How big was Big Smoke's order really?

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  • @consensualduane
    @consensualduane 8 років тому +29634

    Don't forget the fact he ate everyone else's food.

    • @mckenzielyonas7840
      @mckenzielyonas7840 8 років тому +655

      Consensual Duane LMAO

    • @sumibandofficial3325
      @sumibandofficial3325 8 років тому +415

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @dalo6081
      @dalo6081 8 років тому +1169

      Let's round it up to 4 days of food.

    • @dutrank1591
      @dutrank1591 8 років тому +820

      The whole order was his plus everyone's food. So the 3 days worth of food is accurate because he ate the 3 orders that were for everyone else. He only ordered 4 things for himself.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 8 років тому +161

      more like 6 or 7 days worth of food

  • @faithful2b1
    @faithful2b1 5 років тому +23758

    See teachers these are the Math problems we want to solve.

  • @cluckinbell1992
    @cluckinbell1992 5 років тому +15157

    The reason why we don't have a menu on the inside was so that Big Smoke wouldn't order everything on the menu all at once.

    • @burstnugget8225
      @burstnugget8225 5 років тому +456

      Well shiet, where's the menu now?

    • @cluckinbell1992
      @cluckinbell1992 5 років тому +966

      @@burstnugget8225 From what we've found, it's located in Big Smoke's house in Idlewood. One of the employees that used to work here found it and gave it to him, since he was Cluckin' Bell's first customer.

    • @burstnugget8225
      @burstnugget8225 5 років тому +196

      @@cluckinbell1992 then what happened to the old employee?

    • @cluckinbell1992
      @cluckinbell1992 5 років тому +402

      @@burstnugget8225 He moved to Maple City, which is located in Canada just north of the border.

    • @burstnugget8225
      @burstnugget8225 5 років тому +155

      man, he straight up Busta of Cluckin' Bell

  • @zetsu6566
    @zetsu6566 Рік тому +1225

    Actually, a large part of Smoke's order were just telling the attendant what the other guys wanted. Notice that none of them lean closer to the microphone, and Big Smoke repeats everyone's order and then, starts to order his stuff. You can also see that Rider and CJ only give him the look after he orders his second meal.

    • @boxhed95
      @boxhed95 Рік тому +96

      fuckin thank you

    • @DlRJENPAJAK
      @DlRJENPAJAK Рік тому +163

      right, but then he ate a large number 9, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda. so he ate one double fillet sandwich, a chicken wrap, a fowlburger, a fowlburger with cheese, one large fries, 3 regular fries, 2 large sodas, and 3 regular sodas. according to this video then he ate like 2.5 days worth of calories, which is still insane.

    • @Mythicalyst
      @Mythicalyst Рік тому +206

      @@DlRJENPAJAK I'm replaying San Andreas right now, and near the end of the mission Ryder mentions that Big Smoke ate all the food, even the food belonging to everyone else, so he really did manage to eat it all in the time it takes to follow and blow up one car lol.

    • @dauphongii
      @dauphongii Рік тому +60

      ​@@Mythicalystlmao I don't think the toilets in 1992 were enough to withstand the armageddon

    • @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko
      @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko Рік тому +42

      Good catch, but still, he ate all the food just like what Ryder said lol.

  • @peter-op1lj
    @peter-op1lj 5 років тому +9885

    Girlfriend : he’s probably hanging out with other girls
    Boyfriend : calculating how big a game characters order was

  • @andrewc9330
    @andrewc9330 3 роки тому +14375

    "Big Smoke says he hates cold food, so it's unlikely he got the salad."
    Yes, that's why.

    • @orochimaru6592
      @orochimaru6592 3 роки тому +315

      the irony XD

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 3 роки тому +237

      @@orochimaru6592 irony is not coincidence

    • @Alxrru
      @Alxrru 3 роки тому +19

      @@operleutnant7235 and i thought that you'd gotten it through your skull

    • @jaykay8464
      @jaykay8464 3 роки тому +73

      @@Alxrru What's figurative and what's literal

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 3 роки тому +49

      @@jaykay8464 Oh but, just now, you said
      You literally couldn't get out of bed

  • @roronoa1243
    @roronoa1243 8 років тому +1106

    Best part? Big Smoke ate all of the food without leaving the car. He even ate some of someone else's food!

    • @irvinalexanderflores
      @irvinalexanderflores 8 років тому +53

      he ate Ryder's number 9 too

    • @blaky9652
      @blaky9652 8 років тому +5

      The Hug Box holy shit 69 like XD

    • @Veroxzes
      @Veroxzes 8 років тому +35

      His stomach must be acid as fuck... Holy shit I just realized something... Reason Big Smoke didn't come in for a "beer" was probably his 2 hour long shit coming up... Poor toilet.

    • @Red_Lion2000
      @Red_Lion2000 8 років тому +11

      AND he spilled ketchup all over the seat.

    • @CowerMantis
      @CowerMantis 8 років тому

      Weeaboo

  • @KperaOfficial
    @KperaOfficial 28 днів тому +23

    The awnser is very simple: his order was long enough for the ballas to show up

  • @SuperNeos2
    @SuperNeos2 8 років тому +813

    The fact someone actually dissected Big Smoke's order is both hilarious and worrying.

    • @banestntheknight
      @banestntheknight 8 років тому +15

      Frankie Jr he went in super hard

    • @pleasestop875
      @pleasestop875 8 років тому +13

      Frankie Jr don't worry scientists do crazy shit too

    • @pleasestop875
      @pleasestop875 8 років тому +2

      Fletchers Flesh yes

    • @arefallout
      @arefallout 8 років тому +1

      Frankie Jr Why? It shows ambition and knowledge.....

    • @typorad
      @typorad 8 років тому +9

      Johnny C There's nothing "retarded" about it. He's now got 1.1 million views on the video and probably some subscribers, and he's raking in ad revenue, it scratched his curiosity and ours, and it probably was minimal work when you think about it. With the internet he could just go to McDonald's website, Cluckin' Bells Website, and do a bit of logical thinking and replaying a cutscene to come some decent conclusions.

