How to Beat the PLAGUE NUGGETS in COOTIES vs KID ZOMBIES
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2023
- Nerds…sorry for the delay on posting Cooties. It’s been out on Patreon for over 2 weeks now but thanks to UA-cam, we got caught up with censorship issues. Another reason Patreon rocks. Anyways, enjoy the nuggets.
If puss filled chicken nuggets transformed a school full of prepubescent psychopaths into zombies, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the KID ZOMBIES in COOTIES.
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The fact that it could've all been avoided had someone along the way noticed the gray ooze on that singular nugget. I do call BS on that point, though. In real life, the entire batch of nuggets would be contaminated.
They grounded up and portioned the sick chicken and only the one nugget got the grey ooze lmao
@@Skull_E_Duggery i mean think about how multiple towns got affected its more likely the one chicken had its pieces somehow spread across a wider area somewhere along the process
Well, personaly i think the whole zombie isue would be ended by someone who had to listen to a child scream for the duration of a flight of bus travel, or the like happening upon it. I mean, i am sure they would have grabbed whats available and mowed down wave upon wave.
I cannot buy that only one nugget from any given bag could be contaminated. I can buy that it would be a widespread problem, though. I mean, when there's a recall on contaminated items in real life, it's usually several batches that are recalled.
I still don't believe that a little girl would put that yucky looking thing near her mouth! Let alone finish it when it's oozing
As a grandfather I can promise you outrunning kids is the easiest thing in the world. I'm not even a runner. Just the huge height advantage makes you able to cover way more distance way faster. However, I will say that my kids and grandkids always did get winded after me. Now if these were teens, you'd be screwed.
Ikr
Loooooool
Kids are slow and tire easy. A normal adult would outrun any kid that age...
When the sprinters and distance runners from the track team get infected there no point in trying.
@@apocratos0174 i think since theyre zombies they wouldnt stop theyd just keep running
Its the long legs covers more ground
@@khairiirfan102It’s stated they feel no pain, and people can dislocate certain joints to increase the distance travelled in each thrust of the leg
I love how he mentions the woods but then when the few people who bought the DVD got to see the alternate ending where they had to deal with a Boy Scouts
And if you notice at 1:26 he says to pop one of the red truck's tire as revenge for getting blocked in... The same red truck everyone uses to escape... Which wouldn't happen if they have a flat tire. Then when the kids pass out, he also says to double tap them, but that would end up causing blond girl and main lead to miss linking up with the rest of the school staff, and assume to heading to the janitor closet while the others 'escape' (crash and get swarmed by kids)
So yeah this dude's plan would end in death, he didn't beat Jack. He just got a game over while the actual movie characters DID Survive
@@nobodyimportant64 Ah yes, cause of course decisions are made based on absolutely unpredictable hindsight lol. Nerd Explains bases his advice on the perspective of the people in that moment. They wouldn’t have known that specific truck would be used to get them to safety. Hell at the time they didnt even know that would be a necessity. Double tapping is a great idea, not doing it cause maybe it leads you to meeting back with the others through sheer luck isn’t exactly a good reason.
@@crystallxix1493 the point I was saying is, he is analyzing so he could survive it. But those two choices he said he would DO, not think about. But DO without hesitation. Would end up with him and others DYING. He doesn't point it out but rather ignores it and says confidently he would survive it, when he would wipe out barely passed the middle way point.
I simply stated that the choices he said he'd make would leave him dead and not beating the chicken nuggets zombie outbreak. In fact popping Dwight's tires would've killed everyone or most of them. It doesn't matter about hindsight, the choices he made would have ended badly and not beating the outbreak
@@nobodyimportant64 I mean technically that’s also not true. If they had done all that he would have done they would have had no need of that truck in the first place. If they had properly barricaded the doors no children would have ever gotten in. Locking patriot down for good would have also been very easy which would have solved the second whole issue. After doing so they would have easily realised that the whole world is being screwed over by grabbing a phone. From there.. i mean they could literally just hunker down in the school for a while or escape if they wanted to, I don’t see either being hard at all.
