Darkest Dungeon: The Pain Train

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • The wait is over.
    The train has arrived.
    Song used: Here Comes the Pain Train - Jay Harper
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  • @DontPaniclol
    @DontPaniclol  6 років тому +7977

    I swear to god, if someone uploads this to reddit without giving me credit...
    Well then i'll be a little upset

    • @DontPaniclol
      @DontPaniclol  6 років тому +1446

      And what do you know, someone uploaded it without giving me credit.

    • @mehrdad8820
      @mehrdad8820 6 років тому +227

      Feels bad man

    • @predakiller2
      @predakiller2 6 років тому +318

      Give it a tiny discrete watermark

    • @MihailKage
      @MihailKage 6 років тому +26

      What a legend you are.

    • @dougfax
      @dougfax 6 років тому +143

      Gonna post it on 9GAG and going to credit myself

  • @Lyth13
    @Lyth13 4 роки тому +2100

    The Collector: uses collect call. Front row Hellion: Bold words for someone in Iron Swan range

    • @victorvaquer94
      @victorvaquer94 3 роки тому +66

      So... you have chosen death

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 3 роки тому +149

      Should've used Collect Call to phone his mother to pick him up. Never stood a chance.

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 11 місяців тому +4

      That's why I love Hellion. She saved me from back row sucker's so many times

  • @xXXx-ik9ii
    @xXXx-ik9ii 5 років тому +5655

    "crits are my stress heal"

  • @wellingtonmcskellington4833
    @wellingtonmcskellington4833 6 років тому +8605

    You don't need a healer if you kill everything before it kills you

    • @stormweaver82
      @stormweaver82 6 років тому +189

      *bison's* "Of COURSE!"

    • @MrBones-hh1zy
      @MrBones-hh1zy 6 років тому +634

      Can’t get your backline exposed if you have no backline.

    • @nightmareovertoepie6172
      @nightmareovertoepie6172 6 років тому +50

      @@MrBones-hh1zy omg I just notice how true this was

    • @MachinimaGothic
      @MachinimaGothic 6 років тому +138

      "Can’t get your backline exposed if you have no backline." "You don't need a healer if you kill everything before it kills you"
      This commnts make my day

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 5 років тому +29

      hmm i did it wrong all the time i was like it sucks when my healer is dead/stunned or jsut to slow so i made everyone a healer
      i mean i can stall a boss fight for like 20 turns but i can't kill anyone :D

  • @SrPelo
    @SrPelo 5 років тому +5721

    This videos are 100% quality

    • @DontPaniclol
      @DontPaniclol  5 років тому +596

      Am i famous now?

    • @Ben-qw1mw
      @Ben-qw1mw 5 років тому +51

      hopefully you will be

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 5 років тому +132

      Hey it's that guy who's famous for screaming and physically abusing a table
      *Love the content*

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 5 років тому +16

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @jhair5453
      @jhair5453 5 років тому +4

      senpai

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 3 роки тому +494

    I haven't seen anyone else mention this, but I absolutely love the way you sync the attacks to the beat. I don't know why, but it really sells everything for me.

  • @Napoleon637
    @Napoleon637 6 років тому +1920

    So that's where Ornstein went, he recruited a tribe of warrior women into the art of fighting and amused himself with the blood of an eldritch abomination before moving onto Dark Souls 3

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 5 років тому +100

      This was practice for the real thing lmao

    • @kross777rlsh9
      @kross777rlsh9 5 років тому +38

      Was wondering. If that was the darksouls guy

    • @BelegornHK
      @BelegornHK 5 років тому +26

      hahaha all in a day of training the TRAIN WOHOO

    • @fluorideinthechat7606
      @fluorideinthechat7606 2 роки тому +15

      Whenever I used the Ornstein mod before I figured out he was from Dark Souls I thought he was the Hellion’s distant kid or something thanks to sharing animations.

  • @Ratty444
    @Ratty444 3 роки тому +353

    Crits are stress heals for both in game and for the player

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Рік тому +4

      What about crit heals? You can crit a healing move and it heals double + a bit of stress

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 Рік тому +19

      @@kamilslup7743 yep, you can crit the occultist's 0 heal.

  • @notbulger
    @notbulger 6 років тому +1981

    *Limit break*
    No...
    He wouldn't...
    *3x crit*
    oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

  • @dereklariviere7652
    @dereklariviere7652 5 років тому +1267

    "How many Hellions would you like?"
    "Yes."

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 3 роки тому +139

    2:39
    "They'll never get me behind my wall of gho-"
    "HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!!!"

