In Hungary there is (there was) an iron maiden tribute band called iron maidnem - which is a word joke, because it sounds like "majdnem" in Hungarian which means almost. So basically they called themselves as iron almost.
How many metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to talk about how Slayer could do it faster / How many metalheads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the rest like to stand around bitching about how much cooler the old one was.
I'm surprised at the lack of Nightwish's vocalist jokes, so here I go: I asked Ms.Jansen out on a date and her answer floor'd me. The joke has now concluded. Thank you for your time.
For some reason Brent Hides is my favourite hands down. Something about the idea of him stifling giggles in a dark cupboard while the rest of the band looks for him is just hilarious to me
The members of Gojira were working on a farm, but the vocalist couldn't figure out where to put the seeds in the ground. So they told him, 'Joe do plant it here'
Well his name "Duplantier" actually comes from the french word "plant" which is the word your use in english. In fact his name means "from where we plant"
I’ve been subscribed to 2SICH and enjoyed her channel for long time, she’s awesome. But then I stumbled upon this gem: 😂 the two of you are great in this comic. Thanks for the good laughs; both of you.😎👍
Need more of this jokes. 😅 Years ago I sat on a plane seat and my mother asked me "How are you?", and I replied: "I'm on a plane, I can't complain". It was necessary at least one Nirvana joke. It was almost as necessary as *One* Metallica joke.
lots of women are, yet society (read: social media, companies making beauty products, TV, and media in general) makes them think otherwise to buy products and to worship false idols... As Passenger put it in his song: And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens That make ten year old's race to grow up Hey kids, let's all be anorexic or better Eat chocolate until you throw up Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars And the Botox, that makes them look fucked Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face It looks like it's been hit by a truck Lots of men prefer a normal-looking woman to the botoxed over-painted wannabe beauties... Unfortunately, we are not that loud as the mass-media, so the girls are brainwashed with the bullshit. Spread the word, brother
The bouncer didn't let The Scorpions' lead singer into the bar. He was a Klaus Minor. The former Megadeth guitarist was arrested for boiling people in oil. Marty fried men. I bought a defective VW Beetle. I call it John Lemon.
9:59 I could totally see the Deftones guys actually make that joke. From what little interviews I've read of them, in spite of how depressing their music is they actually seem like a fun bunch who love to roast each other.
@@nope8827 How old should they are? 🤔 Yes, back in the 80s most of the other boomers think so about us. (I was born '64) I think in 40 years they got used to us. In the last 30 years, I haven't seen anyone who has changed sides of the street because of a few metalheads. 😉
The funny thing is that we already have a show here in Malaka land with people who drink beer and say dad jokes. Yours was quite competitive though. I realy enjoyed it.
Next time I have a conversation with someone who has misconceptions about what metal heads are like I'm just going to send them this video. This was fucking great, you both are fucking great, thanks!
- What pet does Kirk Hammett have?
- A chi-WAH-WAH.
OK this is one of the best ones!
Bruh 😂
Why cant Kirk Hammett play Flight of the Bumblee? Cause, he will make it Flight of the Whaaaasp
JAAJAJAJJAJA really good one!
Thats good:)))
Iron Made-In-China is still the best stupid joke I've ever heard in my life.
Double Chino is not far behind :)
And the next step should be a collab sort of China-Chino.
In Hungary there is (there was) an iron maiden tribute band called iron maidnem - which is a word joke, because it sounds like "majdnem" in Hungarian which means almost. So basically they called themselves as iron almost.
The one in Jared dines video in try not to laugh.
Я сперва подумал, что она скажет про Арию с Житняковым
@@legat_anonus4378 Брэдли наврядли за Арию шарит, так что он бы не понял.
What role did James Hetfield play at Kermit & Miss Piggy's wedding?
Pastor of Muppets
That was nice 😂
😐
Good one
not bad,not bad
This one's a gooder 😂
Two black metallers are at a gig, one of them asks
"What's that on your shirt?"
"Rancid vomit."
"Cool, they any good?"
Under-rated joke... 😝
lmao
Seen the comic of this one :)
I actually expected Michael Jackson's guitar to be a
"Flying Vee-Hee!"
god tier comment
This is gold 😂
I luv it lol
And the bass would be "Jackson V" I assume?