  • @Then00bhunt3r
    @Then00bhunt3r 8 років тому +2516

    This is the best episode of Game Theory I've seen in a long time.

  • @bigsaucy8296
    @bigsaucy8296 7 років тому +1911

    This dude took all this precious time to research what big smoke ordered in a video game from 2004. And i watched the whole thing😂

    • @TheDVDwr
      @TheDVDwr 7 років тому +4

      Yeah I gues this is what he likes to do...and he seriously looked into this game situation only after 12 years, like where wasshe

    • @brandomarchi8113
      @brandomarchi8113 7 років тому

      TheToastKiller that's exactly what I was thinking

    • @prashanthreddy4434
      @prashanthreddy4434 7 років тому

      TheToastKiller I swear 😂😂😂

    • @John-kk8gi
      @John-kk8gi 7 років тому

      TheToastKiller take this *L*

    • @DreamDimension
      @DreamDimension 7 років тому +32

      Thank god for people like him to keep my boring ass entertain

  • @christophermorris9382
    @christophermorris9382 Рік тому +496

    Something a lot of people seem to ignore is when Carl orders his number 9, he says “fat boy” likely referring to big smoke. This shows that smoke is actually ordering for the group as a whole. So his personal order is actually a number 9 large, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. It’s still a ton of food. And he likely ate everyone else’s food while they were shooting at the ballas.

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 Рік тому +66

      Yep,doesn't change the fact that he ate their fucking food anyway lmao

    • @RadishShifu
      @RadishShifu Рік тому +15

      He still ate 3.77 days worth of food

    • @LesterMoelester
      @LesterMoelester 10 місяців тому +2

      Yep he did ate all they food in like 5 to 7 min

    • @Haxogone
      @Haxogone 10 місяців тому +7

      Ryder and Sweet definitely spoke like they were addressing the worker. Big Smoke himself said "I'll have" before the order, implying it was his personal order.

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Haxogone The pronouns is not important in this case, as the order-taking people gives 0 fucks on who will actually eat it. Big Smoke might even be alone in the car for all they know.

  • @octoclown2417
    @octoclown2417 8 років тому +3117

    I'm supposed to be studying for fucking finals

    • @FireofGia111
      @FireofGia111 8 років тому +162

      just answer every question with Big Smoke's order

    • @florin5389
      @florin5389 8 років тому +45

      God help us all.

    • @mrsomeone101
      @mrsomeone101 8 років тому +2

      FireofGia wow lol

    • @snowdevil3671
      @snowdevil3671 8 років тому +15

      This should've helped you pass.

    • @ysr3452
      @ysr3452 8 років тому +7

      same here!! LOL

  • @kesters2747
    @kesters2747 5 років тому +2193

    Next video:
    How *BIG* was *BIG SMOKE* himself?

    • @reenaojha1525
      @reenaojha1525 4 роки тому +30

      Underrated comment. Needs a shit ton of likes.

    • @therobloxhotman1040
      @therobloxhotman1040 4 роки тому +18

      like 6’1

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 4 роки тому +52

      He was *2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese and a large soda* Big

    • @the_epic_memer553
      @the_epic_memer553 4 роки тому +23

      He holds galaxies in his own hands

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 4 роки тому +15

      Big chungus vs big smoke...

  • @c424g
    @c424g 5 років тому +3407

    Heart attack: *enters*
    Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

  • @سبحاناللهعددخلقه-ث3ص

    Fun fact: Big Smoke was actually ordering for himself and his homies. So half the order wasn't his order

    • @elderleon1844
      @elderleon1844 9 місяців тому +66

      but he eats all the food in the end so that's don't really matter lol!

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill 8 місяців тому +6

      He ordered for Caseoh

    • @NKGR16
      @NKGR16 7 місяців тому +1

      Didnt they order for themselves?

    • @Trefan9999
      @Trefan9999 7 місяців тому +11

      @@NKGR16 they all told Big Smoke what they all want and he proceeded to just repeat it into intercom, adding what also he wanted for himself

    • @NKGR16
      @NKGR16 7 місяців тому +8

      @@Trefan9999 ohhh yeah that makes sense because ehen cj ordered s number 9 he said "fat boy" referring to smoke

  • @rahman5242
    @rahman5242 3 роки тому +3246

    "Big smoke: The fat one"
    He isn't fat he's just big boned

    • @yourstruly7086
      @yourstruly7086 3 роки тому +96

      It’s just water weight

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 3 роки тому +32

      its just *A I R* weight

    • @rahman5242
      @rahman5242 3 роки тому +38

      @@domyno6304 ain't stealing no body's line big smoke literally said that when cj or ryder questioned why he was so fat and replied I ain't fat I am just big boned.

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 3 роки тому +16

      He’s carrying weapons under his shirt, that’s why he’s fat

    • @ruintheday13
      @ruintheday13 3 роки тому +8

      Then he must have a huge bone in his ass then. XD

  • @bagofgold1326
    @bagofgold1326 5 років тому +926

    Is this what a Harvard degree is used for?

  • @Its_Charlie_Young
    @Its_Charlie_Young 4 роки тому +2223

    BIG SMOKE'S TOILET: *"Why are we still here, just to suffer?"*

    • @coolcatmemes1204
      @coolcatmemes1204 4 роки тому +18

      Exactly

    • @tehpub8517
      @tehpub8517 4 роки тому +47

      Big smoke ALL I HAD TO DO WAS NOT MAKE A SHIT TRAIN CJ

    • @yeetusmaximus3784
      @yeetusmaximus3784 4 роки тому +4

      @@tehpub8517 I can't😂

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 4 роки тому +4

      bold of you to assume that he CAN use the toilet after this-

    • @tylermcnamee293
      @tylermcnamee293 4 роки тому +4

      Insert Big Smoke OOOOOOHHHH meme here

  • @HotWheelsSigmaGrindest
    @HotWheelsSigmaGrindest Рік тому +48

    i actually cannot belive this man made an entire 7 minute video, trying to find out what a fiction character ordered from a fictional resturaunt.
    i praise and look up to you WarBear.

