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  • The Marvels is Brie Larsons latest MCU movie from Disney Marvel. Disney has had a string of movies that didn't perform up to expectations, can Captain Marvel, Monica Rambeau and Ms Marvel turn that around? Now even Variety has seen that Disney is under pressure, forcing new marketing based around Cat live Streams on Marvel entertainment. But can a The Marvels Cat Cafe bring people back to watch Brie Larsons return? Is The Marvels worth watching?
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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  11 місяців тому +301

    The Marvels gave an unexpected reason for a video that for once didn't come from a Brie Larson Interview. When I saw the MCU was getting marketed via Cat Cafe Live streams, how could I not make a video for that! The new Disney Marvel is a wonder to behold that knows it's audience only by what the staff want themselves, and they love cats! We had everything from cat dancing, laser shows, weird Funko Pop harrassment and cat ASMR. The 8 hour live stream came at the same time Variety decided it was ok to criticise Disney Marvel, but NEVER comment about the individuals to blame. How this industry will fix itself without actually individuals taking responsibility for their own creations, I don't know. But maybe eventually the media might catch up. What do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always thanks for watching :)

    • @321CatDaddy
      @321CatDaddy 11 місяців тому +15

      They ruined the Fury character when they had a cat scratch his eye out. A cat.

    • @65Jaysee
      @65Jaysee 11 місяців тому +10

      It'll be a total CATastrophe! 😅

    • @cpasa798
      @cpasa798 11 місяців тому

      Hey Disparu, how is nobody talking about Karey Burke?

    • @hashkangaroo
      @hashkangaroo 11 місяців тому +5

      The industry will _NEVER_ fix itself, because its financial incentive to do wokeness is far greater than the leverage its customers have with their ability to not buy their products.
      In short, the financial world has been taken over by wokies who enforce their ideology by making woke messaging a fundamental requirement for getting short-term loans, by means of the dreaded ESG score. Short-term loans are absolutely essential to the running of basically all business in the modern economy, so every company has to abide by the financial world's rules to survive or they'd die due to financial asphyxiation. Even if you replaced all the soyjacks at Disney with good child-bearing conservatives, they would have to play by exactly the same rules and would have to spout exactly the same NPC dialogue.
      If Marvel produces bad product, it will lose customers and start declining, with death being maybe a decade away.
      If Marvel tells the wokies to go to hell, it will lose loans and die in the space of a week due to lack of loan money.
      Marvel has only two theoretical chances to avoid death: wait until the soyjacks get kicked out of the financial world and woke ideology is dropped as a condition for getting loans, or embrace the soyjacks' program of soyifing the global culture through mass indoctrination and pray that the next generation of 100% soyified customers will like the woke product that's being produced.

    • @cbtink2
      @cbtink2 11 місяців тому +1

      Love that you brought in your laundry discussion with Lady G! Was a very long live stream, but worth finishing it for that hilarity 😂

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g 11 місяців тому +1310

    Man, at this point, the people who review _The Marvels_ are going to make more money than the actual film itself.

    • @yellowjackboots2624
      @yellowjackboots2624 11 місяців тому +24

      Agreed. It's getting boring now

    • @Hot_Dice
      @Hot_Dice 11 місяців тому +100

      Mate… WE WILL ALL make more money than the film. -$300Mil is alot less than $0.

    • @Michaelmeesht-ds3ei
      @Michaelmeesht-ds3ei 11 місяців тому +14

      It's brilliant entertainment tbh.

    • @pn4960
      @pn4960 11 місяців тому +3

      I need more

    • @Feanor1988bis
      @Feanor1988bis 11 місяців тому +21

      At this point those reviewing the movie will be the majority of ticket buyers.

  • @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell
    @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell 11 місяців тому +209

    That "Wrinkle in Time" quote always pisses me off. That was my favorite book as a kid. I read it many, many times. I wrote Madeleine L'Engel back when I was in school. You know that old school assignment, "write your favorite author" which we all had to do back then . . . I still have her reply in the original envelope. I'm very qualified to tell Brie what didn't work about that godawful re-imagining. It's worth noting that the movie wasn't excreted from the bowels of Disney until after L'Engle had died. Typical pillaging of an IP by a greedy estate.

    • @susansquibb5216
      @susansquibb5216 11 місяців тому +49

      Madeleine L'Engle also replied to a school assignment letter I sent. She must have been really devoted to her readers.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 11 місяців тому

      Ah, so it was the same thing done to Middle Earth and Wheel Of Time recently. The IP creator or protector dies and a few years later the woke entertainment corpos take a dump on it with their new version "for a modern audience". Cultural/historical destruction and replacement is obviously their main goal.

    • @FireTalon24
      @FireTalon24 11 місяців тому +16

      @@susansquibb5216 That's incredibly sweet

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 11 місяців тому

      Brie is a typical libwit.
      50 year olds who grew up reading the book, are EXACTLY the people she should listen to when they say it was screwed up.

    • @philipebbrell2793
      @philipebbrell2793 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@susansquibb5216My favourite fantasy author, Michael Moorcock wrote back to me as a teenager. Still a fan after all these years.

  • @MichaelCravith
    @MichaelCravith 11 місяців тому +265

    I'm still trying to process the fact that a film made by one of the biggest cinema juggernauts in living memory, which was at one point trying to claim it had Infinity War-level energy, is using cats as a promotion. I don't think even a parody would think of that.

    • @thedealmama3070
      @thedealmama3070 11 місяців тому +19

      it’s genius, they have crap for sale and they do want people to buy it but don’t want to actually pay for advertising because they’re running out of money. Cats are cheap.

    • @RG-iw7py
      @RG-iw7py 11 місяців тому +16

      @@thedealmama3070 Cats do not have workers unions:)

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 11 місяців тому +11

      @@RG-iw7py Given how the primary purpose of Unions is, much like charities, to enrich the people in charge of them (whilst simultaneously making the lives of those they supposedly help worse), the cats seem to be both better off and smarter than us.

    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 11 місяців тому +9

      I'm still trying to get over the fact that they used a shopping channel format for it.

    • @HickoryChip0
      @HickoryChip0 11 місяців тому +3

      Funko is drowning in debt they're basically making worthless products that won't sell

  • @kngt_ldr9853
    @kngt_ldr9853 11 місяців тому +180

    What I find really sad and stupid is that the MCU is in fact following the comics, not the classic beloved stories but the failed ones just because they have all the "current political messages" baked in, they looked at decades of comic books and went straight for the ones that fans hated and went "yup, our fans will love that!"
    They had a royal straight flush in their starting hand and mulligan into a couple of 2s, a six, a jack and a beer coaster...