@@Eugensson Jackson 5 string.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other: "What kind of music do you like?" The other says: "I'm a big metal fan"
Bruh
Aaaaaaaaah
Nice hahaha
😂
I am the best at headbanging!
What does James hetfield order at a resturaunt?
*wheeze*
"Gimme food, gimme fries, gimme salad on the side"
*slaps knee*
This is one of the best ones!
That's my fave so far reading from the top
Ooo, yeah heah!
I lmao'd at this
ok boomer
Yeah big lol innit
And I'm Ofla'ed so hard, that got lfhao
Jesus
Ok nik trynna fit in with the young kids
What smartphone does the Black Sabbath guitarrist have?
Tony Xiaommi
what the fuu
😂😂😂
Nice joke bro, laughed
Bruh
Imagine you walk into a bar and there’s a line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punchline
😂😂😂
A 70s furry??? No fuckin way NO WAY
The 70s furries were prevented by the many 70s gun owners
@@Duskusbunny I’m not a furry. I’m a robot
@@floridianthrasher5426 🖕
Some years ago, a tribute band that covered Metallica in a pop version appeared, as it was lighter than metal, they called themselves "Ceramica".
I always liked them- very versatile- could even go in the microwave. 😆
@@jennifer9047 yeah, they are heat-resistant; they are even installed on the rockets - James Heatshield
What do you call Australian Black Sabbath fans?
An Ozzy
What do you call the guy who makes slipknots costumes?
Corey's tailor
😂
Omg Lmaoooooooo
....Okay that was pretty funny 😅
Ha
E P I C !
What is Rob Halford's favorite chore?
Raking the lawn, raking the lawn
😂😂😂😂
I lol’d way too hard at this 🤣
Oh man if only weird al could do a parody.
Reminds me of Beavis and Butthead "washing the dog, washing the dog!"
Good one
I just spent 3 hours trying to find a kind of grass that sounds like the word "copyright", thanks
Why does Maynard James Keenan loves Cirque du Soleil?
- Because it is a perfect circus.
OBVIOUSLY. JAMES
*PETFIELD*
just me?
okay.
*JAMES PETFIELD IS THE MASTER OF PUPPIES*
That's just absolutely labradorable.
I don’t see too many people wearing shorts these days… we must be living in a… PANT - ERA
Please stop
@@swordcoregamer3740 C’mon, you know you chuckled😂
@@MetgadethFan17 😂😂
…da-aaaadd…
Horrible, congratulations sir
How many metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to do it and nine to talk about how Slayer could do it faster / How many metalheads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the rest like to stand around bitching about how much cooler the old one was.
Ahah I like the second one
These are actually quite funny.
With the second one, I can't think of any metalband that can't relate.
@@svenbreedeveld1170 Ahah so true
How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb........None they prefer it in the dark..Burn
2Sich is basically chaotic good personified. like why is she holding a random wooden spoon lol
What is Matt Heafy's favorite board game? - Trivium Pursuit.
I did attract a terminal decease after that joke.
You could say I’m down with the sickness
followed by Oh-WA-AH-AH-AH
But then you could get up. Then get down. Oaahahahaha
Bradley and 2SICH are the best metal ship ever
Jesus christ the dad jokes dont stop
Yassssss 😭
@@BradleyHallGuitar i take that as a confirmation
@@BradleyHallGuitar No it's not because it sank
Yes
How does James Hetfield wipes his ass ?
...
BACK TO THE FRONT
I'm surprised at the lack of Nightwish's vocalist jokes, so here I go:
I asked Ms.Jansen out on a date and her answer floor'd me.
The joke has now concluded. Thank you for your time.
When you listen to a death song 1 million times, it becomes a Megadeth song. Ba dum tsssss
One could add your corpse to the extravaganza, you'd be an old man & dead by the time you got to the 756,234th listen.
lulz
1078 squared
"what would michael jackson call his guitar?"
i was expecting somthing like a sex-o-fender but i guess thats just my rotten mind
Whatever guitar he gets, he doesn‘t care. He just wants to finger Aminor
lmfao
Oh
Oh no
Gibson Flying Vee-Hee
Heetar
For some reason Brent Hides is my favourite hands down. Something about the idea of him stifling giggles in a dark cupboard while the rest of the band looks for him is just hilarious to me
Maybe this is the reason for their song 'Show Yourself'?
