Why You Shouldn't Mess With Porcupine
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- Porcupine have quills as a defense mechanism
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Porcupine: I gave you free chopsticks. Go home and eat well.
😂
Damn u popular
DAYUM U POPULAR DAWG
LOL
I gave you free chopsticks. Go home and eat your own meat 😂
Even without knowing this, I'd still never mess with one.
List of animals I flee from on sight:
Skunk, porcupine, polar bear.
@@theviolator1703 only polar bear ? I think every bear is dangerous 😅
Another thing about the fact that they can't actively shoot them : because older quills have a weak bond with the skin , when the animal does a sudden fast movement (such as turning) the old quills can sometimes detach themselves and thus the porcupine "shoots" them , that is why it was belived that they could shoot them as will , they can of course "shoot" them, but is accidentaly more than anything
So if they had adapted some sort of special muscles in the pores of these quills, they could potentially and actually become a walking Gun?
@@owliestowlyowl6037basically
Here I was thinking that porcupines have big irons on their back and can shoot at moments notice.
Tarantulas can do something similar, they're able to flick their barbs at people if they're irritated
@@whosapickle Those are called urticating hairs, and in some species they will actually be connected to venom glands, but the venom is too weak to do much to humans. It’s meant for warding off small mammals that might prey on the tarantulas.
Bro really said "call the ambulance but not for me" 💀
This is the ultimate defensive armor, big brain design
How the living hell are you here on a video with 33 likes?
bruh.
i was faster than you though, lol
The gun in my pocket:
Indeed my lord is the greatest ❤
Imagine throwing a stick or a Rock 😁
Everybody gangsta until the day the porcupines evolve to shoot their quills
To clarify only certain species of porcupine have barbed quills
It's more of a spectrum really with American porcupines having slightly different quills
Thanks for the info
That must be why the porcupines we eat in Northeast India don't have barbed quills.
@@TogminPertin eating porcupines?
@@infernaldaedra Anything that isn't human or a scavenger like vulture is food 🗿
"the most heavily armed animals on earth"
Texans:
I think that's the best defense in the animal kingdom..
The human with his M1 Abrams:
It's the electric eel.
@@dion5804you could just capture them using nets and throw them to a boiling water though
@@Elmer02204 In their habitat, they have no predators.
@@Elmer02204and you could shoot the porcupine lol for us all animal defenses are weak
Narrator: "meet the porcupine, the most heavily-armed animal on earth."
Humans: "I beg to differ."
😂 underrated comment
Humans don't have any natural defence.
And if any animal has the misfortune of getting these stuck in their mouths (like the big cat in this short), they would likely starve to death.
he just wanted a hug 😢
citation needed
Unless it's a social animal and others can help get the quills out, like a lioness or a baboon.
@@fefek1even then infection is likely
Next time that feline will know to not mess with porcupines
I swear these things are invincible 💀
If a predator has encountered a porcupine one-time and got quills in them.
They know a second time to turn tail and run the opposite direction if they do not want to get quills in them again.
If there's even a second time
Apparently this doesn't apply to my dog
well, except the honey badger
@@kyodairikerbro your dry ass reply made me laugh 😂
In all, don’t mess with large spiky hamsters in the wild
+20000 Thorns Damage
Minecraft refrence :0 (real)
Diablo reference as well 😂
Deep rock galactic reference
And a Yu-Gi-Oh! Reference too!!!
O_0...
Universe brain comment!
Nope, yall wrong, its a Porcupine reference
_"They cannot shoot their quills"_
*Me, to the early cartoons:* _"Those bastards lied to us!"_
Fun story from when I worked in EMS. I walked into a patient's home and they had a porcupine in their living room. Out of the corner of my eye I thought it was a boar.. so I looked wondering wtf, and nope it was a freaking huge porcupine. Lol I had them put it out. I definitely didn't need to freak it out or accidentally run into it while moving the stretcher. Lol 😂 it was an African porcupine in rural Mississippi just chilling next to some pit bulls in someones living room.
That's crazy! Did they say it wouldn't hurt you and not to worry or give any explanation about it at all?
@@BooBuKittyPhuk lol. Nope, when we asked her to put the dogs and porcupine out she just smiled, opened the back door and all the dogs and porcupine just ran out. It was weird. Lol
That's some Twilight Zone stuff right there.
@@TheKingacevedo yeah, living and working in the delta certainly felt like it. Lol
I wonder if an exotic pets license is required for a porcupine?
