Christian ASMR - How to Lust While Honoring God
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I was raised Mormon, and I remember going to this youth group sexuality and dating forum. All the questions the girls asked were weirdly specific and horny. The adults had this "oh no this was a mistake" look on their faces, and their answers were so vague
😄😄😄😄
@@khiclark31 it was peculiar because they would be focused on sex (Guys too.) and the whole marriage thing was either dead last or utterly irrelevant.
At least that’s how it was in the youth groups I attended in church.
LOL what would they ask?
The "Girl Defined but Horny" vibes are making me laugh my ass off, thank you Elise
Shaq, your faith is blinding and your hope aswell
@Shaq_K47 amen, Shaq! Thank you for putting down the gospel message here - I was about to do the same and it is encouraging to see a fellow believer to do the same. The Lord is not mocked... But He is gracious and reaching out to these people, as well, just as He reached us. God bless you, all!
I don't need god honey
Keep spreading the faith, Clitoris! 🙏
It’s Clitiris
This isn’t funny. It’s disrespectful
@@honestlies5365 sad attempt to mock Christianity ahaha
@@ThomasG_Nikolaj it's a joke..
I died laughing. Lol.
lmao this title is incredible
HER NAME IS CLITORIS?! queen, will have a daughter just to name her that
Clitiris xD
Qur'an faults ua-cam.com/video/J7pGCeg5Rws/v-deo.html&feature=share ❤️
Don't forget her sister Areola
@@FacadeASMR and the eldest sister, voolva
Clitorine!
I sincerely hope no one actually took this
Seriously
they did
thank you for this message Elise we need the world to respect His cummandments 🙏🏽🙇🏽♀️
Clitiris, are you available to give a lecture at my church? There are so many slatterns in my congregation, they need guidance.
You're such an inspiration, Clitiris! 💞 🙏
You love tickling
would definitely like to see this character again!
*CLITORIS*
@@dancearoundtheworld5360 stfu
wait, do i see the french au pair’s curse word board in the background???? does this mean the french au pair and clitiris are related/roommates/the same person??????? the elise cinematic asmr universe is wild
I wonder if she would do the same video but towards islam?
Never in a million years, dont want to be called you know what
the bettany mention is absolutely sending me
It’s funny to see people actually thinking this is dead ass in these comments 😭
"PULL OUT PULL THE F OUT" made me die😂...no pun intended
ah yes my favorite christian asmr channel
this makeup... INCREDIBLE
She ugly asf wym?
God will not be mocked, Galatians 6:7. May you come to the truth and have more compassion to not mock the faith
I didn’t hear any mocking of a divine being in this video, just a very backwards and naive religion
Dry bro don’t mock my religion please
god bless everyone, amen 🙏🏻
* 7th grade catholic school sexuality class flashbacks*
5th grade, all girls in my class were sent to another room i was like tf is going on....
RP on point as usual :D 💜 ! Thanks Elise , this reminded me of your Beatrice video :D "I had no idea please God forgive me my Lord !"😂 A reset button,cheat/code what a great way of explaining absolution ! There's always the "Song of songs" too , its erotic message was probably the reason why it was the most widely copied Biblical text in medieval times ;) (Of course you can also read it as a mystical text about the mystical love of and for God but still...)
I'm sorry I know this video is chaotic af, but as a spanish speaker I just couldn't stop laughing at the chalkboard in the back 😂😂
“ there’s many ways to hell but only one way to heaven, no way out of hell “
Wet a word p word 😭😭
Didn't know there was a third girl defined sister
you’re literally the best asmrtist on yt
Qur'an faults ua-cam.com/video/J7pGCeg5Rws/v-deo.html&feature=share ❤️
This is the first time I’ve upthumbed a vid before watching it.