  • @conormartin3757
    @conormartin3757 3 роки тому +207

    1:43 just the sound of that attack is perfect.

  • @maximes2979
    @maximes2979 6 років тому +472

    "why all the concern? I've seen nothing horific" says the fcking spooky skeleton

    • @DontPaniclol
      @DontPaniclol  6 років тому +47

      Oh, yeah, that's a mod for the bountyhunter.
      I've added it to the description.

    • @cor955
      @cor955 5 років тому +5

      The one smart skeleton, who joined the hamlet for fear of facing the wall and the pain train.

  • @preumsclassiques2654
    @preumsclassiques2654 7 місяців тому +9

    That's how a regular DnD group ends up doing when the DM says "no spellcaster"

  • @theranger3318
    @theranger3318 6 років тому +1666

    4 Bounty Hunters when?

    • @LittleWasp
      @LittleWasp 6 років тому +171

      SNORTmobile

    • @aperson6505
      @aperson6505 6 років тому +79

      it better start with a kazoo'd star wars theme

    • @kiettruong4029
      @kiettruong4029 6 років тому +28

      The mandelorian?

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 6 років тому +52

      *hook* *chop*
      *hook* *chop*
      *hook* *chop*
      With the color of madness, this combo became op

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 6 років тому +15

      if you do it needs to be the surprise butseccs spy snort song

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 4 роки тому +64

    "Don't have any healers? That's ok! *Everything will be dead before they have a chance to attack you*"

  • @blus4
    @blus4 6 років тому +515

    Four Jesters when?
    Set their speeds right so they all can use Finale before the enemy attacks, and I can assure you that it'll be one of the funniest things you'll see in this game.

    • @renx81
      @renx81 4 роки тому +66

      Impossible, speed doesn't work like that.
      I mean, you could make it work a few times if you try long enough, but it would never work as a viable strategy for a whole long champion level dungeon.

    • @AbsurdlyLudicrous724
      @AbsurdlyLudicrous724 3 роки тому +8

      "Truly amusing" -Jester

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 роки тому +4

      I think seeing four jesters just mutilate the guarded enemy would be amazing.
      Also finale

    • @Plurpen
      @Plurpen 2 роки тому +1

      @@renx81 is that a challenge?

    • @renx81
      @renx81 2 роки тому

      @@Plurpen Sure, indulge me!

  • @onyxlock336
    @onyxlock336 6 років тому +483

    0:01 Look at the bottom left

  • @HouseVesper_StarsectorEdits
    @HouseVesper_StarsectorEdits 5 років тому +1085

    Only took me 3 months to finally understand the STEAM locomotive joke at 1:10 lmao

  • @brunosummavielle3318
    @brunosummavielle3318 6 років тому +295

    Your the only guy i know who can do 2 things:
    a) get me into music i was unaware off
    b) make Darkest Dungeon look funny.

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 Рік тому +1

      Genocide in the Eye of the unfullied

  • @TheAncestor6
    @TheAncestor6 6 років тому +196

    1:00 huh.. didn't know enemies had Bounty Hunters now.
    *SNORT*

  • @Coldaardvark2
    @Coldaardvark2 6 років тому +167

    Honest opinion from me Don't Panic, you make the best Darkest Dungeon Content that actually makes me want to play the game even more. It's super entertaining, and it's not only meme- worthy, it's actually true.
    Since y'know...
    It's hard to fake the pain train.

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 6 років тому +9

    The text at 0:23 over the Beast Ring is "The beast rings will make sense later in the video just trust me!" in case anyone else was curious

  • @beanzeani2440
    @beanzeani2440 Рік тому +11

    PAIN TRAIN
    this video never gets old

  • @yoda0017
    @yoda0017 2 роки тому +14

    Years later and this is still my favorite Darkest Dungeon vid.

  • @Gbaboo4
    @Gbaboo4 6 років тому +695

    So happy there is still someone making vids about Darkest Dungeon.
    But,i expected Thomas to be here.

    • @DontPaniclol
      @DontPaniclol  6 років тому +35

      In that case, TheFoxyDragon has a video just for you!
      ua-cam.com/video/OOzXyh7UIrk/v-deo.html

    • @Gbaboo4
      @Gbaboo4 6 років тому +6

      I meant cause,you know,Pain Train.
      And Thomas is the most painful train.

    • @DontPaniclol
      @DontPaniclol  6 років тому +16

      True, but so many have done it already, you know?

    • @Gbaboo4
      @Gbaboo4 6 років тому +2

      True.