  • @gabrokkerhun
    @gabrokkerhun 5 років тому +2470

    "The official Cluckin' Bell website."
    The what?

    • @twisted9251
      @twisted9251 5 років тому +26

      its in the game

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +111

      ua-cam.com/video/xa13Msb9rRA/v-deo.html
      YOU PICKED THE WRONG WEBSITE , FOOL

    • @coolilikid7153
      @coolilikid7153 5 років тому +17

      More like "the official f*ckin bell notification"

    • @memberofthelegion5626
      @memberofthelegion5626 5 років тому +12

      @Ruci Dewaputra no it’s a real life website based on the game. The game doesn’t have a in game browser like gta5

    • @NinoDerungs
      @NinoDerungs 5 років тому +9

      cluckinbellhappychicken.com/
      Yeah.. Had exactly the same reaction. xD

  • @lulinha4610
    @lulinha4610 5 років тому +4125

    Employee: How many burgers you want?
    Big smoke: Yes

    • @balrajsingh7552
      @balrajsingh7552 5 років тому +55

      oooooooooooooh

    • @doggoboggo1792
      @doggoboggo1792 5 років тому +24

      154968522267087867 calories

    • @ellis.c8821
      @ellis.c8821 5 років тому

      Mood

    • @ErgoAriZ
      @ErgoAriZ 5 років тому +1

      Opa, eae Lulinha! Comer calanguinho tá bom?

    • @lulinha4610
      @lulinha4610 5 років тому +1

      @@ErgoAriZ po meu cumpanheiro ta dificil, mas eu tenho meu esquema

  • @kebabkebob7808
    @kebabkebob7808 2 роки тому +7613

    Doesn't Nikocado Avocado eat like 10,000 calories in each video? So does that mean he eats more than a literal parody character eating a comically large order?

    • @OCecedilha
      @OCecedilha 2 роки тому +998

      Thats actually sad

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 2 роки тому +648

      I feel bad for Nikocado Avocado.
      Edit: Nikocado Avocados Toilet

    • @gibleyman
      @gibleyman 2 роки тому +570

      The fact that Avocado also sometimes does multiple videos a day makes it even more horrifying.

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 2 роки тому +67

      @@thomasedwardharrison2879 I don't

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 роки тому +81

      Yep… that’s kinda depressing in a way

  • @borntogazeintonightskies
    @borntogazeintonightskies 2 роки тому +107

    I just love the fact that someone not only took time out of their schedule to figure all this shit out but took the time to make this video as well.

  • @tilomajer2355
    @tilomajer2355 8 років тому +728

    Why the fuck would he wash it down with a large soda if he got three sodas with his number nines

    • @blizzardentertainment4345
      @blizzardentertainment4345 8 років тому +86

      Tilo Majer this guy doesn't realize you can buy food without sides and drinks

    • @manuelnagore4409
      @manuelnagore4409 8 років тому +46

      Rockstar obviously didn't know what they were talking about. Or he's a really thirsty guy!

    • @biga1848
      @biga1848 8 років тому +5

      i like to get two sodas and a meal - - its better

    • @countblood97
      @countblood97 8 років тому +3

      Hopefully we see the red hot chili peppers at blizzcon next year

    • @tyfoon2764
      @tyfoon2764 8 років тому +1

      +Blizzard Entertainment whenever you get a meal it comes with a soda. That's just how fast food services work.

  • @zombieoshawott5947
    @zombieoshawott5947 7 років тому +3451

    I'll have 2 heart attacks,
    A heart attack large,
    Two diabetes with extra gum disease,
    And a large blood clot.

  • @calseven93
    @calseven93 5 років тому +798

    I don't think we needed to hear Big Smoke say he hates cold food to figure out he doesn't do salads.

    • @MegasLagann
      @MegasLagann 5 років тому +10

      there are some fat people who like salad, man

    • @n1kk3l9
      @n1kk3l9 5 років тому +2

      tyler smith bruh you’re dumb read it again

    • @ipooponurface
      @ipooponurface 5 років тому +1

      @@n1kk3l9 shut the fuck up you cant pitch shift

    • @donaldcoppler
      @donaldcoppler 5 років тому +1

      @cum cakes Not really cause if fat people like salads then they wouldnt be fat.

  • @XXIII_89
    @XXIII_89 2 роки тому +77

    I love hearing him make that order. Such a classic moment!!

  • @DXRTYJERZZZY
    @DXRTYJERZZZY 5 років тому +2381

    “I ain’t fat I’m big boned”

  • @TurboBeads
    @TurboBeads 8 років тому +11400

    wow i never thought anyone would really research this and break this down. im impressed!

    • @TurboBeads
      @TurboBeads 8 років тому +33

      Rodney Hanes gta sa was the best! loved this game! i see you like trap music and games! have a look at my beadspiration playstation video, you might like it. let me know what ya think?

    • @Wally_West
      @Wally_West 8 років тому +30

      Justin Bennett there's always a answer for everything on the internet

    • @TurboBeads
      @TurboBeads 8 років тому +15

      CarbaXGamer even if we have to make up the answers, right?

    • @serPomiz
      @serPomiz 8 років тому +26

      it is the internet, there will always be someone who likes to spend their free time overanalizing something and sharing their results.
      and I'm gratefull for this

    • @Joneewars2
      @Joneewars2 8 років тому +48

      there something i learned using the internet, is that there some ppl with way too much free time in their hands.