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 11 місяців тому +9

      Maybe that was deliberate? Trying to keep the eejits’ hands off some of Marvel comics prime story arcs? Unfortunately, Secret Invasion wasn’t kept secret enough.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 11 місяців тому +6

      @@clogs4956 Nah, I think Marvel leadership changed their goals at some point. I think they eventually decided they wanted to tell stories based on certain principle ideas, then looked around to find stories that did that. Stories people didn't like perhaps, but still.

    • @marcusmcspadden9650
      @marcusmcspadden9650 11 місяців тому +4

      I vote that the next movie featuring Captain Marvel is a Rogue movie where Danvers ends up in a coma. Perfect chance to introduce some actual struggle into the character and an easy way for Marvel to soft reboot her personality or even recast her if they feel like they need another actor to help the character be more popular.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 11 місяців тому +2

      To Be fair the X-men were not available due to licensing issues. Thankfully that means they couldn't F up Storm, Jean Grey, Rogue, Shadowcat, Mirage, Karma, Wolvesbane, and so many others in the X-man franchise.

    • @mariopadilla1445
      @mariopadilla1445 11 місяців тому

      Marvel comics have often used politics in their stories. What the hell are you talking about? Also they need to optimize the stories to fit current affairs because that's who the general audience will identify with. Most people did not actually read the comics. When was the last time you read a captain marvel comic? That character herself was not a high selling comic so they can and should make all the needed changes. Secondly these videos are trashing the movie and its supposed financial loss before the movie is even out. How does that make any sense? You need at least 3 weeks of a movie being released to assess its financial success or loss. @kngt_ldr9853

  • @juicebowl
    @juicebowl 11 місяців тому +157

    Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.

    • @Timelord411
      @Timelord411 11 місяців тому +19

      Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he INVENTED it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 11 місяців тому +4

      Is that a personal attack?

    • @fennglordd6365
      @fennglordd6365 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Timelord411Invented? Nobody fought wars before he invented it, mate?

    • @fennglordd6365
      @fennglordd6365 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Timelord411"Knock, knock"
      "Who's there?"
      "Sun Tzu"
      "Sun Tzu who?"
      "Sun Tzu bitches that I murder!"

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Timelord411 Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! And then, he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the CRAP out of every single one!

  • @pargaras
    @pargaras 11 місяців тому +93

    That new South Park episode was a real "The Emperor has no clothes" moment because none of these mainstream media sites would ever have had the balls to criticise Disney and Marvel before that episode came out

    • @leigh3253
      @leigh3253 11 місяців тому +20

      I’m convinced that if they made ‘the Pander-verse ‘ 30 mins longer and released it in the theatres, it would have beaten the Marvels. 💯

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 11 місяців тому +32

      To think, by the time Southpark coined "put a chick in it, make her gay and make it lame"
      Marvel was already up to "Put THREE chicks in it, make all THREE gay and make it THREE times as lame!".

    • @dr.wolfstar1765
      @dr.wolfstar1765 11 місяців тому +7

      Hahaha yea NO ONE has Made fun of Disney before then........ well except:
      Family guy
      The simpsons
      Bobs burgers
      Aqua teen Hunger force
      The Daily show
      SNL
      Mad TV
      South Park (before that episode)
      The Animaniacs
      Dexter's lab
      But yea.... no one else

    • @burtreynolds8030
      @burtreynolds8030 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@dr.wolfstar1765no mainstream movie or tv show has criticized woke Disney, every outlet you mentioned hasn’t criticized Disney in years

  • @edgarplummer6750
    @edgarplummer6750 11 місяців тому +99

    The only thing sadder than the live cat stream from Marvel was the people that tuned in and watched it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lucymiau5700
      @lucymiau5700 11 місяців тому +26

      The Cats Livestream still was the best that Marvel put out since Endgame.

    • @edgarplummer6750
      @edgarplummer6750 11 місяців тому +8

      @@lucymiau5700 Your not wrong LOL

    • @Pullmanfan7
      @Pullmanfan7 11 місяців тому +6

      @@edgarplummer6750 That's being totally unfair guys.
      What about that Doctor Strange 2 trailer that made the movie look super cool and mysterious and scary before we found out that the mystery of the dreams would be solved in ten minutes and ultimately the the whole movie would ultimately be about the power of adolescent female self-esteem? That 90 second trailer was AWESOME and I won't hear a word against it. :)

    • @fullstackweebdev
      @fullstackweebdev 11 місяців тому +4

      I genuinely thought that was a joke

    • @edgarplummer6750
      @edgarplummer6750 11 місяців тому +1

      @@fullstackweebdev It was, it was a joke played on every Marvel Fan.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 11 місяців тому +175

    The sad thing is that working at Disney would be a dream job for many people and they would be really good at it. They just aren’t focused on storytelling and character building. They are focused on everything but that.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 11 місяців тому +4

      I’d say Max Miller made the best break from his Disney job at the right time!

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 11 місяців тому +8

      They sure as hell aren't focused on making money.

  • @BaoNguyen-bh2rk
    @BaoNguyen-bh2rk 11 місяців тому +72

    As much as an activist the director is, I don't blame her for leaving while the movie was in post-prod. It was probably too big a hit on her self-esteem to stay when they made it clear she had no role.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 11 місяців тому +4

      yup

    • @ryckarduhryckarduh180
      @ryckarduhryckarduh180 11 місяців тому +9

      Imagine having to go on tour to promote something you despise amd defend it as your own knowning your name will live in infamy because of it. No thanks

  • @paulmac9634
    @paulmac9634 11 місяців тому +288

    Hey Disparu, one of your best videos and I couldn’t agree more. Any business or organization that makes decisions based on skin color and gender will ultimately fail…

    • @michaels1109
      @michaels1109 11 місяців тому +2

      yep always! but it's not just that they only have left wing activists working for them! that needs to be fixed and a mix of everyone needs to get hired again! oh and maybe hire a white person if they are good at there job and stop being racist! that would help too :)

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 11 місяців тому

      Disparu doesn't read the comments

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 11 місяців тому +5

      @@eddiebendigo7317 How do you know?Maybe you are just mad because it hurts you feelings.

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 11 місяців тому

      @@MAGAMAN no I've just watched like sixty Disparu videos back to back on release and am subscribed. Sorry him not reading your comments hurts your feelings little boy.