I think the problem with what you’re saying is that the characters there only survived thanks to pretty neat and dang plot armour rather than their decisions actually being in any way good.
That's awesome! I have to buy it.
As someone who went to public education and had to make it to the opposite end of school to get to each class everyday, I can certify the halls are designed for PVP.
PVP 😂
Same with my high school it’s practically meant for team death match lol
yea some kids prolly got shanked there
Rain Wilson with any form of weapons would be basically immune to the zombie apocalypse. I still remember the scene from the office where he showed us all of the weapons he hid in the office.
The kids being smart and being able to lay traps does make them a bit more dangerous than normal zombies but the fact that adults are immune and the kids being kids basically means they'd lack the numbers or strength to over run a city
That's where you're wrong, they're also kids. The vast majority of people are not willing to shoot kids even police and army guys. Especially considering you can't tell if they're a threat until they're on top of you
If that have that zombie strength though I think it may be harder for adults. Plus kids usually outnumber adults thanks to so many parents who want a family of 7 kids+
@@feathero3 children under the age of 18 only make up around a quarter or less of the total U.S population. This would mean that the adults outnumber the kids 3 to 1.
A lot of people are saying that this infection was caused by ONE chicken nugget and that is entirely wrong. What nerd here forgot to include was how in the play center, there were boxes and boxes of infected chicken nuggets set out at a birthday party table. This could lead one to assume that there were tons of other boxes that were infected with chicken nuggets as well spread across the states.
I'm seeing Nerd videos more than I see my dad
Comedy gold right here
LOL
I know that feeling.
Yo same. My dad's on a 20 year streak so far 🎉
@@OnMyLunchBreak07 8 year streak for me baby let’s goooo
My time tested method of punching any child who walks up on me has protected me thus far.
I hit anything that jumps out at me. It's worked so far.
Oh please, that's nothing compared to my flying kick.
@@X1ZR nothing beats a 12 gauge
@@got_rats Nope, grenade launchers laugh at that. Onlything better would be a whole IFV.
@@projectpitchfork860 at this point just fucking nuke them
Demoted on the food chain is one of the best lines I've heard in my entire life 😂
"reaching deep into those 6 years he played high school football" is the perfect joke
Watching Nerd explains keeps depression away
Next episode how to beat depression
@@jordanhulsey4130 solution : try to fly out a 30 story building window
Stay strong bro! You are not alone in this! :)
@@aadarshraghuwanshi7022 what the fuck are you talking about?
@jordanhulsey4130 that would be interesting
I could never actually see this happening. Only people who haven't hit puberty seem way too low of a population to take out multiple towns, schools sure, not after elementary
Oh yeah, Time for Nerd to make these monstrous midgets into mashed potatoes
for me the scariest part of this video was how often that blond chick was smiling during the zombie apocalypse... can you say "psycho"?
Cooties is a comedy
You have to be a little psycho to be an elementary school teacher 😂
You have the most unique yet mundane voice I've ever heard.(not saying its bad, your voice is weirdly addictive.)
"The boat was evil but he loved the boat"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will watch that movie
Poor Frodo. When he's a high school student, his school is taken over by body-snatching aliens. Then later when he's a teacher, his school is ground zero for the Nick Jr. zombie apocalypse.
I remember seeing this movie and honestly believing it was just a fever dream until I rewatched it again, weird movie but alright I suppose
This is one i have been waiting for aling with "The Final". Zombies are like second nature to the nerd and its always awsome to hear his advice. It also answers the one question of wether or not an adukt can take on 100 kids
TW: dark joke ahead
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The one time a shooter is needed
Amazing potential for a horror/comedy there. I'd watch it just to see the reactions of the other survivors in the school when the full picture of the situation starts to click in their heads and they're immediately on edge around the one guy who's armed during the zombie apocalypse.