🤔🤨🧐
🦔🦔
Cactus armor in video games be like:
Bofuri: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I'll Max Out My Defense.
Porcupine skill for maple and the series will be end 😂
@@kokodayo5796yea, poison, porcupine quilled, wool ball. Yep she could be used as a catapult weapon.
oh lol, what a coincidence. I just finished Season 2 and am waiting for season 3 (if it ever comes out)
@@nothingtoseehere6071if I know anything about anime, shows never actually come out when you're waiting for them, and the ones you forgot about suddenly just finished their first seasons. 💀
@@EeveeRealSenpaiabsolutely true 😂😂
NEVER mess with concubines. Solid advice sir
Hahahah
Was out waking my dog in the woods, he was hyper but Hadn’t noticed the porcupine in our path not far away, I just calmly called him back, he was a cute bastard and any panic in my voice would have got him all suspicious 😂😂
A few years back, my biyfriends dogs decided to chase a porcupine on a trail he let them run free, and well, that was a BIG mistake because the porcupine took revenge and I had to pay over $1,300.00 at the vets to get them removed. He didn't have the money at the time either, stupid move on his part, and he never paid me back. They are his dogs, not mine. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@carla-leescott6911did u guys break up?
Cactus evolution: alien edition. Max level. Winner of "find out, when you F around".
When porcupines take personal space to a whole new level:
Porcupines are one of my favourite animals. Such badass and amazing creatures
A good offense is the best defense.
Porcupine=open carry..skunk =concealed carry
They got that Minecraft thorns enchantment
Bro has the leather armor but with thorns level 255 💀
Bro maxed his stats, rebirthed and maxed again
Look on the bright side, you now have infinite toothpicks!!
Y’all ain’t nobody talking about how much that must’ve hurt the cheetah?!
Leopard
No cheetahs in this video, but yeah that must've obliterated the poor lad.
Everyone knows that. Stop crying.
It fucked around and found out
not a cheetah
If “the best defense is a good offense” was an animal
Anime 2024 ”Reincarnated in another world as a rodent so I maxed out my defense stats”
I would 100% watch that
I don't want to get hurt so I madeed out my defense
@zrred Bofuri is a 10/10 anime. I can't wait for season 3
@@Axodle lol havent watched it all yet she too op the game sux ahh
@@ZBREAD. season one kinda sucks ass ngl
Meet, the Porcupine.
_But we locals just call 'em "porkies."_
"You can't do this animal with melee"
Shotgun:
@Suggestator hmm, you right, if i shot in this spiky thing with shotgun, it can learn how to shot spikes, on short time. i need something like... rifle.
@Suggestatorwhat about a molotov cocktail😂?
Honey badger : hold my beer
They can run backwards, almost as fast as they can run forwards too.
And I get this recommended 2 hours after my dog gets quills in his face.
That Leopard is having the meal of its life 😅
Its kind of a relief knowing they cant actually shoot those quils even though its more than likely I will never see one IRL
I remember my dog trying to attack a porcupine 😂 he had so many in his mouth and throat
Careful what you laugh at on here, people get serious about dogs being hurt. But yeah, not a fun lesson to learn the hardway 😂
This is why should not mess with porcupine me: yeah because that are pork 😂
Bet these would make great arrowheads.
Wonder if they could be made into that... cuz yeah.
Jay and silent bob fan I see.
They'd definitely make pretty useful darts
@@jackblack5996 you'd be surprised how few people recognize that
Like Captain Jack Sparrow, Yondu be asking, " Where are my quills gone?!!! " 😅😂😂😂
Really good! 😃
Instant tOoTh picks for that Leopard...🦔🐆 😂
Why You Shouldn't Mess With Porcupine
you just said the same thing?
@@musicgrazeWhy You Shouldn't Mess With Porcupine
@@nyaalathotep Why You Shouldn't Mess With Porcupine
This is probably where the "Thorns" ability in games came from
This whole time i've mistaken a hedgehog for porcupine, oh dear
Ayo, me too... No wonder people keep hedgehog as pet, not this one
You put the additional 'dear', DAWG
@@Avein. You can still domesticate porcupines though... Just be extremely careful
@@CGTNinEnglishLmao why would you even want domesticate such animal? You can’t hug it. Hell even approaching the animal must be a challenge.
@@manamanaman I was talking about taming not domesticating... 🤦♀️
I was wrong, but you're definitely not entirely right. You can hug them, just proceed with caution while trying to tame them..