    • @Calibrex_Gaming
      @Calibrex_Gaming 11 місяців тому

      They are no where close to failing as a company. They keep buying others up and have more revenue now because you keep commenting

  • @benrussell-gough1201
    @benrussell-gough1201 11 місяців тому +26

    The terrifying thing is that the cat livestream was seriously pitched by someone at Marvel Studios marketing, that this was taken seroiusly and greenlit by Feige and his management team. Hell, the empty-head who pitched it probably got a *bonus and a promotion* ! These people have no clue what they're doing and are throwing sphagetti at the wall at this point.

  • @mack7170
    @mack7170 11 місяців тому +38

    How upside down is it that the sinking of this thing is infinitely more entertaining than the thing itself? I love it

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin 11 місяців тому +55

    It's actually insane how desperate Disney are to inject their toxic ideology into everything they touch.

    • @artstation707
      @artstation707 11 місяців тому +1

      Perhaps for them, they've been held back for far too long. They really want to go much further.

    • @YouGetSoAlone
      @YouGetSoAlone 11 місяців тому +4

      I guess I’m still just an evil capitalist. I’m still surprised by a huge company that is willing to flush profits so they can lecture the audience.

    • @artstation707
      @artstation707 11 місяців тому +2

      @@YouGetSoAlone Maybe you still don't understand what's behind it all.

    • @cupcake8867
      @cupcake8867 11 місяців тому +1

      @@YouGetSoAloneThey are true believers. Their seething hatred of w h I t e people wins in the end.

    • @velocityraptor7188
      @velocityraptor7188 11 місяців тому

      And also the cancer culture. Kang and the multiverse and Loki and Dr. Strange are the only reason I still watch. And Deadpool.

  • @reza310
    @reza310 11 місяців тому +58

    I can watch this man rant about the movies all day long . He is more entertaining than netflix and he is funny and right .

  • @npenick66
    @npenick66 11 місяців тому +30

    Give them a break, they finally realized that people would rather watch a cat livestream than watch the Marvels. I'd rather have a root canal than watch anything with Brie Larson in it.

  • @nickd6303
    @nickd6303 11 місяців тому +32

    The eight hour cat-athon was at least better than the majority of phase 4 and 4.5.

  • @MelbourneArchviz
    @MelbourneArchviz 11 місяців тому +52

    As a 3d artist I am appalled they blame artists, but this is also in architecture bad designs are blamed on visualizers this is why we redesign many projects and sometimes Architects win awards for something we made and we do not get a mention.

    • @atlanteum
      @atlanteum 11 місяців тому

      What he said -

    • @absolutechaos13
      @absolutechaos13 11 місяців тому +2

      As someone who has to redesign what the architects draw to something buildable, I'm sorry you have to work with architects.

    • @ReinoldFZ
      @ReinoldFZ 11 місяців тому

      I am a Peruvian architect but strongly doubt about your statement: only blueprints, 2D technical drawings, are used to build, those are the legal documents, the 3D views are not subject to litigation because they are only there to show a reference to the customers so an architect blaming the visualizer is just legally impossible. And even if visualizations were used as building documents (which they are not, builders require specifications with measurements, not 3D views except as reference or companion for some complicated shape) the architect is still the responsible of the design.
      Is true that many architects fall into the trap of not designing with a vision in mind but letting the software rule the design with what the software is programmed to do, instead of using it to represent faster a design from their minds; it shows in the obvious additions and subtractions of volumes, if you think that is "good design" it means you really don't know that one thing is 3D visualization, and other the reality of what is built. Architecture is about creating spaces for human beings in which they can develop determined functions, only if the architectural space fulfills its function or intended use in a humane and comfortable way then you can call it good design. I understand, stretching the imagination because I doubt you have experience building, that if you change the visual aspect and maybe correct proportions (which is not that different from a traditional office in the past in which an architect running an office gave to a junior architect a hand drawn esquisse that has to be correctly drawn) you can have credits as contributor; but to think that by doing that is automatically "good design" only because it is in 3D is not how architecture works, I don't care if they get awards, as awards are mostly given between friends anyway. I don't use 3D because honestly it just distracts from the design, it seldom looks how it will be seen the real building to the eyes, I use it more like an aid to the design rather than thinking in it as the design.

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 11 місяців тому

      It's easy to blame people since there is a huge stigma on ALL work done via computers. Particularly Visual effects. It's actually Disney's fault because they are not allowing them TIME to make it look good. And all the time they are given its all tantamount to slave labor. They think it's all the computers doing the work forgetting the human input.

  • @jermeycoldworld1898
    @jermeycoldworld1898 11 місяців тому +44

    Marvel actually did a cat stream to promote a movie 😂😂😂

    • @Uzarran
      @Uzarran 11 місяців тому +15

      The caressing of the Nick Fury funko was... a choice.

    • @jonathanj8303
      @jonathanj8303 11 місяців тому +5

      From the clips I've seen, looks like the cats put in a good solid performance. I was totally invested in them as cats. Believable, aloof, totally disinterested in whatever random crap the token human was doing. And I bet they only got paid kibbles too.

  • @damiankanarek7252
    @damiankanarek7252 11 місяців тому +85

    I am keeping an eye on the pre-sold tickets in my local cinema for Marvels for Fri and Sat of the opening weekend, and most of the show times (this includes 2D, 3D, IMAX, IMAX 3D, etc) have single digit number of seats sold.. There are a couple which have about 20 tickets sold... This is not looking good for them :)

    • @jesusknight1
      @jesusknight1 11 місяців тому +5

      The Godzilla movies are going to blow them out of the water with no problem.

    • @nokomplyuk
      @nokomplyuk 11 місяців тому +16

      My wife - "we need to book Marvels Tickets, you know how quickly they sell out" - Me - Checks prime seating next saturday - almost empty. So... dilemma is do i say "no... we're good" or "Damn, sorry it's already sold out. Guess we'll have to give this one a miss."

    • @doughbafett
      @doughbafett 11 місяців тому +7

      I just checked the Dolby Cinema screening at 7:10PM next Saturday at the local AMC theater. Not a single ticket presold.

    • @jesusknight1
      @jesusknight1 11 місяців тому

      🤣@@nokomplyuk

    • @jeffersonadams8711
      @jeffersonadams8711 11 місяців тому +7

      I didn't even know this was a thing you could do, but it is!
      I tried it for my local theater. Friday's 8:30pm showing is currently booked solid at my nearest theater: 11 seats pre-sold out of 150 total. HAHAHAHA!
      I'm not bored enough to look up Saturday's numbers, though.