@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets I'd so watch that. Give it some zombieland vibes
I'm proud of you. 😂
My dad basically forced me to watch this and right when the child bit into that disgusting chicken nugget I felt queasy and told him to stop
You should report your papa to the authorities
@@shainshartershwate7421 nah
Buddy why report his dad its a movie
@@shainshartershwate7421 get off the ipad
@@shainshartershwate7421and you should look for a papa because you clearly lack one
And this is why you have medications you need regularly and/or medical IDs as a rule during a zombie plague. As someone with epilepsy here, I'd find the "random person that's immune but with a serious condition" point completely relatable here.
It was great watching Frodo and Dwight surviving a zombie apocalypse while working as teachers together
your knowledge of vintage super soaker models is the final thing i needed to be convinced that this is one of the best channels on youtube
"Oh look Carnage" Best line in this entire movie
Out of every single video, that nugget bit seen you kept using was the only clip I actually had too look away from. Well played Nerd, well played...
One of the only movies ive seen were beating zombie children into a pulp who haven't hit puberty is about as engaging as beating a Karen into a pulp..
Thank you for the SFW captions on the video recap of zombie children mercilessly devouring adults.
Ahh, a Zombie movie for all ages.
I think Nerd was so impressed with Wade he actually became smitten. I mean, when I saw him closeline that kid, I did find it extremely seductive too🤣🤣🤣
"There is no excuse not to rock at least of few of them with big, nasty right hooks!" - Thanks, Nerd. I needed that laugh after a terrible day at work.
Bro.... If you're immune to the virus in a zombie apocalypse.. you're already well enough... But if the zombies are 30% of your body weight...
One last shot of biting into that chicken nugget to trigger my gag reflex as the end of the video. Bleh. Thanks Nerd. :D
This is the type of shit that happens when you have a day off.
Hell yeah, been waiting for this one for a while.
Good luck not getting demonitized on this one.
Something about the parents:
I did a voluntary at a primary school. Relying on parents to do literally anything sensible when it comes to their kids is basically suicide. Parents are awful a thinking clearly as soon as their kids are involved.
(Not all of them, of course. There are great parents out there! But the majority seems to be eiter the negligent or the bad shit crazy type of parents)
Your killing me with that nugget bite over and over again
“Oh look, carnage” is the best quote ever 😌😃
You sound so much angrier in this video. I love it.
I imagined this series of videos is narrated by Dwight Schrute and I won’t be able to unhear it
Your videos are amazing. I like it when you make fun of the idiocy of the main characters in movies.
“Im not saying we should cap these kids, I’m just saying the front site should be level with their head and the slack taken”
Ah yes, cooties, the one movie where scorching children alive as if they were a bunch of unattended eldar children, and I was the Primarch of the salamanders chapter particularly upset that day WOULDN'T make me look like a complete sociopath! Good video as always btw Nerd
I love your zombie videos they're refreshingly funny/violent.
Also Wade is my favorite character he seems like the only one with 2% sense
The first time I watched this movie seeing the principal and teachers get ripped apart I was saying to myself that the teachers can’t be this stupid💀😂
Nerd slowly becomes more insane each video lmao
The one time where you want the quiet kid to show up playing pumped up kicks on his mp5.
Educators are told to maintain children's safety above all and everything. So, yeah... most of us would definitely be 'un-alived' at the start of a school aged zombie apocalypse. Some way or another, we're probably gonna get blamed for everything anyway. LOL
The whole time I was watching this movie, I was thinking 'those aren't zombie kids, that's just how kids be'.😅
Love watching nerd explains
I noticed at least 2 things wrong (ay least) with the movie. 1)It would've taken much longer for the infection to spread/take effect. 2) The baby in the first parents car would've been infected when the kid climbed in and attacked.
Infections always happen to whatever is convenient to plots 😂 I always laugh in Zombie movies how npc types change in like 2 seconds but a main character will keep a bite a secret for days somehow.
TBH I've only seen a few shows/movies that have a realistic incubation time of a few days to a week, it's a slow process and it's hard to keep things watchable and exciting for it.