1:30 Everyone struggles with
My asexual ass 😳
I am feeling seen in this christian minecraft server tonight lmfaooo
djhjkdh bruh literally same, i just want some premarital hand holding
@@Atlantis777_ 41%
* Holy music stops *
You literally never miss with these commentary asmrs HFJSHSJ
It really is sad that people have to suppress their sexuality and sexual desires :(
It’s not sad it’s not giving into sin to ruin your life
@@florence- yeah, until all the suppressing leads to depression - at best. Abuse and agressive behaviours or even pedophilia - at worst. Humans are sexual beings and suppressing natural needs is harmful to mental health
How is having self control bad?
@@florence- yeah look at all those priest raping children
@@florence- doesn't the bible say god is all forgiving? and that only god may judge?Sounds like you conviniently forgot all that, so you could feel holier than thou, just remember, let he without sin, cast the first stone
Racy chalkboard in the background :O
"the dËÉvol😩"
The D(ick)-vil*
I feel drowsy but also interested.... it's always like that with your videos, you surprise me every time!
Jesus Christ loves each and every one of you, please please trust your heart. I love all of you, don’t be blinded by the world ❤️
The amount of Christians in this comment section that took this so seriously is killing me!
God takes it seriously. I can't give a scripture that doesn't. Especially when this could mislead people. Did you know that Mormonism actually began by a guy who claimed he had an encounter with an angel who told him the bible wasn't finished yet. I mean I heard of several people who left Mormonism and how they didn't want their kids to have sex with an elderly man. Anything that involves sex outside of marriage is demonic. It's cultic. For one because cult sex is very popular in satanic churches. 2 I know alot of people that sold their souls and we're in a cult. Sex inside a church is cultic. Any christians who take this seriously is because they are true christians. They love their heavenly father.
@@harmonyjacobs6473 I think God had better things to worry about like global warming and world hunger but go off king.
@@afikalindegaard3350 really lol. Why would god be concerned about global warming on an earth he is going to end up destroying anyways? He's gonna make a new heavens and new earth. 2nd god doesn't worry. He's god of the universe. He knows beginning to end. All that is his concern is people. Because he made them to have a relationship with them but they have free will. If you think god cares more about global warming then he does about saving souls then I pray you will come to know him. No I mean it truly. He cares more about you then he cares about this planet. His entire plan from the beginning of time was to save souls, not the planet.
I'm not going to argue. Not saying you are. But I'll leave it at this. That he really loves you. This women is down a road that leads to destruction. He cares more about the people she is misleading including her own self then he does about this planet.
@@harmonyjacobs6473 God doesnt exist
She should do an Islamic version just out of respect to her constituents
I don't understand x)
Please don’t make fun of other peoples religion. It’s not respectful. You wouldn’t do this to another religion so keep the same energy with christianity. May God bless you and save your soul.
I’m not making fun of religion I’m making fun of a certain type of Christians. My soul doesn’t need saving but peace & love
@@EliseASMR”Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” - Matthew 11:28-30
I want to see this character again!
Im a Christian but I'm here for this for the laughs. Might be slightly offended but all in good fun!!
Progressive
Lol same
Sooo it’s funny disrespecting God 😦
@@fallenastral1234 ...yes, like god will care
Blasphemy is not funny dawg 😭
you’re so funny and creative and witty
this is just blasphemy. God bless you.
it's liberty of speech and a joke lmaoo calm down
@@alexsansdraps no its blasphemy but ok lol
God has more important things to worry about.shut up
@@bugginbean4008 cause im bored
Stay mad
« My name is ✨clitoris✨ » NICE
It’s Clitiris. God bless
Lmao at some of these comments, like what? They really scream US conservatism and trad values, I don't think you realize how jarring that is to other people. I'm French like Élise and like idk, it's extremely funny when I read comments about blasphemy and how she'll regret her sins when she'll go to hell and all that, like??? No words.
Matthew 12:32: “Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.”
@@user-ht3xv4kn4m that's what you believe in, stop telling atheists that they're going to hell, wtf, worry about your own after-life and not others
@@makingmilkmiracleWhy wouldn’t i worry? If you truly believed someone was going to suffer for eternity, and you didn’t say anything, that would be a lot worse.