  • @germandelatorre6102
    @germandelatorre6102 5 років тому +5803

    This man deserves a Nobel Prize for figuring this out.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 2 роки тому +25

    I can see big smoke getting a whole bucket for himself

  • @rishikkeshsuresh3692
    @rishikkeshsuresh3692 3 роки тому +1791

    8.3 million people: "Now I can die peacefully"

    • @alehaider3886
      @alehaider3886 3 роки тому +3

      Attack On Titan fan I see...Wassup homie!?

    • @rishikkeshsuresh3692
      @rishikkeshsuresh3692 3 роки тому +9

      @@alehaider3886 not a fan just an enjoyer.

    • @alehaider3886
      @alehaider3886 3 роки тому +2

      rishikkesh suresh Nice. I like aot too. Its epik!

    • @alehaider3886
      @alehaider3886 3 роки тому +1

      Eazy E 😂 nice one

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 3 роки тому

      @Eazy E I think you mean “weeb.”

  • @nedeezy
    @nedeezy 5 років тому +629

    In short:
    He ordered a damn lot of food

    • @foxalpha3203
      @foxalpha3203 5 років тому +20

      *YOU PICKED THE WRONG FOOD FOOL*

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 5 років тому +1

      Break The Cycle cj my dog what’s up

    • @nedeezy
      @nedeezy 5 років тому +1

      @@alexanderhopkins917 *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH*

    • @nedeezy
      @nedeezy 5 років тому

      100 likes ? Wow

  • @jaygoatednocap
    @jaygoatednocap 4 роки тому +5982

    i still can’t believe he had 17 subscribers at the time this video was made

  • @skorpers
    @skorpers 8 місяців тому +23

    CJ orders a #9 "fat boy"
    Ryder orders a #9 "just like his"
    Sweet orders a #6 "with extra dip"
    Big Smoke orders a #9 "large", two #45's "one with cheese" and a large soda.

    • @potatoman1111
      @potatoman1111 7 місяців тому +7

      And then ate the others' food too except Ryder's soda

    • @ОлександрШирокий-ю2й
      @ОлександрШирокий-ю2й 3 місяці тому

      Also #7

    • @braydensollie8823
      @braydensollie8823 3 місяці тому

      CJ orders a #9 "fat boy"
      Ryder orders a #9 "just like his"
      Sweet orders a #6 "with extra dip"
      Big Smoke orders a x2 #9 a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2x #45's, x1 with cheese and a large soda

    • @skorpers
      @skorpers 3 місяці тому

      @@braydensollie8823 2x #9 for CJ and Ryder.
      1x #6 with extra dip for Sweet.
      1x #9 large, 1x #7, 2x #45, x1 with cheese and the large soda for big somoke. The first 3 items are not for big smoke.

  • @chippin_in5015
    @chippin_in5015 5 років тому +1981

    If CJ didn’t kill Smoke heart disease probably would’ve.

    • @rickd3777
      @rickd3777 4 роки тому +8

      SK3LLMEN right

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 роки тому +127

      Fun fact: Big Smoke was originally gonna be the only one that betrayed CJ, but since Ryders voice actor left, they made him betray CJ, too

    • @rickd3777
      @rickd3777 4 роки тому +4

      Cryptosporidium-137 yeah!

    • @fabianweber6937
      @fabianweber6937 4 роки тому +23

      Why you spoil me like that I just bought the game

    • @Drauzet
      @Drauzet 4 роки тому +44

      @@Curlyheart Now I understand why Ryder's betrayal didn't feel right

  • @its_jake_michael4791
    @its_jake_michael4791 6 років тому +2318

    1950: we'll discover so many things in the future to help us!
    2018: how large was big smokes order?

  • @sergiobelalcazar9806
    @sergiobelalcazar9806 8 років тому +693

    ONLY ON THE INTERNET WILL YOU SEE SOMEONE DO THIS

  • @SamuraiKindaDumb
    @SamuraiKindaDumb Рік тому +14

    he was ordering everyone’s food

  • @yazzthememer1736
    @yazzthememer1736 7 років тому +556

    Top 10 questions scientists can't answer.

  • @matsen1153
    @matsen1153 7 років тому +1549

    he already had ordered a shit ton of drinks, yet he also ordered a large soda anyway

    • @nadnerb_sr20
      @nadnerb_sr20 7 років тому +36

      Matsen115 That's why the video is retarded

    • @scottwilliamson8887
      @scottwilliamson8887 7 років тому +57

      Matsen115 I think the orders didn't include drinks but everyone seems to assume they do

    • @Zeppelin616
      @Zeppelin616 7 років тому +13

      Many in Rockstar's world they don't include drinks and fries unless you specifically ask for it.

    • @dlvergnt
      @dlvergnt 7 років тому +3

      666 likes! Illuminati!11!1!1!!1!1!

    • @HeyWhatAShiteUsername
      @HeyWhatAShiteUsername 7 років тому +24

      Scott Williamson well, he didnt specifically ordered fries and he was eating some (he said "i'm finishing my fries") so...

  • @locomokuu2471
    @locomokuu2471 8 років тому +1275

    *BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY!*

  • @gatewayofboredom
    @gatewayofboredom Рік тому +7

    Somebody once said that the reason Big Smoke ordered so much food was because he was buying time for the Ballas to carry out the drive-by.

  • @CedDrawsNear
    @CedDrawsNear 8 років тому +539

    Oh shit, this isn't game theory

    • @sneedsfeedseed9905
      @sneedsfeedseed9905 8 років тому +1

      > when de best animatiun chenil comintz on vid
      > when u use green text on fukin yuchub

    • @E.F.CruzZzZzZz
      @E.F.CruzZzZzZz 8 років тому +1

      CedDrawsNear this is not even a theory

    • @clemoutoftime
      @clemoutoftime 8 років тому +1

      it is, his order was never confirmed.

    • @E.F.CruzZzZzZz
      @E.F.CruzZzZzZz 8 років тому

      Beryl oh ye, u are actually right

    • @uknowme2245
      @uknowme2245 8 років тому

      CedDrawsNear
      lol

  • @ismaelchee
    @ismaelchee 7 років тому +976

    the fuck am I doing with my life

  • @fartcard5543
    @fartcard5543 5 років тому +1153

    Big smoke’s doctor be like: You picked the wrong food fool!