  • @potato051489
    @potato051489 11 місяців тому +15

    It's not just Hollywood that's failing. Went to a Top-25 school, at the time. We, students, would pack out 3-full movie theaters, for our end-of-semester movies, at a large movie theater chain. We had a whole wing of the theater, just because of the amount of people. At the end, the bar next door would be packed for hours: multiple bartenders slinging drinks, nuts-2-butts, everyone shoulder to shoulder, they would stop selling drinks and allow us to stay because there were just so many people. We were respectful, but it was like a Black Friday for that bar, they got slammed every year while I was there, shit tons of money.
    Then the school turned woke, teachers were being let go, and other teachers started commenting on students during class. Next, I left, I simply had enough and blocked every single one of them on social media.
    3 years later, the school sent an email out that the Dean was leaving. I saw his first day, so I wanted to pay my respects and go to the end-of-semester movies.
    They didn't even fill 1 theater, half the seats were empty, the hallways were empty, the same teachers still there looked like grizzled war veterans, barely any clapping or celebration, and the Dean had like 10-15 people send in videos that were shown-most were from the same teachers still working there. I won't comment on the quality of the movies because they're still students, but I'm sure you can guess the content of the movies. The same bar barely had 60 people, with empty tables scattered throughout. It was a sad, dilapidated event all around. Plus, the school isn't even in the Top 25 anymore. Guess what? No one took/takes responsibility.

  • @jeffzeiler346
    @jeffzeiler346 11 місяців тому +13

    I'm 55. I remember the 80's, 90's, the first decade of 2k. For 30 years, film studios generally TRIED to make GOOD movies. Sure, there were some lame movies, some preachy movies, political movies... But until the last decade or so, Ive NEVER seen this dedicated, stubborn, absolute COMMITMENT to such a constant, unending stream of GARBAGE. How are the studio execs still employed? I can't believe that suddenly, absolutely no one can write a decent script: I CAN believe that no one will hire those who can.

    • @trumpsextratesticle8590
      @trumpsextratesticle8590 11 місяців тому

      This isnt for adults. This is Social engineering geared towards kids growing up. They will know Nothing but what they have seen, unlike you who remembers a different time before. to them, the hunting of Christians, Conservatives, Jews and constant "preaching the message" will be normal.
      This will change the entire culture of the West - this is what cultural suicide looks like.

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 11 місяців тому +21

    Don't blame the graphics, look how old Xena and Young Hercules even Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the story is so good it still worth watching now.

  • @BIGPOPPJAY
    @BIGPOPPJAY 11 місяців тому +30

    The problem isn't there is too much superhero content, the problem there is too much WOKE superhero content.

    • @aahzmandiaz2767
      @aahzmandiaz2767 11 місяців тому +3

      You mean woke villain. They do not do heroes any longer. Because they prefer self inserts.

    • @aahzmandiaz2767
      @aahzmandiaz2767 11 місяців тому +2

      You mean woke villain. They do not do heroes any longer. Because they prefer self inserts. They do not teach virtues where the authors come from.

  • @christines8529
    @christines8529 11 місяців тому +42

    It seems to me that once they start re-writing storyline, it becomes a circle jerk thereafter.

  • @RADARTechie
    @RADARTechie 11 місяців тому +85

    They absolutely get to determine who their audience is. They can make their product so bad that NOBODY is their audience.

    • @artstation707
      @artstation707 11 місяців тому +4

      They're hoping to create a new audience. These movies are meant to impact very young minds. The fruits of this degeneration are meant to manifest later down the line. It's a balancing act between keeping things viable, and going all out. This stuff is really only a token of what they'd like to dump on society.

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 11 місяців тому

      And as long as the "Big Three"(Black Rock,Vanguard and State Street)keep feeding them those "interest free" loans they'll continue to churn out crap,because it's not about the money:it's about "THE MESSAGE."

    • @mariopadilla1445
      @mariopadilla1445 11 місяців тому

      How can you asses a movie before its even out? Did you watch it yet? If not then your talking out your ass.

    • @mariopadilla1445
      @mariopadilla1445 11 місяців тому

      Exactly! Different movies are going To have different target audiences. The Avengers if very general, Guardians are for the nostalgia and sci fi fans ect and so on. Plus all these people are talking about how bad a movie is before they have even watched it. The movie isn't even out yet on a nation wide level and all these people are trashing it when they didn't actually see the damn movie. Plus even if the movie is bad, not every movie is going to be a no. 1 hit. That doesn't make any sense and wouldn't really be possible. People are using their own biases to prejudge a movie that they haven't actually watched.@@artstation707

  • @Feanor1988bis
    @Feanor1988bis 11 місяців тому +43

    I'll dare to doubt they managed to increase the coherence of the plot whatsoever, but aside from that, the director missing can only make things better. With the "talent" marvel hires these days, the less people work on a project, the higher the chances the failure won't be catastrophic.

  • @iowaclassic
    @iowaclassic 11 місяців тому +29

    As someone who appreciates cats in all their forms, I am highly offended that cats are now forever aligned in the public's mind with failed movies. Obviously the cats in the film were on strike. Perhaps they had seen the movie's trailers and felt a sit in was their only legal recourse against being coerced into being dupes of the Marvel film industry. I hope they have union protection of some sort.

    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 11 місяців тому +6

      To be fair that terrible version of Cats: The Musical probably got more exposure than this sad display ever did.
      You're not wrong that felines have been taking a beating in the industry though.

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 11 місяців тому +1

      Cats = great
      Whatever this is = net negative

  • @mobbs6426
    @mobbs6426 11 місяців тому +21

    If they had any sense, Blade would be a love letter to the Wesley Snipes movies for making superhero movies cool.
    Spider-Man, X-Men, Blade and Batman. These are the franchises that opened the doors for Iron Man, and any cinemaphile is well aware of it, but for some reason the Blade trilogy is ignored by the industry

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 11 місяців тому +3

      I don't think that they realize that Blade came from comics.

    • @cyberdelicxp9125
      @cyberdelicxp9125 11 місяців тому

      ​@nyetzdyec3391 facts..they ignore 3 Blade movies, and pretent B.Panther is the 1st and only Marvel Black guy, 3 XMen movies, and pretend that it wasn't gamers, and comic readers keeping that stuff alive for decades is why I don't bother with thier movies...honestly Disney makes content, not art.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 11 місяців тому

      @@cyberdelicxp9125 Disney hates guys.