Obituary at the hot-dog stand. Vendor: "How you like your sausage?", John Tardy: "CHOPPED IN HALF!"
How did Kerry King get so strong? By lifting HELLA WEIGHTS
Bro, that's genius 😂 Sincerely, a Slayer fan.
That’s the best joke i’ve heard in years
that's actually a very good one!
The members of Gojira were working on a farm, but the vocalist couldn't figure out where to put the seeds in the ground. So they told him, 'Joe do plant it here'
🤦♂️
[read in exaggerated french accent]
That was gold
My favorite Gojira joke is: STOP MOANING ABOUT FETA CHEESE!!!
Well his name "Duplantier" actually comes from the french word "plant" which is the word your use in english.
In fact his name means "from where we plant"
Don't think I'm alone in having a huge crush on 2SICH!!
She's married
The "double-Chino Moreno" fucking got me, LMAO
(A phone call)
-Am I talking to adult metal?
-No, this is Kid Rock…
(Hangs up)
This is gold!!!:)
Baby metal : da...da..
How does a black metal musician clean up?
That person takes Abbath.
It’s funny because black metal musicians don’t bathe
@@TheJimboCOD but how do they keep their hair so good?
@@TheJimboCOD Kinda like dead from mayhem, they want to have a deadly smell lol
@@robertfox4114 i read somewhere that washing your hair everyday is not good for the hair so i guess thats how.
Она еще и по-английски безупречно говорит! Поистине, талантливый гвоздодер талантлив во всем.
Она и есть настоящий тренд)) я бы хотел смотреть интервью и миллион передач с ней, а не с всем тем шлаком который форсируют и в ящике и в ютубе
Традфайф, не иначе
Моргни 2 раза, если он держит тебя в заложниках.
Моргни 3, если ты его)
Пусть лучше подаст сигнал на морзянке с помощью Л О П А Т К И
What do you call a priest who discovers underwater caves?
Holy Diver.
He was down too long in the midnight sea
@@Vaedh I laughed too hard at this. Oh, what's becoming of me? 😩
@@holdyerblobsaloft no, no, you’re just riding the tiger
@@Vaedh I can see his stripes, but I know he's clean. But I just can't see what you mean?
@@holdyerblobsaloft you just got to get away, yeah
What did Varg's Parents say when he went to Jail?
We are proud of arson!
Ur pfp makes it even better
@@Gary_a_normal_human_being ikr 😂
THE PFP
Ohhhh that's a sick burn!
@@raksh9 That's not all that burned.
That's the happiest I've ever seen 2SICH, you must be doing something right :D
- Why when you download a Scorpions' song your GPU usage goes up to 100%?
- Because of Klaus Miner.
😆
Why did Maynard James Keenan have to borrow a compass?
He needed a Tool to draw A Perfect Circle.
lol
What do you call the greatest collab in a video ever?
BradSich H2ll
More like Bradsich 2all (it even sounds something like "dual/tual')
...And 2SICH for Hall
@@marcthedashergd6321 good one!
Thank you. I just thought of that randomly
How does Lars greets James Hatfield?
Hi, Hat!
Jeff Waters leaving :
"See ya Annihi-lator"
I could actually hear him saying that 😂
What was Slash doing at Moe's Tavern?
He was looking for Duff
Je
Fun Fact: Duff was named after Duff from the Guns, cuz he drank the most in the guns
Way underrated comment here.
@fuzz428 yeah
-What does a black metal guitarist say when the amp doesn't work?
-Amp error...
Ouchh
S'ain't on?
Love it!
@@barringtonwomble4713 Underrratedd
These two have genuine chemistry.
I'd like to see more, please.
They're British, they aren't cut for the website you're thinking about
@@guitaristssuck8979
She's not British.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 really? I love your nickname though
@@guitaristssuck8979
Yeah, and thanks. I'm pretty sure she's Russian.