    • @NarendraWicaksono
      @NarendraWicaksono 4 роки тому +55

      ay ay ay doc, it's me, Smoke, chill, chill

    • @Sinnexc
      @Sinnexc 4 роки тому +10

      HAHAHAHAA

    • @dr.zamanritu9033
      @dr.zamanritu9033 4 роки тому +10

      @@NarendraWicaksono you made me choke on my spit wtf

    • @harishussain764
      @harishussain764 4 роки тому +2

      @@dr.zamanritu9033 you picked the wrong fool choke

    • @jcto9994
      @jcto9994 4 роки тому +6

      Doctor:"Smoke? Ohhh My God Whazup HAHAHAHA"

  • @magnusvonbraun9870
    @magnusvonbraun9870 Рік тому +9

    I always find Big Smoke’s voice funny when he tells Cluckin’ Bell what he wants.

  • @hellsonion514
    @hellsonion514 3 роки тому +2499

    Big Smoke: *makes order*
    Gamers: The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!

  • @drevil9554
    @drevil9554 6 років тому +1288

    So to add it all up, big smoaks order is about......... 4 whole heart attacks

    • @BananaLuigi
      @BananaLuigi 6 років тому +12

      ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) dam

    • @Perhapsian
      @Perhapsian 6 років тому +27

      Actually I’ll throw it at about 4.3 heart attack’s. But I guess rounding works.

    • @drevil9554
      @drevil9554 6 років тому +28

      4.3 Hearst attacks, sounds more like 4 heart attacks AND a stroke

    • @Perhapsian
      @Perhapsian 6 років тому +3

      Oh crap you’re right.

    • @laxyboyslim
      @laxyboyslim 6 років тому +21

      the thing is, he's buying everyones elses food for them as well
      if you think im lying, look at the transcript
      ig Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
      Carl Johnson: Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy.
      Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.
      Sweet: Let me get a number 6 with extra dip.
      Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
      The two number 9's are for carl and ryder and sweet gets the number 6.
      So big smoke got the number 7, two number 45's one with cheee and a large soda. Still a big order, but not insane like some people think.

  • @daltongould8043
    @daltongould8043 7 років тому +217

    I'm just amused and amazed that someone took the time to figure this out.

  • @lilulyverttt644
    @lilulyverttt644 Рік тому +10

    "Big smoke the really fat one makes a complicated order" 😆

  • @a2468t
    @a2468t 8 років тому +1268

    why the fuck did I watch this

    • @kjbclassics9949
      @kjbclassics9949 8 років тому +8

      lmao I was thinking the same shit

    • @chakydd
      @chakydd 8 років тому +1

      Dank With It 😂😂😂😂

    • @some1ontheinternet27
      @some1ontheinternet27 8 років тому +1

      asking myself the same question

    • @MasterShakeUwU
      @MasterShakeUwU 8 років тому +3

      Dank With It omg I was thinking the same thing XD

    • @eeefox1
      @eeefox1 8 років тому +3

      Dank With It Two number nines..!

  • @ChromeGamesOrg
    @ChromeGamesOrg 7 років тому +2280

    1992: Man, I bet in the future the young ones will use the internet for the good of mankind and science...
    2017: "How big was Big Smoke's order really?"

    • @romalhob8786
      @romalhob8786 7 років тому +163

      But this is better.

    • @seanberghoff2213
      @seanberghoff2213 7 років тому +112

      The people of 1992 weren't wrong.

    • @canadian0251
      @canadian0251 7 років тому +17

      DatSniperBietch to this day many r still confused and wondering how big it really was

    • @godtotality1112
      @godtotality1112 7 років тому +1

      DatSniperBietch JAJAJJAJJAJAAJAJA

    • @TV-jp5wq
      @TV-jp5wq 7 років тому +5

      2016*

  • @zexille8223
    @zexille8223 7 років тому +549

    The biggest mystery of the internet has been solved...

    • @LuchoH838
      @LuchoH838 7 років тому

      Zexille not really I don't agree, he didn't have fries and coke with every burger

  • @dekoldrick
    @dekoldrick 9 місяців тому +5

    You also have to add the fact that he ate everyone's food while they were busy shooting at the Ballas so he took in more calories than that.

    • @potatoman1111
      @potatoman1111 7 місяців тому

      Wasnt he ordering for everyone

    • @LoiKush420
      @LoiKush420 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@potatoman1111nope

    • @potatoman1111
      @potatoman1111 4 місяці тому

      @@LoiKush420then why did he ask what cj wanted

  • @haleysettembre
    @haleysettembre 4 роки тому +281

    1 minute of silence for all the dead chickens after Big smoke's order

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 8 років тому +3720

    I love this , it's like game theory , but for memes

    • @MrStarscream427
      @MrStarscream427 8 років тому +74

      It's just a theory! A meme theory!

    • @Jakedb83
      @Jakedb83 8 років тому +20

      MrStarscream427 oh no please don't

    • @MegaSneed88
      @MegaSneed88 8 років тому +5

      oh yes do it

    • @Lil_lemon_
      @Lil_lemon_ 8 років тому +23

      and its not just fnaf or undertale :D

    • @unbox-o-maker4020
      @unbox-o-maker4020 8 років тому +20

      uppishcub1 The Meme Theory

  • @pico1201
    @pico1201 3 роки тому +4699

    Fun fact, he didn't order the food cause he actually eats that much, he order such a long and slow order to give time to the vallas that arrive shortly after to catch up

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 2 роки тому +952

      He also never attacks the ballas, he’s eating the food and trying to get everyone killed.
      But Ryder was shooting back meaning that Big Smoke got him on the ballas side after that mission.

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 2 роки тому +432

      I just wanna think its both. He friggin ate all the food haha

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 роки тому +179

      It’s probably a mix of both.

