Eshay-Sapien - A species diverging from Humans around 4 to 5 years ago according to our research. Able to communicate like us humans and are also able to cross breed with us.
its actually insane how accurate he is, makes me wonder what mentality is behind Eshays, they clearly have poor upbringing as my mate has become one and he had it pretty bad.
Eshay is insecure scared kid who grew up in domestic violence who has Zero confidence to walk around on his own or fight on his own always has to be with another bunch of kids with Zero Money in his pocket .
Having subtitles on for these videos is funny because every time he says eshays google gives subtitles for something completely different like f size or fish hose 😂
cool anyways here is the recipe for brownies: one cup of flour one and a half cups of cocoa two cups of sugar a tablespoon of butter half a cup two eggs stirr and pop into oven at 180c*
i could listen to him all day saying eshay lmao
Ken oath haha
I couldn't lol
Just hang out the front of centrelink then
Same
Same
The pitch, the smoothness and the style of how he says "ESHAYS" is genuinely like a spell.
"Q is for qualifying for centerlink payments" 😂🤣😭
I saw your comment and heard it
“Payaments” even fucked up the spelling... haha
loll
Lol
Lmaooo
Wear’em up when your staunchen up, and wear em low when you gotta go 😂😂 where is he pullin these bars from?
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My brain cells are killing themselves one by one
There is no chance an eshay knows the alphabet.
He's an adlays not a eshays
Eshayyyys brah
Eshay ba you startin somethin lad??
Apart from this one lad
@@miareallylikespepsi2952 want an Inchon an the park brah so hilarious
You just got to say shay everytime that is how you will become a eshay or just do a vortex while drinking water
Since when was eshays doing vortekez
Chuck a mad techy bah
True
@@hawkesbayallday3162 bruh they do it all the time now
@@razzley I know right it used to be so gay now it became a thing now
respect to him for buying a zinger box and actually knwoing the alphabet
eshays
Nah mate he bought freshies too
@@EpicGamer-xy6zv shit ones
@@capybarascat2140 nah bah
bro i dont think you knwo how to spell
Adlays are conceived and born in Westfield shopping centre's nationwide
There are Westfield shopping centres nation wide 🤔
Westfield bins
Hahaha
more ike the IGA on the corner
Legendary 😆
he needed to film this in Mt Druitt instead of Randwick lol
I know that park that he’s at 😂
Yo he is the best and I got everyone I know to subscribe
1:17 one man's trash is another man's treasure
1:52 this gave me unfortunate memories on a school assignment on Australian youth crime
You "you startin something bah?" Had me ROLLING 😂
Should have been "O" for ongbay to put that Gatorade to use haha
Eshay: F is for Freshies
Eshay again: *Casually opens up a shoe box*
What are u on about
The Nike shoes are freshies
@@supr33th_08 exactly
D for Dri-Fit 🤣🤣🤣 I can't!
G is for "get a job you sponge".
I kinda acted like this as a teen , my step dad beat my ass for it.
Rightfully so
L
step dad + beat your ass = WhAt ArE U DoInG SteP-
@@flizzynz7 lmaooooo
good
He has definately studied these creatures intensely. He could go undercover.
Eshay-Sapien - A species diverging from Humans around 4 to 5 years ago according to our research. Able to communicate like us humans and are also able to cross breed with us.
2:52 “MUUUUM”
1:24 - eshay didn't skip leg day!
@3:22 it's like the episode of simpsons where willie puts up a sign to cover a well that bart fell in
"THAT SHUD DO IT!" 🤣
I learnt how to disappoint my parents even more
"J is for the JBL Speakers I just racked from the store lad" I'm legit dying rn. What a legend
2:00:
"N" is for Noike.
Eshhhaaayyyys!
its actually insane how accurate he is, makes me wonder what mentality is behind Eshays, they clearly have poor upbringing as my mate has become one and he had it pretty bad.
Pls upload more of the eshay stuff love it
Bro looks exactly like pewdiepie. Beard, clothes, shoes everything is exactly his style. I didn't realise big boy Felix is exactly like an eshay
Ok the content is getting better it's like progressive trance lad full lit essshay
This is literally every popular person in my school
Yeah it’s so cringe
@Valeska Alloshe no
@Valeska Alloshe nope
@Valeska Alloshe I’m in year 8
@Valeska Alloshe what’s so funny
WE ARE ON TRENDING BABY ESHAYYYYYYY
When you cross out your own tag 🥴😂
You already know what "E" is for, "ESHAYS" 🤣😅
For Z HE HAD NOTHING TO SAY AND WAS PROBABLY HUNGRY
Well what would you have put for Z 😂
No clue
@@emelseck9590 z is for Zombies lad
Z is for bong rat.