    • @thebluetiger26
      @thebluetiger26 8 місяців тому

      The agenda is feminist, as cool as blade is and could be, he's male

  • @syndrome5372
    @syndrome5372 11 місяців тому +10

    Thats brie larson in the cat stream, they just couldnt show her face. The whole 8 hours. You'll never convince me otherwise. She didnt even know there was a camera streaming. Thats just what she does on a normal day.

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 11 місяців тому +79

    “The director decides to piss off” made me laugh hard cuz I’ve heard it so times from other UA-camrs but it was better said by you.
    Thanks for the updates and content on the ridiculous state in Hollywood, Disparu 😆

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 11 місяців тому

      Disparu doesn't read the comments

    • @jeniferclemente1252
      @jeniferclemente1252 11 місяців тому +3

      @@eddiebendigo7317 I don’t really care if he reads them or not.
      I’m still gonna show appreciation for the videos he makes about Hollywoke’s downfall and the episodes of the stupid shows that come out nowadays.

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 11 місяців тому +2

      @@jeniferclemente1252 based economy

    • @jeniferclemente1252
      @jeniferclemente1252 11 місяців тому +1

      @@eddiebendigo7317 I can hear that clip XD

  • @shykorustotora
    @shykorustotora 11 місяців тому +6

    When you said "They're not making what the customer wants, they're making what they want", it brought back memories of what my teacher said at film school. "If you want to make a movie that appeals to you, daydream. If you want to make a movie that appeals to everyone, now you're in business"

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue 11 місяців тому +24

    If they require that much input from Kevin, then they aren't making a movie. They are making a product, a framework for him to fill in with the reshoots (which they all inevitably do) and still screw it up.
    If they hired real people, with a brain, Kevin would stick his head in and go "Let me screw this up"
    It's sort of a toss up.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 11 місяців тому

      That's why I think the director was allowed to leave before it was done. They ultimately don't need/aren't using her.

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 11 місяців тому +7

    "The new *Blade* will be made for a budget of only $100 million?! Oh no!"
    The 1998 Wesley Snipes movie had a budget of $45 million. "But that was 1998-" Yeah, with inflation, that still only comes to $85 million in 2023.
    The bigger problem may be that Marvel has all but divested itself of people who can do practical FX in pursuit of a luxuriant and costly CG process that allows dragging their heels on revising scripts and stories. Which still reek.

  • @darrengaroutte7744
    @darrengaroutte7744 11 місяців тому +83

    Everyone fears Hollywood will use AI to start writing scripts, but I'd argue the real thing to fear with AI is that Hollywood might start using it to search for people writing new and interesting stories.

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 11 місяців тому +13

      They are afraid because they know AI can easily write better than they do

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 11 місяців тому

      I’m pretty sure that Hollywood has been using AI to write scripts for the last decade.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 11 місяців тому +2

      The only reason they'd want to find people writing new and interesting stories would be to then send henchmen to destroy them and the scripts to prevent any competition from rising.

    • @darrengaroutte7744
      @darrengaroutte7744 11 місяців тому

      You're probably right, but I came across an interesting article regarding KDP starting a beta program to use synthetic audio narration and in it, they said only 4% of books published through KDP have an audiobook. Audiobooks are a form of content I regularly consume and yet just through Amazon alone, there are a plethora of stories I will never come across because it isn't in my preferred format. The same could be said for light novels in Japan and Korea that might not get picked up to be made into manga or anime. There's a sea of content, and not all of it good mind you, that we won't experience because it isn't in the right format and it hasn't gotten a push into the mainstream. Finding those diamonds lost in the information oceans of the internet is what I hope AI will one day bring us.

    • @fictiontheorizer4253
      @fictiontheorizer4253 11 місяців тому

      @@Blodhelm Exactly. On a less comedic note, if you give governments AI that is exactly how they will be used. Mass surveillance aimed at targeting their opposition. Count on it.

  • @sunnysied713
    @sunnysied713 11 місяців тому +9

    I checked my local AMC theaters and looked at the seating availability for Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun for various prime times and formats... And it's an absolute ghost town! Many screenings have just 5-7 people and there are several that are completely EMPTY. This is going to be a disastrous opening. I'm ready for the feature presentation. 😄🍿

    • @srichael2713
      @srichael2713 11 місяців тому +1

      So ghosts are watching it?

  • @papaaquchala8460
    @papaaquchala8460 11 місяців тому +10

    I'm at the point that I only remember The Marvels exists when Disparu makes a new video on it

  • @thomb6829
    @thomb6829 11 місяців тому +10

    Releasing an Echo trailer just goes to show that Marvel/Disney has learned absolutely nothing. Whatever happened with the original cast that lead up to Avengers was by pure accident, they have no idea what made their movies popular, or who their fanbase even is.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 11 місяців тому +1

      Crazy, isn’t it? Just wait until Agatha comes out? 😂

  • @lordlongstroke5989
    @lordlongstroke5989 11 місяців тому +194

    They know exactly what they're doing. Destroying culture is their point. You should give them credit rather than call them stupid.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 11 місяців тому

      Yup, the work of small hats after world domination. Their greatest enemy being white people, they have been destroying culture from the shadows for decades, neigh centuries

    • @MirandaSinistra
      @MirandaSinistra 11 місяців тому

      They're not trying to destroy culture, they're trying to control and change it.
      The destruction is an unwanted side effects.
      Culture is how they want to shape and control society.

    • @gridley
      @gridley 11 місяців тому +43

      A woman born in China was interviewed this week & she said what she witnessed during its ruthless Cultural Revolution is occurring in the US/West.

    • @jimsteinmanfan80
      @jimsteinmanfan80 11 місяців тому

      Not quite. They want to destroy patriarchal culture. Most things since they went Reimagine tomorrow they want to be seen by billions for hundreds of years and it is mostly there they fall short. They take away movies from streaming platforms but many, like me, have lots of movies at home so we won't even need to resort to memorize stories as in Fahrenheit 451.

    • @MichaelNVADE
      @MichaelNVADE 11 місяців тому

      Cultural vandalism at it's best.

  • @DarthTagnan69
    @DarthTagnan69 11 місяців тому +6

    She-Hulk was a missed opportunity. If the writers had made it a Legal Drama, it would have done MUCH better... well, if they had writers that could handle that. Why they hired writers that knew nothing about the court room is beyond me.

  • @curtiswarner2734
    @curtiswarner2734 11 місяців тому +11

    Guess when Brie said the movie wasn't made for you; everyone knew it was really for the lonely cat ladies. Cat cafe confirms that they are marketing to their intended audience.