    • @Upsetkiller456
      @Upsetkiller456 2 роки тому +292

      Ryder was originally never supposed to betray the gang, due to complications they had to change it

    • @gentlemancharmander4411
      @gentlemancharmander4411 2 роки тому +72

      He also orders for the other people in the car. That’s like, half the order

  • @TheMaskOfZack
    @TheMaskOfZack 6 місяців тому +3

    The thing is… if you were feeding a family, it sounds like an actually tasty meal.

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet 4 роки тому +2122

    He's ordering for the entire car.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 4 роки тому +199

      Maybe but he is still ordering more than one meal for himself, the others give a "really?" reaction to it. He still ordered a lot for himself.

    • @stonethebone69
      @stonethebone69 4 роки тому +120

      But he eats all of it...

    • @KingD-Trix
      @KingD-Trix 4 роки тому +82

      He only had 2 number 45's (One with cheese) three drinks, one being large, and two fries. Seeing as he is alot bigger than the rest of his compatriots, thats a slightly bigger meal than usual. (He was proabally feeling a little hungry.) His meal wasn't all that big untill you realize that he then ate everything that they ordered.

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 4 роки тому +60

      @@KingD-Trix You forgot about the number 9 large and the number 7. The two number 9s were for Ryder and CJ and the number 6 with extra dip was for Sweet, so that leaves 4 meals (9 large, 7, 2 45s) and an extra soda for Smoke which is definitely a lot.

    • @KingD-Trix
      @KingD-Trix 4 роки тому +48

      @@davisbowe8668 Now that I rewatched the clip, and listened carefully to Smokes order, you are correct. But let's give him the benefit of the doubt. He was proabally high as fuck at the time.

  • @bartkoppens5460
    @bartkoppens5460 6 років тому +544

    And he ate Ryder's food as well cause it was getting cold

    • @jpsgames1232
      @jpsgames1232 6 років тому +9

      Bart Koppens DIEBETES

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 6 років тому +11

      Nah, that nigga didn't want to shoot the opposition cuz the opposition was really Big Smoke's Ally.

    • @andrew_gaming6349
      @andrew_gaming6349 6 років тому +1

      Nigga ryder also shoot those ballas

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 6 років тому +1

      @@andrew_gaming6349 Ryder was just crazy and didn't give a shit

  • @dangelohartley5977
    @dangelohartley5977 4 роки тому +2012

    3:44 Ryder: *"All you managed to do was eat my damn food up!"*
    Big Smoke: "Yeah it was gettin cold"

  • @betablastr1512
    @betablastr1512 8 днів тому

    I come back to this video every now and again just to revel in the fact that this is basically what I wished UA-cam could be all the time.

  • @ManLikeEddy
    @ManLikeEddy 5 років тому +388

    FUN FACT if you go to cluckin bell and try to recreate Big Smoke's order , CJ will end up vomiting at the LARGE soda order

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 роки тому +1613

    To burn off THAT many calories straight away, you'd have to be literally on fire

    • @cviator_real
      @cviator_real 3 роки тому +36

      ok, made me laugh

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 3 роки тому +5

      Funny since I burned him in the last mission because I want to cook that traitor pig~

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked 2 роки тому +3

      that was really good lol

    • @gageadams5166
      @gageadams5166 2 роки тому +23

      Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

    • @Bollthorn
      @Bollthorn 2 роки тому +11

      Either that or when he takes off his shirt he goes full Jo-Jo and just buffs right up.

  • @mygrill9272
    @mygrill9272 6 років тому +803

    1900: i hope there is cure for cancer and there will be flying cars
    2016:Worrying how big Big Smokes order was

    • @ohyeahyeah1955
      @ohyeahyeah1955 6 років тому +8

      why did you write 2016 if this is edited 1 month ago?

    • @curtuy878
      @curtuy878 6 років тому +2

      choco bananas thats true 😂

    • @greenalienfromspace
      @greenalienfromspace 6 років тому +2

      choco bananas cuz the vid came out in 2016

    • @jamesvaughan2053
      @jamesvaughan2053 6 років тому +7

      The Rare Bird Rare This was meant to be a fun meme video, not a fucking political opinion. Go the fuck away. Also, who the fuck says "dat" as a cool way to say words anymore?

    • @pilotsayshello1758
      @pilotsayshello1758 6 років тому

      The Rare Bird Rare wut.

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 2 місяці тому +3

    Big Smoke singlehandedly causing a crash in the potato market

  • @adhikary.3685
    @adhikary.3685 5 років тому +2281

    It is literally 3 AM, and I am watching this.

    • @subramanianv5533
      @subramanianv5533 5 років тому +45

      Same damn, and I have an exam tomorrow...

    • @GauravKumar-qr8pt
      @GauravKumar-qr8pt 5 років тому +15

      Same 3:12 am lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @vbbnk
      @vbbnk 5 років тому +3

      i just fucking waked up and im watching this lol

    • @becharac
      @becharac 5 років тому +1

      yes. it indeed is.

    • @Hitemrightandleft
      @Hitemrightandleft 5 років тому

      proud of u

  • @nayev118
    @nayev118 6 років тому +2144

    YOU PICKED THE WRONG ORDER FOOL

    • @galaxykittenz2247
      @galaxykittenz2247 6 років тому +46

      Well all you did was eat all the damn food up

    • @thanosthecoldfire3749
      @thanosthecoldfire3749 6 років тому +3

      ur meean FOWL right?

    • @bigsmoke4588
      @bigsmoke4588 6 років тому +9

      I WANTED EXTRA DIP FOOL!!!

    • @billvickers9149
      @billvickers9149 6 років тому +1

      You picked the wrong capitalist foo!!!

