Military Recruitment Ads: CHINA vs RUSSIA vs USA

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  • Comparison between Military Recruitment Campaigns between China, Russia and the latest US Army one. I am aware that the Marines did a better ad, and I will cover this topic later on.
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  • @historylegends
    @historylegends  2 роки тому +402

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    • @Aunggyi257
      @Aunggyi257 2 роки тому +2

      you forgot to mention about great leadership in chinese military ad.

    • @Raidan2319
      @Raidan2319 2 роки тому +4

      "Какой прекрасный звук, я охереваю просто..."

    • @scottreed5460
      @scottreed5460 2 роки тому +1

      How embarrassing! Our leaders are clueless and they are going to get us hurt.. Achieving rank in the military for becoming a Navy seal is it a résumé builder it is what keeps us safe literally!

    • @HebrewHakaishin
      @HebrewHakaishin 2 роки тому +1

      God bless you brother, amazing content!

    • @prakashdutta6844
      @prakashdutta6844 2 роки тому +1

      Op

  • @zion3855
    @zion3855 2 роки тому +8730

    Chinese: I have tanks
    Russian: I also have tanks
    Americans: I identify as a tank

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer Рік тому +91

      Ukrainian drones and NLAWs : " lol not anymore"

    • @RealityInc
      @RealityInc Рік тому +358

      @@suspicioususer do you love living in fantasy land

    • @RainDelay
      @RainDelay Рік тому +140

      ​@@RealityInc he does

    • @damikey18
      @damikey18 Рік тому +28

      ​@@RainDelayhe is living in reality y'all are the ones living fantasy

    • @nuffsaid8706
      @nuffsaid8706 Рік тому +6

      😆🤣🤣

  • @user-vj6us1nn9q
    @user-vj6us1nn9q 9 місяців тому +4171

    USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
    Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two balls.

    • @druhispo
      @druhispo 7 місяців тому +97

      😂

    • @theiranianputin2770
      @theiranianputin2770 6 місяців тому +67

      Da

    • @muhammadarif-oc1mf
      @muhammadarif-oc1mf 6 місяців тому +23

      😂

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 6 місяців тому +24

      and dimitri is dead from a drone by an Ukrainian soldier who has a bigger ball than dimitri

    • @user-vj6us1nn9q
      @user-vj6us1nn9q 6 місяців тому +106

      @@howtodobyanidiot595 You watched the video? It was an Ukrainian soldier, the drone zoomed to his backpack.

  • @amankumardas7506
    @amankumardas7506 9 місяців тому +1551

    Random Russian Soldier : Fearless
    Emma : Father Less

  • @jagernautsteelfist3648
    @jagernautsteelfist3648 8 місяців тому +769

    *China and Russia ads makes me wanna join the army while US ads makes me wanna join China and Russia army*

    • @bamboo1165
      @bamboo1165 2 місяці тому +8

      your killing me

    • @TheHighGroundWay
      @TheHighGroundWay Місяць тому +5

      As an American, I can agree with this statement.

    • @foxcraft3207
      @foxcraft3207 11 днів тому +1

      Destroyed 666 like ✝️

    • @Spyro117
      @Spyro117 11 днів тому +1

      i hate the US and i live here

    • @NorCaliRailroading2023
      @NorCaliRailroading2023 8 днів тому

      @@Spyro117why? It’s one of the best countries to live in, your just brainwashed from UA-cam shorts

  • @alohaha4
    @alohaha4 2 роки тому +7877

    China ad: straight as hell
    Russian ad: chad as hell
    American ad: *gay as hell*

    • @bign9573
      @bign9573 Рік тому +251

      God bless my gay army😂

    • @tiwari2385
      @tiwari2385 Рік тому +29

      😂😂😂

    • @gaddielsantillan5247
      @gaddielsantillan5247 Рік тому +170

      ​@@bign9573 the weakest army

    • @Gr33n3ggs6ndH6m
      @Gr33n3ggs6ndH6m Рік тому

      Russia is only “chad” to you because they make you look gay

    • @ThyFilthyCasual
      @ThyFilthyCasual Рік тому +34

      ​@gaddielsantillan5247 keep saying that it might help you sleep at night convincing yourself the best army in the world is weak

  • @andrewhenry9516
    @andrewhenry9516 Рік тому +3176

    Russia: Ivan will push himself to his limits every day and become a better man
    China: Zhang will leave his parents and bring honor to his family by defending his motherland
    US: Emma will complain about the wage gap on Tumblr and organize pride parades

    • @mitchsudar5859
      @mitchsudar5859 Рік тому +2

      @@Michael-ju7xu not before zhang and Ivan send over a fuck Ton of artillery shells and blow Emma to bits which results in her “two mothers” crying at her funeral

    • @mewe1023
      @mewe1023 Рік тому +241

      @@Michael-ju7xu lol...feelings hurted

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r Рік тому +313

      ​​@@Michael-ju7xu Emma forgets that Ivan and Zhang are not from a helpless third world country in Africa experiencing civil war.....

    • @Crispy_Crisp
      @Crispy_Crisp Рік тому +56

      @@user-rl8hf8kt1r AHAHAHA

    • @dgameryoutube5045
      @dgameryoutube5045 Рік тому +2

      That's funny

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 6 місяців тому +318

    🇨🇳:🧑🏽‍✈️
    🇷🇺:🗿💪
    🇺🇸:👩‍👩‍👧🧔‍♀️

    • @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo
      @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo 2 місяці тому +3

      Lmao

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx Місяць тому

      Grandpa says "Kiev on 3 days"
      Wait one year and your day comes on reality
      Maybe 😂😂😂

    • @dinhadzic6851
      @dinhadzic6851 19 днів тому

      @@ghgggxukraine is losing bro just accept it. You guys hate russia so much due to fear and listening to ukrainian sources is your coping mechanism

    • @mrspirus5735
      @mrspirus5735 2 дні тому

      Except Russia is not very strong. 500k casualties and their soldiers keep getting sent into the meatgrinder, 3200 tanks destroyed, 14000 vehicles, hundreds of jets and dozens of ships and that is thanks to American equipment.