@@guitaristssuck8979
Thanks. I'm pretty sure she's Russian.
I'm definitely stealing the iron maiden joke. That's just pure gold.
What do you call it when Saxon goes off the stage? Saxoff
damn dude
I... I hate you SO MUCH for this. I.. really tho?!
Have you heard that they got a new member? He's constantly jumping from the stage and going back on. They say he's playing the Saxoffon.
Did you hear about the guitarist that died?
He crashed his pickup into a bridge & broke his neck.
Holy shit hahahahaha
well that is an old one but still funny
Took that bend too hastily
WHAMMY!
Well, you pulled off a good one.......
I’ve been subscribed to 2SICH and enjoyed her channel for long time, she’s awesome.
But then I stumbled upon this gem: 😂 the two of you are great in this comic. Thanks for the good laughs; both of you.😎👍
Need more of this jokes. 😅
Years ago I sat on a plane seat and my mother asked me "How are you?", and I replied: "I'm on a plane, I can't complain".
It was necessary at least one Nirvana joke.
It was almost as necessary as *One* Metallica joke.
What happens when the frontman of death writes cannibal corpse lyrics
Chuck skulldinner
More like Chuck
.....deez nutz
Sound Of Perseverance is the best metal album ever. Or some other Death album. Respect.
Didnt i just see you in the comments of a obituary song
@@braxtonkling2209 yup lol. Just had to go and find which one
Knew i saw you but nice pfp dude
What does a Tool fan get when he punches a wasp?
A Sting-fist...
I skipped the heroine. Just go to the Tool addiction.
Тусич, надень что-нибудь оранжевое, если тебя держат в заложниках.
2SICH is hotter than a church on norway
HUHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUHAUAHAUAHAUhauh
Dark but i’ll allow it 🤣🤣
What Is A German Power Metalhead's Favourite Holiday
Helloween
Huh?
Her jokes and the way she laughs and plays along
Man just protect her
What happens to James Hetfield's bedroom lights when he turns them off? They fade to black
Can I point out just how naturally beautiful 2SICH is.
That she is.
lots of women are, yet society (read: social media, companies making beauty products, TV, and media in general) makes them think otherwise to buy products and to worship false idols... As Passenger put it in his song:
And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens
That make ten year old's race to grow up
Hey kids, let's all be anorexic or better
Eat chocolate until you throw up
Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars
And the Botox, that makes them look fucked
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face
It looks like it's been hit by a truck
Lots of men prefer a normal-looking woman to the botoxed over-painted wannabe beauties... Unfortunately, we are not that loud as the mass-media, so the girls are brainwashed with the bullshit.
Spread the word, brother
She got make up on just like him thirsty buggers
simp
The bouncer didn't let The Scorpions' lead singer into the bar. He was a Klaus Minor.
The former Megadeth guitarist was arrested for boiling people in oil. Marty fried men.
I bought a defective VW Beetle. I call it John Lemon.
😂😂😂😂😂
"I bought a defective VW Beetle. I call it John Lemon." - The engine was shot to shit
@@alsmoviebarn oof
What does Steven Wilson's Spanish gardener say when Steven asks him to plant conifers on his lawn?
¿Por qué pine tree?
All of the members of Slayer have pet roosters. Except for Jeff, he's a Hen-man.
Lovely to see 2SICH laugh so much! 😆👍👍
Wait what? Somehow it really makes me smile to see the two of them as a duo.
Hey dude, do you know Tyler Durden?
@@The_57 You're probably the first to ask him that
*Male and Female UA-camrs do a Collab:*
The comment section: "sO wHeN's tHe weDDiNg
Bruh i really do not think this is just a regular collab bruh
@@user-mu8fp3le1u that would be very interesting, would it not?
yes
I'd prefer never to see that, I'd be jealous ! XD
Nah. 2Sich is too precious for this world. We don't deserve her, neither does Bradley
Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other, "Do you like music?"
He replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
nice copy
As a metal dad, I approve of all these! So great!! you just missed the dah dun tisss with blast beats after the jokes.