    • @nayev118
      @nayev118 6 років тому +2

      warbear aint a capitalist if you pay attention to his profile pic

  • @H4nn4hLuv
    @H4nn4hLuv 8 років тому +979

    What am i doing with my life

    • @levent3791
      @levent3791 8 років тому +4

      same toughts

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 8 років тому +8

      i watched this video twice

    • @mf3087
      @mf3087 8 років тому +2

      you're not the only one

    • @juantony
      @juantony 8 років тому +4

      FightEcke dude calm down, this is just for fun you know. 😒 God people are just so dramatic

    • @ryanmajor8755
      @ryanmajor8755 8 років тому

      Juan Tony ikr god

  • @TheFrostiestShade
    @TheFrostiestShade 6 місяців тому +2

    I could be going outside, touching grass or talking to women
    but instead i watched some guy dissect a fictional character's fast food order 💀

  • @Dreaxes
    @Dreaxes 8 років тому +608

    yeah mom, im doing my homework now

    • @daddysaso
      @daddysaso 8 років тому +7

      Holy shit are you me from another dimension? Because that's exactly what I'm thinking currently.

    • @elliebee6537
      @elliebee6537 8 років тому +5

      Wow, I was thinking THE EXACT SAME THING!

    • @nomorethan2gendersexist125
      @nomorethan2gendersexist125 8 років тому +2

      Kolanko SAME

    • @_waymin
      @_waymin 8 років тому +4

      Saaame

    • @BlackBird7790NWR
      @BlackBird7790NWR 8 років тому

      I'm in college sooo...

  • @Kilonoid
    @Kilonoid 8 років тому +3393

    I just watched a 7-minute video of a white dude break down and describe a fictional black man's fast food order... what the fuck am I doing with my life...

    • @Kilonoid
      @Kilonoid 8 років тому +60

      Happy Bear Because he sounds white/European, very clean American-sounding accent.

    • @bryanlooez8755
      @bryanlooez8755 8 років тому +4

      Kilonoid everything

    • @kzero1499
      @kzero1499 8 років тому +133

      what the hell does race have to do with this?

    • @fholiday
      @fholiday 8 років тому +6

      Kzero what does your mentioning his mentioning of race have to do with this

    • @agustinl2302
      @agustinl2302 8 років тому +50

      fholiday Maybe the fact that the original comment talks about a "white guy" and a "fictional black guy" when their race is completely irrelevant to the point he makes?

  • @harayoursenpai1180
    @harayoursenpai1180 8 років тому +748

    IT TOOK YEARS FOR THIS TO BE MADE. WHY ?

    • @ArabiaGamers
      @ArabiaGamers 8 років тому +36

      Because we just got hungry

    • @igamerq8247
      @igamerq8247 8 років тому

      Arabia Gamers وش كاعد تسوي هني ههههه

    • @ArabiaGamers
      @ArabiaGamers 8 років тому

      IGamer Q8 ههههههه لقيت المقطع عندي بالصفحة الرئيسية

    • @igamerq8247
      @igamerq8247 8 років тому +1

      Arabia Gamers نفسك😂😂😂😂

    • @krunglebung8993
      @krunglebung8993 8 років тому +3

      NamaYourSENPAI fucking weeb

  • @LargeCrocodile
    @LargeCrocodile 4 роки тому +2373

    Me: Ohhh, guess I’d better go to sleep
    “How big was Big Smoke’s order really?”
    Me: *I don’t need sleep. I need answers.*

    • @majorplothole2620
      @majorplothole2620 4 роки тому +13

      I honestly have no idea why your comment hasn't got more likes. hahaha!

    • @MasonMallak
      @MasonMallak 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @seid168
      @seid168 4 роки тому +3

      Im watching this vid and its 3:30 AM. XD

    • @H.G.Halberd
      @H.G.Halberd 4 роки тому +2

      i mean what am i doing here its 1 am

    • @treehousegames7903
      @treehousegames7903 4 роки тому +1

      It's an hour past my bedtime

  • @Jake_Eyes
    @Jake_Eyes 3 роки тому +2223

    That's over 2 pounds worth of calories.

  • @fabiozanette5343
    @fabiozanette5343 8 років тому +860

    what about dip?

    • @sir_potoo
      @sir_potoo 8 років тому +77

      Dip dip, potato chip.

    • @jorddalord
      @jorddalord 8 років тому +1

      'NADE OUT

    • @conveyedash5090
      @conveyedash5090 8 років тому +13

      Get him some Copenhagen Wintergreen

    • @TheCis
      @TheCis 8 років тому +6

      xoxo kiedy tracz?

    • @denpadolt9242
      @denpadolt9242 8 років тому +48

      It's a meme you dip

  • @periwinkles404
    @periwinkles404 7 місяців тому +1

    this as a first video is actually no joke, incredible. im subscribing immediately, bro figured out an age old question

  • @Daniel-dl2gl
    @Daniel-dl2gl 6 років тому +1366

    300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?"
    1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?"
    1700 - "Why do objects fall to earth?"
    2018 - "How big was Big Smoke's order?"
    Edit: I know this meme has probably already been recreated, but this comment is original on my behalf as I haven't read any previous posts.

    • @killeranime3591
      @killeranime3591 6 років тому +2

      Daniel stolen comment

    • @user-lm1ms1lh9f
      @user-lm1ms1lh9f 6 років тому +28

      @@killeranime3591 Well, it's not. Meme formats are meant to be used multiple times, but including different words. I have done that, and if you could *read* , you'd see that I explained it may be copied, without me knowing it!

    • @aqimjulayhi8798
      @aqimjulayhi8798 6 років тому +12

      I wouldn't say stolen but rather, refined

    • @Daniel-dl2gl
      @Daniel-dl2gl 6 років тому +7

      @@aqimjulayhi8798 Thank you. It must have been commented before me, but I wrote it before reading any comments.

    • @Daniel-dl2gl
      @Daniel-dl2gl 6 років тому +1

      @Dominik Knežević Ha ha, I know - it's dead.