Elise, tu sais qu'avec ton titre, tu fais apparaître des pubs pour les témoins de Jéhovah sur cette vidéo ? x)
*Only get down on your knees when it's time to pray 🙏*
I will pray whenever I want and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel 🙏
@@EliseASMR 🙏💟
@@EliseASMRFind God.
WRONG. If the Christian believes that they will go to hell if they die shortly after committing a grave sin, then there was no salvation through grace by faith but rather through works. On the contrary, Ephesians 2:8-9 says, “For by grace you have
This is sad to see I don’t know what you are going through but know God can help you through it. What you are saying about our faith isn’t correct. I would recommend watching videos on it and learning about our faiths actual values. We don’t think sex is a sin we literally believe God made it and it was one of his many gifts however the Bible tells us that fornication is a sin. Christianity is a religion on redemption not by works but by putting for faith in Jesus turning away from your sins. All I can say is I’m praying for you and wish you the best. To any Christians upset at this I know it’s rude but this isn’t anything new. The Bible tells us we will be persecuted because of our faith and things like this only affirm how true our religion is. God loves us and we know he is the way the truth and the life so let’s continue spreading the word and saving others. Remember you can’t save anyone who doesn’t want to be saved so plant those seed into others who may rather than wasting time and effort on people not willing to see a different view point and change. Alright imma head out because it’s late and I have school in the morning God loves you so much.
this video was a joke mocking a couple of annoying youtubers, taking this seriously makes, to quote Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior "you look like a stupid". No one wants to be preached to or have someone else's beliefs shoved down their throat, no matter how nicely you try to dress it up, that's what you're doing. Sit down and have a civil conversation about your beliefs with someone and show them some basic respect, instead of writing an essay that no one is gonna read unless they're also a Christian, at which point you're preaching unto the choir and confirming each others biases in a bubble, and treating people like they're stupid
@@thatonebritishidiot3037 so its ok to joke about our religion?
Thank you, Clitiris! 🥺
Ahhhh I literally screamed at the opening!! Hahaha I love you girl!
that fact that if she choose any other religion the comment section would look a lot different :| God bless y’all 🤍
exactly. people say respect all religions but i guess they don’t wanna respect christianity :/
@@user-ht3xv4kn4m because Christians are forcing their religion on people.
@@user-ht3xv4kn4m same religion who tells me im going to hell for loving someone i have the sane genitals with😂
If you have nothing good to say don't say anything at all.
she can say whatever she wants.
@@alexsansdraps just because people can say whatever they want doesn't mean they should say it
@@amy.ilcsfm then why did u comment
@@alexsansdraps because they're a hypocrite and honestly probably not very smart
Love that you do edgy ASMR
Mdrr le tableau "putain de merde" dans le fond est pépite 😂👌🏻
This is the content I subscribed for 🙏🏾🙏🏾
*viens de voir le tableau derrière et va le fixer pendant toute la vidéo* 😂
Super vidéo ! ^^
“If it doesn’t feel good, it’s fine” - pretty much sums up all christianity lol
Y’all disrespecting someone belief isn’t cool and Y’all saying it’s a joke, you guys wouldn’t like it if someone disrespected you like that and they said “ oh it’s a joke “ y’all wouldn’t like that
but John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begun Son whoever believe in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life and Jesus loves youu, I forgive you for making this video and I love youu
The people taking this seriously is hilarious 😂
I was just watching a bunch of anti fundamentalist videos and this isn’t even that far from fundies
I understand that this is meant to be humorous, but many of us viewers think otherwise. Please be respectful of our beliefs.
Why Christianity and not Muslim? Very sad you find this humorous.
John 3:16-18 🕊 -For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.
18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Romans 10:9-10 🕊 -If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.
Whats with islam? Poor things.