YES ive been waiting for this one . Gonna watch it in the car rn
In the words of Count Dooku, I’ve been looking forward to this :)
Love watching Nerd Explains
....and I'd BET you'd see clear to his teeth" 😂
Okay but let's be honest if Shelly was a germophobe that nugget would've ceased to exist-
21:44 good idea lets go to blockbuster
„the woods“ oh 😂
Thank you for making this video this is one of my favorite movies
2:40 Ohh, so glad to see Ondskan (aka Evil (one of the the best films ever made fyi)) make an appearance!
Somebody get this guy a beer and after watching this video im not taking my kids to McDonald's anytime soon for chicken nuggets.
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR FOOD!
Love Nerd Explains Videos a lot
@NerdExplains
Great work man. I would suggest you watch "Your Next". It's a great horror movie with an amazingly witty main character, you'll love it man.
2:54
LMFAOOOOOOOO
“Don’t bully someone who looks like they have the bubonic plague”
This movie scared me so much as a kid for some reason, and it still annoyingly traumatizes me to this day. But for some reason after watching this I realize how inconsistent and illogical this movie is, and how stupid every adult has been on this movie and how insanely smart the kids were like how, HOW. Now instead of fearing this movie, I now fear it a little less AND hate it to a high degree.
same, like, i still avoid chicken dishes
@@Aldi-Offical you people are very weak lol, how can you be watching horror movies yet being sooo traumatized by a fricking fake chicken nugget lol, also fyi any food could have a virus or something bad in it, so by this logic you should fear ALL food
Thanks for the video brother, definitely going to check this one out.
It should be a crime to talk about this movie without showing the "dual rear wheel" clip 🤣
After a long day at work, this feels like a reward
Swear I see Nerd explains videoes than I see the sun. ☀️
keep em coming man
This was such a fun dark comedy of a movie.
This movie was better than I excepted when I watched it
Nerd recommending a very specific super soaker in the same way he recommends real firearms was the highlight of this video
My solution is use the sound system announcers to let out a very high pitch frequency that only the children could hear, and would disorient them but the teachers would be fine
Forgot about this movie. Good stuff. :)
Nice shot from the movie "ondskan" a real swedish masterpiece (2:40)
The “it ain’t water” was sooo bad ass
8:16 😂 would've solved the whole problem
Nice recap and analysis.
YESSSSSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
“Oh look! Carnage!” He said it so casually 😂
“.. chemicals or glass vodka bottles” 😂😂
Cooties was a great movie. Very fun. We need more like this.
This is a very family friendly movie the the youngsters 😂
I love these vids man
Kudos to the work it takes to make these masterpieces.🎉🎉 I don’t even watch movies anymore, I watch this. I will be watching a movie like, did I see this already lol😂😂. Thank you for your time Sir. Champagne for you 🥂
0:53 I've been doing this since I was a young kid. I've plenty of recent stories of spiders, cockroaches and many more bugs show up in food. ESPECIALLY in Chocolate 😨
W Nerd is my favorite youtuber
Another 7dtd reference... warms my heart.
I ordered boneless wings to go along with this video thank you 😊
Even fake scenarios make me glad i constantly think of my gas
Think in a alternate ending they went into the woods and shows a ton of kids around them that may of been the ones form the school or on camping trip before cutting
This is one of my favorite movies it’s so hilarious 😂
This is 1 of the best zombie movies ever it's so funny. I can't stand kids so (there r exceptions) I would have a blast in this movie.
As a chicken farmer when one of our chickens dies we bury them instead of eating them, we treat them as pets and they lay good eggs, no tombstones though, they are birds not people
Also the fact that you would need 100s of tombstones for all the chickens that died on the farm. Plus having hundreds of tombstones outside of where you live is gonna give off ominous vibes
There’s a difference between eating an already dead animal and eating a killed animal
And?
Is that Dwight?! My hero
Aye Nerd you should do a documentary on One Missed Call 2008 Horror film
when I was a kid, I saw clips for this movie, and it stopped me from eating chicken nuggets for a while and made me a bit suspicious when I started eating them again.
19:02 The first 2 sentences rhymed with each other.
“6 years he spent playing high school football” XD
imagine if he said “just dont eat the nuggets” and it ends 😭