    • @rev0live752
      @rev0live752 День тому

      Tf is that second emoji on USA

  • @marckhenlee8732
    @marckhenlee8732 7 місяців тому +474

    US military before : 🦅
    US military now :🐣

    • @rammerdominik1579
      @rammerdominik1579 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 5 місяців тому +11

      Russian military before:🦁🦁
      Russian military now:💀💀💀💀

    • @marckhenlee8732
      @marckhenlee8732 5 місяців тому +20

      @@howtodobyanidiot595 yeah actually they are fighting the whole occident alone without any external support.

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 5 місяців тому +1

      @@marckhenlee8732 What ya mean?

    • @fionasherleen
      @fionasherleen 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@howtodobyanidiot595They're fighting without needing to beg for help and basically fighting NATO. Oh avdiivka and krynky fell just few days ago and also marinka on december last year good luck.

  • @mayachico9766
    @mayachico9766 11 місяців тому +1898

    After seeing the American ad, I was so motivated, I joined the Chinese military.

  • @GraniteStateofMind
    @GraniteStateofMind Рік тому +3761

    “It begins in California…”
    *Can it please just stay there!?*

    • @prithveenathchouhan
      @prithveenathchouhan Рік тому +125

      Nope, it got out of control already , that's why US Army has this ad.

    • @ilyasharin1976
      @ilyasharin1976 Рік тому

      LGBTQ ACTIVISM ALERT! This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому +8

      @@prithveenathchouhanhow about you look at the us army ad “Never” which is better than both ads combined or the airforce ad

    • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
      @goofyahhgamer35productions39 Рік тому +11

      💀

    • @098ghiihbg7onb
      @098ghiihbg7onb 10 місяців тому +11

      😂😂😂

  • @TEO-jo4xm
    @TEO-jo4xm 9 місяців тому +119

    China: We got men
    Russia: We got Soldiers
    USA: We got *Emma* and her *2 moms*

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx Місяць тому +1

      Russia: We got Tajiks and chinese cars, and fight for Putino - Shougy family

    • @TEO-jo4xm
      @TEO-jo4xm Місяць тому +2

      @@ghgggx is this supposed to be a joke or something??
      USA : We got Asians helping Europeans produce everything and move the economy while fighting for a non-American uncle Sam!!

    • @mrspirus5735
      @mrspirus5735 2 дні тому +1

      Except Russia has no soldiers. They've been turned into soil fertilizer by US equipment.

    • @TheFriend2u
      @TheFriend2u 2 дні тому

      US identity crisis. Gender confusion.

  • @Stanley.1977
    @Stanley.1977 5 місяців тому +22

    Aside from the obvious, another thing I noticed was:
    *China:* "For the good of my nation!" (altruistic)
    *Russia:* "For the good of my nation!" (altruistic)
    *America:* "For *me, myself and I!" (self-absorbed/narcissistic)
    Tell me if I'm wrong about this.
    RIP, America 😢. Born: 1776 Died: 2020

  • @nikita.puzanoff5380
    @nikita.puzanoff5380 2 роки тому +7166

    In Russia, every person also has two mothers. The first mother is the one who gave birth to us, and the second is our motherland

  • @Liango-dz3kn
    @Liango-dz3kn 2 роки тому +4097

    „This war won’t be easy, the enemies have two moms”
    ~Sun Tzu

    • @StefanRamsen
      @StefanRamsen 2 роки тому +5

      Rofl. So ein Bullshit. und da kriegst du sogar nen deutschen Kommentar von mir. Scheiß auf dein English

    • @Liango-dz3kn
      @Liango-dz3kn 2 роки тому +24

      @@StefanRamsen weiß nicht ob das jetzt positiv oder negativ ist
      *scheiss auf mein englisch*

    • @StefanRamsen
      @StefanRamsen 2 роки тому +12

      @@Liango-dz3kn Es ist, aber nicht dein English. Da du auch Deutsch bist.

    • @carol8343
      @carol8343 2 роки тому +18

      😂

    • @vincevalles183
      @vincevalles183 2 роки тому +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tryme1828
    @tryme1828 6 місяців тому +98

    "The USA recruitment ad looks like a trailer for a Disney movie"

  • @tonymatar3364
    @tonymatar3364 6 місяців тому +105

    China : we are soldiers
    Russia: we want to be soldiers
    Usa : we identify as soldiers

    • @K00dkiddV2-im6ci
      @K00dkiddV2-im6ci Місяць тому +1

      61 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that!

    • @K00dkiddV2-im6ci
      @K00dkiddV2-im6ci Місяць тому +1

      61 Likes and no Comments? Lemme fix that!

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx Місяць тому +3

      Ukrainian troops more strongest army than putins army😂

    • @sznagy3026
      @sznagy3026 Місяць тому

      @@ghgggx your english is the strongest

    • @tin9759
      @tin9759 27 днів тому

      @@ghgggx According to observations on the current battlefield, the Ukrainian army is losing a lot. I'm not one of Putin's fans, and not stupid enough to ignore the war situation.