  • @Rishikplays
    @Rishikplays 5 років тому +653

    1960-I bet there will be flying cars in the future
    2019-How big was big smoke’s order

  • @JT5ingh
    @JT5ingh 7 років тому +624

    You forgot that he ate everyone elses food as well. He ate a lot more than that.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 7 років тому +109

      his stomach is a black hole

    • @MrManBuzz
      @MrManBuzz 7 років тому +15

      very mad guy More like it'll be coming out of his black hole ayyyyyy.

    • @steggon
      @steggon 7 років тому +1

      MrManBuzz Racist but funny

    • @MrManBuzz
      @MrManBuzz 7 років тому +6

      carson ackermann How is it racist? -___-

    • @PEAKTYMEZBLUD
      @PEAKTYMEZBLUD 7 років тому +8

      if you say the word "black" that means you hate black people?

  • @coreylapinas1000
    @coreylapinas1000 Рік тому +2

    Ancestors be looking up like, "Normandy? Worth it!"

  • @prisma8525
    @prisma8525 4 роки тому +597

    school system: I don't get it why aren't you getting enough sleep?
    me at 3AM:

  • @yazzthememer1736
    @yazzthememer1736 7 років тому +143

    Now we're answering REAL questions.

  • @Night_77_F7777
    @Night_77_F7777 4 роки тому +200

    its crazy how we actually care about what a guy ordered from a fast food restaurant.

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 4 роки тому +10

      It’s crazy we care about what a *back stabbing bitch* ordered from a fast food restaurant.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 роки тому +1

      He's not even a real guy, he's a fictional character.

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 3 роки тому +6

      @@HOTD108_ hey people can get attached to fictional characters

    • @Takinthehobbitstoisengard
      @Takinthehobbitstoisengard 3 роки тому +3

      @@trevorsgamingroom5284*cough* Arthur Morgan *cough* *cough*

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 3 роки тому

      @@Takinthehobbitstoisengard yes

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 2 роки тому +3

    I can't believe that I sat through a seven minute video about a food order from a fictional game world. Good job sir you kept me interested.

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 3 роки тому +2899

    “I don’t think Big Smoke would order an entire bucket of chicken just for himself”
    Big Smoke: You underestimate my power!!!

  • @danny77721
    @danny77721 7 років тому +1284

    Big smoke? More like big stroke.

    • @garinsimonson5938
      @garinsimonson5938 7 років тому +37

      danny more like fanny lol jk

    • @xxroyalspadexx4952
      @xxroyalspadexx4952 7 років тому +8

      ooooooh roast.

    • @hubjump
      @hubjump 7 років тому +4

      You made the tissue come flying out my nose!
      I am ill god dam it i dont need to be laughing this hard xD

    • @yourrealdad2114
      @yourrealdad2114 7 років тому +11

      Big strokes happen in my room

    • @edwardteach279
      @edwardteach279 7 років тому +5

      Your real dad c: oh really ;)

  • @yooka3505
    @yooka3505 8 років тому +228

    This is better than Game Theory.

    • @wazzupp173
      @wazzupp173 8 років тому +2

      💀💀😂

    • @actualmadscientist
      @actualmadscientist 8 років тому +4

      Yooka- It's kind of sad matpat did not do this first.

    • @sundowner8326
      @sundowner8326 8 років тому +14

      Good thing game theory didn't get here first, they'd probably make a complete mess of this trying to overcomplicate it and missing the obvious facts. Then anybody who also made this video would end up getting hate.

    • @lancell
      @lancell 8 років тому +6

      ''Now personally I don't think he would have gotten a large bucket of chicken for himself, so now we know he got the large wing pieces''
      Flawless logic right there.

    • @vara48
      @vara48 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

  • @SpiritGaming273
    @SpiritGaming273 Рік тому +5

    For some reason this video makes me hungry and hella confused

  • @aguyofrandomness3039
    @aguyofrandomness3039 5 років тому +207

    0:22
    "big smoke, the really fat one," as if we couldnt tell from his name already

  • @ye_olemilkman5689
    @ye_olemilkman5689 4 роки тому +1408

    "I don't really think big smoke would get an entire bucket of chicken by himself" Imma be honest the other food he combines make me think he would

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 3 роки тому +139

      He said Sweet wouldn't get a whole bucket, not Smoke.

    • @UnrealisticArgument
      @UnrealisticArgument 3 роки тому +5

      Milk from botw nice

    • @Willhollow300
      @Willhollow300 3 роки тому +4

      Smoke ordered all tht food because he new it would take a while to finish soon after they order ballers comes out of the mist lol 🤣

    • @jj-lw5xx
      @jj-lw5xx 3 роки тому +6

      @@Willhollow300 big smokes order is as big as the bill for how much it’s cost to replace his plumbing that’s a lot of food, I can eat lots, but you gotta have limits

  • @sevtexSvk
    @sevtexSvk 7 років тому +130

    I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's; one with cheese, an a large soda.

  • @rahj0
    @rahj0 Місяць тому +1

    YT algorithm blessed me with this banger 7 years later

  • @nazmulhasannuhash7129
    @nazmulhasannuhash7129 4 роки тому +176

    Big Smoke be like: "When I'm gone,everyone remember my order"

  • @Gguyrules
    @Gguyrules 6 років тому +167

    "How big was smoke's order?" simple...TOO BIG.

    • @laxyboyslim
      @laxyboyslim 6 років тому +7

      the thing is, he's buying everyones elses food for them as well
      if you think im lying, look at the transcript
      ig Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
      Carl Johnson: Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy.
      Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.
      Sweet: Let me get a number 6 with extra dip.
      Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
      The two number 9's are for carl and ryder and sweet gets the number 6.
      So big smoke got the number 7, two number 45's one with cheee and a large soda. Still a big order, but not insane like some people think.

  • @Rick-bc2ds
    @Rick-bc2ds 7 років тому +257

    What am I doing with my life?..

  • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
    @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 8 місяців тому +2

    Just imagine if he was eating all that food in the restaurant itself.