@@hyeronymus far less people these days speak against them in the same manner they mock Jesus Christ. That's because Jesus Christ is God, He is the Truth and the only Way to heaven and eternal life. Satan has mankind by the balls, so we see more mockery and hate towards Jesus. Satan loves using God's creation, mankind, to mock God. No one should be mocked, no matter their beliefs. And this is the worst stereotype of Christianity, ironically she's mocking the grace of God that provides the breath she's breathing...the only things that saves a person is the grace of God. Only childlike faith and trust in what Jesus did FOR us, nothing we do earns us eternal life....simply believing that Christ died for the sins of the world as a perfect sin offering and then rose again on the 3rd day, all prophecied beforehand in holy scripture. Believe He is Messiah and be saved, born again by the Holy Spirit of the only living God. God bless you.
@@bachi3241 😂😘 Jesus loves you more than anyone.
@@vanessanestes8589 n o
@@vanessanestes8589 No one mocks Islam because they don't shove their beliefs down your throat.
The « You’ll end up in hell :)) » part is so accurate 😭 some christians be like 😌✨if ur dont follow our rules ure going to burn in hell ❤️ periodt ❤️ thanks for relaxing us with humour, some moments where u were improvising were so funny 😂
Qur'an faults ua-cam.com/video/J7pGCeg5Rws/v-deo.html&feature=share ❤️
“For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Romans 6:23
The blasphemy and disrespect is unsettling
Cry
@mint910 Because other religions aren't as hypocritical and strict 😂
@@skyrim_crossing2839you’re not paying attention if you think that’s true
Love her sweet voice
Legit just saw 2 Christian asmr channels. Nice voices, but baffling content, highlighting how the god of the Bible sounds more like a jin/mean spirit.
Cry me a river.
I find this video hilarious, yet at the same time, I wish it didn't need to exist.
Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a person sows, this he will also reap. Galatians 6:7
New American Standard Bible
the bible also says let he without sin cast the first stone, that only god may judge and that god is all forgiving so it doesn't really matter if you mock him, therefore people ain't gonna reap shit.
@@thatonebritishidiot3037God forgives the people who believe in him and ask for forgiveness. Not people who don’t even believe in him
1:11 - Same
YOU ARE THE BEST 💚love from Chicago
This is mixed in between catholic and christian
Catholics are Christians
@@EliseASMR those are two different religions that different beliefs. They do believe in some of the same stuff but some things catholics do/believe in, christians dont.
Catholicism is a branch of Christianity ie all Catholics are Christians. Why don’t you google it lol
@@fuckingunknown5456 she's right lol, and she's not even Christian. There was only one church for 1000 years and then it split into two, Eastern Orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism. Then 500 years later Martin Luther and other reformers came along and left the Catholic Church to create their own new Protestant doctrines. I'm not Catholic, I'm orthodox and I disagree with a lot of Catholic dogma, however their beliefs have existed for much longer than Protestantism and American Evangelicalism
@@ThomasG_Nikolaj ik catholics are a branch of christians, i wasn't saying it wasn't, i was saying that she had mixed the beliefs of catholics and christians because in the video she was saying something like telling her sins to the priest when christians don't do that, they go straight to God.
All fun and games until you end up in hell forever. Oops.
That part.
i understand your feeling brother, but lead her the right way, spread the word to her!! Do all thing with love 🤍
True
Hell sounds like a pretty nice place tbh. I hear they have a Chili's!
Hell is complete separation from god. God is peace joy love life, if you don't want God then the only place you can go is hell. If you want away from god then he'll is where you won't experience god himself. If god is peace joy love life then the peace you feel on this earth will be the most you'll ever feel. Because hell is misery, hopelessness, depression. It's the very opposite of God. But god loves you and he doesn't want anyone to go to hell. The bible says hell was prepared for Satan and his angels. Not people. If you knew how much god loves you and how much he cares about you and how great of a sacrifice he made for you. You wouldn't say this. Everyone knows that in the last days because of the increase of sin the hearts of many will grow cold. This world is just going to get worse but gods children are going to shine brighter and brighter.
