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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
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Jack has a habit of making me choke on my own laughter within 10 seconds of the video.
Someone's gonna add those first few seconds to r/brandnewsentence, I swear.
Y e s
ok?
@@greypblox379 in what world does yes turn into forks
@@TheDigitizedSignPainter definitely
Why does the crow of judgement look like it would have Robins voice 💀
Birb
@@John_b123 yes birb
Robin is the God of birds
@@John_b123 BIRB
@@John_b123 both are, indeed, birb
0:35 is less 'I had a stroke' and more 'Software Gore', but I'll take any opportunity to hear Jack spout gibberish.
Hearing him speak on behalf of the shoe frog yesterday had me laughing harder than I should have and this subreddit as a whole is delightful. :D
why do i always mistake your profile picture as a human heart.
@@jaymart04because you hear it beat. That’s their footsteps which is them coming closer. Run.
This audio just reminded me of Splatoon lol
And it’s almost always Maryland for that shit
@@bubslee007 same
10:33 I was laughing more at the sign that said "Try The Strange Juice" in the background! LOL
This isn't r/Ihadastroke, this is a reddit compilation of autocorrect becoming sentient
yep
yep
2:46 honestly even without the 'L's, Jacc's way of saying it makes it feel like it's still relatable, especially the UGH often part.
Lugh often
@@cylerherbst9143 yeah it's the whole LA missing on that last one 😂
r/ihadastroke seems like an archive of all the instances where a member of humanity demonstrated that they had no idea what “backspace” was.
7:58 Or in this dad's case, Siri being as literal as a genie trying to screw you over.
@@ezekielbaskerville2710 um, actually, that isn’t Siri, that’s just dictation typing, and it doesn’t have a delete feature like Windows Speech Recognition. He really should’ve figured that out by like the fourth time. I suppose he could’ve been using Siri to initiate the text, but regular dictation typing on iOS does the same thing, and I’ve seen people call it Siri before, so…
@@WilburJaywright Either way, it's relatable. I keep telling my dad to "stop using voice to text and type like everyone else", and he still tries to google search with his voice knowing full well it doesn't like his voice.
Umm... i have dyslexia so i have hard times writing something. In my eyes it was written right but my friends are laughing and dying bc my typo :D i know what backspace is but i just dont see my topy before i send it, sometiems im just too lazu to write over and over and still be wrong :D
@@maiski2864 some people here seem well aware that they typed the wrong word, but they didn’t fix it, they just tried again, but just as sloppily.
"Who's up for a bottle of alcohol?"
"But we're in school."
*"Al-scohol."*
I'm the first that i think that charade
12:34 made me realize im not the only schlatt fan, that makes me happy.
how? 😭 Also, Schlatt fan here, hi bro
here@@ichmagessen
4:42 I have never heard an EmKay narrator stunned into silence before.
We need a subreddit of Jack moaning in videos or pointing out innuendos like at 3:24
I have a feeling there'd be many people there...
10:32 The second sign concerns me more than the first I think.😅😅
"Try the S T R A N G E J U I C E"
that's kiwi juice. "kiwi" sounds like "strange" in chinese, so they gave it the name.
@@BookApocalypse no thanks I'm good. Lmao 🤣
@@YW2324 shit that was a yr ago
@@BookApocalypse lol 😆 whoops my bad 🤭. Hehe. Still funny 🤣
4:56 unironically, these are really good fantasy names 😂😂
4:31 "Jonathan Wicked" is the funniest thing 💀
It's after 3 in the morning, but I'm not sure if its the late hour or the amazing presentation given by Jack that is forcing me to fight with a herculean effort to not erupt into loud, tear-shedding laughter and wake the entire household.
4:25
-John Wick- *Jonathan Wicked*
😂 Jonathan Wicked 😂
9:35 horse on a treadmill, clippity clop.
12:40 man never thought I'd see a chuckle sandwich bit here. and done so poorly. 10/10 execution
8:08 That word salad "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" has been around for a long ass time. Like easily over a decade.
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
Maybe that's the only time YOU clean your skeleton.
People, make sure to polish your femur regularly.
i can clvran my bhonesdrssn
jsj3222
@@crimsoncrowbar17 what the fuhhhhhh
@@Just_a_commenterNEVER!!
12:14 The Necklace Stefan gave Elena to keep Damon out of her head is the thing that let him into her heart
4:15 He's just typing backwards. Might actually be a stroke. Or a concussion. Assuming he's not faking, that is.
“Brother you can just die.” He’s not the only one who died🤣🤣🤣
to be fair to the OP, 5:39 has no mistakes, only a lack of punctuation/capitalization and extension the word ARMYs. "Side step right left to my beat" is lyrics and JK is a nickname.