  • @gregorywillett8584
    @gregorywillett8584 11 місяців тому +8

    We are in a strange time where critics show more artistic merit than Hollywood... well maybe not that strange.

  • @pedanticperson1149
    @pedanticperson1149 11 місяців тому +5

    Re: Book Office figures being repeatedly revised down - Haven't we seen that before? They'll revise it down low enough so that when they get over that they can celebrate it as a successful opening.

  • @vanceshepherd1618
    @vanceshepherd1618 11 місяців тому +7

    "A servant to the audience." Yes! Bravo!

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 11 місяців тому +80

    TBH I love how mask-off this catlady stream was; they're not ever trying to pretend anymore, this is the audience they have courted for years with all this wokeshit, and now they have it.
    Oh sure, back when this stuff started the implication was always that by appealing to diversity, you'd keep your core audience and add to that all of these "marginalised communities". Well, we've run the experiment dozens of times for nearly two decades, and the results are unanimous: Intersectionality, DEI, representation and inclusion, all it does is drive everyone away but the childless catladies. It has never worked and it will never work, because the only people who get excited for this sort of marketing are a tiny detested fringe.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 11 місяців тому +3

      Exactly! Reject The Soulless Marvels
      Embrace My series, The Pensuke Files

  • @ayoitzsergio
    @ayoitzsergio 11 місяців тому +5

    Part of the reason Henry Cavill is so beloved is that he’s passionate about the source material. He knows the connection that fans have with it, it moves him, and he does the role justice because thats what the story deserves. And on the flip side… It’s almost like the dummies at Disney take an Ip and instantly say “ok, how can we ram out politics up this things ass? And remember guys, the goal here is to alient the hell out of the exsisting fan base and when they’re all gone, we’ll get a round of applause for appeasing an audience that will never actuslly become fans of our product.”
    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @guidedmeditation2396
    @guidedmeditation2396 11 місяців тому +37

    When a company puts out insulting garbage to its customers and abuses them, it can reflect badly on future products even if they are a better quality. For one they may not trust that they are better and even if they know they are, people will avoid them because they don't want to give those people a dime of their money. These race and sex swapping and all the child grooming is serious business because they are trying to indoctrinate your children while pretending to be entertainment.

    • @mariopadilla1445
      @mariopadilla1445 11 місяців тому

      News flash, these movies still sell incredibly well. You are also forgetting, most people didn't read the comics and the general audience whom these movies are actually made for are being exposed to these characters for the first time. They dont need to worry about the die hards, because ultimately they are not the majority. So your rant is redundant. Dude even Ironman was not a highly sold comic, hell most of the characters were not selling in the stores until the MCU. Thats literally what saved the company because people stopped reading comics in the first place. Yes they swapped a few races, who cares? Most people didn't even know that because they never read the books.
      Your indoctrination rant is stupid. They are literally adapting to the times, plain and simple. If you don't like that, that's fine. Don't watch it. No ones forcing you to see these movies.

  • @Joeyb33f
    @Joeyb33f 11 місяців тому +6

    In ANY other company, the decision maker responsible for losing hundreds of millions of dollars is fired immediately

  • @bensonofthunder9229
    @bensonofthunder9229 11 місяців тому +11

    At least the cats aren't whiny and demanding. We'll leave that to the cat ladies running the show and doing the acting.😊

  • @10jayshah
    @10jayshah 11 місяців тому +7

    When did they forget people want to go to the movies to be entertained and escape life for a bit. It’s that simple. I dont want to be educated, represented or anything else.. I want to go laugh at actually funny jokes, I want to be able to suspend disbelief and want to leave the theatre thinking about what happened in the movie not feeling like I’ve attended a college sociology class

    • @trumpsextratesticle8590
      @trumpsextratesticle8590 11 місяців тому

      When Trump got elected, the "mask" came off of the deep-state and they went into full Social Engineering. This isnt proaganda for adults, this is propaganda(brainwashing) geared towards Children.
      That is why this has gone on for so long. Children will know nothing of the world before this, all they will know is "white men bad" "Conservatives bad" Capitalism bad", and that way of thinking will be normalized.
      Social Engineering and Cultural Suicide- America has become a failed state.

  • @Rickt2445
    @Rickt2445 11 місяців тому +22

    As with Nerderotic and others these monologue type videos you make are my favorite.

  • @busybillyb33
    @busybillyb33 11 місяців тому +6

    4:20 Any real men on the production team would say "I refuse to take credit for this woman's work and cut me out of the credits".

  • @tw1st3ds0ul9
    @tw1st3ds0ul9 11 місяців тому +68

    I gave up on modern "entertainment" a few years ago. Not only have I missed nothing, including Endgame, I have become much more productive in my daily life. Now I just watch channels like yours to keep up with the cat ladies and idiots writing movies and shows.

    • @RG-iw7py
      @RG-iw7py 11 місяців тому +2

      Same here:) From Disparu I learn what I didn't miss. And he is hilarious!! Saved me tons of time. I love his voice, delivery, content.

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm showing my daughter Evil Dead 2 tonight. Gotta experience the classics.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 11 місяців тому +2

      I started watching movies from the 50s to 1990s.. Sometimes you have to step back to move forward

    • @DreadTheMaximus
      @DreadTheMaximus 11 місяців тому +3

      Lets agree we all have the ideal of like "Ok the movies now are crap Imma go and watch the old movies" we watch em and ponder then agree that the writers of this years are shit and the old days are gold

    • @ashraile
      @ashraile 11 місяців тому

      you can watch Marvel until Endgame + No Way Home and that's it.

  • @kennethlarocque2605
    @kennethlarocque2605 11 місяців тому +9

    What I find funny is that she agreed to a curtain amount for the movie, so she is getting paid for all the time she's wearing the dress.

  • @erikr9672
    @erikr9672 11 місяців тому +8

    Very good point there at the end about the danger of promoting unqualified people in positions of leadership. you get more of what got them there.

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 11 місяців тому +11

    I wheeze laughed at the Nick Fury joke. Thanks Disparu!

  • @kentslocum
    @kentslocum 11 місяців тому +5

    Even if audiences are often willing to overlook subpar visuals for a solid story, the fact that the VFX are bad isn't the fault of the VFX artists; the director and producer are to blame, since the buck stops with them.

  • @daveofyorkshire301
    @daveofyorkshire301 11 місяців тому +3

    They totally ignored the audience screaming for them to STOP, for them to return to recognisable superheroes, for them to actually make something people wanted to watch.
    But NO! They chose to accuse, label and dismiss those that were still invested, until NO-ONE was...