  • @Moderator_user
    @Moderator_user 2 роки тому +1456

    China military comercial motivated me to join China, Russian military comercial motivated me to join Russia, U.S. army comercial motivated me to join China or Russian military

  • @arztech6106
    @arztech6106 2 роки тому +3188

    China: Protect the country, Keep it safe, Fight for it
    Russia: Be strong, Fearless, Fight until the very end
    America: lmao watch this gay girl animation

    • @PAYNE_0
      @PAYNE_0 2 роки тому +171

      unnecessary modernisation slowly makes me lose faith in america then ppl in america were rough wanted to fight lived the life . now every one is so sensitive everyone is fighting for rights , lgbt , cancelling and calling everyone racist for having opinion

    • @hexaltheninjawow9531
      @hexaltheninjawow9531 2 роки тому +29

      I dunno bout you but the sheer confusion from seeing an A-10 with “Yass Queen” in pink on the nose would keep me confused and still enough for a JDAM to land on me lmao.

    • @businessfish5258
      @businessfish5258 2 роки тому +53

      I can sleep good at night knowing Emma and her 2 moms our defending our country

    • @gato6809
      @gato6809 2 роки тому +12

      Bro I'm American and that ad bro ahhahahah

    • @in_tasin
      @in_tasin 2 роки тому +21

      @@gato6809 It happens when democracy comes in the Military.

  • @timothyarnold1679
    @timothyarnold1679 5 місяців тому +49

    China: come to us or we'll come for you.
    Russia: we'll make you capable of wrestling bears.
    US: we'll make you gay.

  • @joelkilles5976
    @joelkilles5976 9 місяців тому +16

    As an American i feel so embarrassed

  • @Himmy12345
    @Himmy12345 Рік тому +828

    China: I'm strong
    Russia: I'm fearless
    America: I'm gay
    Edit: your replies are weird

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 5 місяців тому +1

      No

    • @random_person417
      @random_person417 5 місяців тому +51

      Big respect to China and Russia

    • @Himmy12345
      @Himmy12345 5 місяців тому +10

      @@ncob12 yes

    • @Himmy12345
      @Himmy12345 5 місяців тому

      @@random_person417 🍷🗿

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Himmy12345 America is not gay it is free 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

  • @S.R.S_Nuke
    @S.R.S_Nuke Рік тому +1054

    Bro Just Called Herself Fatherless 💀

    • @manofiron675
      @manofiron675 Рік тому +37

      She has a gay father but marries a woman 💀

    • @ProfessionalFloridian
      @ProfessionalFloridian Рік тому +53

      Her dad went to get milk after he found out his wife cheated with a woman

    • @waludalu5102
      @waludalu5102 Рік тому +16

      @@manofiron675 that reminds me of a time when i met a transgender woman online then sHE says sHE's interest in girls...

    • @yastyman
      @yastyman 6 місяців тому +2

      @@waludalu5102 lool

    • @islamazamatov2991
      @islamazamatov2991 4 місяці тому +3

      Раньше таких держали в психиатрической, а теперь у них есть права😅😅😅

  • @flowers-ip7mp
    @flowers-ip7mp 9 місяців тому +17

    Russia: strength power and weapons
    China : discipline and hard work
    USA: Californias gay kids

  • @powerhusky9484
    @powerhusky9484 Місяць тому +9

    USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
    Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two guns.

  • @scipioprime69
    @scipioprime69 2 роки тому +889

    "You better start to run if your enemies have two moms"
    ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War California edition.

    • @moisesperez4605
      @moisesperez4605 Рік тому +6

      That’s a good one, bro, I wouldn’t want to get Mom peeled to that much.

    • @brucebanner3566
      @brucebanner3566 Рік тому +12

      Yeah, those moms might get up and write a letter or two. Watch out!

    • @alexiofranciscoyoulioIII
      @alexiofranciscoyoulioIII Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @huangshihanchannel
      @huangshihanchannel 11 місяців тому +4

      Therefore, he who is skilled in war subdues the enemy's army without fighting. He captures the enemy's cities without assaulting them. He overthrows the enemy kingdom without prolonged operations in the field. By taking all under heaven with his "whole and intact strategy," he wins total victory without wearing out his troops. This is the method of attacking by stratagem.
      ~Sun Wu,Attacking by Stratagem
      是故百战百胜,非善之善也;不战而屈人之兵,善之善者也。
      --孙武
      《孙子兵法·谋攻篇》

    • @romandocuchayev3769
      @romandocuchayev3769 11 місяців тому +1

      ahahahaha)) that`s the funniest shit, I`ve ever read

  • @Shadow_Wolf_190
    @Shadow_Wolf_190 2 роки тому +5787

    As an American I can say, the American Army ad is pretty effective
    At making me want to join the Russian Army (I welcome all jokes, and criticism)

  • @Deguy851
    @Deguy851 Місяць тому +6

    China: where do I sign up?
    Russia: ima join this
    USA: hmmm I’ll just lie down on my bed

  • @75thwasanightmare
    @75thwasanightmare Місяць тому +9

    US: Emma and her two moms
    Russia: Nikolai and his two bears

  • @china5171
    @china5171 Рік тому +1222

    I feel safer knowing the US has people like Emma defending it

    • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
      @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Рік тому +34

      Ayo you wanna square up??