Was about to say this, but I do think it’s weird/cringe to claim a grown ass man with millions of fans as your own
@@jodl07 they were likely (hopefully) just joking, although I know some people do say things like that seriously, so I do agree with you.
@@mango-tm8tw i guess it depends on what video it was commented on as well (just to be clear, i am an army as well)
@@jodl07thank you for your service
@@jodl07 Unless it’s another JK from who you’re thinking of.
2:55 'can we longer life if our phone our life take?' one of the questions of all time
0:28 "and remember maryland" *proceeds to summon the god of enchantments*
?
Editor, narrator, everyone needs a raise
you need a raise
4:46 White Couple™ baby names are inching closer and closer to eldritch horror
I love that you just ignored the "try the strange juice" sign under the "avoid rude and unreasonable chicken" sign
Ah, yes! Dalek bread!
EXTERMINATE!!!
Goes well with boast reef
5:01 Is this that person who says their child is "unique"?
5:52 Yep, I totally understood that. To those who don’t understand:
So basically…
*radiator*
the editors need to be let out of their cages for at least 4 hours a day.
But at least they get a good laugh while there working sooo
9:15 Translation: Amazing stone baked pizzas.
I'm lauging so hard my brain hurts. I'm probably also developing a tumor.
Good work Jack, good work editor.
7:48 I had my volume off during this but it didn't matter I'm dying 😂
5:39 as an ex BTS Stan I completely understand this 🤦🏽♀️"side step right left to my beat" is one of the main lyrics of Butter, the song that they sang on the Grammy's, armys is the name of the fanbase, "I purple you" is BTS's way of saying I love you because one of the members (I forgot who) gave purple a new meaning. "Jk is mine" she is saying the member Jungkook, who's nickname is JK is hers. That's a little creepy but you do you
For some reason the "Bathroom Rules" having the Ouija font made it 10x funnier to me 😂
these editors need a raise
bdhhdhgdify😇
YES NSIZKA TEYH OD
Barlic Gread, Everyone fav Bood
*bav
3:49 I don't think that was my man having a stroke, I think it was rhyming shortspeak for "Today your profile pic is...?" Pfp is the abbreviated for Profile pic, usually, hence why I think so.
8:06 Lol! My man ain't havin' a stroke here; they just reciting an ad that says exactly that. I remember it from a Try Not To Laugh Challenge Markiplier tried to do. His face of pure confusion was exquisite. XD
0:23 probably is also worthy of being on r/softwaregore, and that completely broken WEA message made me laugh like nothing else.
3:50. As a gen z human, I’ll provide the intended series of letters and follow up with what those letters actually mean. “Tf is yr pfp?” They missed the f and hit d. Also, they forgot grammar in regards to the placement of the “is” and accidentally hit an extra s somewhere along the line. What that translates to is “what the fuck is your profile pic?”
6:19. As a human, uuh. “Inhale, exhale.” After seeing it, it almost feels obvious for a brief second. But, holy shit, no.
Oh thanks
6:00 wow! thanks for including my post!
Yes when
4:41
Jfc, these names XD
Reminds me of a conversation me and my sister had yesterday about really bad baby names.
And, apparently, some parents name their kids "Krxstal".
PRONOUNCED *_CRYSTAL._*
(Which is what I imagine these kinds of parents keep in their medicine cabinets where their antipsychotics should be.)
12:06 The necklace Stefan gave Elena to keep Damon out of her head is the thing that let him into her HEART
This is what happens when you just immediately hit send after assuming spellcheck wouldn't push your ass down a flight of stairs.
7:41 the fact that i know what the dad was actually trying to do makes it funnier IMO😭😭😭
barlic gread
Agreed.
Jack doin gibberish is amazing
This entire vid feels like jack’s voice clips yeeted at a wall and the editor’s took random parts of what stuck
9:00
*dramatic theatre kid gasp*
GEMSOULS. GEMSOULS, FRACKING. GEMSOULS.
7:17 as an representative of the muslim arabs we dont want him its ok to be black or white and its ok to be bad and english but it was forbidden to be gae or a part of the lgbtq+
He is 16 yet he doesnt know?
Prob fake 16 yo and most likely a 5 yo kid thinking LGBTQ is cool, he'll learn
I'm an Asian Muslim and that person is most likely a kid.