  • @echostar2007
    @echostar2007 11 місяців тому +4

    At the rate Disney is going. Mickey Mouse will become just another public domain cartoon before they know it.

  • @Owlr4ider
    @Owlr4ider 11 місяців тому +4

    The Marvels is out in cinemas, meanwhile I'm sitting at home watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the upteenth time. It's still so much better than anything currently available in the cinemas that it's not even close... Hollywood, you keep producing movies, I'll keep watching your old movies back when they were actually good.

  • @JohnkyTonkbadonkadonk
    @JohnkyTonkbadonkadonk 11 місяців тому +4

    People refusing to see the movie.
    Brie: "Is this like.. A personal attack or something?"

  • @Tiptronics
    @Tiptronics 11 місяців тому +2

    You make a very good point about these cork sniffing weirdos. Art is 100% value based. As a musician i love to perform my own songs - BUT, i have criteria around which fit the energy of the set and intersperse them with highly recognisable songs that i cover in my own arrangements.
    It’s not because. I LOVE playing billie jean for the 1000th time.
    It’s because when i perform it for the audience people go quiet at certain parts, or sing along in the chorus.
    It’s entertainment and audience connection first. I work hard to make sure people are SUPER engaged with my performance.
    Which sometimes results in free drinks when they come up after 🙃
    If i only played the songs i liked, with the things that mean something to me… i’s become the background music.

  • @thomasdudley7982
    @thomasdudley7982 11 місяців тому +3

    This will be a gold mine for Nerdrotic, Az, Ryan, Shad, Critical Drinker, You, and all the Fellowship pod casters. Disney, the gift that keeps on giving. Great video Disparu as always.

  • @leigh3253
    @leigh3253 11 місяців тому +10

    Obviously I’ve not seen the movie, nor will I. But when I first saw the trailer I was surprised not to see a man as the main antagonist (Although I have no doubt the men in it will all be pathetic dweebs). Then I had a thought. I bet by the end of the movie, the Darr-Benn character will end up helping the Marvels against a male foe, or will survive having been turned to the good side! 🙄🤣

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 11 місяців тому +11

    The cat live stream was something cartoon network would do

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 11 місяців тому +4

      Nah I imagine seeing something like that on Adult Swim. 😂

    • @keithmichael112
      @keithmichael112 11 місяців тому +3

      @@zombifiedpariah7392 I think that's what I meant lol. It's quirky

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 11 місяців тому +4

      @@keithmichael112 But who watches that for hours on end? Adult Swim would only show it for like a few seconds because it would get old pretty quickly. I mean, it's literally just cats.

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 11 місяців тому

      @@zombifiedpariah7392And Adult Swim would make it funny.

  • @mikem3543
    @mikem3543 11 місяців тому +4

    So damn weird when celebrities and entertainers publicly dis the largest consumer demographic. How anyone gets hired after doing that is a mystery to me.

    • @trumpsextratesticle8590
      @trumpsextratesticle8590 11 місяців тому

      that, and the fact of what she said was Racist and Misandry.

    • @Bazravish69
      @Bazravish69 11 місяців тому

      Because that same demographic still buys the tickets and the games and the what not, then complains on UA-cam and thinks they’re changing something.
      Money talks. Until enough nerds stop responding to abuse with dollar loyalty, the industries have no reason to change a thing.

  • @damiankanarek7252
    @damiankanarek7252 11 місяців тому +5

    Looking at the pattern of pre-sold tickets for the whole opening weekend (at least around here) what I see is that there IS a fairly small audience for this movie, that audience will see the movie on the opening DAY, and then the attendance will just fall off the cliff... That's my prediction :)
    It is hilarious to see a seating map of a large IMAX auditorium with ONE sold seat, right in the middle :)

    • @sunnysied713
      @sunnysied713 11 місяців тому

      I checked my local AMC theater for Thurs-Sun for various prime times and formats and noticed the same thing. Many screenings have only 1-7 people and there are several that are completely EMPTY. This opening is going to be downright ugly.

  • @TheREALSimagination
    @TheREALSimagination 11 місяців тому +2

    If reshooting is so stressfull and undesired, why not come together as actors and demand they do it right the first time?

  • @constantlyenthused336
    @constantlyenthused336 11 місяців тому +2

    I thought it had all hit rock bottom. Then the live stream cat cafe actually crashed through rock bottom and kept going directly into the centre of the seventh circle of hell

  • @victrola2007
    @victrola2007 11 місяців тому +2

    On the plus side for the studios, they don't need to worry about bootlegged films.
    That promo 8 hour livestream is an extended bad SNL skit and that says a lot.

  • @Ravinofsin
    @Ravinofsin 11 місяців тому +10

    Its not always the script that is the problem its the amusing part that "Reimagined" has made its way into logical good movies as we know its rare to find something after 2015 thats good because of the management chaning the scripts. Its more about conditioning your customers to just say this is how it is this crap is just what we have.

  • @SuperVideowatcher01
    @SuperVideowatcher01 11 місяців тому +13

    I can bet you that if someone were to make a student film version of “The Marvels” and use rag dolls for action scenes, it be not only much better written but all around better then what Disney/Marvel have put out in years

  • @JohnGalt916
    @JohnGalt916 11 місяців тому +6

    Look, they're not calling us racist or sexist. Take the win😂

    • @mmyers6441
      @mmyers6441 11 місяців тому +3

      ..yet

    • @thepalerider9635
      @thepalerider9635 11 місяців тому +3

      Give it time just wait until it after flops and they wont admit they were wrong

  • @WOLFxLORD
    @WOLFxLORD 11 місяців тому +4

    Anyone worried about "standing on the right side of history." Knows they're doing evil.

  • @Thagrynor
    @Thagrynor 11 місяців тому +3

    "This building that was built entirely with rotten wood is only falling down because they had to rush to choose the paint color!" Variety is stupid on a level that is truly staggering.

  • @livefree6455
    @livefree6455 11 місяців тому +4

    More cat livestreams, please. Amazing watching the cats sleep and prance around. And bonus! much more entertaining than anything disney has produced in the past several years.

  • @sincerelynotme3522
    @sincerelynotme3522 11 місяців тому +14

    The worst thing has happened to. the MCU: apathy. People are so tired of the same song and dance with Disney and now people just don't care and while it's possible to win some people back, the majority are just gone now and they only have themselves to blame.