    • @Adaptzite
      @Adaptzite Рік тому +52

      Nah keep worrying that’s just about California division

    • @dimkk605
      @dimkk605 Рік тому +21

      Hmmm I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.
      1. US Army has reasoning. Methodic and liberal way of thinking. Systematic error detecting. Institutions. Professionalism. Etc. Gays and lesbians aren't a drawback in the US. Instead they are an advantage. Actually many homosexuals are openly accepted in the military.
      In Russia and China yes, it's possible that homosexuals in the army might be a problem regarding the troops' unity, cause there are discriminations against homosexuals there.
      It depends a lot by the cultural context.
      2. There is no way the US and China ever engaged in a war. Maybe in a proxy war (eg in Taiwan). So you are safe either way.

    • @saswat200
      @saswat200 Рік тому

      @@dimkk605 nah man though US has technology and money, China has huge man power above US. Plus if this kind of bs continued the west will continue to weaken day by day, like now.

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Рік тому +7

      ​@@dimkk605 🤓

  • @rakijaenjoyer5488
    @rakijaenjoyer5488 2 роки тому +2608

    "It begins in California"
    Of course it does LMAO

    • @user-xt3lu6hp8e
      @user-xt3lu6hp8e 2 роки тому +24

      XD

    • @jordanrial166
      @jordanrial166 2 роки тому +31

      Isn’t California and Texas the best states in America

    • @farhanniloy7552
      @farhanniloy7552 2 роки тому +172

      California is a 2 mom factory 🤣

    • @alexisalex702
      @alexisalex702 2 роки тому +8

      New Jersey is the best.

    • @alienbob4953
      @alienbob4953 2 роки тому +136

      @@jordanrial166 The world would be a better place if California just sank in the ocean

  • @Korinthian-do7sx
    @Korinthian-do7sx 6 місяців тому +37

    And the Americans wonder why the entire world laughs at them.

  • @cuckholdsimulator1176
    @cuckholdsimulator1176 6 місяців тому +7

    The Russian one is talking about Pushing yourselves to the absolute limit, discovering what you are capable of achieving with discipline

    • @K00dkiddV2-im6ci
      @K00dkiddV2-im6ci Місяць тому +2

      And that it doesnt matter who you was(yesterday), it only matters who you are now

  • @Kallixede
    @Kallixede 2 роки тому +677

    The American one makes me embarrased to say I'm American

    • @nicksyuboi95
      @nicksyuboi95 2 роки тому +16

      Fr

    • @chrisberrios5857
      @chrisberrios5857 Рік тому +42

      If I saw the three ads without any context I’d for sure go with the Russian one.

    • @basic_avarage_person
      @basic_avarage_person Рік тому +15

      Imagine born in America,wouldn't be me

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому

      @@basic_avarage_person you saying that makes me think you are American 😂

    • @supremeee666____6
      @supremeee666____6 Рік тому +5

      Why ? Arent u supposed be proud be american

  • @unknownking2708
    @unknownking2708 Рік тому +662

    China: I have helicopters
    Russia: I have helicopters too
    america: i identify myself as a helicopter

  • @user-hc3em9pz7z
    @user-hc3em9pz7z 9 місяців тому +16

    I swear the US used to have one of the most if not the most bad ass ads

    • @mrnice1976
      @mrnice1976 2 місяці тому

      China Ad: Produced by China
      Russian Ad: Produced by Russia
      American Ad: Also produced by Russia

    • @dakens7655
      @dakens7655 2 місяці тому +1

      Still do this guy is just cherry picking stuff.

    • @allanjr0010
      @allanjr0010 Місяць тому

      ​@@dakens7655cherry picking or not but Chinese and Russians don't make this kind of weak ads featuring gays. And yes I've seen some badass ads of US army and I hope they keep making that kinda adverts but this.... this is just straight up embarrassing. The best fckn army in the world and it get this sh*t as an advertisement??

  • @TheUSAProject
    @TheUSAProject Місяць тому +4

    As someone who wants to be in the U.S. Navy when I’m older, that ad for the U.S. military isn’t motivating at all, if I’m being honest it makes me want to go jump into a dumpster and cry.

    • @Kilometer-nz5yj
      @Kilometer-nz5yj Місяць тому

      This Navy one is good ua-cam.com/video/z6KHvdjvWIU/v-deo.html

  • @Hdhfhhdh
    @Hdhfhhdh Рік тому +347

    Emma has two moms , meanwhile the Russians have two balls

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 9 місяців тому +5

      Two Mommies Emma, Emma Malone, also has a Twitter, and it is gold!
      My absolute favorite post is a choose your fighter, featuring a pic of herself and a Russian. Like sweetie, you are a radar operator for a worthless air defense system with a single digit success rate, opposite fighter is not only a biological for male with those advantages, he also is a trained infantryman; not even your two mommies can save you if he decides he wants you dead one on one, or his unit gets at your unit.

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 7 місяців тому +16

      Russians also have two moms. Their mother and the motherland

    • @fabianpillay860
      @fabianpillay860 6 місяців тому +1

      Thats cold

    • @munawaralias8980
      @munawaralias8980 4 місяці тому +3

      Meanwhile, in Yemen, they have 2 wives.

    • @pink_ant2298
      @pink_ant2298 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@munawaralias8980 who give birth to men
      Meanwhile, Emma's mamas organize two parades, so men in wigs can get access to women's changing rooms and sports competitions 😂

  • @user-lh3wf8cm7q
    @user-lh3wf8cm7q Рік тому +448

    Russian ad: The main enemy is you. Yesterday's you. You must be better every day.