@@dukezFRL ye maybe
nahhhhhh
being lgbtq is poggers
@@ASocialistTransGirl just like alcohol, if its forbidden in the religion its forbidden
Ppl might have same opinion on alcohol and stuff like that but its forbidden to drink and to be a part of the lgbtq its said to not be a part of it but not to harass them but also have no relation with it
Im pretty sure ur not muslim to know that
12:34 chuckle sandwich reference. It’s very clear for anyone who listens to the podcast. Every guest they have they always have to ask the question: “Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or games. Unlimited games. But no games.” It’s a chuckle sandwich classic
0:30 bro started talking an enchantment table💀
Bro started to summon Satan.💀
ISS a djdjdhdhdhd srtr spkeaka no??? pltea
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napkin
The Maryland PSA makes sense honestly. It's not too far away from where all the other Lovecraftian shit is happening
3:36 never thought I’d see Soyeon in an Emkay video lmao
Why did he randomly start speaking In a posh British accent when speaking the school text fail
6:56
Then immediately to German. That made me fricking laugh so loud I woke up my parents and had my phone taken away for the rest of the night.
@@thedoodlianfellaoop
@@thedoodlianfella You honestly deserve to have your phone taken from you. People who laugh at night deserves to get scolded by their parents or complaints from their neighbors.
@automation7295 says the guy up at 9:30
(don't click timestamp btw)
The worst ones are the ones where you can actually tell what they're trying to say
The parent telling Siri to die was too relatable lmao
7:47 *It looks like this person turned into a faulty Cyberman whilst writing this.*
5:17 perfectly transitioning into 5:23 was amazing
In the one with the rude chicken, am I the only one who noticed the sign saying "Try the Strange Juice" below it? I almost died laughing! 😂
4:10 Bro sounds like he's chanting a spell from Worlds Finest Assassin Reincarnates as an Aristocrat.
I find the content of this video easier to understand than the word salad from some politicians.
7:54 The early warning signs of a Dalak
10:14 is the most impressive thing in this channels history
13:17 Diego got caught mid transformation into a dinosaur
0:07 As an asexual, I can confirm that barlic gread is heartwarming.
yes
@@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time to call the r/ihadastroke CEO.
6:18 i thought it said something about exits till i realized ALE was it both section, it says inhale exhale, whoever made this forgot to breathe.
✨HeHe✨
7:39 - "i hate you predeliction cockroach of a damn text system die" - that is the greatest combination of words ever.
9:46 translated:
He beat invisible deadlocked so he can see his dad but he never did because his dad is more invisible than the level.
I could listen to Robin say random words for 4 hours straight
1:06 delivered what now? h...how does a message deliver quietly
but like in all seriousness, what does that even mean
The other person was on do not disturb
I laughed sooo HARD at the "Avoid rude and unreasonable chicken" XD and even more so with the sign below "Try the strange juice" OMG 🤣🤣🤣
The Avoid Rude and Unreasonable Chicken sign is even funnier given the sign below it. Try The Strange Juice!!!
4:41 damn, white people names are getting crazy
4:28 "Jong Wuck" this is more funnier than watching other videos I've seen in the past.
I think the Public Safety Alert just cursed Maryland 😂
MY POST AT 8:39!!! I MADE IT ON EMKAYYYYYYYYYYY
🎉🎉🎉
Be
our* 😌
@@briannasergent5030 :3
@@briannasergent5030 :3
4:55 Sounds like a British way to say "Jordan"
0:53 That text looks like alien language.
dude this subreddit always makes me laugh
3:58 ah yes, the pissno
pissno
Pissino Spaghet
Nuts from the second hunger games movie like:
11:56
9:46 geometry dash 💀
Invisible Deadlocked is a copy of Deadlocked by Robtop, but everything is invisible. It is rated insane demon and an incredible achievement for those who have beaten it.
I love when you can tell if someone is using the voice typing thing
My Nana uses voice typing all the time and everything she says is just slightly off, but not so much that I can't understand her. It's just the right amount of messed up.
6:59 sounded like he was a angry german yelling in the 1940's LMFAO
9:46 Invincible deadlocked? is that the new silent clubstep?
roast sikky
That was meeeeee :))
@@LynxxGD omg, it was you.
@@LynxxGD ITS HIM!!
@CooljiGD thanks for putting me in the level, this is my brother account
(1:36) I legit rewatched this part like 3 times, my brain hurts so much 😵
What is Batman
That got me
Alcohol school edition.
BARLIC GREAD! This subreddit is my favorite! Absolutely hilarious and useful.
My humor is incredibly broken, it is 02:22 am at night and I am choking trying to hold mself from literally laughing my ass off, thanks Jack 💀💀
6:32 Avicii died on April 20, technically he is right. How do you know Avicii?
2:01 I have a shirt where it just says "Some people is running, some people are" literally got cut off
Are you sure 5:33 wasn't a autocorrect prank?
7:36 as an araps, I clearly recommend you appreciate our religion
9:52 they playing geometry dash
Invisible deadlocked is a lvl for those who sont know
13:25 bro turned into Minos Prime
3:10 i laughed cuz i read it in a pirate voice
6:18 it says inhale | exhale
Yeah
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