  • @FF-tp7qs
    @FF-tp7qs 11 місяців тому +1

    I looked up the article, and it looks like there's newer articles saying that Nia DaCosta didn't leave during post production, and that she was "very much involved" in post production.
    Looks like damage control

  • @andredaedone7732
    @andredaedone7732 11 місяців тому +5

    They could have asked some modern women to attend the cat party because most of them will need cats to keep them company as they age. Call it Modern Woman Cat Party because the Passport Bros left the building.

  • @lukaswithakay
    @lukaswithakay 11 місяців тому +2

    Those poor kitties didn’t ask to be part of this.

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 11 місяців тому +5

    The upcoming ECHO series has me looking forward to watching Disparu and his review of it (along with other UA-cam reviews).

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 11 місяців тому +1

      Since the series drops on one day, I wonder if he’ll do a marathon video going through every show in the series in one video!

  • @dshadows2966
    @dshadows2966 11 місяців тому +2

    The overly inflated egos have to deflate eventually... or at least you'd think they would even as they are currrently burying themselves alive and asking for help with said burying.

  • @kevinmccabe7263
    @kevinmccabe7263 11 місяців тому +3

    Oh god, picking on this movie has finally started to feel like punching down. Ever since South Park made the Panderverse it feels like we've turned a corner and Disney genuinely is acting like they're in crisis.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 11 місяців тому +1

      There are sometimes it's okay to punch down.
      Disney is one of those times.

  • @mgatelabs
    @mgatelabs 11 місяців тому +1

    I just wonder, do they ever actually convert the script into one of those shot by shoot story boards with crude audio. Great way to find flaws.

  • @joshmartling
    @joshmartling 11 місяців тому +3

    “Smell that?”
    “Is that… cat piss?”
    “No, it’s fear. But also cat piss.”
    *Deep inhale*

  • @deanpalmer3584
    @deanpalmer3584 11 місяців тому +1

    Spitting truth. Hope Hollywood is watching and listening.

  • @thetruth45678
    @thetruth45678 11 місяців тому +6

    "The Big Mac is a treasure, and you are a sad and terrible person if you dislike shoving one down your gullet. Eat the burger, you bigot!"
    -Woke Ronald McDonald, probably

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 11 місяців тому +1

      I just went to mcdonalds this week for the first time in 10 years because i was on the go and needed to eat. the bun and the burger were dry asf, the lettuce was old and it tasted like cardboard. at least i only paid 2 euro for it. not going back for another 10 years if i can help it.

  • @symon3304
    @symon3304 11 місяців тому +1

    The old stars whilst crazed ego maniacs were savvy enough to shut up, look glamorous, be witty as directed by agents and sell the movie. But they also respected the fans.

  • @CheeseTheWhistle
    @CheeseTheWhistle 11 місяців тому +5

    Is it sad if I actually want a superhero movie featuring only actual cats reprising the roles?

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 11 місяців тому +2

      No!! I too would love that! 😂😂

  • @carlosroo5460
    @carlosroo5460 11 місяців тому +1

    1:36 WHY THEY KEEP TOUCHING THE BOX LIKE THAT?!!! I HAVE SEEM HENTAI THAT'S MORE NORMAL THAN THIS!

  • @Hot_Dice
    @Hot_Dice 11 місяців тому +3

    This awful timeline was secretly the best timeline as we get to see the crash and burn of it all

  • @stevepowden4560
    @stevepowden4560 11 місяців тому +2

    Watching this promotional video, makes me think they must be serving magic mushrooms in their coffee break room.

  • @kpdrrn32
    @kpdrrn32 11 місяців тому +48

    You know what's crazy Brie Larson appeared on Craig Ferguson's talk show years and years ago and she seemed like a genuinely nice person. It's sad to see what the mind rot of Hollywood has done to her.

    • @ohnosmoarlulcatz
      @ohnosmoarlulcatz 11 місяців тому +18

      Those are usually arranged by PR with pre-screened questions and answers. A lot easier to do than coming up with a response yourself.

    • @UsserError
      @UsserError 11 місяців тому +18

      Hmmm... sounds like she fooled you one time and it stuck.

    • @jamesaction138
      @jamesaction138 11 місяців тому +10

      They made her this way telling her she was replacing RDJ as the face of Marvel.

    • @kpdrrn32
      @kpdrrn32 11 місяців тому +12

      ​​@@ohnosmoarlulcatz usually I'd agree with you especially the more anodyne late night shows. But that's not really how Craig ran his show. He didn't care for the promotion of whatever the guest was selling. He'd give them like 25-30 seconds towards the end, but for the most part it was just him riffing with the guest about anything he found amusing or interesting.

    • @kpdrrn32
      @kpdrrn32 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@UsserError I mean not really I just found that watching her on a talk show over a decade ago to who she's morphed into now jarring and commented about it.

  • @FunPicard
    @FunPicard 11 місяців тому +1

    They're not hiring these terrible writers/directors/show runners. They are instead casting them. There's a big difference.

  • @BraggingRite
    @BraggingRite 11 місяців тому +7

    Rewatching some of the old stuff, you can tell that the new blood doesn't have ambition to learn the ropes
    All that was building up to the avengers saga was a learning curve. There are entries that were pretty bad, even for what they were in it to accomplish. What made the avengers great is that each cog was gearing toward something. And you can feel the growth between characters as it went toward their last stand
    Which is why it surprised me to see Johanasson complain about the tone. She was eating good off these franchises only too look so out of touch with her own role
    You don't want these products to fail, but again, you can't use what you don't know you have. With this new wave, everything has been given to them, what's left to earn? People like Brie, its just too much pressure so they go insane trying to downplay the affect. Let it mold you, damn

  • @RG-iw7py
    @RG-iw7py 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks a million for less swearing. And of course spot on content:) You make the truth shine

  • @crakhaed
    @crakhaed 11 місяців тому +3

    As a cat lover I feel personally attacked lol

  • @Gearparadummies
    @Gearparadummies 11 місяців тому +1

    Top Gun Maverick was delayed for two years. It still was the second highest grossing movies of 2022...Because unlike Avatar 2, it wasn't released in China.
    Disney is running out of excuses.

  • @Moonchild1607
    @Moonchild1607 11 місяців тому +3

    Brie Larsen has 2 positive attributes she isn't sharing enough with the world.

    • @Bazravish69
      @Bazravish69 11 місяців тому

      Tits are a dime a dozen bro. Don’t drool over an average pair that’s attached to such a repulsive hag.

  • @samuel5591
    @samuel5591 11 місяців тому +1

    You really do some of the best videos. I love how you break it right down and rip the shit out of them whilst remaining polite and actually helpful (as if they would listen!) - it's incredibly British of you.