    • @Matijab.
      @Matijab. Рік тому +33

      I'm listening to it before exams and pass them in couple of hours. Thanks Russia❤

    • @GabrielMartinez-zu6li
      @GabrielMartinez-zu6li 8 місяців тому +16

      As an American I have to say I’m jealous, that’s an awesome line💪🏽

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 5 місяців тому

      ​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6liYou livin in rock 20,000 ft below. Russia can't even take land that is 10 times smaller than themselves and lost all their tanks being destoryed or taken by Ukrainians

    • @mikhailkh8560
      @mikhailkh8560 3 місяці тому

      ​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6lias far as I understand is main line of Muslim religios - called djihad

    • @TheCompleteStranger
      @TheCompleteStranger Місяць тому

      Can confirm. Wish someone would translate the main idea of China too.

  • @michaelstephanides1854
    @michaelstephanides1854 2 місяці тому +4

    USA: Identifying as a soldier makes you a soldier.

  • @Baneslayer
    @Baneslayer 8 місяців тому +8

    we're so fucked. "It all ends in California.... a girl raised by two moms"

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 5 місяців тому

      Noo.. You are completely safe from Russia, at least you are eating while Russians soldiers over at Ukraine they are eating dead animals to survive

  • @that_oneguy00
    @that_oneguy00 11 місяців тому +364

    As a person from the US,
    We’re fucking screwed

    • @lilalali6753
      @lilalali6753 3 місяці тому +4

      This is how I see it from Hungary. Maybe Trump...

    • @f1aziz
      @f1aziz 2 місяці тому +9

      "As a person "
      So you have yet decided your gender yet? Very American.

    • @Fighter4Street
      @Fighter4Street 2 місяці тому +2

      When I was a senior in high school I wanted to join the military and be a NAVY Seal, kind of like what you see on the Russian ad. If I saw todays ad, I surely would never have wanted to join.

    • @chocolates6651
      @chocolates6651 2 місяці тому +3

      think a little deeper, America has the biggest military, and one of their best assets is unironically their diversity and ability to get different cultures to work to one goal. modern war is reliant on technology money and propaganda.. the fact that they have the budget and willingness to target the female demographic shouldnt be overlooked.

    • @danieldeguzman183
      @danieldeguzman183 2 місяці тому

      @@chocolates6651no,its because of politicians bending over the standards just so the so called “diverse community” would get their votes. Nothing more,nothing less.

  • @solid4_TF2
    @solid4_TF2 2 роки тому +303

    The chinese ad makes me work for the chinese military
    The russian ad makes me work for the russian military
    The american ad makes me work for the chinese and russian military

    • @catsupempire3920
      @catsupempire3920 Рік тому

      Egy eszege

    • @pooppoo-rg6tx
      @pooppoo-rg6tx Рік тому +3

      Ikr

    • @magicsmurfy
      @magicsmurfy Рік тому +2

      U make me laugh so hard…… I need to complain to my mummy…..

    • @user-bj2jr3vq9p
      @user-bj2jr3vq9p Рік тому +8

      Добро пожаловать товарищ.

    • @marvelmelvin3071
      @marvelmelvin3071 Рік тому

      Word I'm about to pack up and leave because the asswhoppin is going to be worst then the Holocaust

  • @daniellabra4186
    @daniellabra4186 3 місяці тому +2

    The US is so ashamed of its own flag they don't dare to show it...

    • @joshhanklon
      @joshhanklon 3 місяці тому

      Russki, cant even win or take land in Ukraine

  • @Darkseidsolosfiction
    @Darkseidsolosfiction Рік тому +425

    As a Georgian,now I feel safe that Emma has two moms.Russia can't do shit to us because emma will block them on Twitter

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому +4

      You should look at the ad “Never” and the airforce one if you want to see a real us army ad

    • @haxy2689
      @haxy2689 Рік тому +13

      @@raion2.0 Chill. You are spamming this same comment over and over.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому

      @@haxy2689 I said it like 4 or 5 times you really had the time to look at each comment and all I’m doing is telling the truth for people

    • @haxy2689
      @haxy2689 Рік тому +13

      @@raion2.0 I read comments all the time, and yours keeps coming up. You are spamming.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому

      @@haxy2689 I put 5 comments why are you pressed about it 🤣💀

  • @chansus9157
    @chansus9157 2 роки тому +57

    The US army ad will just make Americans join the Russian army lol

  • @user-xt1vv5db9x
    @user-xt1vv5db9x Місяць тому +2

    Chinese: 🫡
    Russia: 💪🗿
    America: 🏳️‍🌈 🤓🤡

  • @star.master_cranium
    @star.master_cranium 2 місяці тому +1

    As a Belarusian living in Germany: Wow, they real desperate to get members in the U.S.-Military, ha?

  • @incognito1783
    @incognito1783 Рік тому +62

    Nah, the Americans forgot to add the unicorns and glitter they'll be riding on onto the battlefield.

  • @m1rock
    @m1rock 3 роки тому +667

    This ain’t the army I joined 21 years ago. Glad I got out.

    • @SS-hb1xm
      @SS-hb1xm 2 роки тому +34

      Man Im looking at yo pfp and I dont know what army you got in exactly

    • @MrT-py5gc
      @MrT-py5gc 2 роки тому +10

      Ya it is except they made it easier to report rape and don't make it frowned upon to be gay. Trans people are still discriminated against in the military if that's the dealbreaker for you

    • @meranzo8665
      @meranzo8665 2 роки тому +14

      thanks for your service! i have only a one question, is this what you fought for

    • @temmegaming1393
      @temmegaming1393 2 роки тому +2

      @NAADAN PARINDEY this

    • @maassrddd
      @maassrddd 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah man what happend to Rambo its now Rainbow

  • @staubsauger1
    @staubsauger1 Місяць тому +3

    China: fight gor CCP
    Russia: fight for testosterone
    USA: fight for yourself

  • @ScienceGuy5610
    @ScienceGuy5610 2 місяці тому +2

    thank god the US military channel went back to their normal state after that wild ad received a bunch of backlash lol

  • @limitablesnow8979
    @limitablesnow8979 2 роки тому +171

    Ayo my tax dollars are going to this?