    • @dragonsniper6543
      @dragonsniper6543 6 років тому

      You deserve a lot more

  • @pabloe4323
    @pabloe4323 Рік тому +5

    I don't know how but I usually come back here from time on time

    • @Jemmyt
      @Jemmyt Рік тому

      I do the same.

  • @lollagurly198
    @lollagurly198 4 роки тому +25

    I bet our units would not get as easily stressed if they could hear the music hyping them up lmao

  • @bunnysupreme74
    @bunnysupreme74 Рік тому +9

    The pacing, humor, editing, storyboarding is just perfect! One of those videos you keep watching over and over, even after a long time, without getting stale 👌

  • @frizo1126
    @frizo1126 Рік тому +7

    What a replayable item. Relevant to this day.
    Thank you!

  • @blindrunner1872
    @blindrunner1872 6 років тому +11

    It is always the little touches in this videos that kill me. I swear I watched this a few dozen times before I noticed the "We've got to have... MONEY" clip in the bottom left during the first few seconds. That kind of attention to detail EVERYWHERE is half the reason this format is so hilariously re-watchable and enjoyable. Love it.

  • @drakematsen4978
    @drakematsen4978 2 роки тому +6

    2:00 funny meme, but The Pain Train stands no chance against The Wall.

  • @marcpolo100
    @marcpolo100 6 років тому +101

    im glad you uploaded again,your videos have a great quality,keep it up!

  • @ひろゆき二十一
    @ひろゆき二十一 3 роки тому +2

    The greatest unintended ad for Darkest Dungeon

  • @Divock
    @Divock 3 роки тому +8

    "The Worries"
    yeah worries about not killing the enemy on turn 1 maybe

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 5 місяців тому +2

    Unironically, Hellion is a stress healer; she crits so fucking often that you never worry

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 3 роки тому +84

    I need to stop rewatching this every day...
    But it’s so good.
    Edit: also someone please explain 1:40, I don’t know the reference.

    • @andreusvidal3491
      @andreusvidal3491 3 роки тому +18

      Street fighters ryus upper cut

    • @wjones28
      @wjones28 3 роки тому +4

      Ornstein from Dark Souls

    • @glummy909
      @glummy909 3 роки тому +3

      It's a move from a Super Smash Bros ultimate characters called Ryu/ I think Ken does it as well, it's sort of like a Ryu clone

  • @hoobar5331
    @hoobar5331 2 роки тому +5

    >Went looking for the song
    >Found this video underneath
    >Don't even play Darkest Dungeon
    >Enjoyed the video regardless
    >Subscribed to Channel
    >Got hit by the Pain Train
    >Noice

  • @R3dH3rringGames
    @R3dH3rringGames 4 роки тому +12

    They’ll never get me behind my go-
    HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +5

    "How many crits do you want your party to get?"
    "Yes."

  • @Cyberw4y
    @Cyberw4y 6 років тому +21

    This is a major breakthrough in DD.

  • @botep5529
    @botep5529 Рік тому +16

    Iron swan has got to be one of my favorite abilities. No boring bleed. No fancy blight. No gay push or pull. Just raw, uncompromising damage.

  • @JoseAntNS
    @JoseAntNS 3 місяці тому +1

    Those 48 of damage to the Collector' spawn are still hurting in 2024.

  • @tarael86
    @tarael86 6 років тому +14

    The Smash character intro killed me. Thank you.

  • @SirusShea
    @SirusShea 5 років тому +5

    This is one of my favorite youtube videos ever tbh. Just the combination of perfect timing with the song, a game that I love, and all the memes is really enjoyable in a completely sincere way. I've watched it at least 15 times.

  • @radosawwalczak1472
    @radosawwalczak1472 6 років тому +285

    I have no reason to live.
    *Don't panic uploads*
    Well maybe there is one.
    Now i want to play DD again and again let everybody die 'cos i forgot showels.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 6 років тому +5

      I understand you my friend, I forgot blood and torch

    • @Martin1jg
      @Martin1jg 6 років тому +19

      There's always that one thing you didn't remember to do that you only remember on the loading screen

    • @ezroid7791
      @ezroid7791 5 років тому

      @@Sir_Bucket I'll never forget going into a boss dungeon looking at my bag when my leper is craving and...FUCK I forgot blood

  • @darklordaranyx2467
    @darklordaranyx2467 4 роки тому +1

    The siren blowing the whistle fucking gets me everytime. It't like the 15th time I'm watching it and it doesn't get old...