Why was Dave kicked out of Metallica when he's Dave Must-Stay-In?
Maybe that's why he's the only original member of Megadeth now!
Ahah good one
Bruh 😂😭
Wow , I never saw 2 tomatoes doing dad jokes
Tomatoe of Souls
@@BradleyHallGuitar томат
@@BradleyHallGuitar помидор
yea they are so red
Made to mate'oes?
9:59 I could totally see the Deftones guys actually make that joke. From what little interviews I've read of them, in spite of how depressing their music is they actually seem like a fun bunch who love to roast each other.
Кто проорал в голосину с первой шутки про айрон мейд ин чайна?
Смеяться после слова "Лопатка".
What?
ТЫ
What is the best job for a cowboy?
Cattle decapitation
Why
Damn dude 😂
After all these bad metal jokes I'm gonna need 5 minutes alone
Best take a WALK
I can’t get my eyes off 2SICH, she is cute 🥰
Same bro she’s fr pretty
Agreed
The embodiment of the Tradwife meme😍
What did Dime ask Phil Anselmo when he saw him sad?
How are you Philing?
😄
Sounds like what Dime exactly could say
this feels like that drunk couple being cute when everyone else is asleep, I love it!
Why did Geddy Lee forget to bring his wallet with him before he left?
Because he was in a Rush
it's so nice to finally hear her speak. :-)
Heineken, the beer we ship to other countries because no one here likes it.
Like Australia and Foster's
James Heatfield loves)))
when someone asks: what's your favorite chord?
me: Honda Accord
Hey wow it's my two favorite memetal people
Also I think it's funny you time stamped each joke in case we wanted to go listen to it again
How does Kirk relax?
He lays in his Hammett.
I like how more drunk you get, the more you laugh to dad jokes 😅
Boomers: metalheads are just angry and full of hate people
Metalheads:
Quarter hour or cringy dad jokes
Metal was created by boomers.
@@diegoborges3716 I mean the even older boomers
@@nope8827
How old should they are? 🤔
Yes, back in the 80s most of the other boomers think so about us. (I was born '64)
I think in 40 years they got used to us.
In the last 30 years, I haven't seen anyone who has changed sides of the street because of a few metalheads. 😉
What do you call when Dave Mustaine forgets to turn up the gain?
The Symphony off distortion
Now I am curious to what the Forbidden joke was :c
The funny thing is that we already have a show here in Malaka land with people who drink beer and say dad jokes. Yours was quite competitive though. I realy enjoyed it.
- What would you call if Bradley plays extreme Djent?
- Bradley Thall.
What's the one chord a black metal never plays?
Gsus
Pin this
Didn't understand it 😭
@@necrom4454 Gsus sounds like Jesus.
@@Celtamongstmen2 Aaaahh, wow fucking nice joke, gotta be pinned!
This is awful but also really beautiful
Well, djentlemen, let's face it. If 2sich were your housewife, you'd probably be the happiest man alive.
P.S.: *Л О П А Т К А*
Лопатка
Well, i suppose, that statement doesn't require any thought...
My favorite metal youtubers. Good to see you together.
The best Duo ever
Gsus christ, is that really you??
A pretty bad one:
What's the most popular metal genre in Greece?
Debt metal
Lmao
Im fucking dying
yoo im greek and i can sau to u that other greeks except me dont listen to metal they really like trap trash with autotune
@@BradleyHallGuitar yeah our music taste is like our economy lol
@@nikosperros2803 it definitely is
Next time I have a conversation with someone who has misconceptions about what metal heads are like I'm just going to send them this video. This was fucking great, you both are fucking great, thanks!
I didn't know you, but I knew the amazing 2SICH. Now I know you and that is too SICK !
What's a Djent bands favourite fish?
A down-tuna...
I'll get my coat
How does Joe Duplantier’s son cry?
“waa waa wee woo”
Pls explain :'D
AHAHAHAHAHAH
@@cullenkenneth5980 stranded whammy melody
The pitch shifting part🤣
Oh that makes sense! Always thought it was the pinch harmonics part in gift of guilt
more please:DD it's incredible, please do more of this duet :D
This was painful.
Subscribed.