Finally found a video where he says "eshaaaays" enough to keep me happy
1:29 YOO HE SPEAKS THE PIGLATIN LIKE ME SIBLINGS DO
So did everyone else when they were young
Every kid at my school acts like this
Same
Eshay is insecure scared kid who grew up in domestic violence who has Zero confidence to walk around on his own or fight on his own always has to be with another bunch of kids with Zero Money in his pocket .
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Eshay brah
The eshay fight stance is spot on
not accurate no eshay has a beard that good
Y is You starting somethin lad??! 😂😂🤣😜
Love how he just ownes eshays paying them out lol
Tbh who doesn’t pay out on those crackheads
"Give us ya shoes or I'll bash ya lad".
"No".
🤣🤣🤣
It's funny because I recognise every location, he must live near my area.
Nice.
eshay!!! i had no idea you where doing this. fucking love it!
Drinking Game: Take a shot of whiskey every time he says eshays.
Haha I was thinking the same thing 🤣
I think I died
1:24 the best part
This is to good 😂😂
Learnt more in 4 minutes than my whole 12 years of school did
Westfields one is fkn facts ahahha
Either to buy shit from their dole payments or to roll people
hey bah, i’m gonna watch this and illchay in my ed bay oom ray
Having subtitles on for these videos is funny because every time he says eshays google gives subtitles for something completely different like f size or fish hose 😂
C is for coppers, don't be snitching to them lad! They're shy 😂
3:43 zeeee
Its zed z
Kid: I got these new shoes yesterday
Eshay: Yo bahhh wat r shoes, those r tn’s dog
About to go undercover, this is mad aye helpful
2008: derro or black fulla wannabe
2021: eshay!!
Zinger box the greatest mans greatest creation to date eshay
Eshay 🤣🤣
Fun fact Eshay is actually pig laten for sesh
I learned more from this then school 😂
Dri-fits, wear em up when you staunchin up, wear em low when you gotta go lol
I really want an eshay to try and steal my shoes it’ll be hilarious cause I’ll drop the little shit
They are adlays not eshays bra
fuark you're hard aye
Lmao
@@Kurushimi yeah mate
Yeah happend once with me.
I got done for assault. Worth it though.
1:03 only asians will get this non intended joke
Me thinking C and D was something else
i could listen him say eshay all day
Wagwan mandem les do dem roadman language innit fam
K is for kersier’s the sickest lad, nah K is for SHAKTV’S THE SICKEST LAD!!
“W is for Westfield” not in Newcastle no one hangs out there 😂😂
Just out of curiosity where do the AdLays angHay in ewyNay
@@nickalan5539 charlestown square bah
@@jonah8273 Eshayyy
Take zinger out of this zinger us for every Australian
Q is for qualifying for centerlink payments 😭😂
I love your cideo
This is under rated
I always wondered. With that fighting stance. Anyone even slightly trained to kick would just break their fucking crackhead knees in half.
Mint video keep it up
Oh my god I've just lost my f****** mind. This is my daughter's boyfriend all over.
Hate eshays lol
@@adambelong2953 That I can agree with lmao
Your daughter’s taste... needs some work.
Ruh roh...
Forbid it
Am I the only one that got the Gatorade bottle reference.
Gatorade bongs
im surprised he even know's the alphabet lmao
How do I recover the amount of brains cells I lose after watching that video
I thought he was gonna say eeatswa not eshay 🤣
same
If a runt lad asked me for my shoes I'd laugh in their face 😂
My iq go up 30 after watching this educational video
2:45 give us a pair lad
Lol 😂 quoting Spainian
50 Shades of Eshay
I’m a hispanic in the US, and I only know about this “culture” because of Tai Tuivasa though I have no one to share it with. 😂
ESHAY!!
I didn’t know people in America watched this
come to australia brah
cool anyways here is the recipe for brownies:
one cup of flour
one and a half cups of cocoa
two cups of sugar
a tablespoon of butter
half a cup
two eggs
stirr and pop into oven at 180c*
pig latin lesson
ESHAYS!
First cuz that’s just who I am n dat
We’ve been stuck with Bogans for a long time and now eshays came along
aggotfay
i saw an ad, the last thing it said was "victoria government melbourne"
First
Your First
😄😄 "Y"is the best.
As an aussie i see this every day
i like how hes a man that proplay older than 25 dont get mad at me but i love this
Fuck this is gold, I lost my shit on C, R should of been Redhot M could of been for Mullet though 😂♥️
"Eshays brah" 😂😂😂
Z is for "zinger box lad"
I felt that
I came here for Bang Chan ÑWMEKEK now it all makes sense