  • @kinamiya1
    @kinamiya1 4 роки тому +7

    you know that you won darkest dungeon when you can make meme builds

  • @alchetect9995
    @alchetect9995 5 років тому +46

    I've noticed a consistent theme in every "video game footage with a lot of memes"
    Doesn't matter who makes it
    Or what game it is
    Dunkey.
    Every time.
    I love it, keep it up.

  • @warnacokelat
    @warnacokelat 6 років тому +57

    i know i've been playing it wrong all this time.

    • @ubahootah
      @ubahootah 6 років тому +7

      Holy cow a Dungeons of Dredmor avatar? Fine taste my friend.

    • @warnacokelat
      @warnacokelat 6 років тому +8

      @@ubahootah your mother is a radish

    • @ubahootah
      @ubahootah 6 років тому +3

      from hell's heart i stab at thee

    • @mattl.3453
      @mattl.3453 5 років тому

      the hell? Guess I'll have to try the game to understand...

  • @Chairsium
    @Chairsium 3 роки тому +1

    This video introduced me to videogamedunkey. Thank you for this.

  • @barbyfn
    @barbyfn 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of my favorite games, so simple and dark and immersive, modding is a luxury in any game but this one particularly shine with few mods.

  • @jacobmainhart9438
    @jacobmainhart9438 5 місяців тому +2

    Still love that this video is the only reason I played Cloud when I used to play smash ultimate :) gotta love these classics

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 6 років тому +73

    Best girl confirmed

  • @tikki2340
    @tikki2340 2 роки тому +3

    I love how iconic your videos are in the DD community. Everyone knows what you're talking about when you talk about the pain train lmao

  • @twilitvigil5066
    @twilitvigil5066 6 років тому +47

    *_He's back, bois_*

    • @MaskedManatee
      @MaskedManatee 6 років тому

      How do you feel about the bb14 Jury?

  • @castoli44
    @castoli44 6 років тому +42

    2:23 gachiBASS

  • @nikhildebrandt2059
    @nikhildebrandt2059 4 роки тому +5

    The Bunkey quotes are woven in so skillfully. That, and your editing slaps. Sub at first sight.

  • @basvanlierop7802
    @basvanlierop7802 3 роки тому +6

    1:46 that crit made me white my pants

  • @reubenbailey7491
    @reubenbailey7491 3 роки тому +6

    Loving all the dunkey references, I have been watching this weekly because it is such a religious experience

  • @brucehallgren1678
    @brucehallgren1678 6 років тому +3

    You put so much effort into these and it really shows. Props man.

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 3 роки тому +3

    Life is full of disappointments, but this......this brings a smile to my face.

  • @Ben-qw1mw
    @Ben-qw1mw 6 років тому +6

    Panic upload? Drop everything. This is how a masta plays the game.

  • @BrodenPlays
    @BrodenPlays 6 років тому +8

    You are an ABSOLUTE MADMAN! Nice memes and lovely gameplay! You earned my sub.

  • @GodUd6589
    @GodUd6589 5 років тому +1

    Seeing all those multiple crits is so satisfying.

  • @lemonysnicket6731
    @lemonysnicket6731 4 роки тому +5

    0:06 Belle is the french word for beautiful (when speaking about a woman), as well as slang for an attractive woman. Being hellions, and in contrast to the ugly creatures they battle, they are hell's belles. There is a pun intended (hell's bells), as well as a likely reference to the AC/DC song "Hell's Bells"

  • @Monkey-vm1hw
    @Monkey-vm1hw Рік тому

    4 years later this is still probably my favorite fucking video on this website

  • @thedarkgenious7967
    @thedarkgenious7967 6 років тому +4

    I still remember the dark souls 2 iron keep Pain Train with dual broken swords. this makes me feel the same giddy excitement as that glorious video did. Bravo!

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 3 роки тому +1

    This editing is MAGICAL.

  • @Coldpines28
    @Coldpines28 5 років тому +3

    You can't fool me with that lineup, I saw Dragonslayer Ornstein

  • @partialbullet2215
    @partialbullet2215 5 років тому +1

    Hell isn’t a place
    It’s a living thing that breaths

  • @francinencio9823
    @francinencio9823 6 років тому +46

    If you put the speed of the video to x0.25 you can feel the pain

  • @eueovento5237
    @eueovento5237 4 роки тому +1

    oh god you created a freaking classic bro

  • @Jaskatzu
    @Jaskatzu 4 роки тому +2

    Your editing is bloody genius. Love the Darkest Dungeon vids.

  • @slp0001
    @slp0001 Рік тому

    Although I haven't played Darkest Dungeon in years, I heard the song Hell's Bells on the radio today and it brought me back here- this video is just as great as I remember! Love the editing, love the syncing to the beat, love the strength of your hellions, it's just awesome all around!