I DID THE SAME THING WHEN WAP CAME OUT ☠️☠️☠️ except you handled it much better…my dad asked me if I watched it and I said I had no idea what he was taking about 💁🏼♀️ I’m a great influence 😩
Can you PLEASE make one parodying classical Abby?
Um, yknow, ✨coitus✨
Omg preach girl amen god bless 😩🙏
I pray Jesus has mercy on her soul
John 8:23-24
That looks like an electrical fire hazard in the background.
I haven't listened to this whole thing, I wanted to throw that out there. But there are some serious problems with the theology here. Sexual immorality is sin and evil, but it is forgivable by the Lord (John 8:10-11), I'm not sure if that was my misunderstanding of your words. Not everyone struggles with sexual immorality. Confessions are good, but the confessions themselves are not what grants us forgiveness (1 Timothy 2:5). Our incentive also shouldn't be threat construction rhetoric. We live holy lives bc we love God, not bc we're terrified of hell.
I should also say that the cursing here isn't good. Our speech reveals what's in our hearts sister. I'm not sure how much of this is from the misleading of the Catholic church though. Praying for you sister 🙏
This is a joke video. Also if you think swearing makes you a bad person that doesn’t make any sense. They’re just words, they mean whatever the user of them intended then to mean.
@@aseanishing4843doesn’t mean they should be used🤷🏻♂️
@@eternalsolace46 who gets to decide what words should and shouldn’t be used?
this kinda hits close to home... is this what I sound like? 😬
Your voice is so beautiful to listen !
I did a LITERAL u-turn as soon as soon as I saw this in my recommendations 🚗💨
Si je devais devenir aveugle là maintenant, je serai content que cette vidéo soit la dernière que je vois de ma vie.
May God free us from covid. Bordel. Que Dieu nous libère de "la covid". 📖🕯️🔥📺
not her name being Clitoris 😮😮😮
is this Classically Abby
you're my favorite asmr artist
Blasphemous 👎
As someone who loves God and believes in the Bible, I shouldn’t have clicked on this video. Thought it was gonna be solid, but this isn’t right. I guess it can be funny to mock beliefs you don’t understand? I hope you decide to accept the truth someday🖤
She thinks its ok because its christianity....
Ahh 2 minutes in and I already love this
Love this
A Jezabele Spirit rules her life.
@craigfrye461 We need to pray for her 🙏🏻
I hope no one actually believes this person and I hope you turn from your wicked ways. God bless you 🙏❤️
let people live their life and shut up
Damn, missed you. ChRiStIaN gIrL aSmR
I pray you truly find God and that you start having a relationship with him.
“Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.” - Galatians 6:7
This is blasphemous bruh what the heck??
It sounds sfw until she lets out some freak shit
@@dancearoundtheworld5360 huh?
Bruh I felt that...
she can say whatever she wants lmao? I don't see what's wrong with her video and I'm a christian
@@alexsansdraps you do not love Jesus please stop claiming to be a Christian. Just because you believe in Jesus does not make you a christian
Amen. 🙏
Black eyes, dark eyes, like a dolls eyes...
The Deevil?
Every sin is forgivable but you need to live like him repent (turn away) from sin and build a relationship when u say “cheat code” thats not how it works and your just using his grace and forgiveness unless you permanently turn away from that sin.
God personally talks to me on a daily basis & he says that I’m right so pls don’t second guess my teachings
You curse in this video you think God approves and your talking about how to use him for his forgiveness you think he approves? You are a lukewarm christian
@@EliseASMR prelest
@@Andy-ll9cu she's not Christian dude she's mocking Christianity
@@ThomasG_Nikolaj ik and its giving people the wrong perception on Christianity the Bible’s prophecy is so true people will hate God and mock him they hate the truth but they will stand Face to face with my God one day he wasn’t wrong when he said the path was narrow