😂
If Arasaka gets strangled and whispers "choooom..." Before dying.
4:32 That oshawott is literally me. The mug and coaster. D::
We all get one quick tear
"Get upgraded like a dispenser that's going up"
Engineer gaming?
I just want to compliment your script writing skills in all of the videos I've seen from you! The seamless integration of small jokes and the way everything flows together makes these videos feel a lot different than a lot of the other challenge run videos on youtube. The editing style also seems to fit perfectly with the vibe of the video. Great job on them!
Thanks! I'm glad my style works so well with this format, glad you enjoyed!
This video gave me mitten squad vibes. Thank you for reminding me of him. RIP mitten squad.
Good run, choom. Glad you made it without hearing choom, choomba. Hopefully you can do another in all 3 starts without hearing choom, choomba.
Awesome video, choom! Keep up the good work.
woah! Thank you so much!!!
Re: Jackie's pants. They're a type of motorcycle pant, that is, yeah, pretty much chaps. It's basically armor so if he crashes and slides, so the road doesn't tear up his jeans, and then about 0.1 second later, his legs. Roadburn is a bitch. The leather is very slide resistant and will save the skin on your legs and the months of pain that would cause.
4:23 man those flashbacks ... they get me every time
4:55, the officer calling you choom had great comedic timing
3:32 That glitch is called "ladder warp", as I learned recently! Instant transportation back to a ladder, no matter how far away the ladder is!* (Yes, this glitch can hit you with a loading screen and teleport you all the way across the map)
*Unless you're too high up. Or sometimes it will only teleport you partway to the ladder. Or just throw you out of bounds. It's a very finicky glitch.
That is actually really cool! as it ever been used in a speed run???
Same thing happened to me in the same play recently. Must be a pretty consistent spot.
@@larsburrito So no, the community has never found a spot in the run where it would be useful. I did need it recently for a silly challenge run I was doing, though, so it can be a little useful! (Vid is on my channel if u wanna see what I'm talking about)
I totaly understand this word [ive never even heard of cyberpunk]
4:30 The random radios playing 98.7 Body Heat got me with I Really Wanna Stay At Your House ALL THE TIME after I first watched Edgerunners. It's a real gut punch 😢
"but due to the time-" *BEEEEEEEP* "for the fun of the run-" *BEEEEEEEP*
im fucking crying 🤣
i cant believe you insulted our choom jackster. truly a gonk move
Title: "Can you beat cyberpunk 2077 Without Hearing Choom?"
The actual video (and what we all knew this was going to be): A comprehensive list of every time you are forced to hear the words "choom" and/or "gonk."
9:24 I love these falling pipe vfx edits so much
"Krill Yourself?" could be a reaction image
This feels like Christmas dinner with extended family only that it's not about hearing choom and gonk and instead it's about wether or not you hear something incredibly racist that day.
"I see why you never tell bro to use the rizz he uses on the homies on a woman"
Why am I the only one who feels bad for Evelyn when he says that 💀
One of my favorite channels, gen 5 supremacy
I've gone my whole life without hearing anyone use it IRL so I have that to be grateful for.
I Really Wanna Stay At Your House hits different if you only rewatch the first few episodes of Edgerunners, and pretend it ends after that.
4:23 unfunny thing happened to me in a playthrough. I romanced Judy and we hungout at my apartment. I found out we could dance, and this song just so happened to play. I got sad and started shaking my head while dancing 😭
Never heard of you till UA-cam decided to recommend me your channel, Massively underrated, I absolutely loved this.
You’re a great creator & will keep watching. Please keep up the great work.
15 minutes ago? Nice. I was craving more cyberpunk content from you. Im happy now!
Thanks for waiting! hope it was worth it!
@larsburrito its good! I like
At first i thought it was going to be a deaf walkthrough, like literally turn off sound, maybe hud and subtitles, but i guess that's also a nice challenge, good work!
Bro every time I hear the song i either go rabid or look like david in the car ride.
Jackie his number one opp 😭😭😭
My favorite part in cyberpunk is where you derail that train with the nomads and Johnny silver hand says his iconic line “all aboard the choom-choom train!” That was a really iconic and funny moment for his character
14:42 Militech is not in fact here, because it's Netwatch.
Very cute editing style and good humor :3 I can see this channel doing very well
flashbacks is unironically me every time i hear that song. i watched it three times and cried every time.
“Using buzzwords like please, and thank you” as you beat the shit out of fingers is fucking hilarious 😼😹
In the thumbnail, I read "choom" as "chrome" and thought it meant not installing chrome that enhanced your hearing.
06:13 is real asf
You can beat the game and understand most of the story with subtitles off and dialogue removed.
this video inspired me to make a mod that replaces all in-game chips (credit, data, etc.) with potato chips.
4:20 the first time i heard "i really want to stay at your house" in game after finishing edgerunners i legit had to take a break, it hit me way too hard
"The scariest thing ever: Angry Hispanic woman."
Lmfao
4:00 Relatable. My scariest thing is angry pink woman
Especially when she's angry at me, specifically.
Man your videos are hilarious, hella underrated
i like the idea that someone managed to finish cyberpunk without ever seeing choom
Just found your channel, and I LOVE the cyberpunk challenge runs! Preem vid, choom
Good to know I'm no Gonkl
You can skip johnny saying choom in life during wartime by just doing the tower ending which can bypass the whole takemura and panam questline
I havent checked if phantom liberty is choomless so might not be possible still but its something
Fun fact about 9:22, once the talk is over and you look back at the spot, you notice the chair never actually moved. Johnny moving it is just part of your hallucination
I fuond your channel a few days ago, love your video 🫶🏻❤️
Okay, your little avatar just... makes these videos xD I love them!
"experience the scariest thing ever, angry Hispanic woman"
I should call her...
14:45 just shooting on her back until she busts??????
Not a dex build Deshawn is diabolical. I love that. Great joke choombada
my microchip detonating when my friend calls me choomfie
I've watched his slow descent into the boomer disliking new slang xD
Yes, you can! -There's a built-in volume slider, alongside your PC's volume slider.- If neither of those work, you can plunge the nearest sharp object into your eardrums to deafen yourself, preventing you from hearing "choom". Hope this helps! 😊
19:21 Dont kill him. Or at least after he gives you access to Johnnys Car.
By far my favourite car in the game.
You don't need to spare him to get the car 😉
@@Ron_Jambo_ well yeah but if you kill him out right, he wont give you the key card.
@@holzwurm_hd7029 The key card is lootable from his body, have you even played the game man ?
@@Ron_Jambo_ i have played it a whole 7 times.
I dont recall the card being lootable, when killing him. I usually let him talk, he gives me the Card and then ill kill him.
Why would you think that i didnt play the game!? Just because i apparently get something wrong!?
Jesus man. Please collect yourself and calm down.
@@holzwurm_hd7029 Because you confidently say wrong things, you sound more like someone who watched one playthrough on youtube and think you can't get Johnny's car without sparing him, so weird.
I'm not debating, I'm explaining to you how the game works based on my experience. You are just talking out of your ass. You could have done a simple google search or play the mission again but no, you'd rather be confidently wrong, that is not a sign of intelligence.
The moment when I really want to stay at your house came on 😂😭😂
I played in Polish language version, I've never heard word "choom".
I half expected the video to be uploaded without sound.
3:39 John Marston moment really got me xD
cyberpunk 2077 but if someone says gonk or choom the timeline resets back 30 minutes
Thats the evilest thing i can imagine
9:21 the chair isn't real, it has no colission. Also I think it might dissapear? Also also try shooting it
Mayhaps, I'll try and see what happens in my next run!