@@user-bl7em8sx6o Geralt in books is easily outmatched by a few common folks. Another thing, his signs, igni for instance, is basically just a small lighter etc.
Even the strongest man in the world can be killed by a normal kid if he happens to be caught off guard. People really underestimate how big a deal lucky hits or sneak attack can be. That's why armor is so good after all, and Geralt doesn't use those that much. Him dying to common folk doesn't mean he isn't an incredible fighter. It's not like he's weak in the books or anything, he's still really strong compared to a normal human. Only, he's still comparable to a normal human, unlike THIS army slaying aberration in the video.
@@ShowToaster Not really, though. Geralt got killed by a lucky nobody in the middle of a battlefield, when he made a slip and wore no armor. But there are also many occasions where he showed how little ordinary soldiers and bounty hunters could do against him, even in numbers.
This is the video that turned me on to the Witcher three a couple weeks ago. Had a tough time getting into it, but now I am hooked and blown away at the same time.
What’s great about the Witcher 3 skill trees is that the payouts for maxing each are all OP in their own way. Haven’t played in years but I recall Yrden having the ability to slow, drain enemy health and have smaller sigils shoot bolts of energy at other foes. It was my mainstay for monster hunting. But that twirl, along with a bit of slow mo and a well placed ice bomb? Pure art.
I am not trapped in here with you. You are trapped in here with me.
Doom
Rorsach
Hitman
Nice profile picture dude
Worst strategy I have ever seen. He keeps running, and running, until he finds literally the worst place for a fight
Nilfgaardian Soldiers: “Give up you’re surrounded!”
Geralt: “I am surrounded by fear and dead men.”
Darth Vader reference in a Witcher video. Nice.
Soldiers: NILFGAAAAAAAARD OHJKK💀
Look at the Quartermaster! He doesen't give a sh1t!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is Just training boys
He's seen worst things
He knows he’s an essential npc. Why should he worry? Lol
Quartermaster: CAN I PLEASE GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET, PLEASE!
Some conscripted Kaedwini merchant watching the imperialists that take 80% of his profits get hosed.
The Butcher of Tent-iken
Quartermaster writing: "Need...more...men..."
"Send Dudes!" 😂
Apparently my camp has been wiped out, I could use some reinforcements
Best regards
Quartermaster Chiller
ahahhahahahha
@@BaronVonMott Dammm!!! 😂😂
1:43 war is war, but papers doesn't write them self
I was trying to join nilfgard at the start of the game lol
😂😂
And 0:38 , crates don't unload themselves
Who is papers? And why doesn't she or he write themselves?
No excuse for homework not done
I guess Emhyr will be pretty pissed off the next time he meets Geralt
He always sound pissed when meeting Geralt.
The emperor doesn't give a fuck about his soldiers
@@MsygavyzuwbagyaisjnwvhzPretty sure he cares about losing the entire occupying regiment though.
He better chill tf out and get his ovaries down a gear or two before Geralt introduces him to his tombstone.
0:39 That nilfgaardian with the box
1:51 He is still alive
@@clivenguSmart guy brought a box to a sword fight
Absolute chad
It's a good box!
mf brought a box to trap geralt's mind inside of it
Shout out to that Soldier fighting with a wooden Box
All of a sudden, it turns into Dynasty Warriors at the end.
same with me bro.
LU BU HAS COME TO KILL US ALL!
1:33 Bro pulling up to a sword fight with a wooden box
😂😂😅😅
once i saw it, i came running to the comment section, looking for this exact comment XD
1:00 “he came in me”
😂wtf
No wonder he mad
bro is so mad because geralt not gonna pay that child support
I👨🍼😂😂😂
LOL
Whatever letter that dude is writing must be super important to be distracted by a massacre taking place in his tent 😂
These papers ain't gonna right themselves boooiii.. !
@@albertdavid9489 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently my camp has been wiped out, I could use some reinforcements
Best regards
Quartermaster Chiller
Sitting there like, "that's why I don't work in the field" 😅
Ironically it was a call for reinforcement.
Nilfgaardian soldiers: "You foolish Witcher. You trapped yourself in this tent with an army"
Geralt: "I beg to differ..."
I'm not trapped here with you, you TRAPPED here with ME
I like the dude that chose a box as his weapon
He's thinking outside the box!
"He's trying to escape!"
"I'm not escaping - I'm taking you all on!"
Geralt in games: Fights an entire army alone and wins.
Canon Geralt: Dies to 3 villagers.
Did that happen in the books?
It's just Vilgefortz
@@user-bl7em8sx6o Geralt in books is easily outmatched by a few common folks. Another thing, his signs, igni for instance, is basically just a small lighter etc.
Even the strongest man in the world can be killed by a normal kid if he happens to be caught off guard. People really underestimate how big a deal lucky hits or sneak attack can be. That's why armor is so good after all, and Geralt doesn't use those that much.
Him dying to common folk doesn't mean he isn't an incredible fighter. It's not like he's weak in the books or anything, he's still really strong compared to a normal human. Only, he's still comparable to a normal human, unlike THIS army slaying aberration in the video.
@@ShowToaster Not really, though. Geralt got killed by a lucky nobody in the middle of a battlefield, when he made a slip and wore no armor. But there are also many occasions where he showed how little ordinary soldiers and bounty hunters could do against him, even in numbers.
I just want to see the loot being sold to the quartermaster 😂😂
Unfortunately they don't drop any
1:35 the amazon delivery guy with my SUPER FRAGILE new monitor.