  • @badtiming2208
    @badtiming2208 4 роки тому +10

    1:09 It's embarrassing that it took me a while to get it.

    • @gato-cx2zj
      @gato-cx2zj 2 місяці тому

      PLS EXPLEN FOR ME PLS SPLSPSLSPSLSPLSPSLSPSLSPSLS

  • @ayxek8710
    @ayxek8710 3 роки тому +2

    The "Steam... GET IT ???" got me good time !

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 6 років тому +25

    Since when did Ornstein decided to embark into the darkest dungeon, instead of guarding an illusion?

    • @gilliganinja
      @gilliganinja 6 років тому +4

      He became disillusioned

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 5 років тому

      His stress...went too high!

    • @latioslad1
      @latioslad1 4 роки тому +3

      @@gilliganinja A year later and I just wanted to let you know that I am giving you my upvote, but it is an angry, seething upvote.

  • @thecomediccommunist5889
    @thecomediccommunist5889 6 років тому +1

    Every time I see a darkest dungeon meme I boot it up again thinking I'll have fun only to be brought back down by my ineptitude

  • @XIIthehangedmanXII
    @XIIthehangedmanXII 4 роки тому +7

    2:27
    Wait wait wait.
    Is that guy fine?

  • @user-lv6qm3fj2z
    @user-lv6qm3fj2z 2 роки тому +1

    1:22 that last mummy can just grab his head in desperation :D

  • @ryanm5578
    @ryanm5578 5 років тому +3

    I'm dying over this video. What a genius.

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias 5 років тому +1

    feels good when you google a song and this is the second result

  • @felipejocanojr.7516
    @felipejocanojr.7516 6 років тому +93

    Wasn't this the reason why they nerfed Breakthrough a long-ass time ago?

    • @tracker7059
      @tracker7059 6 років тому +28

      Exactly. tHeY nErfEd iT

    • @ascalonlight4297
      @ascalonlight4297 5 років тому +18

      still broken asf

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +3

      All they did was limit the top speed.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +6

      @Abigail Slaughter
      CANT STOP THE TRAIN FROM COMIN THROUGH

  • @robertcontento7748
    @robertcontento7748 6 років тому +2

    I managed to find this despite you not being given credit in reddit. This content is fantastic and I'd love to see more. Subbed

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 6 років тому +10

    with a new video like this I trully CANNOT PANIC :D

  • @synlock3797
    @synlock3797 4 роки тому +5

    I'm normally pretty indifferent with most vids but this one...this one was amazing lol

  • @Ceriusplot
    @Ceriusplot 3 роки тому +3

    I never laughted so much on a Darkest Dungeon vid xD

  • @adinfinitum2704
    @adinfinitum2704 6 років тому +1

    This is the sort of high quality content UA-cam was designed for.
    But seriously great job!

  • @Россиянин-ъ4е
    @Россиянин-ъ4е 4 роки тому +35

    2:28 I laughed way too hard on this

    • @GariDubua
      @GariDubua 4 роки тому

      Где найти это видео?

  • @zaganmadness7063
    @zaganmadness7063 5 років тому +2

    I didnt know that I needed this in my life. Thank you

  • @DeTwitterfyYoutube
    @DeTwitterfyYoutube 6 років тому +14

    Dankest Memedaddy returns

  • @victorsandeen2694
    @victorsandeen2694 5 років тому +1

    The Free Real Estate guy saying it's the pain train killed me.

  • @therobotFrom94
    @therobotFrom94 6 років тому +5

    i'm new to DD, This is what I've been missing with my Crusader, Man-At-Arms, Highwayman, Vestal build

  • @ActionBob
    @ActionBob 5 років тому +1

    absolutely fantastic, timing and memes are on point, the music is flawlessly mixed pacing pristine. video capture is well cut and it all comes together to make a video worth watching multiple times on end.

  • @beckhend
    @beckhend 5 років тому +3

    this video help me a lot today, i had 3 guys with 0hp they survived 3 rounds and killed witch... everyone got positive quirks...

  • @Flint_YT
    @Flint_YT 2 роки тому

    cant wait to see you turn the darkest dungeon 2 cart into THE pain train

  • @miraqen7801
    @miraqen7801 5 років тому +5

    *remember when the sun ring was the best item in the game?*

  • @witherxd3345
    @witherxd3345 3 роки тому +1

    that feeling when a mellee dps tank can hit all 4 spaces

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +1

    4x the best unit, 4x the waifu, 4x the fun, 4x the power, 4x the *pain*