In these days the title of this video should be "Why You Should Hug Porcupines."
Can you talk about the Executioner Wasp?
i think they've done it? i remember have watched the shorts... if it's not in this channel then it's from the neighbor 😅
Human: pull out a comically large rock
Fun Fact: The quills of the North American porcupine are barbed at the tip. So they can go in without issue, but it’s a pain in the ass to remove them.
Fun Fact #2: despite their names, old world and new world porcupines are not closely related, despite being a part of the same infraorder (Hystricognathi)
Little known fact bin the day *_porcupine_* would star along side the Howard brothers in comedic shorts.
Subhanallah the design!
Praise to the almighty God!
Allahu Akbar! ❤
Kabooom, 120 people dead
SubhanIshwar..
Ishwaru Akbar
Porcupine: i may be cute but im dangerous when you threathen me
Can you make projectile with them?
feel like you could kinda use them for arrows, but they may be slightly fragile depending on the species, making them not optimal for re-use
Porcupine is like "personal space bro!"
If i remeber correctly, just like cactus spines it’s best to twist while pulling to minimize tearing flesh
??? That’s gonna make u look and feel like u just took out a screw
@@OVO-Adolf source is Brave Wilderness 💀
Porcupine: I have the best defense and even jaguars and lions cant touch me.
Honey Badger enters the chat.
There’s something so funny about the porcupine trying to back into the cheetah 😂 “you wanna eat something so bad huh? Chew on some of these!”
When I get pricked by a porcupine quills, there's only 1 word that I wanna say
*OUCH!!*
"meet the porcupine, the most heavily armed animal on earth."
The average Texas man: *Let me introduce myself...*
Porcupine: i can hurt you with my chopsticks 😈
Gum: Boi. 😐
People with no pain receptors: 🍷🗿
PORCUPINE:OST HEAVILY ARMED ANIMAL ON EARTH
ARMADILOS AND HEDGEHOGS:WE NEED TO TALK
“The most heavily armed animal on Earth”
Spitting Cobra: Am I a joke to you?
respect that person who made the idea of master porcupine
New phobia unlocked successfully✅: porcupine
The Cheetah and Lioness are some proud Darwin Award winners.
Porcupine: We don t need walls to defend ourself!
Porcupines got that Thorns 15 Enchantment
Bro will never the love he want....a hug is all it wanted
Bro took defense is the best offense to next level💀
"heavily armed animal" pshaw! Clearly you've never met my neighbor.
If you’ve seen a photograph of a porcupine, you already know why you shouldn’t “mess with” it.
We bees don't grow new one, we simply die when we sting anyone.
We?
“The most heavily armed animal on earth”
Me: “those look like baby arms”
“the most heavily armed animal on earth”
joe rogan: pull up the clip of the bear eating a porcupine
Somehow I now want some porcupine quills for a Mikado game.😂
Minecraft Chestplate with Thorns Enchantment:
I am a Porcupine 👁️👄👁️
“the most heavily armed animal on earth”
humans:
Leopard: "Ouch! Point/points taken."
Ankylosaur been real quiet since this animal came to earth
When he said "meet the porcupine" it reminded me of tf2 for some reason lol
bro took "good defense is the best offense" seriously
Ah yes, an endgame barbarian thorns build
Basically capybara but without chill mode
I LOVE these magical creatures!!!! They are all Libertarians! Lol
I don’t know. Most heavily armed animal I witnessed. Was who ever broke the toilet at Taco Bell. I’m pretty sure the dump he took in there is considered a war crime.
Most heavily armed animal on earth
*Humans : hold my sharpened stone, bout to invent some thermonuclear bomb*
“The most heavily armed animal on Earth.” As an American, I beg to differ
"Meet the porcupine, the most heavily armed animal on earth"
This guy probably hasn't heard of americans
Ever see a fisher hunting a porcupine.. its an amazing thing to behold.
Sea Urchin: ‘Brother from the surface lands, speak with me and recount the tales of how you so valiantly defended your home and people from the invaders.’
bro is introducing every animal we know💀💀💀
Alright which mf gave him my thorns 3 enchantment books 😭
When I was a child I mistook it for a hedgehog
A rat with maxed out thorns enchantments.
sonic: nah those just have inf rings
"The most heavily armoured animal on earth"
Average American: am i a joke to you?
They're gangsta till they accidentaly turn on they're back