    • @caleb2507
      @caleb2507 2 роки тому +26

      And a million things just like it…

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 2 роки тому +9

      @@caleb2507 well godamn

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 2 роки тому +9

      Yes. Nothing you can do about it either.

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 2 роки тому +4

      @@psychopompous3207 now, what if I don't pay taxes? Check mate

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 Рік тому +6

      @@limitablesnow8979 Good luck with that. Especially after the passage of BBB lite, with the supposedly oncoming army of IRS agents. It'll be checkmate for you. As in your cell mate is probably going to "check" you nightly.

  • @sparky979
    @sparky979 11 місяців тому +44

    China: The Perfect Ad
    USSR: GIGACHAD AD
    US Ad: WhY ArE yuO GaE?

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx Місяць тому

      US MARINES IS SIGMA 🗿🇺🇸🦅

  • @baihuaqiu9444
    @baihuaqiu9444 17 днів тому +2

    Chinese: “heroism”
    Russian: “strong and bravery”
    American: gay

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 17 днів тому

      Russia: cannon fodder

  • @bobrice5159
    @bobrice5159 10 місяців тому +2

    You did us dirty 😂. I noticed you didn’t pick a Marine video😂

  • @kyokugenryudisciple9349
    @kyokugenryudisciple9349 2 роки тому +724

    Damn. China is more American than we are ironically!

    • @Mrhyper-ht7qn
      @Mrhyper-ht7qn Рік тому +62

      Nah bro they aren't gay

    • @catsupempire3920
      @catsupempire3920 Рік тому

      Weeb

    • @flora3687
      @flora3687 Рік тому +11

      ​@@Mrhyper-ht7qn GOAT!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @flora3687
      @flora3687 Рік тому

      America=gay

    • @ellejendario97
      @ellejendario97 Рік тому

      U don't win a war with a bunch of crappy mass produced guns or a bunch of manly ground forces, after the first drone strike they will wish to be a lesbian behind an automated A-10

  • @alexisg1147
    @alexisg1147 2 роки тому +372

    The Chinese ad made feel my social credits increase
    The Russian ad made me feel something useful and with a great destiny
    The USA ad made me feel like i want to be a hippie or a twitter user

    • @holesmak
      @holesmak 2 роки тому +1

      Better to be a hippie or a Twitter user than to be killed standing for pseudocommunism like in China or for bandits in law like in Russia

    • @ingdjr5573
      @ingdjr5573 2 роки тому +4

      @@holesmak Disseminating hoaxes and lies through the media is a specialty
      Great country America has a history of sin and lies👍

    • @catsupempire3920
      @catsupempire3920 Рік тому

      Not funny

    • @alexisg1147
      @alexisg1147 Рік тому +2

      Well I don't really care i guess...
      and life keeps going on...
      Bruh i didn't even remember the existence of this comment wtf

    • @deleteduser1386
      @deleteduser1386 Рік тому +2

      U really think social Credit exist

  • @skudzag737
    @skudzag737 9 місяців тому +2

    Indonesia: "You guys have military recruitment ads??"

  • @casualbarehn4241
    @casualbarehn4241 Місяць тому +1

    As an american, I hope thats not really our ad lol

  • @adamskah3286
    @adamskah3286 Рік тому +81

    in france they just straightly say "the army is recruiting" with an image of a soldier doing army stuff

    • @mrobocop1666
      @mrobocop1666 10 місяців тому +9

      Like cutting t hroats in neocolonial African possessions? xD

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 9 місяців тому +5

      @@mrobocop1666nononono thats for the foreign legionares the french soldiers just bomb them

    • @dotista2008
      @dotista2008 6 місяців тому

      ils en ont pas égorgé assez, tu parles encore@@mrobocop1666

    • @nontakenhandle
      @nontakenhandle 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean, it works. France has the strongest army in all of Europe without conscription like Russia does.

    • @Kevinthegreaty
      @Kevinthegreaty 4 місяці тому

      bro remind me of ww2😢

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 2 роки тому +164

    "Appear badass when you are weak, and appear to have 2 moms when you are strong" - sun tzu

  • @whattyknow
    @whattyknow 7 місяців тому +3

    China : 🗿🍷
    Russia : 🗿🍷
    USA : 🤓🏳️‍🌈

  • @BigW744
    @BigW744 27 днів тому +2

    Defending freedom more like destroying freedom

  • @ft_warshy8882
    @ft_warshy8882 2 роки тому +846

    The Chinese ad makes me wanna join the Chinese army

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn 2 роки тому +25

      SAME

    • @Shadow_Wolf_190
      @Shadow_Wolf_190 2 роки тому +69

      I’m American and the Russian one makes me want to immigrate there

    • @thej7362
      @thej7362 2 роки тому +11

      DONT, ITS A SCAM. YOU WILL BE KILLED BECAUSE CHINA IS STRICT ON THEIR SPEECH LAWS

    • @DasYoYo
      @DasYoYo 2 роки тому +37

      Yeah the Russian army fits my idea of what an army should be

    • @fidelcastro1424
      @fidelcastro1424 2 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @__mErLiN_
    @__mErLiN_ Рік тому +60

    Russian Soldiers be like:- We got training for almost everything, but not two moms...😢

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 8 місяців тому +7

      They have the motherlands so they have two moms

    • @yastyman
      @yastyman 6 місяців тому +1

      we are even ready for three =)

  • @yamspaine
    @yamspaine 2 місяці тому +6

    I hope China and Russia choose paper.... 'cause we got scissors.