The last elbow was personal
that soldier with the box stuck on his arm lmao
Bro is one hit wondering a whole slue of level 100+ NPC's. He's an absolute menace and I love it!!!!
@@Story_Sandwichofc it's modded. Infinite dmg and health apparently
Cringe
@@ndro_gyny But the best part is that its easily doable without mods with the right build.
@@CepbIuLOLdo you know some kind of build that actually can do something similar without mods?
@werbek2456 ua-cam.com/video/xoIWZoEoHq8/v-deo.htmlsi=lIy4UsNxBm1Wpn8I
Days Gone: Witcher Edition
1:41 - Just trying to do your homework when your siblings burst in...
The Quartermaster be thinking: "For **** sake! Can you not take this outside?!"
Turns out Geralt became the
*STORM THAT IS*
*A P P R O A C H I N G*
Those archers are pretty accurate, they keep landing shots on the sword, pretty hard to do that.
That paperwork guy sure deserves a raise.
Guts in front of 100 men be like : 1:25
Suddenly I hear "Freebird" playing in the background
Batman : I know how to engage 300 men at once.
Geralt : I can slaughter 300, forget about engaging them
Bro at the desk is casually just continuing with the accounting work.
Just another day at the office 😂
He’s already writing all the new inventory
He got the priorities straight.
"We has a lot of casualties today. Please send more men."
Guy at the desk: "Good that I am essential NPC"
I am more surprised the game still runs flawlessly with around 50 npc running around with animations and pathfinding.
One of the best combat musical scores I’ve ever heard. Let alone the rest of the games music.
Bro indeed had enough with Nifgaard 😭
That one Sigma in the back just casually loading boxes into a wagon as the rest of the soldiers aggro 😂
The second "New notice board" popped up i would've dropped what i was doing and checked it out
This is the video that turned me on to the Witcher three a couple weeks ago. Had a tough time getting into it, but now I am hooked and blown away at the same time.
The real gangsta is sitting at the table.
Love the guy holding a crate. No clue whats going on but eager to do his part. :D
COLLECT THEM ALL!
Bro single handedly won the war with Nilfgaard saving Redania
Bro wanted to play Days Gone but didn't wanna switch discs
The writer surely does deserve a raise.
Quartermaster: “Thanks, you know you’re making my job a hell of a lot easier.”
"he's here, grab your weapons!!!"
random dude: *grabs a box*
Meanwhile the quartermaster is simply chillin in his seat.
now that is how to get the butcher of Blaviken achievement
Meanwhile devs: what the actual...😮
Gigachad Geralt doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Gigachad Geralt:
Good old grinding in an RPG.
When you're playing Witcher but have to scratch that Dynasty Warriors itch.
In the witcher kills earn you barely any xp. You gotta do quests to level
Guess Radovid would be pretty satisfied with half of Emhyr forces getting killed by a spinning Geralt
the man on the table can't be more minding his own business
And that's how he earned his name.
The secret Ingredient - Difficulty: Easy
HELL YES! You did what we've all wanted to do!
Geralt handling his sword like a Lightsaber pre-Kathleen era.
"You need to pick your battles. That's too many battles. Put some of those ba- okay nevermind just clean up when you're done."
Dude rolled all the way into the Queens Chasity Belt.
What’s great about the Witcher 3 skill trees is that the payouts for maxing each are all OP in their own way. Haven’t played in years but I recall Yrden having the ability to slow, drain enemy health and have smaller sigils shoot bolts of energy at other foes.
It was my mainstay for monster hunting. But that twirl, along with a bit of slow mo and a well placed ice bomb? Pure art.
This is modded
That one soldier is thinking out of the box by using the box to fight..
Bro really just rolled around for 2 minutes straight
I love that the guy in the chair is like UHHH not again!! 1:19 XD
The Punch in the end was personal
i like the soldier that didnt let go of a crate
i am not stuck in here with you... YOU ARE STUCK HERE WITH ME!!
"He's break-dance-fighting!"
I was expecting him to lead them to a giant arrow launcher that killed them all but this was chill too.
This is me killing mosquitoes and flys when they attack me 😂😂😂
Imagine how much cooler it would have looked with screen shake turned off
That last hit felt very personal.
That guy just wanted to show you his cool box
Quartermaster cosplay's average high school professor when havoc on class.
your family when you try to study in peace
Igni, igni, bomb, bomb
He wants no smoke with the IRS, bro is still in that chair filing his taxes..
Dude has an exam to get ready for. Studying hard.
"I am not in danger.
I am the danger."
- WW
Geralt singlehandedly stopping the Nilfgaard invasion of the north is the side quest I didn't know I wanted
lol, the guy with the crate 🤣 was just checking in
I mean, someone has to do the paperworks.
guy with the crate instead of hand stole the show
Once a great man said "I am not in danger, I am the Danger!!!"
Geralt turning into a lawnmower but for humans
1:16 you think i'm trapped in here with you? No, you're trapped in here with me!
He's writing down the casualty report lol.
When the soldiers enter the tent, they look like wasps filing out of a nest
Bro is running backwards faster than Usain Bolt 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Bro coming in with a whole ahh box 📦 😂
Man carrying box is interested.
Geralt's gonna have a new nickname after this one
The last one in the face, it was personal.😅
That went from dark souls to dynasty warriors in about 3 seconds.
When the tank pulls the whole dungeon
man, I wish I have the focus ability of that guy during study time....
the guy with the box in his hands xD
freeze bomb and spin to win was my favourite combo
they see me rollin , they hatin.
Quatermaster: They died like a knight, with honor and duty