    • @SH976
      @SH976 2 місяці тому +4

      according to the Ukrainian's soldiers the western wonder weapon are not designed for battlefields of Ukraine.

    • @hongliu8459
      @hongliu8459 3 дні тому +1

      paper made from titanium

  • @TRD315
    @TRD315 16 днів тому +4

    🇨🇳🤝🇷🇺⚔️🇺🇲

  • @AlanWilkins4
    @AlanWilkins4 Рік тому +28

    The Russian and U.S. ad are both very effective in their purpose. The Russian ad makes me want to join the Russian army. The U.S ad also makes me want to join the Russian army

    • @malagebide
      @malagebide 3 місяці тому

      In China, joining the military does not require advertising, and everyone will not hesitate to fight for their country

  • @Funnyhub.2.
    @Funnyhub.2. 6 місяців тому +1

    People underestimate united state and none can win against it

  • @Deco1ze
    @Deco1ze 9 місяців тому +1

    Now let’s take a look at the armies themselves

  • @Meysam_play
    @Meysam_play 2 роки тому +17

    What can we learn from military ads
    China:Patriotism
    Russia:Badass
    U.S:HOMOSEXUALITY

  • @CSDM15
    @CSDM15 2 роки тому +135

    American ad be like:
    👩🏼❤️👩🏼🏳️‍🌈

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому

      America ad be like: 🪖🔫💪 if you want proof look at the ad “never” and the us airforce ad instead of this ad that try’s to make the us look weak and brainwashed ppl

    • @thatsmokingguy
      @thatsmokingguy Рік тому +3

      ​@RyanD Well yes that ad is fine but the video and comments aren't about that are they?

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому

      @@thatsmokingguy it doesn’t matter this isn’t an actual us army ad and I’m showing what an actual ad is there is NO reason to make fun of a country for something it never even made lmao

    • @almightymanshadow1002
      @almightymanshadow1002 Рік тому +2

      ​@@raion2.0 It actually did made this one to lol .

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Рік тому

      @@almightymanshadow1002 it didnt.

  • @lt4109
    @lt4109 10 місяців тому +3

    Emma could destroy both militaries without even having to get off the toilet

  • @dolanpls3330
    @dolanpls3330 9 місяців тому +3

    Im an American and i have to say, China and Russia have aome badass recruitment videos, we have jack shit.

    • @ibrahimfazeel3951
      @ibrahimfazeel3951 2 місяці тому

      Don't say you an American don't you feel the shame? 😂

    • @dolanpls3330
      @dolanpls3330 2 місяці тому

      @ibrahimfazeel3951 Do I feel shame for other people's actions? No. I didn't do them. I hold myself accountable for things that I do, not for things my government does.

    • @dolanpls3330
      @dolanpls3330 2 місяці тому

      @ibrahimfazeel3951 Do I feel shame for other people's actions? No. I didn't do them. I hold myself accountable for things that I do, not for things my government does.

  • @krucrewmembers8772
    @krucrewmembers8772 11 місяців тому +38

    Why do the Russian ad look so dope

    • @keenoli
      @keenoli 2 місяці тому

      We Found people who were paid in money for their work (filming, editing, voice acting, etc.)

    • @Ruslan_Demesinoff
      @Ruslan_Demesinoff 2 місяці тому

      Probably because you're gay.

  • @newark51000
    @newark51000 2 роки тому +32

    America’s way of getting people to join the Army: Here’s $50k.

  • @lelouch19
    @lelouch19 5 місяців тому +1

    Little girl raised by two moms.
    SHIT HAD ME DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @ItsCrap97
    @ItsCrap97 3 місяці тому +1

    This made me wanna join one of those militaries😂 But honestly ive never had that ad pop up just the regular cool army and air force ads.

    • @joshhanklon
      @joshhanklon 3 місяці тому

      A bad recruitment ad from 2020 that was quickly pulled. People saying it represents every army ad are delusional

  • @khunagnes1364
    @khunagnes1364 2 роки тому +25

    As Chinese, I feel deeply threatened on Twitter by Emma and her two moms.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Рік тому

      We still have the best military, by far.

    • @palerewin
      @palerewin Рік тому +8

      ​@@natebox4550 sure buddy go sleep now

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Рік тому

      @@palerewin Bro, you really think the Chinese have any chance? If we exclude nukes. The Chinese navy is nothing compared to Americas, and their airforce is a joke in comparison too. What’s their 5th generation fighters going to do against the f22? Fucking nothing. We have by far the most jets in the world. And the most quality ones too.

    • @Vitjany_35cm
      @Vitjany_35cm 8 місяців тому +2

      I support you from Russia

    • @azuaraikrezeul1677
      @azuaraikrezeul1677 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@natebox4550but was fought to stalemate in korea by a peasant army.

  • @user-zt3qp4dt1f
    @user-zt3qp4dt1f 2 роки тому +196

    Пока Эмма и её мама находятся в армии США я чувствую себя в безопасности

    • @azartnimops
      @azartnimops 2 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @lujo516
      @lujo516 2 роки тому +7

      🥶🥶

    • @user-no1pt8by9c
      @user-no1pt8by9c 2 роки тому +4

      У китайцев кроме синхронных маршев на плошади ничего не видели ,хотя бы одну войну выиграли бы что ли

    • @azartnimops
      @azartnimops 2 роки тому +8

      А США прям много выиграла войн?

    • @ClA_AGENT
      @ClA_AGENT 2 роки тому +5

      @@azartnimops да

  • @LuboCoach
    @LuboCoach 2 місяці тому +1

    After WW3: How could Russia and China conquer the US? They used megaphones with wrong pronouns.

  • @Phoenician7786
    @Phoenician7786 2 роки тому +97

    This is what it looks like when the military gets “woke”

    • @N0VEMBYR
      @N0VEMBYR Рік тому

      just watched a youtube short called “Is a woke army weak?” (or something like that) and after reading the comments Im starting to lose hope, we’re f**ked. Bunch of ignorant morons acting like emma is gonna come save the day and lead the army to victory by marching up to russias front door and teaching them about pronouns! i might have to enlist, if i die for half a country of woke idiots so be it i guess. at least i fought for the other half that love this country and want to have communities, families, and safe healthy children. wont be expecting thank you’s from the people commenting on that vid

    • @ellejendario97
      @ellejendario97 Рік тому

      Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants like the Russian manly cockroaches when they get rektd by some non binary drone strike? Lmao.

  • @UniversusVasator
    @UniversusVasator Рік тому +100

    China ad:🗿
    Russia ad:🗿
    USA ad:😃🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👬

  • @klv3959
    @klv3959 Місяць тому +1

    Chinese add: *america before 1900*
    Russian add: *america before 2010*
    American add: *america now*

  • @Willem969
    @Willem969 5 місяців тому

    Idk man, Boris and Dimitri looking like T-1000 terminators and shit

  • @rezasiki6096
    @rezasiki6096 2 роки тому +177

    Honestly now I understand why Afghans defeated USA so bad

    • @rezasiki6096
      @rezasiki6096 2 роки тому +11

      @@johndog1296 sure your a bad looser. Your country invaded Afghanistan wrongfully. Bombing civilians for what?
      In last 20 years American army worked with warlords, pedophiles and drug lords because of that most Afghans support the talibans

    • @maassrddd
      @maassrddd 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah i dont know what america is now

    • @ah99_xd
      @ah99_xd 2 роки тому +5

      Excalty XDDD
      And soon use will be destroyed

    • @killomnii
      @killomnii 2 роки тому +1

      @@ah99_xd lets hope not. America might be a shit country with trash people, but its one of the most free countrie

    • @poo48
      @poo48 2 роки тому +7

      @@killomnii freedom?? wdym all country in eu or asia is as free as the us

  • @AvgeekFan62
    @AvgeekFan62 2 роки тому +43

    The us army ad made my eyes burn

  • @praksmey7137
    @praksmey7137 10 місяців тому +2

    China:for the country
    Russia:for the motherland
    America:for the LGBTQ community

  • @gomademascar-zf4tv
    @gomademascar-zf4tv 4 місяці тому +1

    Usa marine ads:🗿

  • @Stanley.1977
    @Stanley.1977 11 місяців тому +19

    I never thought that I would WANT to move to Russia, but here I am in 2023, actually considering moving to Russia, and making a serious effort to learn the Cyrillic Alphabet and the Russian language...5 years ago, this would not have even been something I would ever even have considered.

    • @eleethtahgra7802
      @eleethtahgra7802 Місяць тому

      If u got some wanted skills, being an expat in China might be profitable.

    • @romanwolkow6369
      @romanwolkow6369 29 днів тому

      Please do us and yourself a favor and DO IT. Are you black btw? Then they gonna enlist you into the army and send you to the front immediately. Lets go COMMRADE.

    • @tkdcoastskater9809
      @tkdcoastskater9809 28 днів тому

      You're cooked little bro. Prepare for your 20 years in a Siberian penal colony so that Russia can have a bargaining chip with the US.

  • @EukalyptusBonBon
    @EukalyptusBonBon 2 роки тому +164

    Meanwhile in my country, the government doesn't even have to make an ads to recruit more people, people are lining up to join the military, even some bribed to get accepted.

  • @BentleysUniverse
    @BentleysUniverse 9 місяців тому

    Emma wouldn’t stand a single chance in Fortnite or Call Of Duty having 2 moms and no dad💀

    • @poka26ev2
      @poka26ev2 3 дні тому

      “I bet my dad can’t beat up your dad, wait you don’t have one, and your two moms are fighting for the third best parent”
      -A random 7 years British Fortnite player

  • @North_Korea_primeinister
    @North_Korea_primeinister 8 днів тому

    My reaction to all three of these ads:
    China ad: this is pretty cool!
    Russian ad: my god! Them chads ripped!
    American ad: is this a ad for daycare?

    • @hongliu8459
      @hongliu8459 3 дні тому +1

      if a daycare ad really looked like that the ad company should be sued

  • @progamer-ni1ks
    @progamer-ni1ks 10 місяців тому +18

    american ad: lgbtq members must have peace so join the military
    china and russia: *RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT*

  • @sumerrana6805
    @sumerrana6805 Рік тому +18

    America is a live SNL sketch

  • @PolishChristianlol
    @PolishChristianlol 4 місяці тому +1

    The audio tho 👌🏻

  • @user-oh5vh5pn9e
    @user-oh5vh5pn9e 3 місяці тому +1

    China and Russia laughing at the American ad:
    America still being the #1 military in the world:

  • @oskarchyc-mulik4054
    @oskarchyc-mulik4054 Рік тому +15

    3 words, we are screwed

  • @Googeldybunkz
    @Googeldybunkz 2 роки тому +23

    I have never in my life seen military recruitment ads until this moment.